Way Too Much Xanax

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Комментарии • 721

  • @brknjosh4400
    @brknjosh4400 2 года назад +1562

    Goblin has no timing, all of us are just constantly faded so the timing feels perfect no matter what time it is

  • @gavinfitzgerald9519
    @gavinfitzgerald9519 2 года назад +1105

    you know it’s gonna be a banger when he starts talking about the bath tub remodeling job

  • @shlankbank
    @shlankbank 2 года назад +1641

    Goblin must have a tracker in his brain that shows when everyone is thinking about sparking up so he knows when to upload

    • @varksys
      @varksys 2 года назад +11

      ong thooooo🤣🤣🤣

    • @noahkane3946
      @noahkane3946 2 года назад +54

      Facts he low key has it nice can post at 12-4 and still get good veiws cuas all the druggies are up

    • @crushed2543
      @crushed2543 2 года назад +28

      Nah we're all just dysfunctional crackheads

    • @thomasardizzone531
      @thomasardizzone531 2 года назад +3

      Yoo

    • @andrewrodrigues5463
      @andrewrodrigues5463 2 года назад +7

      Stoner beacon

  • @jamboni4869
    @jamboni4869 2 года назад +571

    This might be the most perfect timing of all time

    • @donnyjones7803
      @donnyjones7803 2 года назад +25

      Fr just got off work boutta take some dabs edibles and hydros

    • @smd2119
      @smd2119 2 года назад +7

      Fr just packed a bowl and saw this noti

    • @loverboy2k972
      @loverboy2k972 2 года назад

      Straight up!

    • @evolutionblitzz3256
      @evolutionblitzz3256 2 года назад +4

      Bro it’s 1am just chilling and this shit pops up, mans a legend

    • @thomasardizzone531
      @thomasardizzone531 2 года назад +1

      Yuh

  • @johncitizen7416
    @johncitizen7416 2 года назад +121

    Perfect timing: 99%
    Hoot and a holler: 0.9%
    Xans are shit: 0.1%

  • @chandy.
    @chandy. 2 года назад +715

    goblin: let’s give this guy a new name we haven’t used so you guys don’t get confused with previous stories
    also goblin: names every female ashley

    • @rinkokonoe8644
      @rinkokonoe8644 2 года назад +35

      Cuz females all the same

    • @mel5502
      @mel5502 2 года назад +16

      @@rinkokonoe8644 damn that’s real

    • @rinkokonoe8644
      @rinkokonoe8644 2 года назад +6

      @@mel5502 💯

    • @benf2850
      @benf2850 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JWajKN7ln4k/видео.html

    • @444norm9
      @444norm9 2 года назад +6

      @@rinkokonoe8644 real shit my boy

  • @jacobsabo7329
    @jacobsabo7329 2 года назад +160

    Goblin with the steady uploads always while I’m smoking what a goat Fr 👍

    • @Jake-vz1fk
      @Jake-vz1fk 2 года назад +17

      Don’t act like you’re not smoking all the time 😂

  • @mr.perlin
    @mr.perlin 2 года назад +318

    It amazes me how he remembers all these things in detail 💀

    • @saper3590
      @saper3590 2 года назад +1

      hehe

    • @mrsmith8574
      @mrsmith8574 2 года назад +67

      That's because a lot of them are made up you think this guy can really just tell unlimited stories over years

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle 2 года назад +4

      @@mrsmith8574 right lmao

    • @jandro4144
      @jandro4144 2 года назад +38

      @@mrsmith8574 you’d be surprised

    • @aid2048
      @aid2048 2 года назад +3

      @@mrsmith8574 some people just living crazy ass lives lol, I will say there’s a lot of fake ass stories but people like xcodehs, and goblins don’t give off that vibe (was just thinking of a few other real story time RUclipsrs but brain went retarded an forgot lmao)

  • @leonadillard81
    @leonadillard81 2 года назад +48

    bro you have a new subscriber 😭😭 youre hilarious and ive never seen any youtuber that talks openly and is as raw as you!! living for this page now

  • @grayy10k
    @grayy10k 2 года назад +220

    the xan confusion after waking up from a KO is insane lmaooo

    • @lucytriptamine1161
      @lucytriptamine1161 2 года назад +21

      Yep you wake up the next day still feeling them. Thinking your sober. While loosing track of time and the date lol

    • @irlshinigami4390
      @irlshinigami4390 2 года назад +6

      bro never again 💀💀

    • @maxball505
      @maxball505 2 года назад +12

      The scare when you wake up in a hospital after taking a unknown amount of xans,(had 30).

    • @corytollison3073
      @corytollison3073 2 года назад +5

      Rightttttt like who tf is she and who's house is this????

  • @RequiemForYourDream940
    @RequiemForYourDream940 2 года назад +93

    Another banger as always, love the crazy Xan stories, sounds just like some stories I've told in the past lol😏😌
    Stay up Gobby🤘🤘🤘

    • @jesseashton6814
      @jesseashton6814 2 года назад

      lmfao🤣

    • @MrFeeny-hl6kk
      @MrFeeny-hl6kk 2 года назад +1

      Yep I'm sure. probably never even seen a xanax, but you took them all the time right? stfu.

    • @yungdolos5161
      @yungdolos5161 2 года назад +15

      @@MrFeeny-hl6kk you sound like a mad fiend with no drugs 😅😂

    • @bopa3933
      @bopa3933 2 года назад +5

      @@MrFeeny-hl6kk u good bro?

    • @empireofdirt13
      @empireofdirt13 2 года назад

      Omommmk

  • @CoffinQT
    @CoffinQT 2 года назад +32

    goblin always coming in at the perfect time, literally just sparked the blunt

  • @slothy710
    @slothy710 2 года назад +23

    bros po watching these punching the air 😂 keep up the bangers goblin

    • @ihutaylor9438
      @ihutaylor9438 2 года назад +1

      po wishing he got a dynamic test lol

  • @kammarcal8797
    @kammarcal8797 2 года назад +48

    Perfect timing as always gob🍃

  • @bennybadfish
    @bennybadfish 2 года назад +38

    Goblin doesn’t have perfect timing, y’all just be smoking 24/7

  • @SpiderrrrPs3
    @SpiderrrrPs3 2 года назад +38

    That shit bout old people and malls is too accurate 😂😂 they in there deep as hell walking for hours

  •  2 года назад +28

    dude goblin's life is literally so interesting

    • @Lishachimpus
      @Lishachimpus Год назад

      Yo ur verified

    • @TheArtofFugue
      @TheArtofFugue Год назад

      @@Lishachimpusit’s not like it’s that hard to bullshit your way to getting verified if you’re not a popular figure.

    • @Oscar-ek2jx
      @Oscar-ek2jx 4 месяца назад

      He is just an amazing story teller.

  • @Pekoe.
    @Pekoe. Год назад +7

    the mall walker shit is so real not only after working in a mall for a year, but also from living with my grandma

  • @BlizzTrekkz
    @BlizzTrekkz 2 года назад +17

    Gaaaaaang! Been subbed for about 4 years now love the content man

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 Год назад +2

    Goblin reminds me of my buddies from high school. They were always getting me faded because they didn’t know how else to help me deal with my depression

  • @alshe866
    @alshe866 2 года назад +5

    Ayo gobbo ty for posting so consistent, love the content so so much

  • @GerberFlerber
    @GerberFlerber 2 года назад +37

    This guy times his videos perfectly I’m fried as fuck rn 😂

    • @gageturner3599
      @gageturner3599 2 года назад +4

      Good for you?

    • @jaidenporter4652
      @jaidenporter4652 2 года назад

      begone

    • @jamalydude
      @jamalydude 2 года назад

      Get help

    • @zyology5322
      @zyology5322 2 года назад +6

      @@gageturner3599 u a vibe killer not a true hoot and hollerer smh

    • @gageturner3599
      @gageturner3599 2 года назад

      @Mike I'm not? Seems to me you are the one who's mad here. I'm simply stating facts

  • @DMVPrepper2
    @DMVPrepper2 2 года назад +118

    It’s such perfect timing cause we’re all fucked up right now 😭

  • @cbeangreengreen
    @cbeangreengreen 2 года назад +30

    MY BOY GOB HOOKED UP THE BANGER AT PERFECT TIMING

  • @yungkunk6287
    @yungkunk6287 2 года назад +29

    mall walking sounds like the most depressing shit imaginable

  • @dekae2631
    @dekae2631 2 года назад +3

    Goblin doesn't believe in our concept of time. That's why he always has perfect timing or he's just generally always right on time. Cuz it's always time for him so everytime was the perfect time thus making every banger dropped, dropping exactly at the right time for us all ✌️✌️😂

  • @StephenBreton207
    @StephenBreton207 2 года назад +5

    Thanks for the late night uploads man💪 impeccable timing

  • @joeyneshek5866
    @joeyneshek5866 2 года назад +1

    coming back to any goblin video is a banger!

  • @ahrma1385
    @ahrma1385 Год назад +2

    These Story times are amazing 🔥🔥

  • @SktrBoy100
    @SktrBoy100 2 года назад +2

    When I'm bored I go back and watch old goblin videos

  • @OzzSabbath
    @OzzSabbath 2 года назад +18

    Just a minor correction. The blue ones are 1mg Xanax pills nicknamed footballs. The school bus is a yellow 2mg bar. There is also the 2mg green bars called hulks and the standard white is 2mg Pfizer copies.

    • @patrickfolsom4299
      @patrickfolsom4299 2 года назад +5

      Thank you! All bars are 2mgs...idk why he called the busses weaker then the ladders...I mean unless they were pressed but this is back in the day, before pressies.

    • @stonecoldsteveaustin9353
      @stonecoldsteveaustin9353 2 года назад +1

      blue ones are not footballs , the peach .5mg (half milligram) are called footballs

    • @UncleMerica
      @UncleMerica 2 года назад +4

      @@stonecoldsteveaustin9353 footballs anything not a bar. (0.25-1mg)

    • @patrickfolsom4299
      @patrickfolsom4299 2 года назад

      @S G you are 100% getting pressies if ur hulks are stronger then the whites. They are all 2mg pills but 95% on the street are pressed and trust me. You would never know.

    • @OzzSabbath
      @OzzSabbath 2 года назад +2

      @S G They are the same strength. They are just generic Pfizer versions. Green Hulks are usually pressed with 3mg to 4mg which is probably why you think they are stronger. Actually most pressed Xans are stronger if you get a good vendor.

  • @BulletAgario
    @BulletAgario 2 года назад +8

    Goblins old PO hearing this like 👁👄👁

  • @noahgrant4510
    @noahgrant4510 2 года назад +13

    Bruh “suck it up Irwin” has me dying rn 😂😂

  • @rocket177
    @rocket177 2 года назад +10

    God bless you goblin, just made my night! About to light up now 😎🤙🏼

  • @koldking
    @koldking Год назад +6

    People way fucking underestimate how much crazy shit happens when you're on drugs. Goblin having tons of these stories really isn't surprising, a lot of drug addicts say they feel like their life is like a movie, I've heard it tons of times. Him writing shit down for his job makes it easy to have tons of stories. It's not that crazy bros.

    • @cd4h312
      @cd4h312 Месяц назад +2

      the stuff hes saying isnt even too crazy people actually live ths 🤣

  • @webton934
    @webton934 2 года назад +7

    In watching this channel since 2k17 now and your still charismatic as fuck. Love your content dude

  • @BulletC12
    @BulletC12 2 года назад +5

    One suggestion for future stories, you should explain what you mean when using certain lingo, like letter and bus, when talkin bout the type of xan, because a lot of viewers watchin probably don’t have a lot of experience using hard drugs

  • @Mr.SirMan
    @Mr.SirMan 2 года назад +12

    It's actually sad when you see somebody barred out for some reason

    • @kennyvalentino3579
      @kennyvalentino3579 2 года назад +3

      forreal

    • @remnant2484
      @remnant2484 2 года назад +1

      wat that means

    • @peytonharrell1740
      @peytonharrell1740 Год назад +2

      @@remnant2484 it means when you see someone visibility barred out it’s sad because anyone getting barred in public or in general habitually is on a road to destruction of their life in one way or another. Usually the xans will do that alone but the fried brain will come full circle eventually

  • @MokinNejunu
    @MokinNejunu 2 года назад +4

    Just randomly put that one. Your stories put my mind at easy. Thank you.

  • @Youngsterxx
    @Youngsterxx 2 года назад +5

    Yo my 21st birthday rn and you freaking came in clutch bro !!!

    • @LaurieDawg
      @LaurieDawg 2 года назад +1

      Happy birthday g

    • @CAMO9033
      @CAMO9033 2 года назад +1

      Happy bday

    • @Youngsterxx
      @Youngsterxx 2 года назад +1

      @@LaurieDawg thanks big dawg

    • @Youngsterxx
      @Youngsterxx 2 года назад

      @@CAMO9033 appreciate it homie

  • @cantdecidemyusername9752
    @cantdecidemyusername9752 2 года назад +5

    Just bought a 2 hoodies from the merch store. Can't wait for them to get here. Keep up the work. Loving the content

  • @ReubenBuenes
    @ReubenBuenes 2 года назад +7

    This is a certified hood classic

  • @chasedeschamps850
    @chasedeschamps850 2 года назад +4

    LETS FUCKING GO! goblin is getting some serious sponsers, dudes channel is going to get huge

  • @luishynes8794
    @luishynes8794 2 года назад +3

    U guys talk about perfect timing. If I’m having a good day and goblin uploads, hell yeah. On a bad day he can save it. It’s always perfect timing

  • @maxxjuckett2429
    @maxxjuckett2429 Год назад +2

    I definitely see Goblin as the tile salesman, his little jovial ass just slinging the goods

  • @tylerthenoncomplyer623
    @tylerthenoncomplyer623 10 месяцев назад

    I’m glad goblin and yola linked best mix ever

  • @user-px4me1ke6z
    @user-px4me1ke6z 2 года назад +5

    “Are you on acid?” 😭😭 would’ve lost my mind

  • @Torque_Talk0
    @Torque_Talk0 2 года назад +2

    Watching this mans vids makes my day

  • @venomviper09
    @venomviper09 2 года назад +16

    Please make more of these honestly the xan and opiates videos are your best one IMO

    • @E_tiBEAMERBOY
      @E_tiBEAMERBOY 2 года назад +9

      Best lessons as well wouldn’t wanna end up in a scenario like that

  • @jackhamey659
    @jackhamey659 2 года назад +4

    6 am in the uk smoking a j n going sleep, perfect timing

  • @MV-gl5bg
    @MV-gl5bg 2 года назад +1

    the first time i saw the mall walker was after work. i was a security guard my senior year of HS. i would leave school Friday go home and then head to work from 12am to 8am. stopped at the mall to hit up a sporting goods store to pick up some ammo and had to wait. got it on video because they were walking around while that song (heyyyy heyyyyy what) was on and it made it hilarious

  • @ThomasJay723
    @ThomasJay723 9 месяцев назад +3

    “ 👹 🛁 📱 “ his shift 💊

  • @BilliamShakeshear
    @BilliamShakeshear Год назад +1

    Absolutely top tier timing Mr.Goblin

  • @Rooky2k
    @Rooky2k 2 года назад +2

    tap tap titans went hard af

  • @fijiglory1040
    @fijiglory1040 2 года назад +1

    Got a blunt rolled by my girl at 5AM ready for a bangerrr 🙌🏽 Best way to end a night aye boys

  • @louiejackson11
    @louiejackson11 2 года назад +1

    loving these late night uploads

  • @ogloyoutube225
    @ogloyoutube225 2 года назад +3

    This is the most perfect timing yet

  • @kingcole8759
    @kingcole8759 Год назад

    6:50 I’m Too throwed To have ever reliezed how crazy That line just sounded😂🤦🏾‍♂️”I made a habit of Taking half a Xan Before every shift💀

  • @danielshawl2850
    @danielshawl2850 2 года назад +1

    Just tryna go to bed but there's a banger😩

  • @staticsavage7893
    @staticsavage7893 2 года назад +12

    Perfect for the night sesh🔥🙏

  • @CocoTheKingg
    @CocoTheKingg 2 года назад +3

    Could bet my wife and kids this gonna be a hoot and a holler🙏🏽

  • @JRayHD
    @JRayHD 2 года назад +1

    Ayeeee goblin going ham with the Addy 😄

  • @patispyro480
    @patispyro480 2 года назад

    ive been watching for years now. but youve been going crazy wit the videos rn.

  • @Wes0602
    @Wes0602 2 года назад +2

    Im sitting here looking at everybody’s comments thinking yall smoking wayyy to early to only realise im getting burnt at 2:30 am lmao.

  • @Nodsbane
    @Nodsbane 2 года назад +2

    When I did klonopin once, I woke up getting carried by the police to a police car. Then I fell back out and woke up in a holding cell. They then were like what do you remember after I woke up and I told them not much and they gave me a bus ticket and said you can go now we just didn't want you sleeping in the street. I hate getting high on benzos nowadays but I used to think it was awesome.

  • @TheCompleteWeirdo
    @TheCompleteWeirdo 2 года назад

    gob going crazy w the uploads

  • @altaydilari2549
    @altaydilari2549 2 года назад +1

    Goblin coming through with yet another gas upload 🤩

  • @walmartshinji7071
    @walmartshinji7071 Год назад

    Also, when you said y'all would set up anywhere, Including like fairs and shit. Reminds me that I'd always see a lot of people setting up bathroom models 🤣
    Just watching your videos takes me back to when I'd have to fake being sober to my dad. He didn't care about the weed. But he also didn't know I was doing other shit 🤣 good times tbr. Also never ride a bike while off two bars and a fifth of vodka.

  • @mtzgaming4371
    @mtzgaming4371 Год назад +3

    i love how this guy doesnt change his intro like ever so ive remmeber it and its just a vibe watching whilst being faded than a hoe

  • @user-ks3kc8tn6c
    @user-ks3kc8tn6c 2 года назад +17

    Perfect fucking timing 🔥🔥

  • @spriot
    @spriot 2 года назад +5

    Hey goblin... The 2mg xans are called ladders/school busses/hulks due to their white/green/yellow color. We call the 1mg footballs. It was hard for me to understand because I'm so used to the yellow 2mg xans called school busses and they slap.
    This is slang since like the mid 90s lol

    • @FBI-bt7tv
      @FBI-bt7tv 2 года назад +1

      Hulks are 3 mg

    • @spriot
      @spriot 2 года назад

      @@FBI-bt7tv they don't make 3mg pharmaceutical xanax..
      Those are presses and these names have probably been around longer then you've been alive.

  • @brodyhilgenfeld8496
    @brodyhilgenfeld8496 2 года назад +5

    I’m on mushrooms watching this in a ditch

  • @jukeboxjoithead6925
    @jukeboxjoithead6925 2 года назад +2

    Perfect timing as always,keep it up gob

  • @cemetarygirl17
    @cemetarygirl17 2 года назад +1

    Always uploading when I'm smoking the most 😂❤️

  • @V8Driven
    @V8Driven 2 года назад +1

    watching every ad to get gobby the bag 💰

  • @justbainz7
    @justbainz7 2 года назад +1

    "Are you on acid???"😂😂😂

  • @ronmit-p5g
    @ronmit-p5g 8 месяцев назад

    i always know by the thumbnail that its gonna be a banger

  • @jonathanburgess4522
    @jonathanburgess4522 11 месяцев назад

    goblins story tellin is too good

  • @jonaslvseth8037
    @jonaslvseth8037 2 года назад +1

    Goblin with the impecable timing

  • @RuthIess_
    @RuthIess_ 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit goblin, another banger?

  • @charliee5912
    @charliee5912 2 года назад +2

    perfect timing on that wake n bake!

  • @WolfCobra27
    @WolfCobra27 2 года назад +7

    Ayo goblin just heads up never mix adhd meds with tabs wait at least 7-8 hours after dosing. It will intensive the trip too too much gave me the worst and most embarrassing night of my life.

    • @FvckZach
      @FvckZach Год назад

      fill me in on that particular night

    • @rea280
      @rea280 Год назад

      @@FvckZach🤣🤣

  • @blakemorris4215
    @blakemorris4215 2 года назад +2

    Goblin the best when your fucked up bro keep grinding been watching for years much love

  • @whiteking4895
    @whiteking4895 2 года назад +2

    Xanax some of the bad and some of the good then you wake up in a cell....

  • @Juvy616AlmostDead
    @Juvy616AlmostDead 2 года назад +1

    Goblins timing is impeccable

  • @fortyseven4747
    @fortyseven4747 2 года назад

    Goblin keeps me going fr

  • @yh1762
    @yh1762 2 года назад

    Me falling asleep with gob on the tv n my mom coming in the room the next morning with the title showing 😂🥲

  • @willtookmytaco
    @willtookmytaco 2 года назад +2

    GOB REALLY SPOILING US LATELY WITH THESE UPLOADS

  • @h8919
    @h8919 2 года назад

    homie irwin had your back and had no fucking idea, what a man

  • @thatboihideki1184
    @thatboihideki1184 2 года назад +2

    You goblin with the perfect timing

  • @-lisa1820
    @-lisa1820 2 года назад +6

    Goblin back with another hoot, and potentially, a holler

  • @stevencoogle1106
    @stevencoogle1106 2 года назад

    If you've ever done them pressed blues that be fire do a video about it, I ain't seen no videos about em like that 💯

  • @laidoutkaid
    @laidoutkaid 2 года назад +1

    Who else already knows this boutta be an absolute hoot!?

  • @drew-horst
    @drew-horst 2 года назад +1

    It's always hilarious when I'm goofed up af and they ask if I'm tripping on acid. I'm like my face us in the dirt

  • @alexjorge8668
    @alexjorge8668 2 года назад

    My boi clean asf Now

  • @maliekfuller7138
    @maliekfuller7138 2 года назад

    Yo the mall walkers lmao, there are so many at the mall near me. Had me geeked seeing it for the first time too

  • @brock9070
    @brock9070 2 года назад

    “Whatever, life happens. Suck it up Irwin” 😂

  • @MIKEFEATHER
    @MIKEFEATHER 2 года назад +1

    If he says its a banger, its might be a banger

  • @Lanfyfive
    @Lanfyfive 2 года назад +1

    soon 500k
    been watching since 2016

  • @AwonderfulFilm
    @AwonderfulFilm 2 года назад +1

    hahaha work at the mall and the mall walkers are real! they walk it like it’s a track