Hitman 2 - Fish Happens

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

Комментарии • 139

  • @joedav67
    @joedav67 5 лет назад +857

    Game: "You both start off with the same target."
    Jerma: "Why do we have the same target?"

  • @StrictlyDeft
    @StrictlyDeft 5 лет назад +585

    Jerma: fails to pay attention to any kind of instructions
    Also Jerma: “how do I play this why is this happening?”

    • @pierredachello6268
      @pierredachello6268 5 лет назад +43

      A short man with a short attention span.

    • @kingkoolkattz
      @kingkoolkattz 5 лет назад +5

      @@pierredachello6268 who said he had one to begin with?

    • @kiwicami287
      @kiwicami287 4 года назад +8

      @@pierredachello6268 a compact man with a compact attention span

  • @TheBrood525
    @TheBrood525 5 лет назад +463

    Teach a man to fish he’ll eat for life... teach a man to throw a fish...

    • @AliasConradColdwood
      @AliasConradColdwood 5 лет назад +58

      ...he'll nonchalantly throw it on top of a small pile of shiny coins under a round of applauds?

    • @el_buro
      @el_buro 5 лет назад +21

      He'll end life

    • @robertcalifornia9641
      @robertcalifornia9641 5 лет назад +4

      ...take back what was stolen from his people!

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 2 года назад +1

      and he'll throw fish for life

  • @formerlymax
    @formerlymax 5 лет назад +589

    My uncle is friends with jerma and he said hes working on rat movie 3

    • @kirppu8332
      @kirppu8332 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah sure.

    • @kirppu8332
      @kirppu8332 5 лет назад +2

      @/sadness\ I know that

    • @kirppu8332
      @kirppu8332 5 лет назад +1

      @/sadness\ I would never.

    • @coleriver6717
      @coleriver6717 5 лет назад +4

      @/sadness\ You got wooshed.

    • @anodin.i
      @anodin.i 4 года назад +18

      my dad knows valve

  • @themechanist7875
    @themechanist7875 5 лет назад +212

    5:44 It's always the monopoly guy.

    • @fungusfungi5900
      @fungusfungi5900 5 лет назад +16

      Hitman you got to stop shooting the monopoly guy

    • @matthewlong7547
      @matthewlong7547 4 года назад +1

      The monopoly man does a backflip on headshot

  • @FredOlv
    @FredOlv 5 лет назад +368

    Party agressor burns thousands of dollars in donations for children healthcare. Says that the pary was too boring.

  • @Mozay3D
    @Mozay3D 5 лет назад +84

    That thumbnail is nothing short of a work of art

  • @kingkoolkattz
    @kingkoolkattz 5 лет назад +86

    "why do we have the same target?" *game literally tells u this*

  • @macar3543
    @macar3543 5 лет назад +74

    *gets noticed by everyone*
    "How did I get two stars?"

  • @mitchellanderson4428
    @mitchellanderson4428 2 года назад +20

    The Star Citizen Kickstarter joke was so good

  • @LayerInfinity
    @LayerInfinity 4 года назад +55

    jerma actually would have won the ghost mode if he had waited another 5 secs lmao

  • @square7744
    @square7744 5 лет назад +121

    Hitman III: The Battle Royale

    • @square7744
      @square7744 5 лет назад +6

      We need money to get to Tahiti

    • @square7744
      @square7744 5 лет назад +6

      I wanna be a mango farmer

  • @Guitar_Hero_1999
    @Guitar_Hero_1999 4 года назад +12

    seeing christopher lee in the intro made me smile so much

  • @valeriajessu
    @valeriajessu 5 лет назад +17

    8:41 Zombie outbreak

  • @caseyhayes7510
    @caseyhayes7510 4 года назад +4

    1:28 Local Man Burns Fish As Monetary Offering, Audience of Hundred or More Claps In Approval

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 лет назад +7

    I slept through this video and then rewatched it

  • @THISISAGUN3
    @THISISAGUN3 5 лет назад +17

    The Wickerman, nice. That's a good film

  • @TheSalmoneer
    @TheSalmoneer 3 года назад +3

    Thank you Jerma, I will now use Willem Dafoertyseven as my profile picture across any and all sites I have accounts with.

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 5 лет назад +39

    *strange holy mackerel*

  • @yeehawtaw2134
    @yeehawtaw2134 3 года назад +3

    This is the kinda guy to secrete noxious fumes

  • @Guruc13
    @Guruc13 5 лет назад +33

    Two days in a row!? Thank you!! WOO

  • @NoManLP
    @NoManLP 5 лет назад +11

    2:24 JEZUS CHRISTMAS THE BOOMARANG FISH HAD ME BUST A GUT!

  • @supermanuella92
    @supermanuella92 5 лет назад +5

    Hitman mutliplayer is the greatest thing we'll ever see in this franchise

  • @jakehackney1718
    @jakehackney1718 5 лет назад +7

    5:54
    This is why I dont eat at Chipotle

  • @Freshslabs
    @Freshslabs 2 года назад +3

    A main reason why I appreciate jerma as a 30 year old is the references from my childhood. Highly relatable and makes me feel not so old lol

  • @charlottebyrd6273
    @charlottebyrd6273 5 лет назад +17

    Jeremy I love you

  • @xcmodev1558
    @xcmodev1558 5 лет назад +4

    Good news; your opponent: *died*

  • @superblambo2592
    @superblambo2592 4 года назад +1

    The shadow of the wicker man is rising up again

  • @arenomusic
    @arenomusic 2 года назад +2

    0:36 Holy FUCK is that accurate

  • @smallfoot5689
    @smallfoot5689 5 лет назад +8

    Jerma should beat RT game's record of kills in Hitman 2

  • @EmmBee27
    @EmmBee27 5 лет назад +2

    47 was the channel for Cartoon Network for me growing up. Nick was on 46.

  • @GatsbyMusic
    @GatsbyMusic 5 лет назад +5

    2:58 Viewtiful Joe approves

  • @Obe_Qwaet
    @Obe_Qwaet 5 лет назад +1

    Make haste. I've a fish you've to attend to.

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 4 года назад +4

    9:40 - Jontron: "IF I CAN'T BE THE BEST, I CAN SURE AS HELL BE THE WOOOOOORST!"

  • @albertice2
    @albertice2 5 лет назад +1

    45 was Nickelodeon for me. 46 was cartoon network. And 47 was disney channel.

  • @konigstiger3017
    @konigstiger3017 5 лет назад +5

    savory dog sauce

  • @Kiroisawesome05
    @Kiroisawesome05 3 года назад

    "My uncle works at jerma inc."

  • @spyperz8594
    @spyperz8594 5 лет назад

    Beauty at its finest

  • @izzyosborn637
    @izzyosborn637 5 лет назад +3

    That multiplayer is pretty reminiscent of the old assassins creed multiplayer.

  • @tomhall0212
    @tomhall0212 5 лет назад +2

    I’ve seen this video many many times but I’ve only just noticed Defoe on thumbnail 😂😂😂

  • @brownspottedcat
    @brownspottedcat 5 лет назад +1

    LMAO THE WICKERMAN INTRO

  • @MichaelM-hw6nk
    @MichaelM-hw6nk 5 лет назад +2

    Wickerman intro!!!

  • @JoePas
    @JoePas 5 лет назад +35

    Jerma, Cartoon Network was 47. Nickelodeon was 46.
    Edit: actually, it seems like you were talking to somebody. Please pass this message along to them so that they may not persist in their error.

  • @DerpyEinstein
    @DerpyEinstein 4 года назад

    I would’ve called the video “Fish Slappin’s” or something of fish was important

  • @duck2635
    @duck2635 5 лет назад +1

    Holy Mackrell!

  • @VovoWoahwoah
    @VovoWoahwoah Год назад

    47 was the channel for Nickelodeon

  • @Remv9
    @Remv9 5 лет назад

    YOINK LETS GO GERMA

  • @luke37181
    @luke37181 5 лет назад +1

    funky

  • @Funnycatinatub
    @Funnycatinatub 4 года назад

    I fully understood that channel 47 thing.

  • @DerpyEinstein
    @DerpyEinstein 5 лет назад

    Thank you Jerma, very cool.

  • @wokeandroid
    @wokeandroid 5 лет назад

    The description is so funny idk why

  • @shmutz_6363
    @shmutz_6363 5 лет назад +3

    If anyone here watches hockey, doesn’t jerma look exactly like Anders Lee from the New York Islanders

  • @MisterBones223
    @MisterBones223 4 года назад +5

    I hate how death doesn't take away points but killing a non-target does 🙄

  • @Stapler42
    @Stapler42 6 месяцев назад

    for future me, shit is at 5:38

  • @TheGreirat
    @TheGreirat 3 года назад

    Fish

  • @Pinstripe10
    @Pinstripe10 5 лет назад +8

    Are you feeling ok Jerma? I'm not used to this huge influx of uploads XD

    • @scoob6505
      @scoob6505 5 лет назад +6

      Thank our lord and saviour Mackerel. The Holy Mackerel, if you will.

    • @kingofpain11111
      @kingofpain11111 5 лет назад +1

      Mackerel is the one who edits and maintains this channel.

  • @Ave_Satana666
    @Ave_Satana666 4 года назад

    more for the love of God please moreeeee

  • @zacharyjune7510
    @zacharyjune7510 5 лет назад +1

    My nipple hair is seriously out of control.

  • @ducksi1
    @ducksi1 5 лет назад

    yes

  • @cliffjohansson9486
    @cliffjohansson9486 5 лет назад +1

    Haha love yours videos

  • @chachabread6590
    @chachabread6590 5 лет назад

    Not many people watching huh? I don’t know why? His content is great.

  • @niceprofile-k6i
    @niceprofile-k6i 5 лет назад +1

    Can we get a high res version of the thumbnail?

  • @PWnDpUppY
    @PWnDpUppY 5 лет назад

    200iq streamer

  • @mrwheatthins2413
    @mrwheatthins2413 5 лет назад

    47 was the channel for Nicktoons for me too

  • @hari1240
    @hari1240 5 лет назад

    4:43

  • @TechnoSinister
    @TechnoSinister 5 лет назад

    I’m going to go get some Popeyes you guys want anythin

    • @cheyannei5983
      @cheyannei5983 5 лет назад

      Can you get me some Golden Chick on the way back?

  • @CherrySteinz
    @CherrySteinz 3 года назад

    @ That chat member at the beginning, Nick was channel 25 for me. 47 is a stupid number. I would like to fight.

  • @Baba-yv6ml
    @Baba-yv6ml 5 лет назад +1

    What was that intro scene from?

    • @rox9570
      @rox9570 4 года назад

      this comment is a year old but in case you still want to know, it's from The Wickerman (1973), and it's a great movie

    • @Baba-yv6ml
      @Baba-yv6ml 4 года назад

      @@rox9570 Yeah I found out shortly after posting this comment, but thank you.

  • @index9749
    @index9749 5 лет назад

    1:145 cs_italy

  • @Darkspirit-sk8bw
    @Darkspirit-sk8bw 5 лет назад

    just curious, what happened to the other channel?

    • @Colaniturn
      @Colaniturn 5 лет назад +2

      He sort of left it as an 'archive'. He moved to twitch and stopped uploading on it cuz youtube's gone to shit.

    • @Darkspirit-sk8bw
      @Darkspirit-sk8bw 5 лет назад

      @@Colaniturn huh ok

    • @Baba-yv6ml
      @Baba-yv6ml 5 лет назад

      He just stopped uploading because he wanted to move to Twitch. I think he said he wants to leave that channel for the 'big things' like the live action Jerma rumble he did a while back now.

  • @ANLATCHNOON
    @ANLATCHNOON 5 лет назад +2

    3:25 holy shit, the SMGs are bad. Seriously, I’m not gonna blame Jerma on that. Jesus.

    • @RockLegend2A
      @RockLegend2A 5 лет назад +9

      CONTROLLED. BURSTS.

    • @Bogartis
      @Bogartis 4 года назад

      I’ve never had a problem shooting

  • @sqrlcore
    @sqrlcore 5 лет назад

    Neat

  • @macroplanet
    @macroplanet 2 года назад

    Is this the guy who SHOT a bridesmaid ON STREAM?

  • @meffed
    @meffed 5 лет назад +1

    I just realised that because of the intros these videos won't be avaliable in Europe after article 13 :(

  • @DraculaVladȚepeșReal
    @DraculaVladȚepeșReal 5 лет назад

    Jerma are you okay dude I think you are losing it

  • @bloodeleine
    @bloodeleine 5 лет назад

    play jermaslots

  • @959porsche
    @959porsche 5 лет назад

    😎

  • @martinbladowski1312
    @martinbladowski1312 5 лет назад

    I love the new fortnite

  • @TheKingSperrow
    @TheKingSperrow 5 лет назад

    Oh yeah I'm exactly the 1000th like. Where's my prize?

  • @boogerthief3547
    @boogerthief3547 5 лет назад +1

    47 was MTV, Nickelodeon was 40. That kid was lying.

  • @DerpyEinstein
    @DerpyEinstein 4 года назад

    I don’t understand why but my frames drop considerably while playing Hitman 2 now when it never happened before.
    I’ve gotten all the achievements that I can without buying the gold edition and all I had to do was work on those escalation contracts and couple more feats. Man, it sucks. It’s like trying to play any assassins creed game without optimizing your Graphics card.
    The bogus part being that I’ve been playing it just fine for months and suddenly it stopped playing smoothly.

  • @Cal6009
    @Cal6009 2 года назад

    It would make a lot more sense if they could both interact with the same people at the same time...

  • @kigbahuna7075
    @kigbahuna7075 5 лет назад

    Shitman 2 battle for the poo

  • @jeffjefferson622
    @jeffjefferson622 5 лет назад

    First

  • @Mandoon
    @Mandoon 5 лет назад

    Stop playing hitman it's boring af mate.

  • @zertaakgaming9992
    @zertaakgaming9992 5 лет назад

    first