Another classic Goblin BANGER! Careful with your pills, kids. As an opiate addict, those pills can cause a lot of pain despite the pleasure they bring.
thanks for advocating for people in this situation, I recommend kratom to anyone struggling with opiate addiction. Its not perfect but its certainly wont ruin your life as quickly (it still can if you abuse it )
i can agree as well, opiates is a dangerous road to go down guys. Please be careful if you’re already doing them and if you’re curious please don’t try it out. You’ll thank me later!
Dude I don't know how you remember all these stories in such detail. I can relate to so many of them and honestly have a ton of similar stories... Listening to you brings back so many memories but I can only vaguely remember small bits of all the situations. I grew up outside of Milwaukee and we were always up to the same exact shit.
@@JohnSmith-xj7ui Yeah, and more than likely makes a bit of shit up as he goes, whether its intentional or not. Lots of things get warped or "lost in translation" over the years.
he makes up 90% of it as he goes. you can even hear him laughing at sosme of the shit he comes up with a lot in his older vvideos. its improvisational comedy see it as that
@@befferyjeffereyyeah I think you’re right I noticed a few inconsistencies within some videos where he tells a story different. I could make up stories too.
You know it’s a hoot when the golf gameplay is abysmal. Yo who else remembers the moments of golf gamer rage when he would just jerk his mouse around on full sensitivity 😂
Missed these golf with your friends gameplays, something special about them that always tells me shit's gonna get crazy. A true, true hoot and a holler
Hey man this has nothing to do with the video. You’re just inspirational, which I know you find hilarious from the stories you tell, I’d bet; but it’s more of the fact how you’re relentlessly, goblin. Since I’ve been watching you at 14, I’ve developed a lot, and you’ve also said in a video that you’ve been very self conscious from a young age, and same here. I live in utah and even though there’s not much drugs you have helped me abstain from them. I don’t think of you negatively like all the other POS’s trying to find reasons why they’re better than others, I just see that, you’re just like me trying to figure shit out and that’s what’s kind of goated about this channel. Didn’t realize it but I have been growing with you and a lot of your lessons have become my lessons because of your story story telling ability being able to make it so, it’s actually graspable. You’re my favorite weed tuber, probably RUclipsr because of how real you keep it. I think Erick and Yola are cool, but you’re the best of the three. Funniest, smartest, most genuine, I mean idk the ways you’ve wronged people but we’re all human and I’m sure a person who thinks like you had his reasons regardless. Keep your shit up you actually impact lives. Wouldn’t say you changed mine to keep it real but you make me feel like I’m not crazy since I live around all these picture perfect Mormons who talk shit behind my back for just smoking. Even when I have better grades and outperform in sports I’m known for my weed rather than that I mean it’s gas but fuck. Anyways idk this is kinda wack in a way but, hey think you should know
That’s dope brotha. Keep doin you my guy. You seem like you’re heading in the right direction. If you’re taking care of your responsibilities & gettin good grads f*ck what everyone else has to say. Stay happy my guy. It’s always good to hear people in a positive light especially encouraging others.
I was the antisocial depressed drug user in high school. I'm sober now at 22 but for years I barely spoke at all and spent all my time on xans and opioids. my one good friend at school got expelled for getting caught with percs so after that it was even worse. life was fucked back then tbh. when overdosing at 17 and waking up in the hospital becomes a common thing that you're used to you're probably not in a good place.
I got alcohol poisoning at 14, came home from hospital pulling off a story about how it was my first time. Two weeks later after my mom let me out for a few hours, here i was blackout drunk and completely soaked as i fell asleep in the river. Fun memories, not fun times.
I can tell that Goblin never worked food service lol, "Some random steel table, who knows what it's for". It's a food prep table my guy. Easy to clean and sanitize if it's stainless steel.
id be honored if you gave my channel a chance im still fucked up too so im gonna be telling wild stories that are happening somewhat frequently as well 💊🎅👄
8:45 you mean high school children. We had this one dude who was in his 30's trying to hang out in our school with his 14 yo girlfriend... And 3 girls whose prom dates were literally older than their dad's...
Ohhh gbln back with an oldie game and great new story bangers lol Broo billl back at it been missing this character his story's sound like a wii npc game play 😂
Guy let us throw parties smoke blunts in Taco Bell people in the drive through would be sketched out until they seen how we would hook them up lol good times like 2005
I was scared he would run out of story's but for the next 5 years there will probably be an old story every month because the statute of limitations has expired
I can confirm that it’s always the local small town pizza joints , I currently work at one let me explain my manager is 25 and is getting w my 18 year old co worker, my other manager is my plug for alc and carts AND we hit the cart IN THE BACK lmao
It’s been a few days since I heard a good banger from our boy Goblin. This just popped up in my 📱 iPhone’s list. Got my copy of Fist of the North Star soundtrack playing in the background while listening to this. A real hoot and a holler
I use ta be able to order basically ant drugs that i wanted by calling my local Pizza Hut and ordering very specific things lol those were the fucking days man
At first i though gobby slipped up with the pizza place name when he said bill picked him up and they were on there way to "micheals". If ur from the chicago area u know most of micheals pizzas are shitholes run by highschoolers haha
For all of you, wondering, when he says he was smoking mid, in the early 2000s before the Zaza hit the scene, you had schwag, you had corn, and you had homegrown, and if you could get the homegrown from the hippies from Cali, or Oregon, maybe even Colorado, you were good to go.
You know it’s good when statute of limitations has to expire first
😂😂😂😂
Fr, gonna be a banger.
It was, well worth the watch
Lmao he says “statue of limitations”
Facts
No for reallll 🤣🤣
12:48 the rage when the golf ball fell off was so funny 😭 had to rewind and pay attention to the gameplay
Goofy ahh rage
Another classic Goblin BANGER! Careful with your pills, kids. As an opiate addict, those pills can cause a lot of pain despite the pleasure they bring.
thanks for advocating for people in this situation, I recommend kratom to anyone struggling with opiate addiction. Its not perfect but its certainly wont ruin your life as quickly (it still can if you abuse it )
Just hit 2 weeks no oxy going strong into the new year🤞🏼🤞🏼
@@xxxscumbagxxx8089 keep going gang!!!
@@xxxscumbagxxx8089💪💪
i can agree as well, opiates is a dangerous road to go down guys. Please be careful if you’re already doing them and if you’re curious please don’t try it out. You’ll thank me later!
Dude I don't know how you remember all these stories in such detail. I can relate to so many of them and honestly have a ton of similar stories... Listening to you brings back so many memories but I can only vaguely remember small bits of all the situations. I grew up outside of Milwaukee and we were always up to the same exact shit.
he probably asks the people in the video what they remember so he can tell it in better detail
@@JohnSmith-xj7ui Yeah, and more than likely makes a bit of shit up as he goes, whether its intentional or not. Lots of things get warped or "lost in translation" over the years.
he makes up 90% of it as he goes. you can even hear him laughing at sosme of the shit he comes up with a lot in his older vvideos. its improvisational comedy see it as that
I’m sure a lot of the videos aren’t real stories
@@befferyjeffereyyeah I think you’re right I noticed a few inconsistencies within some videos where he tells a story different. I could make up stories too.
Absolutely excruciating gameplay as promised
Ik. The gameplay hurt to watch lmfao
Sounds like a M.o.d. pizza 😂😂😂 i worked at one and it was exactly as you described. They had a dab rig in the fridge lol...
This story was an absolute hoot, but the gameplay was actually causing me some stress. The things gobby does for us.
Yea if it were me, that footage would’ve stayed in the archives 😅
Snorting hydro 5s full of Tylenol and filler is crazy no wonder he was the type 2 rob a store bro is insane 🤣
right lmao better chance of a tylenol od than getting high. can’t even snort ox anymore cuz the fillers
@@Ken-ko1qzwhat do you mean the filler? Oxy has always had filler nothing has changed
@@Ken-ko1qzhow old r u?
@@Ken-ko1qz yo how old r u? Fix ur life gang
You know it’s a hoot when the golf gameplay is abysmal.
Yo who else remembers the moments of golf gamer rage when he would just jerk his mouse around on full sensitivity 😂
Wild!! Did you guys know in Canada there is no such thing as statue of limitations. You get time for crimes 20+ years ago. Win for Goblin!
Missed these golf with your friends gameplays, something special about them that always tells me shit's gonna get crazy. A true, true hoot and a holler
You know it's a hoot and a holler when he's playing golf
Goblin , never stop these stories , this one is a hoot and a holler for shure , i always enjoy these
After losing on bad bets all day a goblin video is the best way to end it
What you bet on bro 🤣
Could be worse bro, at least you're not newly unemployed and homeless like me.
@@kaminsod4077could be worse, at least you’re not bitching and moaning about your position to a stranger on the internet!
Keep gambling do not stop you are so close to winning big
its ok just dont be the part of the 99%
1:59 This gotta be jets pizza. I showed up high all the time and all of my coworkers were on something too
You know it’s a banger when Goblin plays golf
Not his normal golf game though. This one looked terrible to play.
Hey man this has nothing to do with the video. You’re just inspirational, which I know you find hilarious from the stories you tell, I’d bet; but it’s more of the fact how you’re relentlessly, goblin.
Since I’ve been watching you at 14, I’ve developed a lot, and you’ve also said in a video that you’ve been very self conscious from a young age, and same here. I live in utah and even though there’s not much drugs you have helped me abstain from them. I don’t think of you negatively like all the other POS’s trying to find reasons why they’re better than others, I just see that, you’re just like me trying to figure shit out and that’s what’s kind of goated about this channel.
Didn’t realize it but I have been growing with you and a lot of your lessons have become my lessons because of your story story telling ability being able to make it so, it’s actually graspable.
You’re my favorite weed tuber, probably RUclipsr because of how real you keep it. I think Erick and Yola are cool, but you’re the best of the three. Funniest, smartest, most genuine, I mean idk the ways you’ve wronged people but we’re all human and I’m sure a person who thinks like you had his reasons regardless.
Keep your shit up you actually impact lives. Wouldn’t say you changed mine to keep it real but you make me feel like I’m not crazy since I live around all these picture perfect Mormons who talk shit behind my back for just smoking. Even when I have better grades and outperform in sports I’m known for my weed rather than that
I mean it’s gas but fuck.
Anyways idk this is kinda wack in a way but, hey think you should know
That’s dope brotha. Keep doin you my guy. You seem like you’re heading in the right direction. If you’re taking care of your responsibilities & gettin good grads f*ck what everyone else has to say. Stay happy my guy. It’s always good to hear people in a positive light especially encouraging others.
As someone who worked at a Papa Johns for a year. This is the most accurate description of the work environment.
I was the antisocial depressed drug user in high school. I'm sober now at 22 but for years I barely spoke at all and spent all my time on xans and opioids. my one good friend at school got expelled for getting caught with percs so after that it was even worse. life was fucked back then tbh. when overdosing at 17 and waking up in the hospital becomes a common thing that you're used to you're probably not in a good place.
I got alcohol poisoning at 14, came home from hospital pulling off a story about how it was my first time. Two weeks later after my mom let me out for a few hours, here i was blackout drunk and completely soaked as i fell asleep in the river. Fun memories, not fun times.
Goblin always comes in clutch posting at the perfect time
I can tell that Goblin never worked food service lol, "Some random steel table, who knows what it's for". It's a food prep table my guy. Easy to clean and sanitize if it's stainless steel.
If you ain’t scoring a script or getting them from someone w their name on the bottle don’t try pills 😂 take this from an addict
id be honored if you gave my channel a chance im still fucked up too so im gonna be telling wild stories that are happening somewhat frequently as well 💊🎅👄
11:25 I’ve never heard goblins voice like this before 😭😭
Immaculate timing as always! Was just watching a gob video and this noti hit right when it ended 🙂 love u gob ♥️☮️
Why is it that when people get the highest they’ve been in a month a goblin episode shows up 😂 thank you goblin for blessing us with your stories
😂same
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Minigolf brings the most banger stories in Goblin’s arsenal, this is amazing.
bruh i love when you play golf over your story times- reminds me of good memories
"Grow up a little bit and get you some fentanyl" 😂😂 sords frok a true OG
15:41 “ we in traffic wid it “😂😂🚦
Figured this was a classic and saw it was uploaded 2 mins ago. What a hoot. What a holler
"today we're coming in with a banger of a video" Title: robbing a store for opiates
8:45 you mean high school children. We had this one dude who was in his 30's trying to hang out in our school with his 14 yo girlfriend... And 3 girls whose prom dates were literally older than their dad's...
RUclips been ass for the recommendations,nun to smoke to fr ,but goblin popped up i knew this was gonna be a hoot and a holler and settled down
I’m watching this in a psyche ward on suicide watch on a I pad
😂😂
True hoot and a hollar when you gotta let the statute of limitations pass
floating off the roxies, gob uploads an opiate video. Impeccable timing
seek help g
seek help g
seek help g
Keep going G
@@flixxxxxxxx fiend foo
wow this one is a banger so glad you got so many storys gobby thats why ur the goat
Just smoked a doobie of bublegum popers after not smoking for 3 week 😂 thanks for the upload i might pass out and have to rewatch 😂
Loool
Ohhh gbln back with an oldie game and great new story bangers lol Broo billl back at it been missing this character his story's sound like a wii npc game play 😂
Epic timing Gobby, firing up the rig as we speak. 🤝
Guy let us throw parties smoke blunts in Taco Bell people in the drive through would be sketched out until they seen how we would hook them up lol good times like 2005
I was scared he would run out of story's but for the next 5 years there will probably be an old story every month because the statute of limitations has expired
U know its a hoot and a holler when hes playing golf game AND he had to wait for the statute of limitations
I can confirm that it’s always the local small town pizza joints , I currently work at one let me explain my manager is 25 and is getting w my 18 year old co worker, my other manager is my plug for alc and carts AND we hit the cart IN THE BACK lmao
WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE AFTERNOON WITH THIS ONE
The statute of limitations is like the staple of this channel lmfao
Everytime i see a goblin video before i press play i think "This is a gonna be a banger, a real hoot and a holler" 😂
Just in time to go to sleep 💤 immaculate timing Gob
you know its good when goblin is playing golf
There should be a tv channel like lifetime that plays out shit like this. Id watch that shit lol
It’s been a few days since I heard a good banger from our boy Goblin. This just popped up in my 📱 iPhone’s list. Got my copy of Fist of the North Star soundtrack playing in the background while listening to this. A real hoot and a holler
This is why I check the channel every few days 😁
i work at a pizza place & the more you describe it the more im convinced your talking about the place i work at
goblin ALWAYS with the perfect timing yo, j was about to light my piece
statue of limitations era of goblin. A true hoot and holler
Always nice getting to listen to another goblin hoot
"That is not longer Retail Theft" im crying rn 10:35
absolutley, unequivocally, without a doubt, the most irreproachable timing goblin vid
Golf is a anger inducing game but it’s always a hoot and a holler when gob plays golf
Wow Goblin! Another BANGER!!!!! I love you!!!!!!
Depressed drug usage starts at 11 personally
Drug usage for fun also starts at 11 years old but that’s in england
Possibly the most goblin title I’ve ever seen😭
I love to hear one of the most illegal hoots and hollers already know it’s going to be a banger 😂
I use ta be able to order basically ant drugs that i wanted by calling my local Pizza Hut and ordering very specific things lol those were the fucking days man
i wonder how many stories gobs sitting on waiting for the statue of limitations to expire
These videos make me happy thank you goblin😊
I am genuinely impressed he pulls so much fake story's out his ass its impressive you gotta give him that
Love it when goblin comes back with a hoot and a hollar.
“I was the problem with society in high school” had me rolling lmfao
"the depressed drug use only starts in your twenties". that's cap. I'm only 17 and I've been using since I was 10
Get some help brother man
Been watching for years this is a banger thanks for the good video😂😂
Hey guys just want to say I’m going to county today . I’ll be back new years . Can’t wait to come back to more goblin videos
As an ex employee, there’s no doubt that’s its Pizza Hut lmfao
Ong at my pizza hut we used to get lit too
At first i though gobby slipped up with the pizza place name when he said bill picked him up and they were on there way to "micheals". If ur from the chicago area u know most of micheals pizzas are shitholes run by highschoolers haha
This is one of gobs best I swear😂
spliff already in hand and this elite hoot/holler appears, impeccable timing
They don’t call it pizza joint for no reason
Dude I was looking to watch a banger vid but I didn't know I'd get a brand new goblin video😩😩😩
13:30 as a 17yr old in high school.. depressed drug use will NOT start that late
Goblin videos always come in clutch.
“statue of limitations”
Bro your storytelling just gets better and better.
The ‘bye-bye’ got me😂
Goddamn I just love goblin’s vids like mmm yes please tell me another story
That fentanyl joke is gonna come back and bite u🤣
been having a bad day GOBLIN ALWAYS COMES THU WITH A VID
AMAZING TIMING GOBBY!!!!!
You already already this is gonna be a real hoot and a holler
“ I did the loud challenge and got chased out” 😂😂😂😂
i’m so fried and watching this gameplay got me dyin bro
4:36 goblin you’re funny af 😂😂
Idk why he be giving himself a hard time on the gaming footage it's still decent man, drunk af rn man have a good night
Damn that one was a straight up hoot and a holla
I wonder if bill got his last paycheck after he finessed the store?😂😂😂
goblin posted time for the mandatory cart rip
Exactly what I had to do too dude 😂
You know it's a good goblin vid when the statute of limitations has to expire and he uses the golf game for his gameplay
LETS GOOO , goated timing as usual
one of the best told storys youve ever done i reckon. banger as fuckkk
For all of you, wondering, when he says he was smoking mid, in the early 2000s before the Zaza hit the scene, you had schwag, you had corn, and you had homegrown, and if you could get the homegrown from the hippies from Cali, or Oregon, maybe even Colorado, you were good to go.
Goblin aint no way you forgot how essential the golf games were to story time you played these often ASF back then