Taking Xanax at the Public Library
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- In todays video, I tell a good story about taking xanax at the public library. We hit on some guys girlfriend. He got mad. I hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I am in no way confessing to the acts stated in this video. This video, along with all others found on my channel, has been uploaded purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously.
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BANGER ALERT
Yessir
BAnger
Better be a hoot and a holler
Litttttt
Wheres the dope as yola collab my boi?
Getting countless people hooked on drugs is ok. But introducing someone to league is unforgivable.
Fr tho
agreed, as someone who has done both, league was unironically worse on my physical and mental health, aswell as my relationships.
What if I’m hooked on drugs and league?
@@CatCollector04 you werent addicted to drugs then.
These are my adulthood bedtime stories
This the most truthful thing ive ever fucking heard
But I’m only 13 so teen hood
NO CAP
fax im hella baked
This is accurate asf
“Bitches love conferences” -Goblin, 2021
I came down here for this comment and I wasn’t disappointed.
any public library is honestly the best place to chill high af
Getting high at the library and reading picture books is so fucking good
@@ezra8021 no joke
Y’all are gonna be able to be content as homeless crackheads with this energy
@@twobit4333 it’s only fun chillin when you don’t look homeless
@aidang1305 Lmfaoooo
“Yea what do you think Ashley”😭😭😭😭
He really said “an 1/8 of subscribers” 😂😂😂
Hotdog
Hamburger
French fry
Ketchup
Coke
The “Sam wants to tell you something” had me fucking dead
Edit: commented that before the punchline and wow
yall ever got so stoned that u cant hold your head up its great
I’m that high rn lol
Me right now lmao
been that high b4.
ooga booga
Haven't been that high in a min :(
This is a certified hood classic
Damn son, where'd you find this?
top tier comments
Almost as classic as the good ol "meet me at the green box"😂
Dude says “lie-berry” 🤣🤣🤣
Shit was bothering me 😂
@@thelocustgrappler513 same that shit was taking 10hp off me every time he said lieberry
Berry's lyin'
Why he Lyin bro
@@hyperitalia6368 cuz the berry took xans idk
Clicked faster than goblin can say "hoot and a holler”
Ok
Ok
@@Kay9s ok
Ok
Ok
hydration moment came in clutch🤞🏼. cheers my brother
Sam a savage fr😂
Definitely one of the best videos goblin has posted🔥🔥🔥
im gettin drunk this is perfect timing, once again shoutout my crackheads and former crackheads
Shout out to us
glad you shouted out the former fiends because I've gone sober:)
@@BosnianJesus congrats brother💪
What u sippin on I’m fucked on some 1800 seposado
@@keeper304__9 aye boys we sippin?
We all gather here back again for another hoot and holler.
A men
amen
gather round boys
Amen
Bet
i’m so confused on why she had a bf and just openly walked into the conference room with 2 dudes she’s not that cool with. cuz obviously if y’all didn’t know she had a bf, then ya weren’t tight with her yk
Well the youtube channel isnt gonna stop when the real stories do
you ever met an irl woman? not that surprising
@@antisocialxy9720 what’s it like?
Is she not allowed to talk to anyone else on the planet except her bf?
“Alley oop off 3 xans”😂
Mad how underrated you are bro you always give me something to watch with a joint 💙
“invite her in, bitches love conferences” lmao
Dear goblin we’d like to thank you for the hoot and holler you have presented us with to today
Amen 🙏
"Bitches love conferences"
- Goblin 2021
Couldn't sleep, see this is my sub feed. Night saved, thanks nick
Goblin always slowly and slowly describe my home town perfectly 😭 it’s lowkey scary
one of your best stories gob, the og uploads are clutch
Your vids saved me in a bad shroom trip bro thank u😹
Your walls are staring at you.
@@yellowshowsgaming8396 life is eternal pain and misery.
@@YRGKANE11 to live is to suffer 😥
It's after you.Don't look now
😂
thank you for blessing us with yet another hoot and a holler
Goblin should sell water for merch lmfao not like “gamer girl bath water” but like water bottles w his logo on it.
He should sell his bong water
@@jonah5824 Durtyyy
Never drank bong water? It gets you extra high id pay good buck for gobbys he probably smoking top tier
@@Existentialist_insights Fairplayyyy
molly survival kit
the goat ALWAYS upload when im stoned
off a bar rn, already know it ganna be a banger
Try to stay away from the pills frfr
@@joemama-cq4kp my boy, thank you for the looking out but I’m good, glad to know there’s people like you out there tho 🙏🏻
@@aniro5204 be careful, seriously
Have fun but be careful with the pills homie shit can be dangerous fr
Grow up stop with the bars my best friend since elementary died on those at 22 it’s not really cool seeing you’re homies mom crying at a funeral
Honey wake up, Goblin dropped 2 vids in one week
Slipped up and called Sam his real name lol 9:20
Narc😂
@@bboyog2950 fr lmao
@@SpaceCamelWonder what
It’s so funny when he does that the names r always so similar
My high ass thought there was a third person
Currently sipping on some jagermeister and smoking a blunt about to roll up another, and a goblin upload sheeesh.
Tripping off an eighth of mushrooms rn laughing my ass off
Have an awesome trip dude
Did you enjoy the trip bro
@@kingellioto5220 he still goin
@@tomgabel4495 hahah no way that’s sick
Cap who does shrooms and wants to just watch RUclips
Goblin, your story’s sound like the childhood I’m living atm 💀
You do K my guy?
Stay safe g
U doing coke as a 7 year old or some
Rich kid ?
@@briced22 lol
Goblin coming through on my birthday 🙌
Always see goblin playing the free games in the background
What game is he playing
The “yo yooo yooo” part had me dead
W upload fs thank u for blessing us gob
Lights blunt
*goblin uploads*
“That’s their problem, not mine” based.
"Which one of you said you wanted to fuck my girl?" lmfao goblin what a legendary statement
Goblin has gotten over 100k subs in 10 months, I’m proud
Watching this and currently working at the public library lol. Cheers gob
that hydration break was crazy😍
Guess you can say Mr. Xan-man sent you a dream.
Could you have a trigger warning and a timestamo for when you talk about league?
it’s going to be a sad day when goblin runs out of stories
Thanks for the hydration break
Goblin how the hell do you remember all these memories all Xan out at the time!?!
15:40 dude you totally blew it lol
Thanks for blessing us goblin with the uploads 🥳
goblin fr just drops peoples real names without even realizing it
13:47 that shit had me dying lmfaoooo
Fr
18:57 - 19:04
Ahhh yes, perfect another one to add my never todo list 😂
“Bishes love conferences” 😭😭😂😂
the guy in the thumbnail looks like his name is steve
Nah boy Steve. Steven.
atyyy gob coming in at the right time
He actually named him Popeye😂😂😵
man said dont do dxm after highschool, so true
Xans make the demons come out 😭
This the funniest one ever 😂😂😂
this video is absolute fucking gold💯😭. Top 3 goblin vid change my mind
“ thank you for 350 K 1/8 of 1m” drug math go crazy
Here in the first hour for a late night hoot and midnight holler
Droolin' at the function yo
These stories remind me of my junior yr of high-school.. wish I remembered my old stories lol I had a million of em 💯
Times Stamp Where Yo Say’S “Xan Man Pulls Up”
When he said that's there problem not mine talking about the small kids😭🤣
I'm glad I'm not the only one with these awkward ass encounters 💀💀
The kid reading that Dr. Seuss book later: 😮😊🤩🥱😴😴
Bars and the ‘Brary go together like PB and J
"Career Drug Addict" lmfaoo
Make some “stay hydrated” merch that would be lit
Alt ending: you took a barred out Duke in the urinal before leaving and blamed it on the local homeless population
"Bitches LOVE conference rooms" - Goblin, 2021
Love ya vids bro got that notification button on
Literally went to grab my drink from another room when goblin told me to hydrate
Always Stay Hydrated
My boy goblin makes it sound like you was a goon hootin with goblin listing to them stories. Im sure we can all relate to our crazy ass stories
Best goblin qoute of the year ,kids might read those books but their problem not mine,😂😂😂😂😂
Honey wake up new gob upload
Goblin cant wait for the yola podcast 🔥
“Xan Residue”
Xan residue 😂😂😂
Always love the vids bro
How does goblin even make money off RUclips when there’s no ads?
If u buy his hoodies and stuff the money goes to him
Who else is high asf rn watching goblin vids?😂
absolute banger i was like WHATTTTT when sam said that
Them hydration breaks crucial!!💯🥤🌊
Keep up the good work Goblin💯
This one did not disappoint
Watching two weeks later and I’m happy to see that his sub count has gone up 15k since this was posted.
Do you have a podcast? Because if not PLEASE START ONE!!
Week later +17k goblins on the rise been here since 200k
goblin make a water bottle for your merch site that kinda looks like a styrofoam cup with purple dripping off the sides, like it will be a waterbottle that has like a double cup painted on it
This man is the wilt chamberlain of drugs
Ayee anotha goblin banger
Bro one of your best story's
"bitches love conferences" had me dying
This truly is a banger
nice pfp