Ok, now I want to see Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in group therapy together 😂. Vader's hissing respirator and his booming voice as he says to Luke "Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son". Leia being like "Um, hello, did you forget my existence?!?" And the other group members staring at them in bewilderment while the therapist is like "Ooookkaaay....this might be beyond my scope" 🤣.
I've thought that line in my head or said it out loud every time I've seen a chestnut since I first saw this movie. Holy snikies it came out on 1997. I need help.
Nice as somebody who repeatedly watches movies over and over again, and says everything along with them, I appreciate the determination and dedication to Dr Evil. 😊
I'm sure it's mostly improvised. Myers said that over half of this movie was improved and I think here it's evident. You simply can't write things like this on a script 😂
"Summers in Rangoon" one of the hottest most humid places on the planet. "Luge lessons" where you lay flat on your back feet forward on a tiny little sled going down an ice covered track at 80+ mph. And of course every child's dream of making "meat helmets" NOT. As if to say to the entire room... You thought you had it bad growing up. And if describing his father and mother wasn't already enough. The shaved testicles knocked it out of the park. This dude had a messed up childhood. Kills me EVERY time too.
1:47 That little nod of approval then the stiffening of his back at the realization he became dangerously close to being "positive" towards someone is such a small but great touch
1:46 The look Meyers gives here is comedy genius in my opinion. Dr. Evil gives scott a slightly approving nod like that of a proud/loving father before quickly snapping into a faux posture of strength after realizing he is showing emotion/weakness. The insecurity of Dr. Evil is hilarious.
@El Cabo What do you mean, this ''excellent'' comment was just describing the scene, and I assure you MOST people saw that face, it wasn't subtle at all
I also feel the look after was also meant to be threatening, as in he's proud but reminding Scott that he would still be attempting to kill him Sort of like the faux lunge 'tough guys' tend to do when they want to remind you that they might hit you to keep you on your toes
He also never said he hates Scott, attemps on his life could be his own way of showing love. The life of evil is dangerous and he doesn't want Scott to be a one time baddy that dies on his first attemp to take over the world.
i dont think mike meyers gets enough credit for what he has done. he's a brilliant comedian and story teller/writer and portrayed various characters perfectly. he knows how to make us laugh and have a good time
The degree of creativity required to construct something so perfectly balanced between coherent and meaningless is unbelievable. Even if I could have sat down and even come up with the idea of making a monologue that was both realistic and insane at the same time, which, in itself, in this sense, I couldn't have, I wouldn't have even known where to begin piecing it together. Such amazing genius.
I feel a similar way about Day Man from It's Always Sunny. Like... any fool can write a stupid play. And making something genuinely funny is hard enough as it is. But it's much, much harder to knowingly construct something so bafflingly crazy that it just fearlessly blasts straight through its own weirdness and circles back around to being hilarious. This monologue is one of those things.
I used to think he meant he used some crazy evil weapon to turn them into liquid, then I learned that this would be "liquefy" and that "liquidate" probably just means he dismantled the group and took the money
He mistakenly let his fatherly pride in his boy, evil though it may be, slip out for a split second before realizing the mistake and immediately returning to his austere demeanor. I bet that’s how it read in the script haha.
@Night shade I know. Dr. Evil as a father is pretty f***ing liberal; he doesn't mind anything his long lost son's plans to spend his life on as long as it is evil.
@@paulleckner8235 What a pathetic comment. First of all, it's incomparable. This is a parody on Bond villain, not on real-life tyrants and dictators. Secondly, stalin did not have messed up childhood, he was just like that. Third , soviet terror is not just stalin's doings as it has existed before and long after him. modern day russian continues the worst stalinism practices both internally (oppression of their own population, no free spech/press etc.) and externally (influencing countries in the orbit of the influence and invading those that ''slip away'' like they did to Georgia, Chechnya, and now to Ukraine which I'm from. But sure, keep drawing inaccurate and inappropriate parallelisms.
"He's quite wily like his old man." This is such a supportive statement from Dr. Evil, he even smiles after saying it, but Scott only focuses on the negative. Come on Scott, throw him a frickin' bone here.
Dr. Evil is truly one of my all-time favourite characters. Mike Myers was brilliant as all four of the characters he played but Dr. Evil was easily the best.
Well, you must be RUclips's worst ever Internet troll or you must genuinely be both a dumbass and blind, then, if "you've watched the movies hundreds of times" and not noticed that Scott is Seth Green, not Mike Myers! A little tip: go and do your research before making an ignorant comment. :)
For me the best bit is when Dr Evil shows a hint of pride at being unable to kill his son, and that Scott is a chip off the old blick...then catches himself for showing weakness 😂😂😂
I think it’s because subconsciously you know the meaning of “penchant for buggery,” and that’s it’s frequently connoted as an act occurring between two men, especially in a non-consensual way such as “buggered in prison.”
Princess Leia would make a good therapist, having herself a rather disfunctional family, her own father also being a diabolical supervillain with parent issues.
+Skeptical Chris Carri Fisher is a manic depressive and suffers from bipolar disorder and alcohol problems. im sure i wouldn't want her for my therapist.
This scene always stuck out to me even as a kid. Dr. Evil clearly had a very uniquely messed up childhood lol. I love the haunting, off-putting vibe that Myers evoked with this monologue, so very unexpected in a cheeky spoof movie.
I agree. It's one of those moments of semi-seriousness in an otherwise comic film that I would be able to catch as a kid. Myers was never better than here and he deserves most of the credit for knowing how to nail that delivery. It's the music though, perfectly evoking the suspense of John Barry's legendary scores from the James Bond movies, that also should be acknowledged. A similar scene happens in Ace Ventura, when Ace goes to Ray Finkle's house and enters his old room and we see just how much Finkle had deteriorated with his delusions. Even as I kid, I could tell there was something very disturbing about that scene.
The writing for his monologue is actually brilliant. Each line is just so funny. I feel like when this came out nobody actually paid attention to what he was saying in its entirety.
I have memorized Dr. Evil's entire monologue about his upbringing, and it always cracks friends and family up when I recite it! This scene is comedy gold!
Spread the word! Preach on, Brotherman! The world needs to hear like never before! I blew a chance to buy a poster listing the monologue; it's too late for me. Think of the end of Fahrenheit 451 where people memorize an assigned book.
"We don't want to kill each other here. We might say we do sometimes, but we really don't." "Actually, the boy's quite astute, I really am trying to kill him. So far unsuccessfully ... he's quite wily like his old man ..."
I absolutely LOVE that moment at 01:47. And I never realized that was Carrie Fisher. Damn, I still love this movie and the first sequel, even all these years later.
And yet now Manscape's fortunes of money spent on marketing has gone a long way to normalize what was, as this movie shows, so unheard-of as to be laugh-out-loud weird like meat helmets
I remember when I saw this in a theatre I was sitting in the aisle seat and I was leaning over laughing so hard it looked like I was about to vomit. I was laughing sooner and longer than anyone in the theater, to the point that I was embarrassed. That's only happened to me twice ever in a theater, laughing to the point of embarrassment.
team snacks 😲😯😆😂🤣 Damn that's awesome it's nice to know that references like that are realized YEARS later. It makes the joke and reference that much better. Good one to your Uncle. Good one.
"So what do you want to do Scott?" "Well I was thinking of starting a channel that specialises in animations, that isn't popular but has a cult following." "Will it be an evil channel?" "No, maybe I'll become a voice actor for a popular animated comedy." "An evil voice actor?" "You always do that!"
I've watched this movie several times over the years. I was re-watching it today, and I had never realized until now that the therapist was Carrie Fisher. I think my brain was triggered because yesterday I watched When Harry Met Sally for the first time and Carrie Fisher plays Sallys best friend, Marie, and the therapist looked like an older version of her. I wasn't sure but I looked it up and sure enough. I'll be damned. That just makes this scene cooler.
Can still watch this over and over again 17 years later and laugh! Absolute master class by Mike Myers 'Sometimes he would accuse chesnuts of being lazy'
literally he said the sort of feeling of pain hard to explain that only a highly intelligent human can have while they are expressing their crazy feelings.
Dr. Evil has been shown to have standards though. He beat up a Klansman , and he was completely ok with the fact that Frau was gay. Plus a running gag is how incompetent Dr.Evil is at being a villain.
Leave it to Princess Leia to host a group dedicated to Daddy issues. She seemed to recover well after seeing her planet destroyed and getting subjected to torture.
I NEVER get tired of watching this movie series...a true classic. "My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons...in the spring we made meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bad and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really." LMAO...
I like to think that, like Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, and Marlon Brandi in Apocalypse Now, he went off the rails and made up some details that were not in the script.
Hi, I am curious who is this "Fleming" person you mention. I get the feeling this person was from the 1960s. Hope you can let me know, I am really curious to know this.
If anyone in this group understands what it is like to have an evil father, it’s Princess Leia.
YES !!! SOMEONE GOT THE JOKE !!! FINALLY ! GOD !!!
@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 The Big Bang Theory, Ding dong and ditch.
Omg I never thought about this until now
Ok, now I want to see Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in group therapy together 😂. Vader's hissing respirator and his booming voice as he says to Luke "Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son". Leia being like "Um, hello, did you forget my existence?!?" And the other group members staring at them in bewilderment while the therapist is like "Ooookkaaay....this might be beyond my scope" 🤣.
"Who is going to take over the world when I die?"
"Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" That whole monologue of Dr. Evil is timeless gold
Jake Branthe damn it chestnuts why are you so lazy!
Compared to his father Dr seems like very sane person
@@gregoriosamsa2722 Like in "Buddenbrooks" novel is all the way down from the first generation...
@@scipioafricanus5871 hahaha
I've thought that line in my head or said it out loud every time I've seen a chestnut since I first saw this movie. Holy snikies it came out on 1997. I need help.
In the early 2000s, did I memorize this entire monologue and repeat it to bewildered friends regularly? Yes. Yes, I did.
We were young, then, seeing if it could be done...
Nice as somebody who repeatedly watches movies over and over again, and says everything along with them, I appreciate the determination and dedication to Dr Evil. 😊
I bet you were fun at parties
You my friend are a legend 😂
good job i want a friend like you
Absolutely the greatest monologue in movie history. No one will ever top “He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.”
A old mate of mine claims to have invented the term "rocked up".
I dunno, the Abe Simpson "onion on my belt" monologue is probably GOAT
@@Calzaki Not a movie
in the spring we'd made meat helmets
I'm sure it's mostly improvised. Myers said that over half of this movie was improved and I think here it's evident. You simply can't write things like this on a script 😂
"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark" i have never laughed at anything so hard before hahaha
+Stian Karlsen
For me, it's always when he talks about how his father used to accuse chestnuts of being lazy, that gets me every time.
Mckenzie .Latham yup same here for me, question mark is a close second though
Dude this quote is SO underrated XD
Claims of inventing the question mark and accusing chestnuts of being lazy actually sound like the kind of things that the Kim Dynasty would try.
Hahahah What about Meat Helmets???!!!
"I was partially frozen his whole life." "It's beautiful that you can admit to that." omg
"Summers in Rangoon. Luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets." Kills me EVERY time.
"Summers in Rangoon" one of the hottest most humid places on the planet. "Luge lessons" where you lay flat on your back feet forward on a tiny little sled going down an ice covered track at 80+ mph. And of course every child's dream of making "meat helmets" NOT. As if to say to the entire room... You thought you had it bad growing up. And if describing his father and mother wasn't already enough. The shaved testicles knocked it out of the park. This dude had a messed up childhood. Kills me EVERY time too.
@@USA-freedomIt was also a massive Japanese Concentration Camp. 😅😂
@@NikeAureliusSnow Spending a summer in Rangoon is like on everybody's bucket list 😓
Sorry the USA-freedom dude is freeking weird and has zero sense of humor or self-awareness but... Yes! I also loved that part!
That's pretty standard stuff really.
"The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament." thats actually a very profound quote
Is his dad Kanye West?? 😂
This is 90s creativity
it is but it's doctor evil lol he's my fave in the movie lol
@@luisridez9219
Kanye's said nothing wrong.
@@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. 🤡
This is one of the best speeches I've ever heard in a movie.
that is for sure.
I agree
Meh. Pretty standard really.
Completely agree.
Its true.
1:47 that part gets me, Dr evil has that "I'm proud of you" look but then realizes he might be seen as vulnerable so he gives him the eye brow raise.
more like brilliant performance id say
@@LogicIsForPussies thats what makes it a brilliant performance...
Ian Mccown oh my gahd so that's what that was
I think it’s just his awkward relationship with his son honestly.
Doesn't even seem like something written in the script, just ad hoc genius.
“The details of my life were quite inconsequential.” - My friends and I couldn’t stop laugh at how he said that. So damn funny.
It's all relative. If Dr. Evil's upbringing was inconsequential, who were his playmate as he was growing up?!
@@paulleckner8235 Stop playing smartass, you fail miserably at it.
the way he sings the word inn con se quential.
The dramatic zoom and "In...con..se..quent...ial" - perfect.
At a few ice-breakers I’ve led with this, just see who laughs and are my kind of people.
1:47 That little nod of approval then the stiffening of his back at the realization he became dangerously close to being "positive" towards someone is such a small but great touch
*"Actually the boy is quite astute, I really am trying to kill him..."*
I ALWAYS CRACK UP AT THE PART! How can you not like this movie?
+Vegeta Lover I love ur name.
me 2
icame her to show me friend this scene
GLITCHED MATRIX hahahaha, good effort
The look he gives Scott after saying that just tops that statement off so well.
1:46 The look Meyers gives here is comedy genius in my opinion. Dr. Evil gives scott a slightly approving nod like that of a proud/loving father before quickly snapping into a faux posture of strength after realizing he is showing emotion/weakness. The insecurity of Dr. Evil is hilarious.
@El Cabo What do you mean, this ''excellent'' comment was just describing the scene, and I assure you MOST people saw that face, it wasn't subtle at all
I also feel the look after was also meant to be threatening, as in he's proud but reminding Scott that he would still be attempting to kill him
Sort of like the faux lunge 'tough guys' tend to do when they want to remind you that they might hit you to keep you on your toes
U saw the other person post this n basically said it in your own words lol
He also never said he hates Scott, attemps on his life could be his own way of showing love. The life of evil is dangerous and he doesn't want Scott to be a one time baddy that dies on his first attemp to take over the world.
Myers is a genius. No doubt about it. Austin powers, so I married an axe murderer, FREEKING WAYNES WORLD etc etc.
i dont think mike meyers gets enough credit for what he has done. he's a brilliant comedian and story teller/writer and portrayed various characters perfectly.
he knows how to make us laugh and have a good time
That’s exactly right but I think he tried to do this with other movies after Austin powers and none of the ideas worked like these movies
Just don't ask him to play the Cat in the Hat.
The degree of creativity required to construct something so perfectly balanced between coherent and meaningless is unbelievable. Even if I could have sat down and even come up with the idea of making a monologue that was both realistic and insane at the same time, which, in itself, in this sense, I couldn't have, I wouldn't have even known where to begin piecing it together. Such amazing genius.
Well said...
Billy Fox, the type of general malaise that the genius possess and the insane lament....lol
I feel a similar way about Day Man from It's Always Sunny. Like... any fool can write a stupid play. And making something genuinely funny is hard enough as it is. But it's much, much harder to knowingly construct something so bafflingly crazy that it just fearlessly blasts straight through its own weirdness and circles back around to being hilarious.
This monologue is one of those things.
@@xjdfghashzkj Well put...
Later in the movie Dr. Evil says something along the lines of "I had the support group liquidated" to Scott. LOL!
well fair cop really, after all they were insolent
actually he said "I had the group liquidated you little shit" lol
I used to think he meant he used some crazy evil weapon to turn them into liquid, then I learned that this would be "liquefy" and that "liquidate" probably just means he dismantled the group and took the money
They were _insolent!_
Ya that was after the “breakthrough” they were making 😂
"He'd make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark". my favorite line.
Haha. I love how he raises his eyebrow quizzically as he says it too.
Me too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But Dr Evil did invent the quotation fingers
The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament...
The background music 🎶
My dad cracks up when he says, "In the spring, we would make meat helmets". 😂
That line is always the most surprising one, no matter how many times I watch it
Oh man I love it, it’s so demented. Like, what fuckin surreal gothic fever-dream did he get this from?? lol
The look that Dr. Evil gives Scott after he says "...he's quite wily like his old man." kills me every time.
Dr. Evil has a grudging respect for his victim's resilience.
He mistakenly let his fatherly pride in his boy, evil though it may be, slip out for a split second before realizing the mistake and immediately returning to his austere demeanor.
I bet that’s how it read in the script haha.
R.I.P Carrie Fisher, she was genuinely trying to understand and help Dr. Evil
Is it a bad thing that I didn't realize it was her until you told me?
@@hell5309 No, most recognize her from Star Wars.. this was a great cameo though 😄
she was so good in this scene. Very talented actress. RIP
Yes, indeed. He had them all liquidated. Lol
I was partially frozen his whole life.... "It's beautiful that you can admit to that" 🤣😂🤣 Kills me
"He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" lmao
after he said that shit got even more real LMAO cx
That was pure hilarity
We Are Monsoons that's actually true...makes sense
Hahaha That line is insane!
Those damn chestnut
Without doubt the greatest scene in all three films and one of the most brilliantly performed piece of comedy in 90s cinema.
"My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggary".... lol me too!
So very specific on his father and mother.
Do...do you know what buggary means?
@@RevansZombie Yes, it's nasty!
It’s butt-fuckin, right?
"An evil petting zoo??"
-- YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!!!
true
Dr Evil is like 🤷🏻♂️
@Night shade I know. Dr. Evil as a father is pretty f***ing liberal; he doesn't mind anything his long lost son's plans to spend his life on as long as it is evil.
I just think that he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me
Didn't he just say he met him 5 days ago lol
Just the concept of a “villain” having a group therapy session with his son is hilarious even without the actual comedy of it 😂😂😂
What if Stalin and Hitler were in a group session? What would their confessions be about their messed up childhoods?
@@paulleckner8235 What a pathetic comment. First of all, it's incomparable. This is a parody on Bond villain, not on real-life tyrants and dictators. Secondly, stalin did not have messed up childhood, he was just like that. Third , soviet terror is not just stalin's doings as it has existed before and long after him. modern day russian continues the worst stalinism practices both internally (oppression of their own population, no free spech/press etc.) and externally (influencing countries in the orbit of the influence and invading those that ''slip away'' like they did to Georgia, Chechnya, and now to Ukraine which I'm from. But sure, keep drawing inaccurate and inappropriate parallelisms.
He did a Jerry Springer sketch that was spot on!
"He's quite wily like his old man."
This is such a supportive statement from Dr. Evil, he even smiles after saying it, but Scott only focuses on the negative. Come on Scott, throw him a frickin' bone here.
“And a penchant for buggery”
Lmfao..
It means butt sex
1:47 I love the way he smiles at him then does his serious face, all time classic.
not really.
@@john1105 Not really m8? Explain y0self brudder
I would love to see a movie about Dr. Evil's life.
Lol that would be amazing!
It can be called Low grade narcolepsy & meat helmets
You know he made that all up, He did not know his parents and went to boarding school when he was like 8. It's all explained in the third movie.
Grunkle Stan PINES kudos for his imagination
I could make a movie about myself!
“He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy” XD
Mike Myers' delivery of his lines is fantastic. It takes a lot of talent to do what he did and not crack up while doing it.
An evil vet? An evil petting zoo?
After those two lines i was crying tears of laughter.
You're not evol enough, Scott.
You're the Diet Coke of Evil...one calorie, not even enough.
A Evil bald guy? 🤣🤣😂😂😂
You always do that!!!!!
It gets funnier the more that you think about it
Dr. Evil is truly one of my all-time favourite characters. Mike Myers was brilliant as all four of the characters he played but Dr. Evil was easily the best.
Myers also played Scott
Umm.. no he didn't. Scott was played by Seth Green.
+SJMJ91 Umm no. I think I would know I have watched the movies hundreds of times dumbass
Well, you must be RUclips's worst ever Internet troll or you must genuinely be both a dumbass and blind, then, if "you've watched the movies hundreds of times" and not noticed that Scott is Seth Green, not Mike Myers! A little tip: go and do your research before making an ignorant comment. :)
@@litb. shit the bed! I didn't know that!
Carrie Fisher's face at 3:04 is perfect: "Yes, I know, Scott. Let him finish."
The way Dr Evil glares at the guy next to him at 0:35, gets me every time! 🤣
He was giving the guy an ocular pat down
@@casualcausalityyok city Mac lol
"Listen to the words he used, 'Who's going to take over THE WORLD when I die'... feels like that to some of us, doesn't it?"
IS THAT A FKIN JO JO REFERENCE
@@Spazticspaz No, it's a direct quote from the video.
@@Rubyofthedead You don't even know what I'm referring to, do you?
@@Spazticspaz yeah it’s a quote from the actual movie
The doc evil infancy story..surrounded by primary school's walls with flowers and bees.... Lol Genius
Luis Lizard LOL
Luis Lizard Idle evil is... Discriminating an equallitys quo after all. But does putting up or out make you an apropriate person? Ofcourse not.
''the details of my life are quite inconsequential''
I use this line when asked to talk about myself when meeting new co-workers.
I am deeply and incurably weird. 😝
For me the best bit is when Dr Evil shows a hint of pride at being unable to kill his son, and that Scott is a chip off the old blick...then catches himself for showing weakness 😂😂😂
I swear he made the Eminem face 😭
I don't know why but the delivery of the line "My father would womanize he would drink.." always makes me laugh.
I think it’s because subconsciously you know the meaning of “penchant for buggery,” and that’s it’s frequently connoted as an act occurring between two men, especially in a non-consensual way such as “buggered in prison.”
Princess Leia would make a good therapist, having herself a rather disfunctional family, her own father also being a diabolical supervillain with parent issues.
+Skeptical Chris Not to mention she found out that she made out with her brother...
+Skeptical Chris And her son is patricidal
+Skeptical Chris
Carri Fisher is a manic depressive and suffers from bipolar disorder and alcohol problems. im sure i wouldn't want her for my therapist.
***** We're not talking about Carrie Fisher. We're talking about princess Leia
Matches_Malone
lol...;)
This scene always stuck out to me even as a kid. Dr. Evil clearly had a very uniquely messed up childhood lol. I love the haunting, off-putting vibe that Myers evoked with this monologue, so very unexpected in a cheeky spoof movie.
I agree. It's one of those moments of semi-seriousness in an otherwise comic film that I would be able to catch as a kid. Myers was never better than here and he deserves most of the credit for knowing how to nail that delivery. It's the music though, perfectly evoking the suspense of John Barry's legendary scores from the James Bond movies, that also should be acknowledged. A similar scene happens in Ace Ventura, when Ace goes to Ray Finkle's house and enters his old room and we see just how much Finkle had deteriorated with his delusions. Even as I kid, I could tell there was something very disturbing about that scene.
The writing for his monologue is actually brilliant. Each line is just so funny. I feel like when this came out nobody actually paid attention to what he was saying in its entirety.
Yes they were. People used to watch movies when this came out, they weren’t on social media while partially absorbing movies 😂
Around 2:18. I can't understand the first part about his father. The words
@@amalu8838 Who knows what "blowjuray owner" is but penchant for buggery means he was obsessed with anal sex.
@@joepermenter7228 LMAO 🤣
Brilliantly…silly, which is the best type of brilliance in my experience.
I think the best part is that he thought that was all normal.
Pretty standard, really.
+Amenomibashira i suggest you try it
my father would....womanize. He would drink....
+micheal cameron He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark.
+BCFUTW Sometimes he would accuse Chestnuts of being lazy.
HAHAHAHAHA "He would make outrages claims like he invented the question Mark" Just died there... I love the Austin Powers Trilogy..
I have memorized Dr. Evil's entire monologue about his upbringing, and it always cracks friends and family up when I recite it! This scene is comedy gold!
Spread the word! Preach on, Brotherman! The world needs to hear like never before! I blew a chance to buy a poster listing the monologue; it's too late for me. Think of the end of Fahrenheit 451 where people memorize an assigned book.
Omg I do that too
60 boulangerie owners from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery don't like this video.
lazy chestnuts! 😄
60 upvotes.
"We don't want to kill each other here. We might say we do sometimes, but we really don't."
"Actually, the boy's quite astute, I really am trying to kill him. So far unsuccessfully ... he's quite wily like his old man ..."
I absolutely LOVE that moment at 01:47. And I never realized that was Carrie Fisher. Damn, I still love this movie and the first sequel, even all these years later.
Gold 😂
@@JA-ru3ilgold..... member?
“There is nothing like the feeling of a shorn scrot, you must try it yourself.” Best line😂
Dr evil's delivery of the word "testicles" kills me every time the way he emphasizes each sylable separately.
There isn't a human alive that reaches the 'testicles' part and cannot but burst out laughing.
And yet now Manscape's fortunes of money spent on marketing has gone a long way to normalize what was, as this movie shows, so unheard-of as to be laugh-out-loud weird like meat helmets
@IrishCarney there really is nothing like a shorne scrotum
If they only knew then how out of control scrotum sheering would have gotten by 2023…
I couldn't even read your entire comment before I burst out in laughter
Well, I do, but I don't laugh out loud, as a general principle. Your point remains that it is humorous, and I agree.
This is one of the best scenes of the movie. Hell, one of the best in the entire damn series.
Yeah it is..too bad he had the group liquidated
I remember when I saw this in a theatre I was sitting in the aisle seat and I was leaning over laughing so hard it looked like I was about to vomit. I was laughing sooner and longer than anyone in the theater, to the point that I was embarrassed. That's only happened to me twice ever in a theater, laughing to the point of embarrassment.
The egg he holds, the group's individual reactions, and the clarinet in this clip are just some of the genius little details of comedy in this scene.
And of course, it's just some charity father-son counselling group, held in a kindergarten room on a weekend.
I'm going to go yell at some chestnuts and tell them to get back to work.
They're just bumming of welfare.
Some people try to be "random" by saying shit like potato... But man... This guy gave seems to be the ONLY guy who knows how to be funny random.
difference between absurdity and random
Amen.
Not to mention the fact that his face and tone of voice were completely deadpan.
5 year old comment predicted the “I’m a potato” epidemic
Travis_Redfern
Bruh he didn't predict it, it was already happening back in 2014
Mike Myers is so brilliant and so underrated
Every few years I go back and watch these movies and they get better. I can't get over how fucking funny this is.
So THIS is why my uncle kept telling me he invented the question mark when I was younger!
team snacks 😲😯😆😂🤣 Damn that's awesome it's nice to know that references like that are realized YEARS later. It makes the joke and reference that much better. Good one to your Uncle. Good one.
Don't you realize, this means you are Dr. Evil's cousin!
@@zk7830 He also clearly would have been proud if the OP had also gone to evil medical school.
"So what do you want to do Scott?"
"Well I was thinking of starting a channel that specialises in animations, that isn't popular but has a cult following."
"Will it be an evil channel?"
"No, maybe I'll become a voice actor for a popular animated comedy."
"An evil voice actor?"
"You always do that!"
I guess it's better to be the son of a bumbling fool who talks before they think like Peter Griffin.
Well I dunno, maybe I'll raise a chicken--
An EVIL chicken?
No...maybe like a robot chicken
An EVIL robot chicken?
You always do that!!
Robot Chicken had a bit more than a cult following back in the day...
I've watched this movie several times over the years. I was re-watching it today, and I had never realized until now that the therapist was Carrie Fisher. I think my brain was triggered because yesterday I watched When Harry Met Sally for the first time and Carrie Fisher plays Sallys best friend, Marie, and the therapist looked like an older version of her. I wasn't sure but I looked it up and sure enough. I'll be damned. That just makes this scene cooler.
Brilliant observation.
Even as a kid this struck me as a weird, haunting, and even profound moment in the middle of a lighthearted comedy.
Scott: I wanna be a bald guy.
Dr.Evil: An evil bald guy?
YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!
how ironic ?
😘
When Dr. Evil started describing his childhood at 2:00 ... dude, that shit fucking cracks me up every time. Love it.
2:25 - Scott learning about his grandparents for the first time (and looking pretty disturbed) 😆
That four-note leitmotif is just MASTERFUL…
he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. i just imagine his father yelling at inanimate chestnuts like sitting in a bowl and calling them lazy.
...while wearing a Meet Helmet.
Can still watch this over and over again 17 years later and laugh! Absolute master class by Mike Myers 'Sometimes he would accuse chesnuts of being lazy'
this fucking monologue is so brilliantly written and has me buckled over with laughter every time i see it
2024, and I have watched this 10 times and still find this monologue absolutely hilarious.
"the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament"
+Stephen Martel I still dont understand what it means
Briar Jurrens you don't understand what what means?
The aforementioned quote Perplexes me. Idk what he's trying to say. Still funny tho
literally he said the sort of feeling of pain hard to explain that only a highly intelligent human can have while they are expressing their crazy feelings.
Interesting. Seems kindof philosophical for Austin Powers movie tho
Carrie Fisher did a great job here. She always retains her professionalism no matter how shocking Dr. Evil is.
Truly my favorite scene! So incredibly well done. Still laughing all these years later!
00:38 that little stare he’s giving that guy... 😂
"My childhood was typical..."
Audience: YEAH RIGHT!!
Hahaha
That's all Dr Evil knew for chrissakes!
"...a penchant for buggery." One of the funniest pieces of dialogue.
I had to google what buggery was. I already had an idea.
“The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament”... listener sheds tear in laughter
It’s brilliant how relatable dr. Evil is to our everyday mundane lives. Truly humanize the character.
Dr. Evil has been shown to have standards though. He beat up a Klansman , and he was completely ok with the fact that Frau was gay. Plus a running gag is how incompetent Dr.Evil is at being a villain.
Man, Carrie was everywhere! I'll miss her.
arguably the one of the greatest and most iconic monologues in movie history
The funniest part of this is how realistic it is to actual group therapy
Imagine Donald Pleasence giving this monologue as Blofeld.
Leave it to Princess Leia to host a group dedicated to Daddy issues. She seemed to recover well after seeing her planet destroyed and getting subjected to torture.
RIP Carrie Fisher
Shanethefilmmaker there’s a picture of her sunbathing during a brake I’ve got foot fetish’s and not only she had nice body but also beautiful feet
@@luislizard2626 Bruh.
I NEVER get tired of watching this movie series...a true classic. "My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons...in the spring we made meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bad and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."
LMAO...
Best written monologue of all time
I like to think that, like Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, and Marlon Brandi in Apocalypse Now, he went off the rails and made up some details that were not in the script.
Perfect delivery of an absurd monologue
What an incredible monologue.
Dr. Evil didn’t spent 6 years in Evil Medical School to be called “Mister” he said so himself
This movie gets better and better with age. It's so intelligently written and brilliantly performed.
"The sort of general malaise only the genius possess and the insane lament." That's classic Fleming style 😆😆
Hi, I am curious who is this "Fleming" person you mention. I get the feeling this person was from the 1960s. Hope you can let me know, I am really curious to know this.
I think it’s Ian Fleming, the guy that wrote the James Bond books.
@@tuanjim799 Hi there, thanks for replying. SO yes Ian Fleming, I almost forgot this guy. Thanks so much for this. Really appreciate it!
I am glad that the Doctor liquidated the group. Their insolence got on my nerves.
They didn't get lightly of with placement in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Now that's EVIL.
The way he says "I suggest you try it" 😂
What's interesting now is that "manscaping" became a popular trend some twenty years later.
Rest in peace Carrie Fisher.
The famous actress who played as Princess Leia in the Star Wars series.
God, that monologue is amazing.
Who's watching in memory of Carrie Fisher? RIP
Right here
Jack Walker 🙋
Me! I love her in this movie. In fact this is one of my top ten favorite movies.
Jack Walker Cheers, never knew that was her :O
Jack Walker I am
2:31
Holy jumping fuck I died at that part
I memorized this monologue for a theatre class assignment, which required us to memorize then perform a monologue.
the teacher wasn't amused.
10 points to you Sir! 😂
I cant imagine they didnt get through this scene without having to start over a few times from laughing so hard:)
I would imagine there would have been a 100 takes for this scene
You do notice how they keep the shot directly on him for a large portion, probably to avoid that
An evil petting zoo? Lmfao
Jordan Brown You always do that!!!