Robbing the Pizza Store for Opiates

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @eurixer
    @eurixer Год назад +1825

    You know it’s good when statute of limitations has to expire first

  • @Lemxiety
    @Lemxiety Год назад +125

    12:48 the rage when the golf ball fell off was so funny 😭 had to rewind and pay attention to the gameplay

  • @dizzyishere999
    @dizzyishere999 Год назад +622

    Another classic Goblin BANGER! Careful with your pills, kids. As an opiate addict, those pills can cause a lot of pain despite the pleasure they bring.

    • @stephenc4755
      @stephenc4755 Год назад +54

      thanks for advocating for people in this situation, I recommend kratom to anyone struggling with opiate addiction. Its not perfect but its certainly wont ruin your life as quickly (it still can if you abuse it )

    • @xxxscumbagxxx8089
      @xxxscumbagxxx8089 Год назад +73

      Just hit 2 weeks no oxy going strong into the new year🤞🏼🤞🏼

    • @senapharia
      @senapharia Год назад

      @@xxxscumbagxxx8089 keep going gang!!!

    • @petebunch5804
      @petebunch5804 Год назад

      @@xxxscumbagxxx8089💪💪

    • @corruptedfileski
      @corruptedfileski Год назад +2

      i can agree as well, opiates is a dangerous road to go down guys. Please be careful if you’re already doing them and if you’re curious please don’t try it out. You’ll thank me later!

  • @brandonguild1666
    @brandonguild1666 Год назад +130

    Dude I don't know how you remember all these stories in such detail. I can relate to so many of them and honestly have a ton of similar stories... Listening to you brings back so many memories but I can only vaguely remember small bits of all the situations. I grew up outside of Milwaukee and we were always up to the same exact shit.

    • @JohnSmith-xj7ui
      @JohnSmith-xj7ui Год назад +11

      he probably asks the people in the video what they remember so he can tell it in better detail

    • @0Ciju0
      @0Ciju0 Год назад +37

      @@JohnSmith-xj7ui Yeah, and more than likely makes a bit of shit up as he goes, whether its intentional or not. Lots of things get warped or "lost in translation" over the years.

    • @befferyjefferey
      @befferyjefferey Год назад +13

      he makes up 90% of it as he goes. you can even hear him laughing at sosme of the shit he comes up with a lot in his older vvideos. its improvisational comedy see it as that

    • @ryanlindback9393
      @ryanlindback9393 Год назад +3

      I’m sure a lot of the videos aren’t real stories

    • @brandonguild1666
      @brandonguild1666 Год назад +3

      @@befferyjeffereyyeah I think you’re right I noticed a few inconsistencies within some videos where he tells a story different. I could make up stories too.

  • @SirGreen420
    @SirGreen420 Год назад +212

    Absolutely excruciating gameplay as promised

  • @lvl99dust
    @lvl99dust Год назад +21

    Sounds like a M.o.d. pizza 😂😂😂 i worked at one and it was exactly as you described. They had a dab rig in the fridge lol...

  • @midnitezax3124
    @midnitezax3124 Год назад +173

    This story was an absolute hoot, but the gameplay was actually causing me some stress. The things gobby does for us.

    • @DoomSlayersNephew7270
      @DoomSlayersNephew7270 Год назад +7

      Yea if it were me, that footage would’ve stayed in the archives 😅

  • @deadskyy444
    @deadskyy444 Год назад +37

    Snorting hydro 5s full of Tylenol and filler is crazy no wonder he was the type 2 rob a store bro is insane 🤣

    • @Ken-ko1qz
      @Ken-ko1qz 8 месяцев назад +3

      right lmao better chance of a tylenol od than getting high. can’t even snort ox anymore cuz the fillers

    • @artg6700
      @artg6700 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Ken-ko1qzwhat do you mean the filler? Oxy has always had filler nothing has changed

    • @Ballsack44
      @Ballsack44 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Ken-ko1qzhow old r u?

    • @Ballsack44
      @Ballsack44 6 месяцев назад

      @@Ken-ko1qz yo how old r u? Fix ur life gang

  • @bofinq4839
    @bofinq4839 Год назад +24

    You know it’s a hoot when the golf gameplay is abysmal.
    Yo who else remembers the moments of golf gamer rage when he would just jerk his mouse around on full sensitivity 😂

  • @NathanielPhalen
    @NathanielPhalen Год назад +11

    Wild!! Did you guys know in Canada there is no such thing as statue of limitations. You get time for crimes 20+ years ago. Win for Goblin!

  • @HauntedCoffin
    @HauntedCoffin Год назад +43

    Missed these golf with your friends gameplays, something special about them that always tells me shit's gonna get crazy. A true, true hoot and a holler

  • @phillysoldier
    @phillysoldier Год назад +25

    You know it's a hoot and a holler when he's playing golf

  • @yungronny3944
    @yungronny3944 Год назад +12

    Goblin , never stop these stories , this one is a hoot and a holler for shure , i always enjoy these

  • @SherpaOfSkunk
    @SherpaOfSkunk Год назад +88

    After losing on bad bets all day a goblin video is the best way to end it

    • @TTVdjmexicanlive
      @TTVdjmexicanlive Год назад +5

      What you bet on bro 🤣

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 Год назад +20

      Could be worse bro, at least you're not newly unemployed and homeless like me.

    • @wordedhalo6746
      @wordedhalo6746 Год назад

      @@kaminsod4077could be worse, at least you’re not bitching and moaning about your position to a stranger on the internet!

    • @bustdabignutt5626
      @bustdabignutt5626 Год назад +17

      Keep gambling do not stop you are so close to winning big

    • @koro1840
      @koro1840 Год назад +1

      its ok just dont be the part of the 99%

  • @mrlean5078
    @mrlean5078 Год назад +6

    1:59 This gotta be jets pizza. I showed up high all the time and all of my coworkers were on something too

  • @skyb5335
    @skyb5335 Год назад +30

    You know it’s a banger when Goblin plays golf

    • @mattyp6908
      @mattyp6908 Год назад +3

      Not his normal golf game though. This one looked terrible to play.

  • @maximfoerster3062
    @maximfoerster3062 Год назад +13

    Hey man this has nothing to do with the video. You’re just inspirational, which I know you find hilarious from the stories you tell, I’d bet; but it’s more of the fact how you’re relentlessly, goblin.
    Since I’ve been watching you at 14, I’ve developed a lot, and you’ve also said in a video that you’ve been very self conscious from a young age, and same here. I live in utah and even though there’s not much drugs you have helped me abstain from them. I don’t think of you negatively like all the other POS’s trying to find reasons why they’re better than others, I just see that, you’re just like me trying to figure shit out and that’s what’s kind of goated about this channel.
    Didn’t realize it but I have been growing with you and a lot of your lessons have become my lessons because of your story story telling ability being able to make it so, it’s actually graspable.
    You’re my favorite weed tuber, probably RUclipsr because of how real you keep it. I think Erick and Yola are cool, but you’re the best of the three. Funniest, smartest, most genuine, I mean idk the ways you’ve wronged people but we’re all human and I’m sure a person who thinks like you had his reasons regardless.
    Keep your shit up you actually impact lives. Wouldn’t say you changed mine to keep it real but you make me feel like I’m not crazy since I live around all these picture perfect Mormons who talk shit behind my back for just smoking. Even when I have better grades and outperform in sports I’m known for my weed rather than that
    I mean it’s gas but fuck.
    Anyways idk this is kinda wack in a way but, hey think you should know

    • @waynehead010
      @waynehead010 Год назад +2

      That’s dope brotha. Keep doin you my guy. You seem like you’re heading in the right direction. If you’re taking care of your responsibilities & gettin good grads f*ck what everyone else has to say. Stay happy my guy. It’s always good to hear people in a positive light especially encouraging others.

  • @NerveApe1081
    @NerveApe1081 Год назад +6

    As someone who worked at a Papa Johns for a year. This is the most accurate description of the work environment.

  • @JavahFusion
    @JavahFusion Год назад +9

    I was the antisocial depressed drug user in high school. I'm sober now at 22 but for years I barely spoke at all and spent all my time on xans and opioids. my one good friend at school got expelled for getting caught with percs so after that it was even worse. life was fucked back then tbh. when overdosing at 17 and waking up in the hospital becomes a common thing that you're used to you're probably not in a good place.

    • @atropa6053
      @atropa6053 Год назад +3

      I got alcohol poisoning at 14, came home from hospital pulling off a story about how it was my first time. Two weeks later after my mom let me out for a few hours, here i was blackout drunk and completely soaked as i fell asleep in the river. Fun memories, not fun times.

  • @adammccartney8692
    @adammccartney8692 Год назад +27

    Goblin always comes in clutch posting at the perfect time

  • @ta2034
    @ta2034 8 месяцев назад +5

    I can tell that Goblin never worked food service lol, "Some random steel table, who knows what it's for". It's a food prep table my guy. Easy to clean and sanitize if it's stainless steel.

  • @cozy_2X
    @cozy_2X Год назад +5

    If you ain’t scoring a script or getting them from someone w their name on the bottle don’t try pills 😂 take this from an addict

    • @SobrietySpeaks
      @SobrietySpeaks Год назад

      id be honored if you gave my channel a chance im still fucked up too so im gonna be telling wild stories that are happening somewhat frequently as well 💊🎅👄

  • @wonderland2462
    @wonderland2462 5 месяцев назад +3

    11:25 I’ve never heard goblins voice like this before 😭😭

  • @Trypt420
    @Trypt420 Год назад +4

    Immaculate timing as always! Was just watching a gob video and this noti hit right when it ended 🙂 love u gob ♥️☮️

  • @WillyVanAllsburg
    @WillyVanAllsburg Год назад +20

    Why is it that when people get the highest they’ve been in a month a goblin episode shows up 😂 thank you goblin for blessing us with your stories

  • @jr_kulik
    @jr_kulik Год назад +2

    Minigolf brings the most banger stories in Goblin’s arsenal, this is amazing.

  • @feankspoken
    @feankspoken 11 месяцев назад

    bruh i love when you play golf over your story times- reminds me of good memories

  • @braxtonmatlock2670
    @braxtonmatlock2670 Год назад +2

    "Grow up a little bit and get you some fentanyl" 😂😂 sords frok a true OG

  • @Dimsummmmm
    @Dimsummmmm Год назад +2

    15:41 “ we in traffic wid it “😂😂🚦

  • @urbanrevive1209
    @urbanrevive1209 Год назад +1

    Figured this was a classic and saw it was uploaded 2 mins ago. What a hoot. What a holler

  • @PartyhatRS
    @PartyhatRS Месяц назад +1

    "today we're coming in with a banger of a video" Title: robbing a store for opiates

  • @tommyrotts
    @tommyrotts 11 месяцев назад +1

    8:45 you mean high school children. We had this one dude who was in his 30's trying to hang out in our school with his 14 yo girlfriend... And 3 girls whose prom dates were literally older than their dad's...

  • @ConsciousKigza
    @ConsciousKigza Год назад

    RUclips been ass for the recommendations,nun to smoke to fr ,but goblin popped up i knew this was gonna be a hoot and a holler and settled down

  • @dylandisconnected
    @dylandisconnected Год назад +4

    I’m watching this in a psyche ward on suicide watch on a I pad

  • @explosivetaco6154
    @explosivetaco6154 Год назад +2

    True hoot and a hollar when you gotta let the statute of limitations pass

  • @RecGamingx
    @RecGamingx Год назад +11

    floating off the roxies, gob uploads an opiate video. Impeccable timing

  • @tylermcdonald9809
    @tylermcdonald9809 Год назад +1

    wow this one is a banger so glad you got so many storys gobby thats why ur the goat

  • @Kammyhaa
    @Kammyhaa Год назад +6

    Just smoked a doobie of bublegum popers after not smoking for 3 week 😂 thanks for the upload i might pass out and have to rewatch 😂

  • @tannerbolen6486
    @tannerbolen6486 Год назад +3

    Ohhh gbln back with an oldie game and great new story bangers lol Broo billl back at it been missing this character his story's sound like a wii npc game play 😂

  • @joeypatrick6170
    @joeypatrick6170 Год назад +6

    Epic timing Gobby, firing up the rig as we speak. 🤝

  • @paigeclark91
    @paigeclark91 Месяц назад +1

    Guy let us throw parties smoke blunts in Taco Bell people in the drive through would be sketched out until they seen how we would hook them up lol good times like 2005

  • @Dd-fr6vc
    @Dd-fr6vc Год назад +6

    I was scared he would run out of story's but for the next 5 years there will probably be an old story every month because the statute of limitations has expired

  • @nitbits
    @nitbits Год назад +3

    U know its a hoot and a holler when hes playing golf game AND he had to wait for the statute of limitations

  • @ashlynnPhillips-n6u
    @ashlynnPhillips-n6u 2 месяца назад +1

    I can confirm that it’s always the local small town pizza joints , I currently work at one let me explain my manager is 25 and is getting w my 18 year old co worker, my other manager is my plug for alc and carts AND we hit the cart IN THE BACK lmao

  • @Ethan-kf5kt
    @Ethan-kf5kt Год назад +4

    WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE AFTERNOON WITH THIS ONE

  • @acballer
    @acballer Год назад +3

    The statute of limitations is like the staple of this channel lmfao

  • @kontrast4361
    @kontrast4361 Год назад +1

    Everytime i see a goblin video before i press play i think "This is a gonna be a banger, a real hoot and a holler" 😂

  • @triarchproductions1610
    @triarchproductions1610 Год назад +2

    Just in time to go to sleep 💤 immaculate timing Gob

  • @KidCypherTV
    @KidCypherTV Год назад +8

    you know its good when goblin is playing golf

  • @joelrichardson11
    @joelrichardson11 Месяц назад +2

    There should be a tv channel like lifetime that plays out shit like this. Id watch that shit lol

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 Год назад

    It’s been a few days since I heard a good banger from our boy Goblin. This just popped up in my 📱 iPhone’s list. Got my copy of Fist of the North Star soundtrack playing in the background while listening to this. A real hoot and a holler

  • @ChronicD420
    @ChronicD420 Год назад +1

    This is why I check the channel every few days 😁

  • @willyams999
    @willyams999 3 месяца назад

    i work at a pizza place & the more you describe it the more im convinced your talking about the place i work at

  • @JXRDXNTYB
    @JXRDXNTYB Год назад +1

    goblin ALWAYS with the perfect timing yo, j was about to light my piece

  • @TheLonelyProphet
    @TheLonelyProphet Год назад +1

    statue of limitations era of goblin. A true hoot and holler

  • @petergriffin680
    @petergriffin680 Год назад

    Always nice getting to listen to another goblin hoot

  • @TUK_ACE
    @TUK_ACE Год назад +1

    "That is not longer Retail Theft" im crying rn 10:35

  • @dominickflores3828
    @dominickflores3828 Год назад +2

    absolutley, unequivocally, without a doubt, the most irreproachable timing goblin vid

  • @HunnyBadgerYT
    @HunnyBadgerYT Год назад +1

    Golf is a anger inducing game but it’s always a hoot and a holler when gob plays golf

  • @camdromeda2816
    @camdromeda2816 Год назад

    Wow Goblin! Another BANGER!!!!! I love you!!!!!!

  • @-Zperco
    @-Zperco Год назад +1

    Depressed drug usage starts at 11 personally

    • @-Zperco
      @-Zperco Год назад

      Drug usage for fun also starts at 11 years old but that’s in england

  • @acanofswanuniversalgasligh9717
    @acanofswanuniversalgasligh9717 Год назад +1

    Possibly the most goblin title I’ve ever seen😭

  • @michaelrips
    @michaelrips Год назад +1

    I love to hear one of the most illegal hoots and hollers already know it’s going to be a banger 😂

  • @LLJWLLLP999
    @LLJWLLLP999 Год назад +6

    I use ta be able to order basically ant drugs that i wanted by calling my local Pizza Hut and ordering very specific things lol those were the fucking days man

  • @K3TA9
    @K3TA9 2 месяца назад +1

    i wonder how many stories gobs sitting on waiting for the statue of limitations to expire

  • @YoBro-sk3jz
    @YoBro-sk3jz Год назад

    These videos make me happy thank you goblin😊

  • @NoahBiss
    @NoahBiss Год назад +3

    I am genuinely impressed he pulls so much fake story's out his ass its impressive you gotta give him that

  • @coleingraham8540
    @coleingraham8540 Год назад

    Love it when goblin comes back with a hoot and a hollar.

  • @nicholas_laughman571
    @nicholas_laughman571 8 месяцев назад

    “I was the problem with society in high school” had me rolling lmfao

  • @0fficial.Dominick
    @0fficial.Dominick Год назад +2

    "the depressed drug use only starts in your twenties". that's cap. I'm only 17 and I've been using since I was 10

  • @yung829
    @yung829 Год назад +1

    Been watching for years this is a banger thanks for the good video😂😂

  • @chitothe1
    @chitothe1 Год назад +1

    Hey guys just want to say I’m going to county today . I’ll be back new years . Can’t wait to come back to more goblin videos

  • @thanes92
    @thanes92 7 месяцев назад +1

    As an ex employee, there’s no doubt that’s its Pizza Hut lmfao

    • @okamixp8416
      @okamixp8416 6 месяцев назад

      Ong at my pizza hut we used to get lit too

  • @shaggysstonedagain1218
    @shaggysstonedagain1218 Год назад +2

    At first i though gobby slipped up with the pizza place name when he said bill picked him up and they were on there way to "micheals". If ur from the chicago area u know most of micheals pizzas are shitholes run by highschoolers haha

  • @BigPercNowitzki
    @BigPercNowitzki 8 месяцев назад

    This is one of gobs best I swear😂

  • @fourior
    @fourior Год назад

    spliff already in hand and this elite hoot/holler appears, impeccable timing

  • @worlore1651
    @worlore1651 11 месяцев назад +1

    They don’t call it pizza joint for no reason

  • @jakeyboi8679
    @jakeyboi8679 Год назад

    Dude I was looking to watch a banger vid but I didn't know I'd get a brand new goblin video😩😩😩

  • @rogue_xbl7561
    @rogue_xbl7561 Год назад +1

    13:30 as a 17yr old in high school.. depressed drug use will NOT start that late

  • @Noxiy999
    @Noxiy999 Год назад

    Goblin videos always come in clutch.

  • @s1imeball
    @s1imeball Год назад +1

    “statue of limitations”

  • @TorinMizenko
    @TorinMizenko Год назад

    Bro your storytelling just gets better and better.

  • @oKazma
    @oKazma Год назад

    The ‘bye-bye’ got me😂

  • @morgananderson5058
    @morgananderson5058 11 месяцев назад

    Goddamn I just love goblin’s vids like mmm yes please tell me another story

  • @mgcgamesz6002
    @mgcgamesz6002 Год назад

    That fentanyl joke is gonna come back and bite u🤣

  • @biggiecheese1802
    @biggiecheese1802 Год назад

    been having a bad day GOBLIN ALWAYS COMES THU WITH A VID

  • @buggywuggy0
    @buggywuggy0 Год назад

    AMAZING TIMING GOBBY!!!!!

  • @friedmyoreos9923
    @friedmyoreos9923 Год назад

    You already already this is gonna be a real hoot and a holler

  • @poke_zach
    @poke_zach 8 месяцев назад

    “ I did the loud challenge and got chased out” 😂😂😂😂

  • @xxslinko
    @xxslinko Год назад +2

    i’m so fried and watching this gameplay got me dyin bro

  • @Dimsummmmm
    @Dimsummmmm Год назад +1

    4:36 goblin you’re funny af 😂😂

  • @beerskiproductions3868
    @beerskiproductions3868 Год назад

    Idk why he be giving himself a hard time on the gaming footage it's still decent man, drunk af rn man have a good night

  • @icanseeyou3418
    @icanseeyou3418 Год назад +1

    Damn that one was a straight up hoot and a holla

  • @Shiesty9168
    @Shiesty9168 10 месяцев назад

    I wonder if bill got his last paycheck after he finessed the store?😂😂😂

  • @blakeabercrombie9011
    @blakeabercrombie9011 Год назад +1

    goblin posted time for the mandatory cart rip

    • @yung829
      @yung829 Год назад

      Exactly what I had to do too dude 😂

  • @KatyaMilenka-gj2fk
    @KatyaMilenka-gj2fk 7 месяцев назад

    You know it's a good goblin vid when the statute of limitations has to expire and he uses the golf game for his gameplay

  • @xzomnia
    @xzomnia Год назад

    LETS GOOO , goated timing as usual

  • @PhoenixsWorldVideos
    @PhoenixsWorldVideos Год назад +1

    one of the best told storys youve ever done i reckon. banger as fuckkk

  • @FeloniousSKUNK
    @FeloniousSKUNK Год назад

    For all of you, wondering, when he says he was smoking mid, in the early 2000s before the Zaza hit the scene, you had schwag, you had corn, and you had homegrown, and if you could get the homegrown from the hippies from Cali, or Oregon, maybe even Colorado, you were good to go.

  • @greedyk
    @greedyk Год назад

    Goblin aint no way you forgot how essential the golf games were to story time you played these often ASF back then