We Ranked Our Top Inedible Objects We Would Eat Ft. Kwesi James • Top 5 Beatdown

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  • @watcher
    @watcher  2 месяца назад +79

    Sign up and download for FREE using my link grammarly.com/watcher01!

  • @thejonnycakes
    @thejonnycakes 2 месяца назад +3267

    I can help make this dream a reality...

    • @saltandshiitakes7587
      @saltandshiitakes7587 2 месяца назад +492

      23:30 “i know a guy” and the guy has been summoned!

    • @SeeMeGo01946
      @SeeMeGo01946 2 месяца назад +77

      We are waiting on the video now Jonny!

    • @Mountain_Biking_Vampire_Which
      @Mountain_Biking_Vampire_Which 2 месяца назад +33

      As a black chaotic gays you and Kwesi are my favorite try guys🤡💅🏾

    • @vanessamaloney7639
      @vanessamaloney7639 2 месяца назад +8

      JONNY

    • @cutepiku
      @cutepiku 2 месяца назад +18

      LITERALLY just commented how this episode was made for you, lmfao

  • @blueberrylemon1214
    @blueberrylemon1214 2 месяца назад +1978

    Kwesi’s list is fine dining, Ryans list is fast food/ casual dining like In-N-Out, and Shanes list is an old school diner that serves bacon, pancakes, milkshakes, and day old microwaved coffee (in the best way possible)

    • @421shordyyyy
      @421shordyyyy 2 месяца назад +8

      Exactly

    • @tnpl_home
      @tnpl_home 2 месяца назад +40

      All of Ryan's list is just candies

    • @bunnyfabuloso6948
      @bunnyfabuloso6948 2 месяца назад +60

      I was thinking kwesi is bakery, ryan is candy shop, and shane is like experimental absinthe-cocktail bar 😂

    • @blueberrylemon1214
      @blueberrylemon1214 2 месяца назад +1

      @@bunnyfabuloso6948😂😂😂

  • @somethingwitty1996
    @somethingwitty1996 2 месяца назад +1633

    I am 5 minutes into the episode, but already the vibes are:
    Shane: *speaks*
    Kwesi: I like your funny words, magic man.

  • @jellygiraffe32
    @jellygiraffe32 2 месяца назад +866

    Ryan's list: the people's list
    Shane's list: the weird list
    Kwesi's list: Kwesi's list

    • @kerlyenai
      @kerlyenai 2 месяца назад +6

      Man I love Kwesi but this was very strange.

  • @clairevamp
    @clairevamp 2 месяца назад +4115

    Kwesi really brought the correct energy to this show

    • @jekanyika
      @jekanyika 2 месяца назад +7

      Indeed

    • @Gta-lg8se
      @Gta-lg8se 2 месяца назад +29

      Best guest of the season. I do love Brian David Gilbert though

    • @professortourettes
      @professortourettes 2 месяца назад +1

      and advertisement

    • @soairseruddy9658
      @soairseruddy9658 2 месяца назад +8

      I literally was thinking this, ran to the comments and seen someone else thought the same thing

    • @witcherye
      @witcherye 2 месяца назад +10

      10:01 and 10:10 made me laugh so much 😂

  • @kb5806
    @kb5806 2 месяца назад +2341

    23:30 "I know a guy" Kwesi about to introduce Watcher to Johnnycakes

    • @Shrekslover777
      @Shrekslover777 2 месяца назад +151

      I was thinking about Johnny the entire video

    • @laurabeaty9588
      @laurabeaty9588 2 месяца назад

      Johnny would have OPINIONS about this vid topic@@Shrekslover777

    • @Val-ng9tn
      @Val-ng9tn 2 месяца назад +42

      he's GOTTA 🤣

    • @Elizabeth-ht7hd
      @Elizabeth-ht7hd 2 месяца назад +62

      They met in the flaming skull phoning it in video

    • @unpostedletter
      @unpostedletter 2 месяца назад +54

      Also thinking about Jonny while watching this episode lol it's time he made an appearance in Watcher HQ!

  • @tabshiraz
    @tabshiraz 2 месяца назад +513

    sea glass not being on this list is criminal. the colour, the texture, the inevitable crunch? delicious.

    • @reneenalewako2223
      @reneenalewako2223 2 месяца назад +23

      I imagine it’d be like jolly ranchers

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 2 месяца назад +11

      I think cuz it’s not man made maybe. But it’d be a great choice

    • @pixlluv
      @pixlluv 2 месяца назад +1

      i just know it tastes like skittles or starbursts i NEED sea glass- especially FROSTED SEA GLASS???

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@rgoodfellow I mean it is made of glass but i can see an argument that since it only becomes sea glass cause of nature so it could go either way

    • @channelofoxford2131
      @channelofoxford2131 Месяц назад +1

      didn't know what that was, looked it up, you're right

  • @cryptidferrets
    @cryptidferrets 2 месяца назад +299

    5. orbeez (i know they taste like boba you wont trick me)
    4. polly pocket clothes (the forbidden snack of my childhood)
    3. DND dice (shaped like gushers)
    2. a muppet (im not proud of this one but preferably beaker though id settle for gonzo)
    1. a freshly blown glass sculpture where some of its hardened but you could still find hot bits and bite into it like a grilled cheese

    • @hiVanderLinden
      @hiVanderLinden 2 месяца назад +17

      POLLY POCKET CLOTHES! yesss this was literally the 2nd one I said when this episode started and I haven't seen anyone else say it 😂

    • @perpetualsunshine6035
      @perpetualsunshine6035 2 месяца назад +4

      POLLY POCKET CLOTHES ARE ON MY LIST TOO

    • @sharleneswan1159
      @sharleneswan1159 2 месяца назад +7

      I bet the hardened parts would be so good too though. Kinda like how the charred bits of a steak are extra flavorful????? Delicious

    • @isabel5680
      @isabel5680 Месяц назад +1

      Except for number 2, YES you’re so right in all of them

    • @kelseysue1003
      @kelseysue1003 28 дней назад +1

      This list is ELITE

  • @HilaSketchCat
    @HilaSketchCat 2 месяца назад +3006

    every dnd player knows dice are the real forbidden snack

    • @T.Florenz
      @T.Florenz 2 месяца назад +68

      Idk if you watch Dimension 20, but the adventuring party got their DM some edible dice, and I immediately was like, that's genius!

    • @jessegillette
      @jessegillette 2 месяца назад +2

      💯

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe 2 месяца назад +50

      ​@@T.Florenz Eat. Your. Dice. Brennan!!

    • @calebmcintosh1991
      @calebmcintosh1991 2 месяца назад

      My college DM once jokingly put my friend's d6 in his mouth and accidentally swallowed. Truly the forbidden snack

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb 2 месяца назад +9

      Not gummy things that should be gummy things

  • @MorrowArt
    @MorrowArt 2 месяца назад +2264

    "what the fuck is this show" after listing a literal bicycle as an appetizer. incredible comedy lol.

  • @ShinigamiPyro
    @ShinigamiPyro 2 месяца назад +352

    Kwesi: what is this show???
    Also Kwesi: I think I can have a little human on the side of my car as a treat

  • @cyanjackson7689
    @cyanjackson7689 2 месяца назад +794

    Kwesi is the one guest to really match or even exceed Shane's crazy ideas and energy 😂 like even Shane was weirded out by the Porsche

  • @JacobDeRose
    @JacobDeRose 2 месяца назад +1477

    "You wouldn't eat a human"
    "Says who?"
    Kwesi's a real one

    • @kailey_marler
      @kailey_marler 2 месяца назад +14

      humans should’ve been on someone’s list

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@kailey_marler I was gonna say they're not man made and then I realised that technically..... they are?

    • @holdenshelley4613
      @holdenshelley4613 2 месяца назад +7

      @@thespankmyfrankthe real problem is that humans *are* edible, it’s just illegal to eat them.

  • @lobsterlad7
    @lobsterlad7 2 месяца назад +529

    hear me out. nail polish in a little glass bottle. i have so many little bottles of nail polish and hearing them clack together is one of the most satisfying sounds in the world. i want to put those bottles in a bowl and sift them around with a spoon. and there's so many colours to choose from, but in my opinion a dark blue nail polish in a dark glass bottle looks the most delicious. it looks like a forbidden elixir given to me by a mysterious cloaked figure in a fairy tale. in my mind it'll be more clear and crisp than the waters in the arctic ocean.

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 2 месяца назад +6

      YES

    • @studyisglory1904
      @studyisglory1904 2 месяца назад +17

      idk if i should be worried or amazed with how passionately you talk about them nail polish

    • @MeGirl191
      @MeGirl191 2 месяца назад +3

      I tasted nail polish as a kid and it burned my tongue so bad 😅

    • @cricketjuices
      @cricketjuices 2 месяца назад +2

      I have never related to a youtube comment more in my entire life. are you single lmao (jk jk)

    • @audrey8275
      @audrey8275 2 месяца назад +5

      I literally always thought this- how fun would it be to paint your teeth and nails with it and just lick it off? Always wanted to do that from the time that I was a kid.

  • @2clam4jam67
    @2clam4jam67 2 месяца назад +338

    I feel like Shane’s list deserves a shoutout for being legible in the wide shots

    • @tenielewilmot4512
      @tenielewilmot4512 2 месяца назад +8

      His handwriting brings me joy everytime

    • @rowanmiller6035
      @rowanmiller6035 2 месяца назад +4

      It should be a font type

    • @finnopolis
      @finnopolis 22 дня назад

      real, I love seeing what people's handwriting is like on this show and whether it fits them lol

  • @af1saucy
    @af1saucy 2 месяца назад +249

    5. Foam house insulation
    4. Cement flooring with a rubber sealant (it sometimes smells like cookie dough to me?)
    3. Shaving cream
    2. Pencil grips (the clear & sparkly ones)
    1. Red hot melted glass

    • @Heedy770
      @Heedy770 2 месяца назад +11

      very construction heavy!

    • @etanesnil7072
      @etanesnil7072 2 месяца назад +8

      oh my gosh the pencil grips YES!!

    • @itmedana
      @itmedana 2 месяца назад +5

      pencil grips you get it

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 2 месяца назад +9

      Molten glass looks delicious. And the way it’s bite into that so unhinged…. Uh

    • @riestjames7371
      @riestjames7371 2 месяца назад +1

      Yes molten glass! Excellent choice 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @JuanitaAristizabal
    @JuanitaAristizabal 2 месяца назад +844

    My #1 thing would definitely be lava.... The color, the consistency... OMG. I wish I could.

    • @Moondragon1821
      @Moondragon1821 2 месяца назад +17

      OMG YES! Didn't even think about lava. Windex has been pushed down to number 2.

    • @laurenraubaugh9542
      @laurenraubaugh9542 2 месяца назад +71

      I agree with lava but unfortunately it’s not man-made so doesn’t qualify for this list. Still… top-tier, haha. The perfect consistency.

    • @Apothecartea
      @Apothecartea 2 месяца назад +5

      Adding onto this, perhaps filling the man-made requirement, is polished obsidian. It’s so shiny and smooth

    • @pencilfangs
      @pencilfangs 2 месяца назад +24

      If there wasn't the "man-made" rule, I'd want to eat the Moon

    • @darthsarah7252
      @darthsarah7252 2 месяца назад +7

      @@laurenraubaugh9542 I feel like molten glass kinda has the same vibes. I'd eat that.

  • @gloriouschaosakamotherhood2140
    @gloriouschaosakamotherhood2140 2 месяца назад +804

    I love that Shane matches anyone's level and always jumps on board with their vibe... In like the most sincere genuine way possible 😂

    • @mediocrio
      @mediocrio 2 месяца назад +12

      its the improv background

    • @betsylang2366
      @betsylang2366 2 месяца назад +10

      You could tell how much Ryan missed him during the middle episodes

  • @thereAREtoomanyspirits
    @thereAREtoomanyspirits 2 месяца назад +79

    is it just me or is kwesi like the second ever guest to actually *get* this show 😭 joyce is obviously the first

  • @waluigisfiance4323
    @waluigisfiance4323 2 месяца назад +114

    kwesi saying no to gasoline when he got a dang car on his list lol

  • @ngoashly
    @ngoashly 2 месяца назад +267

    Kwesi’s list is luxury with rich/decadent vibes, Ryan’s list is 90s childhood with artificial candy tastes, Shane’s list is a noir crime with a crisp/gritty/crunchy flavor profile

    • @peaceofpie94
      @peaceofpie94 2 месяца назад +10

      I LOVE that other people are coming to the same conclusion with the boys’ lists. Another comment said Kwesi’s was fine dining, Ryan’s was fast food, and Shane was diner food which so bizarrely matches up to your analogy 😆

    • @blueberrylemon1214
      @blueberrylemon1214 2 месяца назад +5

      @@peaceofpie94that was me!! 😂😂😂 the boys never fail to serve their vibe in literally everything that they do 😭

  • @bdink2605
    @bdink2605 2 месяца назад +1044

    Polly pocket clothes. My personal number one because I would gobble those up 😂

    • @etherealgirl394
      @etherealgirl394 2 месяца назад +16

      I put that in my list too!!! It seemed like it was made of cheese slices to me lol

    • @l33sah
      @l33sah 2 месяца назад +16

      Mine would be Betty Spaghetty.

    • @zoeyr2739
      @zoeyr2739 2 месяца назад +5

      Omgggg excellent take

    • @xxcallmeniaxx3272
      @xxcallmeniaxx3272 2 месяца назад +3

      Scrum-diddleie-yum

    • @smam5548
      @smam5548 2 месяца назад +5

      i immediately thought of those

  • @threeleggedcat
    @threeleggedcat 2 месяца назад +107

    This whole episode I was thinking “they should just get Johnny to make these things as cake” and then Ryan says that someone should make the air force ones into cake, and Kwesi goes “I know a guy” and I was like yeah you do!!

  • @morgancoleman1457
    @morgancoleman1457 2 месяца назад +59

    Kwesi has such natural chemistry with everyone that it literally didn't occur to me until the end of the video that he's usually on the Try Guys' channel and I've never seen him with Ryan and Shane before

  • @groofay
    @groofay 2 месяца назад +646

    "You're a sick guy, and I like it" deserves to be the motto of this show.

  • @LilPurpleBat
    @LilPurpleBat 2 месяца назад +354

    My List:
    5. Bouncy balls
    4. Wax melts
    3. Jelly candles
    2. Fabuloso
    1. Orbeez (surprised Ryan didn’t have these on his list)

    • @coley4242
      @coley4242 2 месяца назад +21

      every time i use fabuloso i have to remind myself that its for cleaning and not forbidden juice

    • @yeetyoot8111
      @yeetyoot8111 2 месяца назад +3

      omg I also thought of those jelly candle things

    • @arjc5714
      @arjc5714 2 месяца назад +12

      I bit through so many bouncy balls as a child. The weird grainy ones that didn’t bounce well actually have great mouth texture and basically split instantly at the seam. 😂😂😂

    • @Anasyub
      @Anasyub 2 месяца назад +3

      fabuloso literally looks like grape juice glug glug

    • @gregacen
      @gregacen 2 месяца назад +3

      Orbeez was one of the first things I thought of, those always looked so delicious

  • @hannahlee1740
    @hannahlee1740 2 месяца назад +36

    Why is this such a specific, typically neurodivergent, niche and yet I’m not at all surprised by the fact that made the cut of top 5 topics😭 in fact I’m grateful

  • @kalleido
    @kalleido 2 месяца назад +27

    so basically shane loves foods with crazy textures , ryan loves foods that are fun to eat that give you some kind of experience (like popping), and kwesi love soft n smooth foods (like mousse or pudding)

  • @erikbutton3552
    @erikbutton3552 2 месяца назад +312

    5. Stained Glass
    4. Mechanical Keyboard
    3. Leather Wallet
    2. Thermometer
    1. 12 Ft Home Depot Skeleton

    • @saradeee
      @saradeee 2 месяца назад +4

      King 👑

    • @evilmissmunchkin
      @evilmissmunchkin 2 месяца назад +8

      You, friend, are a person of taste and culture

    • @rebeccabehrens4472
      @rebeccabehrens4472 2 месяца назад +3

      The skeleton 😂 yes!!

    • @HoneyxLime
      @HoneyxLime 2 месяца назад +1

      Reverse attack on titan!

    • @Pearlanoia
      @Pearlanoia 2 месяца назад +1

      Yes feed me mercury

  • @h_tom10
    @h_tom10 2 месяца назад +356

    5. scrub daddy
    4. cone shaped air refresher (the ones that you have to twist up and there’s squishy stuff inside)
    3. windshield wiper fluid
    2. rainbow foam from car washes
    1. rubber straw

    • @limpweasel9014
      @limpweasel9014 2 месяца назад +18

      Nooo I forgot about the rainbow foam at car washes that shit is the best

    • @mad3lyn715
      @mad3lyn715 2 месяца назад +15

      this is the perfect list

    • @whattheflameo
      @whattheflameo 2 месяца назад +5

      Man as a kid I wanted to eat those air fresheners so badly. I still do tbh

    • @tatesands
      @tatesands 2 месяца назад +2

      I’m sensing a theme here

    • @reneeadams6684
      @reneeadams6684 2 месяца назад +1

      Ohhh yes to those air freshener cones. When they're fresh they look so jelly

  • @starlightiris
    @starlightiris 2 месяца назад +65

    this was maybe my favourite episode of this so far!
    my list would be:
    5: Spirit Level
    4: D&D Dice
    3: The rope that you see at fancy hotels that's red or blue velvet with gold ends
    2: The Microlino 2.0 bubble car
    1: Christmas Lights (pluck them like berries from a bush)

    • @mahelaniarektbb
      @mahelaniarektbb 2 месяца назад

      D&D dice for sure! I collect them just to run my hands through em and because they are so pretty. D4-20 for a snack, D100 for those real freaks.

  • @popcorndenial
    @popcorndenial 2 месяца назад +68

    5. Lava lamps 4. Colored glass (mosaics) 3. Styrofoam plates 2. Elmers glue 1. Packing Peanuts

  • @caitly
    @caitly 2 месяца назад +453

    "...living, breathing human, please welcome KWESI--" Straight out the gate confirming that that Shane is a demon by confirming to us that there is a living person in this episode

  • @daverumbear7668
    @daverumbear7668 2 месяца назад +350

    shane trying to give kwesi an escape to the whole eating people thing and kwesi just double downs on it, I love it! 10:01

  • @bethabaloo
    @bethabaloo 2 месяца назад +31

    Shane putting his list down and grabbing Ryan by the shoulder is the energy I didn't know I wanted in this show.

  • @abblegeese
    @abblegeese 2 месяца назад +20

    i really want to thank watcher for captioning all of these videos, and doing it so well. this kind of accessibility is so refreshing to see. your deaf and hard of hearing audience thanks you!!

  • @OddOwlOut
    @OddOwlOut 2 месяца назад +443

    Kwesi enthusiastically shutting down Shane's offering of an out with, "I wanna stay in, baby!" is the best unhinged energy!

  • @Thenotsosocialsocial
    @Thenotsosocialsocial 2 месяца назад +353

    Kwesi- "I know a guy"
    Everyone -"Is it Johnny?"

    • @thatgirl9532
      @thatgirl9532 2 месяца назад +3

      Whom Shane and Steven have been around before 😅

  • @Lilly32628
    @Lilly32628 2 месяца назад +106

    1. Bendy rulers
    2. The gmail logo
    3. Fresh shoelaces
    4. Plastic little kid tea sets
    5. Crochet hooks

    • @buccy9841
      @buccy9841 2 месяца назад +11

      i love the phrasing of "fresh" shoelaces. not new, *fresh*

    • @sarahwillacker4135
      @sarahwillacker4135 2 месяца назад +26

      The gmail logo is sending me lmao

    • @hannahsexton6472
      @hannahsexton6472 2 месяца назад +8

      Fuck you’re so right about the gmail logo

  • @nigielschroeder3510
    @nigielschroeder3510 2 месяца назад +152

    1.) Lava
    2.) Orbeez
    3.) That weird squeezy pocket toy
    4.) A sexy pair of Dice
    5.) Crayons

    • @holly27796
      @holly27796 2 месяца назад +2

      Crayons are on my list too

    • @limpweasel9014
      @limpweasel9014 2 месяца назад +5

      I see another forbidden honey enjoyer

    • @yourfavoritebubbe7444
      @yourfavoritebubbe7444 2 месяца назад +5

      Forbidden candy. I go to a game shop and I want to eat the dice. Cronch

    • @ashleywaner1284
      @ashleywaner1284 2 месяца назад +2

      Needs to be manmade. Lava and Ice from an Iceberg would be on my list as well, if it could something from nature.

    • @juliagross3136
      @juliagross3136 2 месяца назад +4

      Orbeez is a great choice

  • @kermit9047
    @kermit9047 2 месяца назад +380

    my list:
    5. lemon scented lysol wipes
    4. resin dice
    3. glow sticks
    2. glittery jewelry beads
    1. seaglass

    • @meabakes1912
      @meabakes1912 2 месяца назад +4

      my friend just got new dnd dice and the first thing I said when I saw them was "I want to eat them" lol

    • @aliciabruce9881
      @aliciabruce9881 2 месяца назад +9

      Glow sticks are a SHOUT

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea 2 месяца назад +3

      Ooh, glow sticks would be so fun! Why don't we have edible glow in the dark stuff yet??

    • @LilPurpleBat
      @LilPurpleBat 2 месяца назад +1

      Glow sticks would be so good!

    • @user-ip1ge6dv1k
      @user-ip1ge6dv1k 2 месяца назад +4

      I’ve bitten into a glow stick, they are spicy

  • @FJCartier
    @FJCartier 2 месяца назад +102

    5. Orbeez
    4. Erasers
    3. Kinetic Sand
    2. Fake Grapes
    1. Baby Teether Toys. One specifically: a colorful "O-ball"

  • @Toasty_Mr.Marsh_
    @Toasty_Mr.Marsh_ 2 месяца назад +32

    My list
    1. Slime
    2. Molten Glass or metal ( would have said lava but it’s not man made it is definitely inedible though )
    3. Orbeez
    4. Swarovski figurines
    5. Soap bars

  • @thatcactusboi
    @thatcactusboi 2 месяца назад +25

    My top 5:
    5: Foam football
    4: Polly Pocket dress
    3: Those water tube toy things with the little plastic fish inside
    2: Stained glass
    1: TTRPG dice

    • @crem01
      @crem01 2 месяца назад +1

      my parents had to stop me from eating those first 3 as a kid and i struggle with the other 2 in my adult life

  • @GracieM23
    @GracieM23 2 месяца назад +447

    “You wanna eat this bike”
    “Oh HELL yeah”
    I’m so ready this episode 🤣

  • @hanamacquoid1427
    @hanamacquoid1427 2 месяца назад +333

    Kwesi needs to be on Puppet History!

    • @ofkonrad
      @ofkonrad 2 месяца назад +38

      i have great news for you … he already was on puppet history

    • @marian799
      @marian799 2 месяца назад +17

      i think he was on the one about the bisexual french opera woman lmao

    • @hanamacquoid1427
      @hanamacquoid1427 Месяц назад +2

      Edit: Kwesi needs to be on Puppet History- again!

  • @davincigift
    @davincigift 2 месяца назад +26

    I love this series so much. It really does get you to think differently. My list:
    5. Scented markers
    4. House paint
    3. Computer keyboard
    2. Leather saddle
    1. Books

  • @nunya2826
    @nunya2826 2 месяца назад +26

    This is the craziest thing I've ever seen and I was here for every minute of it. As soon as I saw that bicycle I was like "yeah..."

  • @RoyChamorro666
    @RoyChamorro666 2 месяца назад +185

    Whoever booked Kwesi for this is a genius

  • @jaymelton2663
    @jaymelton2663 2 месяца назад +191

    1. Stained glass
    2. Mahogany
    3. Big pink erasers
    4. Circuit boards
    5. Colored translucent rulers

    • @sofie4172
      @sofie4172 2 месяца назад +7

      Stained glass is such a good pick

    • @ciaramorgan5983
      @ciaramorgan5983 2 месяца назад

      heavy on the big pink erasers

  • @ace-of-bats
    @ace-of-bats 2 месяца назад +15

    5. bouncy balls
    4. Barbie shoes
    3. stained glass windows
    2. scented candles (unlit)
    1. Mr. Sketch lemon scented marker

    • @uhhh4049
      @uhhh4049 2 месяца назад +1

      I bet you love fruit flavored candy

    • @samsprrr3548
      @samsprrr3548 23 дня назад

      Barbie shoes makes me wonder if that's how they keep going missing .

  • @vivisunset89
    @vivisunset89 2 месяца назад +12

    My list:
    5. Toy Food
    4. Marbles
    3. The formula that was inside of baby doll bottles, was the color of orange juice. 😅
    2. Mr. Clean Lemon cleaner
    1. Gouache in the pudding cups

  • @aiziia7691
    @aiziia7691 2 месяца назад +131

    anything with kwesi is guaranteed to be a banger!
    my list would be:
    5. poker chips
    4. blown glass figurines
    3. sheet metal
    2. the bin of shiny rocks at a museum
    1. gasoline

    • @annalese135
      @annalese135 2 месяца назад +5

      Jackie Kennedy beat you on #3

    • @RI-do4qf
      @RI-do4qf 2 месяца назад +2

      Poker chips are a good one! I haven't considered it, but I totally get it!

    • @erinyes3943
      @erinyes3943 2 месяца назад +2

      God I love that list. Between the glass and the rocks, I think you might agree that marbles look tasty as hell

    • @aiziia7691
      @aiziia7691 2 месяца назад

      @@erinyes3943 absolutely yeah! the clear ones w the little color swirls in the center?? those would be like gushers to me

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@aiziia7691 I was thinking the white ones with little colour specks on the surface! They look like little sugar candies, crunchy and sweet

  • @scarlettrushmusic
    @scarlettrushmusic 2 месяца назад +135

    My inedible menu:
    1. Antique painting in a gold frame - Dessert
    2. Crystal Chandelier w/ candle bulbs- main
    3. Tennis bracelets - Side
    4. Small handmade ceramics - Entree
    5. Lava lamp - Drinks

    • @_cheesecheesecheese
      @_cheesecheesecheese 2 месяца назад +4

      I really like this one. I do remember thinking about what it would be like to eat the lava lamp liquid and wax lol

    • @betsylang2366
      @betsylang2366 2 месяца назад +1

      This is an excellent list!

  • @itmedana
    @itmedana 2 месяца назад +9

    1. candle wax (SPECIFICALLY from cheap colorful chanukkah candles)
    2. brick cement
    3. polly pocket clothing/rubber pencil grippys
    4. kinetic sand
    5. rubber bouncy ball (tiny one)

    • @mekaylaowo1928
      @mekaylaowo1928 2 месяца назад +2

      you get it

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 2 месяца назад +1

      Brick cement is frosting and you can’t convince me otherwise.

  • @oriannalynn
    @oriannalynn 2 месяца назад +38

    Shane licking his lips at 25:19 has me cackling 😭😭 you can tell they’re hungry LMAO

  • @Cove_Blue
    @Cove_Blue 2 месяца назад +193

    I love Kwesi. He's such a bright light of a human and such a weirdo at the same time. Just a fantastic combination for a person.

  • @la_arana_discoteca
    @la_arana_discoteca 2 месяца назад +250

    My forbidden snack of choice is an obscure and specific one: the black & white pieces of the board game Othello.

  • @riestjames7371
    @riestjames7371 2 месяца назад +5

    5. Lava lamps
    4. The vinyl booth seats at retro diners
    3. Perfectly manicured hedges, especially in animal shapes
    2. Glass vases
    1. That blue stuff they put the combs in at barbershops

  • @Victoria-dh9vb
    @Victoria-dh9vb 2 месяца назад +8

    1) bath beads (the ones that look a bit like paint balls, but smell delightful)
    2) Cut jem stones, bigger and sparklier the better
    3) Erasers
    4) Vaseline
    5) Orbies
    Play dough, marbles, candles, soap, and squishmellow plushies all are honorable mentions.

  • @HoneyxLime
    @HoneyxLime 2 месяца назад +775

    My list:
    5. Packing peanuts
    4. Tires
    3. Soap Bubbles like the lathery ones
    2. Pencil lead
    1. Glass

    • @andreanewton-bv8qs
      @andreanewton-bv8qs 2 месяца назад +57

      Here's mine:
      5. Bath bombs
      4. Orbeez
      3. Candy or choc wrapers
      2. Tide pods (ofc)
      1. Candles!

    • @etherealgirl394
      @etherealgirl394 2 месяца назад +3

      Bubbles and pencils yeeeesss put that on my list too!!

    • @HoneyxLime
      @HoneyxLime 2 месяца назад +12

      @@andreanewton-bv8qs ooohhh candles is such a good one!

    • @coraloriley6054
      @coraloriley6054 2 месяца назад +18

      There are now edible packing peanuts! They knew

    • @HoneyxLime
      @HoneyxLime 2 месяца назад +4

      @@coraloriley6054 WHAT?! I need to try those

  • @vonpicz
    @vonpicz 2 месяца назад +88

    1. aquarium gravel
    2. ticonderoga pencils
    3. silicone molds
    4. that rubbery bouncing playground floor
    5. polly pocket clothes

    • @haplocanthosaur
      @haplocanthosaur 2 месяца назад +6

      I have never considered Ticonderoga pencils but my god, you are so right

    • @minimomominnie
      @minimomominnie 2 месяца назад +3

      AQUARIUM GRAVEL SUPREMACY

    • @AlexHoppus
      @AlexHoppus 2 месяца назад +3

      I am (unfortch) a pen/pencil chewer and Ticonderogas are god tier pencil-chewing material.

    • @abbyma1189
      @abbyma1189 2 месяца назад +2

      The rubbery playground floor would be fantastic. 10/10 suggestion

    • @buccy9841
      @buccy9841 2 месяца назад +1

      SILICONE MOLDS YOURE SO RIGHT

  • @redeye1016
    @redeye1016 2 месяца назад +10

    5. Crayons
    4. A translucent swimming float
    3. A sparkler (I imagine this to be like popping candy)
    2. Crocs
    1. Lava lamp

  • @rhinestonemeowboi
    @rhinestonemeowboi 2 месяца назад +9

    energy of this video is perfect. more unhinged lists like this please

  • @victorw8591
    @victorw8591 2 месяца назад +111

    “Banker’s lamp” on any list is crazy

  • @SkySqui
    @SkySqui 2 месяца назад +219

    That fact that aquarium gravel isn't on any of the lists is blasphemy
    Anyway, my list
    1. Polly Pocket Clothes
    2. Rubber Bands
    3. The Liquid in Lava Lamps
    4. Aquarium Gravel
    5. Tide Pods (Ryan is so right also)

    • @evilmissmunchkin
      @evilmissmunchkin 2 месяца назад +4

      POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IS SO REAL

    • @neoeii
      @neoeii 2 месяца назад +6

      This list is so good 😭 I think personally I would switch the rubber bands for that pink insulation for houses

    • @kimiko237
      @kimiko237 2 месяца назад +2

      Thank you!! I was waiting all ep for one of them to say aquarium gravel!

    • @EB-yx4fn
      @EB-yx4fn 2 месяца назад

      aquarium gravel, aka forbidden fruity pebbles!

    • @shmarkpark5268
      @shmarkpark5268 2 месяца назад

      ​@@neoeiiYESSS it looks so crunchy and like it'd be sweet, like a better cotton candy

  • @Hamfurd
    @Hamfurd 2 месяца назад +16

    Kwesi’s bed sheet pick killed me. It’s SO true. I splurged on expensive sheets and those things are called buttery for a reason. I would absolutely slurp up expensive bed sheets.

  • @solitarelee6200
    @solitarelee6200 2 месяца назад +5

    I've thought about this VERY hard and decided my five are
    5. those popping bubble stim toy things
    4. one of those lucky cats with the wiggling arm, preferably a large one
    3. any large leatherbound tome with gold detailing
    2. blown glass sculptures (especially pipes)
    1. COINS (any but the more historical the better)

  • @tosh.07
    @tosh.07 2 месяца назад +81

    My list:
    5) Play-Doh
    4) Legos
    3) Housing Insulation
    2) The liquid in a lava lamp
    1) Eraser

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 2 месяца назад +3

      The way I want to just squeeze tube window insulation into my mouth like whipped cream

    • @jennarujawitz2557
      @jennarujawitz2557 2 месяца назад

      @@sunsun5005that or caulk. That looks like icing

    • @dove2826
      @dove2826 2 месяца назад +1

      The housing insulation is so specific I chortled. Good list

  • @AmieTasteyFist
    @AmieTasteyFist 2 месяца назад +79

    Kwesi's list was like when you use the wrong formula in math class but still got the right answer

  • @lydiawilkinson9998
    @lydiawilkinson9998 2 месяца назад +7

    1. Pears soap
    2. Stained glass
    3. Packing peanuts
    4. Rubix cube
    5. Gel pens

  • @anonymous-yk9sz
    @anonymous-yk9sz 2 месяца назад +6

    lmao kwesi just likes shiny silky looking stuff. the bike, the car and the sheets are all just that really 😭💀

  • @entonberg3945
    @entonberg3945 2 месяца назад +142

    lmao the subtitles on the intro "eat the logo cowards"

  • @aliciac381
    @aliciac381 2 месяца назад +48

    5. Insulation (the cotton candy looking kind)
    4. Anti freeze
    3. Lite Brite pegs
    2. Quarter machine bouncy balls
    1. Moth balls

  • @porgiepuddinandpie
    @porgiepuddinandpie 2 месяца назад +6

    this is the perfect subject for this series and the platonic ideal of a concept and there could not have beem a more perfect guest than kwesi for this. im in awe

  • @AmandaCef_Art
    @AmandaCef_Art 2 месяца назад +2

    “You guys make way too much money not to pump 91” was by far the sleeper best moment of this episode.

  • @nintando
    @nintando 2 месяца назад +231

    love how we're less than 30 episodes into this series they've already gotten to the point of having to rank things you can't eat two separate times
    edit: FOUR separate times

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea 2 месяца назад +3

      3! Cartoon food, Video Game food and this one.

    • @michelledulin7214
      @michelledulin7214 2 месяца назад

      three separate times 😂

    • @roselleowl7477
      @roselleowl7477 2 месяца назад

      Technically 4 if we’re counting the whole series and not just this season I think! Fictional foods, 2D foods, video game foods, now this. Absolutely wild lol

  • @vannieleigh
    @vannieleigh 2 месяца назад +124

    Kwesi being infatuated with a large vocabulary is my love language 🤭

  • @emmasofie8718
    @emmasofie8718 2 месяца назад +9

    My top 5 picks in no particular order:
    1. Sidewalk chalk
    2. Insulation material/pur foam
    3. SIM cards/micro chips
    4. Those little fruit soaps
    5. Lush curl power hair mask
    Neon sign, erasers, play dough and bubble wrap are also suuucchh good picks!!

    • @danielle3308
      @danielle3308 2 месяца назад

      I had a medical test one time where I had to drink barium. I feel like that is the closest thing you can get to sidewalk chalk. It’s so weird and chalky and fruity tasting

    • @alexsmith627
      @alexsmith627 2 месяца назад +1

      honestly i have eaten sidewalk chalk before and that shit tastes so good

  • @princembat
    @princembat 2 месяца назад +3

    kwesi AS ALWAYS a top tier guest, bro has the vibes of all time lol. not to mention the lists were also great
    my personal #1 is chalk. i cannot be around chalk because i literally will eat it. i love the texture

  • @darlinglittlesashi
    @darlinglittlesashi 2 месяца назад +92

    5. memory foam
    4. smoldering charcoal briquettes
    3. paint
    2. dnd dice
    1. molten glass

    • @drewc9488
      @drewc9488 2 месяца назад +1

      Charcoal briquettes for the win

  • @calliope720
    @calliope720 2 месяца назад +68

    This is it - the single horniest episode of anything I've ever seen.
    Shane explaining to Ryan and Kwesi that "thick brown rope" that he prefers "hot and wet" is his number 1 is the most insane thing I've ever heard.
    I love this damn channel so much lol

  • @ciarrasnow7804
    @ciarrasnow7804 2 месяца назад +5

    5. Conditioner 4. DND dice 3. Those really fancy resin wood dining tables 2. Those buttery soft silk pjs sets 1. Rocks (like gravel, just snack on it like corn nuts)

  • @Tuzon15
    @Tuzon15 2 месяца назад +11

    25:18 Shane literally salivating is so funny 😂

  • @queenie691
    @queenie691 2 месяца назад +71

    Ryan as “hungry hungry himbo” gave me life

  • @celiahache
    @celiahache 2 месяца назад +100

    5.Glass pebbles
    4.Silicone molds
    3.Velvet
    2.Vanilla body butter
    1.Lava
    *Because lava is not man-made: molten glass, the kind they blow to make vases

    • @cecilie...
      @cecilie... 2 месяца назад +5

      FINALLY somebody mentions lava! It just looks so tasty!

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb 2 месяца назад +1

      Forbidden chocolate fountain

    • @sheenestevez6038
      @sheenestevez6038 2 месяца назад

      Thank god somebody finally mentioned shea butter

    • @redeye1016
      @redeye1016 2 месяца назад

      @@cecilie...it’s not man made

  • @soupwizard4150
    @soupwizard4150 2 месяца назад +2

    I need a version of this that includes natural things too. Like, who doesn’t want to eat crystals/geodes, lava, clouds, planets, icebergs, etc.

  • @lilspooky3030
    @lilspooky3030 2 месяца назад +4

    “I don’t want to eat that bike”
    “LIES!!”
    😂😭😭

  • @la_arana_discoteca
    @la_arana_discoteca 2 месяца назад +104

    Even with a long legacy of unhinged content under Watcher's belt, this one really takes the shoe-cake. ❤

    • @iamkellyjohnson
      @iamkellyjohnson 2 месяца назад +4

      That’s the Kwesi magic 😂

    • @la_arana_discoteca
      @la_arana_discoteca 2 месяца назад +2

      @@iamkellyjohnson Kwesi really added something special. I want him to come back.

  • @etherealgirl394
    @etherealgirl394 2 месяца назад +78

    I love this topic lol so random.
    my list:
    1- soft pink polaroid cameras
    2- polly pocket's accesories
    3- arteza colored pencils
    4- soap bubbles
    5- guitar picks

    • @asiaguerrier6943
      @asiaguerrier6943 2 месяца назад +4

      Polly pocket accessories!!! They’re tempting

    • @etherealgirl394
      @etherealgirl394 2 месяца назад

      @@asiaguerrier6943 ikr??!! Even my mom thought so!

    • @zoeyr2739
      @zoeyr2739 2 месяца назад +1

      This is such a good list wtf ❤

    • @alyssat.8793
      @alyssat.8793 2 месяца назад +1

      Oooh I hadn’t thought of guitar picks, but absolutely it belongs!

    • @etherealgirl394
      @etherealgirl394 2 месяца назад

      @@zoeyr2739 aww thank youu 🥰

  • @krickethazlett2328
    @krickethazlett2328 2 месяца назад +5

    Ryan, when mentioned the other day about wanting to eat a bowling ball and comparing them to giant jawbreakers I have been trying to remember the name of a cartoon that you reminded me of. I FINALLY remembered, it was Ed, Edd, and Eddy. The 3 Ed's LOVED jawbreakers and the bigger the better. If you've never seen it, you should give it a look. Then you will totally agree with the comparison 😂 I think it was on Cartoon Newtork back in the day.

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar 2 месяца назад +2

    Kwesi's perfect inedible meal: shiny clean white stuff
    Ryan's perfect inedible meal: the memories and athletic dreams of an elementary boy
    Shane's perfect inedible meal: robbing a newly opened bank in the 70s

  • @Wtferin
    @Wtferin 2 месяца назад +40

    1. Aquarium gravel- think nerds
    2. Colourful marbles
    3. The plastic bits that come on the ends of dab pen cartridges- they’re such a good texture.
    4. An entire cedar tree.
    5. Pink insulation.

    • @davincigift
      @davincigift 2 месяца назад +2

      That pink insulation is a good one.

    • @BB-we3sk
      @BB-we3sk 2 месяца назад +1

      Insulation is the best answer!!!

    • @abbyb6958
      @abbyb6958 2 месяца назад +1

      I be MUNCHING on those plastic pen cartridge things😂

  • @drawingsticks5333
    @drawingsticks5333 2 месяца назад +52

    I absolutely love Kwesi and I love that usually in Try Guys videos he is very out there and like nine minutes in he is like "This is weird".
    And then he wants to eat a car with the people still in it.

  • @mikey_strange
    @mikey_strange 2 месяца назад +3

    1. Lava - the forbidden dip
    2. Silica Gel Beads - snack 2 go
    3. Downy Unstoppables - candy!
    4. Lava Lamp Fluid - stoner soda
    5. Urinal Cake - dont judge me

  • @cutepiku
    @cutepiku 2 месяца назад +2

    Kwesi saying "I know a guy" when I'm thinking the entire time this episode is great fodder for Johnny Cakes. Perfect synergy right there.

  • @annieandade
    @annieandade 2 месяца назад +71

    I can't believe no one said LAVA! That shit looks delicious!

    • @amandar6809
      @amandar6809 2 месяца назад +9

      That’s such a good one! It’s probably cause it’s not man made though so it goes against the rules

    • @glow1392
      @glow1392 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@amandar6809how about a Lava Lamp then

    • @cecilie...
      @cecilie... 2 месяца назад

      Yes!!!

    • @amandar6809
      @amandar6809 2 месяца назад

      @@glow1392 you’re a fucking genius omg

    • @glow1392
      @glow1392 2 месяца назад

      @@amandar6809 I reckon a lava lamp would also be both a drink & a snack 🤔 They're just so appealing! I remember as kids it was debated what flavour the different colours would be

  • @sofie4216
    @sofie4216 2 месяца назад +60

    Unhinged, i love it.
    My personal list:
    5. Chain link fence
    4. Hot coals
    3. Snow globe glitter
    2. Champagne flute
    1. Beach pebbles/beach glass

  • @marthamorfin620
    @marthamorfin620 2 месяца назад +5

    Haha they need Johnny Cakes to make all these dream come true! I’m so glad Kwesi brought him up! 😂