25 great dr evil quotes

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  • @willtimbo1
    @willtimbo1 4 года назад +7808

    “He would make outrageous claims that he invented the question mark,”
    That one got me.

    • @memeicusgaming2197
      @memeicusgaming2197 4 года назад +29

      I don't get it

    • @nejiman12
      @nejiman12 4 года назад +193

      Memeicus Gaming what are the odds that Dr Evil’s father invented the “?” mark? Slim to none lol that was the joke

    • @Danielo197
      @Danielo197 4 года назад +302

      Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy

    • @Squirrelnut77
      @Squirrelnut77 4 года назад +43

      I laughed out loud on that one. Very Steven Wright-esque.

    • @vhampyre01
      @vhampyre01 4 года назад +41

      "There really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breath-taking...I suggest you...try it..." - changed my life.

  • @PimpDragon108
    @PimpDragon108 6 лет назад +5419

    I swear, Dr. Evil telling his history during the therapy session is one of the single funniest things I've ever seen in a film! Brilliant delivery of an utterly insane monologue!

    • @brianrunyon266
      @brianrunyon266 5 лет назад +18

      Yup.

    • @Whocareswins17
      @Whocareswins17 4 года назад +226

      The part about the meat helmets and his father getting loaded and claiming he invented the question mark are solid gold. I would really like to ask Mike Myers where he came up with this shit. Honestly, I bet he was toking up and writing this script.

    • @devonc3948
      @devonc3948 4 года назад +173

      "The sort of general malaise that only the genius posses and the insane lament" fantastic lol

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 4 года назад +68

      @@devonc3948 "he would accuse chest nuts of being lazy...." why? xD

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +25

      He was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds, received a scribe and had his testicles ritualistically shaved. His child hood seems pretty standard for evil geniuses.

  • @ThomasB0613
    @ThomasB0613 2 года назад +563

    “My cycloptic colleague “ kills me every time

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 5 лет назад +5933

    _"I have a better idea... I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation, involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."_
    Every James Bond movie ever.

    • @chaoscoordinator5263
      @chaoscoordinator5263 5 лет назад +118

      and he is more credible than Blofeld in Spectre

    • @benjaminr8229
      @benjaminr8229 4 года назад +189

      The entire franchise is making fun of the bond movies 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Mr_Cognito
      @Mr_Cognito 4 года назад +95

      That's kinda the point of Austin powers to make fun of movies like that

    • @nazzeem_4388
      @nazzeem_4388 4 года назад +40

      @@benjaminr8229 ReAlLy I cOuLd NeVeR tElL

    • @eprimeify2090
      @eprimeify2090 4 года назад +15

      Benjamin R It actually makes fun of Bond parodies. It’s a parody of parodies.

  • @RedTV8888
    @RedTV8888 8 лет назад +13608

    Dr. Evil is seriously one of the funniest characters ever written

  • @matthewrzeszutko5601
    @matthewrzeszutko5601 3 года назад +336

    I can't put into words how much I loved these movies as a teen. Decades later, still up there in my favorites.

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 Год назад +2

      Same. But then I had an unfortunate smelting accident...

  • @MasterArchfiend
    @MasterArchfiend 4 года назад +4160

    I love how he's an evil scientist whose doctorate is in evil medicine.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 3 года назад +138

      It was his parents idea but his passion laid in engineering rather then medicine

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 3 года назад +85

      @@averongodoffire8098 Good for him. Not only getting the degree, but still having it in him to follow his passions after all that work.

    • @sunnybaudelaire7702
      @sunnybaudelaire7702 3 года назад +9

      Indeed

    • @chrisweidner4768
      @chrisweidner4768 3 года назад +39

      Like Fraudci.

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 3 года назад +35

      @@chrisweidner4768 not to be confused with Fauci who frequently has nonsensical bullshit made up about him

  • @Birdyflu03
    @Birdyflu03 8 лет назад +4527

    "Sometimes he would make outrageous claims like he 'Invented the Question mark' " I lose it at this everytime haha

    • @jacknewsome2981
      @jacknewsome2981 8 лет назад +42

      You sir are not alone

    • @nextgengamerjc
      @nextgengamerjc 7 лет назад +81

      Ryan Taylor my favorite quote he ever said was
      "Sharks with freaking Lazer beems attached to there heads"

    • @davidross2975
      @davidross2975 6 лет назад +49

      Pretty standard really.

    • @ss-un1ft
      @ss-un1ft 6 лет назад

      Ryan Taylor coc

    • @officialcoleslaw6433
      @officialcoleslaw6433 6 лет назад

      Ryan Taylor same💀😂

  • @giggsy42
    @giggsy42 2 года назад +97

    Just watched all three with my daughter, she was screaming with laughter. not watched for years, man Dr Evil is absolute genius.

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 5 лет назад +2174

    “Don’t mess with me, I’m one crazy mofo”.
    ~ Dr. Evil.

    • @ericmorang3903
      @ericmorang3903 5 лет назад +100

      I had to pop a cop because he wasn't giving me my props in Oak Town.

    • @lwzeis
      @lwzeis 4 года назад +49

      No? I heard that somewhere...

    • @nieznanyx
      @nieznanyx 4 года назад +5

      also Trump lol

    • @orbison
      @orbison 4 года назад +7

      Scott: You're an idiot.

    • @bobgillis1137
      @bobgillis1137 3 года назад +4

      "You will own nothing ! Und you vill be happy !" or else.

  • @jimreily7538
    @jimreily7538 5 лет назад +2278

    "The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."
    One of the greatest lines ever written.

    • @puddlel1ama327
      @puddlel1ama327 4 года назад +33

      Agreed, I quote that on regular basis

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 года назад +68

      The whole monologue is gold.

    • @davidoverstreet2875
      @davidoverstreet2875 3 года назад +24

      I was thinking the same thing. That might be one of the top 10 most memorable lines in movie history. So witty

    • @dillonponis598
      @dillonponis598 3 года назад +3

      Monologue, malaise, lament, sheesh, that's some serious vocab

    • @iramkumar78
      @iramkumar78 2 года назад

      Come to think of it, yeah!

  • @CT-mf7ll
    @CT-mf7ll 3 года назад +473

    “When I was insolent I was placed in a burlak bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard, really.”
    That one had me and my friends dying laughing

  • @mojothehelpermonkey1176
    @mojothehelpermonkey1176 6 лет назад +6569

    My wife said she'd divorce me if i quoted Dr. Evil one more time. I told her to Shhh

    • @jwb2814
      @jwb2814 5 лет назад +89

      Mojo the Helper Monkey
      Hope you have a whole bag of them

    • @ScarlettDuchess
      @ScarlettDuchess 5 лет назад +113

      This comment is GOLD! 😂

    • @Diarmuhnd
      @Diarmuhnd 5 лет назад +78

      I wonder if he's still married. :)

    • @laffytaffy6362
      @laffytaffy6362 5 лет назад +169

      Shoulda told her to zip it

    • @Name-ps9fx
      @Name-ps9fx 5 лет назад +36

      Shh. SHHHH!

  • @shayZero
    @shayZero 5 лет назад +3083

    "He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy"
    It's such a quick line but its a screamer

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 5 лет назад +67

      Stoney Wan that’s like, the weirdest most random thing I’ve ever heard. 😂

    • @gamleskalle1
      @gamleskalle1 5 лет назад +21

      Well, everybody knows whalenuts are the laziest nut.

    • @gamleskalle1
      @gamleskalle1 4 года назад +18

      They are lazy compared to peanuts.

    • @Palendrome
      @Palendrome 4 года назад +45

      In the spring we'd make meat helmets

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 4 года назад +6

      What does that even mean?

  • @zackthebongripper7274
    @zackthebongripper7274 3 года назад +177

    His family monologue is priceless.

  • @threesugarssevensugars
    @threesugarssevensugars 4 года назад +725

    His speech at the counselling session is genuinely one of the best movie monologues to this day

    • @NikeAureliusSnow
      @NikeAureliusSnow 2 года назад +31

      "Summer in Ragoon" Rangoon was a Japanese Concentration Camp 😅😅

    • @ChrMuslimThor
      @ChrMuslimThor Год назад

      And there truly is nothing like a shorn scrotum.

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 Год назад +1

      @@NikeAureliusSnow
      Makes sense for someone who graduated from evil doctor school

    • @luxie8097
      @luxie8097 Год назад +1

      @@NikeAureliusSnow it's more likely referring to the city in Myanmar/Burma

    • @NoixNoir-gu4fd
      @NoixNoir-gu4fd 4 месяца назад

      Rangoon the capital of Burma. Cause he's supposed to be about 60 right? Which means Dr. Evil was a kid in the 1940s.

  • @deathbylife3sAnD7s
    @deathbylife3sAnD7s 8 лет назад +3637

    "There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster." - Dr. Evil

  • @robd4521
    @robd4521 3 года назад +123

    "My childhood was typical.....summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, we'd make meat helmets..." Absolutely brilliant. Piss myself everytime I watch these. Funniest movies EVER! Thank you Mike Myers .

  • @nicknekro666
    @nicknekro666 4 года назад +732

    "He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark" and "hed accuse chestnuts of being lazy" had me on the floor

  • @50kZeke
    @50kZeke 5 лет назад +2928

    “Your the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie not even enough”😂

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 5 лет назад +47

      Just like today's music is quasi-good, semi-good, the margarine of good, and even the Diet Coke of good! Just one calorie! Not even enough! #LOL

    • @hoilst
      @hoilst 5 лет назад +19

      "WHAT URR YOU - SOME KINDA FREAK?"

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 5 лет назад +12

      @@hoilst THE WORLD IS MINE! THE WORLD IS MINE! #LOL

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 4 года назад +18

      Margarine of evil

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 4 года назад +19

      Not 😈 evil enough

  • @raerae6422
    @raerae6422 3 года назад +191

    The monologue about his childhood is pure genius. One of the best monologues from any movie.

    • @rahulshah1408
      @rahulshah1408 Год назад +2

      And the way he hijacks the therapy session…. It’s like Dave Chapelle and Bob Sagat in half baked…. I’m not an addict.

  • @FusRoDah2
    @FusRoDah2 9 лет назад +2337

    Honestly some of the greatest movies in existence.

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 9 лет назад +9

      +FusRoDah2 Maybe the first one, but the other two weren't that funny. Goldmember was really bad.

    • @FusRoDah2
      @FusRoDah2 9 лет назад +96

      DarthRushy I disagree, I thought they were all hilarious.

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 9 лет назад +12

      FusRoDah2 I guess I found it funnier when they parodied Bond. Later on, it just went crazy.

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 9 лет назад +6

      ***** I guess I just found Myers's riffing on James Bond funnier than his own comedy. Stuff like Fat Bastard, Mini-Me, Goldmember, the time travelling etc. never connected me.
      The only thing that the sequels did better was adding the musical numbers. And Scott turning evil at the end of Goldmember was awesome. But that's pretty much all.

    • @thedude2609
      @thedude2609 9 лет назад +9

      +DarthRushy You don't see the connection of the sequels still riffing the Bond movies?

  • @Allyspill
    @Allyspill 4 года назад +1341

    “Why make trillions when we can make....billions?” 🤣

  • @kyleneopperman6186
    @kyleneopperman6186 Год назад +92

    That monologue while he vividly describes the details of his childhood, Weill forever be one of the most well written monologues about nonsense

  • @GoneGirl2605
    @GoneGirl2605 5 лет назад +638

    We’re missing “how bout NO!! You crazy Dutch bastard” 😂😂😂 he’s the best.

    • @justinsmolik2834
      @justinsmolik2834 2 года назад +6

      That's from the 3rd movie. Maybe a video of his quotes from THHAT movie is coming

    • @gilbert8162
      @gilbert8162 2 года назад +3

      @@justinsmolik2834 it says Dr. Evil quotes, not specifying from one movie. Not to mention it mixed in the sequel too.

    • @chas.5009
      @chas.5009 Год назад +5

      Scott, " just gimme your gun and I'll go in there and put one right between his eyes, like right now! right now!
      Dr evil, " how about no Scott, I've been an evil fricken scientist for 30 fricken years. Throw me a frickin bone here."

  • @Chrismasfish
    @Chrismasfish 8 лет назад +274

    "Remember when I told we're not so different, you and I?"
    (cue scene from first movie)
    "We're not so different, you and I!"
    "See? I did say that!"

    • @BL-mf3jp
      @BL-mf3jp Год назад +2

      Very clever now WHERE’S GOLDMEMBER?!

  • @gotgotgone
    @gotgotgone 3 года назад +39

    These movies make me so nostalgic for the early 2000s, I really need to go back and rewatch.

  • @chrishandsome4267
    @chrishandsome4267 3 года назад +1470

    Michael Myers is one of the most underrated comedic geniuses of our time

    • @Lazylasagna123
      @Lazylasagna123 3 года назад +54

      Yes he is, and if you do the research, look at an extensive cast list of the 3 movies, he actually plays more characters in the franchise than any other actor.

    • @Nuggettha80sguy
      @Nuggettha80sguy 3 года назад +14

      In Haddonfield huh take a seat

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 года назад +11

      Then The Cat In The Hat happened..

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 года назад +9

      @@Lazylasagna123 Gotdang he's basically White Eddie Murphy.

    • @bobyerickgaming5435
      @bobyerickgaming5435 3 года назад +8

      @@viscountrainbows6452 the cat in the hat made mike myers considered the god of all comedic personalities.... although maybe i just like the chesire scene and thats it

  • @bryanbokser0821
    @bryanbokser0821 8 лет назад +463

    I love the way he says "testicles" in the therapy scene

  • @React2Quick
    @React2Quick 3 года назад +41

    "He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy." XD

  • @davegaeng6861
    @davegaeng6861 9 лет назад +1411

    You missed the funniest one of all ,,, "Welcome to me nuclear submarine ,,,, it's long and hard and full of seamen." LMAO !

    • @maxwellsope3629
      @maxwellsope3629 9 лет назад +10

      lmao!

    • @TheDemonicJuggalette
      @TheDemonicJuggalette 9 лет назад +66

      +Dave Gaeng He said "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!"

    • @hansesa4586
      @hansesa4586 8 лет назад +30

      Dr. Evil. You look very toight. Yesh, toight like a toiger. Yesh, Yesh! Yesh. Yesh. You look like a macho man. **VILLAGE PEOPOL**

    • @michaelknight1018
      @michaelknight1018 6 лет назад +4

      @@hansesa4586 Yea Goldmember, I don't speak FREAKY DEAKEY Dutch. And also that's one thing a man doesn't say to another man now a days, yea a little wrong😄

    • @Nominay
      @Nominay 6 лет назад

      LOL

  • @CannibalWHORE22
    @CannibalWHORE22 4 года назад +563

    “I didn’t spend 6 years in evil medical school to be addressed as Mister!”😂

    • @eltoncdb
      @eltoncdb 3 года назад +8

      Marvel reuse this joke in Dr. Strange

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 3 года назад +1

      @@eltoncdb And a real woman used it and whined about it on Twitter after a flight attendant called her "Miss O'Dwyer" instead of "Dr. O'Dwyer."
      "I did not spend 8 years in university to be called Miss."

    • @larshofler8298
      @larshofler8298 2 года назад

      @@eltoncdb Marvel has no innovation or idea. They just recycle stuff and pile CGI on it

  • @lukeskywalker2566
    @lukeskywalker2566 2 года назад +47

    The banter between Dr. Evil and Scotty are the best😂

  • @Flip-a-dip-dip
    @Flip-a-dip-dip 4 года назад +2060

    I feel like Dr. Doofenshmirtz was heavily inspired by Dr. evil.

    • @storyteller2285
      @storyteller2285 4 года назад +292

      He’s like a G-rated Dr. Evil lol

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 4 года назад +46

      Maybe a little bit but I wouldn’t say 100%

    • @TTeuio6969420
      @TTeuio6969420 4 года назад +39

      @Milos Petrovic close

    • @Noirenoe
      @Noirenoe 3 года назад +7

      @Milos Petrovic a cartoon character

    • @nojorooney
      @nojorooney 3 года назад +44

      Either way both are hilarious and arguably the best villains ever

  • @Jagdtoq
    @Jagdtoq 9 лет назад +498

    Just 1 calorie, not evil enough

  • @MDK22420
    @MDK22420 3 года назад +30

    For some reason the line that pops into my head the most in regular situations is "How Bout No, Scott, Ok?"

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 3 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @thebigd6249
      @thebigd6249 8 месяцев назад +3

      I like, "How 'bout NO, ya crazy Dutch bastard!" better!

  • @diabloson7372
    @diabloson7372 5 лет назад +553

    "When a problem comes along, you must zip it"

  • @mikecabral2420
    @mikecabral2420 4 года назад +263

    I love Austin's reaction to Dr. Evil not being his father. Like even he realizes how dumb it was for him to believe it. It's even funnier when in Goldmember you realize he knows his father so he doesn't even have the excuse of not knowing him.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +1

      did you ever make meat helmets in the spring?🤣

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 Год назад +3

      well, they are related. DOn't you see the family resemblance.

    • @alessandromulas2713
      @alessandromulas2713 Год назад

      I was hoping for a Luke Skywalker style line like Noo its not true it s impossibleeeee

  • @davidoverstreet2875
    @davidoverstreet2875 3 года назад +26

    I had a poster on my wall for years with the picture of him with his pinky at the edge of his lip, with the quote in front of the group of people about his childhood printed over the image. Great stuff. Mike was at his greatest at that time as far as comedic creativity. All those quotes were classic, great, really funny Dr. Evil quotes! I saw every movie in the theater

  • @BrickwallStudios0
    @BrickwallStudios0 9 лет назад +625

    "Why make trillions when we could make... billions" and that inner laugh

    • @DrEvil-wx2hm
      @DrEvil-wx2hm 7 лет назад +23

      Stop stealing my quotes you a holes!

    • @juliabailey9685
      @juliabailey9685 6 лет назад +19

      "A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts"

    • @TheDarkwingj
      @TheDarkwingj 5 лет назад +12

      @@juliabailey9685 all right zip it!

    • @jordan9164
      @jordan9164 5 лет назад +3

      That close up and the music makes it better 😂

    • @Drummafolife
      @Drummafolife 4 года назад +1

      A trillion is more than a billion numbnuts

  • @HeyItsKaylee333
    @HeyItsKaylee333 5 лет назад +805

    "Now, Mr. Evil-"
    "DOCTOR Evil. I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mr., thank you very much." 😂😂😂

    • @Leader7353
      @Leader7353 3 года назад +3

      The creators of phineas and ferb used this line

    • @racketman2u
      @racketman2u 3 года назад +1

      I suspect that joke has more than one level; up until very recently, a "Dr" became a "Mr" when he was accepted into the Royal College Of Surgeons.

    • @yidy1
      @yidy1 3 года назад

      "Doctor Jill" Biden...

    • @ajarofpickles2826
      @ajarofpickles2826 3 года назад +1

      Gotta respect the degree he didn’t spend a decade in evil medical school to be called Mr for god sake

  • @KenChanNoodleDAI
    @KenChanNoodleDAI 3 года назад +21

    “My cycloptic colleague” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

  • @amandal1488
    @amandal1488 5 лет назад +627

    "My cycloptic colleague" lmao how did I miss that

  • @scratchers7916
    @scratchers7916 9 лет назад +284

    " I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mr, thankyou very much" lol Then his run down of his family history. "Testickkles."

    • @gamerheart8148
      @gamerheart8148 5 лет назад

      scratcher s it seems like a waste of time if he ends up being good in the end.

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 5 лет назад +1

      Nothing like a shorn scrotum

  • @mikeywest4922
    @mikeywest4922 3 года назад +29

    “Oww. You shot me you a hole.” I quote that all the time 🤣

  • @AceLM92
    @AceLM92 8 лет назад +352

    "evidently my cycloptic colleague" makes me laugh

    • @Kendownplayer69
      @Kendownplayer69 7 лет назад +16

      HeadBangerAust at that part numbers 2's face is like what the fuck did you call

  • @raykazmi8521
    @raykazmi8521 5 лет назад +486

    "You're the diet coke of evil" - Dr Evil

  • @gretacarter3498
    @gretacarter3498 2 года назад +10

    “So I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frieken laser beems attached to their heads” !!! 🤣🤣 - one of my family’s favorite Austin Powers quotes !

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 9 лет назад +2007

    All Dr. Evil quotes are best.

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 8 лет назад +35

      pretty standard really

    • @acek8834
      @acek8834 8 лет назад +12

      +Joe T Riiight...

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 8 лет назад +12

      Ace K throw me a frickin' bone here!

    • @ZenoFromTheElea
      @ZenoFromTheElea 8 лет назад +9

      Joe T, shh! Just know I have a whole bag of "shh" with your name on it.

    • @ZenoFromTheElea
      @ZenoFromTheElea 8 лет назад +7

      Joe T Let me tell you a story about man named Shh.

  • @keithbellew4101
    @keithbellew4101 8 лет назад +796

    I want chicken, I want liver, meow-mix, meow-mix please deliver

    • @fairlyfeminine8630
      @fairlyfeminine8630 7 лет назад +5

      Keith Bellew I was about to comment it myself- but I saw you

    • @BashisWrestling
      @BashisWrestling 6 лет назад +15

      Keith Bellew meow mix really missed the chance to have him be the spokesperson

    • @husseinmarquez673
      @husseinmarquez673 6 лет назад +9

      I really sing this when I'm feeding my cats hahahahaha

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 лет назад +2

      As a teen, one of my friends had a clip of that, which he tried playing at half speed. We laughed like fools. "it's breath taking, I suggest you try it"

    • @rikosaikawa9024
      @rikosaikawa9024 5 лет назад

      i wants not i want for the first one

  • @dianekeane7740
    @dianekeane7740 2 года назад +19

    Seriously love the: "Just one calorie ; not evil enough" scene.

  • @redruneer2010
    @redruneer2010 5 лет назад +253

    "Austin Powers...He's the snake to my mongoose...or the mongoose to my snake, either way, it's bad. I don't know animals." LMAO watching his eyes as he thinks about if he messed up is great. This is an all-time favorite quote.

  • @Frankincensedjb123
    @Frankincensedjb123 4 года назад +297

    His speech at the family counseling session slays me every time

  • @roxanneweichinger9318
    @roxanneweichinger9318 3 года назад +15

    “It’s friggin’ freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth!”😂

  • @lewisallen3232
    @lewisallen3232 9 лет назад +927

    'Why make trillions when we can make....billions.' 😂

    • @dibbidydoo4318
      @dibbidydoo4318 9 лет назад +35

      +Lewis Allen Why make billions when we can make millions...

    • @redeemedrevan1164
      @redeemedrevan1164 9 лет назад +26

      +Nikeimizhong why make thousands when we can make hundreds?

    • @dibbidydoo4318
      @dibbidydoo4318 9 лет назад +6

      Wrath of Dawn Can't get any higher than that.

    • @pizzaruby5140
      @pizzaruby5140 9 лет назад +36

      +Damien Green Why make hundreds when we can make....tens.

    • @bunniesandbutteflies2013
      @bunniesandbutteflies2013 7 лет назад +20

      Why make tens when you can make units?
      (That's what they are called right?)

  • @ericander2108
    @ericander2108 4 года назад +833

    I dedicate this video to my friend Dan who passed away yesterday, he had the greatest sense of humor and we used to watch this video together and laugh our asses off. Rest in peace bro

  • @dundog
    @dundog 3 года назад +8

    “Zip it, zipp it zippi, zippi zippi” lmaoo just the way it goes on kills me

  • @seanhartnett79
    @seanhartnett79 6 лет назад +1086

    Austin I am your father.
    Really?
    No not really. I can’t back that up.
    Lol!

  • @wyattszakacs3457
    @wyattszakacs3457 5 лет назад +217

    “The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament” is by far one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard

  • @SirAlexOfTheGuitar
    @SirAlexOfTheGuitar Год назад +22

    I'm really upset that dating apps don't allow enough characters to write the whole Dr. Evil monologue. That's a guaranteed match IMHO.

  • @ScarlettDuchess
    @ScarlettDuchess 5 лет назад +603

    Dr Evil: I am your father.
    Austin: Really?
    Dr Evil: No, not really. I can't back that up.
    😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelmckinnon1591
      @michaelmckinnon1591 4 года назад +24

      Dr. Evil trying to impersonate Darth Vader.

    • @yunidai16
      @yunidai16 3 года назад +28

      Ironically, they are both brothers, explaining their similar faces.

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 3 года назад +11

      @@yunidai16 And then James Bond ripped off that plot device from Austin Powers!

    • @SharneseH
      @SharneseH 3 года назад +3

      @@odysseusrex5908 shit it was the last sequel so he was just like fuck it lmaoooo

    • @jim2245
      @jim2245 2 года назад

      Austin: Right...idiot😆

  • @AmariFukui
    @AmariFukui 8 лет назад +460

    Just discovered this, literally the best villain ever.

    • @DrEvil-wx2hm
      @DrEvil-wx2hm 7 лет назад +2

      Barney Collington thanks

    • @obi501
      @obi501 6 лет назад +1

      Jeff Vader?

    • @OfficialYondoth
      @OfficialYondoth 6 лет назад +8

      Barney Collington You, my friend, need to watch Austin powers when you gate the chance.

    • @starbeast1.090
      @starbeast1.090 5 лет назад

      shh

    • @jordansmith630
      @jordansmith630 5 лет назад

      The laser sharks are fortnite

  • @SBaby
    @SBaby 2 года назад +20

    0:40 - When Dr. Evil mentions that his father was a womanizer, that was actually very subtle foreshadowing to the fact that he and Austin are related.

  • @BradJonesPSN
    @BradJonesPSN 8 лет назад +3862

    why have one million views when you could have.... one hundred thousand views.😃

    • @connor_walker
      @connor_walker 8 лет назад +140

      this comment deserves a trillion likes

    • @diedonthevine
      @diedonthevine 8 лет назад +186

      +Connor Walker Yes, but why have a trillion likes when you could have.....a billion likes, huh?

    • @Chrismasfish
      @Chrismasfish 8 лет назад +109

      +Panos Im - "a trillion is more than a billion, numb nuts."

    • @Centoriun
      @Centoriun 8 лет назад +26

      +Chris Mike you obviously don't get the joke numb nuts

    • @Chrismasfish
      @Chrismasfish 8 лет назад +85

      +Red Hood - my comment was in quotes for a reason, numb nuts. I was posting what Scott said.

  • @horaciolorenzo4464
    @horaciolorenzo4464 5 лет назад +145

    If there’s one thing I learned here it’s to call him DR. Evil.. he’s earned it!

  • @sk8element1919
    @sk8element1919 3 года назад +10

    One of my favorites wasn't on here. When the chair keeps spinning on its own and he screams
    "I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST"

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 3 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @robbase5235
      @robbase5235 3 года назад +2

      THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

  • @redrangertv4416
    @redrangertv4416 6 лет назад +253

    “I want chicken, I want liver.. miaw mix, miaw mix please deliver” 😂

    • @nicolesnow1761
      @nicolesnow1761 5 лет назад +4

      We dont can , we spam Mice! At the gourmet chef pick-eting city office foods.

    • @madockjones5129
      @madockjones5129 4 года назад +1

      "HOW BOUT NOO!"

    • @asheisbored_
      @asheisbored_ 4 года назад +1

      lol I read this just as the part came on

  • @EmGBlackout
    @EmGBlackout 9 лет назад +529

    LIQUID HOT MAGMAHHHH

    • @chuckcalkins5546
      @chuckcalkins5546 6 лет назад +3

      Maximus Argentus Hilarious as hell! Liquid Hot Magma!

    • @goldprime118
      @goldprime118 6 лет назад +5

      We will heat it up with the
      *TRACKTER BEAM*

    • @Dontmess550
      @Dontmess550 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @brockbracken318
    @brockbracken318 Год назад +4

    Why did it take me years to realize that Austin and Dr. Evil are played by the same guy?

  • @jeffshillcutt6818
    @jeffshillcutt6818 7 лет назад +236

    I wish these clips included "And Frau, you look so.........riiiiiiiiggght"

  • @jediskunk67
    @jediskunk67 6 лет назад +124

    RIP Verne Troyer A.K.A. Mini Me 1969-2018.

  • @funkyweapon1981
    @funkyweapon1981 3 месяца назад +6

    0:46 - Been there, done that.

  • @skyofthelivingdead
    @skyofthelivingdead 3 года назад +61

    “You know Scott. I've been a frickin evil doctor for 30 frickin years ok. Cut me some frickin slack”

  • @anonmous7204
    @anonmous7204 9 лет назад +529

    my father would womanise, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the Question mark RONTFL cant stop

    • @anonmous7204
      @anonmous7204 9 лет назад +32

      +Anon Mous The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, aZoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum - it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.[2]

    • @EpicWingmanXIII
      @EpicWingmanXIII 8 лет назад +8

      +Anon Mous Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

    • @anonmous7204
      @anonmous7204 8 лет назад +2

      Cyril Figgis I haven't laughed like that since i was a little girl, thank you.

    • @TheMisterblubb
      @TheMisterblubb 7 лет назад +1

      help me! explain a nonn-ative no noob that joke, please! :')

    • @fenwar9060
      @fenwar9060 5 лет назад +2

      @@anonmous7204
      Possibly the best bit of comedic monologue since since Christopher Walken's watch piece from Pulp Fiction.

  • @Brommerz-gu9vt
    @Brommerz-gu9vt 4 месяца назад +2

    "Scott, you had your chance. Okay. I already had someone created in my image, he's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage binssssz."

  • @josephlowry4320
    @josephlowry4320 5 лет назад +89

    "Ow you shot me you a hole!" That was hilarious.

  • @APAMVs
    @APAMVs 5 лет назад +364

    1:11 Carrie Fisher!? No way. Apparently she was uncredited for this role

    • @hjoermungand
      @hjoermungand 4 года назад +22

      my god it's her

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 4 года назад +6

      RIP she seemed pretty cool

    • @burge117
      @burge117 3 года назад +2

      Yeah my friend pointed it out, I did not realise and I have seen this scene....a lot. Nice cameo.

    • @johnychrist2559
      @johnychrist2559 3 года назад +3

      @@larrymcjones she was the queen of cool ):

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 3 года назад +3

      *May the Force Be With Her!*

  • @harrytyrrell2124
    @harrytyrrell2124 11 месяцев назад +5

    First we had “Shh”
    Then we had “Zip It”
    Finally we had “Scotty Don’t”

  • @TBoneTony
    @TBoneTony 5 лет назад +279

    Perhaps one of the most funniest villain made.

  • @Lolbama2012
    @Lolbama2012 5 лет назад +50

    I've quoted the entirety of his childhood monologue so many times, I even have his enunciation and timing down flawlessly.

  • @Armageddon-yt3so
    @Armageddon-yt3so 6 месяцев назад +2

    "So I have 1 simple request. And that's to have SHARKS with FREAKIN LAZERS BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEAD!" will always be one of my favorite quotes 🤣

  • @SH00T_TH3PUMP
    @SH00T_TH3PUMP 3 года назад +85

    "Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons, and hold the world hostage" 😂😂😂

  • @J.TiberiusKirk
    @J.TiberiusKirk 4 года назад +281

    You forgot several good lines, a couple of the best:
    "When Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!!
    SILENCE!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE!!

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 4 года назад +22

      "Why must I be surrounded by frickin idiots?"

    • @eliotero9335
      @eliotero9335 3 года назад +6

      How about no?

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 3 года назад +5

      It is not logical to anger Mr. Bigglesworth.

    • @eliotero9335
      @eliotero9335 3 года назад +7

      We hold the world ransom for... $1,000,000.

    • @Paper_council
      @Paper_council 3 года назад +1

      @@eliotero9335 sir we make 7 billon dollars a year 1 million dollars is not actually a lot of money these days

  • @walterzamalis4846
    @walterzamalis4846 3 года назад +29

    I can’t believe Dr Evil majored in Evil Medicine just to leave his job at Johnson and Johnson for the empty promise of sharks with frickin’ “laser beams” attached to their heads

  • @wotmyname
    @wotmyname 8 лет назад +105

    "relax that was just footage from the movie independence day but the real one will be alot like that" OHMYGOD IM SCREEEAAAMMIIMMGGG😭💀

  • @megamarsonic
    @megamarsonic 9 лет назад +37

    "I had the group liquidated, you little shit. They were insolent."

  • @raulrosas5068
    @raulrosas5068 Год назад +10

    0:09 😂Dr. Evil being ghetto fabulous

  • @BPKPhoenix
    @BPKPhoenix 5 лет назад +158

    "You're the diet coke of evil."
    _DAMN!_

  • @merces47letifer4
    @merces47letifer4 8 лет назад +67

    The original Austin Powers is such a genuinely brilliant comedy film

  • @ColinCartoons
    @ColinCartoons 3 года назад +4

    This movie was way ahead of its time

  • @FortheTimehasComePeter
    @FortheTimehasComePeter 7 лет назад +251

    *"That was a pre-emptive shhh.. and I've got a whole bag of shhh.. with your name on it."* (if I had a buck everytime I've used that quote on my kid) 😁😁😁

    • @chlobo123
      @chlobo123 5 лет назад +1

      For the Time has Come; 1Peter 4 :17 if I had a buck for every time my parents used that line on my brother and I. 😂

  • @JimmmmmmmmmmmY
    @JimmmmmmmmmmmY 8 лет назад +396

    Sharks with freaking laser beams attached to there heads!!!

  • @drinno8900
    @drinno8900 Год назад +4

    A new one “you’ll own nothing and be happy”

  • @xAngoryx
    @xAngoryx 5 лет назад +43

    Never realized Dr Evil's voice was an impression of Lorne Michaels

  • @phoenixfire83
    @phoenixfire83 9 лет назад +280

    "Ow! You shot me you a-hole." 😂😂

    • @thedude2609
      @thedude2609 9 лет назад +4

      +Jaime Miles Release the Globe!!! Oh, owe... well congratulations numb nuts you've succeeded in turning me into a freakin Jack in the Box! Get it off get it off...its dark its, I'm ok, I'm ok

    • @Cdoodle23
      @Cdoodle23 9 лет назад +5

      Zip it

    • @arminarlert9974
      @arminarlert9974 8 лет назад +4

      +The Guy Named Scream shh.shh.shh

    • @DrEvil-wx2hm
      @DrEvil-wx2hm 7 лет назад +1

      Stop stealing my quotes you a holes!

  • @natalie8518
    @natalie8518 Год назад +3

    How can people just not find this hilarious...when I tell people this is favorite film...

  • @arsalan7986
    @arsalan7986 5 лет назад +91

    "Knock knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "Sshhhh"

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 4 года назад +1

      I would ruin the joke on purpose by saying “come in”

  • @darksied1098
    @darksied1098 8 лет назад +60

    “Why make trillions when we can make.....billions" ( Puts up pinky) lmfao I was dying when he son corrected him 😂😂

  • @HaveanOreshnik
    @HaveanOreshnik 2 года назад +15

    2:45 meanwhile at the WEF

  • @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms
    @ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms 3 года назад +27

    And he still played him on the Tonight Show AND SNL
    What a freaking legend!