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  • @cjharshman9234
    @cjharshman9234 2 года назад +13737

    Love that Shane's list is basically "Women I respect and a rat I want to RUIN me"

  • @kitthew
    @kitthew 2 года назад +16006

    joyce's list: perfectly reasonable
    shane's list: respecting women
    ryan's list: bisexual furry

    • @k80_
      @k80_ 2 года назад +591

      The lesbianest episode to ever exist. Especially with the Rattigan pick

    • @tomatopotatu8137
      @tomatopotatu8137 2 года назад +75

      This is the best one yet

    • @Pixelporygon
      @Pixelporygon 2 года назад +264

      Shanes is hella furry too lol

    • @banbasafro
      @banbasafro 2 года назад +411

      Shane’s fursona is a mouse

    • @leleprtk
      @leleprtk 2 года назад +292

      I really thought Shane was gonna have the bisexual furry list, boy was I wrong…..

  • @vikm.8878
    @vikm.8878 Год назад +4594

    Shane's "I don't have mommy issues" is about as believable as every time markiplier has said "I'm not a masochist"

    • @gloomybear_uwu
      @gloomybear_uwu Год назад +48

      LITERALLY

    • @Jaegerborn
      @Jaegerborn Год назад +72

      Or Dan Avidan’s “I’m not a furry”

    • @JasleenGhuliani
      @JasleenGhuliani Год назад +42

      Especially when you consider he says that his first thought went to Mrs Potts 22:47

    • @katiejohnson6986
      @katiejohnson6986 9 месяцев назад +2

      I was waiting for some one to say it lol

  • @madz_just_living_life748
    @madz_just_living_life748 Год назад +3572

    Joyce: a reasonable and understandable list
    Ryan: a bisexual and understandable list
    Shane: it’s giving bottom

  • @meggy8699
    @meggy8699 2 года назад +5150

    the fact that shane bases his sexiness purely on respect makes him so trustworthy in my book

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay 2 года назад +338

      Shane saying I find their care and loving nature sexy makes me trust him even more.

    • @meggy8699
      @meggy8699 2 года назад +245

      @@satarupagingerkolay like his list was all "moms/,digures of responsibility and care" and thats not bc he as mommy issues at all like he was afraid people would say, thats just independent women are sexy. hes a feminist !

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay 2 года назад +87

      @@meggy8699 God! Watcher as a whole is what healthy work place should look like.

    • @kuroinokitsune
      @kuroinokitsune 2 года назад +63

      @@meggy8699 also judging by comments he is lesbian style icon (I dunno how but ladies say so)

    • @CaroGo
      @CaroGo 2 года назад +77

      @@meggy8699 Except for Ratigan, but that was just his bottom energy I think

  • @unthinkabletimeless8607
    @unthinkabletimeless8607 2 года назад +5641

    Shane: I don't have mommy issues
    Also Shane: She gives milk

    • @Pyxlean
      @Pyxlean 2 года назад +64

      Reminds me of the Wikipedia mod who made 500 articles about ,, big mommy milkers''

    • @sierra4766
      @sierra4766 2 года назад +60

      Shane has cousin issues, aunt/uncle issues, grandpa issues, he's got 'em all hahaha

    • @fricketyfrackgettfback
      @fricketyfrackgettfback 2 года назад +30

      In the next fucking breath

    • @bruhsset
      @bruhsset 2 года назад +28

      He has mommy issues because his mom didn't take him to watch Toy Story lol

    • @ariadnabarrientos3625
      @ariadnabarrientos3625 2 года назад +2

      @@bruhsset this made me wheeze

  • @dotdotdot...176
    @dotdotdot...176 Год назад +2396

    "Performance enhancers."
    Ryan: weed
    Shane: cocaine
    Joyce (and me): viagra???

  • @tybronx2446
    @tybronx2446 Год назад +2895

    Everytime I think I'm beginning to grasp Shane as a person, he does shit like this. Fantastic. Never change my man.

    • @taliag09
      @taliag09 Год назад

      Like how he casually mentions he used to eat bugs as a kid in one of the too many spirits episode... We love him but goddamn he is a fucking weirdo

    • @enbyfairyyy
      @enbyfairyyy Год назад +20

      It’s all about the bit

    • @anita42853
      @anita42853 Год назад

      PLSLSLMAOSOOS

  • @yumisayama4110
    @yumisayama4110 2 года назад +7435

    Shane: "I don't have mommy issues."
    Also Shane: "I love that she gives M I L K"

    • @Nikkitty09
      @Nikkitty09 2 года назад +223

      And how he wanted Mrs. Potts originally for his number 1. ULTIMATE mommy vibes 🤣

    • @yumisayama4110
      @yumisayama4110 2 года назад +137

      @@Nikkitty09 IKR?!
      My boi needs to start accepting himself...
      It's like Joyce said: "You wanna get roughed up and coddled".
      She knows what's up 😏

    • @dlr_rosa254
      @dlr_rosa254 2 года назад +40

      @@yumisayama4110 She can read them easily!!!

    • @rebeccabehrens4472
      @rebeccabehrens4472 2 года назад +40

      I love how Shane makes M I L K into a three syllable word

    • @lilybird6868
      @lilybird6868 2 года назад +26

      literally not even a breath between those two sentences

  • @shadedway5277
    @shadedway5277 2 года назад +12381

    Us: "Separating from Buzzfeed has let these three guys thrive in their natural wacky environment!"
    Us after this video: "They have too much freedom"

    • @katecat2635
      @katecat2635 2 года назад +293

      The shall not be contained

    • @nevica1811
      @nevica1811 2 года назад +298

      It’s turning into a fever dream and I love it

    • @Bbq_kiwi
      @Bbq_kiwi 2 года назад +65

      Years from now I will relish these videos and the memories of them getting me through these dark pandemic times 🥺😌

    • @starberrymoth
      @starberrymoth 2 года назад +127

      The fact they liked this comment just shows the pure chaos they intend to feed us

    • @rileym538
      @rileym538 2 года назад +42

      not the like by watcher 🤣

  • @dotdotdot...176
    @dotdotdot...176 Год назад +1217

    "Squeeze me like a tube of toothpaste."
    "Wring me out like an old dish cloth."
    - Shane Alexander Madej, 2022

    • @Jordan_Givan
      @Jordan_Givan Год назад +13

      Fact it’s genuinely meant violently & not sexually😭

    • @idunnosaurus
      @idunnosaurus Год назад +2

      Damn it's like 'I wanna be yours' pt. 2

    • @uglybetty8747
      @uglybetty8747 11 месяцев назад

      Periodtt

  • @kireischonbeau7485
    @kireischonbeau7485 Год назад +611

    Surprised I'm not seeing anyone commenting on how very clearly Ryan has a strong thing for green eyes, as he repeatedly brings up "nice green eyes."

    • @kitchywitchygirl
      @kitchywitchygirl Год назад +137

      And like, look at his wife. This man is really living out his dreams

    • @geegeezlouis86
      @geegeezlouis86 Год назад +82

      @@kitchywitchygirl He had me wondering if Mari's eyes were green (I never notice eye color lol), and sure enough!

  • @vee.t.a
    @vee.t.a 2 года назад +6236

    1 minute in and shane is purring. this is going to be a lot.

    • @coocoobananasz
      @coocoobananasz 2 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @caitlynpeesker8803
      @caitlynpeesker8803 2 года назад +122

      Update: it WAS a lot😂

    • @NoiseDay
      @NoiseDay 2 года назад +65

      That warning did not prepare me.

    • @senpapi3058
      @senpapi3058 2 года назад +57

      The “thirsty baddie” in the tittle should’ve given it away

    • @cottonii_
      @cottonii_ 2 года назад +24

      i had to take a moment when Shane started purring i was NOT ready 😭

  • @syd6964
    @syd6964 2 года назад +6595

    A summary of today's episode:
    Shane's list: miscellaneous chaos
    Ryan list: oops all furries
    Joyce's list: beefy baddies

    • @GwendolynnBY
      @GwendolynnBY 2 года назад +257

      shane's list is mostly doms

    • @carolinewheeler77
      @carolinewheeler77 2 года назад +146

      Shane’s list: I’m afraid

    • @pjuster2
      @pjuster2 2 года назад +37

      @@carolinewheeler77 and horny

    • @abbypayne4496
      @abbypayne4496 2 года назад +23

      I can’t get over Oops all Furries! 😂😂😂

    • @abbypayne4496
      @abbypayne4496 2 года назад +47

      @@GwendolynnBY Shane does give bottom energy IMO. Dare I say power bottom even?

  • @jessicaschneider4544
    @jessicaschneider4544 Год назад +768

    i don't like to speculate about real people's sexuality. i will say, however, that as an aesexual person, i feel very seen by shane's list. when he says "this isn't a list of characters i would like to fuck, this is a list of character i think could get it"....i felt that deep in my soul

    • @poppyonline4034
      @poppyonline4034 Год назад +47

      Same. Good analysis. I feel the same way

    • @waterseedwilliams
      @waterseedwilliams 9 месяцев назад +16

      I do love that about Shane. It feels like Demi/Ace representation. 😅

    • @kamilo7473
      @kamilo7473 4 месяца назад +7

      no same! it really resonated with me for some reason and it reminded me of when jaiden animations played dating sims

    • @PumpkinHeadYOLO
      @PumpkinHeadYOLO 2 месяца назад +1

      Oh my God, I thought about it the whole time!..

  • @jordanbrown2692
    @jordanbrown2692 Год назад +296

    Ryan saying “I watched the goofy movie rock hard on Viagra” is definitely gonna be taken out of context

  • @aerocarnie
    @aerocarnie 2 года назад +2666

    Shane Madej on wanting to be topped by Ursula the Sea Witch: "She can wring me out like an old dish cloth." .......................AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!!

    • @donuthockeylover8239
      @donuthockeylover8239 2 года назад +58

      Them thirsting over Ursula for like 5 min was hilarious

    • @beagotm9318
      @beagotm9318 2 года назад +9

      No truer words have been spoken

    • @adrianaheiler9794
      @adrianaheiler9794 2 года назад +19

      *cuts to Shamwow advertisement

    • @dumpsterpanda88
      @dumpsterpanda88 2 года назад +29

      did nord vpn know this is what they were signing up for?

    • @chileanyways196
      @chileanyways196 2 года назад +10

      its giving dylan is in trouble

  • @weebmerchdestroyedwallet-k1283
    @weebmerchdestroyedwallet-k1283 2 года назад +2746

    So to summarise: Shane wants to be crushed by big mommy issues and Ryan likes green-eyed dancers with lots of hair XD

    • @maca76
      @maca76 2 года назад +37

      he really does love those green eyes huh

    • @jherlenecargill4081
      @jherlenecargill4081 2 года назад +67

      Curly hair, tanned and green eyes… I mean talk about wifeying your crush

  • @elenasilver1336
    @elenasilver1336 2 года назад +1252

    Okay, hear me out - Thomas O'Malley. A true gentleman with just the right amount of "rough", helped Duchesse without expecting anything, accepted her kids immediately. 10/10.

    • @jordana6720
      @jordana6720 Год назад +32

      I respect that pick and you opened a mind police.

    • @kojayeoja
      @kojayeoja Год назад +3

      You're right and you should say it.

    • @allypage2176
      @allypage2176 Год назад +16

      Hear me out, Duchess.

    • @dcardigan13
      @dcardigan13 11 месяцев назад +7

      You made me remember how hot I found that fictional cat dang it

    • @k1tkat-kate
      @k1tkat-kate 3 месяца назад +3

      Yes, thank you! This is Abraham deLacey Guiseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley erasure!

  • @dotdotdot...176
    @dotdotdot...176 Год назад +510

    Joyce's list: understandable
    Ryan's list: closeted furry
    Shane's list: bottom with a mommy mouse kink

  • @MalenaGarcia28
    @MalenaGarcia28 2 года назад +1824

    shane read that "he's sexy in a rat kinda way" post and made it his whole personality

    • @soupforfree
      @soupforfree 2 года назад +9

      HELP

    • @LunarQuillin
      @LunarQuillin 2 года назад +9

      My very first thought when his number 5 was revealed😂😭😭

    • @ghostmemeboi
      @ghostmemeboi 2 года назад

      it was made about him

    • @MalenaGarcia28
      @MalenaGarcia28 2 года назад +3

      @@ghostmemeboi yeah... Everyone knows that, pal.

    • @boobailey4509
      @boobailey4509 2 года назад +3

      I thought that comment was kinda mean but now I know Shane was like YESSSS

  • @ryangrey951
    @ryangrey951 2 года назад +6130

    things we learned today:
    Ryan is probably a furry
    Shane is a sick, sick man
    Joyce is 100% correct, especially about Mulan

    • @ehthatsmineh
      @ehthatsmineh 2 года назад +81

      i read this to the tone of roses are red, violets are blue

    • @ryangrey951
      @ryangrey951 2 года назад +38

      @@ehthatsmineh the only right way to read it tbh

    • @dikshamalhotra321
      @dikshamalhotra321 2 года назад +9

      Correct

    • @AspennLilly
      @AspennLilly 2 года назад +65

      Also that Ryan has a thing for green eyes apparently. 😂 he brought it up so many times

    • @kassandragoldstein4661
      @kassandragoldstein4661 2 года назад +15

      My only gripe with Joyce’s picks is that Kida isn’t on it.

  • @haleyl8497
    @haleyl8497 Год назад +329

    shane: i don't have mommy issues
    also shane: "she gives milk", motherly characters, "at first i thought mrs potts--"

  • @luthienr.3440
    @luthienr.3440 2 года назад +817

    joyce's : everybody understands
    ryan's : every bi kids crush
    shane's : mommies lowkey kinky

  • @katweaver2706
    @katweaver2706 2 года назад +2558

    Joyce: “She saved the country of COURSE she can clap my cheeks”
    Ryan: *noise of a soul leaving a body*

    • @blobfishcool
      @blobfishcool 2 года назад +29

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 2 года назад +10

      I think we need a time stamp, lol

    • @emilyr7888
      @emilyr7888 2 года назад +32

      @@deprofundis3293 18:38 !

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 2 года назад +9

      @@emilyr7888 thank you for your service XD

  • @ellegirl1770
    @ellegirl1770 2 года назад +1981

    Joyce to Shane: "You're really giving me bottom energy." that made me lol

  • @lackingmyface
    @lackingmyface Год назад +649

    Somehow I find Shane's list as very endearing. It seems like it's all over the place but once you give it a thought, he actually finds beauty in almost everything and anything. I like that.

    • @poppyonline4034
      @poppyonline4034 Год назад +9

      I agree. It’s the best.

    • @Jordan_Givan
      @Jordan_Givan Год назад +33

      Yeah he’s definitely going for personality & attitude

    • @chattymime
      @chattymime 5 месяцев назад +2

      agreed and i love him even more after this episode

  • @clementinedewitt9022
    @clementinedewitt9022 2 года назад +383

    Shane being a secret freak is everything I needed in my life

  • @qfatima0141
    @qfatima0141 2 года назад +1964

    Shane: Bottom Energy
    Ryan: Child/Nostalgic Energy
    Joyce: Wants to have her back broken.
    The best trio.

    • @peggingmothman
      @peggingmothman 2 года назад +75

      and also very into being the third for already established couples 😂

    • @merchantarthurn
      @merchantarthurn 2 года назад +51

      Don't forget: Ryan also comes with full blown furry energy. Skipping all the more anthro foxes for the Fox & Hound one?

    • @peggingmothman
      @peggingmothman 2 года назад +7

      @@merchantarthurn An excellent point at least my fox choice (Robin Hood) is anthropomorphic 😂

    • @Claireannette77
      @Claireannette77 2 года назад +3

      Similar to the witches in hocus pocus😂

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 2 года назад +2

      Shane: aesthetic

  • @lornahurt170
    @lornahurt170 2 года назад +4014

    The fact that Ryan had the audacity to act shocked at Shane having Ursula on his list, mere moments after admitting that he was attracted to a fox as a child 😂😂

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 2 года назад +164

      I’m just shocked that fox wasn’t Maid Marion or Robin Hood honestly. I don’t think Vixey even speaks. She is hot as hell though.

    • @jolenemorris6863
      @jolenemorris6863 2 года назад +73

      @@rgoodfellow Vixey and Todd are basically non anthropomorphic Robin Hood and Maid Marion

    • @rgoodfellow
      @rgoodfellow 2 года назад +8

      @@jolenemorris6863 very true.

    • @mintymeve578
      @mintymeve578 2 года назад +17

      To be fair, it is a very sexy fox

    • @meganfetterly1544
      @meganfetterly1544 2 года назад +19

      I've never felt more seen than when Ryan said vixie was his sexual awakening

  • @ace-of-bats
    @ace-of-bats Год назад +300

    The thing everyone on Ryan's list has in common is pretty eyes, which, so does Mari. His list is basically Mari-as-fox, Mari-as-dog, Mari-as-lioness, etc. ... Except for Powerline. That's just a whole 'nother thing.

  • @thedisguise3538
    @thedisguise3538 2 года назад +189

    To be honest, when Ryan said "performance enhancers" I also immediately thought of viagra

  • @Kel.Vision
    @Kel.Vision 2 года назад +3284

    Shocked and happy about Ryan’s gender inclusive list, Shane’s list scares me, and Joyce is still an absolute mood!

    • @rebeccah4177
      @rebeccah4177 2 года назад +79

      They're all gender inclusive!

    • @Kel.Vision
      @Kel.Vision 2 года назад +42

      @@rebeccah4177 I know they all are. I was just surprised to see it from Ryan.

    • @Kel.Vision
      @Kel.Vision 2 года назад +3

      @@cable7763 My apologies.

    • @GOOM
      @GOOM 2 года назад +43

      @@cable7763 wdym rude ryan is a known “straight guy”

    • @MM-ly7cm
      @MM-ly7cm 2 года назад +29

      @@GOOM that’s very true, but Ryan is a guy who knows an attractive man when he sees one 😂 you can be straight and not be blind too

  • @JadoreMarisol
    @JadoreMarisol 2 года назад +2017

    Shane's really tapping into his "sexy in a rat sort of way" vibe

  • @Katiethewizard
    @Katiethewizard 2 года назад +294

    It's honestly amazing that out of 5, Shane put a mouse AND a rat on his list and was somehow correct both times

  • @HectorNazarioFiammE
    @HectorNazarioFiammE 2 года назад +435

    Ryan calling weed a performance enhancer confirms my suspicion that he's been high as balls for most episodes of Are You Scared. Maybe if you'd smoked during Puppet History you wouldn't have killed the professor 😔💔

  • @tuluin_
    @tuluin_ 2 года назад +2793

    joyce diagnosing shane with bottom twice in this video is something i sure never expected to see in a watcher video i hope she's having the best day ever and i hope you invite her on the channel again

    • @tillyhewitt4491
      @tillyhewitt4491 2 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @twtclikk7841
      @twtclikk7841 2 года назад +74

      i hope you are happy to know that i am only five minutes into the video and my jaw dropped at this revelation. also i started tearing up because holy shit no way. i also hope that she is having the most wonderful day of her life because she deserves it

    • @LeilaleilaZ
      @LeilaleilaZ 2 года назад +55

      But did she lieee. She literally said what I was thinking
      Mann's an undeniable bottom 😂

    • @sofiaretamar3140
      @sofiaretamar3140 2 года назад +56

      DIAGNOSING- I'M HONESTLY SOBBING

    • @morganwhaley9119
      @morganwhaley9119 2 года назад +79

      Shane only has one fear and that fear isn't getting pegged.

  • @cyynical3299
    @cyynical3299 2 года назад +5321

    I am shocked that Meg from Hercules didn’t make a list. She’s the archetype!

    • @M2ofEMMM
      @M2ofEMMM 2 года назад +291

      Oh my God I'm so glad someone else chimed in with her. She had that grown woman hotness.

    • @brendandumas9058
      @brendandumas9058 2 года назад +80

      Most underrated disney princess

    • @viperv6768
      @viperv6768 2 года назад +164

      Her sass/attitude alone was enough to put her on this list! And then she was also confident and actively flirty? Chef's kiss!

    • @stellaogrady222
      @stellaogrady222 2 года назад +35

      Or Jasmine!

    • @adamil92
      @adamil92 2 года назад +3

      EXACTLY

  • @aylendexskelington96
    @aylendexskelington96 Год назад +233

    you know i usually take shane’s top 5 picks with a grain of salt but i wholeheartedly believe he’s got it for ratigan

  • @youngajummah
    @youngajummah 2 года назад +388

    Petition for Joyce to be a permanent fixture on the show. She was hysterical. 😅

  • @angelicafimbres8351
    @angelicafimbres8351 2 года назад +2559

    I am offended at the lack of ATLANTIS characters because HOT DAMN, but overall I loved Shane’s list, he wants to be secure and honestly we stan.

    • @allisonpozzo
      @allisonpozzo 2 года назад +95

      Kida and Megara both deserved to get at least a shoutout in this, but the ones they put on their lists (aside from all Ryan’s basic picks) were too good, so I guess I’ll let them slide 😅

    • @mariagy4
      @mariagy4 2 года назад +28

      You are absolutely right cuz I've been saying since 2019 that idk why but almost every Atlantis character could get it 😂

    • @ZanraiKid
      @ZanraiKid 2 года назад +32

      Literally could have made a list with NOBODY but Atlantis characters, and I’d 💯 agree.

    • @wafaamri7772
      @wafaamri7772 2 года назад +3

      Was just about to comment this! Honestly it’s sacrilegious that they didn’t at least mention Kida (and Zootopia)

    • @myloriv
      @myloriv 2 года назад +8

      Kida and Audrey were my bi awakening tbh

  • @sofie8679
    @sofie8679 2 года назад +932

    Ryan really had the AUDACITY to bash Shane for picking Ursula, when he just talked about how hot a whole ass fox was 😭😭

    • @pd96851
      @pd96851 2 года назад +16

      Had me in tears

    • @beckypratt8218
      @beckypratt8218 2 года назад +36

      Tbf it was a coquettish animal

    • @ruaoneill9050
      @ruaoneill9050 2 года назад +1

      I don't think Ryan had a baddie on his list so that's what shocked him 🤣🤣🤣

    • @katej2284
      @katej2284 2 года назад +8

      But in his defence fox Robin and Nick Wilde are two of the sexiest characters ever so this checks out 😄

    • @beckypratt8218
      @beckypratt8218 2 года назад +1

      @@katej2284 I was so disappointed there was no Robin!!

  • @matrixiekitty2127
    @matrixiekitty2127 Год назад +45

    I cant stop cackling over “that’s a coquettish animal!” It caught me so off guard!!🤣🤣

  • @greatvalue_ethelcain
    @greatvalue_ethelcain Год назад +197

    As an aspec person, I can relate to Shane’s list being like “people I respect and want to know more about, people I want to be like, and people - if it was the right occasion - who I could imagine banging.”

  • @katlab4692
    @katlab4692 2 года назад +2519

    Shane: I don't have mommy issues!
    also Shane: so at first I thought of Mrs. Potts

    • @MsMickkeyMouse
      @MsMickkeyMouse 2 года назад +17

      Jajaj i know he is sooo funny

    • @elfieinblack4618
      @elfieinblack4618 Год назад +6

      I played Mrs. Potts when I was in high school and was weirdly flattered by that comment 😂

  • @contadoramv
    @contadoramv 2 года назад +1360

    Ryan being offended that “performance enhancers “ was interpreted as viagra 😂

    • @coryssadnew2983
      @coryssadnew2983 2 года назад +139

      I'm with Joyce my first thought was viagra as well!

    • @noplastictrees5384
      @noplastictrees5384 2 года назад +59

      I mean he did say he was watching videos while on performance enhancers and he thought we were supposed to interpret it as anything other than Viagra?

    • @KS-xk2so
      @KS-xk2so 2 года назад +12

      Who pops Viagra to just watch a cartoon movie, lol Getting high and watching old movies is a regular thing, popping a boner and doing so is not

    • @Ilikebigbuttdandicanborlie
      @Ilikebigbuttdandicanborlie 2 года назад +2

      @@KS-xk2so CHIILL

    • @julas3642
      @julas3642 2 года назад +1

      @@KS-xk2so who? Ryan allegedly! and I did that idk maybe twice in my whole life? yea, was real fun!

  • @chuangwang9155
    @chuangwang9155 Год назад +90

    Honestly, as an asexual person, I'm getting "confusing flowing style with sex appeal" vibes from Shane's list.

  • @ronniemarczewski3654
    @ronniemarczewski3654 Год назад +185

    I love that Shane's list contained Ursula and that his fantasy about Fifi concluded with "I'm a little dusty"! Also: "To be a ho, you have to be wholesome" Not sure that's true, but I love it just the same

  • @rgoodfellow
    @rgoodfellow 2 года назад +5419

    Honestly, do a sequel to this episode. Please, for the love of god. THE PEOPLE NEED MORE OF THIS WEIRDNESS.

    • @LoveCrumb
      @LoveCrumb 2 года назад +31

      I know! I was waiting for the honourable mentions!

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 2 года назад +24

      I still can’t believe no one had Jessica Rabbit on their list

    • @OhtheSuffering
      @OhtheSuffering 2 года назад +14

      Sexiest Dreamworks characters!

    • @darkdragonrider24
      @darkdragonrider24 2 года назад +5

      Dreamworks characters!

    • @ariadventures2289
      @ariadventures2289 2 года назад +5

      This was my favorite ranking they did by FAR.

  • @online2000.
    @online2000. 2 года назад +1005

    Shane: “Cocaine?”
    Ryan: “No, weed you fucking weirdo” 😭

    • @assleypenn9309
      @assleypenn9309 2 года назад +88

      Viagra 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @juliekim4498
      @juliekim4498 2 года назад +50

      @@assleypenn9309 Tbh I was also assuming Viagra lol

    • @Bbq_kiwi
      @Bbq_kiwi 2 года назад +1

      My first thought was mushies or acid and I was like that would be dope but yeah weed makes sense lol

    • @the_one_jess_travelled2600
      @the_one_jess_travelled2600 2 года назад +4

      I think we all thought he was t a talking about Viagra

    • @online2000.
      @online2000. 2 года назад

      @@the_one_jess_travelled2600 nah I was thinkin weed

  • @justinrenee
    @justinrenee 2 года назад +252

    Man the bottom energy Shane radiates is absolutely the representation I needed today

  • @mayavp
    @mayavp Год назад +32

    1. Meg from Hercules
    2. Shan yu from Mulan
    3. Flynn Ryder from Tangled
    4. Milo Thatch from Atlantis
    5. Tom O'Malley from the Aristocats
    Honourable mention for Dimitri from Anastasia (the real #3) since it wasn't originally Disney when released.

  • @ChiaraBuries
    @ChiaraBuries 2 года назад +6565

    I love how Joyce's list is the thirsty but socially acceptable one, all her picks are unquestionably the best picks and also all respectable. Ryan's is the emotional and understandable list, very much infused with the childhood affection of the moment he came in contact with these characters and then there's Shane. Shane is the bare truth, the visceral drive, the one you don't want to hear but BY GOD is he gonna tell the truth. He's the list we want to have the courage to say out loud and the only thing keeping us back is shame. I tip my hat to you Shane Madej, your honesty liberates us (and kinda grosses us out).

    • @ChiaraBuries
      @ChiaraBuries 2 года назад +22

      @@moonriverinc7896 oh shoot you're absolutely right!!!

    • @k80_
      @k80_ 2 года назад +231

      Shane is the id, Ryan is the ego and Joyce is the super ego

    • @Trickpants
      @Trickpants 2 года назад +63

      Shame ... Shane ... only one letter apart!

    • @ChiaraBuries
      @ChiaraBuries 2 года назад +33

      @@Trickpants oh my god the answer has always been right in front of us!

    • @Bitterswheat
      @Bitterswheat Год назад +13

      is scar socially acceptable??? it’s the same as vixey

  • @spookymia8135
    @spookymia8135 2 года назад +1215

    What I'm getting is that Joyce likes nerdy men, and women who could crush her head with their thighs, which is fair.

  • @NoName-my1vk
    @NoName-my1vk Год назад +31

    "ring me out like an old dish cloth"
    "period"
    I love these 3 together so much, you just don't even know

  • @femininefun1637
    @femininefun1637 Год назад +70

    I could totally see Shane doing the walk of shame out of Ursulas room at 5a holding his boots so he doesn't wake her when he leaves 🤣🙈

  • @matoroowen3349
    @matoroowen3349 2 года назад +520

    Shane really took “hes sexy in a rat way” to heart

  • @ihveesoar3505
    @ihveesoar3505 2 года назад +2288

    Joyce: *in depth description about Nani's attractiveness based on responsibility*
    Shane and Ryan: 🌘👅🌒 O H A N A 🌘👅🌒

  • @Howlsflame
    @Howlsflame Год назад +27

    the fact that no list had Kovu on it is insane

  • @android6225
    @android6225 Год назад +29

    1) shane is 100% correct on Ursula and 2) the noise Ryan makes at 18:40 killed me

  • @taprobanna
    @taprobanna 2 года назад +2000

    They totally had the ability to list princesses and more human characters (shout out to Joyce for seizing that opportunity!) but noooo Shane and Ryan went with animals and a feather duster 😭

    • @XblasertX
      @XblasertX 2 года назад +2

      @@CrazeeAdam she's in ryan's list...

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 2 года назад +1

      @@XblasertX oh I know. Kind of thought she'd be on our guests list too xD I deleted based more on confusion. But she's not everyone's cup of T

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 2 года назад +5

      That's what made this so good, though! XD

    • @donkenkonken6685
      @donkenkonken6685 2 года назад +28

      The feather duster do be a baddie though

    • @Glamazonia.
      @Glamazonia. 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @lindsayschmidt2177
    @lindsayschmidt2177 2 года назад +2095

    Ryan has never told a bigger lie than “Shane Madej is not sexual” have you SEEN that man

    • @VaraHeyman
      @VaraHeyman 2 года назад +12

      💯 💯

    • @veemartini5374
      @veemartini5374 2 года назад +22

      SERIOUSLY. I was offended

    • @walkingmess5636
      @walkingmess5636 2 года назад +74

      he’s /sexy/ not sexual
      respect the difference 😔✋

    • @maca76
      @maca76 2 года назад +30

      we no know he is sexual in a bottom kind of way

    • @lelacintron3540
      @lelacintron3540 2 года назад

      Agreed!🖤🖤

  • @sharkee420
    @sharkee420 Год назад +14

    I do love how much Ryan loved Esmeralda as a child because she kinda, lowkey looks like Mari. Tan skinned, big, curly hair, green eyes. Is Mari adult Ryan’s Esmeralda? That he fucking married? I love that for Ryan.

  • @charliewarren553
    @charliewarren553 Год назад +86

    Ryan: “green eyes, lovely curly hair”
    Shane: “scARVES”
    something about this got me-

  • @Galinda33
    @Galinda33 2 года назад +2123

    I think Shane adding in “or bottom-s’y turvey” after Ryan says something about things being “topsy turvey” really just reinforces Joyce’s comments on his energy lol

  • @georgiakuchinsky
    @georgiakuchinsky 2 года назад +1228

    "with all due respect, as a feather duster, she does have a dump truck ass" absolutely wheezing

  • @ethanhorn6093
    @ethanhorn6093 Год назад +55

    Joyce: "Bring out your ho's!"
    Shane: "#4 is Ursula"
    Joyce: "Can I leave?"
    Shane though, seriously, hilarious how much he's into the mouse/rat combination of things. It's sort of awe-inspiring.

  • @whimsicalstray
    @whimsicalstray Год назад +22

    For someone with limited Disney knowledge, Shane's list was inspired.

  • @stylishneo
    @stylishneo 2 года назад +1535

    this is more disturbing than anything shane has ever said on unsolved. i love it

  • @sethbrock5993
    @sethbrock5993 Год назад +8

    I can see most of the answers, but the fact that there was NO MEG from Hercules???? Absolute criminal. War crime worthy

  • @epoehlman
    @epoehlman 2 года назад +55

    shane: i don’t have mommy issues
    also shane: well my first thought was mrs potts

  • @TartRobot
    @TartRobot 2 года назад +1232

    Shane having the old "do i want to fuck him or do i want to become him" struggle over Rattigan is so funny and on brand oh my god
    edit: hi lgbt community 💕

    • @catspajamboree
      @catspajamboree 2 года назад +85

      and im screaming because the first thirst comment i ever read for shane was “he’s kinda sexy in a rat way” so him saying rattagan 😭

    • @sweatergoof3200
      @sweatergoof3200 2 года назад +10

      after he described that I REALLY expected his top choice to be Basil since that would be the easier character for him to become

    • @stefkais
      @stefkais 2 года назад +2

      he is bisexual and no one can change my mind

    • @maca76
      @maca76 2 года назад +1

      @@sweatergoof3200 i totally can see it, i loved Basil when i was a little girl, saw that movie hundreds of times just for that sexy mouse

  • @sirenfang1179
    @sirenfang1179 2 года назад +685

    so shane's into freaky stuff, ryan's into furry, and joyce digs a sugar parent.....checks out lmao

  • @brandonwei2430
    @brandonwei2430 2 года назад +42

    Lumiere: "But, Master, we must have her love you before the spell will keep us trapped forever!"
    Shane, eyeing the featherduster: "Do we, though?"

  • @meganfetterly1544
    @meganfetterly1544 2 года назад +30

    Shane is criminally unhinged and I love it

  • @chelseal8448
    @chelseal8448 2 года назад +2430

    Just kind of realized it when he purred: Shane is like a juvenile Jeff Goldblum. Like whatever entity or specimen Jeff Goldblum is, Shane Madej is the young/juvenile form of that.

    • @vivianvitae
      @vivianvitae 2 года назад +109

      stopppp you're so correct

    • @aparajithasankar845
      @aparajithasankar845 2 года назад +45

      underrated comment

    • @michaelraun4459
      @michaelraun4459 2 года назад +56

      That's not an incorrect statement, if Shane had Goldblum's sense of style, then it would be dead on

    • @lizziayers
      @lizziayers 2 года назад +16

      I had this exact same realization

    • @cbjgirl23
      @cbjgirl23 2 года назад +16

      oh my god i never thought of it like that, i can totally see it now

  • @rheanathan4189
    @rheanathan4189 2 года назад +1390

    This is already the best content they have ever produced, the bisexual energy, the horniness, JOYCE

    • @sabosage
      @sabosage 2 года назад +55

      Exactly what I was gonna say! And I feel not knowing whether you wanna be someone or be on them is *very * bisexual.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 2 года назад +6

      Right? One of their best episodes of beat down. XD

    • @lucyhunter8313
      @lucyhunter8313 2 года назад +3

      100%

    • @snehapradhan5591
      @snehapradhan5591 2 года назад +8

      the bi representation that we deserve 😌✨

  • @sabrinagendreau504
    @sabrinagendreau504 2 года назад +67

    I respect Shane’s list. I really do. I love how he kinda openly admits that he likes it rough LOL! I love Joyce, hope she will be back!

    • @gloomybear_uwu
      @gloomybear_uwu Год назад +1

      Makes you think, hows his and saras relationship behind the scenes

  • @CassandraL666
    @CassandraL666 2 года назад +33

    Ryan’s Stitch impression is IMPECCABLE
    Also. I think Shane is just attracted to female characters with a STRONG sense of self. Women’s empowerment kinda stuff. I dig it!

  • @fallendarkstar14
    @fallendarkstar14 2 года назад +848

    We need more of these horny list. These discussions are top tier

    • @sierra4766
      @sierra4766 2 года назад +45

      I feel like it was the most respect/least fighting over lists of all the top 5 eps

    • @rosea1505
      @rosea1505 2 года назад +26

      Hopefully we’ll get a sexiest Pixar characters ep in the future 😂

    • @CellineM
      @CellineM 2 года назад +3

      @@rosea1505 Elastigirl/Mrs. Incredible hands down

  • @84rt_
    @84rt_ 2 года назад +486

    We need Top Five Sexiest with Joyce every season, at least one.

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 2 года назад +8

      Pixar, marvel, dc, Nickelodeon, etc

  • @M2ofEMMM
    @M2ofEMMM 2 года назад +175

    This was wild. I truly did not know where Shane's list was going to go next and feared for my life. (Ursula is unironically a good pick though. Much love to fat drag queens. 🏳️‍🌈)

    • @elfieinblack4618
      @elfieinblack4618 Год назад

      Right?! The other two were so horrified by that, but fat drag queens! Joyce and Ryan need to watch more Drag race if they don’t think Ursula is hot.

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 Год назад +35

    Shane’s list gives me so much joy! 100% relatable and at tad concerning.

  • @liv_sims
    @liv_sims 2 года назад +2027

    The fact that Thomas O’Malley the alley cat didn’t make it on anyones list is an atrocity of monstrous proportions

    • @michaelraun4459
      @michaelraun4459 2 года назад +269

      Shane prolly would've gone for Duchess, the Horse, one of the geese, or the rat that dips the cracker in the milk.

    • @liv_sims
      @liv_sims 2 года назад +5

      @@michaelraun4459 😂😂😂

    • @mcallisterjohnson3571
      @mcallisterjohnson3571 2 года назад +17

      @@michaelraun4459 bro I laughed out loud to this

    • @fricketyfrackgettfback
      @fricketyfrackgettfback 2 года назад +14

      @@michaelraun4459 one of the geese 🤣😭🤚🏽💀
      And it's uncle waldo

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 Год назад +6

      @@fricketyfrackgettfback it's Uncle Waldo. Boris is the goose in Balto and gets called uncle Boris by the two polar bears

  • @pd96851
    @pd96851 2 года назад +924

    This episode was god tier in every way, Joyce, Joyce’s picks, the realization that Shane has bottom energy with a side of mommy issues, Ryan’s noises and laughter and watching Goofy on “performance enhancers”, Ryan discovering the aunt from Big Hero 6, the discussions. Everything was just perfection.

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 2 года назад +34

      I’m sorry but the thought of Ryan watching goofy movie totally bricked up has me in fucking tears

    • @pd96851
      @pd96851 2 года назад +4

      @@Kat-qr7hv absolutely 😭 just hard as a rock watching this Disney movie

    • @nevica1811
      @nevica1811 2 года назад +2

      Even Shane’s build up to his #5 in response to Ryan
      I was dead 🤣

  • @ajjamsen694
    @ajjamsen694 Год назад +25

    From the sound of it, Shane remembered the feather duster in his post nut clarity 😆 also, love the guys response at 18:41 when Joyce said "...of course she can clap my cheeks..." 🤣

  • @niedlichta08
    @niedlichta08 Год назад +12

    Watching this now and hearing Ryan kept saying lovely green eyes and remembering that Marie, his wife, has lovely green eyes warms my heart lol

  • @onedirectioner123432
    @onedirectioner123432 2 года назад +653

    Shane is bringing… um… some type of energy this episode

    • @ladynoluck
      @ladynoluck 2 года назад +51

      Learning a different side of him for sure 💀

    • @rosemaryaragon2917
      @rosemaryaragon2917 2 года назад +50

      I think the word you’re looking for is bottom

    • @hollygirl8877
      @hollygirl8877 2 года назад +22

      Mouse bottom energy

    • @LadyDaliena
      @LadyDaliena 2 года назад +6

      Shane? What about Ryan?! The only redeming point was including Esmeralda 💀

    • @helenamirian908
      @helenamirian908 2 года назад

      I don't know, he'd top that duster...

  • @rahfadzillah
    @rahfadzillah 2 года назад +522

    Ryan describing Esmeralda, is just him low-key describing Marielle

  • @thechonkymermaid
    @thechonkymermaid 2 года назад +27

    Shane "these aren't characters I'd like to FU*K!"
    Me: well this won't be monetised
    *immediate ad*

  • @yes-mi8ue
    @yes-mi8ue Год назад +12

    I need Joyce to be a full time member of this channel. Her energy is so good, absolutely hilarious

  • @kafalotofeao462
    @kafalotofeao462 2 года назад +1478

    Loved this. Joyce is probably the only expert yet to have not felt like a third wheel to Shane and Ryan's dynamic duo energy. She a baddie and she stole the show. Also Shane, wtf 😂

    • @baketlist5003
      @baketlist5003 2 года назад +15

      she kind of queud ryan to start his list as if she's hosting lol love herrr

    • @Louale22
      @Louale22 2 года назад +2

      Agreed! Love her energy

    • @MadamAvaCouture
      @MadamAvaCouture 2 года назад +4

      A baddie with a fattie don't forget(but agreed)

  • @evana4752
    @evana4752 2 года назад +216

    Thoughts and prayers to the Nord VPN marketing guy trying to explain to his boss why they sponsored this video

    • @denissetoscano4264
      @denissetoscano4264 2 года назад +6

      I was thinking the same thing! 💀

    • @marts3104
      @marts3104 2 года назад +5

      well, theyre the same company who sponsors critical role, and sam riegal has done a lot of unhinged ads so i think theyre used to it by now 😅

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 2 года назад

      🤣

  • @lakersouthpaw
    @lakersouthpaw Год назад +12

    This was the funniest top 5 beatdown I've seen yet. Shane had my dying of laughter and Joyce was really funny as well. Ryan had some pretty funny choices as well but Shane wasn't as judgemental.
    I get Mrs. Bianca. It's the accent.

  • @alliejanzel8581
    @alliejanzel8581 2 года назад +33

    Omg I hope there’s a part 2 or Pixar version to this because this was wild but also outside of Nani and Tadashi, the movies were all golden age Disney or before Golden Age Disney. Would love to see the hot takes from after this period of time

  • @TsukiPanda
    @TsukiPanda 2 года назад +632

    PLEASE invite Joyce in again. The chemistry with Ryan and Shane was amazing

  • @atlasllm
    @atlasllm 2 года назад +600

    Ryan has the gall to throw shade at Shane picking Ursula, one of the best Disney villains, after admitting his sexual awakening over a literal fox

  • @mothmanseyes
    @mothmanseyes 2 года назад +26

    There are tears streaming down my face and I’m not even half way through this 😭 I wanna know who came up with this one
    THE FEATHER DUSTER SO TRUE SHANE

  • @EmilyBekanich
    @EmilyBekanich Год назад +13

    Shane has a thing for french mommies and I like it lmao “that’s basically ALL she has” I’m dying

  • @venusstv
    @venusstv 2 года назад +373

    “The thing is Mulan saved her country so of course she’s gonna clap my cheeks” LMAO SHE GOT A POINT