Star Trek INtakes: Picard Engages the Borg

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @brianlindstrand934
    @brianlindstrand934 Год назад +105

    Picard: Well, that was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
    Riker: Oh, really?

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Год назад +17

      Riker...Oh really, how so?
      Picard...I'm going to need you to get alllllll the way off my back about that.

    • @RobPryme
      @RobPryme Год назад +11

      Tight!

    • @kinsmed
      @kinsmed Год назад +5

      Wowwowwow. Wow.

    • @uscdave1124
      @uscdave1124 Год назад +5

      "Well ok then" - Borg Queen, probably

    • @cjcronin1000
      @cjcronin1000 Год назад +7

      “Captain, how did you manage to prevent the Borg attack?”
      “Unclear sir!”

  • @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist
    @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist Год назад +235

    Picard sound good; I bet he's been taking elocutus lessons

  • @allen604
    @allen604 Год назад +54

    Well that de-escalated quickly

  • @jiltedensign7479
    @jiltedensign7479 Год назад +18

    The Borg found the ship's most powerful defensive measure: Plot Armor!
    Withdrawal was the right choice.

  • @idea2go
    @idea2go Год назад +80

    Picard, snapping his fingers: “Borg solved! What’s next?”

    • @2nd3rd1st
      @2nd3rd1st Год назад +11

      Inadvertently turns the Enterprise into a vineyard. "I was Q all along?!"

    • @thibaud1832
      @thibaud1832 Год назад +3

      "Let’s destroy the Dominion tomorrow"

  • @KamepinUA
    @KamepinUA Год назад +56

    Borg when the queen sends a signal to the past to not fuck with Picard so she doesnt die

    • @spderweb
      @spderweb Год назад +3

      Yeah, why didnt she just do that? Like: "hey guys, hold up a while until after we get some more tech, otherwise Picard is gonna wipe us out and replace me with a human that can resist.

    • @KamepinUA
      @KamepinUA Год назад +1

      @@spderweb In reality it wouldnt have saved her from Janeway

    • @spderweb
      @spderweb Год назад +5

      @@KamepinUA I mean, they can time travel, so really, they should have gone to back when we were still banging rocks together, and just wipe the entire planet out. Set it up as a first base in the quadrant, and then go into hibernation until the Vulcans and Klingons pass by.

    • @muigokublack6487
      @muigokublack6487 Год назад

      "Look I know this is gonna sound crazy but if you see a bald-headed english frenchman run the fuck away."

  • @Species1571
    @Species1571 Год назад +65

    You'd think after all those assimilations, they would have assimilated the knowledge that people don't like having their sentences finished for them.

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN Год назад +4

      Like is irrelevant. Having sentences finished is irrelevant.

  • @RurouniKalainGaming
    @RurouniKalainGaming Год назад +71

    I had to go back *three* times as I was so thrown back by it all. That was fan freaking-tastic. 😂

  • @johnnynorrisjr.39
    @johnnynorrisjr.39 Год назад +13

    Borg: Scans Ship, oh they have a Data, yeah nope

  • @tugatomskanimation6370
    @tugatomskanimation6370 Год назад +64

    That was... absolutely... thrilling.

  • @treguard1982
    @treguard1982 Год назад +13

    00:54 This is such a nice shot the way it's blocked out. Quite a few like that in this episode

    • @fallinginthed33p
      @fallinginthed33p Год назад +2

      Interesting sight lines too considering the actors are of very different heights and located far from each other. The choice of lens compresses them.

    • @treguard1982
      @treguard1982 Год назад

      @@fallinginthed33p Yes! I wish there was a podcast like the Delta Flyers where they could advise on technical details like that. Haven't got a clue what type of lens they'd have used

  • @D.M.S.
    @D.M.S. Год назад +8

    "Understandable, have a nice day!"

  • @christopherwong9868
    @christopherwong9868 Год назад +14

    The lead time on this video was long enough that I totally forgot this was an outtake video. Totally caught off guard for the changes at the end there 😂😂

  • @misterlau5246
    @misterlau5246 Год назад +4

    I'm the Picard, I'm a timelord, basically..
    RUN.

  • @seanbrockest3888
    @seanbrockest3888 Год назад +12

    Just once I want someone to shout "STOP INTERRUPTING ME!" to the Borg.

    • @StarkRG
      @StarkRG Год назад +7

      What about just "Will you shut the hell up and let me speak!" followed, I assume by the Borg pausing for a second, then saying "No," and continuing.

    • @seanbrockest3888
      @seanbrockest3888 Год назад +4

      @@StarkRG something tells me there is a blooper reel that can be edited to make this happen.

    • @StarkRG
      @StarkRG Год назад +1

      @@seanbrockest3888 I feel like, if it was anyone, it'd have had to have been Janeway, but the Borg were also a lot less interrupt-y by the time she met them.

  • @AndersonNeo12
    @AndersonNeo12 Год назад +20

    This is so good, even a Vulcan would start laughing out loud 😃🖖

  • @Amazonianarya
    @Amazonianarya Год назад +5

    Jurati Borg (Borgati?) sent a message to that cube with a video message of what happens in the future if they don't leave now, which includes Picard destroying them, and Admiral Janeway's nanovirus destroying the Queen and supspace warp hubs. They decide they don't want to deal with this and go. On an unrelated note, 7 of 9's maturation chamber is jettisoned into space.

  • @Cyke101
    @Cyke101 Год назад +15

    Locutus meets Interruptus

  • @VELVETPERSON
    @VELVETPERSON Год назад +10

    Picard passed the speech check

  • @zairac2564
    @zairac2564 Год назад +3

    Picard flex: beats the Kobayashi Maru IRL.

  • @Capt_Dango
    @Capt_Dango Год назад +8

    So for some reason the first thing I thought of was that old but really good Star Trek vs Star Wars video on here. I was TOTALLY expecting to see Palpatine when the screen turned on.

  • @jdonvance
    @jdonvance Год назад +30

    Leave it to Data to encounter Borg ships on two separate occasions, remember the first one's dimensions, recognize that the second one has the exact same dimensions AND STILL decide that the possibility of the two ships being the same is "uncertain". Without someone with unprejudiced, completely logical thinking like that, I don't know how other starships survive out there.

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz Год назад +4

      It's unclear what he means by the ships having the "exact" same dimensions means: even the same ship could have different measurable dimensions at the extreme due to structural forces and drones moving around inside, but it's also reasonable that manufacturing tolerances in the age of replicators are essentially indistinguishable.. but then why comment on them?
      Very strange.

    • @alakani
      @alakani Год назад +10

      I think the implication in pointing it out is that the Borg potentially used more advanced manufacturing techniques than the Federation, and more advanced shielding. So, it looking exactly the same from the outside didn't necessarily mean it was the same ship

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic Год назад +6

      @@alakani Or it could just mean all Borg ships look identical

    • @JamesCalbraith
      @JamesCalbraith Год назад +11

      Two F-16s of same model have the exact same dimensions, doesn't mean they're the same planes.

    • @lchambers56
      @lchambers56 Год назад +4

      I think the implication here is that all Borg cubes would be precisely identical. Interior. Exterior. Measurements identical down to the micron.

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner Год назад +2

    I wonder if they have borg meetings, in the borg room.

  • @ronnyandernie
    @ronnyandernie Год назад +2

    Congratulations on your engagement.

  • @tonyjackson4078
    @tonyjackson4078 Год назад +1

    Picards like...
    HUH. They bought it.

  • @pTryceorl
    @pTryceorl Год назад +12

    Resistance.. is pretty doable.

  • @wyldelf2685
    @wyldelf2685 Год назад +3

    Borg gets scared and retreats 🤣😋

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner 6 месяцев назад

    "You didn't let me finish. You know the rule, you have to wait until the captain finishes talking."

  • @schweitzer-man6227
    @schweitzer-man6227 Год назад +2

    So now it's "The Less of Both Worlds"

  • @Cmdr1962
    @Cmdr1962 Год назад +4

    We've got Corbomite, bitches!

  • @robinhood5627
    @robinhood5627 Год назад +1

    This is perfection! 100%

  • @sm8000
    @sm8000 Год назад +1

    Anyone else ever notice someone walking on the left side of the Borg ship? 0:47 and 1:07

  • @ninegearcrow
    @ninegearcrow 2 месяца назад

    "WE ARE THE BORG."
    "Shut the fuck up!"
    "ok. 😢"

  • @randallwong7196
    @randallwong7196 12 дней назад

    Picard: you must withdraw
    Borg: o.k.

  • @8xRedMonkeyx8
    @8xRedMonkeyx8 Год назад +1

    When I Argue with a person online and tell them they're wrong.
    (lol not really)

  • @Billinois78
    @Billinois78 Год назад +1

    "Borg are just funny, that's all" - Riker

  • @jim021
    @jim021 Год назад

    "Next time fling the ship towards a REAL enemy Q!"

  • @HallyPorter
    @HallyPorter Год назад +5

    The only thing better would be to have the credits roll

  • @cybersquire
    @cybersquire Год назад +2

    Picard: Intimidation 100

  • @AdamVollmer
    @AdamVollmer Год назад +4

    Gotta admit, I was hoping for the smirk to come after the Borg wrestle Data or something.

  • @llluminazn
    @llluminazn Год назад +1

    .....and roll credits!

  • @guyonbench
    @guyonbench Год назад

    Riker is the best, always the best part of any intake hes in.

  • @kronosmk6192
    @kronosmk6192 Год назад +2

    Wait what? what just happened at the end?

    • @GabePuratekuta
      @GabePuratekuta Год назад +5

      The analyzed the ship's new defenses and decided it wasn't worth the effort to even try to win.

  • @burtonwilliams5355
    @burtonwilliams5355 5 месяцев назад

    Welp, they got a whole lotta gone, REAL QUICK!

  • @LogicalNiko
    @LogicalNiko Год назад

    Oh damn, I told you just asking for him to come out to play wouldn't work. Run away.

  • @Eidako
    @Eidako Год назад +3

    Stardate 42761.9: The USS Enterprise encounters the Borg. Captain Jean-Luc Picard attempts diplomacy, and the Borg take a bite out of the Enterprise for his hubris.
    Stardate 43993.5: The USS Enterprise encounters the Borg. Captain Jean-Luc Picard attempts diplomacy...
    The best and brightest of Starfleet.

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator Год назад +2

      Worf did say the Borg have neither courage nor honor.
      So, what we just saw was possible. It might have worked.
      Besides, The Good Guys should always lay it out for the villains, and give them a chance to do the right thing. 👍
      Leaving the door open to walk out of an encounter turning hostile is how one looses enemies. 😁

  • @jonmyers8046
    @jonmyers8046 Год назад +2

    Wellll that's that. What's next on the agenda number one?

    • @Tuning3434
      @Tuning3434 Год назад +1

      "Starfleet requested us to rendevous with the USS Challenger and ..... escort ambassador Troi to Betazed."
      "feck"!!!

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 Год назад +11

    Video title is inaccurate. We can infer Borg Queen was involved in this story only by awkward retcon. More on-point, she and Picard were never engaged.

    • @Certifiable
      @Certifiable Год назад +1

      WTF? Either bait, or you don't know what military engagement is. 😂

    • @Cyke101
      @Cyke101 Год назад +7

      @@Certifiable Third option: it's a joke b/c a word can have several definitions

    • @Alresu
      @Alresu Год назад +5

      @@Cyke101 A joke? In the comment section? You can't be serious!

    • @Cyke101
      @Cyke101 Год назад +2

      @@Alresu ikr? Knock me over with a with an earl grey tea leaf.

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 Год назад

      Everyone? No need to harass@@Certifiable
      I think he guessed in three that I was joking, as signified by the laughter emoji. 😎

  • @SteveMacSticky
    @SteveMacSticky Год назад +1

    Captain Jellicoe was a better captain than slaphead over here

  • @Francesc_Rodriguez
    @Francesc_Rodriguez Год назад

    Pole