My boy actually is probably one of the only Tinder success stories. She’s a great girl from a wealthy family she’s just an introvert. He’s 21 been with her 2 years and getting married. I’m probably your oldest listener 45!
That's... Not a good time to say ok Boomer. You say that to boomers who act like they know everything and we know nothing. Ok millennial. Am also a millennial
If acid is your drug of choice it's honestly not too unexpected to always keep a lot on you, when I would take it everyday i would double my dose from the day before soooo lol
Chicken tenders is like an appetizer and my boy was hungry. Hence why he said he’s not eight years old. An eight year old gets tenders because it’s not a filling dish
@@JShawnPaul mm idk how that makes the steak a better option plus he didn’t even eat so whats the point in buying something you weren’t gonna eat when you couldve gotten the cheaper and tastier chicken tendies? all because he said hes “too old to get tenders” and then chose to get a steak from applebees of all places too, anyway its just a joke cus either way the man got what he paid for
I was having this constant and unbearable anxiety because of university stress. Not until I came across Ted Winston, a very intelligent mycologist, He saved my life honestly.
Id be freaking out on acid at an Applebee's bc I know the kinda creatures that would be dining and drinking in an Ohio Applebee's...Im sure very similar to an Illinois Applebee's.
Pro tip: No one at Applebee's will judge you. We were so trashed at the back of the house all the time. I remember a server being barred out to the point she couldn't enter the orders. Another one was so drunk she fell on the customer's table. Goodbtimes😅😂
This is one of my favorite stories for sure, probably coming back to it for about the 10th time! From some random chick in her early 20s, love ya Gobby. Long, long time listener and probably a pretty damn unexpected dedicated member of your fan base if you were to see me walking down the street, lol.
Yo goblin thanks for the entertainment as Im sitting here dying (I'm just really sick) and throwing up a lot. Anyways imma continue to binge the videos I've missed.
Psychedelic’s definitely have potential to deal with mental health symptoms like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them again but it’s just so hard to source here
Psychedelics are the reason why i didn’t take my life when i was at my end. I was stripped of my ego and saw the beauty of life and interconnectivity and even though i still battle anxiety and depression, I’m doing better everyday and will never think in such a self destructive way again.
LSD and mushrooms completely changed my whole outlook on life. I became a better version of myself This experience gave me a lot of confidence about my self and my body. A bunch of bad thought / behavior patterns were broken. One of these was pretty bad OCD that made me wash my hands a lot. It gave me a lot of hope that things will be fine, this is the one thing that I heard throughout the trip: Everything is alright. The main reason for the trip was my severe depression and it definitely helped me (although it's not gone). Before all I could do was lay in bed. Now I am trying to rebuild my life one step at a time which wasn't possible before."
@@zoeywinston6826 One of my best experiences in my life was doing lsd and writing a paper on my interpretation of God and how the universe works, it was amazing and i got an A in the college class of comparative religion
just gonna say, since it's important, applebee's tortilla chips are worse than any supermarket bagged tortilla chip, generic or otherwise. they are basically deep-fried toilet paper
This shit was hilarious, I’m trying to stay quiet because it’s 5am and I’m laying in bed, but I’m just laughing my ass off and giggling like a kid in a candy store 😂😂😂
goblin always sounds like he has a gun to his head reading a script LMAO. NAHHH but fr tho, love the vids fam. They are very entertaining and You got some great stories
On god bro I had an experience just like this on mushrooms with my uncle at a random Mexican restaurant in the mountains of Brevard, North Carolina, I literally thought I was in a David Lynch film
yo said, "Michael on the other hand, is going in on these chicken fingers. He's going ballistic. This man is eating these chicken fingers with such dedication that there is a little puddle of ketchup developing on his shirt."
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This a hoot I already know. I slept my day away now I'm up all night. Thanks Gob!
Gob: we don't order chicken tenders because we're not 8 years old
Also Gob: WE SEE A FUCKING CRAYON WE COLLORIN WITH THE CRAYON
ok but coloring pages are fun 💀
It should be normalized for adults to order chicken fingers 🤣 what if thats just what i want
@@xx_d0ra3m0n_xx fr tho
Pre tab vs post dose
When he says “hoot” AND “holler” together, you already know it’s a *_good_* one.
😂
He should make a t-shirt with his infamous saying
@@user-lu9ll2bc1l hitler
Hell yeah, that’s every video. They all bangers
My boy actually is probably one of the only Tinder success stories. She’s a great girl from a wealthy family she’s just an introvert. He’s 21 been with her 2 years and getting married. I’m probably your oldest listener 45!
Kk
Ok boomer
Ah yes, inspiration
That's... Not a good time to say ok Boomer. You say that to boomers who act like they know everything and we know nothing. Ok millennial. Am also a millennial
@@turboshazed7370 ok boomer is used to disregard the opinions and beliefs of elderly people and nothing else.
Goblin always coming through with the mid sesh bangers
Was just listening to Tina's crack pipe in the car story
Fr
ong tho💀💀
Fr and it’s always right when you’re about to try to find something else to watch
@@marclopez103 nah fr that’s on me bru
"Taking Acid at Applebee's" is the best title since taking ketamine with a homeless dude at Barnes & Noble XD
Thank y'all for the likes!!
My fav is somethin like took 6 xanax and ate my keyboard
Wasgood fellow beings on this big azz planet, Fck everything else cus we got gobby right now yeah?
@@yungrzr062 fucking fire title
you made me smile you funny little fucked
fun fact: ive tripped on shrooms in apple bees 🤣🤣
The fact cuddi had a whole strip in his pocket at applebees is so funny
Kid Cudi?
@@charlesbolton6736 yes exactly. That's why he named his album man on the moon because he tripped so hard once he thought he went to the moon
@@charlesbolton6736 its like a thing ppl say in place of describing someone like "my cuddi" or "these cuddis" idk ppl say it alot in Portland
@@Max78912 its just buddy w a c lol
If acid is your drug of choice it's honestly not too unexpected to always keep a lot on you, when I would take it everyday i would double my dose from the day before soooo lol
“Bro…we’re at Applebee’s..”
Needs to be on a t-shirt.
This took me WAAAAY tf out when he said that. lmfao
Goblin: Ordering chicken tenders at a restaurant is childish af 🙄
Also Goblin: let me grab a coloring activity with some crayons 🖍 😂😂😂
Tbf sometimes ur brain kinda goes baby mode when ur tripping
you know what meth heads usually have all over their house?
coloring books.
tbh eating the tenders wouldve been 10x better that paying for that shitty steak 💀
Chicken tenders is like an appetizer and my boy was hungry. Hence why he said he’s not eight years old. An eight year old gets tenders because it’s not a filling dish
@@JShawnPaul mm idk how that makes the steak a better option plus he didn’t even eat so whats the point in buying something you weren’t gonna eat when you couldve gotten the cheaper and tastier chicken tendies? all because he said hes “too old to get tenders” and then chose to get a steak from applebees of all places too, anyway its just a joke cus either way the man got what he paid for
As soon as you said a sirloin steak from Applebee's, I immediately imagined one of those fake steaks you see in cartoons.
😂😂😂
A whole half an hour?
You’re spoiling us, Nick.
this was such a good story i felt like i was sitting with you guys in the applebee’s. please do more resturant stories this was so good
"I felt like I was there"
Bro I feel like ur tripping harder than he was
So funny bri
“Idk where she went back to, probably the kitchen” based
He stopped kissing her neck and said "bro slide me a crayon." This is a true boys will be boys moment
U know the food is trash when u look back and say “At least the coupe of water was cold”😂😂😂
Sounds like Gordon Ramsey fuck I’m baked asf😂💀
he's the only guy that can talk about doing drugs at applebes 4 thirty mins
😭😭
Its got me fucked up that you put 4 for for and spelled out the word thirty.
@@veryminotaur1568 🤣🤣
i slowd it down so it ;ast evem ;longer.
@@RoscoeDaMulewhat substance were u on when u wrote this shit
Psychedelics are just an amazing discovery. It's quite fascinating how effective they are for depression and stress..saved my life.
I was having this constant and unbearable anxiety because of university stress. Not until I came across Ted Winston, a very intelligent mycologist, He saved my life honestly.
HE'S MOSTLY ON INSTAGRAMS, USING THE USERNAME
Ted_Winston21.... that's it
@Ted_Winston21
Remember to refer him after working with him.
A true hoot and a holler, we need more acid stories gob 💚
Indeed a hoot, indeed a holler 🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🔥love from Houston Texas dawg
fuck yea bro Houston is dope
H-Town represent 🤘🏽
It's like Gob knows what time I'm getting drunk and faded, impeccable timing sir.
its pretty easy when all of goblins followers are faded at all waking hours lmao
Thank you.
"slide me a crayon" funniest shit ever. Can only imagine how awesome that coloring sheet was. xD
Just found my headphones on lunch break and just saw a new 30 min goblin upload. It's finna be a good day
Id be freaking out on acid at an Applebee's bc I know the kinda creatures that would be dining and drinking in an Ohio Applebee's...Im sure very similar to an Illinois Applebee's.
your timing is impeccable, as per
Pro tip: No one at Applebee's will judge you. We were so trashed at the back of the house all the time. I remember a server being barred out to the point she couldn't enter the orders. Another one was so drunk she fell on the customer's table. Goodbtimes😅😂
Absolutely impeccable timing my man 🥳🤙🏻
mans is straight dogging applebees
Bruh the shi had me crying😭😭😭
"The problem is I'm not 8 years old"😂😂💀💀
The fact that this man stop pecking all over his chick just to color is hilarious to me 💀
Bro got his priorities str8 😂
Crazy how what would have been a regular trip to Applebees turned into a whole adventure for them
21:37 that BK comment is too accurate lmao coming from an employee😭💯
did my first microdose while working at applebees. turned out to not be a micro dose. applebees slaps
Nothin better than watching goblin while eating my chipotle during dinner break at work
Dude this upload may have just distracted me enough to have just stopped me from doing some dumb shi (harm) to myself thank you goblin
It’s not worth it brotha
Be safe bro not worth it trust me
not worth it my man, you got this bro
Your lowest lows are what make your highest highs. Stay with a us bro it’ll be worth it I promise
take care brotha
05:43 "goin to applebees, better be prepared..." [grabs a 10 strip]
I went to a Applebee’s one time tripping nuts and they had just re done the inside, I felt like I was in the titanic where the main stairs were.
that shit sounds like it makes the meal better if you think you’re at the titanic
@@Airfryer208 not if you think your gonna sink any second 😂😂
@@shlumped69420😂😂😂
Perfectly timing goblin as usual, some fire shit to
This is one of my favorite stories for sure, probably coming back to it for about the 10th time! From some random chick in her early 20s, love ya Gobby. Long, long time listener and probably a pretty damn unexpected dedicated member of your fan base if you were to see me walking down the street, lol.
your trip story's are the best gob
I’m cracking up so hard listening to this bro.
Yo goblin thanks for the entertainment as Im sitting here dying (I'm just really sick) and throwing up a lot. Anyways imma continue to binge the videos I've missed.
bruh omm i just got my wisdom teeth pulled and ive been binge watching this mf
Just spent 30 mins listening to an applebees experience and it was fucking great
Goblin out here dropping no stop bangers!!!!!
Psychedelic’s definitely have potential to deal with mental health symptoms like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them again but it’s just so hard to source here
Psychedelics are the reason why i didn’t take my life when i was at my end. I was stripped of my ego and saw the beauty of life and interconnectivity and even though i still battle anxiety and depression, I’m doing better everyday and will never think in such a self destructive way again.
LSD and mushrooms completely changed my whole outlook on life. I became a better version of myself
This experience gave me a lot of confidence about my self and my body. A bunch of bad thought / behavior patterns were broken. One of these was pretty bad OCD that made me wash my hands a lot. It gave me a lot of hope that things will be fine, this is the one thing that I heard throughout the trip: Everything is alright. The main reason for the trip was my severe depression and it definitely helped me (although it's not gone). Before all I could do was lay in bed. Now I am trying to rebuild my life one step at a time which wasn't possible before."
@@sarahh321 Where to search?? Is it IG?
@@zoeywinston6826 One of my best experiences in my life was doing lsd and writing a paper on my interpretation of God and how the universe works, it was amazing and i got an A in the college class of comparative religion
@@sarahh321 Thank you, I will check him out now
18:46 😂 I love you goblin
just gonna say, since it's important, applebee's tortilla chips are worse than any supermarket bagged tortilla chip, generic or otherwise. they are basically deep-fried toilet paper
I actually met the girl of my dreams through tinder. Greetings from germany man!
Timing is everything 😩 thank you Gobby
keep these longer stories coming :)
The timing.
A legend, a goat, the mvp.But most of all The Goblin 🙌🏽
This dude could never use memory as a criminal defense lol.
Gob came in just in time as always 👏
Just thought about him and proof there he is, this is really a hoot and a holler
Got dayum Goblin you've stayed consistent for a minute😤👏🏼
sounds like a great time. the crayons were probably worth the price of the meal.
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“This guy had a ten strip in his pocket at Applebee’s” 😩🤣🤣
High asf and lmao watchin dis😂😂😂
"We drove here too, but were reckless and stupid" had me trow away myself
Bro the comedown from acid had my eyes rattling shi was trippy couldn’t drive whatsoever
I love these acid stories lol
He nailed driving and tripping. DON’T FCKN DO IT!
The title itself is a work of art
Just watched taking acid at Olive Garden yesterday LOLLLLL love you gobby gob!!!!!
A great place to go to while rolling is Grazianos in niles, Illinois, you can draw or color on the paper on your table. Truly lit.
Bro you funny af . Got me dying 😂🤟🏻
Lol 60 dollars being dirt cheap, goblin you funny 😆😄🤣
This shit was hilarious, I’m trying to stay quiet because it’s 5am and I’m laying in bed, but I’m just laughing my ass off and giggling like a kid in a candy store 😂😂😂
goblin always sounds like he has a gun to his head reading a script LMAO.
NAHHH but fr tho, love the vids fam. They are very entertaining and You got some great stories
austin wyd here 😭
@@zagzaggy6436 i watch goblin! haha
On god bro I had an experience just like this on mushrooms with my uncle at a random Mexican restaurant in the mountains of Brevard, North Carolina, I literally thought I was in a David Lynch film
Acid story's are the best videos change my mind.
Blowcaine
Good story fr😂 had me cracking up
Insane timing my man, just planned to drop 1.5 tabs today. Cheers
How was it?
@@tanner6446 read first reply
@@wert1897how was you’re 1.5 tab trip?
perfect timing, boutta take some dabs cheers !
gobs came in with three absolute hoots and hollers in the past week🙏🏼
Bros timing lately has been just god tier
Anytime he posts is perfect timing...
this man has got to be the time attack champion
Great story was cracking up at dude pounding those chicken fingers
Great video as always goblin, this video was sure a hoot and a holler
This one was fricken hilarious! 🤣 "You can't get horny at Applebee's!"
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯I love that story this is what I want 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I love gobby
And they there are... And the Asian dude looking in slo-mo in the background 😂 made the whole shit funnier
big man...ima need sum rolling trays & grinders 🙏🏽😘
everytime i come up i get that warmth feeling like he talked about but i also get mad energy😭
Half of yo videos r just shit talk and I LOVE IT👊
I love listening to this guy so I can tell myself that all things considered I am doing all right
Already know this shits gonna be lit dropped that like
Perfect timing brother. Just bought a new bong and ripping it with you bro
I’m on acid rn and this shit just dropped let’s go
Let me know when it kicks lol
I’m in your walls
yes
thought i wasnt that high but then i realized ive been trying to tie a straightened paperclip into a knot the entire video
edit: i did it lol
bro did the impossible
Once I found a really nice drawing of a giraffe in blue crayon at an Applebee’s
14:20 *waking up with awkward morning wood be like 🤣🤣
aye dude first time i ever saw an ad on your videos, glad you’re making something 🙏
yo said, "Michael on the other hand, is going in on these chicken fingers. He's going ballistic. This man is eating these chicken fingers with such dedication that there is a little puddle of ketchup developing on his shirt."
“I would be more scared to eat at Applebees than take acid”-Lucas O
Lmao goblin talks about being a kid eating tendies and he for grabs a coloring sheet bruh
Lmao this upload schedule is so goated
bro dissed applebee’s for 30 minutes 😂
Acid and apple bees, can’t have one without the other
Peanut butter and jelly pales in comparison
“Bro we gotta get that tf down, we gotta get that off rn” -Goblin
Favorite fukkin quotes to this day 😂😂
1:12 bro im high asf and that tripped me out cuz my name is ashton