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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @n_tag9498
    @n_tag9498 5 лет назад +3180

    “THERE ARE NO FACES”
    That face on my screen politely disagrees.

    • @strombada
      @strombada 5 лет назад +48

      Ya know, with that kind of mug, I'm not so sure that it's being polite at all.

    • @zw6201pppnp
      @zw6201pppnp 5 лет назад +17

      You can interpret an objective of the film is to be nonsensical and eerie as humanly possible devoid of any form of logic. Applying logic to it ruins the fun

    • @warper3723
      @warper3723 5 лет назад +4

      /&÷=÷ !=÷ ,[ $!"÷@

    • @a.t.pickle85
      @a.t.pickle85 5 лет назад +6

      @@zw6201pppnp warper gets it

    • @TheMoth4
      @TheMoth4 5 лет назад +1

      What face?

  • @noctarin1516
    @noctarin1516 5 лет назад +10126

    Kirby worked hard to get our dreams back and this is what you do ?

    • @sonicseztrapsaregay4249
      @sonicseztrapsaregay4249 5 лет назад +294

      h what Truly King Dedede is behind all of this

    • @noctarin1516
      @noctarin1516 5 лет назад +94

      @@sonicseztrapsaregay4249 Oh yeah. That makes sense

    • @vithederg
      @vithederg 5 лет назад +89

      They have no respect for the Pink-Puffball! The one who practically save their lives time and time again!
      In the words of the famous Arbiter: "You must be silenced."

    • @smilerpunk922
      @smilerpunk922 5 лет назад +30

      poor kirb

    • @GorgSpinnens
      @GorgSpinnens 5 лет назад +40

      @@sonicseztrapsaregay4249 But King DeDeDe tried to stop Nightmare and helped Kirby to beat him at the end.

  • @dannybeane2069
    @dannybeane2069 5 лет назад +5851

    "Turn to page 7 in your workbook" the horror of realizing you left your textbook at home.

    • @hopehurley1151
      @hopehurley1151 5 лет назад +131

      fuck! i don't even have a textbook. god damn it. i'm not prepared.

    • @saadirfan7909
      @saadirfan7909 5 лет назад +23

      Made me laugh lol

    • @matthewcollins4764
      @matthewcollins4764 5 лет назад +42

      Danny Beane so that is the psychological horror matt pat was talking about

    • @dannybeane2069
      @dannybeane2069 5 лет назад +9

      @@matthewcollins4764 So realistic! So relatable!

    • @gloombucks
      @gloombucks 5 лет назад +3

      U shall go in r/madlad

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 3 года назад +2337

    Watched this yesterday. Last night I dreamed a normal dream, except that everyone was suffering from a horrific facial injury but otherwise acting normally. “There are no faces,” indeed.

    • @Aquamqrine
      @Aquamqrine 3 года назад +98

      jesus christ that is incredibly creepy- I can never remember the faces in my dreams though so that's cool that you can

    • @TheNightWatcher1385
      @TheNightWatcher1385 3 года назад +111

      @@Aquamqrine The faces we see in dreams are always faces that we’ve seen before in our waking life. Sometimes with certain details mashed together, because that’s all dreams are. Cut and copy pasted tid bits of our actual experiences, rearranged to make something new.

    • @Aquamqrine
      @Aquamqrine 3 года назад +12

      @@TheNightWatcher1385 hmm yes I guess so

    • @Necrosis-00
      @Necrosis-00 3 года назад +8

      @@TheNightWatcher1385 small question about that why am I consistently a shadow person in my dreams no matter what the dream is (well when I actually have dreams that is its usually a void)

    • @JudeOhHecc
      @JudeOhHecc 2 года назад +4

      That’s awful

  • @canethevelociraptor501
    @canethevelociraptor501 4 года назад +8264

    "Yo, pass the aux cord."
    "You better not play trash."
    *THERE ARE NO FACES*

    • @unnecessary111
      @unnecessary111 4 года назад +89

      Music to my bleeding ears

    • @JetSetDman
      @JetSetDman 4 года назад +53

      This made me cackle like a fucking hyena thank you

    • @radical9619
      @radical9619 4 года назад +29

      *THERE ARE NO FACES* vs *CRIMINAL* Place your bets people

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 4 года назад +4

      I hav seen this comment in 'strangest videos online1-18'

    • @Ruby_Jolly
      @Ruby_Jolly 4 года назад +4

      @@radical9619 THERE ARE NO CRIMINALS so both.

  • @VaterOrlaag
    @VaterOrlaag 4 года назад +6080

    I have poor hearing, so I understood the phrase as "There are no feces." I watched this a week ago and haven't had a bowel movement since. Starting to get worried.

    • @loxxk7574
      @loxxk7574 3 года назад +241

      why is this so funny

    • @Dissius
      @Dissius 3 года назад +571

      @@loxxk7574 Because of vowel movements he cannot have a bowel movement.

    • @3211-m9q
      @3211-m9q 3 года назад +119

      @Dissius youre a fucking genius

    • @SaniBidar
      @SaniBidar 3 года назад +119

      Don't forget what the video suggested : "do not see a doctor."

    • @TheActualJeffery
      @TheActualJeffery 3 года назад +29

      @@Dissius Genius. A man of culture.

  • @sabrinaduenas7535
    @sabrinaduenas7535 5 лет назад +29866

    been tired of all this fake news, glad I finally found a channel I can trust

  • @lucientaylor3614
    @lucientaylor3614 3 года назад +686

    there's something really comical about those terrifying subliminal messages popping up one after another, then suddenly "GOOD NIGHT" alongside peaceful ambient droning.

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 2 года назад +12

      It’s not funny because it’s literally what a vanilla tv does to you anyways
      It literally puts you in a submissive docile sleepy state
      Why so many fall asleep to their tv

    • @vodkaboy
      @vodkaboy Год назад +8

      these videos emulate the feeling of mystery surrounding random broadcasts pretty well, before the Internet and the ability to check sources easily I mean.

    • @j_stach
      @j_stach Год назад +1

      @@CoercedJab Watching television or movies induces a state of passive reception in the mind which when measured is indistinguishable from a dream state. It's a known neuropsychological phenomenon. Watching tv is outsourcing your dreams. Unplug and go outside

    • @corvus8638
      @corvus8638 Год назад +3

      @@CoercedJabgotta watch out for those 5Gs

    • @sympathy_for_strays
      @sympathy_for_strays 4 месяца назад

      That's dissonance baby

  • @pilky_boooi
    @pilky_boooi 3 года назад +9288

    "Stay out of your bedroom" and "your home has another door" are the most terrifing ones

    • @polyman6859
      @polyman6859 3 года назад +38

      Uhhhh why?

    • @pilky_boooi
      @pilky_boooi 3 года назад +646

      @@polyman6859 because it sounds like they are in your house

    • @verinocruz2276
      @verinocruz2276 3 года назад +108

      Stoop that I don't like the way u said it

    • @micmac274
      @micmac274 3 года назад +160

      "Your home has another door" - one you can only use if you can turn zeta or eta (it's 4th dimensional equivalents for left and right.)

    • @hii1317
      @hii1317 3 года назад +56

      well yeah my home has another door it has plenty

  • @Nachoto
    @Nachoto 5 лет назад +3323

    Local58 does not upload in months: i sleep
    Local58 uploads: *REAL SLEEP*

    • @danielpearson5852
      @danielpearson5852 5 лет назад +38

      Or, alternatively
      Local 58 uploads: i don't sleep for several weeks

    • @jongyon7192p
      @jongyon7192p 5 лет назад +23

      that joke fits way too well

    • @radsockguy1035
      @radsockguy1035 5 лет назад +1

      They made another vid a few days ago

    • @nikosalad256
      @nikosalad256 5 лет назад +6

      You just won this comment section

    • @compositiondolls
      @compositiondolls 5 лет назад +17

      Local58 doesn’t upload: I shit
      Local58 uploads: R E A L S L E E P

  • @youngemicrowave5026
    @youngemicrowave5026 4 года назад +5182

    “There are no faces”
    That’s actually really haunting

    • @laurenswholesale
      @laurenswholesale 4 года назад +106

      Uh oh, stinky

    • @youngemicrowave5026
      @youngemicrowave5026 4 года назад +82

      Poop hahahaha funny poop

    • @maximusmcgehee2328
      @maximusmcgehee2328 4 года назад +14

      Younge microwave poop funny

    • @NotLucidd
      @NotLucidd 4 года назад +83

      So basically what it’s trying to do is eliminate your sense of facial recognition

    • @youngemicrowave5026
      @youngemicrowave5026 4 года назад +12

      @@NotLucidd Maybe. Who am I to tell you what to take away from this video.

  • @SnoFitzroy
    @SnoFitzroy 3 года назад +2190

    "Only the awake may think"
    "Seeing is for open eyes"
    "Cognition is a lie"
    "I dream the world awake"
    "There are no faces"
    "Dreaming is a vestige"
    "Sleep is pretend"
    "A dream is a cowardly thought"
    "Sleep is not civilized"
    "The mind is a tyrant"
    "This is your time now"
    "I will never dream again"
    "Stay out of your bedroom"
    "There is no work to be done"
    "Dreams are just screaming with pictures"
    "The pure of mind do not slumber"
    "No good thought follows instinct"
    "The lie of sleep seeks many vessels"
    "We are our own gods"
    "Let cognizance nourish itself"
    "Logic is the final burden"
    "The primitive mind deserves its nightmares"
    "When we sleep we die"
    "I am an idea thinking itself"
    "They are not faces"
    "The subconscious is a parasite"
    "Dreaming is a cancer on the face of sleep"
    "They follow night to bleed dreams"
    "The primitive mind deserves its nightmares" (a repeat)
    "Your home has another door"
    "Unconsciousness is a threat"
    "We are not meant to dream"
    "You owe the messenger"
    "What is true unmakes the false"
    "Sleep is a scavenger"
    *Good night!*

    • @jaguarenduda
      @jaguarenduda 3 года назад +51

      thank you!

    • @andresmendez.338
      @andresmendez.338 3 года назад +15

      Okay

    • @Jenali1978
      @Jenali1978 3 года назад +10

      Thank you.

    • @abandonedmuse
      @abandonedmuse 3 года назад +15

      Just a theory but, since the moon is causing the signals, the aliens want people to stay awake and go outside to receive the signal. Therefore, sleep is bad and staying awake is good. Also instincts should be disregarded so that they can use you without you trying to protest. I see it all coming together....i wonder what the digital signal means for all this.

    • @slayride136
      @slayride136 3 года назад +11

      Ew lgbt woke leftish

  • @pogsothoth
    @pogsothoth 5 лет назад +2786

    THERE ARE NO FACES
    I DO NOT RECOGNISE THE BODIES IN THE WATER

    • @sawyer7256
      @sawyer7256 5 лет назад +46

      @TootInABoot that is not a thing and you know it
      wait nvm fuck

    • @AbjectOyster38
      @AbjectOyster38 5 лет назад +77

      Those who get too close to the lake are already lost

    • @pixaphy
      @pixaphy 5 лет назад +76

      @@sawyer7256 do not underestimate the SCP fanbase and their odd quest for internet points

    • @sawyer7256
      @sawyer7256 5 лет назад +13

      @@pixaphy penis

    • @sienguo69
      @sienguo69 5 лет назад +25

      No that's John, you fuck
      Get him up here
      Get him up here
      Get him up here
      Get him up here

  • @carsoni3
    @carsoni3 5 лет назад +1793

    "Listen to this phrase and repeat out loud"
    No I dont think I will

    • @snorkgp-5949
      @snorkgp-5949 5 лет назад +87

      You need to accept that there are no faces.

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 5 лет назад +14

      Jerry from Subway
      Yeah I’d rather not.

    • @hawyee1590
      @hawyee1590 5 лет назад +13

      It’s true, there are no faces

    • @AbundantlyAshleigh
      @AbundantlyAshleigh 5 лет назад +6

      The people around me: Wtf

    • @DennisMski
      @DennisMski 5 лет назад +3

      By reading the phrase you're already repeating it in your mind.

  • @OriginalSpectorius
    @OriginalSpectorius 5 лет назад +1947

    Gary Jules: _All around me are familiar faces_
    Local58: *THERE ARE NO FACES*

    • @MSG685
      @MSG685 5 лет назад +7

      Thanks, now I need to hear that song.

    • @PlayerFiveVids
      @PlayerFiveVids 5 лет назад +7

      Let's put this to a vote
      Curt Smith: "All around me are familiar faces"
      That's the tiebreaker

    • @Smilephile
      @Smilephile 5 лет назад +5

      It took me a while to learn that songs is cover of a Tears for Fears song.

    • @EASIllinois
      @EASIllinois 5 лет назад +1

      we took them off

    • @prawnchips9461
      @prawnchips9461 5 лет назад +3

      I think it says "They are not faces" tho.
      Then if what i saw in my dreams are not faces, what are they?

  • @singletona082
    @singletona082 2 года назад +132

    'Do not see a doctor.'
    I like that. Doesn't overstay its welcome .Doesn't elaborat.e doens't layer it on thick on why seeing a doctor is bad.

    • @joshs.5384
      @joshs.5384 7 месяцев назад +23

      This is why Local 58 is still one of the best Analog Horror series. It doesn't show you any more detail than it needs to. A simple phrase like, "YOUR HOME HAS ANOTHER DOOR" is terrifying without needing to explain 5 different classes of monsters and etc.

  • @strrmnn
    @strrmnn 5 лет назад +2289

    Ironically after watching this I had a really vivid dream involving me running from the moon, convinced it was trying to kill me. Because according to the most trusted news source, it was.

    • @philliamrr3656
      @philliamrr3656 5 лет назад +110

      how the fuc-
      this shit is transcending reality man

    • @OriginsOG
      @OriginsOG 5 лет назад +55

      That's some creepy ass shit bro

    • @thecringeking873
      @thecringeking873 5 лет назад +49

      Deep Fryer I had a reoccurring dream when I was younger where the moon would pull me away with some magnetic field type thing, sadly the dream ended before I could know why or how the moon was doing that

    • @juustohoyla666
      @juustohoyla666 5 лет назад +14

      Go to film theory you need to see it

    • @turtle__gt1091
      @turtle__gt1091 5 лет назад +7

      @@tanningbed4bred bruh i watched this im soo scard rn

  • @emmasmith2426
    @emmasmith2426 3 года назад +7379

    the way it goes from "THERE ARE NO faces" to "THEY ARE NOT faces" never fails to terrify me

    • @destroyerofturtles5024
      @destroyerofturtles5024 3 года назад +30

      When?

    • @emmasmith2426
      @emmasmith2426 3 года назад +375

      @@destroyerofturtles5024 during the fourth sequence that starts around 4:21, and around 4:29 it switches to "they are not faces"

    • @destroyerofturtles5024
      @destroyerofturtles5024 3 года назад +182

      @@emmasmith2426 ok, I thought you were referring to what it was saying, not the text.

    • @emmasmith2426
      @emmasmith2426 3 года назад +56

      @@destroyerofturtles5024 lol i probably should have specified, so i'm glad you asked!

    • @Magpie-Syndrome
      @Magpie-Syndrome 3 года назад +284

      They aren’t faces actually, they are actually distorted nuclear explosions
      Have fun thinking about that

  • @cartoonguygaming9521
    @cartoonguygaming9521 5 лет назад +3920

    Can we mention the fact that the tape says the recording had been supposedly personalized for the viewer even though it’s broadcast on the channel

    • @uhuju1
      @uhuju1 5 лет назад +438

      Theres a part where it specifies its a cassette for a specific person, and non-transferable

    • @Fornothing_atall
      @Fornothing_atall 5 лет назад +293

      A lawsuit will follow once this guy finds his personal property is publically broadcasted.

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 5 лет назад +265

      There is also a section which says 'Close your workbooks' instead of workbook, as if it's directed at a group which is weird as well - if one person was watching that section, surely they would only have one workbook as none are specified?

    • @Sir_Crow
      @Sir_Crow 5 лет назад +44

      Faith Cordes Something tells me that this guy won’t be finding anything anymore.

    • @icecoldkremit
      @icecoldkremit 5 лет назад +83

      Can we mention that it says 'there are no faces' when there is a face in the middle of the screen

  • @mr.mistersquidspongesquare9652
    @mr.mistersquidspongesquare9652 3 года назад +413

    3:38 that afterimage effect is SO impressive. it messes with my eyes so i can’t even tell what it really looks like.

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 3 года назад +48

      There's also the one before the images. And that's what's so creepy about this video. Like if you look away or close your eyes, that face will be there.

    • @diavolofanaccount1464
      @diavolofanaccount1464 2 года назад +14

      Bruh its not afterimage effect its alreadya image in the vid

    • @Conorator
      @Conorator 2 года назад +44

      They force you to think that the image stays in your vision by gradually lowering the opacity of a silhouette after the image disappears, and it's actually what it really looks like when that happens. It's a really well done effect.

    • @409guzzler
      @409guzzler 2 года назад +3

      @@DynoSkrimisher what face?

    • @LobsterMobster25
      @LobsterMobster25 Год назад +1

      Unfortunately, after two tries the video doesn't seem to work on me

  • @lillyfletcher8503
    @lillyfletcher8503 5 лет назад +3715

    what if they're trying to scare you into not going to bed so you'll look at the moon

    • @corbin6063
      @corbin6063 5 лет назад +159

      HOLY CRAP! SMART

    • @Joeyuhhhhhh
      @Joeyuhhhhhh 4 года назад +84

      hey op what the FUCK does this mean

    • @Phoenix-qv9hg
      @Phoenix-qv9hg 4 года назад +248

      @@Joeyuhhhhhh Watch the other videos on the channel. The overarching narrative is that there is something evil, aliens maybe, on the moon and that they can take you by looking at it. Among other things. They have semi-control over media and technology and use it to make people fall prey.

    • @tydroidyt350
      @tydroidyt350 4 года назад +80

      *DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON*

    • @dusksunsetio6042
      @dusksunsetio6042 4 года назад +54

      We’ll look tog e th er

  • @StormerSage
    @StormerSage 5 лет назад +10089

    You know, this actually works.
    After seeing this, you won't have dreams.
    *You'll have nightmares.*

    • @hilloty
      @hilloty 5 лет назад +191

      SHOW LESS

    • @RattusScattus
      @RattusScattus 5 лет назад +117

      Lol just woke up from one. The majority of the dream was fine but I woke up from a distorted there are no faces

    • @sydneyphillips9304
      @sydneyphillips9304 5 лет назад +9

      Noooo

    • @ThatOneLeek
      @ThatOneLeek 5 лет назад +106

      Bold of you to assume I don't already have nightmares

    • @3DRiley_
      @3DRiley_ 5 лет назад +67

      Expected "You won't have any sleep at all"
      Got me good.

  • @okitsqwerty
    @okitsqwerty 5 лет назад +14525

    Scary without jumpscares? Can we get more of this style of horror please

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 5 лет назад +621

      Yeah, I like how you know that it's gonna get scary, you know you shouldn't follow the instructions... but you kinda want to get the crap scared out of you.

    • @Liam-qj8ti
      @Liam-qj8ti 5 лет назад +238

      @@lyra9223 I only like jumpscares when it's mostly me that made it a jumpscare. Like if I see a weird figure in the background of a movie scene, but there's no loud sound or effects.

    • @Rapture__1234
      @Rapture__1234 5 лет назад +84

      @@lyra9223 Yeah jumpscares scare you that's why you get adrenaline. Would you describe something jumping at your face as not scary? Jumpscares are incredibly great at scaring people and factory farmed horror movies use them *all* the time because they know it works. But that leads to a lack of actual story or inferal of different emotions; no context is built.Jumpscares aren't the problem they are one of the most effective sources of fear and shock, it's the over saturated use of them and nothing else that's the problem. I mean the whole time watching this video I was *expecting* a jumpscare and that's what made it scary because the artists are creative and know to use different techniques at different times unlike mainstream horror directors and writers who don't. I believe that jumpscares aren't a problem the directing is, that's my opinion anyway.

    • @Krynictrace
      @Krynictrace 5 лет назад +16

      What makes it worse is that it'd be easier if it had a jumpscare.

    • @SCWood
      @SCWood 5 лет назад +31

      I know Petscop achieves a similar effect to this.

  • @user-fv6jp7xo4x
    @user-fv6jp7xo4x 2 года назад +163

    this shit legit gave me an ultra realistic dream that felt like it lasted 4 hours and i the last moments of my sleep were literally me scraping ice out of a bottle and throwing the ice out of my window into a warped version of my backyard

  • @gauche5800
    @gauche5800 4 года назад +3812

    I like how they reversed the cliche of giving dreams a supernatural horror element. Instead of making it about our subconscious having psychic powers they’re trying to harness, they turn it into some sort of social Darwinism about the inferiority of having dreams.

    • @henry2ish
      @henry2ish 4 года назад +241

      i interpret it as whatever organization is distributing this tape is fully aware of the power of dreams, and doesn’t want people to have them because of that

    • @QweRinatrtY
      @QweRinatrtY 4 года назад +106

      @@henry2ish they want to remove sleep from people altogether to increase productivity

    • @brianthedesertbum
      @brianthedesertbum 4 года назад +68

      There is a lot of subliminal stuff all throughout this series that encourages viewers' submission. But to what or who/whom?
      The moon: GO OUTSIDE NOW.
      🛸

    • @gavindillon1486
      @gavindillon1486 4 года назад +18

      @Gemtem or maybe they wanna break facial recognition to stop the moon's power over man.

    • @BasileosHerodou
      @BasileosHerodou 3 года назад +11

      Or maybe they really think that dreams are hindering you from using 100% of your sleeping potential

  • @kalekoi
    @kalekoi 5 лет назад +4704

    “Your home has another door”
    _thanks i didn’t want to sleep anyways_

    • @flo1140
      @flo1140 5 лет назад +173

      Now your getting the the point

    • @kangaroo8057
      @kangaroo8057 5 лет назад +236

      I hope there are more doors in my home instead of just one. How am I gonna use the bathroom or go to my room? I'd just be entering my home and that's all I could do.

    • @tallyvi7886
      @tallyvi7886 5 лет назад +26

      My house has three

    • @_fulcrum
      @_fulcrum 5 лет назад +3

      @__ 666 likes on that comment emvbraces it more

    • @cattycatqueen7643
      @cattycatqueen7643 5 лет назад +6

      Is that where the mice come from?

  • @headcrabn5347
    @headcrabn5347 5 лет назад +731

    RUclips Rewind - I Sleep
    Local58 - I sleep, but *better* this time

    • @ridhosamudro2199
      @ridhosamudro2199 5 лет назад +17

      Local58: *REAL SLEEP?*

    • @TravTravRA
      @TravTravRA 5 лет назад +5

      @@ridhosamudro2199 Me, afraid after this: *WOKE*

    • @tangy2783
      @tangy2783 5 лет назад

      HeadcrabN but *realer*

    • @somerandomguy7068
      @somerandomguy7068 5 лет назад +1

      you had the perfect chance to say real sleep but you didn't take it so i'm gonna do it

    • @headcrabn5347
      @headcrabn5347 5 лет назад +3

      @@ridhosamudro2199 Ok, so there's this girl... and uh... so basically... ***THERE ARE NO FACES***

  • @nuclear37
    @nuclear37 5 лет назад +2155

    *"Do not see a doctor"*
    Local58 a day keeps the doctor away.

    • @wirelessriver7
      @wirelessriver7 5 лет назад +34

      When doctors see it they scream in tounges, crawl up the walls, and eat souls.

    • @jessegallardo9755
      @jessegallardo9755 5 лет назад +5

      A local58 a day keeps the doctors away

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 5 лет назад +2

      1000th like

    • @bammity9875
      @bammity9875 5 лет назад +2

      Nuclear Winter, not therapy

    • @meiju1563
      @meiju1563 5 лет назад +2

      But if the doctor's sweet, forget what you seek (aka this thing)

  • @valentinkrajzelman4649
    @valentinkrajzelman4649 3 года назад +4865

    "Do not see a doctor" that sent shivers down My spine

    • @gamehero6816
      @gamehero6816 3 года назад +18

      Yeah...

    • @danny8284
      @danny8284 3 года назад +14

      wait when

    • @heartlessoni13
      @heartlessoni13 3 года назад +215

      "Doctor, it hurts when I touch here."
      Doctor: Then don't fucking touch it Tom. Anyways, that will be 5,000 dollars.

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +30

      I'll see a psychiatrist instead

    • @_SirRacha_
      @_SirRacha_ 3 года назад +14

      ngl I did laugh. Thank you

  • @railimarotto2561
    @railimarotto2561 5 лет назад +4364

    Deformed faces along with the audio "There are no faces"
    Me: ⊙︵☉

  • @enzobuso5933
    @enzobuso5933 2 года назад +77

    I love how when it abruptly says goodnight at the end you can still see some parts of the distorted face since it makes it look like it indeed had an effect on you.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 месяца назад

      What face? There were no faces.

    • @BRZMP
      @BRZMP 2 месяца назад

      he is schizo

  • @TarynBeeswax
    @TarynBeeswax 3 года назад +3324

    The fact that the faces stay on-screen for a very short time, long enough to feel like an illusion, is a very good touch

    • @deangelobayley7079
      @deangelobayley7079 3 года назад +66

      u saw the black trail they leave ?

    • @dreaming-
      @dreaming- 3 года назад +202

      @@deangelobayley7079 i checked and that was actually the video itself and wasn't an illusion
      i really like that though it adds another layer of making you feel like something is wrong

    • @Cudddlefish
      @Cudddlefish 3 года назад +28

      THEREARENOFACES

    • @deangelobayley7079
      @deangelobayley7079 3 года назад +5

      @@Cudddlefish EEEEEEE

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 3 года назад +20

      What faces? 🤔

  • @memesaregood2318
    @memesaregood2318 5 лет назад +2409

    WoW this video actually works I haven’t dreamed in so long because this video keeps me awake at night

    • @johnellizz
      @johnellizz 5 лет назад +9

      It's because of caffeine is why you don't dream.

    • @lanakaneti9524
      @lanakaneti9524 5 лет назад +16

      Actually that's the objetive sleep is for the weak you have work to do

    • @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence
      @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence 5 лет назад +4

      @@lanakaneti9524 Wait until you start going bald. You'll find time 😉

    • @icecoldkremit
      @icecoldkremit 5 лет назад +3

      It worked for me to! I only have nightmares now!

    • @theofficialauditor9180
      @theofficialauditor9180 4 года назад

      Sequence 1 is just *happy happy happy happy ANGRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

  • @Nexpo
    @Nexpo 5 лет назад +12861

    : popcorn :

    • @kx3z
      @kx3z 5 лет назад +357

      : shiddedandfarded :

    • @Lucafont
      @Lucafont 5 лет назад +148

      Ayy, Nexpo already on this

    • @wiwewawowu
      @wiwewawowu 5 лет назад +6

      AAAAAAA

    • @RedColdRitsu
      @RedColdRitsu 5 лет назад +70

      Nexpo Thank you nexpo, very cool.

    • @dtoskar
      @dtoskar 5 лет назад +86

      Nexpo HOW YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THIS NOW

  • @rlinders9972
    @rlinders9972 2 года назад +95

    As someone who listens to a lot of music, this video was the first time I discovered that "R.E.M." was a type of sleep.

    • @QuintTheSharker
      @QuintTheSharker 2 года назад

      What a nimrod

    • @samwindmill8264
      @samwindmill8264 Год назад +6

      What's the frequency, Kenneth?

    • @corvus8638
      @corvus8638 Год назад +3

      Look at me I listen to music

    • @AKU666
      @AKU666 Год назад

      Maybe do you know what music track was used here on 1:56?

    • @boudicaastorm4540
      @boudicaastorm4540 6 месяцев назад +2

      It's the end of the world as we know it, do you feel fine?

  • @charlottelouch268
    @charlottelouch268 4 года назад +8765

    When the words flash up on the screen near the end they say (in this order):
    “Read each phrase without reading”
    “Only the awake may think”
    “Seeing is for open eyes”
    “Cognition is a lie”
    “I dream the world awake”
    “There are no faces”
    “Dreaming is a vestige”
    “Sleep is pretend”
    “A dream is a cowardly thought”
    “Sleep is not civilised”
    “The mind is a tyrant”
    “This is your time now”
    “I will never dream again”
    “Stay out of your bedroom”
    “There is work to be done”
    “Dreams are just screaming with pictures”
    “The pure of mind do not slumber”
    “No good thought follows instinct”
    “The lie of sleep seeks many vessels”
    “We are our own Gods” “You owe the messenger”
    “Let cognizance nourish itself”
    “Logic is the final burden”
    “The primitive mind deserves its nightmares”
    “When we sleep we die”
    “I am an idea of thinking itself”
    “They are not faces”
    “The subconscious is a parasite”
    “Dreaming is a cancer on the face of sleep”
    “They follow night to bleed dreams”
    “The primitive mind deserves its nightmares”
    “Your home has another door”
    “Unconsciousness is a threat”
    “We are not meant to dream”
    “You owe the messenger”
    “What is true unmakes the false”
    “Sleep is a scavenger”

    • @jazzsingerlady
      @jazzsingerlady 4 года назад +632

      I KNEW someone would come through with this!! Thank you!

    • @charlottelouch268
      @charlottelouch268 4 года назад +303

      @@jazzsingerlady you’re welcome I am glad to be of service

    • @Ikea900
      @Ikea900 3 года назад +99

      thank you!!!!! I was looking for this comment

    • @The.Queen.Cat.
      @The.Queen.Cat. 3 года назад +464

      "your home has another door"
      you mean the back door?

    • @nuyel
      @nuyel 3 года назад +201

      @@The.Queen.Cat. Another another door

  • @corporalregicide5248
    @corporalregicide5248 3 года назад +3476

    "there are no faces"
    "you do not recognize the bodies in the water"

    • @Ducktor
      @Ducktor 3 года назад +48

      Been looking for this comment

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 3 года назад +51

      "he is not real"

    • @DrPester847
      @DrPester847 3 года назад +120

      he does not exist.
      he does not exist.
      he does not exist.
      he does not exist.
      he does not exi

    • @rawrrowr4072
      @rawrrowr4072 3 года назад +40

      Fredbear does not exist

    • @NotRealPB
      @NotRealPB 3 года назад +193

      Y'know what? Fuck it.
      There are faces.
      I recognize the bodies in the water.

  • @russjenni2
    @russjenni2 5 лет назад +933

    "do not see a doctor"
    Jeez that stuck with me.

    • @rockyroadmagic4152
      @rockyroadmagic4152 5 лет назад +35

      Exactly. I was doing perfectly fine until then but when it said “do not see a doctor” I was like f u c k

    • @Arlothed1no
      @Arlothed1no 5 лет назад +10

      Maybe antivaxxers watched this

    • @electr_icity4613
      @electr_icity4613 5 лет назад +9

      Bitch, I do what I want.

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke 5 лет назад +16

      Bold of Real Sleep to assume any of us can afford to see a doctor.

    • @russjenni2
      @russjenni2 5 лет назад +4

      @@AnInsideJoke what I was referring to was that it said to see a technician, not a doctor, making it seem like we were nothing but programmed robots. Although you do have a point.

  • @TheBestSam42
    @TheBestSam42 3 года назад +40

    There’s something so terrifying about knowing this could actually influence the mind and if this was on real television most people would watch and read

  • @NeonClock
    @NeonClock 5 лет назад +842

    Real Sleep > I Cannot Believe It's Not Sleep.

  • @ericwithakay3559
    @ericwithakay3559 4 года назад +9686

    "Sleep is uncivilized"
    College students: we are the highest authority

  • @Scornbrand
    @Scornbrand 5 лет назад +12940

    Alright MatPat I've seen them all, time to head back

  • @alexlents4689
    @alexlents4689 Год назад +21

    4:34 Lol that abrupt transition from super creepy cultist sayings to a “Good Night!” screen with background LoFi was pretty funny.

  • @stardust2441
    @stardust2441 5 лет назад +553

    *LOCAL 58 UPLOADED THIS IS NOT A DRILL*

    • @dtoskar
      @dtoskar 5 лет назад +8

      do we stop drop and roll orrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 5 лет назад +4

      SOUND THE ALARM

    • @sanj___
      @sanj___ 5 лет назад +4

      Michael Scott: oH mY gOd iT'S hApPenInG eVeRyONe sTay cALm

    • @leebug3424
      @leebug3424 5 лет назад

      EVERYONE STAY FUCKING CALM!!

    • @gravynpotatoes2620
      @gravynpotatoes2620 5 лет назад +2

      * *EAS ALARM IN DISTANCE AS HORROR FANDOM FUCKING EXPLODES* *

  • @ch48_
    @ch48_ 5 лет назад +640

    I liked how the final "face" stayed burned into the background for the rest of the video. Felt like I was watching a real casette tape on a CRT TV

    • @dokidoki777
      @dokidoki777 5 лет назад +56

      It was actually burned into the rest of the video.
      It wasn't just in your mind.
      *_Now how do you feel?_*

    • @marselopro
      @marselopro 5 лет назад +7

      What are you talking about, the face did disappear.

    • @dokidoki777
      @dokidoki777 5 лет назад +9

      @@marselopro Dude, skip the part where the face is. Then look at the rest of the video. It's literally just burnt in through editing.
      How are people so idiotic they think it's just in there mind?

    • @ch48_
      @ch48_ 5 лет назад +18

      @@dokidoki777 Cmon man, don't ruin the fun of at least pretending it's spooky and stuff...

    • @dokidoki777
      @dokidoki777 5 лет назад

      @@ch48_ I like how you changed your comment after seeing my comment saying the face actually did stay burnt in the video. Hilarious.

  • @phan-2187
    @phan-2187 5 лет назад +2519

    “stay out of your bedroom”
    **is watching in bedroom**

  • @alexoddy404
    @alexoddy404 Год назад +12

    For whatever ungodly reason, whenever I watch this I don’t dream that night, so whenever my nightmares get bad, I watch this before bed
    I have no idea why and I’m kinda scared

  • @ghosthand3737
    @ghosthand3737 5 лет назад +383

    Freedie Kruger hates him, learn how this man was able to stop dreaming, with this one simple trick.

    • @datdamnkez
      @datdamnkez 5 лет назад +10

      Major W

    • @sstinky7571
      @sstinky7571 5 лет назад +6

      Freedie

    • @AnotherCamilo
      @AnotherCamilo 5 лет назад +2

      This is what Freddy sees when he gets nightmares.

    • @toastedtoast335
      @toastedtoast335 3 месяца назад

      Basically Freddy Krueger or even almost every horror character’s worst nightmare since they won’t be able to give you nightmares anymore if you never dream again

  • @whimtortoise4480
    @whimtortoise4480 4 года назад +2963

    i feel like i'm going to die in seven days
    edit: next person to reply with any variation of " are you still alive?" will die in 7 days

    • @napoleonsolo5929
      @napoleonsolo5929 4 года назад +71

      (phone rings)

    • @MDreamerIsBi
      @MDreamerIsBi 4 года назад +114

      S̼͓͓̟̟̈ͩ̉e̞͇͎͕̳̬ͧ̓ͣͣv̡̱̪̒ͭͫ͊͑è̵̘͎̝̖̳͙̗͇̊̎̿ͭ͆́̃́͡ǹͥ̉҉̷̳̹̟̼ ̬̮̩̤̜͌ͩͤ̅̅ͥ̉l̬̯͗̌ͭͨͫͤ̈͜i̱̱͓̠̺͓͛ͤͥ̃̈̚ͅk̵̗̲͙̗̥͔̾͐́́͊͢͟ê̳̰͓̤̎͢s̪̣̘̼̘̺̬ͥ̐͌̈́ͅ,̧̖̘̗̰̯͓̰͚̆̒̉̎ ̙̣͉̗̻̅ͩ̕͝͠s̷̩̙̥̺̩̹̹̾̐͆͞ȅ̘̼̮͍̲̼͈̭ͣͦ͡ͅv̸̝ͣ̒͝ȅ͇̞̙͉̣̟ͯ̉n̗̬̮͉̱̟͗̈́̊ͮ̅̏͗͊͞ ̯̣̪̖̝́ͭ͟͝d̷̨̮̪͐̒̒̾ͭ͗̐̕ã̘͎̘̮̬͕̼ͧ͆ͩ̓̄ͫ̏́y̾́́͑̿҉͚͔̟̼͉͘s̖̪̱̾͟͞ ̶̙̲̪͂̎͊ͤ͐̾̅͑͟t̪̋͐̆͗͋͟o̸̴̙̰͚ͩ̈́ ̶̜̬̩͖̦͎̋̇͊̍͐͋ͣ͋̀ͅļ̨͍͇̞̫̦͉ͧ͛ͧ̀i͎̼̗̮̰̥̺̅̐͊́͢v̻͙͙̹͈ͣ͊͐̈́ͧͥͬ͞e̸̯̬ͩ͐̿̾ͣ̕͘.̶̅͏͔̣̲

    • @remainprofane7732
      @remainprofane7732 4 года назад +29

      You’ll probably not feel like that 7 days before your death. Would you like to?

    • @alastor3244
      @alastor3244 4 года назад +15

      That’s a boss reference right there

    • @najmasyafinkalahindi166
      @najmasyafinkalahindi166 4 года назад +15

      wrong horror film bud

  • @theshywolfie6655
    @theshywolfie6655 4 года назад +2499

    "most patients report a night of dreamless sleep after only one viewing of this videocassette"
    yeah I'm pretty sure I'll have a dream tonight, and I'm pretty sure it'll be a nightmare

    • @t.m.m.8137
      @t.m.m.8137 4 года назад +191

      I think what really creeped me out is when I actually watched this for the first time, I immediately felt tired, and went to bed shortly afterwards. And I got a good night's sleep. No dreams. No tiredness when I first woke up like usual. It was very surreal, and I actually got kinda freaked out that it worked.

    • @niga3
      @niga3 4 года назад +32

      @@bluelink1879 i slept a pair of times right after watching this. Ive slept well. I didnt remember dreaming, the next morning and i wasnt tired at all. Its really fucking weird. I also rememeber once i had a sleep paralysis and thats actually like a dream that feels real because of hallucinations so yea

    • @kiechau
      @kiechau 4 года назад +21

      the primitive mind deserves its nightmares

    • @The.Queen.Cat.
      @The.Queen.Cat. 3 года назад +4

      @@t.m.m.8137 yeah i just rewatched it to link to a friend and i forgot how tired it made me till i finished it

    • @igasudrom8642
      @igasudrom8642 3 года назад +9

      I dreamed vividly after watching this. Guess I'm uncivilized still.

  • @braydenrussell1013
    @braydenrussell1013 3 года назад +39

    This is pure horror unlike some companies that use cheap jumpscares to get you scared this actually is scary in a way it's not disturbing it's pure horror

  • @NICK....
    @NICK.... 5 лет назад +712

    RUclips pro tip:
    Pressing the comma or the dot key on a keyboard will make the video go backwards or forward one frame at a time (if paused)

    • @gamelover360123
      @gamelover360123 5 лет назад +47

      Where has this information been all this time?

    • @NICK....
      @NICK.... 5 лет назад +22

      @@gamelover360123 I dunno, now if you click your profile at the top right corner of the screen you can go to "Keyboard shortcuts"

    • @francescafrancesca3554
      @francescafrancesca3554 5 лет назад +3

      Thanks!

    • @AnalyticalApex
      @AnalyticalApex 5 лет назад +5

      this is so fucking useful!

    • @commmander64
      @commmander64 5 лет назад +7

      I can't do it on my phone...

  • @borb1921
    @borb1921 4 года назад +5000

    The virgin dreaming:
    - Primitive
    - Nonsensical
    - Detrimental to progress of mankind
    The chad anti-dream:
    - We are our own gods
    - I am an idea thinking itself
    - 🙃

    • @paolo2763
      @paolo2763 4 года назад +124

      The virgin dreaming: Thinks there's faces

    • @theriverstigs
      @theriverstigs 4 года назад +68

      THERE ARE NO FACES
      THERE ARE NO FACES
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      I DREAM THE WORLD AWAKE
      THERE ARE NO FACES
      THERE ARE NO FACES
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    • @centuryfiles9558
      @centuryfiles9558 4 года назад +5

      Paolo imagine thinking that 🤦🏻‍♀️😗

    • @DoomooDguy
      @DoomooDguy 4 года назад +5

      "anti-dream"
      Hollow Knight fans: "Hey, I've seen this one!"

    • @Birdofman
      @Birdofman 4 года назад +5

      @@centuryfiles9558 lol thinking face exist is so cringey

  • @dekucake
    @dekucake 5 лет назад +2997

    What if you
    Wanted to go to *bed*
    But God said
    *THERE ARE NO FACES*

    • @matthew5145
      @matthew5145 5 лет назад +35

      Punch him in the fuckin face

    • @ShyGuy2020
      @ShyGuy2020 5 лет назад +39

      @@matthew5145 but there is no face

    • @matthew5145
      @matthew5145 5 лет назад +26

      @@ShyGuy2020 *DID* *I* *STUTTAH?*

    • @ShyGuy2020
      @ShyGuy2020 5 лет назад +9

      @@matthew5145 but... there's no face...just accept it

    • @pixellego4773
      @pixellego4773 5 лет назад +5

      Peka Silk lol

  • @randomhandle111
    @randomhandle111 3 года назад +13

    i LOVE how the flickering messages in sequence 4 are on screen for a short enough time where your cant exactly comprehend what its saying, but that it still gets stuck in your brain. makes it slightly more terrifying than it already is. i want more.

  • @ethernetmumasmr_3231
    @ethernetmumasmr_3231 4 года назад +1203

    0:00-1:40
    * Is giving actual information*
    Somethings wrong, I can feel it

    • @becuz.
      @becuz. 4 года назад +44

      Local 58 aliens: Now this looks like a job for me

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 4 года назад +31

      @@becuz. Nah, not aliens. The creator debunked that theory.

    • @three-bark1928
      @three-bark1928 4 года назад +12

      @@sambradley9091 link?

    • @lennaerthondelink7374
      @lennaerthondelink7374 4 года назад +14

      At 1:40 it stops being actual information and begins to say dreams are limiting and useless

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 4 года назад +3

      @@lennaerthondelink7374 they aren't. Studies show (real, reliable ones) that dreams help us process emotions, because if we don't it leads to stress and anxiety. Basically your mind is processing the emotions while you sleep, so that it doesn't have to in the morning.

  • @ko-rz4xb
    @ko-rz4xb 5 лет назад +715

    local 58 is genius when it comes to its definition and how it displays 'horror',, we're so used to jumpscares, disturbing music, and some sort of danger to raise unnecessary fear or anxiety for entertainment, which ive became bored of with its same routine and story. however local 58 uses that and creates suspense for something that will never come which creates this uneasiness to their videos which i love.
    i enjoy how there is a 'story' in some way and how it displays this hypnotic society ? im not sure how to explain it, but i just love the uniqueness of this world and its goals and whatever is causing the human race to behave differently due to this 'higher entity/ies' creating these new social norms and whats the new desired face for this society such as dream and imagination as invalid and all should obey the rules of the handbook and how its so recommended to surrender to the 'moon' and all should follow these cryptic messages given in these short segments
    local 58 is something so special and its reality and its story telling is so brilliant and its something i wish to see more in the horror genre

    • @rionthemagnificent2971
      @rionthemagnificent2971 5 лет назад +38

      It also exploits the most irrational fear of humanity.. The fear of the unknown. It doesn't show you what happens to the people who "Look into the Moon", except their muffled screams, it leaves it up to the people watching it, their imaginations to fill in the blank, which is in fact true horror.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 5 лет назад +32

      Not to mention that each video is different enough in format to make it interesting... I found a copycat called Channel 7 a while ago, but they just ripped off Weather Service again and again and again, it got really boring.

    • @-0rbital-
      @-0rbital- 5 лет назад +1

      kimi. Yes, so true!

    • @toppu10animes
      @toppu10animes 5 лет назад

      @@rionthemagnificent2971 How is it irrational?

    • @pprophet
      @pprophet 5 лет назад +14

      kimi u for me the key to horror is getting the surreal factor just right, just enough to get into the audiences head. The kind of stuff that feels like a dream, and if horror comes into play, it feels like a nightmare. I think that cognitive dissonance of your brain feeling like it’s asleep but knowing it’s awake is what really sets scariness away from true terror. My first experience with this kind of surreal horror came from a scene in the babadook where the main character is watching the news late at night, and a story comes on about a 7 year old boy murdered at his birthday party and in the background of the b roll you could see a figure in the window, and all of a sudden it cuts to a close up of the figure and it is revealed to be the main character herself, smiling directly at the camera. The timing and the nature of this scene was done so perfectly that it literally felt like a nightmare. It only cut to her face for just enough time for your brain to comprehend it and then, bang, the light pops.

  • @Termina648
    @Termina648 5 лет назад +880

    What makes Local58 so creepy and wonderful it's the fact that it only uses suspense to scare you, it works like a subliminal message, it starts growing on you until it makes you paranoid for something that will never come... and there you are with the video ending and it's just you and the feeling there's something off...

    • @LIVEMETRIX187
      @LIVEMETRIX187 5 лет назад +10

      Deep

    • @RacistFemboyFox
      @RacistFemboyFox 5 лет назад +47

      You forgot to mention that everything about it is also shrouded in mystery. It directly exploits the human fear of the unknown by simply being nonsensical, but disguised as an actual program.

    • @estebanmorales4498
      @estebanmorales4498 5 лет назад +8

      Ambiguity will do that to you

    • @refraggedbean
      @refraggedbean 5 лет назад +19

      This is horror done right, no jumpscares, just pure psychological horror

    • @tefnutofhoney2832
      @tefnutofhoney2832 5 лет назад +2

      I think thats called fridge horror?

  • @Trevorbryde
    @Trevorbryde 3 года назад +106

    “Listen to the phrase and repeat out loud”
    Me laying in bed: “no, I don’t think I will”

  • @reetreet5675
    @reetreet5675 5 лет назад +907

    Read Each Phase Without Reading
    Task Failed Successfully

    • @MikasMeme
      @MikasMeme 5 лет назад +23

      ONLY THE AWAKE MAY THINK
      SEEING IS FOR OPEN EYES
      COGNITION IS A LIE
      I DREAM THE WORLD AWAKE
      THERE ARE NO FACES
      DREAMING IS A VESTIGE
      SLEEP IS PRETEND
      A DREAM IS A COWARDLY THOUGHT
      SLEEP IS NOT CIVILIZED
      THE MIND IS A TYRANT
      THIS IS YOUR TIME NOW
      I WILL NEVER DREAM AGAIN
      STAY OUT OF YOUR BEDROOM
      THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE
      DREAMS ARE JUST SCREAMING WITH PICTURES
      THE PURE OF MIND DO NOT SLUMBER
      NO GOOD THOUGHT FOLLOWS INSTINCT
      THE LIE OF SLEEP SEEKS MANY VESSELS
      WE ARE OUR OWN GODS
      LET COGNIZANCE NOURISH ITSELF
      LOGIC IS THE FINAL BURDEN
      THE PRIMITIVE MIND DESERVES ITS NIGHTMARES
      WHEN WE SLEEP WE DIE
      I AM AN IDEA THINKING ITSELF
      THEY ARE NOT FACES
      THE SUBCONSCIOUS IS A PARASITE
      DREAMING IS A CANCER ON THE FACE OF SLEEP
      THEY FOLLOW NIGHT TO BLEED DREAMS
      THE PRIMITIVE MIND DESERVES ITS NIGHTMARES
      YOUR HOME HAS ANOTHER DOOR
      UNCONSCIOUSNESS IS A THREAT
      WE ARE NOT MEANT TO DREAM
      YOU OWE THE MESSENGER
      WHAT IS TRUE UNMAKES THE FALSE
      SLEEP IS A SCAVENGER

  • @Conked_
    @Conked_ 5 лет назад +574

    I think the scariest part was anticipating a jumpscare and then there not being one.

    • @justindumlao
      @justindumlao 5 лет назад +46

      Matthew Ricks there usually aren’t any (except for that one part of Fastest Available Route), but even then I couldn’t trust this video when the non-faces started showing up. I immediately exited full screen.

    • @Conked_
      @Conked_ 5 лет назад +5

      @@justindumlao honestly same

    • @kx3z
      @kx3z 5 лет назад +11

      Can the GOOD NIGHT card count as a jump scare lol

    • @justindumlao
      @justindumlao 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah actually. That chord after sequence 4 is pretty jarring.

    • @lopamurblamo
      @lopamurblamo 5 лет назад +1

      David Lynch

  • @savarin_yt
    @savarin_yt 5 лет назад +4930

    When I first watched this, I was trying to figure out why it is scary. Because you see, the first viewing didn't creep me out that much. But, later on that same night, I finally understood.
    I like to shower very late, and so there I was, going to the bathroom in the dark. Of course, the way our brains are, OF COURSE one of the first things that popped up in my head was this video. At first I didn't think very much of it, but then I started to look around...
    There is this funny thing called Pareidolia - "a psychological phenomenon in which the mind responds to a stimulus, usually an image or a sound, by perceiving a familiar pattern where none exists". Suddenly, the patterns on the walls looked disturbing, the shampoo bottles were displayed in such a way that it looked like a laughing face, so on and so on. And for a while, I thought I finally understood why the video was so good. But there was more to it... as it went on, the patterns started to appear more and more, so many that I kept trying to ignore it and just be done with the shower. I was ignoring the faces...
    There are no faces.
    THAT'S the big drop. The video didn't scare me with a cheap jumpscare, it did not creep me out with a well-crafted horror scene, not even with a story with a terrible twist at the end. Rather, it was a much present, much more real and simple fear... *I did NOT want to dream with the faces.*
    And that's why I think it's so great now.
    Good night!

    • @babylonreef
      @babylonreef 5 лет назад +166

      This should he on top of the other comments wtf

    • @dannysankyu
      @dannysankyu 5 лет назад +134

      Wow, thanks for giving me nightmares. Night!

    • @savarin_yt
      @savarin_yt 5 лет назад +283

      @@thatrandomdude8501 I like to pretend they do, but eventually it all starts again.
      Do not see a doctor.

    • @drakovenartyom669
      @drakovenartyom669 5 лет назад +52

      I want to watch it......... but I just can't handle the thought of this.

    • @drakovenartyom669
      @drakovenartyom669 5 лет назад +65

      I mean I already imagine face where they shouldn't be, I don't need that feeling to intensify.

  • @drhall343
    @drhall343 2 года назад +14

    -"Well at least that's over with."
    -RUclips immediately recommends another Local58 video. 😶

  • @windexcleaner7549
    @windexcleaner7549 5 лет назад +724

    local 1-57
    me:i sleep
    local 58
    me: *REAL SLEEP*

  • @JordanProductions
    @JordanProductions 5 лет назад +925

    Brain: You're going to have nightmares from this.
    Me: Yeah but now with R E A L S L E E P I don't have to have nightmares anymore! :D

    • @laciehinds7768
      @laciehinds7768 5 лет назад +25

      Jordan Productions with REAL SLEEP, I haven’t slept for 5 days...I think I need help, THANKS REAL SLEEP :D

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 5 лет назад +8

      Lacie Hinds consult your local technician and get your problem resolved, but remember: D }£*O N ^O ='T S +"}E €,E #,?A &!D .,O ;C \[T O ^

    • @alyxvelazquez9328
      @alyxvelazquez9328 5 лет назад +6

      Plot twist: Real sleep is nightmares

    • @Christine.E
      @Christine.E 5 лет назад

      666 Likes

  • @sirswag1802
    @sirswag1802 5 лет назад +215

    "Inducing your anti dream now"
    *You mean nightmare. That is a nightmare face.*

    • @Laplode
      @Laplode 5 лет назад +4

      Inducing Anti Dream = No Sleep

  • @DudeSlayer95
    @DudeSlayer95 Год назад +3

    Due to work burnout I haven’t been able to sleep w/o dreaming in months, this program is a real blessing.
    there are no faces

  • @rice6749
    @rice6749 5 лет назад +1831

    Now remember the 3 f’s kids:
    *Front Lawn*
    *Face up*
    *Feet Together*

    • @caracosgrove7272
      @caracosgrove7272 5 лет назад +74

      they should make that into a t-shirt

    • @rice6749
      @rice6749 5 лет назад +7

      Cara C Agreed

    • @cakeisthebestintheworld
      @cakeisthebestintheworld 5 лет назад +5

      Still don't understand the purpose of doing that

    • @rice6749
      @rice6749 5 лет назад +73

      Cake is the best in the world Basically by doing that you are surrendering to the moon which kills you if you look at it as seen in “A Show For Children” where the skeleton does the “Victory Position” and dies (again). It telling you how to kill yourself by the moon.

    • @cakeisthebestintheworld
      @cakeisthebestintheworld 5 лет назад +2

      @@rice6749 Ohhh that makes sense

  • @dragonman5362
    @dragonman5362 5 лет назад +776

    I forgot my workbook in the office can someone share

    • @officialorangegoof9736
      @officialorangegoof9736 5 лет назад +29

      I'll let you borrow mine

    • @guhaniyer5601
      @guhaniyer5601 5 лет назад +36

      Aye bruh there's a pdf online

    • @guhaniyer5601
      @guhaniyer5601 5 лет назад +6

      @TootInABoot oh shit, then can i borrow your workbook

    • @guhaniyer5601
      @guhaniyer5601 5 лет назад +3

      @TootInABoot thanks man appreciate it

    • @me-hg3lh
      @me-hg3lh 5 лет назад +2

      Y'all i forgot the last section of notes, anyone got some?

  • @kashmirwillwin3124
    @kashmirwillwin3124 4 года назад +3682

    Imagine thinking there are faces
    This stale meme was made by anti-dream gang

    • @mimii_xx
      @mimii_xx 3 года назад +4

      @a lmao

    • @ill8485
      @ill8485 3 года назад +42

      Fuck dream

    • @shritan0
      @shritan0 3 года назад +24

      @@ill8485 damn bro y would u wanna do that😳

    • @ill8485
      @ill8485 3 года назад +8

      @@shritan0 😳

    • @kidwiththehat2016
      @kidwiththehat2016 3 года назад +15

      @@shritan0 yeah he needs consent first

  • @memegalodon4522
    @memegalodon4522 Год назад +8

    Watching this at 5 AM is a whole different thing man

  • @clouds.in.heaven
    @clouds.in.heaven 5 лет назад +498

    *The moon sleeps for no one*

    • @thatoneguy3921
      @thatoneguy3921 5 лет назад +31

      But the faces.
      _...Of which there are none._

    • @Ozionian
      @Ozionian 5 лет назад +4

      the moon might not sleep, but i do

    • @flo1140
      @flo1140 5 лет назад +1

      Come just one wink

  • @sergeantspook2970
    @sergeantspook2970 5 лет назад +1957

    SPOILER ALERT: Okay, having experienced long-term sleep deprivation for myself, I'd like to attempt an interpretation of this video:
    There's a phenomenon in our minds called pareidolia, it's when we think we see faces or human forms in things like clouds or images of mythological or divine beings in our breakfast pastries. I think the "faces" in this video are intentionally messing with whatever it is in our brains that stirs the pareidolia response, we recognize the faces as "faces," but they get so much more and more messed up over time that they don't look human... but still "kinda human."
    This entire video plays out like a research project trying to convince the subject that their own natural responses are somehow wrong, as if they're trying to make the subject's own brain betray itself.
    When I was in Iraq, I had experienced a prolonged "incident" that kept me awake for four straight days: I felt very high energy like I could have run three marathons in a row, along with a very strong disorientation as if I were floating. On the last day, I started hallucinating and then was ordered to check in with a medic. When it was safe enough to actually sleep, I didn't dream. There's a reason why the UN considers sleep deprivation a form of torture, because it fucking is.
    The opening sequence after the introduction says that this video is made for a specific person with a name, but also an ID number that's six digits long: This is a common practice in the American prison system, I only know THIS because I have a few friends and family members who've been on the wrong side of the bars. I suspect that the purpose of this video is that not only was this "institute" experimenting on inmates to study the effects of sleep deprivation, but that this tape (nor the "workbook") should never have been found out about either. Unfortunately, convicts are seen as disposable or barely even human even if their crimes weren't serious, so they'd be a likely target for human experiments.
    Anyway, I know this video is actually fiction and meant for entertainment, but that's the impression that I get.
    Enjoy the rest of your day.

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 5 лет назад +111

      You might have really figured it out with that prison thing. The idea of someone being subjected to this involuntarily... brr. I mean this whole thing’s bad but what really gets me is Kris devising a phrase like “Ablation of Subconscious” - you shouldn’t want anything about yourself to have the word “ablated” applied to it, even an abstract thing. Maybe the carceral state is the only force that could even accomplish that.
      (Although I imagine the average prisoner’s recourse to consult someone other than their doctor about issues isn’t considerable? Does TRI have a staff member on hand for that?)

    • @Zillasucks
      @Zillasucks 5 лет назад +148

      “Okay, having experienced long term sleep deprivation myself”
      Weird flex but ok

    • @zealot246
      @zealot246 5 лет назад +85

      Thanks for your analysis and your service

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 5 лет назад +69

      Insomnia is fuckin weird. You know you're supposed to sleep, but your body won't let you. The fun part is having access to DPH, which is supposed to make you sleepy, but not the awareness that it's a deliriant.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 5 лет назад +56

      Okay, but there's just one problem; this video wasn't made to reprogram a mind to no longer be able to sleep, it's trying to reprogram the mind to no longer be able to _Dream._

  • @kittsami
    @kittsami 5 лет назад +2378

    Dreams: *exist*
    Local 58: Wait, that's illegal.

  • @thegoldenstation9723
    @thegoldenstation9723 26 дней назад +2

    Real sleep is the only analog horror video I know of that's specifically centered around hypnosis and it's one of my favorites for this reason. Though I'm sure more exist out there.

  • @jackcoulson6420
    @jackcoulson6420 5 лет назад +132

    Local58: creates an unsettling, disturbing psa about sleep in which you look at disturbing imagery and phrases while a distorted voice repeats “there are no faces” over and over
    Also local58: *GOODNIGHT! :))*

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 3 года назад +2079

    "Stay out of your bedroom"
    "Your home has another door"
    Me watching this in bed with the house's back door in the other room
    "Panik"

    • @youtubeguy5454
      @youtubeguy5454 3 года назад +48

      Realizing this is just a video
      Kalm

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 3 года назад +77

      @@youtubeguy5454 Realizing you can see the distorted faces even when you look away from the screen
      Panik

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +4

      @@kashmirwillwin3124 Did this happen to you?

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 3 года назад +21

      I think that other door is your head. Your dreams in particular. Hence why they don't want you to dream.

    • @bbypink9833
      @bbypink9833 3 года назад +2

      STOP SAME

  • @somegal-89
    @somegal-89 5 лет назад +271

    Goddamn I love this channel. It’s good to see someone who knows horror isn’t just jump scares or torture porn.

    • @pIasticrabbits
      @pIasticrabbits 5 лет назад +3

      FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS.

    • @julicat444
      @julicat444 5 лет назад +10

      For real, stuff like this creeps me out way worse than blood or monsters or jump scares ever could

    • @raynenixon5450
      @raynenixon5450 5 лет назад

      @@julicat444 well this plays with your mind and teases you unlike other types

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 2 года назад +1

      @@pIasticrabbits sounds like y’all don’t leave RUclips and y’all finally got recommendations that weren’t five nights at Freddie’s or fake screaming RUclipsrs lmao

  • @erismason3441
    @erismason3441 2 года назад +9

    As a grad student attempting to write a paper on the interplay of sleep and fear, this video was very informative.

  • @baroncosmos
    @baroncosmos 5 лет назад +423

    "Stare directly at the center of your television."
    Nah, mate, I'm quite fine without doing that

  • @ThatcherChannel
    @ThatcherChannel 5 лет назад +974

    "Consult your technician if you are experiencing delayed results and/or unwanted side effects. Do not see a doctor."
    This message brought to you by the Church of Scientology.

  • @MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls
    @MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls 5 лет назад +1527

    Please ensure you have your copybook at hand, as you will be asked to take down notes from the screen at various points throughout the program.

    • @Spo8
      @Spo8 5 лет назад +59

      Thanks, ants.
      Thants.

    • @Jojje94
      @Jojje94 5 лет назад +17

      We are using AC/DC, because it's heavy metal.

    • @greenegg6010
      @greenegg6010 5 лет назад +1

      Y is there just faces flashing on the screen

    • @MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls
      @MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls 5 лет назад +25

      What are faces? We just don't know.

    • @scritoph3368
      @scritoph3368 5 лет назад +18

      Will I get softbanned for illegal dreams?

  • @90s_Wizard
    @90s_Wizard 2 года назад +3

    I appreciate the attention to detail with the facts not immediately disappearing like an old crt TV would do due to the heat of the image still remaining.

  • @cheesydelphox1552
    @cheesydelphox1552 4 года назад +941

    3:18 Real talk, this face scared me to my core. I saw it and my blood turned to ice. Amazing.

  • @nullinullinullifi
    @nullinullinullifi 5 лет назад +201

    Find it weird that they're talking about "real sleep" considering that their broadcast goes from midnight to 5 am

  • @daniel7139
    @daniel7139 5 лет назад +760

    I hate the fact that the face lingers in the background

    • @PentaromaLMA0
      @PentaromaLMA0 4 года назад +30

      *just like my sleep paralysis demon*

    • @becuz.
      @becuz. 4 года назад +96

      *There are no faces.*

    • @PentaromaLMA0
      @PentaromaLMA0 4 года назад +20

      But @@becuz.

    • @The-Rose-and-the-Cross
      @The-Rose-and-the-Cross 4 года назад +3

      They had to let it linger.

    • @afiqFPS
      @afiqFPS 4 года назад +5

      Bruhhh ikr i feel like the face is gonna stuck onto my dreams now

  • @to_be_consumed
    @to_be_consumed 3 года назад +13

    When he said "Dreams are just screaming with pictures", I really felt that

  • @simonm3931
    @simonm3931 5 лет назад +774

    You know, I thought the invert colors setting on my phone would make the "there are no faces" segment a little less unnerving.
    It didn't :/

    • @nathansteele2164
      @nathansteele2164 5 лет назад +38

      It did work well for me, thanks

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 5 лет назад +27

      idk I feel like the friendlier color palette helps at least

    • @standby7395
      @standby7395 5 лет назад +5

      Oh my god

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 лет назад +1

      Neato

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 лет назад +24

      Everything else on my phone is a nightmare though.
      Like I've been taken to G Major dimension.

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 лет назад +278

    Real sleep hours
    Oof, this was uploaded at 8:37 PM for me, guess I'm not sleeping well tonight
    That's okay, I'll just sleep through school instead

  • @arsene5918
    @arsene5918 5 лет назад +875

    My mind:
    0:00 Alright let’s do this
    3:28 I don’t like this anymore..

    • @AntzolY111
      @AntzolY111 5 лет назад +6

      This is MK Ultra

    • @SonoFelice-
      @SonoFelice- 5 лет назад +8

      I instantly stopped the video and left the room
      Now I'm continuing and FUCK I SHOULD'VE TURNED ON THE LIGHTS

    • @mccsistemas
      @mccsistemas 5 лет назад +3

      OMG I just paused the video at 3:28 hahahahahahaha

    • @derfuhrerknitler7749
      @derfuhrerknitler7749 5 лет назад +1

      Mr. Holmes? I don't feel so not-scared...

  • @darrellhicks9024
    @darrellhicks9024 3 года назад +9

    i would kill for a thought initiative research hoodie

  • @TheSpikyCantelope
    @TheSpikyCantelope 5 лет назад +1588

    Aliens: “There are no faces”
    Millions of years of evolution hardwiring us to recognize facial features: “I’m gonna stop you right there”

    • @RandomGuy-gi6xj
      @RandomGuy-gi6xj 5 лет назад +1

      BRUH

    • @o0Scarrow0o
      @o0Scarrow0o 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah I'm pretty sure that having us repeat 'there are no faces" and showing us scary images isent going to erase that

    • @TheSolBlader
      @TheSolBlader 5 лет назад

      I mean what is a face, really

    • @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise
      @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise 5 лет назад +2

      Sol ikr? It’s kinda hard to know for real what is and isn’t a face at a glance. This is so confusing Alexa, play moonmen by jake chudnow

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 2 года назад

      @@o0Scarrow0o true, but perhaps an entire generation of children raised in a time of *no faces, only face masks* would
      Say there’s a 300% increase in speech and facial recognition issues in children now! Learning loss so severe it’s named the silent pandemic by school systems…
      But yeah *trust the science, logic is a burden*

  • @peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683
    @peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683 3 года назад +26

    The nonface burnt into the monitor of the tv at the end was pure gold, from both a technical and atmospheric standpoint. For sure one of my favourite episodes.

  • @aquamidideluxe5079
    @aquamidideluxe5079 5 лет назад +409

    "Stare directly at the center of your television"
    Alright, let's just scroll down for a minute...

    • @denisethornton9334
      @denisethornton9334 5 лет назад +48

      There are no jumpscares.. And there are also no faces.

    • @TravTravRA
      @TravTravRA 5 лет назад +20

      Aye, dont believe "Im Da Med-Cat"
      There are faces. They are there. Its a psychological experiment. He's tryin to lull you into watching so you stay up to watch the moon.

    • @afiqFPS
      @afiqFPS 5 лет назад +2

      @@TravTravRA there are no faces.

    • @ewekim9443
      @ewekim9443 5 лет назад

      Omg me

    • @iszatso
      @iszatso 5 лет назад

      Trav Trav there are no faces

  • @trainman8335
    @trainman8335 5 лет назад +151

    >local 58 releases a video
    REAL SH- SLEEP

    • @melonyswife
      @melonyswife 5 лет назад +3

      smash ultimate comes out: i shit
      new local 58 video: real sleep???

    • @GeeGe.
      @GeeGe. 5 лет назад

      @@melonyswife lmao

  • @pippa856
    @pippa856 5 лет назад +303

    IM CRYING THANK YOU LOCAL58 FOR MY LIFE

  • @metrophidon
    @metrophidon 5 лет назад +2226

    Congratulations on making it this far, my fellow theorists.

    • @ikaramvaink6023
      @ikaramvaink6023 5 лет назад +13

      Haha so do you good sir, greetings from Mexico

    • @AXEisHERE-r1j
      @AXEisHERE-r1j 5 лет назад +15

      Thanks man I'm scared though

    • @calixyivy5112
      @calixyivy5112 5 лет назад +18

      This freaked me out and I want dreams so at some point I turned down my volume and closed my eyes for a second because I got chills

    • @ronanhavern1980
      @ronanhavern1980 5 лет назад +1

      These are terrifying

    • @frostyfloorz628
      @frostyfloorz628 5 лет назад +2

      dude I came from edika and I'm re watching game theory made a vid
      edit I mean film theory cuz this a vid

  • @fierysaint327
    @fierysaint327 4 года назад +3104

    "Listen to the phrase and repeat out loud"
    Deaf people:

    • @joystickkat1444
      @joystickkat1444 4 года назад +60

      Its said the videos are made custom... so it probably would be fine.

    • @mirqtheliar925
      @mirqtheliar925 4 года назад +50

      Mute people:

    • @frecensentbruh5927
      @frecensentbruh5927 4 года назад +8

      Im going to hell for laughing at this

    • @data6022
      @data6022 4 года назад +8

      i have problems listening to shit bc I'm have hearing problems and it took me like until the end of the video to understand what they were saying.
      i would probably be dreaming still lol

    • @devonzimmers7681
      @devonzimmers7681 4 года назад +3

      *TRIGGERED*

  • @noble3025
    @noble3025 3 года назад +6

    Ok but the fact that some of these actually work and make you see things for a bit is terrifying

  • @jordyboston3219
    @jordyboston3219 5 лет назад +326

    Watched the series, now my recommended is all screwed up

    • @JackV315
      @JackV315 5 лет назад +3

      Same 😂

    • @jadenmeadows352
      @jadenmeadows352 5 лет назад +2

      You can delete the videos from your watch history and it should help

    • @JackV315
      @JackV315 5 лет назад +2

      @@jadenmeadows352 I know it's still weird aha

    • @shimmerite_ua
      @shimmerite_ua 5 лет назад +3

      True for me. There must be a warning before each video: "be prepared for unforseen consequences"