I Had to Flush the Cocaine...

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

Комментарии • 626

  • @berserkmaster2514
    @berserkmaster2514 3 года назад +1912

    “Sam this isn’t funny, we’re all addicted to cocoaine” 😂

  • @antimatter175
    @antimatter175 3 года назад +690

    Im honestly convinced that the only time that gob changes the names from ashley #1, #2 etc, to something unique is when their actual name is ashley.

    • @anythinganywhereanytime7054
      @anythinganywhereanytime7054 2 года назад +6

      my running theory. Its was at least one of his Ex's...he kinda did want his boy did (not nearly as bad but showed her like her to much and was out his league..Back then hahah) so its the first girl name to come to mind. or maybe he says he changes the names...(does he....Really. I kinda know cause i was very small part of one but my name wasn't changed! lol well it was...kinda he slipped and said my real shit back in the day. now that he is to kool to hang out with his old friends. lol i hope not you know who this is maybe not but just snap me n say bye i know you got a girl and she don't let u do things like u used to.....4 goood reasons. buut u already know bro

    • @barstow_
      @barstow_ 2 года назад +52

      @@anythinganywhereanytime7054 bro what

    • @zmiller222
      @zmiller222 2 года назад

      @@anythinganywhereanytime7054 bro what drugs are you on lol

    • @luckgrip252
      @luckgrip252 2 года назад +5

      @@barstow_ Same

    • @notazi9866
      @notazi9866 Год назад

      Ed r

  • @trevordurkin1940
    @trevordurkin1940 3 года назад +1250

    goblin in his older videos “now this was a long ass time ago… this was probably like 2 months ago by now”
    goblin now: “this was pretty recent, like 2 years ago”

  • @thehomiegumby1036
    @thehomiegumby1036 3 года назад +701

    One of the most perfectly timed uploads yet gob was feening for a new hoot and holler

  • @WhuDhat
    @WhuDhat 3 года назад +249

    Tossing a bag to later find out that you absolutely didn't need to is so damn depressing, almost as bad as dropping or sneezing away something

    • @ishmaelbender7093
      @ishmaelbender7093 2 года назад +17

      I had to flush two carts, a batt and my dispo and my buddy was just fucking with me

    • @samuelharris1282
      @samuelharris1282 2 года назад +47

      @@ishmaelbender7093 that ain’t ur buddy bro

    • @Scotty-vs4lf
      @Scotty-vs4lf 2 года назад +4

      @@ishmaelbender7093 i lost a cart cuz they were searching bags at the place i was going and i threw it in a bush and forgot what one

  • @austintwing9503
    @austintwing9503 3 года назад +600

    "A foot connoisseur"- Goblin 2021

  • @BeesonsCars
    @BeesonsCars 3 года назад +144

    Hey, the flush of shame is always better than not disposing of when you needed to.

  • @JamesBond-hf3pn
    @JamesBond-hf3pn 3 года назад +141

    So let me get this straight... 🤣 u started a tradition of gumming coke in the chikfila drive through before you order your food knowing full well that the coke would ruin the taste and kill your appetite!??

  • @CocoTheKingg
    @CocoTheKingg 3 года назад +96

    HAHAHA "you cant tell a women you never sleep with that she has nice feets"🤣 💀

    • @CocoTheKingg
      @CocoTheKingg 3 года назад

      @@xtcyshii7807 weird publicity but alr

    • @Xavier-wf4vz
      @Xavier-wf4vz 2 года назад

      Fr dude u just met her haven’t f:ucked her yet u just can’t do that just treat a good looking person like a human being 🤣

  • @mikekobuta6452
    @mikekobuta6452 3 года назад +64

    I'm sad af then goblin uploads and it makes my life temporarily okay mans really save my life some nights

  • @simonmartinez6538
    @simonmartinez6538 3 года назад +151

    I’m pretty sure Sam actually had a banana tree. A lot of greenhouses sell them even in Wisconsin lol

    • @sparroestar22
      @sparroestar22 3 года назад +9

      only the right kind of trees, ahahahah

    • @204azfc
      @204azfc 3 года назад +2

      Alot in the Midwest and back East they winterize way in a garage if you remove the bulb

    • @asianvikings7845
      @asianvikings7845 3 года назад +3

      Facts it was most definitely

  • @steelandplastic3203
    @steelandplastic3203 3 года назад +38

    Sick with the flu and goblin posts. Nights looking up boys

  • @kixstlo.9282
    @kixstlo.9282 3 года назад +52

    "We're gettin snooped on your honor" 💀

  • @_._44
    @_._44 3 года назад +26

    10:07 “this drip is immense” 🥶

  • @kujai2202
    @kujai2202 3 года назад +40

    "this isn't funny,we addicted to cocaine"

  • @yournan5372
    @yournan5372 3 года назад +9

    "This woman ran security like a cell at rikers" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ohsheet6045
    @ohsheet6045 3 года назад +30

    we need a “Crazy Camera Mom” series

  • @rockellepink9607
    @rockellepink9607 2 года назад +4

    Despite all the drugs and stuff you are a very respectable man towards women

  • @CamBMakinBread
    @CamBMakinBread 3 года назад +18

    Ahh gotta love when gob uploads

  • @RealBoiJare
    @RealBoiJare 3 года назад +29

    “It’s our culture, respect it.” 🤣🤣

  • @iankearns9671
    @iankearns9671 3 года назад +2

    Just ab to roll up and goblin posts. My night is made

  • @mikeymartinez8636
    @mikeymartinez8636 3 года назад +10

    “They used his name” that shit made me laugh lmaoooooooooo

  • @stoned._.huniebee1945
    @stoned._.huniebee1945 3 года назад +24

    The Patrick victory screen has me dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Neji191
    @Neji191 3 года назад +33

    Can we all agree that we definitely need more Sam stories?

  • @gavingriffith2334
    @gavingriffith2334 3 года назад +36

    "it could be krokodil, hes blowing a sack "HAHAHA. this one is a true banger no question about it.

  • @mbbrian7209
    @mbbrian7209 3 года назад +23

    yo this allstar content entertaining af

  • @maxc1830
    @maxc1830 3 года назад +17

    Watching this from the hospital after my mom found me passed out on air duster and dxm. Thank you for uploading gobby this a life saver

    • @robertmarroking1112
      @robertmarroking1112 3 года назад +20

      Damn bro atleast chill on the air duster

    • @andero7991
      @andero7991 3 года назад +2

      dont do the air duster that shits more fucked then heroin

    • @mcnuttington7122
      @mcnuttington7122 3 года назад +1

      Disappointment

    • @maxc1830
      @maxc1830 3 года назад

      @@robertmarroking1112 ik bro only did it bc im out of nitrous

    • @maxc1830
      @maxc1830 3 года назад

      @@robertmarroking1112 and it feels pretty similar

  • @trapstarjuan6065
    @trapstarjuan6065 3 года назад +13

    Such a great time for another upload I’m geeked off the yerks already know this one a banger

  • @7thhokage87
    @7thhokage87 3 года назад +7

    Goblin out here living life like it's Good Fellas

  • @morpheus_9
    @morpheus_9 3 года назад +3

    Goblin still making classics

  • @maverickdenning3981
    @maverickdenning3981 3 года назад +5

    Goblin videos make a mans day even on the worst days

  • @lamontolivas6681
    @lamontolivas6681 3 года назад +10

    that fake ass banana tree made me laugh so hard😂😂😂

  • @sxvj4207
    @sxvj4207 3 года назад +51

    Enjoying my zoot, to this absolute hoot 🔥🔥

  • @etherealsedation
    @etherealsedation 3 года назад +15

    My mom has one of those cameras that she can yell at everyone through with her phone lmao

  • @santil17151
    @santil17151 3 года назад +3

    Goblin coming in clutch with the late night uploads let’s go

  • @kiheikush2003
    @kiheikush2003 3 года назад +3

    Much love to anyone reading this

  • @restlessjay3413
    @restlessjay3413 3 года назад +23

    His videos hit different when you’re gassed up😂💯

    • @moody7263
      @moody7263 3 года назад +3

      yessir i’m stoney af this shit is a banger

    • @trimania883
      @trimania883 3 года назад +3

      ongg im smoking on white gushers rn n im chillin

  • @334ktrey
    @334ktrey 3 года назад +3

    Goblin Gang 😌⚠️!!!!! Perfect timing bro I'm chilling

  • @bdawgsteppa2381
    @bdawgsteppa2381 3 года назад +8

    Love from Washington state 💪❤️
    Edit: keep the Nickelodeon gameplay😂

  • @starburst8158
    @starburst8158 3 года назад +13

    Haven’t watched it yet know it’s gonna be a banger dropped a like already too my man

  • @thegamersandmore239
    @thegamersandmore239 3 года назад +41

    Let’s go boys

  • @Bilhz
    @Bilhz 3 года назад +15

    Gob back at it with the bangers

  • @cashmoneycockburn9502
    @cashmoneycockburn9502 3 года назад +54

    This gameplay is supreme for when you’re tripping

  • @plugsmemes
    @plugsmemes 3 года назад +28

    what’s crazy is i just got done watchint joey diaz tell a story about flushing coke only for gob to drop a story about it not even 20 minutes after

    • @veryfrozen3271
      @veryfrozen3271 3 года назад +3

      To be fair thats most of joey diazs stories

  • @baffledsquirrel2122
    @baffledsquirrel2122 3 года назад +5

    “ It was a normal day of doing a ton of cocaine” 🤣☠️

  • @inductiveship1999
    @inductiveship1999 3 года назад +7

    Last day smokin for a bit couldn’t think of a better way to phase out then a nice hoot and a holler

    • @ttg4386
      @ttg4386 3 года назад

      Always a classic way to go out widda bang

  • @Seven4Life
    @Seven4Life 3 года назад +2

    almost 420k subs! been here for a while

  • @zackfranklin8876
    @zackfranklin8876 3 года назад +2

    this was definitely one of your best videos

  • @albertellwyn4891
    @albertellwyn4891 3 года назад +11

    ay let’s go boys caught the stream earlier

  • @patleaf2432
    @patleaf2432 8 месяцев назад +3

    this is the most illinois or possibly wisconsin shit ive ever heard

  • @douglascollins9208
    @douglascollins9208 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for the upload homie

  • @joshyanno6861
    @joshyanno6861 3 года назад +14

    The rats in the sewer must have had a fun time 😂

  • @staticsavage7893
    @staticsavage7893 3 года назад +1

    Goblin never misses fr

  • @vvssolarflare999
    @vvssolarflare999 3 года назад

    Needed a Banger before school 🤙🏼

  • @okyungant
    @okyungant 3 года назад +3

    He listens to music like no one else is around him 🤣🤣

  • @j.d.c.777
    @j.d.c.777 3 года назад +3

    Was ready for this ❄️💯

  • @bdawgschnarr6623
    @bdawgschnarr6623 3 года назад +1

    Fire bud. Fire stories. Subbed my dude 🔥🔥🔥

  • @hellopez3648
    @hellopez3648 3 года назад +4

    Yes to the gameplay. Goblin goes to tournament and beats top players with his reptar up B mashing.

  • @_holl0w_
    @_holl0w_ 2 года назад +1

    Gob with the banger as usual

  • @styler3967
    @styler3967 3 года назад +1

    PERFECT timing. as always

  • @nickdaddona9631
    @nickdaddona9631 3 года назад +6

    This might be one of your best videos normally they’re funny but this one is fucking hysterical

  • @watcherpersonman
    @watcherpersonman 3 года назад +4

    stoned and watching goblin vids and he uploads. perfect timing

  • @863jhit3
    @863jhit3 3 года назад +1

    WHATTT DAAAANM DANM GOBLIN WITH A HOOOOOOOTTT WTTTFFFFF LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥💯

  • @fakename7906
    @fakename7906 2 года назад +1

    When it comes to girls’ names, Goblin’s mind is an alphabetical machine

  • @bugace8659
    @bugace8659 3 года назад

    Uploads always come in at the best times no cap

  • @tatesmith7444
    @tatesmith7444 3 года назад +6

    Goblin listen to your vids in school with a friend thanks for the funny content

  • @6kVolk
    @6kVolk 3 года назад

    gobby 🥺

  • @thewhiteguyatthecookout4480
    @thewhiteguyatthecookout4480 3 года назад +2

    BANGER OFF THE TITLE THIS GOING BE A HOOT

  • @fbiagent1455
    @fbiagent1455 3 года назад

    Only gob with the craziest story’s

  • @kam6597
    @kam6597 3 года назад +1

    Love your videos bro!!!

  • @nnbnnbgugyty
    @nnbnnbgugyty 3 года назад +3

    Nickelodeon All Stars Gameplay 😍 🔥

  • @Austinbrown420
    @Austinbrown420 3 года назад +1

    This gameplay is lit asf when you baked Gob😭

  • @Alex-ni6qk
    @Alex-ni6qk 3 года назад +2

    An Absolute Hoot and a Certified Hollar!

  • @evasivenesscana240
    @evasivenesscana240 3 года назад

    Almost 500k almost there bro

  • @switchingblades5617
    @switchingblades5617 3 года назад +4

    we need more stories with sam lmao

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Месяц назад +1

    Dude went from zero to Tarantino on that chick

  • @nickfromidaho
    @nickfromidaho 3 года назад +3

    Oh baby this is gonna be a HOOT and a HOLLER

  • @boneyard420xx4
    @boneyard420xx4 3 года назад +1

    Yooo gob keep it up broski

  • @Clockworkonthewindow
    @Clockworkonthewindow 3 года назад +1

    Yo this sam guy sounds like the funniest fucking guy ever

  • @eliasj9948
    @eliasj9948 2 года назад +1

    Sam is funny ash 😭😭😭

  • @Gottiline_Ace
    @Gottiline_Ace 2 месяца назад

    What's funny is that you can grow banana trees inside, in pots. They just won't get big and won't grow bananas. It's just a plant at that point. 😂

  • @Welpwyatt
    @Welpwyatt 3 года назад +1

    This is gunna be a hoot and a holler !!

  • @sickwhips8838
    @sickwhips8838 3 года назад +3

    Absolute hoot and holler gob always comin in clutch was lookin for that new upload earlier Too haha keep doin what your doin

  • @schlablonski1992
    @schlablonski1992 2 года назад +1

    Bananaplants are actually easy to have as room plants

  • @youngwalli8902
    @youngwalli8902 3 года назад

    This going be banger can tell from the thumbnail

  • @xanderh5592
    @xanderh5592 3 года назад +1

    We need a crazy camera mom series

  • @Nickthestoner25
    @Nickthestoner25 3 года назад +1

    Love the gameplay man

  • @looserkid8143
    @looserkid8143 3 года назад +1

    9:46 a thicky🤣🤣🤣

  • @calebdupee9549
    @calebdupee9549 3 года назад

    Aye let’s go 💯this is lit I’m lit this is great keep it up Gob

  • @lochlanfrazer8095
    @lochlanfrazer8095 3 года назад +12

    Haven't seen that big ass dragon since Rugrats, throwback.

  • @samsonhaze6595
    @samsonhaze6595 3 года назад +2

    This was a banger of a cocaine caper my man 🤣👍😂👌😛👏

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 3 года назад +5

    Flushing cocaine isn’t a hoot nor a holla

  • @devn266
    @devn266 2 года назад +1

    I dont get the reason people stick to coke. the high is too short and half the time it is mostly baby powder or laxatives... I'd stick to adderall or Molly. Or maybe snort meth or something, never done that but i feel like id do anything other than coke just bc you need to keep re-doing it to maintain the high.

  • @SheSaySheFeelG
    @SheSaySheFeelG 2 года назад

    Bro lmfao this dude playing spongebob while talking about flushing cocaine from the cops lmfao

  • @denisonglovier543
    @denisonglovier543 3 года назад

    Your literally the best person to watch baked af or not

  • @chandy.
    @chandy. 3 года назад +2

    “it happened pretty recently” *happened 2 years ago*

  • @chadsanburg4361
    @chadsanburg4361 3 года назад +1

    Hooting and hollering boys

  • @calebinscore883
    @calebinscore883 Месяц назад

    goblin the goat !!!!!!!!

  • @smoothhandsjimmy
    @smoothhandsjimmy 3 года назад

    love your stories! keep it up! peace!

  • @Way2Hi47
    @Way2Hi47 16 дней назад +1

    Ay goblin what’s the name of da game ?