Selling Drugs at a Kids Birthday Party

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @grimmie1950
    @grimmie1950 3 года назад +815

    "Could've been my own mother Cashapping me, never woulda heard from me again"

  • @BosnianJesus
    @BosnianJesus 3 года назад +660

    “I would remember you cause u were funny lookin”😭

  • @rondonxy1245
    @rondonxy1245 3 года назад +1357

    this how many people smoked today

    • @fearlessduck1773
      @fearlessduck1773 3 года назад +27

      Nope 😔

    • @wificake2091
      @wificake2091 3 года назад +36

      Just smoked on my roof lmao

    • @rondonxy1245
      @rondonxy1245 3 года назад +18

      @@wificake2091 sounds fun asf

    • @wificake2091
      @wificake2091 3 года назад +12

      I do it everyday bc I live at my parents house :/

    • @wificake2091
      @wificake2091 3 года назад +4

      @Rondarius Ragsdale close the window, but I got caught smokeing by my mom a couple days ago and she took my only bubbler so I gotta move out to get it back

  • @marcflores9132
    @marcflores9132 3 года назад +337

    just by the title i can tell this a gonna be an absolute hoot n a holler🤣🤣

  • @onlydeadofficial2578
    @onlydeadofficial2578 3 года назад +380

    "I'm gonna sell this zip at this little kids birthday party" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GoblinLiveStreamArchive
    @GoblinLiveStreamArchive 3 года назад +791

    Having goblin on in the background while you sesh is the ultimate vibe.

  • @bryanherrera6689
    @bryanherrera6689 3 года назад +256

    Goblin was that kid that Parent’s told their kids to stay away from 🤣

  • @schtendo4464
    @schtendo4464 3 года назад +411

    Not gonna lie gobby this is exactly what I needed rn

    • @Metropolis.Antichrist
      @Metropolis.Antichrist 3 года назад +5

      bro same i just got broken up with

    • @travis3227
      @travis3227 3 года назад +13

      same bro my girlfriend just got one pumped and is now waiting the lobby. She was fuckin free bro, dog water.

    • @josefdoesthings
      @josefdoesthings 3 года назад +3

      @@Metropolis.Antichrist oh yeah? Well my house just caught on fire

    • @rachelterry7577
      @rachelterry7577 3 года назад

      @@Metropolis.Antichrist damn bro you want talk about it

    • @chasekinnally8519
      @chasekinnally8519 3 года назад +6

      Wtf happened to y’all???!!? Im just sitting here rippin dabs with Gob to the 65 inch

  • @dangerguy32
    @dangerguy32 3 года назад +193

    Crazy how theres just been a massive drugtube drought 😂

    • @Andrewofftheblock
      @Andrewofftheblock 3 года назад +39

      X codeh has me thinking he’s dead with the times between uploads

    • @sadaholic
      @sadaholic 3 года назад +2

      @@Andrewofftheblock bro right?

    • @OrangeYTT
      @OrangeYTT 3 года назад +16

      @@Andrewofftheblock He probably had to get an actual job since RUclips doesn't pay.

    • @wolfchild4414
      @wolfchild4414 3 года назад +27

      @@Andrewofftheblock Nah, he ran out of stories to tell.

    • @jmoney8622
      @jmoney8622 3 года назад +6

      @@wolfchild4414 probably lol

  • @jadenswitalski
    @jadenswitalski 3 года назад +281

    Poor Danny paying $275 an ounce 😂😂😂

    • @connorpratt4874
      @connorpratt4874 3 года назад +17

      That’s not bad if the bud is amazing, like when I buy high quality shit I spend 140-160 for a half oz

    • @hades0509
      @hades0509 3 года назад +54

      @@connorpratt4874 ion know chief better be some PROPAAAANEEEEEE

    • @robertsoulliere5408
      @robertsoulliere5408 3 года назад +12

      @@connorpratt4874 lol he in Illinois tho not Cali

    • @connorpratt4874
      @connorpratt4874 3 года назад +2

      @@robertsoulliere5408 so?

    • @Yung_Cash_Money_Billionaires
      @Yung_Cash_Money_Billionaires 2 года назад +1

      That’s the magic of selling to white kids

  • @yikeseymcyowza4316
    @yikeseymcyowza4316 3 года назад +71

    Was bored outta my mind just smackin the pen until I see this notification, love the content bro

  • @etherealsedation
    @etherealsedation 3 года назад +92

    Thank you for this. I work night shift and I'm bored as fuck. I listen to Goblin stories in my headphones, so that the night doesn't feel like it drags on as much.

    • @gavinjay4201
      @gavinjay4201 2 года назад +5

      i do the same thing 5-2😂😂

  • @dreithen8693
    @dreithen8693 3 года назад +129

    sees the title:
    "of course he would"

  • @evangodbey4106
    @evangodbey4106 3 года назад +71

    Why am I binge watching his whole channel right now

    • @Matiii555
      @Matiii555 3 года назад +18

      Ive done that like 3times

    • @piratekid8099
      @piratekid8099 3 года назад +7

      I do that every time im high

    • @evangodbey4106
      @evangodbey4106 3 года назад +3

      @@piratekid8099 me too and I get high a lot so I’m gonna run out of videos soon

    • @piratekid8099
      @piratekid8099 3 года назад +1

      @@evangodbey4106 lmfao mood

    • @hjmobercgaming1209
      @hjmobercgaming1209 2 года назад +2

      @@piratekid8099 same but whenever I watch these videos high I get through the whole video and realize I haven’t been listening to a word this man is saying still fun af though

  • @7thhokage87
    @7thhokage87 3 года назад +85

    I’m watching this while smoking a joint in a blizzard

    • @tommypickles3544
      @tommypickles3544 3 года назад +9

      “BLIZZARD?!!?”- Soulja boy voice

    • @SuperSix4
      @SuperSix4 3 года назад +9

      Living my dream man fucking probation sucks

    • @LuisC7
      @LuisC7 Год назад

      Blizzard?

    • @LuisC7
      @LuisC7 Год назад

      @@SuperSix4 why probation?

  • @johnmoles4122
    @johnmoles4122 3 года назад +19

    "Not the demographic I was trynna kick it with"
    idk why but this shit killed me 😂😂😂

  • @joseortiz5473
    @joseortiz5473 3 года назад +43

    My boy this is the greatest thing I've needed while hungover and high asf 👌🏾🍃🍃

  • @k9ily724
    @k9ily724 3 года назад +21

    “dog shit flips off the diving board” 😂😂

  • @user-eo5xx4ii2u
    @user-eo5xx4ii2u 3 года назад +83

    Bruh what kind of back door doctor doesn’t give you antibiotics for a pulled tooth🤣🤣🤣

    • @jaydover346
      @jaydover346 3 года назад +1

      They did the same to me a few weeks ago

    • @Bruno-gj4jj
      @Bruno-gj4jj 3 года назад +23

      He prolly seen his videos and didn't want to give him no drugs lol

    • @user-eo5xx4ii2u
      @user-eo5xx4ii2u 3 года назад +3

      @@Bruno-gj4jj on god🤣

    • @none-lu5oh
      @none-lu5oh 3 года назад +2

      @@user-eo5xx4ii2u lmaoooo om he saw the one where he went to the hospital to get surgery he kept saying" the shit they gave me "🥴 and he gets high in the bathroom😂

    • @embo3073
      @embo3073 3 года назад

      Bro even when I got my shit pulled in Mexico they hooked me up with keterol

  • @salespersonx6340
    @salespersonx6340 3 года назад +20

    "I got a stanky stanky zip" 😭

  • @Nathan21738
    @Nathan21738 3 года назад +33

    “Watching kids do dogshit flips off the diving board”🤣

  • @frosted7672
    @frosted7672 3 года назад +8

    me just scrolling through my youtube feed "selling drugs at a kids birthday party" hell yeah I'm clicking on that

  • @--mirrota--1654
    @--mirrota--1654 3 года назад +15

    I like to imagine that that kid from the bday is a huge goblin fan

  • @dmgedits1086
    @dmgedits1086 3 года назад +17

    I listen to your videos before I go to sleep shit just feels right and when I’m fucked up

  • @stevenlich4922
    @stevenlich4922 3 года назад +5

    “idk man, i guess just deal drugs at kids birthday parties” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @liamlabbe
    @liamlabbe 3 года назад +43

    This man is an amazing storyteller.

  • @victormolina7049
    @victormolina7049 3 года назад +11

    the next kid to walk over and asks me to see them do a flip... I’m punting them it’s over with 😂😂🤣🤣💀

  • @reeceschrock396
    @reeceschrock396 3 года назад +13

    I never got mad for a sec that you took time off! I saw that post. Take all the time you need! Glad you're well.

  • @cant__follow
    @cant__follow 3 года назад +7

    "Yall prolly like who df is danny I said dat too so I taxed em."

  • @styler3967
    @styler3967 3 года назад +6

    bruh that shit about "I wouldnt even cash app my mom back" mans was juggin i was DEADD

  • @RhineReal
    @RhineReal 3 года назад +6

    I’ve never related to goblin more until he said “and I’m like wow... I’ve got money from last paycheck!”

  • @noremacc6815
    @noremacc6815 3 года назад +11

    The fact RUclips pays you for this is the reason I can sleep at night

  • @tannerr2011
    @tannerr2011 3 года назад +10

    Certified hoot and holler. Every time. Let’s GOOOO

  • @BosnianJesus
    @BosnianJesus 3 года назад +10

    Ive been waiting an eternity for an upload!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 hope you feeling better goblin🙏

  • @bryanherrera6689
    @bryanherrera6689 3 года назад +15

    Mama Goblin told him that his friends are bad influences but he is the one coming up with shit to do 🤣🤣

  • @user-hk6xo9tv5q
    @user-hk6xo9tv5q 3 года назад +17

    Was having withdrawals from not getting any goblin content 😒😒

  • @chasekinnally8519
    @chasekinnally8519 3 года назад +8

    Lol you wanna know something neat? There is between 500-1000 of us watching this at the same time

  • @xjabroneh6116
    @xjabroneh6116 3 года назад +6

    i’ve been waiting ages and eons, glad to see you’re back!!

  • @ImCrackedDudes
    @ImCrackedDudes 3 года назад +51

    Gobyyy is backkk let’s gooooo been a while

    • @chris9679
      @chris9679 3 года назад

      Lessgo agario😂😂

  • @xmouldeyfartx2853
    @xmouldeyfartx2853 Год назад +1

    “You funny looking” had me weezin

  • @thagoodgames
    @thagoodgames 3 года назад +6

    But for real though, take time to recover when you need it or if you’re just getting burned out, I personally would rather have a happy, healthy Goblin that makes videos every week or two to one who is so in pain he can’t talk or so burnt out that he starts to resent making videos. You do you, my guy, I’m not going anywhere.

  • @2011jolin
    @2011jolin Год назад +1

    Im brazilian and i honestly learned all the drug vocabullary since i started watching goblins videos, u the best storyteller ive ever seen

  • @daturainoxa3037
    @daturainoxa3037 3 года назад +7

    Glad you’re feeling better goblin. We missed you ❤️

  • @uncannygemini
    @uncannygemini Год назад +1

    I love listening to GBLN when I'm at work high asf

  • @camrenhart1155
    @camrenhart1155 3 года назад +5

    I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth out at the same time too. They gave 80 hydros lmao. Didn't take a single one

  • @slixflips1012
    @slixflips1012 3 года назад +6

    Bro for my wisdom tooth removal I was given 10 hydros

  • @shisui9922
    @shisui9922 3 года назад +2

    i’ve literally watched all of your videos in the past week. this is crazy

  • @lacalce5500
    @lacalce5500 3 года назад +3

    Falling asleep to goblin > anything

  • @sethennis3316
    @sethennis3316 5 месяцев назад +1

    Sounds like something my mom would do but I’m not stupid enough to end up on probation so I’d show up to the party high af

  • @ogsalv1653
    @ogsalv1653 3 года назад +4

    " a little potato walkin around the crib for a week" lmaoooo

  • @hodggrn
    @hodggrn 3 года назад +7

    Why didnt you just leave the bag at your place outside for the homie since he sent you the money first

  • @zharbi6475
    @zharbi6475 3 года назад +9

    Just woke up and Goblin posted while I'm smoking

  • @Bernd.
    @Bernd. 3 года назад +4

    these notis are gettin real scary in public

  • @rackaiddd9675
    @rackaiddd9675 3 года назад +6

    this man never misses

  • @rondonxy1245
    @rondonxy1245 3 года назад +61

    this how many people click instantly

  • @chuckk8621
    @chuckk8621 3 года назад +7

    Damn when I got my wisdom teeth out doc had me fucked up for bout a week with valium and hydrocodone

  • @hutthover9350
    @hutthover9350 3 года назад +2

    Brodie had no problem buying the 275 oz🤣

  • @marklee9352
    @marklee9352 3 года назад +3

    14:28 this shit had me dying this is why I’m subbed with notifications on😂.
    Keep up the good work g

  • @sharkeedetox8579
    @sharkeedetox8579 3 года назад +2

    Glad you feel better goblin, I'm happy every time you upload.

  • @akirasc1496
    @akirasc1496 3 года назад +2

    Goblin plays the weirdest games lmao

  • @ImMeE19
    @ImMeE19 3 года назад +3

    Thank you goblin. I’ve really been getting into your videos lately, For the past month I’ve been binging all your videos and it’s made life just way better, again thanks boss man

  • @christiancaron5094
    @christiancaron5094 3 года назад +2

    “Always keep one of em on me” 😭

  • @austinpreston2118
    @austinpreston2118 3 года назад +6

    This reminds me of the time I ruined a graduation party because I bought some edibles there 😅

  • @polylill
    @polylill 3 года назад +4

    Parents that drag their kids to crap like that just want you to drive em home😂

  • @dustinemerzian5989
    @dustinemerzian5989 2 года назад

    Boblin, I'll never meet you. thank God for that. But dayum is it nice to have an infinite number of awesome stories to just chill in when you're high as hell and wanna remember the old days.

  • @xboxboisatitsfinnecewadlo5194
    @xboxboisatitsfinnecewadlo5194 3 года назад +2

    You could definitely drink at Hispanic parties by 18😂

  • @picklewit7977
    @picklewit7977 3 года назад +3

    what game is he playing in this?

  • @brendenpaul7316
    @brendenpaul7316 3 года назад +8

    100 dollars next stream goblin won’t like

  • @joshsinclair539
    @joshsinclair539 3 года назад +6

    Why don’t you make merch that says “hoot and a holler”

  • @billisntcool8373
    @billisntcool8373 3 года назад +1

    Nobody: Goblin: “Back on topic here”

  • @DrowningMoon
    @DrowningMoon 3 года назад +2

    I went wild when I saw that title

  • @rajsfreestyles4419
    @rajsfreestyles4419 2 года назад

    “I get my check and it wouldn’t just vanish “

  • @toiletgremlin2929
    @toiletgremlin2929 2 года назад

    One of my favorite gob videos idk why

  • @TheF.M.J.S
    @TheF.M.J.S 2 года назад

    All these stories. Absolute classics! Certified hood/suburban Classics

  • @Ryanmanning_
    @Ryanmanning_ 3 года назад +1

    Title alone deserves a like lmao

  • @antimatter175
    @antimatter175 3 года назад +1

    Lmfao, ima be getting my wisdom teeth removed next week. Wish me luck

  • @asian2go96
    @asian2go96 3 года назад +1

    Bro your dentist didn't give you any antibiotics?? I heard a dude died once from not having any antibiotics after having teeth pulled

  • @tonymiles2017
    @tonymiles2017 3 года назад +1

    This is what I needed for a while myself.

  • @huntermccoole191
    @huntermccoole191 3 года назад +3

    Already know it’s gon b a hoot

  • @iStarlit
    @iStarlit Год назад

    Whenever I bought from a new plug I'd always expected to be taxed.
    Usually I'd even bring a bit extra for a "tip" or whatever you wanna call it

  • @nob9705
    @nob9705 3 года назад +2

    Bru i always get old family members that aren’t related to me who I don’t fuckin remember some of the most awkward convos

  • @Elpirt6
    @Elpirt6 Год назад

    Watching goblin high at 4am always vibe

  • @marcoescalante1235
    @marcoescalante1235 3 года назад +1

    3:11 damn goblin got betrayed by his tm8 😂

  • @calvinhullum6931
    @calvinhullum6931 2 года назад

    "So uh, moral of the story is: deal drugs at kid's birthday parties"

  • @Andrew-qf8mg
    @Andrew-qf8mg 3 года назад +1

    Gobby my man those ziplocs aint doin shit. I would use 5 going into school and my shit reeked. The second i started using mason jars my teachers stopped smelling me.

  • @willtookmytaco
    @willtookmytaco 3 года назад +1

    i can just tell by the title this is gonna be a banger

  • @Bluntss420
    @Bluntss420 Год назад

    “I only got a Qp” - goblin 😈💯

  • @dopeghost4204
    @dopeghost4204 3 года назад +2

    keep smokin what ever ur smokin before your videos bruh lmfao

  • @ronkledonkanusmoncher564
    @ronkledonkanusmoncher564 3 года назад +3

    Let’s get it baby, hoots and hollers ahead.

  • @jorden42o65
    @jorden42o65 2 года назад

    Goblin be makin me think he got a piece or sim 😂

  • @ethanfuggin
    @ethanfuggin 3 года назад

    “Rat bastard dentist”😂🤣🤣😂🤣 got me dead fam

  • @nicroze
    @nicroze 2 месяца назад +1

    holy fuck no wayyyyy i’m watching this video the day i got my 4 wisdom teeth removed too, got some hydros (mostly acetaminophen) :33 great video gobby

  • @karterjohnson4097
    @karterjohnson4097 3 года назад +6

    The noti gang and Twitter gang are the first ones here

  • @sage5219
    @sage5219 3 года назад +1

    my boy gob always comin with the heat

  • @Ohyeaaaa420
    @Ohyeaaaa420 8 месяцев назад

    I listen to goblin talk about drugs while I sesh the way to and from work

  • @yuuurdjerski5198
    @yuuurdjerski5198 2 года назад

    “It could’ve been my own mother cashapping me you would’ve never heard from me again”

  • @mykaylanburner7988
    @mykaylanburner7988 2 года назад

    Goblin coming in clutch w the hydration reminders 😮‍💨😮‍💨

  • @pptrash5528
    @pptrash5528 3 года назад +3

    THE KING IS BACK!!!!

  • @fishinga1447
    @fishinga1447 3 года назад +1

    This is the channel for people that think weed is a personality trait

  • @animeedits0526
    @animeedits0526 3 года назад

    You know ita gonna be a hoot in a holler when ya boy goblin drops a banger