We Battled Over Our Top Disney DILFs ft. Joyce Louis-Jean • Top 5 Beatdown

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @watcher
    @watcher  Год назад +297

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    • @Ellisonave
      @Ellisonave Год назад +8

      Yeah you need it after this vid gets nerfed by yt age restrictions 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jinwujuju6809
      @jinwujuju6809 Год назад +3

      Ryan, how do you feel being in a Marvel Movie?

    • @blackscreenstories3704
      @blackscreenstories3704 Год назад +1

      Your imagination has not truly explored its vast depths until you picture Ryan getting fhucked into the dirt by a cartoon lion....dust flyin alll around 🏆🏅🤣

    • @JamesOfficial18
      @JamesOfficial18 Год назад +2

      Is there anyway to get a Jersey Devil hunt/investigation? I’ve seen the beast

    • @eriane7138
      @eriane7138 Год назад

      When wpuld be the next Ghost files :(

  • @colbycoles6983
    @colbycoles6983 Год назад +7594

    I love how Joyce apologized that her #5 was dead and then proceeded to reveal her #4 and #3, who are also dead.

    • @anitaroom
      @anitaroom Год назад +250

      Classic Disney Dads

    • @servivo4741
      @servivo4741 Год назад +1

      its either dead mom, or dead dad
      ya cant have none, but you sure as hell can have both

    • @angrysaltycroutan3262
      @angrysaltycroutan3262 Год назад +95

      Well, Disney movies have to have at least one dead parent, so it's only natural that some of them would be dead.

    • @ohjennasaidquoi
      @ohjennasaidquoi Год назад +28

      "I don't have daddy issues" ...dead dads

    • @MeonLights
      @MeonLights Год назад +22

      In her defense, there aren't that many Disney Dads that survive...

  • @himesilva
    @himesilva Год назад +6982

    Shane's face after saying "does that get your pum pum going" in Goofy's voice is the first time I've ever seen him look embarrassed about anything 🤣

    • @allisisofo8366
      @allisisofo8366 Год назад +281

      I WAS CRYING AT THAT PART

    • @amybegstodiffer
      @amybegstodiffer Год назад +328

      Literally have never seen him get embarrassed I'm still crying

    • @lilli1855
      @lilli1855 Год назад +284

      timestamp is 17:34 for personal reasons

    • @ecargxmik
      @ecargxmik Год назад +194

      Joyce's "I think I need to leave..." was exactly me

    • @cael_aj
      @cael_aj Год назад +75

      But wow, I'm so glad he said it 😂

  • @slaughter-water
    @slaughter-water Год назад +10130

    Shane doing that Goofy impression and then immediately regretting it because of how spot on it was is by far the funniest part of this video

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Год назад +156

      Do a public service Watcher release the gif

    • @kogumasmommy
      @kogumasmommy Год назад +296

      It was like he unknowingly discovered that Goofy was haunting him

    • @demimoore2345
      @demimoore2345 Год назад +7

      😂😂

    • @BurningheartofSILVER
      @BurningheartofSILVER Год назад +63

      This entire video is by far the funniest part of this video

    • @bubblykoi
      @bubblykoi Год назад +23

      oh my gosh I just love shane so much

  • @iveyburch7386
    @iveyburch7386 Год назад +3153

    Joyce’s flabbergasted face after Ryan’s “Scar…. Brother…. F*** me” cracked me up omg 😂

    • @leaf1516
      @leaf1516 Год назад +22

      TIMESTAMP PLEASE

    • @iveyburch7386
      @iveyburch7386 Год назад +54

      @@leaf1516​man I didn’t even think to leave that!! Here you go fam: 7:26

    • @leaf1516
      @leaf1516 Год назад +20

      @@iveyburch7386 thank you ivey out here doin the lords work

    • @TryinaD
      @TryinaD Год назад +13

      This be some ao3 shit YO

  • @emilyleathers5032
    @emilyleathers5032 Год назад +1851

    THE WAY NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGED RYAN SAYING “gotta let that octopussy breath” KFJSOWKWO

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      @con_tactWatcher_2 Год назад

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    • @bhargavipba
      @bhargavipba Год назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @koko-gc2bz
    @koko-gc2bz Год назад +3072

    the "DOES THAT GET YOUR PUM PUM GOING" in goofy voice was too powerful, i can't breathe 😭😭

  • @ameliajorn6549
    @ameliajorn6549 Год назад +3219

    shane shouting "RYAN YOU BETTER LET HIM FUCK YOU INTO THE DIRT" had me nearly choking on my own coffee as bad as ryan earlier

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain Год назад +19

      @@redbullandspiteand then he’d leave his tied up as payback for what he did/didn’t do with the hologram.

    • @vengences21zurio25
      @vengences21zurio25 Год назад +28

      Dude I was drinking a glass of mike and cookie when he said that and I almost saw god.

    • @thedespairpuppet
      @thedespairpuppet Год назад +24

      24:21

    • @moodymaud87
      @moodymaud87 Год назад +11

      I almost shot soda out of my nose and choked lmao

  • @emilyraggett1581
    @emilyraggett1581 Год назад +3933

    Shane saying he took into account his ‘pum pum energy’ when constructing his list had me ON THE FLOOR

    • @nyanturismo
      @nyanturismo Год назад +100

      dOeS tHaT gEt yOuR POOM-POOM gOiN?

    • @BiBye
      @BiBye Год назад +74

      Same - he and Joyce are a fucking riot together

    • @zaink.7243
      @zaink.7243 Год назад +36

      every guy needs to tap into their pum pum energy. look at the fun that comes with it lmao

    • @Yenni6565
      @Yenni6565 Год назад +18

      And then goes and puts Maurice as #1 😂

  • @sophiae9134
    @sophiae9134 Год назад +3537

    The fact that Pacha from the Emperors New Groove isn't on any of these lists is CRIMINAL.

    • @akihayakawaliker
      @akihayakawaliker Год назад +63

      NO LITERALLY.

    • @emmawhite1158
      @emmawhite1158 Год назад +28

      He’s a keeper for sure 😝

    • @tovemanka2125
      @tovemanka2125 Год назад +19

      omfg i forgot about him he would have to be my number 1

    • @cloudieo
      @cloudieo Год назад +21

      Pacha would litterly be in my top 3 hes so kind and such a good dad I love him so much

    • @earlgreyci
      @earlgreyci Год назад +6

      THANK YOU

  • @jraz1714
    @jraz1714 Год назад +1967

    Shane doing the goofy impersonation and then having to spend a whole minute coming to terms with what he just said as goofy is the highlight of my life

  • @emily_nova3938
    @emily_nova3938 Год назад +2002

    Ryan so judgemental about Bambi's Dad but has Marlen on his list. Bro throwing stones in glass houses

    • @biabiabruh
      @biabiabruh Год назад +27

      FORREALLL

    • @greenidgoddess5
      @greenidgoddess5 Год назад +40

      Out of all the lists, Marlin is the only one I disagree with 🤣

    • @Ddalgiichigo
      @Ddalgiichigo Год назад +10

      This comment sent me

  • @laurentracy6282
    @laurentracy6282 Год назад +3376

    Justice for Mulan's dad Fa Zhou. He loves the women in his life and he's a hard working farmer and veteran. When he's called upon to go to war at an old age he steps up despite an injury. Then when Mulan takes his place not only does he keep her secret but everyone in his village respects him enough to also keep her secret. When she finally makes it home and presents her father with gifts from the emperor to honor to Fa family he pushes them aside to embrace his daughter and let her know that the biggest honor of all is having her for a daughter ❤️ what a dilf 🐉

    • @mayavp
      @mayavp Год назад +52

      He makes my list!

    • @juliacamino6875
      @juliacamino6875 Год назад +25

      Amen to that

    • @hannabooklover
      @hannabooklover Год назад +84

      I'd never thought about what went on in the village after she left for the war. This is an interesting perspective

    • @mutedroar
      @mutedroar Год назад +10

      100%

    • @Nikkitty09
      @Nikkitty09 Год назад +13

      Omg yes!! I was waiting for him. Def my number one 😂

  • @Kenzaaa123
    @Kenzaaa123 Год назад +1970

    Shane looking so serious saying “break my back” really speaks to me on a spiritual level.

    • @dasalien.
      @dasalien. Год назад +67

      Rock ‘n roll buckaroo

    • @Savpost
      @Savpost Год назад +6

      He’s definitely heard Sarah talk about letting a cartoon character break her back one too many times

  • @smithscullyx
    @smithscullyx Год назад +2392

    Joyce looking at Bambii’s dad and ssying “that thing will mount you on a Tuesday afternoon” is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂

    • @mementomori0908
      @mementomori0908 Год назад +29

      Bambi's dad is hot

    • @InfiniTeaElk
      @InfiniTeaElk Год назад +35

      @@mementomori0908 even hotter in the sequel, when we get a good look at what kind of dad he is. Mm-mm! Great Prince of the Forest, hook me up!

    • @ToscaTee
      @ToscaTee Год назад +11

      The sequel is my favorite bambii movie solely because of the dad 😂

    • @glasscardproductions4736
      @glasscardproductions4736 Год назад +8

      As a furry, I can indeed confirm this beyond all the shadows of doubt.

  • @celeste_the_best
    @celeste_the_best Год назад +926

    My favourite thing about this episode is Shane and Ryan learning what pum pum means and then continuing to use it in conversation 😂😂

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  • @achu3p
    @achu3p Год назад +1063

    Ryan's "octopussy" usage went under the radar

    • @blahberrypancake
      @blahberrypancake Год назад +35

      I went to the comments hoping anyone else noticed. I died when he said that and then died again when nobody acknowledged it 😂

    • @scarlettbat
      @scarlettbat Год назад +25

      and he was so proud of it :( heart breaking

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 Год назад +1

      Omg you're right....I'm ashamed I missed it too!!

  • @izzyyyhill
    @izzyyyhill Год назад +1949

    when Shane said bambi dad i could've stood up and cheered. a disney DILF you would never recall on the day to day, but being reminded of him makes you go 'yes. DEER DADDY.' don't need to see the rest of the video Shane has won

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 Год назад +60

      Deer daddy is so funny thank you for the new thing to make me laugh randomly

    • @mortua_conjuga
      @mortua_conjuga Год назад +17

      i was already standing making a tea and i applauded. fucking applauded 😂😂

    • @BlueMoon3l3b
      @BlueMoon3l3b Год назад +8

      The fact that I agree with this so much concerns me 😅

    • @poppyonline4034
      @poppyonline4034 Год назад +11

      Yes! Ultimate stag dad

    • @theob6457
      @theob6457 Год назад +3

      100%

  • @artxlife7236
    @artxlife7236 Год назад +784

    how calmly and casually Joyce was like “it’s giving fear kink” 😂😂😂😂

  • @banbasafro
    @banbasafro Год назад +648

    joyce is one of my absolute favorite guests. every time she brings the absolute funniest energy

    • @banbasafro
      @banbasafro Год назад +16

      JOYCE WE KNOW UR A FELIX STAN

    • @boopsnoot163
      @boopsnoot163 11 месяцев назад

      Felix is who I IMMEDIATELY thought of 🤣🤣

  • @jaitazel
    @jaitazel Год назад +833

    7:04 Joyce saying she likes a deep voice and then Ryan Immediately deepening his voice is SO FUNNYY 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @kelbimckinley8042
    @kelbimckinley8042 Год назад +2158

    I was gonna be upset if Joyce wasn't the guest for this episode. So glad she's here

    • @blueblank8287
      @blueblank8287 Год назад

      You can’t get a better guest than Joyce for horny talk.

    • @applegal3058
      @applegal3058 Год назад +24

      She's hilarious, isn't she?!

    • @caitlynr7295
      @caitlynr7295 Год назад +25

      She's always SO funny and she was definitely the perfect guest for this episode lol

    • @MaryTorres-cb8pg
      @MaryTorres-cb8pg Год назад +1

      Same

    • @tcguerrero5476
      @tcguerrero5476 Год назад +5

      Joyce was the only guest I could hope for on this ep 🫡💅 in Joyce we trust

  • @BigBlueBirdGrrrrr
    @BigBlueBirdGrrrrr Год назад +727

    "A good finger blasting can blind you to anything" joyce only speaks the truth

  • @emilygallagher1947
    @emilygallagher1947 Год назад +993

    Me: Shane's list isn't very chaotic this time
    Shane: *reveals his number 1*
    Me: There it is.

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 Год назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @HS-lo8ex
      @HS-lo8ex Год назад +21

      Nonono Bambi’s dad is an insanely niche pick

  • @zoeroux4222
    @zoeroux4222 Год назад +825

    The fact that Fergus from Brave isn't in here. He has 4 children who all can be a handful, maintaining a great relationship with everyone in his family and going out of his way to connect with all of them. And when his wife turned into a bear? He tried to avenge her/protect Merida (he didn't know she was the bear). He helps the mom work through talking one on one with their daughter? A damn good dilf 🐻❤️

    • @earlgreyci
      @earlgreyci Год назад +25

      YOURE RIGHT AND IM SAD I FORGOT ABOUT HIM

    • @natalierivera8421
      @natalierivera8421 Год назад +28

      also he's a huge beefy hunk to top it all off so i agree wholeheartedly on this

    • @uglybetty8747
      @uglybetty8747 Год назад

      Exactly!

    • @lilyrose0116
      @lilyrose0116 Год назад +3

      I think it's because they can't include Pixar characters

    • @moomoof8720
      @moomoof8720 Год назад

      pixar not allowed on list

  • @Snarl_Marx
    @Snarl_Marx Год назад +204

    "A good finger blasting can blind you to anything."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @sharkie920
    @sharkie920 Год назад +985

    Ryan uttering the sentence “Mickey is getting Minnie all the time, I bet” took years off my life and stole peace from my home 😭

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Год назад +10

      Where’s the lie tho?

  • @M1ssLyss317
    @M1ssLyss317 Год назад +2203

    “SHE DIED OF THE PLAGUE?!?!” From Shane genuinely had me in tears 😂

  • @nicolepercival6966
    @nicolepercival6966 Год назад +1011

    I truly truly adore how supportive the boys are of Joyce's pum pum energy and don't shame her for it - LADS, TAKE NOTE!!!

  • @scarlettbat
    @scarlettbat Год назад +729

    underrated moment: joyce saying "maybe we'd fall in love. like in a fanfiction" yes, fanfiction DID invent falling in love, thank u for acknowledging it :) :) )

    • @ameliabumble292
      @ameliabumble292 Год назад +30

      I'm honestly going to be thinking about that line for the rest of my life probably

    • @CTHD13
      @CTHD13 9 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure she’s referring to having sloppy bathroom sex and that somehow leading to the love of your life. That’s the fan-fiction-specific thing. Lol

  • @laramie8115
    @laramie8115 Год назад +375

    “If you think i’m not gonna have a crab boil.. you’re mistaken” TOOK. ME. OUT.

  • @gaysara
    @gaysara Год назад +936

    Joyce is SUCH A FUN GUEST like PLEASE KEEP GETTING HER ON

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Год назад +19

      yeah keep bringing her to the beat zone

    • @Dessira00
      @Dessira00 Год назад +12

      100%❤

    • @la_arana_discoteca
      @la_arana_discoteca Год назад +17

      She might be my favorite.

    • @cloudieo
      @cloudieo Год назад +1

      Every time Joyce is a guest star i get so happy cause she makes me laugh so hard!

  • @T.Florenz
    @T.Florenz Год назад +941

    I love when Joyce hangs out with the guys! She's so quick and funny, and their back-and-forth is so natural. Great episode, absolute insanity.

  • @theburnfactory8599
    @theburnfactory8599 Год назад +551

    Some knowledge about daddy goof for the boys: in some old comic strips goofy DID have a wife, who canonically fell off a cliff and died at the Grand Canyon when goofy told her to step back a bit more while trying to take her picture. This information makes the scene at the Grand Canyon in a goofy movie hold more weight if you can infer it’s the place max’s mom died.

    • @moose1277
      @moose1277 Год назад +120

      WHAT that's so messed up lmao

    • @Wothi
      @Wothi Год назад +27

      Poor Goofy 🥺

    • @sarahhh7006
      @sarahhh7006 Год назад +81

      the gasp I gusped while reading this

    • @m.donez8
      @m.donez8 Год назад +61

      oh gawrsh

    • @eligeddes1808
      @eligeddes1808 Год назад +35

      Goofy killed his wife...?

  • @aval00
    @aval00 Год назад +323

    Okay, I've thought a lot about this.
    5. Tarzan's Dad (Human)- his arms
    4. Maurice- they covered it in the video
    3. Felix Madrigal- I feel like this needs no explanation
    2. Li Shang- he commands an army, those recruits are his children, this counts
    1. Aladdin's Dad- Changed my life as a child, he's been my number one since day one.
    Honorable mention to Mulan's dad, he was very close to making the list.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 Год назад +21

      I did not know that Aladdin's dad was alive! Thought he was an orphan. But obviously I never saw the sequel. Looked him up - heck yeah, he's hot! Don't know anything else about him, though, lol.

    • @maiavitale8458
      @maiavitale8458 Год назад +24

      Li Shang is a hottie but he ain’t a dad yet

    • @randomcloverr
      @randomcloverr Год назад +16

      nono but General Li Shang Sr. is legit a dad and has MAD dilf energy, like i cant be alone in this,, please give that fine ass man his dilf dues

    • @NoirValkyrie
      @NoirValkyrie Год назад +9

      Aladdin's dad. Thank you 👏🏿👏🏿 I was shocked no one mentioned it. Tarzan's dad too

    • @diannaherrera3768
      @diannaherrera3768 Год назад +10

      Putting respect on my man Cassim!(Aladdin's dad) I wish they had honorable mentions or something here for more characters. And I completely forgot about Tarzan's biological dad. He was suuuper fine and hardworking!❤❤

  • @annienunyabiz6627
    @annienunyabiz6627 Год назад +514

    Honestly, Belle's dad doesn't get enough respect. He raised his daughter to be smart, independent, and strong when in that era she should be the exact opposite so she could get a guy to care for her since she would have had no rights. He supported her turning down Gaston instead of trying to convince her to take the "best" choice in the village, was completely baffled that anyone thought his daughter was weird cause he supported her being herself, and you know he had to be doing something right to raise such a good, kind person.

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    • @CuteCuteJames
      @CuteCuteJames Год назад +24

      "Maurice, you're raving!"
      **CLUB MUSIC**

  • @corvidmorgue
    @corvidmorgue Год назад +469

    shane saying "DOES THAT GET YOUR PUM PUM GOING" in goofy's voice will haunt my dreams

  • @maggiejackson2160
    @maggiejackson2160 Год назад +902

    Ryan coming for Shane about Pongo being a dog and then furiously co-signing Joyce re: Goofy is honestly the kind of double-standard that I live for.

    • @poppyonline4034
      @poppyonline4034 Год назад +1

      I know I was rolling my eyes

    • @witchymyg9125
      @witchymyg9125 Год назад +3

      It not because Pongo is a dog. It's because Pongo is a dalmatian and Ryan knows Shane hates dalmatians.

  • @EurydiceAllAlong
    @EurydiceAllAlong Год назад +678

    Shane with Pongo is literally Dean Pelton going "This better not awaken anything in me"

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 Год назад +14

      Love that reference.

    • @rpurr
      @rpurr Год назад +6

      Yes exactly what I was thinking!!

    • @lilenwasnothere6867
      @lilenwasnothere6867 Год назад +16

      you could say that reference is... spot on

    • @Lizzy_boo72
      @Lizzy_boo72 Год назад +2

      Pongo voice though I at least understand it. Like he was like Tramp but cooler if that makes sense 😅

    • @missfuneralsong
      @missfuneralsong Год назад +5

      damn and shane is a community fan... it's all coming together

  • @l33sah
    @l33sah Год назад +235

    I squealed when Shane used "pum pum energy" properly. Kudos to Joyce for this gem, she always brings awesome energy.

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  • @raothon
    @raothon Год назад +830

    Joyce is attracted to good dads because she doesn't have daddy issues, I am attracted to good dads BECAUSE I have daddy issues. the dichotomy of daddy characters

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    • @diannaherrera3768
      @diannaherrera3768 Год назад +32

      Right? That's what im saying. People who have daddy issues would most likely be attracted to good dads!(its me, I'm people)

    • @winterkeptuswarm
      @winterkeptuswarm Год назад

      Being attracted to good dads is better than being attracted to bad dads!!

  • @cassandrahollow
    @cassandrahollow Год назад +514

    Joyce is a treasure she's so funny

  • @saltystephen5626
    @saltystephen5626 Год назад +366

    you guys are foul for posting this while im sitting in this quiet library trying to get my homework done and now im fighting for my life trying not to bust out laughing at "bambi dad"

  • @allij246
    @allij246 Год назад +326

    SHANE SAYING “PUM PUM” WITH THAT GOOFY ACCENT SENT ME OVER THE EDGE😂😭

  • @MrBangBat
    @MrBangBat Год назад +116

    "In the pantheon of Disney DILFs, he's a great looking corpse" fucking got me.

  • @Kenzaaa123
    @Kenzaaa123 Год назад +60

    I also want to say I really appreciate “that’s mr toad’s wild ride”. Ryan’s jokes are said so fast they don’t always get appreciated

  • @brookeam19
    @brookeam19 Год назад +790

    Truly the most sexually charged season of any show in watcher history and I’m here for it.

    • @rafansyed8420
      @rafansyed8420 Год назад +7

      not as much sex appeal as to many spirits

  • @natsinnett9751
    @natsinnett9751 Год назад +493

    Joyce has this absolutely immaculate vibe that brightens every video she's in! Please keep her around boys, she's a gem.

    • @camoumilecamoflage8875
      @camoumilecamoflage8875 Год назад +2

      I liked her too! agreed

    • @ATribeCalledJoyce
      @ATribeCalledJoyce Год назад +2

      @@LiamSFG405 lol I can only be myself but if I offended you in any way I apologise ❤️

    • @ATribeCalledJoyce
      @ATribeCalledJoyce Год назад +3

      Thank you boo ❤️

    • @ATribeCalledJoyce
      @ATribeCalledJoyce Год назад +2

      @@LiamSFG405 since it’s not scripted all and I don’t really make up jokes ahead of time. I’m not really sure what I can do. I’m not a comedian at all so it’s really who I am. That’s totally fine if you don’t find me funny. Predictable and annoying just seems harsh

  • @mwoodward1240
    @mwoodward1240 Год назад +376

    This episode absolutely WAS cursed -- and I NEVER laughed so hard because of it! All those cuts were just so perfect.

    • @miat1327
      @miat1327 Год назад

      Absolute chaos 😂

  • @lilystanleylowe
    @lilystanleylowe Год назад +163

    In a perfect world, Shane saying "does that get your pum pum going" in Goofy's voice would be my ringtone.

    • @polecatpaws
      @polecatpaws Год назад +4

      Please, please make that your ringtone 😭

    • @jajajasputin8927
      @jajajasputin8927 10 месяцев назад +2

      It can be your perfect world right here

  • @user-sl3xr3oo8d
    @user-sl3xr3oo8d Год назад +87

    Joyce needs to be a regular on watcher!!! I love her too much and her chemistry with ryan and shane is UNMATCHED

  • @bustedkeaton
    @bustedkeaton Год назад +915

    You guys know we love the homoerotic ranking lists

  • @T.Florenz
    @T.Florenz Год назад +258

    After much deliberation, I've decided that my top 5 Disney DILFs are:
    5. Chief Powhatan (Pocahontas). Great voice, fit as hell, bone structure to die for, caring dad, powerful leader. Any day, any time.
    4. Thomas O’Malley (Aristocats). The guy exuded unmatched DTF energy while still keeping it classy for the kids. Smart, connected to his community, good with kids AND smooth as hell? Alright.
    3. Tramp (Lady and the Tramp). Okay. Listen. Disney got all of us mixed up with the anthropomorphic animal characters BUT YOU KNOW Tramp would be fun and caring and adventurous. Bad boy with a heart of gold? And you /know/ in that dog world he's hot as hell. We all know.
    2. Roger (101 Dalmations). In this movie, those dogs are people even if they're not humans, and that makes Roger the puppies' adoptive 2nd dad (respect to Pongo as Dad Number One). And Roger is THRILLED to have 99 baby dogs to take care of! He's got a great sense of humor, he's a skilled musician, he's responsible, he's got a GREAT nose, and he loves animals. Also has one of the top meet-cutes in Disney history, palpable sexual tension, 10/10 would be down to rail you and then go walk all one hundred and one dogs.
    And then my number one Disney DILF, who jumped to mind instantly when I saw the title of this video:
    1. Tarzan's Dead Dad (Tarzan). From the moment I laid my eyes on that bleak cold open, I knew for a fact that Tarzan's parents were smokin'. Sucks this guy is dead because otherwise he could MURDER ME. Don't know what it is about his character design that rings my bell, but damn. In the first 60 seconds of the movie we get to see him leap out of a burning ship into the sea and emerge Soaking Wet (chef's kiss). We get to see him being brave, tender, vulnerable, resourceful, strong, and optimistic. He takes the lemons life gave him and makes a BALLER TREE HOUSE. Rest in peace Tarzan's Dead Dad, you will be in my heart (and my "beat zone").
    Edit: My honorable mention for DILF from a Disney property goes to a father figure rather than an actual father. My sexual awakening and the reason I always wanted a buzz cut and padawan braid: Obi-Wan Kenobi. If I thought he was hot as a young punk unexpectedly taking care of a 9 year old orphan - and then hotter as a Ginger Jesus and beleaguered legal guardian - well, he was at his absolute peak pum pum vibration as a grimy, devastated, terrified mess who couldn't stop his heart from caring Once Again for a kid who needed him. Man. I'd like to get him to call me Daddy.

    • @tiffanyreed4004
      @tiffanyreed4004 Год назад +15

      I 1000000% respect and agree with this list 😭❤️

    • @Sharpe1502
      @Sharpe1502 Год назад +14

      You and I have the same number 1’s! Tarzan’s dad is so hot and I thought I was the only one who talked about it. 😂

    • @bridanihay88
      @bridanihay88 Год назад +16

      I was surprised Chief Powhatan wasn't mentioned!!

    • @bunnieknox7570
      @bunnieknox7570 Год назад +5

      This list is my list. I was WAITING for Tarzan’s dad bro

    • @bunnieknox7570
      @bunnieknox7570 Год назад +5

      I’d also like to give honorable mention to Rapunzel’s dad, anddd Fa Zhou

  • @maseklau
    @maseklau Год назад +525

    When Shane is labeled as an "animated rodent simp" within 3 seconds of the episode, you know it's going to be wild. 🤣

  • @hiboudeluxe
    @hiboudeluxe Год назад +159

    bambi's dad has a name though... he's the great prince of the forest. that's literally his character name. also, joyce's list is impeccable. like great taste in dilfs. I have no notes.

  • @pacifistcowboy
    @pacifistcowboy Год назад +339

    i finally understand why joyce's puppet character was described as the 'horny mom'

  • @fancydeer
    @fancydeer Год назад +127

    Its really nice that Ryan values Shane (almost) as much as his mom.

  • @li.lliann
    @li.lliann Год назад +229

    joyce is honestly my favourite special guest they have the energy her, shane and ryan have is unbeatable

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 Год назад +293

    The fact that the words "I like big bucks and I cannot lie" didn't come out of Shane's mouth when he was talking about Bambi's dad is truly astounding

  • @jraz1714
    @jraz1714 Год назад +80

    I need Joyce to start a podcast because I could literally listen to her banter all day she is literally the most hysterical and relatable person who has ever graced the internet thank you

  • @jessicaable5095
    @jessicaable5095 Год назад +50

    The fact that Bambi's dad is voiced by Patrick Stewart in the midquel is just 👌 and he's a dad who has to learn to connect with his kid while balancing his kingly demeanor! Such dilf material

  • @la_arana_discoteca
    @la_arana_discoteca Год назад +302

    Ryan chugging his hot coffee is the epitome of "you don't have to do that"/"I'm gonna do it."

    • @gabiluch87
      @gabiluch87 Год назад +11

      He was giving a lot of "punch me in the abs" vibes or "yeah, I'll eat that Carolina reaper"

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain Год назад +5

      “I’m gonna finish that burger, I’m gonna stay in that haunted house.”

  • @cptndats4694
    @cptndats4694 Год назад +240

    I went into this episode going "if Shane doesn't have Maurice on his list the world is wrong" and bless him for pulling through.

  • @jijibunny198
    @jijibunny198 Год назад +286

    God, I love Joyce so much. It's an absolute gift every time she's a guest on this channel. I'm 30 years old but I still wanna be Joyce when I grow up. 😔

  • @lizatonix
    @lizatonix Год назад +54

    the entire time I was waiting for Mulan's dad to make the list, that man is WONDERFUL

  • @jraz1714
    @jraz1714 Год назад +59

    Does Joyce have her own show or something? Because every time she’s in a video it ends up being my favorite, so I need all the Joyce all the time please

  • @Joanna-tx1ss
    @Joanna-tx1ss Год назад +304

    I’ve been PRAYING day and night for another thirsty top 5 with Joyce, I’ve rewatched your first top 5 vid with her countless times AND MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD

  • @tomsgrexit
    @tomsgrexit Год назад +232

    Was not ready to hear Ryan saying "Scar, brother, fuck me" especially in THAT voice 💀💀

  • @adv4287
    @adv4287 Год назад +1263

    Something about Shane intensely encouraging Ryan to chug his hot coffee makes me very uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the studio today

    • @T.Florenz
      @T.Florenz Год назад +18

      😈

    • @acornheart465
      @acornheart465 Год назад +43

      I wasn’t prepared to be aroused by that 😮‍💨

    • @adilrahman7105
      @adilrahman7105 Год назад +28

      THAT'S the part that made you uncomfortable?

    • @acornheart465
      @acornheart465 Год назад +7

      @@GONEmypurpleflapjack yes
      Shane Madej has so many thirsty simps already, wha'ts one more

  • @casssidyy711
    @casssidyy711 Год назад +59

    they’re so real for having goofy on their lists. so real for that
    also shane blushing after the impression was immaculate

  • @annamatos3904
    @annamatos3904 Год назад +40

    I need you guys to watch the straight to dvd 1996 classic Aladdin and the King of Thieves and then revisit these lists because Aladdin’s dad INVENTED the concept of being a dilf

  • @gfinn805
    @gfinn805 Год назад +38

    obsessed with the progression this show has taken. like sure, top 5 cities, top 5 chips, makes sense. and now it’s this and i, for one, love it.

  • @aliamello7878
    @aliamello7878 Год назад +209

    Aladdin's Dad is the ultimate Disney DILF, holy hell that animator knew what they were doing 😍

    • @aprilapple00
      @aprilapple00 Год назад +8

      lemme look

    • @aprilapple00
      @aprilapple00 Год назад +30

      okay, yeah, he slays HARD

    • @et0g3n
      @et0g3n Год назад +5

      oh he definitely Belongs on there 👀

    • @lilenwasnothere6867
      @lilenwasnothere6867 Год назад +3

      @@aprilapple00 lmfaooo

    • @cloudieo
      @cloudieo Год назад +2

      Looked him up cause of this comment and ZAMN hes hot. I think he would be my number 4

  • @ItsLexy
    @ItsLexy Год назад +346

    Shane to Ryan: "Finish it. Finish it. Is it hot? Keep going."
    My brain, already wired to think dirty because of what this episode is: uhhhhh sir?

    • @Kenzaaa123
      @Kenzaaa123 Год назад +26

      He awakened something in me 😂😂

  • @xw7081
    @xw7081 Год назад +154

    Ryan, your justice for Goofy is in the sequel. He gets a hot college-librarian girlfriend.
    I also love that Shane's deep voice and Goofy voice awakened something in Joyce 😂

    • @projectjt3149
      @projectjt3149 Год назад +9

      BROOO I almost forgot about his disco dancing! Thanks for reminding me of that sequel

  • @rowanmarlow7402
    @rowanmarlow7402 Год назад +44

    There were some notable Dad's that got missed: Augustin and Felix Madrigal, Pacha (emperor's new groove) and Cassim (Aladdin's dad). Cassim is definitely Dilf material and you could probably steal all his treasure in the morning guilt-free too.

    • @minanathans6005
      @minanathans6005 Год назад +3

      The only reason I can think of for the BLATANT tragedy of Cassim being overlooked is that none of them have seen the Aladdin sequels. I simply cannot believe that all three of them could know of his existence and not put him _somewhere_ on that list.

  • @thatg0thchick
    @thatg0thchick Год назад +56

    King Fergus from Brave should be on someone's list. Great dad, great husband, really loves his family and cares about their happiness. And brave as hell and strong.

  • @user-uk5jl6vt9n
    @user-uk5jl6vt9n Год назад +484

    Aladdin’s dad & Mulan’s dad absolutely belong on these lists 😭

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 Год назад +34

      Omg I forgot about Aladdin’s dad! He was so hot!

    • @procrastinating_celery4994
      @procrastinating_celery4994 Год назад +37

      Aladdin has a dad?!?
      Edit: hot damn he does!

    • @diannaherrera3768
      @diannaherrera3768 Год назад +7

      THANK YOU!!! I didn't see it when I was younger but as I rewatched the movie as an adult, I DEFINITELY felt something towards Cassim!

    • @H3000-i5q
      @H3000-i5q Год назад +1

      Aladdin’s dad not a great dad but a fuckable dad

  • @lilbrownjug
    @lilbrownjug Год назад +123

    i don’t know if anyone else relates, but that scene where mr incredible says “i’ll break her like a toothpick” HAD ME GASPING FOR AIRRRR IT DID SOMETHING TO ME

  • @isisross4516
    @isisross4516 Год назад +55

    The subtitles where the cast say this is their most cursed episode ever is completely accurate, and I'm here for it! More of this, whatever it is, please 😂

  • @MBrown333
    @MBrown333 Год назад +28

    Okay this got me too fired up so I had to make my own list…..
    5) Chief Powhatan (Pocahontas’ dad)
    4) Thomas O’Malley (Aristocats… honorary daddy)
    3) Zeus (Hercules)
    2) King Frederic (Tangled, Rapunzel’s dad)
    1) TRAMP. How did y’all miss that one?! He’s a 10/10 dilf. Becomes a father at the end of the film. Such a good protector. Thoughts?

  • @FioreCiliegia
    @FioreCiliegia Год назад +142

    For the record Goofy gets a girlfriend who is VERY into him in the sequel and she is a disco stunner and a hot librarian who loves giligans island…

    • @stratosphere94
      @stratosphere94 Год назад +3

      I watched Goofy Movie 2 way too many times as a kid lmao. Probs only watched the original like 10 times. That disco scene in 2 was incredible and I recommend it to everybody honestly!!

    • @grapeypear4558
      @grapeypear4558 Год назад +1

      Ok I must watch!

  • @penguinabroad
    @penguinabroad Год назад +252

    If someone hasn't already clipped the part where Ryan is chugging coffee and Shane is cheering him on then I don't know what the internet is anymore

    • @T.Florenz
      @T.Florenz Год назад +24

      "Cheering him on" is... one way to put that 😂 Love these chaos dudes.

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain Год назад +6

      Tiktok has poisoned my brain. When I saw it, I immediately thought it had audio potential for thirst traps.

  • @GrubbyJim
    @GrubbyJim Год назад +99

    So happy to see James from PATF getting the DILF recognition he deserves!

  • @procrastinating_celery4994
    @procrastinating_celery4994 Год назад +79

    I was hoping someone would put the inside out dad on their list. Shane's taste in dilfs is impeccable.

  • @kelliereads4409
    @kelliereads4409 Год назад +39

    They all look genuinely happy in this & that sparks joy 😭

  • @andreamarie6501
    @andreamarie6501 Год назад +90

    Joyce is my favorite. Pum pum energy unmatched. ✨️

  • @bettycrash3092
    @bettycrash3092 Год назад +122

    does anybody else think Marlin is definitely Ryan's type if he went for dudes? He said it and it just totally made sense to me.

    • @fayevalentines
      @fayevalentines Год назад +6

      oh absolutely

    • @MB-sj2yu
      @MB-sj2yu Год назад

      No us straught people don’t understand how that works

  • @ytjiyt
    @ytjiyt Год назад +122

    unexpectedly saw Ryan in theaters today and audibly gasped at the screen

    • @bearpetunia
      @bearpetunia Год назад +1

      What happened? Was he part of the audience or was he acting in the screen?

    • @ytjiyt
      @ytjiyt Год назад +14

      @@bearpetunia he had a cameo in antman quantumania!

    • @bearpetunia
      @bearpetunia Год назад +3

      @@ytjiyt thank you so much for replying!

    • @padméamidala24
      @padméamidala24 Год назад +1

      omgg do you remember when?

    • @ytjiyt
      @ytjiyt Год назад +2

      @@padméamidala24 I'm pretty sure it was right at the beginning maybe just couple minutes in

  • @bi4bye
    @bi4bye Год назад +107

    sometimes I watch videos and think "this is gonna change some child's brain chemistry." this is one of them.

    • @con_tactWatcher_2
      @con_tactWatcher_2 Год назад

      👆👆Wow Congratulations🎊🎊,
      You have been selected among my shortlisted winners INBOX ME💬

  • @maggieoconnell3775
    @maggieoconnell3775 Год назад +159

    i haven’t finished it but if tiana’s dad isn’t in someone’s list i’m rioting
    edit: JOYCE THANK YOU YOU GODDAMN ICON

  • @Saiayni
    @Saiayni Год назад +399

    The fact that Aladdin's dad isn't here is just heartbreaking, that man was way too fine

    • @LacyLuvsGodiva
      @LacyLuvsGodiva Год назад +51

      And Tarzan’s dad. I swear everyone forgot about that man after he was mauled to death by a leopard or jaguar or whatever it was

    • @xoindigold
      @xoindigold Год назад +1

      And Mulan's dad. He's an incredible (and incredibly fuckable) dad.

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco Год назад +7

      I'm sorry,, he reminds me looks-wise too much of my actual bio Dad™ for me to agree with you. But I respect your very valid take

    • @novas2905
      @novas2905 Год назад +9

      i was also thinking anna/elsas dad.. like cant just be me who thinks he's hot (and maybe frederic from rapunzel)

    • @KMWiltz13
      @KMWiltz13 Год назад +1

      THANK YOU

  • @nightrider_
    @nightrider_ Год назад +30

    Okay so I'm mostly listening this while I do stuff and Joyce's voice is just throwing me back to Puppet History and all I can hear is Professor's mother and I love it! I love her voice, too! Need more of it! (Too many exclamation points? I think not)

  • @l0calcrypt1d
    @l0calcrypt1d Год назад +24

    This series has single-handedly convinced me to watch every watcher video with captions on

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 Год назад

      What...what's different about the captions??...

  • @LizzianaJones
    @LizzianaJones Год назад +25

    In Shane’s defense in the live action Maurice was played by Kevin Kline so there’s that. Also this was cursed! Thank you! Im going to inflict this on my partner now!

  • @katechristy6484
    @katechristy6484 Год назад +31

    Joyce is always such a delight when she guests. They have great comedic chemistry!
    I do, however, fear the fanart that may result from this episode 😂

  • @MeganSin
    @MeganSin Год назад +20

    I love that Shane’s number 3 because the parents in that movie do remind me of him and Sara.
    Also again with Shane, has always the oldest movie characters on his list. He really likes the classics

  • @tyrauje_
    @tyrauje_ Год назад +122

    I like how Shane & Ryan are always sitting so close to each other in these 😂

  • @queenncreole
    @queenncreole Год назад +62

    I can’t quit laughing over Shane as Goofy saying “does that get your pum pum going?” God I’ve never been happier 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mead0ws0vergrown
    @mead0ws0vergrown Год назад +12

    after brittany broski’s feral ghost obsession i am BEGGING!!!! you guys to bring her back to do top 5 hottest video game characters

    • @mead0ws0vergrown
      @mead0ws0vergrown Год назад +1

      to clarify i mean ghost from call of duty not like the abstract concept of the paranormal lmao