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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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    In todays video, I talk about one of my sketchiest purchases ever. I hope you enjoy!
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Комментарии • 793

  • @TheGBLN
    @TheGBLN  2 года назад +956

    This story took place during one of my most recent and irresponsible binges - I literally did not care what I was ingesting at the time. Don't be like me and enjoy the video!

    • @za_packard
      @za_packard 2 года назад +38

      Goblin I was just at iHop and I saw a guy that looked a lot like you. Crazy Story

    • @calebferguson883
      @calebferguson883 2 года назад +4

      Amazing content Goblin, keep up the super enjoyable and entertaining content!!!

    • @HiBitches124
      @HiBitches124 2 года назад +7

      Thank you for the hoot nick 🔥

    • @alibir652
      @alibir652 2 года назад +8

      goblin help me find a guy named grant i hung out with him in iop im tryna get his socials

    • @Rr-sn7hp
      @Rr-sn7hp 2 года назад +4

      Goblin coming from a grower, what your friend made is called ice water hash, you more likely than not got the 110-120 micron bag

  • @bchampa97
    @bchampa97 2 года назад +514

    “they took my license away, that doesn’t mean my car doesn’t start you fucking idiots” legend shit🤣🤣

    • @ekstaasihirmu7695
      @ekstaasihirmu7695 Год назад +6

      "so im going places" definetly was going places with that one😂😂

  • @yungwrench1574
    @yungwrench1574 2 года назад +1323

    You know it’s gonna be a banger when gobs playing the golf game

    • @Piggy-0145
      @Piggy-0145 2 года назад +22

      You know it’s gonna be a banger when he changes the title 👀👀👀 lol

    • @beng.7867
      @beng.7867 2 года назад +2

      u know what this game is called?

    • @doppss
      @doppss 2 года назад +4

      @@beng.7867 i think it’s golf with friends or som

    • @JevArchives
      @JevArchives 2 года назад +8

      If that ain’t fax bruh

    • @LifelessRyan
      @LifelessRyan 2 года назад +13

      @@beng.7867 golf minigame in tower unite

  • @manicsandwich5714
    @manicsandwich5714 2 года назад +508

    I wish I had this man’s optimism as an addict… he describes his drug binge as “almost depressing if you will” 😭😭😂

  • @jqmascarado3451
    @jqmascarado3451 2 года назад +823

    You drank the ketamine solvent. What u had was a quimical intoxication, you should've evaporated the solvent before using it. If u had, it would have turned to powder just like ordinary key

    • @jackhansen4725
      @jackhansen4725 2 года назад +40

      microwave or hair dryer

    • @malcomdanford
      @malcomdanford 2 года назад +105

      chemist over here

    • @suleviys3023
      @suleviys3023 2 года назад +209

      let’s get this pinned so Goblin sees that he drank fucking ketamine solvent lmfao

    • @jqmascarado3451
      @jqmascarado3451 2 года назад +6

      @@malcomdanford 🤓

    • @Fishforyou2023
      @Fishforyou2023 2 года назад +10

      yeah makes sense, thats what i thought. either that or fenny

  • @Spergio
    @Spergio 2 года назад +264

    Last time I was doing coke heavy I ended up copping a gram off my boys plug. I did a numby and the blow seemed straight and it looked fine. I ended up doing a bump and my boy did a line and I could instantly feel a heavy opiate high. Turns out the shit was laced with fent. My boy started ODing and his mom was freaking out, I told her what happened and the paramedics came through and gave him a nasal narcan spray. Shit was scary as fuck I have been afraid to snort anything since then

    • @rigbythekhajiit
      @rigbythekhajiit 2 года назад +69

      Wake up and stop for good then. You’re lucky you’re alive

    • @DELETED-wz1uy
      @DELETED-wz1uy 2 года назад

      It’s either your life or cocaine man, if you can’t find a good consistent source that you can trust no matter what, stop doing it maybe they’ll legalise it in the distant future there’s tons of drugs that are better than coke like psychedelics that are easily identifiable like shrooms, not so much with lsd cause you’d still need to test

    • @C3TheCollywoodLife
      @C3TheCollywoodLife 2 года назад

      welcome to 2022 tons of contaminated white, heard multiple people needing narcan in toronto.

    • @Daniel-rg5kb
      @Daniel-rg5kb 2 года назад +53

      Your boy is lucky af. I've literally watched people die off heroin and fent. The feeling of helplessness is overwhelming.

    • @alessandrodv3135
      @alessandrodv3135 2 года назад +10

      @@Daniel-rg5kb u literally saw a person die off it? Shits crazy

  • @P0Dclipz04
    @P0Dclipz04 2 года назад +60

    Just snorted a gram of fent and took some bath salts and of course you come in with the impeccable timing thanks gob.

    • @-neuro
      @-neuro Год назад +6

      🤣 🪦 ⚰️ 💀

  • @wilder_204
    @wilder_204 2 года назад +210

    you already know its gonna be a hoot when hes playing golf

    • @femboylover1326
      @femboylover1326 2 года назад +10

      a hoot and a holler

    • @thomasjhun3700
      @thomasjhun3700 2 года назад +9

      Waiting for the day he does a smoke sesh WHILE playing golf

    • @fent
      @fent 2 года назад

      69th like

  • @xryan4132
    @xryan4132 2 года назад +118

    alr knowing it’s gonna be a banger, appreciate the consistent uploads lately ik I’m speaking for everyone.

    • @AethersMusic
      @AethersMusic 2 года назад

      Is my music fire or hot garbage

  • @DubYuhGChoppa
    @DubYuhGChoppa 2 года назад +212

    "Officer I purchased this bag of oregano on purpose, I never had any intention of buying pot at all" lol

    • @AethersMusic
      @AethersMusic 2 года назад

      Is my music fire or hot garbage

    • @timy1038
      @timy1038 2 года назад +22

      @@AethersMusic hot garbage is an understatement my guy

    • @thecultofthelamb
      @thecultofthelamb 2 года назад +1

      @@AethersMusic it's decent ig

    • @michaelprez3811
      @michaelprez3811 2 года назад +2

      @@AethersMusic Yeah no that's trash man and your not doing yourself any favors by choosing rap out of all genres (arguably one of the most competitive music industries to get into) if you wanna do it as a hobby or something that's cool but don't expect to be making any money off your music

  • @lorddazzor5152
    @lorddazzor5152 2 года назад +159

    You know your meant to cook it in the microwave when ketamine is liquid form

    • @bruhstandler
      @bruhstandler 2 года назад +8

      wouldnt it just evaporate

    • @blairefanning3717
      @blairefanning3717 2 года назад +38

      @@bruhstandler nah it turns to powder

    • @asian2go96
      @asian2go96 2 года назад +34

      @@bruhstandler the water evaporates and the ketamine is leftover in powder/crystal form. That's how they make it liquid. Mix with distilled water

    • @DELETED-wz1uy
      @DELETED-wz1uy 2 года назад +9

      Yeah oral ketamine is pretty different from Insufflated the come up and duration is longer and the bioavailability is lower

    • @Aus710
      @Aus710 2 года назад +1

      No you dont dude. You csn take it orally or IV it. You don't have to do a microwave extraction.

  • @JiggyZigZag
    @JiggyZigZag 2 года назад +27

    I just wanna tell u bro. u literally remind me so much of myself . all the stories u have I have so many that relate it's nuts. much love my guy stay safe

  • @herinbone
    @herinbone 2 года назад +19

    Goblin the goat, perfect upload time as always

  • @relytPC
    @relytPC 2 года назад +33

    Thanks gobby, I needed a banger to watch. Hope you’re doing well, can’t wait to watch some golf and listen to this hoot and holler.

  • @TooMany0s
    @TooMany0s 2 года назад +2

    i love bein a og goblin fan i remember all his old stories they gas💀that was when mans oded off the bottle caps mid class

  • @OnlyDarien
    @OnlyDarien 2 года назад +8

    perfect timing, i’m currently on a flight to vegas 🙏🏽

  • @ceezar4982
    @ceezar4982 2 года назад +3

    the accuracy when describing Illinois. on point my guy

  • @Tellaz
    @Tellaz 2 года назад +7

    Almost 2 in the morning but perfect timing for my pothead sleep deprived ass. This blunt bout to hit different tho. Cheers!

  • @asherwood2326
    @asherwood2326 2 года назад +5

    Just as I’m leavin the gym to get something to listen to on the drive home clutch shit gob

  • @Leeham-The-Wizard
    @Leeham-The-Wizard 2 года назад +6

    Another banger, thank you for grounding me and making me feel like less of a pile of shit due to my habits love ya

  • @dob6364
    @dob6364 2 года назад +9

    hey goblin when you do videos and talk abt specific drugs can you do games that you played while tripping like not clips of you playing while tripping but games you play while tripping that would be dope in my opinion. thanks for the content homie

  • @TBB291
    @TBB291 2 года назад +4

    He always dropping these hoot and holler vids 🔥🔥

  • @marclopez103
    @marclopez103 2 года назад +32

    I’m stoned to the gills and there isn’t a better video for me to watch rn keep up the bangers goblin We all appreciate you🔥

    • @emilybarrett464
      @emilybarrett464 2 года назад

      Lol putting on the internet about your drug habbit where you can see your name. Hmm. Clever.

    • @completelytransparent6320
      @completelytransparent6320 2 года назад

      @@emilybarrett464 who gives a shit

    • @jamesthomas1566
      @jamesthomas1566 2 года назад +3

      @@emilybarrett464 Bruh it’s your viewing RUclips channel, no ones gonna see this (who would have to be on the video already) and go MARC LOPEZ!! 😱😱😱😱, and out of the thousands of people probably named that -_-

    • @SuperSix4
      @SuperSix4 2 года назад

      Same bro I’m off medical diamonds and sauce and dosidos x purple punch crumble high as hell

    • @nerysWRLD
      @nerysWRLD 2 года назад

      im fucked uo too foo this shit hit different

  • @akazeek
    @akazeek 2 года назад +2

    Needed a goblin vid honestly been super depressed today

  • @Anon42063
    @Anon42063 2 года назад +7

    Perfect timing as usual. Hootin and hollering at the moment…..

  • @CarBleach
    @CarBleach 2 года назад +7

    No way my boy coming with the late night upload, had to stop wacking my meat to watch

  • @gangter4569
    @gangter4569 2 года назад +13

    I find it crazy how RUclips can look at the comments of a drug related video and see all the positivity in it and still not like it. But either way another hoot from gob

  • @kevindoesgaming77
    @kevindoesgaming77 2 года назад +4

    You know its a banger when gobs playing golf with friends

  • @Ikeyt
    @Ikeyt 2 года назад +2

    Bro Thank you for your videos always when I need it the most

  • @jacobstrunks7293
    @jacobstrunks7293 2 года назад +3

    Couldn’t be better timing gob, vid is always there right when you need it

  • @frankwoodson5867
    @frankwoodson5867 2 года назад +4

    Perfect timing as always bro

  • @shidomoallin8606
    @shidomoallin8606 2 года назад +1

    I did see yesterdays video tbh I appreciate the daily uploads tbh and aye I was within the first hour is how I seen it tbh real shit

  • @revolverschamber
    @revolverschamber 2 года назад +9

    Goblin coming in with the clutch! Got home night shift at local grocery store and drinking and getting high af, good video man!🤘💨

  • @caveman2726
    @caveman2726 2 года назад +3

    When I start to lose all hope in humanity, Goblin drops a new vid

  • @cory3354
    @cory3354 2 года назад +2

    Aye goblin I’ve been seeing some tiktoks of them bullying you and some memes of you just don’t let it affect you I love your stories and I can’t wait for the pod cast

  • @NOIZis2loud
    @NOIZis2loud 2 года назад +2

    Love you Nick , you inspire me to post and make my own story vids🤞💜

  • @ethanfoley6203
    @ethanfoley6203 2 года назад +8

    goblin for the record you are now a tiktok sensation, congrats bro

  • @kaptainkush7864
    @kaptainkush7864 2 года назад +3

    Just railed a line impeccable timing my g

  • @lucassmith6823
    @lucassmith6823 2 года назад +1

    Goblin uploaded the second I opened youtube he really is the goat of timing

  • @koala9579
    @koala9579 2 года назад +3

    when goblin says its a banger, you know its a banger

  • @callumhulme5503
    @callumhulme5503 2 года назад +2

    Bros uploads getting me through summer💯💯💯

  • @cinemaedits5126
    @cinemaedits5126 2 года назад +4

    Impeccable timing as always gob

  • @trentonsmith5983
    @trentonsmith5983 2 года назад +3

    Gobby with the perfect timing let's gooo

  • @ulknown1512
    @ulknown1512 2 года назад +6

    Went over to my friends house to get high and chill. We both took what we thought was just weed but we both quickly started experiencing some weird shit. It felt like I was fainting every couple of seconds, I couldnt keep my eyes open. My whole body was numb and it felt like I peed myself. We both just layed on the coach making sure we could still hear the music playing (thats how we knew we was still alive). Oh yh and we both had some horrible pins and needles.

    • @antigov3944
      @antigov3944 2 года назад

      Sounds like spice k2 bullshit

    • @abbyxx216_3
      @abbyxx216_3 2 года назад +1

      Probably just got to high same thing happened to me when i took some edibles

  • @Moqally
    @Moqally 2 года назад +55

    Only real OGs remember when the title was "Buying Fake Drugs on the Deepweb"🙄😤

    • @keadu4311
      @keadu4311 2 года назад +7

      It's been 1h lol

    • @fent
      @fent 2 года назад +3

      noti gang

  • @uncaged8407
    @uncaged8407 Год назад +1

    Its always a hoot and a holler when the golf gameplay comes out😌

  • @DunkraftDixon
    @DunkraftDixon 2 года назад +1

    ur goated for the frequent uploads gobs

  • @meursault7030
    @meursault7030 8 месяцев назад

    I feel like we could all learn something from Goblin's determination.
    If we went after our dreams as hard as Goblin goes after those pars and birdies, we'd all be doing just fine.

  • @koala9579
    @koala9579 2 года назад +4

    yessir goblins back with a banger 🔥🔥

  • @midnitezax3124
    @midnitezax3124 2 года назад

    Love the story’s bro💯🤙🏽. But it’s Izzy 😭😭” iggy” can’t let you get away with that one😂😂

  • @jjay7120
    @jjay7120 2 года назад +1

    every time i see the mini golf gameplay i know it's gonna be a hoot and a holler

  • @RT42069
    @RT42069 2 года назад +9

    Perfect timing, I just did a gram of PCP and a tab of 25I.
    Just kidding, I'm actually at work

    • @obamabarak753
      @obamabarak753 2 года назад +4

      was gonna say good luck g would of been a fucking immense trip

  • @saw_dust__5131
    @saw_dust__5131 2 года назад +3

    golf videos always a hoot and a holler

  • @positivityonly7739
    @positivityonly7739 2 года назад +15

    14:58 Larry’s real name is Luke lol

  • @cramysuckz8873
    @cramysuckz8873 2 года назад +3

    This is for sure gonna be a hoot and a holler.

  • @willrez9721
    @willrez9721 2 года назад +4

    i just popped an edible. as i pass my 30min since taking mark i get on youtube to see you posted. perfect video to watch while it kicks in

  • @methodvendorsishellagae3207
    @methodvendorsishellagae3207 2 года назад +2

    That packaging reminds me of a vial of lsd I got that said “essential lemon oil”

  • @GiovanniXO
    @GiovanniXO 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for existing

  • @ExodusX1
    @ExodusX1 2 года назад +1

    Goblin always drops the hoot and hollers exactly when you need em

  • @ExtendedRelease
    @ExtendedRelease 2 года назад +1

    Golf Game, Got my Flowers, Rosin and prescribed bars. This finna be a hoot n a Holler, if you will.

  • @eazymoneyjack4230
    @eazymoneyjack4230 2 года назад +1

    Drunk and loving the upload time!! Let’s goooo

  • @Scott-gl4zz
    @Scott-gl4zz Год назад +1

    u know it finna be banger when goblin dont give a fuck bout what he snorting n drinking lmaooooooooooo000ooo

  • @tjgh2764
    @tjgh2764 2 года назад +17

    Disappointed you shouldnt have thrown it away. The way you descriped that Ketamin sounded Just right

  • @vert_f31
    @vert_f31 2 года назад +5

    This sounds like an unfortunate event

  • @RippinLips864
    @RippinLips864 2 года назад

    Just sparked up and goblin uploads let’s get it

  • @SubhanArchived
    @SubhanArchived 2 года назад +2

    this is a full confession how are you so comfortable

  • @joelflex
    @joelflex 2 года назад +32

    Goblin with the impeccable timing as always, just dropped 5 tabs and did a half gram of ketamine it’s a hoot and a holler as always

    • @dyllski
      @dyllski 2 года назад +17

      aint no way 5 tabs

    • @rvansteensel420
      @rvansteensel420 2 года назад +11

      @@dyllski bruh 5 tabs seriously isnt that much
      i mean its ALLOT , but not impossible

    • @ryanshields8560
      @ryanshields8560 2 года назад +1

      lmao if you truly did 5 proper tabs alone you wouldn't be typing coherent sentences, and combine that with a fucking half gram of Ket? you'd be paralysed with your mind in hyperspace lol.
      either you've got the worst quality drugs on earth, outrageously high tolerance, or you're 14 and this is complete cap. Obviously, it's the last one

    • @obamabarak753
      @obamabarak753 2 года назад +2

      straight up cap

    • @fulcrumisaracistbigotihave6644
      @fulcrumisaracistbigotihave6644 2 года назад

      How’d it go

  • @Itsm4ck
    @Itsm4ck 2 года назад +6

    goblin always coming in clutch 🙏

  • @jtbrice1282
    @jtbrice1282 2 года назад +1

    Goblin we need a binge series

  • @floppybeastx
    @floppybeastx 2 года назад +3

    Love this stuff man

  • @burnsage_
    @burnsage_ 2 года назад +2

    Goblin should've taken it all for the team. We need to know about the PCP mystery drug lol

  • @wayswrld727
    @wayswrld727 2 года назад

    Goblin uploads a banger is made simple

  • @snipeparparalt
    @snipeparparalt 2 года назад +11

    im starting to think my bookie is goblins number 1 source of income

    • @Von694
      @Von694 2 года назад

      Definitely is

  • @EnlightendBeast999
    @EnlightendBeast999 2 года назад +1

    This is truly a certified hood classic

  • @claireem8197
    @claireem8197 2 года назад +1

    when you search goblin to go back and listen to an old episode and you realize that he recently posted :)

  • @Normaldude444
    @Normaldude444 2 года назад +4

    Every comment on every video for goblin is people saying “this is good timing” or something like that, pretty hilarious. About 90% of the comments are that.

  • @cdawg1cdawg165
    @cdawg1cdawg165 2 года назад +2

    Ii love how he has a sponsor on a video about doing fake drugs

  • @jackford7059
    @jackford7059 2 года назад

    Honestly the first goblin title that’s actually surprised me

  • @artirony410
    @artirony410 Год назад +1

    7:02 this reminds me of a coworker I had who did lots of beer trading and said they'd tell the postal service all their packages were olive oil lol

  • @dopewizrd
    @dopewizrd 2 года назад +5

    perfect timing goblin, issa meth and fruit salad type of nite

  • @joshua3676
    @joshua3676 Год назад +1

    pretty sure you can somehow put that liquid on glass or somethin and dry it out and somehow process it into powder from the liquid.

  • @i11iccit
    @i11iccit 2 года назад +9

    i swear goblin always uploads right after i get absolutely obliterated late nights💯 always coming in clutch for the best upload time

    • @ivanweapon1196
      @ivanweapon1196 2 года назад

      And blacking out daily getting ur cheeks clapped by Rick Ross and u didn't even know it lmao

    • @emperorkaishi1
      @emperorkaishi1 2 года назад +1

      @@ivanweapon1196 🤨🤨?

  • @vSlvmpd
    @vSlvmpd 2 года назад

    Morning ciggy to the new goblin video😫

  • @blquasar
    @blquasar 2 года назад +1

    We all need a friend named Larry

  • @JOHNDERPz
    @JOHNDERPz 2 года назад +1

    I love when goblin plays golf

  • @brandonszczech6516
    @brandonszczech6516 2 года назад +3

    Last time I was this early my mom was happy the pregnancy was over. Excited for the hoot and a hollar Gobby

  • @OddReview
    @OddReview Год назад +1

    My boy goblin here drinking unevaporated ket. Circa 2022

  • @kengignac3287
    @kengignac3287 2 года назад +3

    Perfect timing gob literally just got home after breaking my rig

  • @t32688
    @t32688 2 года назад +1

    Yet another banger by my boi goblin

  • @thehomiegumby1036
    @thehomiegumby1036 2 года назад

    Ayooo a gobbby video is the best thing I could've seen right now

  • @tuk9014
    @tuk9014 Год назад

    you have to cook it, gobs gobs, rlly surprised you didnt know about that

  • @Lobo-nl7oo
    @Lobo-nl7oo 2 года назад

    GOBLIN, GOBLIN, you're a goat bro but man, why gotta call my boy stylebender iggy😭😂

  • @aswfishing4319
    @aswfishing4319 2 года назад

    Central Wisconsin is feeling just as bad as central Illinois rn. Rip

  • @mandyleigh3377
    @mandyleigh3377 2 года назад +18

    Hi goblin my mom doesnt approve of me watching your videos daily but I'm commenting on her account wassup g

  • @haydenp2755
    @haydenp2755 2 года назад

    "Yeah bro i really dont know if im okay."
    -takes another shot

  • @AVXMMA
    @AVXMMA 2 года назад +1

    "Current champion Iggy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MegaPhill93
    @MegaPhill93 2 года назад +2

    Larry is a real nice dude just like the one i know IRL..

  • @pearlellen2053
    @pearlellen2053 2 года назад +1

    A 23 minute video? Fuck. Yes. Gonna be a great Saturday 👍🏻

  • @miketyll3263
    @miketyll3263 2 года назад

    Aye goblin with the banger of a video

  • @edwardberk2281
    @edwardberk2281 2 года назад +1

    Me too gob fuck yah back in with a banger of a vid absolute hoot and holler bro