Thirsty Baddie Ranks Top 5 Sexiest Disney Characters • Top 5 Beatdown
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Welcome to Top 5 Beatdown! Today’s expert is a thirsty baddie with a fattie, Joyce Louis-Jean. LET’S LIST.
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Love that Shane's list is basically "Women I respect and a rat I want to RUIN me"
honestly mood
I gotta tell you this video hits a lot differently after watching the top Pixar vid...
yes and we respect that wholly lmao
The bisexual agenda
@@fricketyfrackgettfback where can I find that?
joyce's list: perfectly reasonable
shane's list: respecting women
ryan's list: bisexual furry
The lesbianest episode to ever exist. Especially with the Rattigan pick
This is the best one yet
Shanes is hella furry too lol
Shane’s fursona is a mouse
I really thought Shane was gonna have the bisexual furry list, boy was I wrong…..
Shane's "I don't have mommy issues" is about as believable as every time markiplier has said "I'm not a masochist"
LITERALLY
Or Dan Avidan’s “I’m not a furry”
Especially when you consider he says that his first thought went to Mrs Potts 22:47
I was waiting for some one to say it lol
Joyce: a reasonable and understandable list
Ryan: a bisexual and understandable list
Shane: it’s giving bottom
PLS LMAOSOSOSOSODOS
the fact that shane bases his sexiness purely on respect makes him so trustworthy in my book
Shane saying I find their care and loving nature sexy makes me trust him even more.
@@satarupagingerkolay like his list was all "moms/,digures of responsibility and care" and thats not bc he as mommy issues at all like he was afraid people would say, thats just independent women are sexy. hes a feminist !
@@meggy8699 God! Watcher as a whole is what healthy work place should look like.
@@meggy8699 also judging by comments he is lesbian style icon (I dunno how but ladies say so)
@@meggy8699 Except for Ratigan, but that was just his bottom energy I think
Shane: I don't have mommy issues
Also Shane: She gives milk
Reminds me of the Wikipedia mod who made 500 articles about ,, big mommy milkers''
Shane has cousin issues, aunt/uncle issues, grandpa issues, he's got 'em all hahaha
In the next fucking breath
He has mommy issues because his mom didn't take him to watch Toy Story lol
@@bruhsset this made me wheeze
"Performance enhancers."
Ryan: weed
Shane: cocaine
Joyce (and me): viagra???
That part had me howling
Same!
Me tooooo aha
i was thinking steroids 😭
My immediate thought😂
Everytime I think I'm beginning to grasp Shane as a person, he does shit like this. Fantastic. Never change my man.
Like how he casually mentions he used to eat bugs as a kid in one of the too many spirits episode... We love him but goddamn he is a fucking weirdo
It’s all about the bit
PLSLSLMAOSOOS
Shane: "I don't have mommy issues."
Also Shane: "I love that she gives M I L K"
And how he wanted Mrs. Potts originally for his number 1. ULTIMATE mommy vibes 🤣
@@Nikkitty09 IKR?!
My boi needs to start accepting himself...
It's like Joyce said: "You wanna get roughed up and coddled".
She knows what's up 😏
@@yumisayama4110 She can read them easily!!!
I love how Shane makes M I L K into a three syllable word
literally not even a breath between those two sentences
Us: "Separating from Buzzfeed has let these three guys thrive in their natural wacky environment!"
Us after this video: "They have too much freedom"
The shall not be contained
It’s turning into a fever dream and I love it
Years from now I will relish these videos and the memories of them getting me through these dark pandemic times 🥺😌
The fact they liked this comment just shows the pure chaos they intend to feed us
not the like by watcher 🤣
"Squeeze me like a tube of toothpaste."
"Wring me out like an old dish cloth."
- Shane Alexander Madej, 2022
Fact it’s genuinely meant violently & not sexually😭
Damn it's like 'I wanna be yours' pt. 2
Periodtt
Surprised I'm not seeing anyone commenting on how very clearly Ryan has a strong thing for green eyes, as he repeatedly brings up "nice green eyes."
And like, look at his wife. This man is really living out his dreams
@@kitchywitchygirl He had me wondering if Mari's eyes were green (I never notice eye color lol), and sure enough!
1 minute in and shane is purring. this is going to be a lot.
Lmao
Update: it WAS a lot😂
That warning did not prepare me.
The “thirsty baddie” in the tittle should’ve given it away
i had to take a moment when Shane started purring i was NOT ready 😭
A summary of today's episode:
Shane's list: miscellaneous chaos
Ryan list: oops all furries
Joyce's list: beefy baddies
shane's list is mostly doms
Shane’s list: I’m afraid
@@carolinewheeler77 and horny
I can’t get over Oops all Furries! 😂😂😂
@@GwendolynnBY Shane does give bottom energy IMO. Dare I say power bottom even?
i don't like to speculate about real people's sexuality. i will say, however, that as an aesexual person, i feel very seen by shane's list. when he says "this isn't a list of characters i would like to fuck, this is a list of character i think could get it"....i felt that deep in my soul
Same. Good analysis. I feel the same way
I do love that about Shane. It feels like Demi/Ace representation. 😅
no same! it really resonated with me for some reason and it reminded me of when jaiden animations played dating sims
Oh my God, I thought about it the whole time!..
Ryan saying “I watched the goofy movie rock hard on Viagra” is definitely gonna be taken out of context
Shane Madej on wanting to be topped by Ursula the Sea Witch: "She can wring me out like an old dish cloth." .......................AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!!
Them thirsting over Ursula for like 5 min was hilarious
No truer words have been spoken
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its giving dylan is in trouble
So to summarise: Shane wants to be crushed by big mommy issues and Ryan likes green-eyed dancers with lots of hair XD
he really does love those green eyes huh
Curly hair, tanned and green eyes… I mean talk about wifeying your crush
Okay, hear me out - Thomas O'Malley. A true gentleman with just the right amount of "rough", helped Duchesse without expecting anything, accepted her kids immediately. 10/10.
I respect that pick and you opened a mind police.
You're right and you should say it.
Hear me out, Duchess.
You made me remember how hot I found that fictional cat dang it
Yes, thank you! This is Abraham deLacey Guiseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley erasure!
Joyce's list: understandable
Ryan's list: closeted furry
Shane's list: bottom with a mommy mouse kink
shane read that "he's sexy in a rat kinda way" post and made it his whole personality
HELP
My very first thought when his number 5 was revealed😂😭😭
it was made about him
@@ghostmemeboi yeah... Everyone knows that, pal.
I thought that comment was kinda mean but now I know Shane was like YESSSS
things we learned today:
Ryan is probably a furry
Shane is a sick, sick man
Joyce is 100% correct, especially about Mulan
i read this to the tone of roses are red, violets are blue
@@ehthatsmineh the only right way to read it tbh
Correct
Also that Ryan has a thing for green eyes apparently. 😂 he brought it up so many times
My only gripe with Joyce’s picks is that Kida isn’t on it.
shane: i don't have mommy issues
also shane: "she gives milk", motherly characters, "at first i thought mrs potts--"
joyce's : everybody understands
ryan's : every bi kids crush
shane's : mommies lowkey kinky
Joyce: “She saved the country of COURSE she can clap my cheeks”
Ryan: *noise of a soul leaving a body*
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
I think we need a time stamp, lol
@@deprofundis3293 18:38 !
@@emilyr7888 thank you for your service XD
Joyce to Shane: "You're really giving me bottom energy." that made me lol
I mean, she's not lying...
All Tauruses have bottom energy xD
Somehow I find Shane's list as very endearing. It seems like it's all over the place but once you give it a thought, he actually finds beauty in almost everything and anything. I like that.
I agree. It’s the best.
Yeah he’s definitely going for personality & attitude
agreed and i love him even more after this episode
Shane being a secret freak is everything I needed in my life
“Secret”
Shane: Bottom Energy
Ryan: Child/Nostalgic Energy
Joyce: Wants to have her back broken.
The best trio.
and also very into being the third for already established couples 😂
Don't forget: Ryan also comes with full blown furry energy. Skipping all the more anthro foxes for the Fox & Hound one?
@@merchantarthurn An excellent point at least my fox choice (Robin Hood) is anthropomorphic 😂
Similar to the witches in hocus pocus😂
Shane: aesthetic
The fact that Ryan had the audacity to act shocked at Shane having Ursula on his list, mere moments after admitting that he was attracted to a fox as a child 😂😂
I’m just shocked that fox wasn’t Maid Marion or Robin Hood honestly. I don’t think Vixey even speaks. She is hot as hell though.
@@rgoodfellow Vixey and Todd are basically non anthropomorphic Robin Hood and Maid Marion
@@jolenemorris6863 very true.
To be fair, it is a very sexy fox
I've never felt more seen than when Ryan said vixie was his sexual awakening
The thing everyone on Ryan's list has in common is pretty eyes, which, so does Mari. His list is basically Mari-as-fox, Mari-as-dog, Mari-as-lioness, etc. ... Except for Powerline. That's just a whole 'nother thing.
Aww ❤❤❤❤
To be honest, when Ryan said "performance enhancers" I also immediately thought of viagra
Shocked and happy about Ryan’s gender inclusive list, Shane’s list scares me, and Joyce is still an absolute mood!
They're all gender inclusive!
@@rebeccah4177 I know they all are. I was just surprised to see it from Ryan.
@@cable7763 My apologies.
@@cable7763 wdym rude ryan is a known “straight guy”
@@GOOM that’s very true, but Ryan is a guy who knows an attractive man when he sees one 😂 you can be straight and not be blind too
Shane's really tapping into his "sexy in a rat sort of way" vibe
Okay wait ur not WRONG
he always had it, he just finally noticed, the character progress in this house is 👌
And I'm falling hard for that.
It's honestly amazing that out of 5, Shane put a mouse AND a rat on his list and was somehow correct both times
Ryan calling weed a performance enhancer confirms my suspicion that he's been high as balls for most episodes of Are You Scared. Maybe if you'd smoked during Puppet History you wouldn't have killed the professor 😔💔
joyce diagnosing shane with bottom twice in this video is something i sure never expected to see in a watcher video i hope she's having the best day ever and i hope you invite her on the channel again
Yeah
i hope you are happy to know that i am only five minutes into the video and my jaw dropped at this revelation. also i started tearing up because holy shit no way. i also hope that she is having the most wonderful day of her life because she deserves it
But did she lieee. She literally said what I was thinking
Mann's an undeniable bottom 😂
DIAGNOSING- I'M HONESTLY SOBBING
Shane only has one fear and that fear isn't getting pegged.
I am shocked that Meg from Hercules didn’t make a list. She’s the archetype!
Oh my God I'm so glad someone else chimed in with her. She had that grown woman hotness.
Most underrated disney princess
Her sass/attitude alone was enough to put her on this list! And then she was also confident and actively flirty? Chef's kiss!
Or Jasmine!
EXACTLY
you know i usually take shane’s top 5 picks with a grain of salt but i wholeheartedly believe he’s got it for ratigan
Petition for Joyce to be a permanent fixture on the show. She was hysterical. 😅
I am offended at the lack of ATLANTIS characters because HOT DAMN, but overall I loved Shane’s list, he wants to be secure and honestly we stan.
Kida and Megara both deserved to get at least a shoutout in this, but the ones they put on their lists (aside from all Ryan’s basic picks) were too good, so I guess I’ll let them slide 😅
You are absolutely right cuz I've been saying since 2019 that idk why but almost every Atlantis character could get it 😂
Literally could have made a list with NOBODY but Atlantis characters, and I’d 💯 agree.
Was just about to comment this! Honestly it’s sacrilegious that they didn’t at least mention Kida (and Zootopia)
Kida and Audrey were my bi awakening tbh
Ryan really had the AUDACITY to bash Shane for picking Ursula, when he just talked about how hot a whole ass fox was 😭😭
Had me in tears
Tbf it was a coquettish animal
I don't think Ryan had a baddie on his list so that's what shocked him 🤣🤣🤣
But in his defence fox Robin and Nick Wilde are two of the sexiest characters ever so this checks out 😄
@@katej2284 I was so disappointed there was no Robin!!
I cant stop cackling over “that’s a coquettish animal!” It caught me so off guard!!🤣🤣
As an aspec person, I can relate to Shane’s list being like “people I respect and want to know more about, people I want to be like, and people - if it was the right occasion - who I could imagine banging.”
Perfectly said
Shane: I don't have mommy issues!
also Shane: so at first I thought of Mrs. Potts
Jajaj i know he is sooo funny
I played Mrs. Potts when I was in high school and was weirdly flattered by that comment 😂
Ryan being offended that “performance enhancers “ was interpreted as viagra 😂
I'm with Joyce my first thought was viagra as well!
I mean he did say he was watching videos while on performance enhancers and he thought we were supposed to interpret it as anything other than Viagra?
Who pops Viagra to just watch a cartoon movie, lol Getting high and watching old movies is a regular thing, popping a boner and doing so is not
@@KS-xk2so CHIILL
@@KS-xk2so who? Ryan allegedly! and I did that idk maybe twice in my whole life? yea, was real fun!
Honestly, as an asexual person, I'm getting "confusing flowing style with sex appeal" vibes from Shane's list.
I love that Shane's list contained Ursula and that his fantasy about Fifi concluded with "I'm a little dusty"! Also: "To be a ho, you have to be wholesome" Not sure that's true, but I love it just the same
Honestly, do a sequel to this episode. Please, for the love of god. THE PEOPLE NEED MORE OF THIS WEIRDNESS.
I know! I was waiting for the honourable mentions!
I still can’t believe no one had Jessica Rabbit on their list
Sexiest Dreamworks characters!
Dreamworks characters!
This was my favorite ranking they did by FAR.
Shane: “Cocaine?”
Ryan: “No, weed you fucking weirdo” 😭
Viagra 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@assleypenn9309 Tbh I was also assuming Viagra lol
My first thought was mushies or acid and I was like that would be dope but yeah weed makes sense lol
I think we all thought he was t a talking about Viagra
@@the_one_jess_travelled2600 nah I was thinkin weed
Man the bottom energy Shane radiates is absolutely the representation I needed today
1. Meg from Hercules
2. Shan yu from Mulan
3. Flynn Ryder from Tangled
4. Milo Thatch from Atlantis
5. Tom O'Malley from the Aristocats
Honourable mention for Dimitri from Anastasia (the real #3) since it wasn't originally Disney when released.
I love how Joyce's list is the thirsty but socially acceptable one, all her picks are unquestionably the best picks and also all respectable. Ryan's is the emotional and understandable list, very much infused with the childhood affection of the moment he came in contact with these characters and then there's Shane. Shane is the bare truth, the visceral drive, the one you don't want to hear but BY GOD is he gonna tell the truth. He's the list we want to have the courage to say out loud and the only thing keeping us back is shame. I tip my hat to you Shane Madej, your honesty liberates us (and kinda grosses us out).
@@moonriverinc7896 oh shoot you're absolutely right!!!
Shane is the id, Ryan is the ego and Joyce is the super ego
Shame ... Shane ... only one letter apart!
@@Trickpants oh my god the answer has always been right in front of us!
is scar socially acceptable??? it’s the same as vixey
What I'm getting is that Joyce likes nerdy men, and women who could crush her head with their thighs, which is fair.
🤣
Same
same tbh
mulan also counts as a nerdy man, n she likes asians
Same.
"ring me out like an old dish cloth"
"period"
I love these 3 together so much, you just don't even know
I could totally see Shane doing the walk of shame out of Ursulas room at 5a holding his boots so he doesn't wake her when he leaves 🤣🙈
Shane really took “hes sexy in a rat way” to heart
Nooo 💀💀💀💀
Joyce: *in depth description about Nani's attractiveness based on responsibility*
Shane and Ryan: 🌘👅🌒 O H A N A 🌘👅🌒
the fact that no list had Kovu on it is insane
1) shane is 100% correct on Ursula and 2) the noise Ryan makes at 18:40 killed me
They totally had the ability to list princesses and more human characters (shout out to Joyce for seizing that opportunity!) but noooo Shane and Ryan went with animals and a feather duster 😭
@@CrazeeAdam she's in ryan's list...
@@XblasertX oh I know. Kind of thought she'd be on our guests list too xD I deleted based more on confusion. But she's not everyone's cup of T
That's what made this so good, though! XD
The feather duster do be a baddie though
🤣🤣🤣
Ryan has never told a bigger lie than “Shane Madej is not sexual” have you SEEN that man
💯 💯
SERIOUSLY. I was offended
he’s /sexy/ not sexual
respect the difference 😔✋
we no know he is sexual in a bottom kind of way
Agreed!🖤🖤
I do love how much Ryan loved Esmeralda as a child because she kinda, lowkey looks like Mari. Tan skinned, big, curly hair, green eyes. Is Mari adult Ryan’s Esmeralda? That he fucking married? I love that for Ryan.
Ryan: “green eyes, lovely curly hair”
Shane: “scARVES”
something about this got me-
I think Shane adding in “or bottom-s’y turvey” after Ryan says something about things being “topsy turvey” really just reinforces Joyce’s comments on his energy lol
"with all due respect, as a feather duster, she does have a dump truck ass" absolutely wheezing
Joyce: "Bring out your ho's!"
Shane: "#4 is Ursula"
Joyce: "Can I leave?"
Shane though, seriously, hilarious how much he's into the mouse/rat combination of things. It's sort of awe-inspiring.
For someone with limited Disney knowledge, Shane's list was inspired.
Best list tbh
this is more disturbing than anything shane has ever said on unsolved. i love it
I can see most of the answers, but the fact that there was NO MEG from Hercules???? Absolute criminal. War crime worthy
shane: i don’t have mommy issues
also shane: well my first thought was mrs potts
Shane having the old "do i want to fuck him or do i want to become him" struggle over Rattigan is so funny and on brand oh my god
edit: hi lgbt community 💕
and im screaming because the first thirst comment i ever read for shane was “he’s kinda sexy in a rat way” so him saying rattagan 😭
after he described that I REALLY expected his top choice to be Basil since that would be the easier character for him to become
he is bisexual and no one can change my mind
@@sweatergoof3200 i totally can see it, i loved Basil when i was a little girl, saw that movie hundreds of times just for that sexy mouse
so shane's into freaky stuff, ryan's into furry, and joyce digs a sugar parent.....checks out lmao
Lumiere: "But, Master, we must have her love you before the spell will keep us trapped forever!"
Shane, eyeing the featherduster: "Do we, though?"
Shane is criminally unhinged and I love it
Just kind of realized it when he purred: Shane is like a juvenile Jeff Goldblum. Like whatever entity or specimen Jeff Goldblum is, Shane Madej is the young/juvenile form of that.
stopppp you're so correct
underrated comment
That's not an incorrect statement, if Shane had Goldblum's sense of style, then it would be dead on
I had this exact same realization
oh my god i never thought of it like that, i can totally see it now
This is already the best content they have ever produced, the bisexual energy, the horniness, JOYCE
Exactly what I was gonna say! And I feel not knowing whether you wanna be someone or be on them is *very * bisexual.
Right? One of their best episodes of beat down. XD
100%
the bi representation that we deserve 😌✨
I respect Shane’s list. I really do. I love how he kinda openly admits that he likes it rough LOL! I love Joyce, hope she will be back!
Makes you think, hows his and saras relationship behind the scenes
Ryan’s Stitch impression is IMPECCABLE
Also. I think Shane is just attracted to female characters with a STRONG sense of self. Women’s empowerment kinda stuff. I dig it!
We need more of these horny list. These discussions are top tier
I feel like it was the most respect/least fighting over lists of all the top 5 eps
Hopefully we’ll get a sexiest Pixar characters ep in the future 😂
@@rosea1505 Elastigirl/Mrs. Incredible hands down
We need Top Five Sexiest with Joyce every season, at least one.
Pixar, marvel, dc, Nickelodeon, etc
This was wild. I truly did not know where Shane's list was going to go next and feared for my life. (Ursula is unironically a good pick though. Much love to fat drag queens. 🏳️🌈)
Right?! The other two were so horrified by that, but fat drag queens! Joyce and Ryan need to watch more Drag race if they don’t think Ursula is hot.
Shane’s list gives me so much joy! 100% relatable and at tad concerning.
Same. I adore that boy!
The fact that Thomas O’Malley the alley cat didn’t make it on anyones list is an atrocity of monstrous proportions
Shane prolly would've gone for Duchess, the Horse, one of the geese, or the rat that dips the cracker in the milk.
@@michaelraun4459 😂😂😂
@@michaelraun4459 bro I laughed out loud to this
@@michaelraun4459 one of the geese 🤣😭🤚🏽💀
And it's uncle waldo
@@fricketyfrackgettfback it's Uncle Waldo. Boris is the goose in Balto and gets called uncle Boris by the two polar bears
This episode was god tier in every way, Joyce, Joyce’s picks, the realization that Shane has bottom energy with a side of mommy issues, Ryan’s noises and laughter and watching Goofy on “performance enhancers”, Ryan discovering the aunt from Big Hero 6, the discussions. Everything was just perfection.
I’m sorry but the thought of Ryan watching goofy movie totally bricked up has me in fucking tears
@@Kat-qr7hv absolutely 😭 just hard as a rock watching this Disney movie
Even Shane’s build up to his #5 in response to Ryan
I was dead 🤣
From the sound of it, Shane remembered the feather duster in his post nut clarity 😆 also, love the guys response at 18:41 when Joyce said "...of course she can clap my cheeks..." 🤣
Watching this now and hearing Ryan kept saying lovely green eyes and remembering that Marie, his wife, has lovely green eyes warms my heart lol
Shane is bringing… um… some type of energy this episode
Learning a different side of him for sure 💀
I think the word you’re looking for is bottom
Mouse bottom energy
Shane? What about Ryan?! The only redeming point was including Esmeralda 💀
I don't know, he'd top that duster...
Ryan describing Esmeralda, is just him low-key describing Marielle
I had to google her but YES
Straight up I was thinking about his fiancé when esmeralda popped up
AWWWWWWWWW! 🥰
so cute omgosh
I literally said the same thing out loud
Shane "these aren't characters I'd like to FU*K!"
Me: well this won't be monetised
*immediate ad*
I need Joyce to be a full time member of this channel. Her energy is so good, absolutely hilarious
Loved this. Joyce is probably the only expert yet to have not felt like a third wheel to Shane and Ryan's dynamic duo energy. She a baddie and she stole the show. Also Shane, wtf 😂
she kind of queud ryan to start his list as if she's hosting lol love herrr
Agreed! Love her energy
A baddie with a fattie don't forget(but agreed)
Thoughts and prayers to the Nord VPN marketing guy trying to explain to his boss why they sponsored this video
I was thinking the same thing! 💀
well, theyre the same company who sponsors critical role, and sam riegal has done a lot of unhinged ads so i think theyre used to it by now 😅
🤣
This was the funniest top 5 beatdown I've seen yet. Shane had my dying of laughter and Joyce was really funny as well. Ryan had some pretty funny choices as well but Shane wasn't as judgemental.
I get Mrs. Bianca. It's the accent.
Omg I hope there’s a part 2 or Pixar version to this because this was wild but also outside of Nani and Tadashi, the movies were all golden age Disney or before Golden Age Disney. Would love to see the hot takes from after this period of time
PLEASE invite Joyce in again. The chemistry with Ryan and Shane was amazing
This
Ryan has the gall to throw shade at Shane picking Ursula, one of the best Disney villains, after admitting his sexual awakening over a literal fox
There are tears streaming down my face and I’m not even half way through this 😭 I wanna know who came up with this one
THE FEATHER DUSTER SO TRUE SHANE
Shane has a thing for french mommies and I like it lmao “that’s basically ALL she has” I’m dying
“The thing is Mulan saved her country so of course she’s gonna clap my cheeks” LMAO SHE GOT A POINT
AMEN! 😂😂
Mulan can clap my cheeks any day fr