25 great frank drebin quotes

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  • Lt Frank Drebin quotes 1988-1994

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  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life 9 лет назад +2879

    "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out."
    One of the best lines ever in a Naked Gun movie.

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 9 лет назад +8

      +Rawk4Life ..........They are currently making the sequel without the late Leslie Nielson. It's called
      "The Naked Gun: The Panty Droppers". I can't wait to see it !!

    • @gertjanvandermeij4265
      @gertjanvandermeij4265 9 лет назад +8

      +ExclusiveLM i hope the use Lloyd Bridges , because he is almost as funny as Leslie nielson ! and he surly has the right face to replace Leslie

    • @Maisygirl1974
      @Maisygirl1974 9 лет назад +17

      gertjan van der meij Lloyd Bridges died in 1998.

    • @gertjanvandermeij4265
      @gertjanvandermeij4265 9 лет назад +5

      Alysia Wolf oh , shit , i didn't know that . too bad , now there's nobody as funny as those 2 were

    • @Rawk4Life
      @Rawk4Life 9 лет назад

      Actually, there will be a Naked Gun reboot before too long. Ed Helms is slated to play Frank Drebin, and it will play out as more of a sequel than a remake.

  • @mtjoy747
    @mtjoy747 3 года назад +239

    "This man needs to go to hospital"
    "Hospital! What is it?"
    "It's a large building with doctors and patients, but that's not important right now."

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 2 года назад +17

      Surely you can't be serious!

    • @RokuHanmar
      @RokuHanmar 2 года назад +20

      @@paulgibbon5991 I am serious, and don't call me Shirley

    • @The_dude_fantastic
      @The_dude_fantastic Год назад +8

      You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon
      as possible, we've got to get them to the hospital. . .
      Elaine : A hospital . . what is it?
      Rumack : Its a big building with patients, but that's not
      important right now. Tell the captain I must speak
      to him.
      Elaine : Certainly.
      Oever : Victor, we're running into some heavy weather . . .
      can you ( Victor passes out ) Roger! Take OVER!
      Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?
      Oever : I can't tell.
      Rumack : You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
      Oever : NO, I mean I'm just not sure.
      Rumack : Well, can't you take a guess?
      Oever : Well, not for another 2 hours.
      Rumack : You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?

    • @mtjoy747
      @mtjoy747 Год назад

      @@The_dude_fantastic I’ve done that, taken two hours to make a guess or decision lol. So technically it’s right, I can’t say, for two hours!
      I was over Roger and he was under Dunne

  • @seano19
    @seano19 9 лет назад +946

    My personal favourite:
    'Your coat, sir?'
    'Yes it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.'

    • @davidpage3893
      @davidpage3893 Год назад +2

      I like the gag when he’s going to ask a woman suspect some questions. He pulls out a pack cigarettes and says to her, “Cigarette?”, and she says, “Yes it is”.

    • @shanware2
      @shanware2 Год назад +1

      Jus as famous line as don’t call me Shirley in airplane 😂

    • @nika-pt2pl
      @nika-pt2pl 8 месяцев назад +1

      Iconic 😂

    • @LetThatStuffGo
      @LetThatStuffGo 6 месяцев назад

      @@davidpage3893
      *"Well..."*
      😂

  • @yabbadabbadoo8225
    @yabbadabbadoo8225 Год назад +39

    When these came out on DVD I bought the box set. The best $30 I've ever spent in my life.

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 7 лет назад +450

    "Yep, she reminded me of my mother, alright. No doubt about it."
    Years later, and that line still has me on the floor laughing.

    • @rogersmith7396
      @rogersmith7396 2 года назад

      Breasts that say "Look at me".

    • @mickcraven980
      @mickcraven980 2 года назад +16

      "Snap out of it, Frank! You're looking at her like she's your mother..."
      Used that a party once. Priceless.

    • @Chief_Brody
      @Chief_Brody Год назад +2

      No it doesn't. Stop lying

    • @Chief_Brody
      @Chief_Brody Год назад

      ​@@mickcraven980 no you didn't

    • @sidnew2739
      @sidnew2739 Год назад +5

      ​@@Chief_BrodyHow old are you? Nine? Ten?

  • @timpassmore7455
    @timpassmore7455 7 лет назад +210

    These are all great, but my favorite is where he tells his would-be assassin at the packing plant, "I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Don't fire the gun while you're talking".

  • @elcap22
    @elcap22 10 лет назад +2513

    "He had a moustache, bout 6 foot 3."
    "That's an awfully big moustache."

    • @dylankaiser5546
      @dylankaiser5546 5 лет назад +20

      Yup that's definitely the same guy from Airplane

    • @stephanginther9051
      @stephanginther9051 5 лет назад +30

      @@dylankaiser5546 stop calling me Sherly

    • @HiVizCamo
      @HiVizCamo 5 лет назад +19

      @@stephanginther9051 Surely you have misspelled Shirley.

    • @inkdreams5113
      @inkdreams5113 5 лет назад

      Dylan Kaiser he was the airplane.

    • @john-pierrerichard1791
      @john-pierrerichard1791 5 лет назад +1

      Don't let me catch you in America!

  • @scottodrowsky9835
    @scottodrowsky9835 5 лет назад +1131

    Commissioner: "Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?"
    Frank: "Well...isn't that the fault of the voters?" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Yaris510
    @Yaris510 8 лет назад +287

    "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out." And: "Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes" - delivered with Nielsen's inimitable straight face. Classic

    • @christianmcneill699
      @christianmcneill699 2 года назад +2

      It's easy to deliver these lines with a straight face when it's a voice over.

    • @mattadders9819
      @mattadders9819 Год назад +1

      Oh go and knit some yoghurt !

    • @paulsherman51
      @paulsherman51 6 месяцев назад

      After seeing this years ago, the munchins scene in Wizard of Oz has never been the same.

  • @alanpecherer5705
    @alanpecherer5705 Год назад +8

    I once met Leslie Nielsen in a bistro on Sunset Blvd where my pals and I used to enjoy Sunday brunch. I told him I used to sit with my Dad watching him in any number of 60's detective series...He was in every one. I asked him if he had increased his income by 100x since those days and he just smiled and shook my hand.

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 9 лет назад +3009

    Frank: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
    Ed: Sex, Frank?
    Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

    • @obifuntoknowme
      @obifuntoknowme 7 лет назад +45

      valar yeah I was waiting for that one.

    • @drewski1535
      @drewski1535 5 лет назад +12

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Darkstea1th
      @Darkstea1th 4 года назад +9

      Thank you! That's my favorite line!

    • @turtleflipper9935
      @turtleflipper9935 3 года назад +10

      Not now Ed we’ve got work to do

    • @SandraGarcia-lj3bd
      @SandraGarcia-lj3bd 2 года назад +1

      Jaja i love It , maybe later Américas lop

  • @korkronwarlord
    @korkronwarlord 3 года назад +282

    Leslie Nielsen, the man who could sound completely serious when he spoke and yet be totally hilarious with the things he said. May he rest in peace and do a fart joke in heaven.

    • @66meikou
      @66meikou Год назад +5

      Legend!

    • @MrTroySinister
      @MrTroySinister 6 месяцев назад

      He left the fart machine for us to remember him by

  • @jemmrich
    @jemmrich 7 лет назад +257

    One of my favourites: Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before... birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.

  • @Cypher791
    @Cypher791 2 года назад +221

    “You think you can beat this guy?”
    “I could beat him blindfolded!!!! 😠”
    “But…. What if he’s not blindfolded?? 😐”
    One of my favourites… 😆

    • @FranktheBunny666
      @FranktheBunny666 2 года назад

      That's his manager over there, with a couple of tramps
      *tramps as in transient hobos*

  • @BasqueNYC
    @BasqueNYC 9 лет назад +574

    Frank: "How are the children?"
    Jane: "we didn't have any children"
    Frank: "oh yes of course" lol

    • @hattyc
      @hattyc 7 лет назад +1

      BasqueNYC 😂😂

  • @yankees4ever504
    @yankees4ever504 5 лет назад +59

    "It's like the arduous task of sex. It seems to go on forever and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens". GREATEST QUOTE EVER!!

  • @mickcraven980
    @mickcraven980 9 лет назад +372

    RIP to a comedy giant. "Any last requests?" "Yes, can I have the gun?"

    • @HenryReardon-i2x
      @HenryReardon-i2x Год назад +4

      I read an anecdote once that may have provided the inspiration for that joke. A legendary bank robber was about to be executed by firing squad and was asked if he had any last requests; he said "I'd like a bullet-proof vest." If true, that seems like the same kind of logic as asking for the gun from the Drebin scene.

  • @crazyxtagen
    @crazyxtagen 5 лет назад +211

    “She reminded me of my mother all right.”
    How could you skip the follow up line?? “Jesus Frank, you’re staring at her like she’s your mother for god sakes!”

    • @krell2130
      @krell2130 2 года назад

      You're right, how could they!

  • @tomd3098
    @tomd3098 9 лет назад +1071

    When Jane tells Frank she's a very lucky woman, his delivery of the response "So am I" is just freaking perfect! Leslie Nielsen had such a brilliant ability to deliver utterly nonsensical lines in a deadly serious and sincere fashion.
    Thanks for uploading these, really made me laugh!

    • @Harppuunamies
      @Harppuunamies 5 лет назад +2

      A very George Bushian answer by Frank or is it the other way round, lol

    • @BLUELEADER78
      @BLUELEADER78 5 лет назад +3

      3 years ago but I feel compelled to share a bit of my awkwardness I experience often.
      Cashier at a restaurant finishing transaction: Your change and enjoy your meal, sir.
      Me: Thank you, you too.
      (I guess I expect them to say: your change and have a nice day.)

    • @chrisparkes2179
      @chrisparkes2179 4 года назад +1

      @@BLUELEADER78 yes, I've given the same reply.

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 2 года назад +2

      It's called deadpan

    • @GamePadStreaming
      @GamePadStreaming 2 года назад

      Never for a moment let the audience know he knew how funny it was; absolutely amazing delivery

  • @Ammeeeeeeer
    @Ammeeeeeeer 3 года назад +78

    After all these years I still laugh at the "nice beaver" line 🤣

  • @tlv156
    @tlv156 9 лет назад +348

    The sperm bank scene where he's explaining the football injury is still my favorite part. The facial reactions from the nurse just cracks me up every time!

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 4 года назад +8

      tlv156
      She is a doctor.

    • @cjones4433
      @cjones4433 3 года назад +3

      I think she is Zucker’s mother in real life.

    • @jaredclark7492
      @jaredclark7492 2 года назад +3

      Lol a woman! A doctor?

    • @lnteIIigence
      @lnteIIigence 2 года назад

      @@jaredclark7492...

    • @elaleonik7593
      @elaleonik7593 2 года назад

      My too 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kane-111
    @kane-111 3 года назад +26

    I'm aware that sometimes we can feel nostalgia in older things, that it was just "better" back then. But something about the comedy back then really did hit different, I miss it.

    • @j.walker6845
      @j.walker6845 2 года назад +3

      Comedy has definitely fallen off a cliff.

  • @mitchellpak1666
    @mitchellpak1666 8 лет назад +1312

    Leslie Nielsen said near the end of his life that it took him 40 years as a dramatic actor to find out how funny he was.
    That being said, we need more umps like Frank Drebin.

    • @John-yf7iy
      @John-yf7iy 8 лет назад +53

      Sssteeeee-rrriiikeee thrreeeeeee

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 7 лет назад +39

      yeah, watch the original Posiedon Adventure, he plays the captain of the ship, he goes down with the ship in the accident but all his dalog was serious I kept expecting some funny quip and never happens, every time i see the movie it's like that, expect something funny, never happens...great movie though....better than Titanic cus no forced romance story in there, just a small group of people who fight to survive....

    • @michaelmartin9022
      @michaelmartin9022 5 лет назад +37

      He doesn't really play things as comedy, and that's why it's so funny!

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 5 лет назад +8

      I saw Poseidon Adventure the original when I was a kid, love that movie, years later i see it again as an adult the there Leslie is as the captain of the ship and I expect something funny and no he's serious and I remember oh yes he was a serious guy before being in police squad & Airplane....
      still even the little bit of screen time he had in Poseidon was good....good actor serious or funny IMO

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 5 лет назад +8

      Forbidden Planet as well. If anyone remembers that.

  • @neverjethot
    @neverjethot 8 лет назад +286

    One of my goals for 2017 is to leave BINGO cards randomly around the house, so I can use that gag when looking for something.

  • @samuelfawell9159
    @samuelfawell9159 2 года назад +13

    It’s the way he plays everything straight while being utterly absurd

  • @dringypie
    @dringypie 8 лет назад +65

    The 'swimming in raw sewage' line will always get me, perfect comedic timing in the line. Simply one of the finest dead pan comedians ever.

  • @LINYVideo
    @LINYVideo 5 лет назад +50

    After walking the streets all night, I thought to myself, "Where the hell am I ?"

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah 10 лет назад +326

    I love when Frank says to Robert Goulet that "he's been dating too, an author. She wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it." Lmao.

    • @bill1682
      @bill1682 5 лет назад +6

      Chris Kayman that does it

  • @durkadurka4557
    @durkadurka4557 2 года назад +36

    His delivery was out of this world, but a LOT of the credit has to go to the writers

  • @gregman05
    @gregman05 11 лет назад +512

    they forgot
    "but frank you might end up dead"
    "you might end up dead is my middle name"
    "but what about jan"
    "i dont know her middle name"

    • @stevenmonroe8177
      @stevenmonroe8177 8 лет назад +5

      gregman05
      how's about when he tried to save Dr. Manheim and damn near killed him?

  • @slubbert
    @slubbert 4 года назад +32

    "Is this some kind of bust?"
    "Well it's very impressive yes, but we need to ask you a few questions" 😂

  • @NickyNustar
    @NickyNustar 10 лет назад +687

    God rest his heroic soul. Legend.

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 9 лет назад +5

      +Nicky Nustar ...........yes Leslie Nielson was a part time super hero. I believe he was Aqua Man.

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 8 лет назад +1

      How that?
      Pleas explain!

    • @AJTwo
      @AJTwo 5 лет назад

      He kept taking dinghies.

    • @rogersmith7396
      @rogersmith7396 2 года назад +2

      Rubs the porte wine stain off of Gorbachovs head. I knew it.

  • @SMGJohn
    @SMGJohn 2 года назад +39

    Naked Gun will forever be the greatest, the writer and director were genius and Leslie delivers them perfectly. A symphony that could only work so well when all the musicians are in place.

    • @tomy.1846
      @tomy.1846 2 года назад +2

      Classics!! 😀😀

  • @BasqueNYC
    @BasqueNYC 9 лет назад +54

    The "Cuban?" "No Dutch Irish my father was from Wales" I remember seeing that in the theater when it came out and everyone was laughing so hard ,I practically needed oxygen.That is the best line! Haha

  • @maxfan1591
    @maxfan1591 3 года назад +24

    My fave scene is near the start of the first movie, where Drebin breaks up a meeting of leaders hostile to the USA. In the middle of the fight, he puts Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev in a headlock, grabs a hankie, wipes the birthmark off Gorbachev's forehead, and says, "I *thought* so!"

  • @jamends1220
    @jamends1220 9 лет назад +939

    Surprised you didn't use quotes from the Police Squad series because there's loads of great quotes in that such as "We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."

    • @atranfanatic
      @atranfanatic 5 лет назад +25

      "We have officers working around the clock"

    • @vincentvega5686
      @vincentvega5686 5 лет назад +23

      most people don't know there was a tv show (which was years before naked gun came out)

    • @Gibbsman
      @Gibbsman 5 лет назад

      Hahahahaha

    • @teknical100
      @teknical100 5 лет назад +8

      I notice this is 4 years old, but I am a police officer and just got here . . . . .

    • @JohnyScissors
      @JohnyScissors 4 года назад +3

      And Alan freakin North is in Police Squad

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red 3 года назад +11

    The magic of Leslie Nelson's flawless deadpan deliveries with the Zucker Brother's jokes is unmatched.

  • @Diesel_Hydro117
    @Diesel_Hydro117 8 лет назад +47

    "Bingo..."*pulls out bingo board* So simple, but so satisfying lmao, RIP Leslie Nielsen.

  • @atranfanatic
    @atranfanatic 5 лет назад +31

    I still think one of the funniest parts was in the first Naked Gun where he left his microphone on going to the bathroom when the Mayor was trying to speak. That always gets me rolling.

    • @yuris6125
      @yuris6125 2 года назад +5

      It was golden! 🤣

    • @jjasper7512
      @jjasper7512 10 месяцев назад

      We don't know that for certain, he was pretty well hydrated!​@@yuris6125

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 9 лет назад +590

    nice beaver was probably the best line delivery of all time

    • @ItWhoSleeps
      @ItWhoSleeps 9 лет назад +11

      +Reb Brown watch the commentary on the famous beaver scene... they go into quite a bit of detail explaining it, lol.

    • @Backyardmech1
      @Backyardmech1 9 лет назад +76

      LOL... And she just had it stuffed too. Great return to that line.

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 7 лет назад +21

      He did a advert for beer years ago on Brit TV.
      Red rock " it's not red and there's no rocks in it" it doesn't seem funny but he was Frank D in the advert it worked :)

    • @apemoon1731
      @apemoon1731 6 лет назад +13

      @@Smithjones12 the Red Rock ads were classics.
      "You, over there, in the shadows".....and Hank Marvin turns around.

    • @robertallen6710
      @robertallen6710 4 года назад

      Didn't take much to satisfy an audience.....

  • @Fossilsnake
    @Fossilsnake 2 года назад +14

    Leslie Neilson was a legend and losing him made the world a much colder place. Thankfully his legend lives on through the laughter and fun he gave us in his films and tv series.

  •  8 лет назад +110

    Perfect delivery, every time.

  • @cpsheedy
    @cpsheedy 6 лет назад +41

    I know it's not a quote, but Drebin's absolute mauling of the National Anthem is timeless...

    • @mickcraven980
      @mickcraven980 2 года назад +1

      10/10.

    • @BC-2
      @BC-2 2 года назад +2

      Lotsa.....bombs innnnnn....the air

    • @yuris6125
      @yuris6125 2 года назад +8

      Enrico Palazzo delivers 🤣

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Год назад +4

      @@yuris6125 look, it's Enrico Palazzo!

  • @Backyardmech1
    @Backyardmech1 9 лет назад +2024

    Like a midget at a urinal... I was gonna have to stay on my toes.

    • @dilibau
      @dilibau 8 лет назад +53

      That got me laughing so hard I almost puked...

    • @anonimocanale7499
      @anonimocanale7499 8 лет назад +2

      hartman this movie

    • @GordonSeal
      @GordonSeal 6 лет назад +54

      Man they can't make jokes like that anymore, the pc snowflake brigade would be up in arms about it. But man would it be beautiful xD

    • @bleachedout
      @bleachedout 5 лет назад +4

      I quote that every Saturday night

    • @marc-antoinerave2572
      @marc-antoinerave2572 5 лет назад +7

      This one is priceless

  • @jamesmackinnon7727
    @jamesmackinnon7727 4 года назад +29

    I remember one where he needs to get into an event and tells security he’s Frank Drebin, to which the guy responds sarcastically “right, I’m Robert DeNiro”, to which Frank replied in a serious manner, “Mr DeNiro, I have to get in there”
    He didn’t know who DeNiro was!!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PaulSchober
    @PaulSchober 8 лет назад +399

    I just want you to know that when Nordberg wakes up, he's welcome back on the force. Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but that goes without saying.

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 7 лет назад +4

      Paul Schober
      Hahaha! That's a good one.

    • @abbaszaidi8371
      @abbaszaidi8371 6 лет назад +18

      And I wouldn’t wait on signing those organ donation cards

    • @gasper47
      @gasper47 6 лет назад +2

      Thank you!😂

    • @GisherJohn24
      @GisherJohn24 3 года назад +9

      . We won’t sleep one minute until these hooligans are caught!!! Now let’s get a bite to eat …

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 3 года назад

      (Offended sobbing)
      "Frank!"

  • @peekaboots01
    @peekaboots01 2 года назад +9

    I miss him and these movies. There has never been anything like these movies.

  • @ComandoPadentro
    @ComandoPadentro 10 лет назад +103

    "Bingo!!" That has to be the fastest I have ever laughed in my life!!! ONE WORD!!! Damn that was a good joke! lol!

  • @oskariratinen1213
    @oskariratinen1213 2 года назад +44

    The writers must have loved him too. No piece of toilet humour was too childish and immature and no dad joke too lame for Leslie Nielsen, he turned it all into comedy gold.

  • @feardrinker
    @feardrinker 8 лет назад +479

    "Sounds like you know a lot about boxing."
    -Drebin: "All I know is, never bet on the white guy."

    • @aadin
      @aadin 5 лет назад +21

      im sure wilder felt that same way when he fought fury.

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm 3 года назад +5

      *Nordberg nodding in agreement*

    • @Phil-ui4tm
      @Phil-ui4tm 3 года назад +4

      @@OLBastholm, yes but he was thinking about his ex wife

    • @johnmorgan692
      @johnmorgan692 3 года назад

      @@aadin 💥👍

    • @renaissance17
      @renaissance17 Год назад +1

      How about the asian guy?

  • @after_midnight9592
    @after_midnight9592 5 лет назад +41

    "Love is like the ozone layer. You never miss it till it's gone."

  • @Angyali
    @Angyali 8 лет назад +83

    Best comedy-trilogy of all time!

  • @evanhall7030
    @evanhall7030 6 лет назад +11

    I met him at the state capital when I was 18. I was working there and was cussing this desk I was working on, turned around and he was standing right behind me laughing. I couldn’t believe it. He’s just like this in real life. Made me laugh and took a picture with me.

  • @hansgruber788
    @hansgruber788 11 лет назад +40

    "Yep, she reminded me of my mother alright." The best one.

  • @Da40kOrks
    @Da40kOrks 5 лет назад +97

    Only Leslie Nielsen could go from a serious dramatic actor to a top comedic actor without changing his delivery at all

  • @trogdor9623
    @trogdor9623 9 лет назад +46

    "Play our song, one last time." "Certainly… DING DONG! The witch is dead! The wicked wicked witch!" "Our other song"

  • @Gift0r
    @Gift0r 2 года назад +3

    "Bingo."
    Gets me everytime. Comes out of nowhere, it's over in a second.

  • @Casper-tr2li
    @Casper-tr2li 8 лет назад +100

    Ill never not laugh at him calling strike before the ball is even over the plate. Fucking legend

  • @galaxytraveler5779
    @galaxytraveler5779 3 года назад +15

    2:42 😂
    I love how it sounded like he was going to correct himself but instead doubled down on how pleasurable it is to blow someone away with a .44 magnum.😂

  • @jim6820
    @jim6820 8 лет назад +144

    May the great Leslie Nielsen RIP. Passed away on 11/28/10 at the age 84. Such a great comical and dramatic actor as well.

    • @janicecampbell4212
      @janicecampbell4212 6 лет назад +7

      The best comical actors are almost always great at drama. Drama is easy, making someone laugh is the hard part.

    • @johnh3245
      @johnh3245 6 лет назад +3

      He's been making me laugh for over 25 years. Gone but not forgotten.

    • @2405jacko
      @2405jacko 5 лет назад

      @@johnh3245 More than 25, remember 1980 Airplane?

    • @johnh3245
      @johnh3245 5 лет назад +2

      @@2405jackoAirplane is still one of my favorites. By 25 years I meant I was about 10 when I first saw one of his movies and wrote that when I 35.

    • @jerrytaylor4078
      @jerrytaylor4078 4 года назад

      He did play in westerns and movies as a serious actor. But I know Frank Drebin was lurking not far away.

  • @Chronocrits
    @Chronocrits 4 года назад +54

    How have you not got-
    “I was the drummer for the Osmonds”
    “Screw around with me and he’ll make you feel pain like you can’t even imagine”
    “I know, I remember the Osmonds”
    🤣

  • @maggitPL
    @maggitPL 10 лет назад +912

    That's not Frank Drebin. That's Enrico Palazzo!

  • @williamstolley2165
    @williamstolley2165 3 года назад +8

    I miss him. He had a great delivery. No wonder they wrote such good lines for him.

  • @MatthewPippin
    @MatthewPippin 10 лет назад +59

    He made dead pan beautiful. How much I still miss Leslie Nielsen.

  • @bobcranberries5853
    @bobcranberries5853 3 года назад +1

    I’ll have to stay on my toes like a midget at the urinal. Might not work today but I’m glad we have a recording of it

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 10 лет назад +2719

    FALSE. Every Frank Drebin quote is a great quote.

    • @mellowfellow6816
      @mellowfellow6816 6 лет назад +16

      TRUE

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 6 лет назад +19

      I agree , Frank drebin for president. The speeches are memorable

    • @garyquack19
      @garyquack19 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/p/PL5KdeMo5Dvre5KMUWE16OMWPEl4UQroUG - thumbs up to all three of you. I heave some Drebin inspiration upcoming music videos. 5:48 speech with OJ to his left is wild. Love and Peace yallzz!

    • @spellbindery1
      @spellbindery1 4 года назад +3

      @@MzuMzu-nx1em I like his "lavatory impromptu" speech the best!

    • @Kevin-tz2lv
      @Kevin-tz2lv 4 года назад +27

      Yeah and these are 25 of them, so true.

  • @TensileStrength
    @TensileStrength Год назад +1

    Decades and multiple rewatchings later, these never get old.

  • @TheMarianoDelgado
    @TheMarianoDelgado 10 лет назад +350

    -Cuban? -No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

    • @mickcraven980
      @mickcraven980 9 лет назад +6

      Hiccup Toothless I never got that one, but it made me laugh anyway.

    • @xLithiumFlower1
      @xLithiumFlower1 9 лет назад +25

      Mick Craven He offers him a Cuban cigar to which Drebin mistakes as the guy asking about his nationalities

    • @TheMarianoDelgado
      @TheMarianoDelgado 9 лет назад +16

      Lithium Flower BINGO

    • @GodOfVictory501
      @GodOfVictory501 9 лет назад +13

      +Hiccup Toothless Incidentally, Leslie Nielsen's mom was from Wales

    • @garethwilliams3819
      @garethwilliams3819 9 лет назад +4

      +Robot Lover If she was from Wales then it's 'Mam'

  • @boybetterknow45
    @boybetterknow45 6 лет назад +30

    - I got here as soon as i could Ed, Oh congratulations I understand Edna's pregnant again
    - Yes and If i catch the guy who did it..

  • @JoeCnNd
    @JoeCnNd 8 лет назад +218

    OJ should have been listening better during the last part.

  • @whyfoldnow9372
    @whyfoldnow9372 5 лет назад +13

    That umpire scene is still one of the best in comedy. I can't help but laugh no matter how many times I see it.

  • @austinreid7229
    @austinreid7229 9 лет назад +87

    Frank Drebin often overlooked when people talk about great comedy caracter s.Leslie Nielson brings a certain quality wether it be in Naked Gun or Aeroplane .Some of the greatest comedy lines came out of these films.And they as funny now as they were then.

  • @danteasdale286
    @danteasdale286 5 лет назад +22

    “Is this some kind of bust?”
    “Yes it’s very impressive”
    Lmao

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos 9 лет назад +26

    Im still waiting for the day when I can tell someone "The truth hurts! Sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it still does!"

    • @MlokKarel
      @MlokKarel 6 лет назад

      This achievement I've already unlocked... Priceless! 😂

  • @Lemonidas75
    @Lemonidas75 6 лет назад +31

    I seriously wonder how many times some of these scenes had to be redone because the actors couldn't hold laughing :)

  • @brugglesby
    @brugglesby 9 лет назад +51

    Nice Beaver! Is still my favorite.

    • @patrickbrady5291
      @patrickbrady5291 9 лет назад +18

      brugglesby She just had it stuffed.

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 9 лет назад +5

      +brugglesby .........The last scene on this video should have been spoken by OJ Simpson.

  • @rgerber
    @rgerber 2 года назад +3

    "like jumping on a bike with the seat missing" took me a moment

  • @declanryan6540
    @declanryan6540 8 лет назад +103

    he was awesome never laughed so hard when i watched the naked gun for the first time..... 😅

    • @mitchellpak1666
      @mitchellpak1666 8 лет назад +47

      I saw The Naked Gun when I was in law school. My buddies and I were studying for finals and we were totally stressed out. We decided to catch the 10:00 pm showing of the movie at our local theater. There were maybe ten people in the theater, total. We cracked up - the greatest stress reliever ever. We all aced our finals the next day. Great memories.

    • @declanryan6540
      @declanryan6540 8 лет назад +7

      Mitchell Pak
      sweet story buddy....

    • @ablebadger4
      @ablebadger4 3 года назад +2

      Me too, my dad took me to see it on my 16th birthday. I cried with laughter for the duration.

    • @sgmarshall3
      @sgmarshall3 3 года назад +1

      The scene where he was hanging on the outside of the building by a statue’s penis nearly killed me. I laughed so hard that I never thought I’d breathe again. I had to be within a second or two of passing out before I finally got control of myself 🤣

  • @yeetethdeleteth3307
    @yeetethdeleteth3307 3 года назад +8

    “Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel things out”
    2 minutes in and I’m almost dying

  • @gertjanvandermeij4265
    @gertjanvandermeij4265 10 лет назад +14

    R.I.P. leslie , im sure im gonna miss you , comedy will never be the same without you !

  • @chefjamesresciniti9168
    @chefjamesresciniti9168 2 года назад +4

    They left out the best one.
    "Who are you and how'd you get in here?"
    "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."

  • @callumwatson5211
    @callumwatson5211 10 лет назад +22

    R.I.P - Frank Drebin - he was possibly the funniest man in the world, or possibly the worst, but for me... He was the best guy. Im a 15 year old guy, inspired by his sense of humour, iv seen him in the movie airplane 1 and 2, Police Squad, and the movie of Police Squad, Naked Gun. All of these movies are favourites of mine, and as much as I laugh at these clips I cry... of joy, laughing my ass off at each scene, I know that there is still a part of him with us, and that... is the movie's. ;)

    • @MeganOHowe
      @MeganOHowe 6 лет назад +2

      Scary Movie 3 was really funny with Leslie Nelson he was perfect for being the president and so funny he opens the door at the end and knocks the ring girl who was trying to kill the people lol reminded me of Naked Gun he opens the door when a criminal is pointing a gun at the cops and the door knocks over the criminal and he doesn't know whats going on when the cop buddies thank him, takes good acting to do that

    • @Jackmerius_Tacktheretrix
      @Jackmerius_Tacktheretrix 3 года назад +1

      Don't forget wrongfully accused where it made fun of the movie the fugitive lol

    • @Slappap
      @Slappap 3 года назад +3

      Wait hold up you think Leslie Nielsen's name was Frank Drebin?

    • @HouseholdDog
      @HouseholdDog 2 года назад +2

      @@Slappap Shirley he can't be serious?

  • @turnupthesun81
    @turnupthesun81 7 лет назад +14

    4:08 I love how he was calling strike 3 even before the ball reached the catcher ha ha!

    • @vasili70
      @vasili70 4 года назад +1

      I have to point that out to everyone I watch this movie with!

  • @jasonknight3115
    @jasonknight3115 9 лет назад +106

    "Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her." "I guess it's true what they say, Cops and women don't mix. Like Eating a spoonful of Drain-O, sure it will clean you out.....but it will leave you hollow inside." "I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy-Scout leader!.....I mean...at the time, I was dating a lot....." Pretty good list.

  • @srihcadi5383
    @srihcadi5383 Год назад +1

    "Nice Beaver" - still using that one after all these years.

  • @dav5666
    @dav5666 8 лет назад +10

    How Leslie Nielsen could keep a strait face through all that I'll never know! He deserves an Oscar for that alone!

  • @falcon989
    @falcon989 6 лет назад +4

    "Please disperse! Nothing to see here! Please ..!" delivered in front of an exploding fireworks factory had me rolling when I first saw it.

  • @killerseddie8295
    @killerseddie8295 8 лет назад +142

    What? No "I like my sex the way I like my basketball. One on one and with as little dribbling as possible"?

    • @seandavis908
      @seandavis908 8 лет назад

      You're asking? ....... no.......that line was not included.........

    • @justinbirmamn9193
      @justinbirmamn9193 8 лет назад

      Bill Smith

    • @miked2513
      @miked2513 8 лет назад

      close, but no cigar

    • @edwas
      @edwas 8 лет назад +4

      Coffee, yes. I know

  • @kaybrown4010
    @kaybrown4010 5 лет назад +6

    The whole “Star Spangled Banner” he sang as Enrico Palazzo was hysterical!

  • @ncj25
    @ncj25 9 лет назад +10

    "Ah cheer up Ed, this is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see ya again..."

  • @MineCraftDadnSon
    @MineCraftDadnSon 5 лет назад +12

    I watched all his stuff with my father... best times. I'd always watch his reactions and wait for him to laugh it made me laugh. I didn't really get most of the jokes and such but as I grew up I loved this stuff and always was interested in movies and shows that most children had no idea about haha thanks dad.

  • @laurahughess13
    @laurahughess13 8 лет назад +75

    "we shot a lot of people together it's been great" lol

  • @ronanmurray4275
    @ronanmurray4275 2 года назад +1

    Nice beaver!
    Me: ROFLcoptering for about 3 minutes.
    My girlfriend, and the rest of the cinema audience: crickets..
    Then I remembered I'd only heard it when I was in the US watching Comedy Central, SNL etc and reading National Lampoon several years before.
    Its now part of Aussie euphemism lexicon👍

  • @hershelkrustowsky7684
    @hershelkrustowsky7684 Год назад +1

    I remember when this flick was at the movies here in Germany (1988?). The audience roared with laughter so you could only here half of the jokes :-))

  • @tpiraholic
    @tpiraholic 8 лет назад +40

    Lol, but you forgot one of the best ever. "Can I interest you in a nightcap? No thank you, I don't wear them."

  • @Gadgetonomy
    @Gadgetonomy 5 лет назад +4

    God I miss Leslie, such a brilliant actor and no one else could ever play Frank Drebin.

  • @XtremAve
    @XtremAve 11 лет назад +20

    My all time favourite scene is when being the umpire at the baseball game.
    RIP Leslie Nielsen

  • @Manuel-gs9hw
    @Manuel-gs9hw 2 года назад +1

    Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again. Still my favorite.

  • @cjparry5583
    @cjparry5583 10 лет назад +281

    What about. . .
    Drebin: Thats the Red Light District, I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there.
    Hocken: Sex, Frank ?
    Drebin: Errr. . .no not right now Ed, we got work to do.

    • @alejandromartinez2373
      @alejandromartinez2373 5 лет назад +2

      ohhh R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen, one of the best comedians, and without meaning it!! he was so Fucking seriously funny. sure you ll make God smile upthere Leslie. thanks for the laughter.

  • @MrCHAIRMANOFTHEBORED
    @MrCHAIRMANOFTHEBORED Год назад +1

    We can't forget the quote at the end of Naked Gun 1 when Frank says to Jane "it doesn't amount to a hill of beans!! but this is our hill and these are our beans"