25 great fat bastard quotes

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  • @MobBossBobRoss
    @MobBossBobRoss 8 лет назад +8250

    "I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey." Really hard to deal with that image once you've seen Shrek.

  • @ParthaDey97
    @ParthaDey97 7 лет назад +8102

    It's amazing how Mike Myers quadruple acted Austin, Dr Evil, Fat Bastard and Gold member!

    • @DragonMoth34
      @DragonMoth34 5 лет назад +372

      I think i was like 10 the last time i watched any of the movies, I found out he was also Dr Evil during goldmember, and only today have i realized he was also Fat bastard and Goldmember....

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 5 лет назад +24

      I think it's amazing that anyone sat and watched that puerile shite...........

    • @l3umstick
      @l3umstick 5 лет назад +76

      Fajer can you hear me

    • @european-one
      @european-one 5 лет назад +176

      @@christopherdean1326 I think it's amazing that you have so little of a life you shit post on a compilation of a movie you don't even like

    • @kawitomtom
      @kawitomtom 5 лет назад +14

      Yesh yesh yesh

  • @SkyrimChicken
    @SkyrimChicken 3 года назад +1568

    "More chins than a Chinese phone book" is still the most legendary insult known to man

    • @coleozaeta6344
      @coleozaeta6344 Год назад +15

      Surprisingly, it’s probably Qin.

    • @stephenbachmann1171
      @stephenbachmann1171 Год назад +12

      @@coleozaeta6344actually Qin is not that common. Chin is usually the Hokkien/Taiwanese pronunciation of Chen. Most overseas Chinese named Chin will be Chen in Mandarin.

    • @mykalf9295
      @mykalf9295 Год назад +1

      😭

    • @smilesandthetwistedmd7608
      @smilesandthetwistedmd7608 Год назад +4

      ​@@coleozaeta6344

    • @sieteocho
      @sieteocho Год назад

      @@stephenbachmann1171 Chin is Hakka / Cantonese. Teochew Hokkien version of Chen is Tan. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chen_Shui-bian

  • @matthewlake2565
    @matthewlake2565 10 лет назад +4771

    "I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!" LOL

    • @skrubhater1364
      @skrubhater1364 8 лет назад +54

      Matthew Lake Ooooah mah tettays

    • @damienthompson364
      @damienthompson364 6 лет назад +6

      Matthew Lake Lol

    • @MrStevieb00
      @MrStevieb00 6 лет назад +15

      Deed not dead the Scottish way👅

    • @02091992able
      @02091992able 6 лет назад +9

      You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!!!!!!!!

    • @camn-l5771
      @camn-l5771 6 лет назад +2

      Not in the case of maddies parents mate

  • @drewolfshire5558
    @drewolfshire5558 6 лет назад +5049

    Starring Mike Myers
    Featuring Mike Myers
    Mike Myers: Mike Myers

    • @fs.mclaughlin
      @fs.mclaughlin 5 лет назад +65

      Mike Myers be like: Mike Myers

    • @pray7056
      @pray7056 5 лет назад +51

      Special thanks to: Mike Myers, Mike Myers, And Mike Myers

    • @predator5775
      @predator5775 5 лет назад +43

      With special guest: Shrek*
      *played by Mike Myers

    • @dwiezelakaevo8381
      @dwiezelakaevo8381 5 лет назад +21

      Dre Wolfshire Mike Myers as Mike Myers
      Mike Myers is Fat Bastard
      Written by Mike Myers
      Directed by Fat Bastard.... Played by Mike Myers

    • @UserX860
      @UserX860 5 лет назад +5

      3times asshole. cant believe this prick was the best payed actor on the planet.

  • @cameronkemble3407
    @cameronkemble3407 3 года назад +1338

    Michael Myers made Shrek's voice and Fat Bastard's voice so similar it's hard to tell them apart.

    • @soylentgreen7074
      @soylentgreen7074 2 года назад +48

      Because they’re both Scottish

    • @maceinmyeyes6915
      @maceinmyeyes6915 2 года назад +45

      It’s Mike Myers, not Michael Myers the horror icon

    • @Mikescool444
      @Mikescool444 2 года назад +16

      @@maceinmyeyes6915 wouldn’t his full name be Michael myers tho?

    • @fridaynightgaming9405
      @fridaynightgaming9405 2 года назад +8

      @@Mikescool444 Im afraid not.

    • @LtJackboot
      @LtJackboot 2 года назад +4

      @@Mikescool444 NOPE. HARD nope.

  • @HurtSmooch601
    @HurtSmooch601 5 лет назад +3404

    "I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain, GET IN MAH BELLEH!"

  • @digi_gabrielic
    @digi_gabrielic 5 лет назад +6209

    I can’t believe my dad let me watch this when I was like 5

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 5 лет назад +308

      I feel more thankful that my parents showed me this movie it’s still funny as hell

    • @concretemixer3018
      @concretemixer3018 5 лет назад +220

      He's a good father

    • @digi_gabrielic
      @digi_gabrielic 5 лет назад +39

      Concrete Mixer I mean, I wouldn’t say he’s a good father since he’s an alcoholic but this is the better things that he has done

    • @HurtSmooch601
      @HurtSmooch601 5 лет назад +73

      Fr I think every dad does this

    • @afghanwhigs4869
      @afghanwhigs4869 5 лет назад +30

      Glad I wasn't the only one, haven't seen these in years.

  • @Tiresias55
    @Tiresias55 2 года назад +479

    2:00 "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs... Chili's baby back ribs." 20 something years later, still cracks me up.

    • @Justin15ish
      @Justin15ish 2 года назад +3

      Excuse me ☝️

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Год назад

      Havent we been through this already? Lol

    • @Golden_Otaku
      @Golden_Otaku Год назад

      Barbecue sauce

    • @metroidhunter965
      @metroidhunter965 Год назад +1

      I still quote that line whenever I’m in the mood for barbecue.

    • @xenosora6412
      @xenosora6412 9 месяцев назад

      That is my favorite clip it's funny

  • @cloudproud729
    @cloudproud729 6 лет назад +3606

    The fact he’s Scottish just makes this way better.

    • @Kdxadele
      @Kdxadele 3 года назад +57

      The fact that he's not even Scottish

    • @Tylanjamison96
      @Tylanjamison96 3 года назад +91

      @@Kdxadele Obviously he's talking about the character. And yes, he is Scottish

    • @shariclarkson7321
      @shariclarkson7321 3 года назад +120

      The fact that it's Shrek makes it better

    • @kamekaziebear1855
      @kamekaziebear1855 3 года назад +53

      The fact that he's the same actor who plays Austin Powers and Dr evil makes it so much better

    • @OmegaRedFan
      @OmegaRedFan 3 года назад +5

      @@Tylanjamison96 you have more chins than a Chinese phone book.

  • @btfan-jd6nx
    @btfan-jd6nx 6 лет назад +4206

    More chins than a chinese phone book cracked me up

    • @justinratcliffe947
      @justinratcliffe947 5 лет назад +81

      bt7274 fan Yeah. And to think how many SJWs that mustve offended

    • @keaganlasalle8523
      @keaganlasalle8523 5 лет назад +13

      Like your profile pic

    • @european-one
      @european-one 5 лет назад +21

      @@justinratcliffe947 I never got that joke until I saw you write it down 🤔

    • @ricardobarahona3939
      @ricardobarahona3939 4 года назад +11

      Justin Ratcliffe No one cared

    • @lyrimetacurl0
      @lyrimetacurl0 4 года назад +10

      More chins than chinatown (Weird Al)

  • @channingmorrell3514
    @channingmorrell3514 3 года назад +416

    Lmao I lose it every time how he stands face to face with the captain and doesn't even wait for him to leave to start running his mouth about him.😂😂😂😂

  • @darioivanovski33
    @darioivanovski33 6 лет назад +2849

    This is one of the funniest movie villains

    • @european-one
      @european-one 5 лет назад +105

      People would be outraged if they stereotyped a non white minority like this. At least Scottish people have a sense of humor amidst all this PC shit

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 5 лет назад +8

      shrek I I'm your father no no that's not true that's impossible imagine if he says that 😂hh

    • @johndowns3839
      @johndowns3839 4 года назад +18

      @@european-one It's just that the Scotts are too cheap not laugh after paying to see a comedy.

    • @european-one
      @european-one 4 года назад +4

      @@johndowns3839 I see what you did there
      Lol

    • @adryanredbeard699
      @adryanredbeard699 4 года назад +6

      european-one - You just had to bring race into it, didn't you?

  • @cameronparkfilms
    @cameronparkfilms 7 лет назад +4626

    Shrek's long lost brother

  • @herrflammen6487
    @herrflammen6487 2 года назад +193

    “I’ve not seen my willeh in two years which is long enough to declair it legally deed” that quote is legendary!

    • @kawboy14
      @kawboy14 6 месяцев назад +1

      That hits a little too close to home for me...😒

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 6 месяцев назад +1

      I just about died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kappakappa1307
    @kappakappa1307 5 лет назад +939

    “I haven’t seen my willy in 2 years, which long enough legally pronounce it dead.”

  • @dawinars
    @dawinars 10 лет назад +1144

    I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain! GET IN MAH BELLAY

  • @williamlarochelle6833
    @williamlarochelle6833 Год назад +77

    I love the face he makes after saying, "It smells like carrots and throw up!"

  • @matthewlake2565
    @matthewlake2565 10 лет назад +564

    "Oh, that could gag a maggot!"

  • @VideoSaySo
    @VideoSaySo 11 лет назад +527

    "FIRST THINGS FIRST!"
    The first time I saw this, it was in a stack of movies my sister rented for me to watch while I was in recovery from a surgery. I kept rewinding that scene over and over, laughing harder and harder...and I busted the stitches out and started to bleed. When I was in the ER telling them what happened, the doctor said he was going to have to go out and rent that flick that night...he needed a laugh =)) I'm sure he laughed that much harder when that scene came on and he remembered restitching me from almost dying laughing from it (literally! lol!!)

    • @bigbadbraxien6081
      @bigbadbraxien6081 7 лет назад +12

      VideoSaySo that's funny

    • @stardustman420
      @stardustman420 5 лет назад +9

      "what a story, Mark"

    • @SpringfieldHaitian
      @SpringfieldHaitian 5 лет назад +3

      Lol. Incredible

    • @kdog6211
      @kdog6211 5 лет назад +7

      This is probably the best thing I’ve read this year. That is a story for the ages 😂

    • @ismellthecheeze6436
      @ismellthecheeze6436 3 года назад +5

      Well this brings a hole new meaning to dieing of laughter

  • @kylepinkston7861
    @kylepinkston7861 2 года назад +154

    20 years later and I still find this hilarious and still love the Austin Powers movies to this day

  • @ellanor7284
    @ellanor7284 10 лет назад +7053

    Try picturing Shrek saying all this instead.

    • @jherskine
      @jherskine 9 лет назад +198

      Ellanor: I've got bigger titties than you do!

    • @ellanor7284
      @ellanor7284 9 лет назад +90

      Johnny Wadd
      Mine are pretty small :(

    • @jherskine
      @jherskine 9 лет назад +115

      Ellanor I've not seen my Willie in two years which is long enough to declare it legally dead!

    • @Rinzler3757
      @Rinzler3757 9 лет назад +129

      Shrek: Wheres your shitter, i got a turtlehead pokin out

    • @DanielRenardAnimation
      @DanielRenardAnimation 9 лет назад +179

      *Shrek:* _"I'm not kidding. I got a crap on deck that could choke Donkey"_

  • @Apex-vv7hk
    @Apex-vv7hk 5 лет назад +727

    The part that gets me laughing is where he says “First things first where’s your shiter I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”

    • @lastmexicano
      @lastmexicano 4 года назад +3

      Apex 3577 that’s a horrible image

    • @kurookami4724
      @kurookami4724 4 года назад +7

      That is a cringe worthy thought... It's going to haunt my nightmares

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury 4 года назад +2

      @@kurookami4724 💩💩🤣🤣

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 4 года назад +18

      I found out that that's not the best thing to yell when you meet your girlfriends parents for the first time.

    • @fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912
      @fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912 3 года назад +7

      Im not kidding, I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey.

  • @quacker7900
    @quacker7900 5 месяцев назад +10

    insane that mike myers was the protagonist, main antagonist, and supporting character/comic relief in the same movie, and he did that twice. along with being goldmember.

  • @greatdonutgod1424
    @greatdonutgod1424 7 лет назад +2775

    "I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm in happy because I eat"
    That hit me where it hurts.
    RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!!!!

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 5 лет назад +13

      Stefan Gangoso XD my dad says that last line all the time when he gets hurt

    • @sovietbiscuit9918
      @sovietbiscuit9918 4 года назад +2

      Stefan Gangoso that’s my life in a nutshell

    • @bbuk8729
      @bbuk8729 4 года назад +10

      That’s not the quote at all, it’s “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy bc I eat.

    • @hac2787
      @hac2787 4 года назад +7

      Instinct Micah that’s not it at all!
      It’s
      “I eat because I’m unhappy, And I’m unhappy because I eat”

    • @timwollen3236
      @timwollen3236 4 года назад +5

      @@hac2787 I'm sure it was a typo

  • @antoine_-xh5mg
    @antoine_-xh5mg 5 лет назад +2504

    This man sounds like cat in the hat, shrek, and a drunk (scottishman) simultaneously Edit: I’m aware now that all characters are played by mike Myers after several hundred people have told me

  • @TheGalaxyDew
    @TheGalaxyDew 3 года назад +377

    *This is definitely shrek!!!!!!*

    • @mikwinner_beats
      @mikwinner_beats 3 года назад +11

      They’re both Mike myers

    • @TheGalaxyDew
      @TheGalaxyDew 3 года назад +1

      @@mikwinner_beats ikr same thing :0

    • @GrimmestOfReapers
      @GrimmestOfReapers 3 года назад +2

      @@mikwinner_beats yo shady sorry that eminem stole your music 😔😔

    • @mikwinner_beats
      @mikwinner_beats 3 года назад +4

      @@GrimmestOfReapers ye the only reason I couldn’t stand up is because both my legs were amputated. That cheeky fuck Marshall will always be hated

    • @bigsquish123
      @bigsquish123 3 года назад +1

      Ya he is

  • @hertzair1186
    @hertzair1186 5 лет назад +996

    Meyers best Scottish work was actually in “So I married an Axe Murderer”

    • @preposterous3245
      @preposterous3245 5 лет назад +2

      Happy Hertzair agreed

    • @Midlanflyguy
      @Midlanflyguy 4 года назад +15

      "Head...Paper...Now!!!!"

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 4 года назад +9

      HEED, YOUR HEAD IS MASSIVE! IT'S LIKE THA MOON!

    • @ohdeararat7947
      @ohdeararat7947 4 года назад +7

      "Welcome to the Scottish Store, where if it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!"

    • @bensteer3778
      @bensteer3778 4 года назад +3

      He’ll be crying himself to sleep on his gargantuan pillow. His heed is a regular Sputnik it has its own weather system.

  • @quietspudlv8664
    @quietspudlv8664 5 лет назад +2192

    “I eat because I’m unhappy....I’m unhappy because I eat...”
    God that is me

    • @toxicpickle5339
      @toxicpickle5339 4 года назад +18

      SilentPotatoLv8 lmao sad but beats a drug habit so props to u man

    • @philbateman1989
      @philbateman1989 4 года назад +36

      Classic cycle of addiction, man. Replace "eat" with "drink" and you have me. Your addiction makes you miserable, so you do it more to try to feel better, and you do for a little bit, but eventually you need more to feel better again. Rinse and repeat.

    • @mustang2005
      @mustang2005 4 года назад +3

      I hear that

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 3 года назад +4

      @@toxicpickle5339 Say what you will, but drugs are great for weight loss

    • @UnchainedMelodie92
      @UnchainedMelodie92 3 года назад +6

      @@rowanmelton7643 Depends on the drug

  • @calebgaytan
    @calebgaytan 2 года назад +56

    "I ate a baby!!!oh aye!" And "You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!" Was hilarious.

  • @Draculaura333
    @Draculaura333 10 лет назад +881

    " I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CORNNN " xDD

    • @Frothenbath1
      @Frothenbath1 10 лет назад +7

      Phantom corn strikes again! D:>

    • @leahhiggins6577
      @leahhiggins6577 10 лет назад +21

      Dilandau Albatou "I've had bigger chunks of corn in ma CRAAP!" 😂

    • @whovianhistorybuff
      @whovianhistorybuff 9 лет назад +7

      That's like when you blow chunks and think I never ate any diced carrot

    • @thenot-so-epichundredknigh1547
      @thenot-so-epichundredknigh1547 7 лет назад +7

      BLU Spy The human body can turn anything put in it into shit. Except corn. Corn is indestructible.

    • @codykoch7081
      @codykoch7081 6 лет назад +2

      Smells like carrots and throw up

  • @whiteshadow8152
    @whiteshadow8152 5 лет назад +645

    3:50 and a legend was born.

  • @douglasransom4138
    @douglasransom4138 3 года назад +195

    First time I heard "I didn't have any corn", I laughed so fucking hard for 15 minutes straight that I rendered a pair of underpants completely unwearable. WORTH EVERY MINUTE.

  • @johncisney15
    @johncisney15 8 лет назад +944

    "AH ET A BEBEH"

  • @jonathansherman2039
    @jonathansherman2039 8 лет назад +575

    "He's tiny! I've got bigger corn in my crap!" 😂😂

  • @KP_Gem
    @KP_Gem 3 года назад +46

    I watched this over and over and over again my entire childhood. I knew every single word. So many things took me so long to understand. Like when Frau says to Dr. Evil "I'm LAAAAATE..." I was so confused for so long 😂

  • @GasMeltdown
    @GasMeltdown 5 лет назад +2299

    basically shrek if he was human

    • @JamesTheManiac
      @JamesTheManiac 4 года назад +56

      It's just pure essence of Mike Myers no matter his role. I love it, lol

    • @ZJRLT
      @ZJRLT 4 года назад +10

      @@JamesTheManiac *REVERSE AND THROTTLE AND REVERSE AND... SCENE*

    • @M4sterchef3907
      @M4sterchef3907 4 года назад +4

      If not better

    • @ZJRLT
      @ZJRLT 4 года назад +10

      @@M4sterchef3907 AYE WHERES YOUR SHITTER!!!!!

    • @bgexclusive6769
      @bgexclusive6769 4 года назад +25

      Need to make an adult version of shrek where he says funny shit like this 😂

  • @terratheterribl
    @terratheterribl 5 лет назад +297

    I watched these my entire childhood repeatedly and didn't know Mike Myers playing anyone except Austin Powers until I was an adult. It is my biggest shame to this day.

    • @tweakypoppy
      @tweakypoppy 3 года назад +2

      Wow, that's... that's something.

    • @theredtechnician
      @theredtechnician 3 года назад +3

      Same, I asked my mother who played Dr Evil

    • @espresso387
      @espresso387 3 года назад +2

      I knew he acted as Fat bastard and Austin Powers, no idea he was Goldmember and Dr evil.

    • @legomangamesnetwork1151
      @legomangamesnetwork1151 2 года назад

      It took me till the third movie

  • @WxB2001
    @WxB2001 3 года назад +59

    4:55
    I'd like to think the actress who played Frau couldn't hold her laugh in when Mike Myers said that line and they just kept her reaction in the final cut

  • @thomasbunner5214
    @thomasbunner5214 5 лет назад +211

    Years ago I worked security for Citi Bank, and we had some bank officers in from South America. They came in one day speaking Spanish amongst themselves and one said something about Fat Bastard. (They spoke fluent english, but were chatting in their own language.)
    Without missing a beat I quipped
    "GET IN MAAH BELLY", pointing to my own stomach as FB did in the movie.
    The three of them instantly cracked up and nearly fell down in the floor!
    Priceless!

  • @bluebunanimates6590
    @bluebunanimates6590 5 лет назад +983

    my dad always mimics him and shouts *"I ATE A BABY!!"* best. dad. ever.

  • @buggerall
    @buggerall 3 года назад +113

    I've missed one of my personal favorite Fat Bastard quotes: "I've been going on a diet but now my neck looks like a va-gi-na..."

  • @jordanwebster4170
    @jordanwebster4170 4 года назад +154

    I'VE NOT SEEN MY WILLY IN 2 YEARS WHICH IS LONG ENOUGH TO DECLARE LEGALLY DEAD!

    • @JohnRRoe2
      @JohnRRoe2 3 года назад

      I still love that line. Which stills makes me laugh!!!!

    • @michaellennerman7844
      @michaellennerman7844 3 года назад

      Honestly probably the best line he says. Right next to "I ATE A BABY!"

    • @jordanwebster4170
      @jordanwebster4170 3 года назад

      @@michaellennerman7844 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs

  • @jasonvoorhees5691
    @jasonvoorhees5691 8 лет назад +501

    Atleast he believes he's sexy

  • @FrehleyFan3988
    @FrehleyFan3988 2 года назад +79

    "What the- I didn't have any corn!"
    This line was my favorite

    • @emedel5772
      @emedel5772 2 года назад +5

      My sister told us that when she took my then 4 year old nephew (he’s 21 now)into a crowded ladies room to use the restroom, after he was done he shouted out this same line from inside the stall. My sister said she was mortified 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stranger7968
    @stranger7968 8 лет назад +137

    0:48 I love how that asian chick is happy at first and then goes like :O.

    • @crazyfvck
      @crazyfvck 6 лет назад +5

      @Stranger LOL! I've seen all of the Austin Powers movies many times, and I've never noticed that before :)

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 9 лет назад +642

    So, I was like "let's watch a short youtube video while I'm eating".

    • @valentine4220
      @valentine4220 8 лет назад +12

      😂😂😂 poor you

    • @TheMMObro
      @TheMMObro 8 лет назад +2

      LOL same

    • @lokket9995
      @lokket9995 7 лет назад +3

      I wish I could have some of that fat and put it to some good use.

    • @redcrumb5590
      @redcrumb5590 7 лет назад +2

      xxlCortez me too, I also choked on my rice xD

    • @jaymanxxxx
      @jaymanxxxx 7 лет назад +1

      lols

  • @xavierharvey4961
    @xavierharvey4961 2 года назад +24

    I remember watching this when I was a wee boy.. and if I can recall fat bastard wasn't a bad guy. I actually loved his character development.

  • @JoshCraver9000
    @JoshCraver9000 10 лет назад +240

    "OHH, YOU GAVE ME A NURPLE!!"

  • @criticalfail-jt5qb
    @criticalfail-jt5qb 5 лет назад +157

    It's HILARIOUS that in my lifetime I've had certain situations and in those situations I've used basically every single one of these lines

  • @SidewaysSurfDrinksHQ
    @SidewaysSurfDrinksHQ 10 месяцев назад +3

    “That would gag a maggot….” Priceless.

  • @Snuusnuu69
    @Snuusnuu69 4 года назад +160

    "You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell what other people are cooking on each floor, and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap". Gets me every time.

  • @James_Hawke
    @James_Hawke 11 лет назад +87

    *Farts* "Everyone likes their own brand, don't they? It's magic."

  • @James6923.
    @James6923. Год назад +8

    “I didn’t have any corn!” Is still the best 😂

  • @metalgrinch
    @metalgrinch 5 лет назад +182

    I miss when Mike Meyers was king of the world

  • @mrmean2890
    @mrmean2890 5 лет назад +221

    "I eat because im unhappy, and im unhappy because I eat" damn thats deep

    • @bmil38
      @bmil38 5 лет назад +14

      that quote is honestly pretty sad... took a hard turn from the rest of the quotes

    • @MrRedforman1
      @MrRedforman1 4 года назад +7

      Sadly that's true irl
      A lot of overweight people claim it

    • @jballday3668
      @jballday3668 3 года назад +1

      That has to hit you in the heart

  • @chivo5670
    @chivo5670 Год назад +3

    “I DIDNT HAVE ANY CORN” pops up in my head from time to time 😭

  • @teknoman117
    @teknoman117 9 лет назад +106

    i haven't seen my willy in two years. Thats long enough to declare it legally dead. Man, i'm dying here....

  • @aceking385
    @aceking385 5 лет назад +48

    I never actually noticed the small amounts of droll while he’s talking. It’s disturbing but it makes me love this character even more.

  • @ericeasterday5849
    @ericeasterday5849 2 года назад +7

    I gotta say, Fat Bastard is one of the best Austin Powers Henchmen ever!! He’s definitely my favorite!! 😂😂

  • @Greedfa
    @Greedfa 8 лет назад +104

    I remember when this movie first came out. Everybody at my middle school made fat bastard references lol

    • @mustang2005
      @mustang2005 4 года назад +5

      Yeah lol great times

    • @dmann5938
      @dmann5938 2 года назад +1

      Especially: GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!!!

  • @TheGamerInDisguise
    @TheGamerInDisguise 6 лет назад +83

    “RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!” That gets me every time! 😂😂😂

  • @captc0ck5lap60
    @captc0ck5lap60 2 года назад +8

    Me and my brother, both adults approaching 40, still quote baby back ribs to each other, having nearly died laughing watching the movies in our teens.

  • @captainmichaelj.caboose1777
    @captainmichaelj.caboose1777 6 лет назад +239

    “I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs”

  • @pythonl0rd584
    @pythonl0rd584 5 лет назад +318

    If Garfield, shrek, and a drunk brit met.

  • @MikeDoyleRealMan44
    @MikeDoyleRealMan44 2 года назад +29

    0:21 After eating Shepherds Pie

  • @ChristianMartinez-sp8ve
    @ChristianMartinez-sp8ve 5 лет назад +54

    One of the best Actors of all time. Mike Myers is love, Mike Myers is life.

  • @SSorrens
    @SSorrens 9 лет назад +688

    Okay then, Shrek.

  • @Castillo_yunko76
    @Castillo_yunko76 Год назад +6

    Oh my!! This is funnier than robot chicken.😂

  • @St0ned_Sl0an
    @St0ned_Sl0an 4 года назад +48

    3:50 one of the most famous quotes was born

  • @itsraventm
    @itsraventm 5 лет назад +63

    0:27 was just a constant flow of greatness

  • @christophersouza3159
    @christophersouza3159 2 года назад +13

    2:26 Austin Powers when your parents enter the room

  • @djschannel5147
    @djschannel5147 8 лет назад +380

    I got a crap on deck that can chock a donkey ROLF

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 7 лет назад +11

      who's rolf?

    • @cmderfox5396
      @cmderfox5396 7 лет назад +4

      Elijah Thomas
      R.olling O.n the F.loor L.aughing
      Rofl

    • @dextermorgan2770
      @dextermorgan2770 7 лет назад +1

      Cmder Fox So why not just say that?

    • @YaBoiWicked
      @YaBoiWicked 7 лет назад +8

      6 years later his friend ended up being a Donkey lmaol

    • @itsyuhboi5406
      @itsyuhboi5406 7 лет назад +1

      D J's Channel choke*

  • @zachconant7031
    @zachconant7031 5 лет назад +23

    I love the little faces he makes after every remark.

  • @chrisgroover6359
    @chrisgroover6359 Год назад +4

    “More chins then a Chinese phone book” that just sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jakedull2553
    @jakedull2553 3 года назад +45

    " you know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you ask what are they cooking?? That plus crap" 😂

  • @bathtubboi8188
    @bathtubboi8188 4 года назад +178

    "I got bigger chunks of corn in my crap"
    best quote

  • @hannibalbarca6308
    @hannibalbarca6308 2 года назад +4

    Yet another classic that could never be 'allowed' to be made today

  • @lord_beethoven1169
    @lord_beethoven1169 4 года назад +56

    “You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?”
    *Twister*

  • @No-uo3oc
    @No-uo3oc 7 лет назад +61

    2:15 "you know what my favorite Hellen Hunt movie is? Twister!"

  • @aestheticgod7871
    @aestheticgod7871 3 года назад +6

    “I didn’t have any corn” gets me every time🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @boyscouts83712
    @boyscouts83712 8 лет назад +133

    you know what my favorite helen hunt moive is... TWISTER

  • @kingcam97
    @kingcam97 8 лет назад +91

    "Sorry I farted."

    • @mercedesguy8520
      @mercedesguy8520 8 лет назад +1

      i did to

    • @monynhem7824
      @monynhem7824 8 лет назад

      *Mine sounds like a kitten.*

    • @monynhem7824
      @monynhem7824 8 лет назад

      +Mony Nhem *Butt when I'm angry it causes the tectonic plates to rub together. Which causes a 5.0 magnitude.*

    • @monynhem7824
      @monynhem7824 8 лет назад

      +Mony Nhem *Then you'll know who's Fault it is.*

    • @awesomesauce5974
      @awesomesauce5974 5 лет назад

      I farted now somewhere in the world a kitten will die because of it

  • @wood5734
    @wood5734 Год назад +1

    "I haven't seen my willy in 2 years" is my favorite

  • @TheCorrodedMan
    @TheCorrodedMan 5 лет назад +48

    “I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book!”
    My god I can’t stop laughing send help

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 5 лет назад +57

    "Even stink would say that stinks!"

  • @wmst5065
    @wmst5065 3 года назад +10

    How could you have left out _"Prepare for the ultimate wire-fighting maneuver. I just hope my wire-fighting team is READY!"_ ?

  • @FireFox949
    @FireFox949 8 лет назад +324

    2:02 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs !!

  • @cabot9385
    @cabot9385 5 лет назад +108

    "more chins than a Chinese phonebook"

  • @georgeveriniotis3450
    @georgeveriniotis3450 3 года назад +5

    0:53 - 1:02 that transition was executed to perfection👌🏼

  • @scooterfoust4361
    @scooterfoust4361 3 года назад +53

    You forgot his line after winning the Sumo wrestling match: "Are we done here? I gotta take a crap."

  • @michaelkakert6645
    @michaelkakert6645 5 лет назад +39

    He missed an oldy but goody: "That's enough to drive a dog off of a gut wagon".

  • @PaulNewsSportsMore
    @PaulNewsSportsMore 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lol, still gets me that Beyonce decided to do this movie!!!

  • @powerpointepic1122
    @powerpointepic1122 5 лет назад +10

    I’m so proud to share the same nationality of this guy🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @Percival7116
    @Percival7116 5 лет назад +16

    "I eat because I'm unhappy... and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle."
    You know, for all the shit he does in this ridiculous movie, that's a really grounded and human line

  • @mz3qu
    @mz3qu 11 месяцев назад +1

    As a German this is one of the very first American movies I saw when I moved here, man oh man did Fat Bastard make me laugh 😂

  • @andoryu856
    @andoryu856 4 года назад +20

    When he said “Chillieeeeee baby back ribs”.... I felt that

  • @RS14988
    @RS14988 11 лет назад +64

    GET IN MA BELLEH!!

  • @Antitheist_23
    @Antitheist_23 2 года назад +3

    The absolute best part of these movies is the fact Mike Myers would hold these characters off screen so he wouldnt lose them between scenes

  • @cameronloven9339
    @cameronloven9339 6 лет назад +20

    "AHH, RIGHT IN THE MOMMY-DADDY BUTTON." That gets me every time LMAO