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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @Gooseworx
    @Gooseworx  3 года назад +33234

    Just a disclaimer, this isn't an ARG.
    Anything you hear if you call the number has no relation to this video or the Blue Channel.
    The number in the video is not the same as the number in this reality, so please don't call it, unless you want to be subjected to random ads.

    • @galacticdoge1834
      @galacticdoge1834 3 года назад +2611

      I was so close to calling the number from curiosity

    • @THEtomh
      @THEtomh 3 года назад +1325

      Would you ever consider doing an ARG at some point?

    • @Toast-Tea
      @Toast-Tea 3 года назад +1055

      No one actually owns the number currently, it would seem. I out of curiosity called before seeing this

    • @FoxBlocksHere
      @FoxBlocksHere 3 года назад +970

      @@THEtomh A Gooseworx ARG would be cool. This person is cabable of making insanely scary shit.

    • @Brian_V71
      @Brian_V71 3 года назад +267

      Do u like pineapple on your pizza🐢

  • @geesegalore5594
    @geesegalore5594 3 года назад +687

    Really captures that “Watching TV in your eerily quiet living room at 2 AM at a young age” vibe and brings it to the next level

    • @ponyfucker3427
      @ponyfucker3427 3 года назад +25

      Try new: “Watching TV in your eerily quiet living room at 2 AM at a young age” PLUS

    • @firsthandsuffering
      @firsthandsuffering 3 года назад +4

      I just need to wait two hours and turn on youtube on my tv

    • @MonsieurSwag
      @MonsieurSwag 3 года назад +3

      Accidentally watching Twin piks be like

    • @ultrablueslime8216
      @ultrablueslime8216 3 года назад +5

      You mean the kyne emotion?

    • @geesegalore5594
      @geesegalore5594 3 года назад +2

      @@ultrablueslime8216 That's the spice

  • @MoriartyTheCat
    @MoriartyTheCat 3 года назад +7979

    i'm just impressed by the fact that these are convincing enough names for emotions, yet none of them are real words

    • @justaserbiandoomer497
      @justaserbiandoomer497 3 года назад +141

      Andric may be a reference to the nobel prize winer Ivo Andrić

    • @fbiagent9666
      @fbiagent9666 3 года назад +215

      Yeah I'm sure 2:29 is a real word

    • @DolusVulpes
      @DolusVulpes 3 года назад +54

      @@justaserbiandoomer497 going by context, I highly doubt that.

    • @emilianstaniak504
      @emilianstaniak504 3 года назад +179

      yeah that "happy" one sounded familiar

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +47

      They are real words, I googled most of them.

  • @philswift3333
    @philswift3333 2 года назад +6590

    Loric is the emotion you feel when you try to open a plastic cake box at midnight but you pull too hard that it makes a loud sound

    • @scarasluts
      @scarasluts 2 года назад +169

      Most accurate comment i've seen

    • @mintlettuce3781
      @mintlettuce3781 2 года назад +37

      so yes

    • @scillavanilla5356
      @scillavanilla5356 2 года назад +175

      Loric is when you trusted a fart after Taco Bell.

    • @LocalPixelArtist
      @LocalPixelArtist 2 года назад +42

      Thank you everyone I laughed so hard I almost spilled my Pepsi on me

    • @johncart3883
      @johncart3883 2 года назад +42

      It’s when you hold in a fart and it makes a gassy
      noise in your stomach when people around you in class silent

  • @Sillyorangelizard
    @Sillyorangelizard 4 месяца назад +638

    Loric is the feeling you get when the fork you accidently dropped at 3AM makes an unreasonably loud sound

    • @GoldenPickaxe
      @GoldenPickaxe 2 месяца назад +14

      Loric is when Ditto becomes you

    • @LynxxGD
      @LynxxGD Месяц назад +15

      Loric is when you rage a bit too hard at the ranked game and you hear your dad’s snoring pattern change

    • @Dustkitty
      @Dustkitty Месяц назад +6

      @@LynxxGD or completely stop

    • @uv-al
      @uv-al 15 дней назад

      you just copied this comment

  • @БорисОхлаждай
    @БорисОхлаждай 3 года назад +12618

    I believe Loric emotion can be experienced when you hear something fell in the kitchen while you are home alone.

    • @courter1317
      @courter1317 3 года назад +668

      Yeah probably
      And nage is when you want to play videogames with your friends but no one is online

    • @rob1740
      @rob1740 3 года назад +50

      AHAHA YEA

    • @rob1740
      @rob1740 3 года назад +20

      @@courter1317 )))

    • @samthedetectiveeevee
      @samthedetectiveeevee 3 года назад +87

      No, humber is

    • @Bumpduh
      @Bumpduh 3 года назад +9

      Probably lmaoo

  • @Blahajzilla
    @Blahajzilla 3 года назад +4883

    Ah yes, I hate it when my mood suddenly shifts to D O R C E L E S S N E S S

    • @legalizenukes3184
      @legalizenukes3184 3 года назад +76

      Indeed fellow human

    • @josephconway1526
      @josephconway1526 3 года назад +48

      It reminds me of "something truly evil" from world of horror.

    • @weilandloveland
      @weilandloveland 3 года назад +81

      God help us when someone feels TRANTIVENESS

    • @EspressoTyme
      @EspressoTyme 3 года назад +23

      Your pfp gives makes me dorceless

    • @nick-of-all-trades
      @nick-of-all-trades 3 года назад +38

      Just when I was feeling 𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋, too.

  • @CrossBorderNerds
    @CrossBorderNerds 3 года назад +4284

    I love how it just goes from doomer humor to a fucking Junji Ito nightmare.

    • @ffkerror
      @ffkerror 3 года назад +138

      second variation of trantiveness face looks just something drawn by junji

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 3 года назад +28

      >Junji Ito
      >clearly doesn't know about Bill Plympton
      Educate YOHSEYLF, FOO'!

    • @reesespuffs8998
      @reesespuffs8998 3 года назад +74

      @@jaysonklein6018 no, this still looks more like something that Junji Ito would make

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 3 года назад +4

      @@reesespuffs8998 no it doesn't. Watch "Your Face" from Bill Plympton.

    • @reesespuffs8998
      @reesespuffs8998 3 года назад +47

      @@jaysonklein6018 even after watching your face, this still feels like something that Junji Ito would make. Though I can totally understand your argument.

  • @Magic536ultraboost
    @Magic536ultraboost 4 месяца назад +448

    Damn, inside out 3 trailer is lookin good

    • @M3sierr
      @M3sierr 3 месяца назад +4

      crazyy

    • @UserofSHEAT
      @UserofSHEAT Месяц назад +1

      Ikr

    • @8Spikey
      @8Spikey 5 дней назад +2

      Oh my God. My son and I heard "new emotions" for inside out 2 and looked at each other and said "dorclecnese"?

  • @zamsire
    @zamsire 3 года назад +8023

    SHOUTOUT TO MY DORCELESSNESS HOMIES

  • @SawtoothWaves
    @SawtoothWaves 3 года назад +23757

    yooo new emotions just dropped 👀

    • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
      @djaccountisbfisbx3880 3 года назад +744

      These new emotions fire 🥵🔥🔥

    • @fazehank5311
      @fazehank5311 3 года назад +398

      God make a new skin it's been a long time

    • @OmynysFence
      @OmynysFence 3 года назад +258

      Yeah man, dorcelesness hits way different /)

    • @Syco600
      @Syco600 3 года назад +87

      @@djaccountisbfisbx3880 I’m feeling 🥵 too man.

    • @--_--__----_---__--__--
      @--_--__----_---__--__-- 3 года назад +89

      Yo the dlc is fire

  • @rubyisbestgem
    @rubyisbestgem Год назад +6653

    Dorcelessness is what you feel when your favorite show ends with the saddest ending possible.

    • @migueldbgalgoul6379
      @migueldbgalgoul6379 Год назад +213

      Bro i feel you. Or when the first season is amazing, but the second is absolute garbage.

    • @TheWandererOfDreams
      @TheWandererOfDreams Год назад +54

      That's how I felt when I watched One 18. (One is an Object Show by Cheesy Hfj.)

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 Год назад +60

      More like when it doesn't end and gets worse and worse

    • @TheWandererOfDreams
      @TheWandererOfDreams Год назад +3

      @@kenetickups6146 okay.

    • @elijahpelito4722
      @elijahpelito4722 Год назад +35

      Cyberpunk edgerunners got me feeling a bit dorceless alright

  • @Vick_208
    @Vick_208 5 месяцев назад +971

    I hope those new emotions will appear in Inside Out 2 movie 😞

    • @alexmarinero7920
      @alexmarinero7920 5 месяцев назад +15

      La locura deve de ser,
      Raily NO deveria de consumir esas pastillas. O si?

    • @DameVonBonDaisy
      @DameVonBonDaisy 4 месяца назад +11

      3*

    • @히-f5j
      @히-f5j 4 месяца назад +8

      아이들한테 영구적인 전두엽 손상을 일으키지 않으려면 성인제한을 걸어야합니다

    • @nhu21122006
      @nhu21122006 4 месяца назад +29

      They didnt appear. Truly a disapointment amongst the animated movie industry
      (The film was one of the best i've had the pleasure to see, that statement was a joke, please understand this)

    • @alaajammas7303
      @alaajammas7303 4 месяца назад +14

      that will make it a horror movie

  • @leonderprofie123
    @leonderprofie123 3 года назад +10690

    Analog horror is the best horror type I've seen in a while.
    The piano tune at the beginning is very relaxing btw.

    • @user-un7lq4ot4h
      @user-un7lq4ot4h 3 года назад +10

      yea

    • @kyarumomochi5146
      @kyarumomochi5146 3 года назад +20

      @@IchorColdBlood irl tapes are scarier wtf even is five nights at fredy

    • @frogberriez
      @frogberriez 3 года назад +58

      @@kyarumomochi5146 five nights at freddy's is not scary, dont listen to that person lmao

    • @pauldusenbro7484
      @pauldusenbro7484 3 года назад +1

      Hi random checkmark man

    • @ChannelZero1031
      @ChannelZero1031 3 года назад +5

      Analog Horror is my new favorite genre alongside Body horror.

  • @LazyGamer-rx9iq
    @LazyGamer-rx9iq 3 года назад +642

    To be fair, we've all had that one person who's experiencing kyne nonstop.

    • @FoxBlocksHere
      @FoxBlocksHere 3 года назад +61

      Redditors

    • @bananabread3360
      @bananabread3360 3 года назад +49

      Frickin angler fish

    • @EvanLandry
      @EvanLandry 3 года назад +11

      I sometimes enter states of teluge when I eat something sour or when I need to do a test.

    • @Silver_Sonic_23
      @Silver_Sonic_23 3 года назад +8

      Degrence actually looks the most normal.

    • @leyspun
      @leyspun 3 года назад +2

      me

  • @ItsCosmoTewulf
    @ItsCosmoTewulf 3 года назад +1104

    I like the unnatural emotions range from something you'd make with Gmod's face editor to something Junji Ito would make.

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 3 года назад +13

      HEY WIAT
      dont i know you from spore?

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 3 года назад +7

      Or Bill Plympton would make

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 3 года назад +4

      or your night terrors would make

    • @macandbees2434
      @macandbees2434 3 года назад +12

      Harfam gave me flashbacks to Uzumaki ngl

    • @AxtroLeaf
      @AxtroLeaf 3 года назад +6

      @@macandbees2434 I'm surprised there was no andric in uzumaki

  • @suspicioussand
    @suspicioussand 6 месяцев назад +1222

    The game theorists are gonna have a hard time fitting this into the Digital Circus lore

  • @Xploshi
    @Xploshi 3 года назад +11451

    This gives me an intense feeling of dread

    • @ungabunga9410
      @ungabunga9410 3 года назад +79

      It's you!

    • @JustGetJames
      @JustGetJames 3 года назад +326

      I feel LORIC

    • @Flor1d4m4n
      @Flor1d4m4n 3 года назад +27

      Blue

    • @SurrealKeenan
      @SurrealKeenan 3 года назад +187

      still feeling boring old dread? Those of us living in 2021 have moved on to andric!

    • @HenriqueMuit
      @HenriqueMuit 3 года назад +38

      I FEEL BLUE BA DA BI DA BA DA. BA DA BA DI DA BA DA .BA DA BA DI BA DA BA

  • @youngarchaeotech189
    @youngarchaeotech189 3 года назад +1603

    Dorcelessnesss actually terrified me.
    That single, cycloptic, impossible eye starring out from the void with such livid excitement.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 года назад +207

      Dorcelessness implies the existence of dorcefulness, which I assume transforms your face into a biblically accurate angel

    • @chim-chimney
      @chim-chimney 3 года назад +48

      Looks like a Caretaker album cover

    • @alextheconfuddled8983
      @alextheconfuddled8983 3 года назад +62

      Dorcelessness would be going out of the way and doing anything to do one thing. Your life depends on it. Nothing else matters.
      Dorceness, or dorce, or dorcefullness would be refusing to do one thing because everything else matters more than it.

    • @archae108
      @archae108 3 года назад +2

      OH FUCK!

    • @pisslordsupreme
      @pisslordsupreme 3 года назад +2

      @@chim-chimney it looks like what the album sounds like

  • @haisukii
    @haisukii Год назад +1594

    imagine going to your therapist and telling them you feel a constant feeling of dorcelessness

    • @bitterlemonboy
      @bitterlemonboy Год назад +193

      And then they prescribe you Thalasin

    • @PinellasCountyRoleplay
      @PinellasCountyRoleplay Год назад +15

      ​@@bitterlemonboy 💀

    • @Graphomite
      @Graphomite Год назад +38

      @@bitterlemonboy The leading substitution therapy for side effects brought on by Thalasin+ is Thalasin.

    • @ShadeATV
      @ShadeATV Год назад +17

      How do you feel a completely alien emotion that distorts your face into an ungodly abomination?

    • @thearrivalcyberseignister8898
      @thearrivalcyberseignister8898 Год назад +6

      ​@@ShadeATV watch cyberpunk edgerunners

  • @TheStripeTailedFiend
    @TheStripeTailedFiend 6 месяцев назад +113

    Degrence is the emotion that immediately precedes getting pissed off at someone for doing something incomprehensibly stupid.

    • @CrabOnABeach
      @CrabOnABeach 6 месяцев назад +7

      degrnce how i feel after humber shows up

    • @chrisanimations22
      @chrisanimations22 20 дней назад

      no, it's finding out that the eas noise was just a test

  • @stonebrunermer5491
    @stonebrunermer5491 3 года назад +5129

    Dorcelessness implies the existence of Dorcefullness.

    • @alostalex7575
      @alostalex7575 3 года назад +254

      Which would just be... Oh God I just conjured up a mental image and I hate it so much ;-;

    • @mateololero4091
      @mateololero4091 3 года назад +372

      Given how dorcelesness looks i'd say dorceful is similar to accurate angels

    • @youtubecommenter4647
      @youtubecommenter4647 3 года назад +35

      Oh damn, what would it look like tho-

    • @tomat1658
      @tomat1658 3 года назад +109

      that would just be called having the front of your face not ripped off

    • @reindeer_radio
      @reindeer_radio 3 года назад +261

      @@youtubecommenter4647 are you familiar with the picture of the super glowy dude sitting down at a restaurant table? that's dorcefulness

  • @theratking3545
    @theratking3545 3 года назад +461

    I never would have thought that the term 'dorcelessness' would fill me with so much dread.

    • @Eatyourburger
      @Eatyourburger 3 года назад +26

      The use of nonsense words is impeccable!

    • @cheesehouse2522
      @cheesehouse2522 3 года назад +9

      the thought of it fills you with dorcelessness

    • @scoopishere7881
      @scoopishere7881 3 года назад +4

      I never thought that the term 'dorcelessness'

    • @melvint-p9500
      @melvint-p9500 3 года назад +4

      im having OMORI flashbacks

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 3 года назад +1

      I dread to think what it would be like to be dorceful.

  • @swizzleswazzle9276
    @swizzleswazzle9276 3 года назад +4713

    humber be like: "don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro"

    • @Belshazzaresque
      @Belshazzaresque 3 года назад +73

      "you heard o' diesel og? wells dis 'ere's petrol oregano"

    • @swizzleswazzle9276
      @swizzleswazzle9276 3 года назад +20

      @@Belshazzaresque ya I herd is bery noice

    • @dankmouse632
      @dankmouse632 3 года назад +54

      look at me bro. I'm HIDEOUS bro.

    • @R3YR3YBEEEEAAAMMM
      @R3YR3YBEEEEAAAMMM 3 года назад +27

      "what the fuck did i see" energy

    • @mattybear312
      @mattybear312 3 года назад +19

      I gotta find this n***a bro

  • @これネタなんだけど
    @これネタなんだけど 2 месяца назад +49

    ああ、最近やけに隣人が生き生きしてたのはこういうわけか。
    私も試してみましたが、とても素晴らしかった。
    I‘m varination now!

  • @excellentbees4408
    @excellentbees4408 3 года назад +4644

    This is SO effective, and it is the rare example of analog horror that accurately conveys the mood of infomercials from the time. Especially the [human] voice acting, the moving phone number at the bottom, and even the colors and fonts onscreen.

    • @mr.business2922
      @mr.business2922 3 года назад +64

      Yeah not enough of these get voice acting. Don't be shy ☺

    • @boogs8112
      @boogs8112 2 года назад +4

      J

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 2 года назад +5

      It doesnt have Daisy so thats instantly a 7/10, and it actually looks realistic so... 11/10.

    • @eltiolavara9
      @eltiolavara9 2 года назад

      yep

    • @panameadeplm
      @panameadeplm 2 года назад +4

      rare? it became a trope 20 years ago, not to throw shade on the video but you really need to stop thinking like a watchmojo top 10 list

  • @apennington8165
    @apennington8165 3 года назад +671

    When I was little, my mom was a nurse and had a paper with simplified pictures of emotions and facial expressions that her patients used to communicate their pain/current mood, and I would 100% buy a poster like that if it had the emotions in this video on it.

  • @AcronymARES
    @AcronymARES 3 года назад +969

    Imagine being with your friend and their whole face suddenly caves into a dark, gaping void all because they're feeling dorcelessness.
    Witnessing these "new emotions" in real life would be absolutely terrifying.

    • @tentilol
      @tentilol 3 года назад +94

      unless these protraits are the most accurate description of these new emotions, then it'll look normal to us if these emotions really existed

    • @rg3892
      @rg3892 3 года назад +82

      @@tentilol 2:27 look at Onlent and tell me that’s normal

    • @tentilol
      @tentilol 3 года назад +51

      @@rg3892 that's normal to me because i watched too many demonic bullshit from time to time

    • @coldsteelthehedgehog2101
      @coldsteelthehedgehog2101 3 года назад +39

      @@tentilol yeah, I hate how scary things have less of an impact if you look at horror shit all the time.

    • @barteezqueendelanacrystalc3461
      @barteezqueendelanacrystalc3461 3 года назад +39

      @@rg3892 In an alternate universe, our emotions have the very said in the video. we just casually become flower looking faces and pillar heads and understand one another without being freaked out. its weird, but alternate universes are alternate

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 6 месяцев назад +81

    Never really looked into your older works, but a random community post using all of the Thalasin™️ emotions as a “how you feeling today?” chart turned me on to this particular video. And WOW what a ride! Felt like I was discovering Local 58 TV all over again!

  • @thesophisticatedbaby8594
    @thesophisticatedbaby8594 3 года назад +2091

    everyone talkin about dorclessness, but the way harfam appears on screen just a split second before the name is read aloud actually gives me chills

    • @bonhomhongon2794
      @bonhomhongon2794 3 года назад +85

      yeah straight up, there's something so unnerving about it just _happening_

    • @mornmorn4367
      @mornmorn4367 3 года назад +132

      Noones talking about Onlent which only appears shortly after teluge

    • @dmitryvakulenko3269
      @dmitryvakulenko3269 3 года назад +14

      @@mornmorn4367 yeah im feelin onlent rn

    • @beef1272
      @beef1272 3 года назад +2

      @@mornmorn4367 oh yeah yeah

    • @kamelliabuddy
      @kamelliabuddy 3 года назад +14

      harfam is literally a junji ito manga panel

  • @thememechinist
    @thememechinist 3 года назад +7331

    I like how the first part is just like “Hey, emotions are good for you!” And then second bit is just “would you like to try meth?”

    • @AncientShotgun
      @AncientShotgun 3 года назад +120

      Theory: Thalasin+ is meth^(3↑↑↑↑3)

    • @MariaHernandez-ps6rx
      @MariaHernandez-ps6rx 3 года назад +42

      @@AncientShotgun hey i know what that means!

    • @chainsawguyyy
      @chainsawguyyy 3 года назад +16

      @@AncientShotgun well i mean it is drugs

    • @Kids_Scissors
      @Kids_Scissors 3 года назад +30

      Thalasin emotions are just crackhead mugshot picture faces

    • @chainsawguyyy
      @chainsawguyyy 3 года назад +34

      @@Kids_Scissors or maybe some sleep paralysis demons/gods from the 11th dimension

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 3 года назад +724

    It's a good thing I'm not suffering from aed because this video is giving me a feeling I never knew existed, I'm not lacking it. Thalasin really works

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 года назад +29

      Dorcelessness

    • @startheperson8610
      @startheperson8610 3 года назад +20

      @@Tonatsi I'm feeling kinda kyne rn ngl

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 года назад +14

      @@startheperson8610 I'm currently somewhere between degrence and ponnish tbh

    • @startheperson8610
      @startheperson8610 3 года назад +6

      @@Tonatsi I can't read what you said, I have no eyes rn

    • @ungabunga9410
      @ungabunga9410 3 года назад +9

      I'm feeling kinda 2:30

  • @dreamlesssleepart
    @dreamlesssleepart 5 месяцев назад +117

    I remember watching this when it first came out, and now I'm realizing that this is the same person who made Digital Circus 😭 what a wild switchup

  • @Ott3rpup
    @Ott3rpup 3 года назад +4082

    I think dorcelessness is so scary because the “-lessness” part implies you’re missing something. What is Dorceness and why does it prevent us from looking like... that

    • @mateololero4091
      @mateololero4091 3 года назад +418

      I'd say it's the opposite, instead of darkness it's light, instead of just an eye it's several, i'd say an accurate angel is apropiate for a description based on my thoughts

    • @jackinci3542
      @jackinci3542 3 года назад +146

      It seems like dorcelessness is like a hole, but the blood stops moving to the bleeding parts making it die out, it's also visible because the hair shrank and gone a bit inside the face. Dorceness would be the face expanding, being able to blink, etc. Etc.

    • @jackinci3542
      @jackinci3542 3 года назад +21

      @@justinhamilton9347 Tell me.

    • @gido9467
      @gido9467 3 года назад +46

      @Conner Canales This, for my money, is the only correct answer.

    • @mememan3424
      @mememan3424 3 года назад +61

      "Dorce" is an anglocized name for a legendary chinese warrior who is known for have faught other legendary chinese figures. Perhaps "dorcelessness" if a feel of pure emptiness and weakness?

  • @tharxis3803
    @tharxis3803 3 года назад +3422

    dorcelessness is a legit emotion when your loved one dies in an anime and your upper face becomes just dark

  • @dinolover
    @dinolover 2 года назад +7161

    Loric is the face you make after your friend has told you he's gotten back with his ex for the 3rd time.

  • @RapidChillsCh
    @RapidChillsCh 5 месяцев назад +27

    My life definitely has been Loric most of the time.
    As a fellow Analog horror creator, i always love coming back to this

    • @TheBest-uv4it
      @TheBest-uv4it 5 месяцев назад +3

      Hey Rapid, i love your stuff man

  • @seraphimpowder
    @seraphimpowder 3 года назад +547

    This is just genius. This feels so much like a real advertisement. I love how the horror is not just in your face. It gives you a few seconds to wonder what the hell is going on. Absolutely amazing I tell you.

    • @yamicats
      @yamicats Месяц назад

      what are you telling me?

    • @seraphimpowder
      @seraphimpowder Месяц назад

      @@yamicats that this is peak

  • @Icerope-km9lu
    @Icerope-km9lu 2 года назад +3246

    I think the scariest part about this is the music, it’s like it’s trying to lull you into being okay with having your face turn into a tree with teeth or a trypophobia flower

    • @TheMouseAvenger
      @TheMouseAvenger 2 года назад +56

      I don't see any trypophobia. Just a pretty pink flower with dalmatian spots, jack-o'-lantern carvings of chibi four-legged spiders, & cute little eyes around the middle ^_^

    • @nada-mj2cw
      @nada-mj2cw Год назад +67

      When the music stops during "dorcelessness" part.

    • @JordanHarpBrainGuy
      @JordanHarpBrainGuy Год назад +8

      Umm actually it's called a lotus flower🤓

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury Год назад +19

      It's called "Ponnish" dude, get woke.

    • @skinwalker69420
      @skinwalker69420 Год назад +8

      It may not make your face turn into that, you can feel emotions without making a face

  • @Ashen0
    @Ashen0 3 года назад +3717

    Nage is totally me when I lose in any game but try to hold back the rage with a smile

  • @Dr.Mlieko
    @Dr.Mlieko 6 месяцев назад +24

    It was only today that I realized that one of my favorite analog horror shorts was in fact connected to The Amazing Digital Circus

  • @dirtydan9785
    @dirtydan9785 3 года назад +1408

    "EVERYBODY BE COOL THIS IS A ROBBERY."
    "Oh shit, let me take some fear right quick"

    • @JozVerse
      @JozVerse 3 года назад +6

      😂

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 года назад +162

      “You know what? you’ve brought me to my absolute last fucking straw, Im taking 5 angry pills, you fucking asked for it now.”

    • @unfortunatecircumstances8870
      @unfortunatecircumstances8870 3 года назад +57

      @@carlwheezerofsouls3273 "Anybody got some water?"

    • @verysensitivewriter
      @verysensitivewriter 3 года назад +6

      LMFAO

    • @dr_popcorn
      @dr_popcorn 3 года назад +45

      You accidentally take Ponnish and the robber screams and runs away

  • @3Mewthree
    @3Mewthree 3 года назад +1709

    I ought to put this video on a VHS tape and hide it in my apartment for the next tennant to find years later

    • @CofaMakesVideos
      @CofaMakesVideos 3 года назад +110

      So evil, but so cool, dew it

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 3 года назад +96

      a group of people should do this, hide it and maybe in 3021 someone will find it and wonder what the fuck, maybe think we’re a cult or make it one of those internet mysteries

    • @dannonshowtv1509
      @dannonshowtv1509 3 года назад +20

      I found a perfect website for putting the Thalasin commercial on

    • @MeJustAimy
      @MeJustAimy 3 года назад +4

      yes pls

    • @vanflyheight8487
      @vanflyheight8487 3 года назад +2

      @@hotpikachu I'm down

  • @BielefeldExistiert
    @BielefeldExistiert 3 года назад +1633

    Loric just looks like a dude you'd see at the bar. Sure, he looks a little unusual, but he's friendly enough and he doesn't bite (often).

    • @user-ow9uo8mc4f
      @user-ow9uo8mc4f 3 года назад +45

      loric seems nice

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +56

      Loric is me trying not to laugh at a meme I saw because my mom would ask about it.

    • @nicotinecnts
      @nicotinecnts 3 года назад +5

      @@user-ow9uo8mc4f i agree with thar
      t

    • @slappingshrimp4661
      @slappingshrimp4661 3 года назад +16

      Loric is the face you make when you eat a fudge pop fresh out the freezer or drink water from a water bottle not knowing that it's been sitting there for days

    • @davisforsythe8875
      @davisforsythe8875 3 года назад +10

      I feel loric pretty often

  • @taylorirwin5919
    @taylorirwin5919 2 года назад +1305

    I think what makes analog horror so effective is that it takes us back to a stage of vulnerability. Some strange feeling of being unsettled at a young age when you couldn’t make sense of your fears.

    • @Skona99
      @Skona99 2 года назад +36

      DAMN that's accurate

    • @ABANDONED23456
      @ABANDONED23456 2 года назад +25

      I personally am not bothered with analog horror. I just really love it.
      Its mostly because I have a high tolerance for horror

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 2 года назад +18

      You might be onto something. I'm reminded of the discomfort and fear some of us felt when encountering the likes of the THX crescendo or Viacom's "V of Doom".

    • @dinolover
      @dinolover 2 года назад +10

      Its the vhs quality that makes your brain go back to when you were a child and watched them often, but since there's something clearly wrong with the video, it upsets our inner child and puts us on edge

    • @Zocet
      @Zocet 2 года назад +1

      If you took thalasin you WOULD make sense of your fear

  • @lightningfirst689
    @lightningfirst689 2 года назад +911

    "I don't know what this pill does, but I feel like experimenting."
    *immediately becomes Salvador Dalí painting*

    • @princeofcupspoc9073
      @princeofcupspoc9073 2 года назад +22

      Are those ants coming out of your hand?

    • @bitterlemonboy
      @bitterlemonboy 2 года назад +15

      Not immediately, the pills take 20 to 30 minutes to begin the emotions after you take them.

    • @etam8099
      @etam8099 2 года назад +11

      Becomes Lovecraftian God

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 2 года назад

      @@princeofcupspoc9073 Un Chien Andalou?

    • @Autismo24
      @Autismo24 Год назад +1

      @@bitterlemonboy 🤓

  • @DrippiCheez
    @DrippiCheez Месяц назад +13

    Inside out 3: the new emotions

  • @Steve-uu7yx
    @Steve-uu7yx 3 года назад +498

    I have to admit, a drug that gives you new emotions sounds like killer premise for a sci fi novel

    • @infinitypilot
      @infinitypilot 3 года назад +26

      E X P A N D Y O U R M I N D

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 3 года назад +20

      make it real! im tired of having to use thalasin to feel onlent!

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 года назад +15

      Just the sheer concept of emotions that not only can we not feel but not comprehend is great

    • @ericgolightly8450
      @ericgolightly8450 6 месяцев назад

      YOU GENIUS

  • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
    @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 3 года назад +1574

    The thought of companies completely monetizing natural human emotions is a terrifying thought. Medications I take simply restore my emotions, not just completely force them. Honestly I'd love to see more emotions from Thalasin+, they're unbelievably well done and... morbidly beautiful.

    • @SimplyMavAgain
      @SimplyMavAgain 3 года назад +7

      Tbf this isn't even anywhere near as ridiculous as the Penfield Mood Organs

    • @DiegoM265
      @DiegoM265 3 года назад +78

      Well, actual medicine ads on tv are pretty crazy too.
      "Are you tired? Don't take rest, take this pill!"
      "Do you fell a loss of energy? Don't eat, take this pill!"
      "Do you fell pain? Don't search for the core of the problem, take this pill!

    • @epsilonarcaneresearch1945
      @epsilonarcaneresearch1945 3 года назад +54

      @@DiegoM265 "a patient cured is a customer lost."

    • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
      @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 3 года назад +6

      @@shlurpydurp1804 Nah, even worse is sleeping alone, passing out on your couch and then waking up in your bed. Nothing scarier.

    • @miamijules2149
      @miamijules2149 3 года назад +2

      Rage, I hate to the Cuban to point this out buddy but… not only has this already happened… most people you interact with is heavily medicated in one form or another. Between the Adderol, Wellbutrin, Xanax, Prozac, Zoloft, Vyvanse, OxyContin (yummy), Vicodin (extra yummy), Marijuana and Alcohol - ummm most of us are bent most of the time! Lolol that doesn’t even include all the illegal shit! HUMBER! DORCELESSNESS!! Hahaha Good God we’re so fucked

  • @birrock4
    @birrock4 3 года назад +746

    Who could have imagined that a concept as simple as "Experience emotions beyond human understanding" would have such potential in cursed and unsettling content. Truly genious!

    • @fabiformfinch4684
      @fabiformfinch4684 3 года назад +42

      I know right this video is so simple but the concept is so well executed and really creative

    • @MarinettePFP
      @MarinettePFP 2 года назад +4

      In case you or anyone reading is interested, there is an SCP entry which follows a similar concept. Don't remember the name, but it has to do with bubblegum

    • @tooFarGonexk4he4tu3s
      @tooFarGonexk4he4tu3s Год назад +4

      I mean... the concept itself sounds scary enough

  • @prof.laytonfan764
    @prof.laytonfan764 Месяц назад +4

    I just realized the person that made this is the same person that’s making The Amazing Digital Corcus. Guess I’ve always been a fan of your work.

  • @npc3894
    @npc3894 3 года назад +490

    The only commercial I’ll listen to willingly.

    • @npc3894
      @npc3894 3 года назад +3

      @Alex McDonaldThat crummy commercial announced by Schivanthrizha Lorauxulence? Touché.

    • @kaitlynslade4661
      @kaitlynslade4661 3 года назад +3

      @@npc3894 you can't convince me you didn't like the old spice commercials that were just "i'm on a horse"
      like, that's the best they could do

    • @micmac274
      @micmac274 3 года назад

      What about Omega Mart commercials?

  • @Zeurel
    @Zeurel 3 года назад +10897

    I need me some of that Loric

    • @johnmclong8870
      @johnmclong8870 3 года назад +37

      First reply

    • @tomazu6691
      @tomazu6691 3 года назад +21

      Same

    • @leyspun
      @leyspun 3 года назад +234

      aw heck yeah gimme some D O R C E L E S N E S S

    • @bensfractals43
      @bensfractals43 3 года назад +88

      loric is just a face of a teddy bear, not gonna lie.

    • @heckromancer382
      @heckromancer382 3 года назад +115

      loric isn’t great for first timers, really
      i’d try easing into it with nage and a little bit of dorcelessness - if you flambulate the two together, you get the approximate emotion

  • @sprightlyoaf9583
    @sprightlyoaf9583 3 года назад +657

    Oh god finding this literally 20 seconds after it was posted is an extra level of surreally terrifying

  • @smittensammy4130
    @smittensammy4130 5 месяцев назад +6

    This is literally my favorite analog horror video. It makes me laugh every time because of how badly I want to experience the shrimp emotions (emotions only able to be experienced by shrimp or Thalasin+)

  • @himayamata
    @himayamata Год назад +1624

    Inside Out 2 will be wild with these new emotions

    • @rtcp2020
      @rtcp2020 Год назад +15

      Yeah

    • @specklej9013
      @specklej9013 Год назад +13

      cant wait get the popcorn

    • @kel-love-rra
      @kel-love-rra Год назад +38

      ah yes, cant wait for the protagonist to start shapeshift their face

    • @theballsgamezing
      @theballsgamezing 11 месяцев назад +10

      This comment is too good

    • @dorceless.mozna.twooo2
      @dorceless.mozna.twooo2 11 месяцев назад +22

      I can't wait to see Riley turn into a dorceless girl like me.

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash 3 года назад +3823

    Mom: "If you want a girl to like you, you just give em the look, you know?"
    Me: [Dorcelessness]

  • @BunchONanners
    @BunchONanners 3 года назад +416

    It's like a horrifying commercial you'd see in a dystopian world. Anyway, I love this, I especially love how well this captures the feeling of an old medical commercial, it makes it way more horrific.

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 3 года назад +21

      When it started getting to the "advanced" emotions Gooseworx did an amazing job

    • @plopgoot5458
      @plopgoot5458 3 года назад +1

      perfect for the "Clinical Horrors" webtoon
      or "Aweful Hospital"

  • @うにゃあうん
    @うにゃあうん 5 месяцев назад +9

    When you feel trantive: Inhumane and isolated as a result of being stressed with inconsistency, accompanied with feeling of being torn apart to the degree you feel peeled to every direction, with an extreme excess of being denied and estranged

  • @cosmicmelon9305
    @cosmicmelon9305 3 года назад +475

    I love how dorcelessness is just cold silence. No music, no distortion. Just dorcelessness...

  • @joshjess9841
    @joshjess9841 3 года назад +3193

    I know we're all fascinated by how horrific these emotions are, but we're only stuck on how they LOOK.
    These are supposed to be emotions. We need to ask questions on how these emotions FEEL. Good God...

    • @pizzaboi1008
      @pizzaboi1008 3 года назад +370

      As someone who has taken thalasin plus I know how they feel.

    • @gido9467
      @gido9467 3 года назад +428

      I was trying to parse out which ones were “positive” or “negative,” and even that was too much for me.

    • @pizzaboi1008
      @pizzaboi1008 3 года назад +50

      @@gido9467 I can tell you

    • @gido9467
      @gido9467 3 года назад +27

      @@pizzaboi1008 please do!

    • @pizzaboi1008
      @pizzaboi1008 3 года назад +283

      @@gido9467
      Degrance: overall pretty nice. Usually felt after getting revenge replacing guilt.
      Humber: pretty strange. The most similar thing to it is a dream about being eaten by a hotdog that you are also eating.
      I'LL FINISH LATER

  • @aubrey_popz
    @aubrey_popz 4 месяца назад +11

    never did I believe that the creator of tadc would make an analog horror

  • @charbomber110
    @charbomber110 3 года назад +398

    I love how all of the added 'emotions' are supposed to be like horrifying and then you have "Loric" which just looks like what I feel on any given day

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 3 года назад +34

      new conspiracy: the reason dream won't do face reveal is because he has a loric face, and his doodle face is actually his simplified face.

    • @Estrellaaa111
      @Estrellaaa111 3 года назад +10

      Loric is just straight up kinda low key adorable

    • @__jonbud______________________
      @__jonbud______________________ 3 года назад

      ... Loric is your default?... You sure are getting a lot of mileage off of the last time you interacted with a Charmander, eh Ditto?

    • @zcarp8642
      @zcarp8642 3 года назад

      Also I like to think it got less weird because it immediately turned to an as of yet unknown and unnamed emotion

  • @regularshowman3208
    @regularshowman3208 Год назад +2255

    There's something deeply unsettling about the implication that these emotions are so radically different from what we as humans even understand within the emotional spectrum that the human face has to mutate drastically to even be able to properly convey them.

    • @peterhiser7883
      @peterhiser7883 Год назад +167

      Big words for just "the faces distort because they are trying to represent inconceivable emotions".

    • @toastwings9358
      @toastwings9358 Год назад +241

      ​@@peterhiser7883yea and big words are fun

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox Год назад +82

      ​@@peterhiser7883You also used big words, L.

    • @peterhiser7883
      @peterhiser7883 Год назад +49

      @chaotixthefox you are literally subscribed to a furry vore channel I don't wanna hear it 💀

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox Год назад

      @@peterhiser7883 Excuse you, I'm subscribed to several vore channels, some of them furry. If you're invested enough to check subscriptions, do it right.

  • @antaris905
    @antaris905 3 года назад +2211

    My brother has been quite emotionless as of recent so I showed this clip to him and see if Thalasin is right med for him.
    But all he says is just “There are no faces.”

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 3 года назад +131

      You're bro probably saw that vid in local 58, right?

    • @TNTboom-hw9fl
      @TNTboom-hw9fl 3 года назад +60

      YESSSSSS LOCAL 58 I SAW THAT VIDEO TOO

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 2 года назад +36

      Some people just don’t “get it”, do they?

    • @pissman7777
      @pissman7777 2 года назад +16

      is your brother good

    • @bahmot9501
      @bahmot9501 2 года назад +17

      Considered an exorcist before ?

  • @RyanRedbird
    @RyanRedbird 3 месяца назад +7

    Ponnish is a feeling where you have a negative thought of something from a previous time and can you hear a loud noise.

  • @CrummTheDumm
    @CrummTheDumm 3 года назад +780

    To me the reason why this is well, hair clinchingly horrifying because you can’t understand what emotion something like ANDRIC feels like. But that raises the question what if there was an alien race they didn’t feel fear or anger or disgust? When if they saw us displaying those emotions well they probably be horrified especially with something like fear,our face is just contorted into somethings that they can’t recognize at all, like the emotions guided by thalasin +to us.

    • @mrlordsaif5708
      @mrlordsaif5708 3 года назад +90

      To me, the horror is that of how Humans are apparently capable of such alien emotions that makes me think that there is something deeper and darker about the human psyche of every human, and about how Thalasin maybe doesn't create these emotions, but rather unlocks them.

    • @Wetbread127
      @Wetbread127 3 года назад +26

      @@mrlordsaif5708 welp. There goes my sleep

    • @PoorPescado
      @PoorPescado 3 года назад +25

      even if we feel some weird ass emotion, it's not going to contort our bodies in a way we can't already. shit'd definitely kill us

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 3 года назад +6

      @@pheenixgryphon7857 We actually do, look up eye dilation and emotions

    • @swashbucklemchrue2323
      @swashbucklemchrue2323 3 года назад +5

      Maybe, but I’d also imagine if they’re that alien that they don’t feel those emotions, it might be like a person looking at a jellyfish or a sponge or some other creature that’s as far from a human as you could get. It would be less “horrifying” and more “wtf, this thing looks so weird lol”. They’d probably just see our faces as weird twitchy things that they don’t even register as meant for expressing emotion because its not a part of their anatomy or physiology. I think it’s more likely they’d be curious/confused than scared.

  • @BreadBoys
    @BreadBoys 3 года назад +11213

    I'm feeling kinda Kyne today

  • @partygoer1930
    @partygoer1930 3 года назад +2722

    kyne is when you eat something soft and then feel something crunchy

    • @GiGitteru
      @GiGitteru 3 года назад +98

      I ate a banana the other day....
      *one side of it was crunchy.......*

    • @tomis9190
      @tomis9190 3 года назад +140

      @@GiGitteru is the banana you ate even a fucking banana???

    • @GiGitteru
      @GiGitteru 3 года назад +24

      CherylDoesStuff Well, I'm not sure about that anymore....
      Also nice Childe pfp

    • @partygoer1930
      @partygoer1930 3 года назад +34

      @@GiGitteru bruh thats gross, pretty sure it was a bug or something

    • @GiGitteru
      @GiGitteru 3 года назад +21

      Partygoer =) Naw it wasn't a bug, the side of the banana was just straight up crunchy...

  • @yellowzz4242
    @yellowzz4242 3 месяца назад +2

    I am a satisfied buyer of *Thalasin plus!* I am now able to not only FEEL REGULAR EMOTIONS but feel NAGE and things of the like. My friends asked how do you feel today! You best believe I took my *thalasin+* that morning. *I don’t know Tom! I’m feeling a little bit of dorcelessnes and a tinge of transtiveness today!* I would recommend.

  • @sinfulraccoon9384
    @sinfulraccoon9384 3 года назад +2522

    Degrence: A Nirvanal state of tenfold euphoria. A safety beyond safety in feeling protected beyond all means of harm, with a stark inability to sense any negativity, vague or direct. Happiness, bliss, joy and increased libido. Often becomes non-verbal and unresponsive with potentially lethal drops in blood pressure.
    Humber: Catastrophic mental disaptitude. Otherworldly confusion and dissolution leaves someone in a catatonic state with an acquired mental retardation preventing all but vital bodily function. Laughter and crying at random intervals, seizures and salivation.
    Nage: Extreme, inhumane rage that is coupled with an overwhelming sense of faux happiness. This "hostess" grin sickly covers near homicidal anger, matched with unpredictable and impulsive behavior on a most animalistic level. Euphoric, angered, annoyed with distinct and often extreme misophonia.
    Dorcelessness: Complete disconnection, an intrauniversal depersonalization. Loss of alignment (moral, religious, social) and inability to reconnect irrespective of familial affiliation. Some describe as "watching the world through a black hole". Disconnection, unemotional, empty.
    Andric: Revoltion and self-loathing, regret of the self-reflection in one's humanity and humane extent. An intense envy and anger at other's wasted disposition. The most intense hatred a human can feel before dehumanization occurs. Disgust, higher sense of self, demoralizing behavior.
    Varination: Taste becomes an abhorrent sense in causation to a culmination with dehumanization sensory hypermutation. The first emotion felt beyond human reason with most permanent consequence to body and mind. Like eating something acidic to the point of tearing at the cheeks and tongue. Anger, sleeplessness and vomiting are seen.
    Ponnish: Explosive self loathing through intense jealousy at one's own envious ways. This ouroboroic phenomenon results in complete social and personal retraction, unable to connect with any other being. Self-mutilation and isolation with frustration.
    Harfam: Endowment of mental proficiencies without the means of execution, a gluttonous withhold of intelligence and knowledge with no means of executing what is known. Acute frustration and dementia like withdrawal and physical tremors are seen here. Manic-depressive with violent outbursts rhythmic with silent crying spells.
    Kyne: Opposite of Harfam. Loss of self, intelligence and all senses beyond tactility. Unable to feel heat, cold or pressure. Becoming the ultimate idiot. No sense of thought and *slowed vitals monitored.
    *Most fatalities occur here due to atrophic intracranial myopathy. Depressive episode with occasional bouts of screaming and yawning.
    Trantivenss: Utter disconnection between body and mind. Without comprehension of physical consequence and no sense of place on the world, coupled with an extreme sense of vertigo and labyrinthitis (if inner ears still exist). Actions are purely impulsive, often times uncoordinated and implosive, most being self-destructive acts in even otherwise preservative people. Hyperactive and unable to reflect.
    Teluge: Pleasure, pain and all emotion is far too enhanced, resulting in total mind and body collapse. A feather stroking the skin is far more intense than what can be described as orgasmic, and a bump to the reflexive nerve is akin to being crushed by a car while being alive. Fear, hopelessness, ecstasy and screaming are noted. Clarity is rarely regained and sexual perversions and fears emerge after the trip. Hyperoverstimulation.
    Onlent: The want to destroy everything, down to its very atoms. A sociopathic complex, no emotion is seen while destroying all that can be in the shortest amount of time; being the shortest-lived exohuman emotional experience, destruction can be achieved in as little as 4 seconds. No emotion entirely, absolutely.
    Loric: A synthetic happiness in which all appears and feels artificial. "Uncanny valley" becomes reality and structures such as mannequins are witness to be "moving and breathing people". All else feels fake, where even personal relationships lasting years feel worthless and as valuable as play money. No sense of value, monetarily or physically. Ultimate contentment is felt.
    Unknown (Variconcord): A state of becoming all in one and one becomes all that is. All senses go beyond physical state of being, able to think far past stars and see through the blanket of time. Total dehumanization, depersonalization and bodily transmutation into a rooted, fixed structure is observed. Those able to communicate say the transformation is akin to "birthing a new world in your own mind". Brains become 90% of swollen body mass. Euphoria, dissociative nihilism, altruism, devalues physical and emotional ties.

    • @LuisTorres-zm2xd
      @LuisTorres-zm2xd 3 года назад +34

      Why does this only have 27 likes

    • @epicoperator6556
      @epicoperator6556 3 года назад +9

      Source

    • @jacehunt3614
      @jacehunt3614 3 года назад +5

      True

    • @tl566
      @tl566 3 года назад +70

      This feels so accurate to the images, holy shit

    • @sillybeanthing
      @sillybeanthing 3 года назад +73

      @@GoggleDumb they actually are saying something real, you go touch grass

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 3 года назад +1614

    I love how the faces get progressively more fucked up until loric appears which is oddly kinda cute

    • @frankiethebull8269
      @frankiethebull8269 2 года назад +37

      Loric reminds of the monster kid from the movie Prometheus, at the end where he slices the Asian dudes throat

    • @MarinettePFP
      @MarinettePFP 2 года назад +68

      I thought Loric looked like Ditto

    • @hackr6751
      @hackr6751 2 года назад +78

      Loric looks like Mark Zuckerberg

    • @blankusername0102
      @blankusername0102 2 года назад +8

      •_•

    • @m00nix_
      @m00nix_ 2 года назад +28

      Aww look at the L̰̣ͩ̏ͮơ̬̬͛͊͞ṟ̢̛̽ͤͫ̏ͨí̵͓͎̯̠͖̥̊̊̔̅c̠͍̣̊͟͞

  • @Noluxarch
    @Noluxarch 3 года назад +1026

    Depression: Hold my beer
    Dorcelessness: No you hold my beer

  • @apeculiarperson114
    @apeculiarperson114 6 месяцев назад +15

    IM FOR REAL GONNA SAY THIS I ONLY LEARNED JUST NOW THAT YOU MADE THE THALASIN VIDEO??? OML THATS SO LIT

  • @StarKatGaming
    @StarKatGaming 3 года назад +8564

    I’m laughing at how Loric is literally just a human Ditto

  • @kravoki
    @kravoki 3 года назад +425

    Imagine not being able to experience dorcelessness without the use of substances.

  • @bruhmoment0610
    @bruhmoment0610 2 года назад +943

    Imagine cycling through those pills everytime something happens, like you go to a funeral and you accidentally pop a kyne instead of sadness

    • @etam8099
      @etam8099 2 года назад +48

      LMFAO

    • @coolestcars1983
      @coolestcars1983 2 года назад +85

      or nage instead of anger

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 2 года назад +107

      @@coolestcars1983
      Well, if you take a nage pill, then whoever was making you mad will just give you what you want out of fear for their life.

    • @mkhere433
      @mkhere433 2 года назад +47

      "srry guys I took the glowing pill instead of the blue one you know what I mean 😂💯"

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust 2 года назад +20

      we're all kyne everyday

  • @epicdiamondjr6526
    @epicdiamondjr6526 4 месяца назад +17

    Inside out 3 bouta be wild

  • @cole2888
    @cole2888 3 года назад +480

    If anti-drug PSAs were like this, the world would be different.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 года назад +12

      just rename every non-natural emotion with consequences of drug and boom!

    • @cole2888
      @cole2888 3 года назад +14

      If anything, thalasin feels like a stand in for Opioids and Thalasin+ is what happens when you abuse them. that's what I see.

    • @devprice290
      @devprice290 3 года назад +7

      @@cole2888 Yea, the Premium Emotions look like a bad acid trip

  • @treemannick2969
    @treemannick2969 Год назад +3469

    Loric is the emotion you feel when you’re at a friends house for dinner and their parents start arguing

  • @tobyggen1058
    @tobyggen1058 Год назад +921

    Loric is 100% a real emotion, its that feeling when you hear someone say something so unbelievably stupid it causes physical pain.

    • @czar-das
      @czar-das Год назад +79

      loric is when you remember cringe memories from your past

    • @flamethrower372
      @flamethrower372 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@czar-dasrelatable

    • @okegom_228
      @okegom_228 11 месяцев назад +9

      Ultimate cringe

    • @rosesareredsilentasamouse
      @rosesareredsilentasamouse 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@czar-dasthat means I feel loric every night

    • @donidin-msm
      @donidin-msm 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@rosesareredsilentasamouse humber this is also 100% emotion.
      it's that feeling when you don't understand anything, but you're trying not to hit it with rebar

  • @Cirno_Say_No_To_Zionist
    @Cirno_Say_No_To_Zionist 6 месяцев назад +5

    I force my friend to drink the relief thalasin now he's one of the most wisdom and patient man on earth

  • @ChryI
    @ChryI 3 года назад +665

    You know those headaches that are right behind your eye and slightly above them? That's what Harfam looks like.

    • @ffkerror
      @ffkerror 3 года назад +26

      i often feel so harfam when i just wake up and of my eyes hurts out of fucking nothing

    • @elcuy3544
      @elcuy3544 3 года назад +8

      God fucking damnit I got one of them when I read your comment.

    • @santiustelive
      @santiustelive 3 года назад +9

      Isn't that just a migraine?

    • @boianko
      @boianko 3 года назад +3

      That's from your sinuses, especialky if it gets worse when you look up

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +1

      😂

  • @sketchpalo
    @sketchpalo 3 года назад +1854

    The most disturbing part of this video is the fact that they dont mention side effects

    • @thepyrosharktf2
      @thepyrosharktf2 3 года назад +137

      I don’t have much time, but here goes! The side effects of Thalasin is-...

    • @dallasedmunds9364
      @dallasedmunds9364 3 года назад +83

      T h e r e i s n o n e

    • @electricfishwizard
      @electricfishwizard 3 года назад +116

      The side effects are losing the ability to feel other emotions than d o r c e l e s s n e s s .

    • @dannysalas8735
      @dannysalas8735 3 года назад +71

      DONT TAKE IF PREGNANT

    • @Anyo92
      @Anyo92 3 года назад +48

      The side effects are probably what can be seen in the progressively glitchy transitions between each emotion

  • @angrilyscreaminghotdog1283
    @angrilyscreaminghotdog1283 3 года назад +2362

    People talk about how absolutely horrifying Dorcelessness is, but that brief glimpse of Onlent made me actually fucking jump.

    • @duchessedeberne3909
      @duchessedeberne3909 3 года назад +38

      Same

    • @ForkLefts
      @ForkLefts 3 года назад +138

      It reminded me of that one website where you can stretch Morty's face into oblivion

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +86

      Onlent looked like a bird to me.
      Dorcelessness is scarier.

    • @ChakkyCharizard
      @ChakkyCharizard 3 года назад +52

      @@greatwavefan397 imo harfam was creepiest

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +14

      @@ChakkyCharizard Looks like the baby from Resident Evil 7.

  • @AgentKrypton_36
    @AgentKrypton_36 Год назад +2428

    Imagine getting chased by a monster and then saying to the monster: "hey i gotta pop a fear pill quick"

    • @crazychicken2005
      @crazychicken2005 Год назад +208

      then you accidentally pop an onlent and make the monster fear for its life

    • @Xardax_3
      @Xardax_3 Год назад +124

      "No problem bro ill wait."

    • @Luxuries2004
      @Luxuries2004 Год назад +45

      Just become the monster and pop some humbr ez

    • @bruhman1579
      @bruhman1579 Год назад

      @@Xardax_3alright just let me get some water

    • @Idrive69420
      @Idrive69420 Год назад +37

      imagine accidentally popped up onlent and instead being chased by the monster,YOU are chasing him now

  • @outlier9099
    @outlier9099 2 месяца назад +1

    No ones talking about this, and I wanna because i think its underated. I love the energy change between comercials. The first is more of a psa than an ad. The narrator speaks like someone who understands the importance of what thalasin can do, informative data is presented to reason the med's existence, theres information about how adults may need to be prescribed Thalasin, etc. This was definetly made a month or even a couple of weeks after Thalasin's existence; everyone's excited about how the tech can be used to better the sick, change lives, and cure diseases once thought to be untreatable. The second commercial however, THAT is an ad. The narrator's dictation is closer to a used car salesman than a professional. He uses phrases like "tired of...?", "expand your....," cutting edge," and "call now before supplies run out." Thalasin was made to be a miracle for those mentally suffering, but thalasin + was made to be a product by big companies using the revolutionary tech that others created.

  • @Draftition
    @Draftition 3 года назад +419

    I wasn’t aware Loric was an advanced emotion. I could’ve sworn I was feeling loric a few hours ago, after speed bridging.

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 3 года назад +9

      Anything is possible with the power of technology

    • @devprice290
      @devprice290 3 года назад +23

      Shitass?

    • @eckspearaviit3129
      @eckspearaviit3129 3 года назад +10

      Speed bridging does that to you

    • @adissentingopinion848
      @adissentingopinion848 3 года назад +3

      I hate that speed bridging is a verb you can just say in regular comments for now. It's like saying "mana curve" or "ganking" out in a non gaming video, but since shitass memed it, you got enough upvotes for me to see your comment. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.

    • @nicholasstraw9800
      @nicholasstraw9800 3 года назад +9

      Agreed, loric is definitely a common emotion for me, they may want to downgrade it to the regular tier.

  • @AlecNormal
    @AlecNormal 2 года назад +1201

    Dorcelessness, for no reason in particular is so funny to me. I think it has to do with the fact that the term "dorcelessness" implies the existence of a state of "dorceness" and I love that I have no idea what that means

    • @blevz3969
      @blevz3969 2 года назад +127

      dorceness is when your face glows and your eye gets really neat

    • @seldomstudios6351
      @seldomstudios6351 2 года назад +52

      @@blevz3969 have a dorceful day!

    • @blevz3969
      @blevz3969 2 года назад +34

      @@seldomstudios6351 thanks 👁

    • @atomicwinter31
      @atomicwinter31 2 года назад +8

      @Insomnia_Gaming so, bloodborne?

    • @truenightmare6678
      @truenightmare6678 2 года назад +9

      Almost reminds me of Omori when he's insane

  • @bare_bear_hands
    @bare_bear_hands 2 года назад +1665

    Can you imagine the reality where Thalasin exists?
    "Did you hear? Charles got in a car acciden!"
    * pops sad pill right in front of the other person * "Oh no, that's terrible!"

    • @cosbypoop
      @cosbypoop 2 года назад +81

      lol this guy doesn't know about the sad pills

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 года назад +205

      *the person then realizes that they popped the kyne pill instead

    • @getaloadofthisguy4936
      @getaloadofthisguy4936 2 года назад +119

      @@davisdf3064 they get a compulsive seizure whiles muffling "oh no that's terrible!" Multiple times

    • @TheVindicar
      @TheVindicar 2 года назад +24

      You know, Stanislaw Lem had a work that touched the subject. The Futurological Congress, though it will be close to the middle of it.

    • @bare_bear_hands
      @bare_bear_hands 2 года назад +10

      @@TheVindicar 100 pages, that's a short read.

  • @Ohokok_channeledition
    @Ohokok_channeledition Месяц назад

    I love how much more quality has been adjectived into the work. It reminds me of snippets of those strange music video channels that apparently aired on TV, I remember seeing re-runs of them when I'd go too far up in the channel's numbers. If there's ever any more blue channel stuff, I hope it's blUE.

  • @footlongdingledong
    @footlongdingledong 3 года назад +1865

    something I noticed after rewatching this for like the 56th time is that all the “normal” emotions shown at 1:21 are only the *mild versions of happiness/sadness/anger/etc,* meaning all those terrifying emotions in the second half could very well be only the mild versions of those same terrifying emotions too

    • @connorbraun7305
      @connorbraun7305 2 года назад +59

      damn

    • @leethejailer9195
      @leethejailer9195 2 года назад +92

      not sure if i agree, the dude in "fear" looked like he just watched an orgy between every thalasin+ emotion

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 2 года назад +60

      Idk man, that’s about as happy as I get.

    • @obsoleteamarii3248
      @obsoleteamarii3248 2 года назад +100

      I'm feeling mildly dorceless at the moment

    • @zayinmassivi6589
      @zayinmassivi6589 2 года назад +15

      Loric

  • @i.m.evilhomer5084
    @i.m.evilhomer5084 3 года назад +281

    I feel like most people who have worked in retail & the customer service industry have experienced Nage & Loric at some point.

  • @kathrynharby-williams5467
    @kathrynharby-williams5467 3 года назад +789

    Meanwhile in a different universe: introducing new thalasin+ to have more emotions. New emotions include, happiness, sadness, anger, disgust, and fear

    • @comet-xu9ol
      @comet-xu9ol 3 года назад +80

      AND THEN THEY THINK THATS CREEPY??

    • @barteezqueendelanacrystalc3461
      @barteezqueendelanacrystalc3461 3 года назад +90

      everyone watching it in the alternate universes: starts making loric faces

    • @Misterisaac1-f9c
      @Misterisaac1-f9c 3 года назад +24

      Oh heck yeah, time for something new. I'm sick of feeling varination

    • @qsyki
      @qsyki 3 года назад +4

      dude that would scare the shit outta me

    • @northernpuffer9222
      @northernpuffer9222 3 года назад +16

      "Bro I was just loric when watching this, but when I showed Matt he looked completely dorceless lmfao"

  • @onionero
    @onionero 5 месяцев назад +3

    Thalasin Plus™, aside, just the concept of Thalasin in general is just so funny. Imagine being such a dull person you take medicine just to feel something. It's like the opposite of Joy from Lisa: The Painful.

  • @MeatKisser
    @MeatKisser 3 года назад +512

    I can't believe turning into a tree is finally an emotion

    • @Grazzmazzium
      @Grazzmazzium 3 года назад +2

      Where is the tree

    • @puppable
      @puppable 3 года назад +8

      Over The Garden Wall (2014)

    • @simply_john
      @simply_john 3 года назад +5

      This video makes me feel very tree

    • @eolgrillo
      @eolgrillo 3 года назад

      @@Grazzmazzium I think he means the burnt match

    • @Khim_0129
      @Khim_0129 3 года назад

      @@eolgrillo he was probably referring to "Trantiveness".

  • @sagenichibotsu
    @sagenichibotsu 3 года назад +625

    Unnatural emotions are just hard to achieve naturally. Loric is entirely attainable, but you must begin by experiencing a mixture of joy and pain from simultaneously hearing your unborn child’s heartbeat for the first time, as well as learning of your own terminal condition. Next, make a miraculous recovery as you learn that your child will be stillborn. Congratulations upon achieving loric!
    You are now in a gateway emotion to some of the others mentioned. Piece by piece, dismember yourself and hide the parts within air ducts within your home. Upon achieving the final deposit, you will begin to experience kyne, and from there, it is a mere few hours until you enter trantiveness.

    • @suicidalalien6298
      @suicidalalien6298 3 года назад +23

      If I wanna feel trantiveness I'll just go pig out on edibles...
      I do not wish to feel unnecessary emotions.

    • @phatkumquat842
      @phatkumquat842 3 года назад +1

      I hate children so thats false

    • @dominicbofficial
      @dominicbofficial 3 года назад +21

      @@phatkumquat842 how you felt after commenting this: 🐶👺

    • @bobbyg2078
      @bobbyg2078 3 года назад +2

      @@dominicbofficial AHAHAHAHAH

    • @flaetsbnort
      @flaetsbnort 3 года назад +11

      man... it really is much easier to just pop a thalasin+

  • @ZSquaredPlusC
    @ZSquaredPlusC 3 года назад +508

    When someone says 'This video makes me feel an emotion that doesn't exist' this is what they mean

    • @DZCOSENTRY
      @DZCOSENTRY 3 года назад +57

      From now on, they should say “This makes me feel an emotion that’s beyond natural capabilities.”

    • @Slayer-tc5rg
      @Slayer-tc5rg 3 года назад +44

      "this video makes me feel loric"

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 3 года назад +5

      Imagine what you would feel if got thalasim

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 3 года назад +1

      Imagine what you would feel if you actually got thalasim

    • @geniuskhan1337
      @geniuskhan1337 3 года назад +3

      Every time someone says that, they're just confused and entertained

  • @KH-os3io
    @KH-os3io 5 месяцев назад +3

    Is this...what on earth...is this video...? Even though it was 3 years ago...it gives me goosebumps....

  • @flednanders7556
    @flednanders7556 3 года назад +1181

    I actually find the latter section hilarious, because calling them emotions makes me think of a person intensely exhibiting one of those faces for about five minutes, then slowly going back to normal because the event that caused it is now fading from their memory. Like, your left eye, all of the skin on your face, and substantial sections of your skull are growing back now because you just ate a delicious lunch, during which you got over the particularly disdorcening orientation of the Andromeda galaxy and its satellites this morning. That being said, the degrence pill just makes you bust.

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 3 года назад +56

      Pill that makes you nut

    • @LocketInThinePocket
      @LocketInThinePocket 3 года назад +74

      Not funny. I took the Ponnish pill hours ago and my face hasn't reverted back to normal since. :(

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 3 года назад +16

      @@LocketInThinePocket oof, try taking more, it fork egg fester.

    • @cheezymcsqueezy5465
      @cheezymcsqueezy5465 3 года назад +17

      if you think degrence looks sexual, wait until you see teluge

    • @Vis__
      @Vis__ 3 года назад +8

      @@cheezymcsqueezy5465 teluge is straight from a horror movie