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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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  • @TheGBLN
    @TheGBLN  2 года назад +135

    HOLIDAY MERCH DROP AVAILABLE NOW AT goblin420.com/ EVERY PURCHASE GETS A PERSONAL AUDIO THANK YOU MESSAGE FROM ME

    • @mikehizzle3110
      @mikehizzle3110 2 года назад +3

      Coppin something on payday boiiiiiiiiiii

    • @mikehizzle3110
      @mikehizzle3110 2 года назад +1

      @Panda Gram nah

    • @duncanriegler5651
      @duncanriegler5651 2 года назад +2

      you are a goat for this... this is why we all fuck with you bro. great idea

    • @garethbeaton8414
      @garethbeaton8414 2 года назад +1

      Can hear the man you are naw in voies all cool

    • @garethbeaton8414
      @garethbeaton8414 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/c4ua1aB8s5c/видео.html
      This song bro

  • @waifuslayer8515
    @waifuslayer8515 2 года назад +649

    "that whip was a squirter, i'll tell you what."
    - Goblin 2021

  • @TheKinji789
    @TheKinji789 2 года назад +1372

    Everyone talkin about perfect timing like they not fucked up all day LMAO

  • @namikazemoon
    @namikazemoon 2 года назад +457

    “my car was ready to squirt” bro that one dude who was in a relationship with his car on my strange addiction felt that

    • @coke378
      @coke378 2 года назад +5

      💀

    • @aktonny7171
      @aktonny7171 2 года назад +6

      lmaoooooo the one w dat red car

  • @donaldlariviere
    @donaldlariviere 2 года назад +624

    hearing goblin talk about sports seems like a fever dream

    • @unclebug35
      @unclebug35 2 месяца назад +2

      hearing gob talking about betting on them doesn’t seem so tho

  • @JohnDoe-tj9sv
    @JohnDoe-tj9sv 2 года назад +2297

    just a friendly reminder that mr. krabs sold spongebobs soul for 62 cents

    • @kobold7763
      @kobold7763 2 года назад +269

      And gobby sold his soul for an 8 ball

    • @dakdak3331
      @dakdak3331 2 года назад +28

      Cheers for that. Genuinely appreciated, taken to heart

    • @nob9705
      @nob9705 2 года назад +11

      @@kobold7763 lmao

    • @dylanyoung6917
      @dylanyoung6917 2 года назад +16

      Needs to get that ketamine

    • @greedojenkins9984
      @greedojenkins9984 2 года назад +9

      It’s all about that bag

  • @MrBo420
    @MrBo420 2 года назад +472

    Goblin talking: Yes I’m heavily addicted to cocaine.
    The gameplay: * VIOLENTLY TRYING TO HITCH A POLICE VEHICLE TO A TRACTOR *

  • @albertodelao6377
    @albertodelao6377 2 года назад +542

    Happy af to know my boy goblin getting that sponsored bag, much deserved

    • @flimsy364
      @flimsy364 2 года назад +15

      fr gob been puttin out videos like a machine lately

    • @xrxmonster9363
      @xrxmonster9363 Год назад +1

      how did he get a sponsor on this vid XD

    • @unclebug35
      @unclebug35 2 месяца назад +1

      @@xrxmonster9363cause a degen company knows degens will bet with them.

  • @notime4fakeones23
    @notime4fakeones23 2 года назад +98

    “You could piss on a pair of converse and they’d probably look the same”
    Has got to be my favorite goblin quote 😂

  • @PureBlissOfficial
    @PureBlissOfficial 2 года назад +121

    “Pull a cup up we got bevy’s dude” had me dead asf😭

  • @Rawyalty220
    @Rawyalty220 2 года назад +190

    Damn he really does upload at the perfect time

  • @nickturgeon9509
    @nickturgeon9509 2 года назад +77

    This man can’t be stopped, this is a renaissance and we’re living it

  • @ryukobestwaifu3319
    @ryukobestwaifu3319 2 года назад +71

    This man lived an entire marriage/divorce experience in under a day

    • @machomanalexyt5736
      @machomanalexyt5736 Год назад

      Some good ass blow will do that to you.

    • @yungdraco6075
      @yungdraco6075 9 месяцев назад +3

      He got the whole honeymoon phase to absolutely hating the person is a 3 hours timeframe

  • @christiancaron5094
    @christiancaron5094 2 года назад +58

    “May have gone out of my way too accelerate a bit more” had me dying 😭

  • @illegalchickengulag
    @illegalchickengulag 2 года назад +83

    Seen title & knew this would be a hoot. Cheers Boys✅

  • @one7deep7savage7
    @one7deep7savage7 2 года назад +111

    Goblin your stories literally get me through life. Thank you for being you fam.

  • @SmithCS
    @SmithCS 2 года назад +66

    I’m ready for this hoot and holler, true banger if you will.

  • @Meow_Zedong
    @Meow_Zedong 2 года назад +92

    You've got some pre-toxicity leafy level storytelling skills. I hope your channel becomes and stays very prosperous

    • @AR15andGOD
      @AR15andGOD Год назад +11

      pre toxicity hahahahahahahahah ok.

    • @faerox7155
      @faerox7155 Год назад +1

      LMAO PRETOXICITY 🤣😂 leafy is king lmao but his ass was toxic from the beginning. that's why we loved him.

  • @creepysalamander1332
    @creepysalamander1332 2 года назад +83

    Bartard: Goblin your such a god perfect timing as usual *pops 2 more hulks*

  • @HyresSubaruprojects
    @HyresSubaruprojects 2 года назад +57

    Bro literally perfect timing just finished a sesh and ready for bed, what a perfect way to end a night keep up the work 👍🏻

  • @fjduucudjdeididi287
    @fjduucudjdeididi287 2 года назад +49

    Asking someone to grab lunch who you are currently doing coke with is hysterical.

  • @Cameron-km4xs
    @Cameron-km4xs 2 года назад +21

    2 goblin videos in 2 days? Poppa gob really blessing us

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 2 года назад +7

    Yeah man, a 94 Deville screams "I don't have insurance and my tags are probably expired, and I'll just tell you what my warrants are to save us both the trouble of looking them up."

  • @jakcobust1040
    @jakcobust1040 2 года назад +76

    Perfect timing, I’m zooted out of my mind rn

  • @hunterashleyrides6873
    @hunterashleyrides6873 Год назад +4

    Man old gobby videos always hit when your goin through a hard time

  • @giacomodattoli4400
    @giacomodattoli4400 2 месяца назад +4

    You know this girl was down bad because how could you possibly try to be a gold digger with the Coke Chronicles Era Goblin? That's not gonna work lmao.

  • @danielson1235
    @danielson1235 2 года назад +11

    Your vids really be gettin me through tough times🤝

  • @livert1135
    @livert1135 2 года назад +43

    It’s crazy how he still has stories to tell, will he ever run out??

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 2 года назад +12

      Nope he makes new adventures too

    • @stickwittaglocc7563
      @stickwittaglocc7563 2 года назад +17

      He still on his fuk shi so he doesn’t run out 🤣💪🏾

    • @damonsenpai
      @damonsenpai 2 года назад +1

      You just do enough bro

    • @catphiss8366
      @catphiss8366 2 года назад +3

      what’s crazy is he doesn’t forget any of them with maybe 20 brain cells left in total

  • @boyphobic.
    @boyphobic. 2 года назад +6

    Always coming in clutch with the hood classics

  • @cr69420
    @cr69420 2 года назад +7

    Ayyye Gob coming in clutch w the late night upload , smoking while watching this one bro keep the bangers coming

  • @wingriddengamer4244
    @wingriddengamer4244 2 года назад +17

    The leak could’ve been your air conditioning unit leaking but for some reason the cadi said nah super soaker mode engaged

    • @charizard1521
      @charizard1521 2 года назад +3

      Dude he clearly said it was a squirter. Just gets excited from those break-neck 45mph speeds.

    • @dunxy
      @dunxy 9 месяцев назад +1

      Heater core, aircon is full of gas, not water.

    • @peter7582
      @peter7582 10 дней назад

      @dunxy water condenses on the evaporator. Usually it leaks onto the road

  • @bea6594
    @bea6594 2 года назад +11

    Just when im taking some shroomies and lighting up Goblin comes through with the Hoot n' a Holler for me. Clutch

  • @harrisonplott4674
    @harrisonplott4674 2 года назад +4

    Crossed off vodka and gramen you really do have impeccable timing. been bingeing your videos all day.

  • @ontheroadontherock
    @ontheroadontherock 2 года назад +9

    This hoot and holler is impeccably on time !!

  • @CujoGBC
    @CujoGBC 2 года назад +12

    hoots and hollers all around gob, love your content, its helping me while im having heart problems

  • @chairsarecool4276
    @chairsarecool4276 2 года назад +1

    Just realized this was dropped today and didn’t realize when it popped up at work

  • @IpodTouch4gFREAKhaha
    @IpodTouch4gFREAKhaha 2 года назад +11

    I'm so glad you turned on the jets after she was rude af lol had me dyin

    • @charizard1521
      @charizard1521 2 года назад +1

      This would be a good feature to have on any car tbh lmao

  • @the_hero_inside
    @the_hero_inside 2 года назад +3

    I seen this coming as soon as the conversation turned towards getting food... 😆 of course she's going to try and suck out as much as she could

  • @jay2shyst
    @jay2shyst 2 года назад +4

    every goblin upload im always like damn how he time this so perfectly

  • @Yfyffuuggugu
    @Yfyffuuggugu 2 года назад +3

    Gob been going ham uploading lately

  • @djskip150
    @djskip150 2 года назад +3

    Goblin has the perfect ability to just bangers at just the right time

  • @ryanilopan229
    @ryanilopan229 2 года назад +49

    Im fucking crying bro this was such a banger

    • @burriedabove
      @burriedabove 2 года назад +2

      Facts dude this shit was so funny

  • @leomelia337
    @leomelia337 Год назад +3

    “I hope it suffered water damage “ 😂😂

  • @danspanneut1108
    @danspanneut1108 2 года назад +4

    Goblins been going crazy with these long stories 😂😂

  • @ecelon
    @ecelon 2 года назад +3

    Imagine if these stories were a animated show, or even a real comedy show.

    • @andrew69007
      @andrew69007 2 года назад +1

      That’d be really cool tbh, an animated series

    • @ecelon
      @ecelon 2 года назад

      @@andrew69007 they are expensive to make though

  • @xxlonesomewolf8284
    @xxlonesomewolf8284 2 года назад +2

    The vibes are on point tonight

  • @MrMasterquickscope
    @MrMasterquickscope 2 года назад +2

    Gob you dropping like crazy fr 🙏🏻

  • @seno6640
    @seno6640 2 года назад +10

    Been watching for 2 years goblin. I just turned 16, and I was on probation for 3 years. I got off a few weeks ago nd I’m still watching u bro keep making content

  • @joecooper2263
    @joecooper2263 2 года назад +1

    Just got back from the dispo hell yeah big cheers

  • @happygamer1509
    @happygamer1509 2 года назад +1

    Lets go baby these uploads have been on point, keep it up goblin you the man

  • @DiamondPistolproject
    @DiamondPistolproject 2 года назад

    Best part of 90% of goblins vids i don’t remember I watched half of them so I go to rewatch but there already liked ahah yeaaaaaaasss

  • @xosaintmusic
    @xosaintmusic 2 года назад +2

    luv you gob Perfect timing as always! 😤

  • @jackmartin1903
    @jackmartin1903 2 года назад +2

    Bros been solid asl for so long bro 💯

  • @cliffsenac2825
    @cliffsenac2825 2 года назад +2

    Perfect timing as always Gobby!! Just finished rolling my blunt 🔥

  • @lochowenblue4536
    @lochowenblue4536 2 года назад +1

    Goblin it blessing us with all the uploads

  • @matthewrussell4679
    @matthewrussell4679 Год назад +1

    “The water begins to come into the area where she has her purse” I literally gasped in terror at the realization….

  • @DaleEarnhardtfan420
    @DaleEarnhardtfan420 8 месяцев назад

    I love how goblin references his car leaking water. His heater core was bad, and he thought it was some crazy defect

  • @CLos-Shorts
    @CLos-Shorts 2 года назад +1

    was scrolling through my subscriptions and seen this banger pop up 4 minutes ago 💪🏼

  • @cartersauce3248
    @cartersauce3248 2 года назад +1

    Goblin uploads and my banger gets frightened

  • @greendayisawesome123
    @greendayisawesome123 2 года назад +2

    I’m loving the uploads my guy

  • @jah7615
    @jah7615 2 года назад +1

    He been going crazy with all the uploads

  • @goosewaine
    @goosewaine 2 года назад +6

    how did gob manage to get the cops to be chasing him to being dragged by him on the tractor

  • @BeesonsCars
    @BeesonsCars 2 года назад +6

    The heater core was not happy in the Deville Dawg lmaoo

  • @fizzcore4710
    @fizzcore4710 2 года назад +1

    We need some more of the „real bangers if you will“

  • @cruzitoo132
    @cruzitoo132 2 года назад +2

    Goblin ain’t no simp 💀🤣

  • @bradleyhudspeth9879
    @bradleyhudspeth9879 2 года назад +1

    yo this is actually the funniest person i’ve ever seen

  • @lockeparsons9198
    @lockeparsons9198 Год назад +2

    Absolute banger imagine gobby as your coke dealer

  • @sufferedlearnedchanged
    @sufferedlearnedchanged 2 года назад +1

    7:20 I think people always ask RUclipsrs how much they make because it varies so much from person to person. Any other job sector you can kind of gauge how much money a person would make.

  • @jake-kt1bk
    @jake-kt1bk 2 года назад +1

    god damn all kinds of bangers today

  • @jadenswitalski
    @jadenswitalski 2 года назад +1

    My bookie really don’t give no fuck about what videos they sponsor 😂😂😂 absolute legends

    • @mr.saddad1213
      @mr.saddad1213 2 года назад

      It's all about knowing your audience man

  • @sherlocksnow5342
    @sherlocksnow5342 2 года назад

    This is one of the best stories in a good while

  • @Quincy_Faulvius
    @Quincy_Faulvius 11 месяцев назад +1

    Your car’s condensation line was plugged lmao
    You just gotta shove a pipe cleaner up there to drain it

  • @alanromani
    @alanromani 5 месяцев назад

    One of the funniest goblin videos

  • @byronanderson9341
    @byronanderson9341 2 года назад +15

    Considering wage information rude is a strategy to not have the lower paid employees on the same work level not ask for raises and such

    • @MJ_M
      @MJ_M 2 года назад +15

      But in a casual social situation where you're not talking to coworkers it's more likely that they were asking to see if he was a successful RUclipsr or not, most other normal jobs you don't need to ask cause u know how much they usually make

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Год назад

      It’s one thing if a coworker asks, but if my family kept asking during Thanksgiving dinner or some bitch asks about it during a date, I’d see that as rude for sure.

  • @fatalsaucyy
    @fatalsaucyy 2 года назад +10

    21:15 That voice crack has me dying

  • @jqshva1689
    @jqshva1689 2 года назад +5

    No way Goblin said the 49ers and Rams game is gonna be pivotal😭

  • @pike8371
    @pike8371 2 года назад +1

    Goblin always coming in clutch

  • @blainejarrell1129
    @blainejarrell1129 2 года назад

    Aye goblin whats good? Love the vids. Thanks for posting.

  • @jsmirk807
    @jsmirk807 2 года назад +3

    When Gobby was on Demon mode. bet this is a banger.

  • @vvssolarflare999
    @vvssolarflare999 2 года назад +3

    bro i’m tripping so hard rn wrmtfffff😭😭❤️shrooms go crazy

  • @smooktober7639
    @smooktober7639 2 года назад +19

    You missed the baton swing on bucket hat guy like 14 times lmao

  • @bando2145
    @bando2145 2 года назад +22

    needless to say, this cured my hangover.

  • @ScreenJunkie0
    @ScreenJunkie0 2 года назад +1

    The gameplay 😭😭 oh how the years have passed 😍😭😭

  • @blackdavidlynch
    @blackdavidlynch 2 года назад +13

    Perfect timing I’m smacked off that oxy rn

  • @brianbrown8808
    @brianbrown8808 2 года назад +2

    I may be 30 damn years old but i love listening to your stories brings me back to my dumbass younger years

  • @quinnmullen644
    @quinnmullen644 2 года назад +1

    Goblin with the impeccable timing once again

  • @haytay9175
    @haytay9175 2 года назад +1

    It amazes me that back in summer 2019 I was as innocent as could be playing siege 2k and fortnite and goblin was doing this shi 💀😭

  • @ozzfan458
    @ozzfan458 7 месяцев назад

    Goblin spitting this yarn whilst beating wrong side of the tracks is insane.

  • @angelmartinez2906
    @angelmartinez2906 2 года назад +12

    GBLN, you have been blessing us with these double uploads, from all the Goblin Goons, thank you our lord and savior

  • @Logan-xo6tg
    @Logan-xo6tg 2 года назад +1

    Common W from Goblin not getting finessed

  • @Crab_People
    @Crab_People 2 года назад +1

    PSA pls pray for that one plug that got locked up free you man we all have one

  • @thes5podcast223
    @thes5podcast223 2 года назад +1

    golden age of goblin fr

  • @NickSmokes
    @NickSmokes 2 года назад

    by far my favorite goblin video

  • @Pittaz
    @Pittaz 2 года назад +3

    We don’t have Cadillac in Australia but 1994 cadillac devilles look kinda fire though

  • @andrewmar3866
    @andrewmar3866 2 года назад +1

    THE UPLOAD SCHEDULE RECENTLY😩😩🖤

  • @neeno5684
    @neeno5684 2 года назад +2

    It’s jus bout dat “Hoot n a Holler” time huh

  • @fefefafa9859
    @fefefafa9859 2 года назад +1

    “may have gone a liiiiitle out of my way” lmfao goblin be funny asf

  • @andrewrodrigues5463
    @andrewrodrigues5463 2 года назад +7

    Back at it again with the perfect timing, thank you Gobby

  • @zenrelaxation9940
    @zenrelaxation9940 2 года назад +3

    Shout out to everyone who looked up the 94 maroon deville when goblin said to

  • @corleyroberson4575
    @corleyroberson4575 Год назад

    "You could piss on a pair converse and they'd probably look the same" ......as a former fiend berserker I can say this is facts 💯😈🤣