I’m a retired military aerospace engineer, and I’ve deployed to Afghanistan. Calling canards “ T-Rex arms” made me laugh even harder than the Thursday line. Well done HLC!
Yay!! I'm not the only one. This granny of 67 years rocks all sorts of colors. Why? Because it's fun and I don't care about those who think it's just the weirdos that like color. And yah, he's absolutely right about canards!
As one of the "skittle-haired people" he's talking about... As much as I dislike being called "skittle-haired", that "canards are gay" bit was hilarious lmao. Sincerely: a gay trans girl.
Desert Shield/Desert Storm/OIF/OEF veteran and 20 year pilot of the 15E. Thank you USSR (RIPieces) for cobbling together the Fartbat! Thanks to you, I had the BEST toys to play with for 2/3rds of my career (we're NOT going to talk about the 2 years I spent stuck in the 'Wobblin' Goblin' (/shudder)! Sincerely, JB III, Major General, USAF (Ret.) p.s. I know a LOT of our boots on the ground thank you as well!! Keep up the 'good' work because the -22 and -35 are just practice runs for what's next out of Skunkworks! See you in the rubble!!
@@nielsmichiels1939 She's slow, underpowered, and handles like a drunk pig, but we'll just call that growing pains. At the time, it was all the rage! So, I'll just chalk it up to flying the 22's daddy and say no more about it, lol!
The Foxbat was a technological marvel. As the u.s. discovered that when they got their hands on one. It was a marvel that were using vacuum tubes instead of transistors for their electronics 🤣
Dude includes my favorite line from Watchmen. There needs to be an emoji for screaming loudly in pure joy while the world burns around you....that is what I need for this. Thanks bud.
@@RipRLeeErmey or a typhoon which isn't stealth, it was made for one purpose find somthing and kill it, and to be fast to replace the tornado and harrier, and canberra
Thank you HLC for your unique take on news, I love your delivery and characters. I also treasure the fans who comment, one of the best communities to read. Almost entirely positive, I learn something new every time, and appreciate the sincerity and goodness found here, despite the grim backdrop of war. Tickles me that there is such a cross section of fans: along with the obvious armed forces element is paleo-nerds, grandmas (like me), aeronautical engineers, storm chasers, linguists you name it.
As someone with WAY too many hours of Kerbal Space Program under my belt, I can vouch for canards being the "boosters and struts" of fixed wing aviation.
I feel like people don't quite understand.... when 22 says "he's the most dangerous thing to fly since the Cretaceous period", he's not talking about the Dinosaurs, he's talking about the Asteroid the wiped out all the Dinosaurs.
To be fair, that didn't exactly "fly" as much as it "dropped like a rock." More like how Grandpa Buff is going to be by the time he's given his final upgrade before his retirement in the year 3155.
Quetzalcoatlus isn't a dinosaur, it's a pterosaur, which are also reptiles, but are a separate group. Pterodactyl is probably the most famous of the pterosaurs. The "Lock Ness Monster" looking reptiles aren't dinosaurs either, they're called Plesiosaurs. I assume Quetzalcoatlus is what he was referring to because it's the largest flying organism that ever is known to have existed, and had a 40 foot wingspan.
@@WinVistenThat's all well and good, but Raptor was referring to the cyborg T. Rex with jetpack, laser cannon, and sidewinders that he drew in flight school.
@@WinVisten Had a forty-foot wingspan, was as tall as a giraffe, had a mouth that could almost reach the ground standing up, frequently swallowed baby dinosaurs whole, and absolutely *could* swallow any human being whole as well. Literally a nightmare pelican.
As an aerospace nerd- canards suck for stability. Their big claim to fame is that they are a more efficient way of lift generation, as rear mounted horizontal stabilizers usually generate negative lift, canards generate positive lift. However, they tend to be extremely unstable and simply aren’t great at radar cross section reduction. They make excellent sense for a fourth gen aircraft- it will be more maneuverable and able to climb more rapidly. They make terrible sense on a 5th gen style, where your primary goal is stealth, as you are generally increasing your frontal cross section and potentially your horizontal cross section as well
As far as the stability goes, Thats a feature of design not of the part themselves. Take the F16 for example, It was designed to require the Horizontal Stabilizers to generate lift instead of using said lift to make the aircraft fly level, Where as the typical design(as you mentioned) has the Stabs use lift to fly level. The F16 was intentionally designed in this way to allow for better maneuverability. What im getting at here is, it doesnt matter what the typical design calls for with canards/horizontal Stabilizers, it matters how the engineers designed them to function, as evidenced by the F16 an intentionally being designed as "Unstable". Final note, cause itll bug me if i dont. Aerospace deals with the engineering of flight in space. You should have used Aeronautical instead, which deals with engineering of flight in atmosphere. Was my major before i dropped out and went back into IT(Aerospace Engineering that is)
Check again...canards have radar cross-section about the size of an F4 Phantom. The root of the canard is the problem; where it joins to the aircraft is a sharp corner. This makes a very efficient 'corner reflector'. Some angles of the canard are worse than others, but there is no stealth for Viggens, either.
😂 I'm laughing at, "we prove that what you say it does, actually it doesn't do it, so I accidently created the most dominate aircraft for" accident!! 😂😂
You guys are such teases. Come on, explain the joke. Okay. Nevermind. I googled my way to an answer.". Interesting. And not that surprising, to be honest. Before gay and bisexual men in the West started to come out of closet several decades ago, there were similar things. Hell, in some homophobic US states, I promise you there are still plenty of married "straight" men who say they are going out with buddies for a drink (which might be true) but end up with their end-up. Source: Trust me bro. No. Seriously. Just trust me. I'll spare you my long inventory of proof. So in the muslim world .. Uhhhh.... Yeah. They've got such medieval ideas about women, homosexuality and sex to begin with. I bet every man that an ISIS fighter threw off a rooftop was simply a gay guy who refused to give up their booty to them. Rejection hurts.
Thank for the recognition for us here in Oklahoma, and in the Midwest. Had an uncle close to where three tornadoes tracked, Lucky he's okay. Sulpher got hit the worst of us, so we're doing all we Okies can to help them. Beautiful old town, sad to see it now. Just wanted to say thanks Habitual
@@Aqueox Haven't seen it yet, but I was watching Ryan Hall's channel and it looked like a conga line of tornadoes tracking north. Marietta was an Ef4 apparently, first since 2016 for Oklahoma.
@@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Thanks. Only good news from this week is that the NBA team here in OK set up a relief program to assist in helping family effected.
Storm chaser here; the April 26 tornado event was a fucking miracle. On that day, we had numerous mile wide tornados and one possible two miler, several EF4, possibly EF5, strength tornados, many of which hit cities (Omaha, Nebraska caught two). Zero deaths. One severe injury. I expected a double digit death count (I was watching on radar as I was unable to chase that day). April 27 had a lot less tornados and those that did touch down were weaker, but they occurred at night and were a lot more rain wrapped (thanks low level jet) and thus was a lot less of a miracle and is the reason Oklahoma is currently in a state of emergency
@@jameskarg3240 yeah on the 27th you all didn't get much but one cyclic supercell just kept dropping tor after tor on the 26th. I hate chasing squalls because if they do drop a tornado it tends to have a lot less warning and it's a lot more likely to be rainwrapped but I'd def prefer a big squall line because they're a lot less likely to produce a really strong tornado like any of the several tornados from this outbreak
@@MultiMachinegunner nah width doesn't necessarily correspond to strength. Some of the strongest tornados are only a few hundred feet while there have been mile wide tornados barely capable of EF2 damage. This one was very likely capable of EF4 and MAYBE EF5 damage but fortunately Omaha wasn't hit anywhere near as hard as it could have been
@@tfk_001 Honestly: you all DO NOT get the credit you deserve. No joke, your crazy, but you know your limits and use your skill for informative analytics that have made unprecidented leaps in finding what makes storms tick. So, thank you for what you do. God willing we dont see anything like El Rino agsin
Thanks for the explanation. The military got even weirder _after_ I left? "Man Love Thursdays." Gotta be influenced by the kiddie-freak Kuwaiti pop music, little boys singing about their adult male lover. I thought we should've backed Iraq against Kuwait over Saud, in exchange for Sadaam putting his murderous rapist sons on trial--see how THAT changes politics in the region!
I vividly remember standing in formation for accountability while tornado sirens were sounding. Pitch black, wind whipping, rain pouring down and that damned siren. Good ol Fort Rucker.
@@omarrp14 They will have relations with men and boys. Much like the catholic churches thinking back in the day a young boy is thought to be pure and without sin. Then to add to the problem you have a bunch of men growing up in this type of life and thusly see no problem with perpetuating the abuse. The thought of "I went through it, and I turned out alright." is rampant, so even with people that wouldn't gravitate toward children will do so because it's what they know.
funny thing, the leo2a6 they have is ANCIENT at this point to the 2a7v, 2a8 and the panther(new one). Let them have it, we don’t need it. It will be outdated even more when German engineers get access to the new military budget. Still better than T-14 Armata.
The only platforms the T-14 threatens are the ones active when the first gen Abrams rolled off the line any models after that one will pretty much laugh at it. Which means they are about 30 years behind in the tank arms race.
Plus due to the circumstances tanks are being used more as high mobility artillery rather than direct combat, so they're more than enough. Only if air superiority could be achieved, more advanced tanks would make sense.
@@moteroargentino7944 F16s confirmed are on the way to Ukraine. With SEAD capabilities being superior to what both sides have right now, that means Ukraine might get the skies cleared up again
@@joshuasitzema9920 sead isn't easy, its not just launching agm 88 missiles at s400 sites, mig 29s can do that. air defense batteries are vert heavily defended, wacth hypops beating the s400 video to see why. You'll need to amass a bunch of sead aircrafts as well as launch decoys ect to overwhelm russian air defenses. They won't have any ew assets so that'll make it much harder. Optimism isn't something you can win wars with. F16s are great but Ukraine lost the tactical initiative.
Ooh, i love these things, git half a dozen on my shirt right now. One of my favorites is from the rocket crowd tho. Rapid Unplanned/Unscheduled Disassembly (It blew up). Or Lithobraking (it crashed into the ground... and stopped!)
@@aredjayc2858 our Corpsman called it "Good Thursday, Bad Friday" since Friday would have a flood of locals coming to our medical people to suture up torn sphincters on young boys. I only heard about it from my docs. If it was "man love" Thursday, I can't say but it would not surprise me.
@@botspotter8379 I love this! I'm a skittle but not one of the sour ones now this is a perfect term to differentiate! Some of us taste the rainbow yet don't really care about pronouns. Call me ma'am, call me sir, both are respectful intent. Love Linecrosser's humor :)
I was curious about the F35 deal that had been mentioned, and found this from a few articles: it should be noted that an UAE official said and I quote "The United States remains the UAE's PREFERRED provider for advanced defense requirements and discussions for the F-35 may be re-opened in the future." the official also added that there were discussions to "address mutual defense security conditions for the acquisition". So, even when working in close proximity to China, people prefer the US when it comes to equipment. You gotta love that name brand recognition.
😂Thursday night in Iraq! That was savage, never mind Neosporin that burn will require an air ambulance to the nearest ICU burn Ward! Awesome video thanks!
@LegendaryCollektor it's known as Man Love Thursday. According to some Imam, Allah is too busy to notice men having gay sex on Thursdays, so it turns into Brokeback Mountain in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. Not joking, its a thing. 🤣
The Chinese accent is coming along! Also the Mexican one isn't half bad 😅 my grandma talked just like that, and most of my neighbors when they speak English sound that way too. You're growing ❤
Depression never goes away, and you cover stressful news. Remember to give yourself positive distractions, reach out to friends and family, and stay strong brother. Slava Ukraine.
You know, we joke about how frustrated the F-22 is, can you imagine how frustrated the actual pilots are? They fly one of the most advanced aircraft ever built and have to stay on the bench.
My friend lost his farm during the tornadoes that hit Nebraska, lots of trees and barns destroyed and many houses were leveled. We also got some hail which caused lots of damages mainly to cars and roofs. RIP to those who lost their lives, and prayers to the families mourning and those who lost everything.
Few weeks back, a J20 pilot had to retreat following a confrontation with a F35 in south china sea after realizing how big of a difference in capability between the two planes.
Confrontation? What. Did the f35 get close enough to draw dicks on its hull with the LTADS? The only way a hostile J20 would know an F35 was in the air before getting reduced to an environmental impact statement would be if the F35 decided to say hello with communications bandwith radio instead of targeting radar.
I was driving between Lubbock and Wichita Falls TX and a 1/2 mile diameter tornado came down right on top of my car in Knox TX about 30 miles west of Seymour. Luckily the tornado's winds weren't strong enough to blow my car around. I kept on driving and got away. I don't apologize for going 90 mph to outrun a tornado and I thank the highway patrol for understanding.
@@madisonhasson8981 had 2 forming near bossier city La thankfully nether made it to the ground, still the winds at the head of that storm last night where nasty, and we only got grazed by it, bless the hearts of anyone filling it head on.
Not exactly related, but cool fact about Tyrannosaurus Rex is that it could one arm curl about 400-450 lbs. per arm. Still doesn't mean that the Chinese aircraft isn't as useless as an abelisaurid's arms in a fight (yes they are even smaller than tyrannosaur arms in proportion to their bodies).
afghan vet... laughing my ass off bout thursdays joke confirmed.
What does it mean?
can you explain it to us, civvies?
Explain?
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Raptor calling canards t-Rex arms is the funniest and most accurate thing I’ve heard today.
😭😭😭
I just fell out my chair laughing at that ,my wife just came downstairs asking me, am I okay?!😂
Meanwhile in China: “MAYDAY, MAYDAY! PLANE GOING DOWN!”
I’m a retired military aerospace engineer, and I’ve deployed to Afghanistan.
Calling canards “ T-Rex arms” made me laugh even harder than the Thursday line.
Well done HLC!
Rafale, Gripen, and Eurofighter: HEY! 🤬
Scariest five word horror story.
Raptor, you are weapons free.
F22: drooling
@@unifiedhorizons2663 Enough of this vegan bullshit. Give me some MEAT!!!
F22: MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
I just shit myself because of that
Dude I use to get BDA involving F22s eating ground targets.
The Thursday joke was hilarious. The trapped in the sky with me is a chef's kiss.
So ... Are you going to let the rest of us in on the joke?
The dudes liked little young boys
The Kid explaining why the J-20 has canards is simply a thing of beauty.
Funny nonsense .
JC-31 was the competitor to the J-20 ... that's now become the J-35 .
I'm gonna refer to the j20 as the "T-Rex"
@@maddhattergaming6863
Plus the Grippen and Euro fighter ...
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 i thought the J-20 was the pnly foghter based off the f22
Chef's kiss.😙🤌🏽
As a skittle person....he's right about canards
Rope gang numba woooonn
Yay!! I'm not the only one. This granny of 67 years rocks all sorts of colors. Why? Because it's fun and I don't care about those who think it's just the weirdos that like color. And yah, he's absolutely right about canards!
As one of the "skittle-haired people" he's talking about... As much as I dislike being called "skittle-haired", that "canards are gay" bit was hilarious lmao. Sincerely: a gay trans girl.
Reminds me of The Simpsons episode where Lisa and Nelson are caught kissing by his sidekicks and they say, "Nelson is kissing a girl. How gay." 😂
As yet another Skittle-haired person, I can confirm, that joke was fucking funny as hell!!
- Sincerely, another gay trans girl
Desert Shield/Desert Storm/OIF/OEF veteran and 20 year pilot of the 15E. Thank you USSR (RIPieces) for cobbling together the Fartbat! Thanks to you, I had the BEST toys to play with for 2/3rds of my career (we're NOT going to talk about the 2 years I spent stuck in the 'Wobblin' Goblin' (/shudder)!
Sincerely,
JB III, Major General, USAF (Ret.)
p.s. I know a LOT of our boots on the ground thank you as well!! Keep up the 'good' work because the -22 and -35 are just practice runs for what's next out of Skunkworks! See you in the rubble!!
Was the F-117 that bad?
@@nielsmichiels1939 She's slow, underpowered, and handles like a drunk pig, but we'll just call that growing pains. At the time, it was all the rage! So, I'll just chalk it up to flying the 22's daddy and say no more about it, lol!
Damn, sir. I wonder if this is you holding back or not. Either way, it was pretty awesome.
A salute to you sir! I can't wait to see what ~ $1 Trillion/year buys us for the NGAD 😃👍
Rah sir
As a member of the LGBTQIA community, i hearby give HLC and the F22 a gay joke pass, meaning the kid can call canards gay all he wants now.
😂
when the F22 shoots its guns it should say "sparkles" that way the gay folks think its as cool as we normies think it is.
@@evilferret1453he gave HLC and 22 the pass not u man
"Canards are gay" made me ROFL
@@evilferret1453hm sparkles, sounds ominous enough, I like it
The next time in an argument I'm just going to say canards are gay and refuse to elaborate.
It's totally my new go-to. 😂😂😂
Doing that would in fact be a really weird canard.......
that's how Nixon won the 70s election!
Didn’t the Swedish viggen have canards like 40 years ago? And China put them on their most recent fighter? Gawd, how can you not say that’s gay af!
they are 🎵happy, happy, happy!
happyhappyhappyhappyhappy!🎵
My favorite one was "I am begging you, with tears in my eyes... Fuck Around!"
Which one was that?
Gen Fucking MAD DOG MATTIS
Uh, *EVERY* time the foreigns Tried to beat their chest/fuck around?
Edit: thanks for the sympathy likes guys. Really appreciate it.
@@aizle101 I honestly don't remember which one it was I keep hunting for it.
i think it was the super bowl sunday one, if I can find it i'll link
The Foxbat was a technological marvel. As the u.s. discovered that when they got their hands on one. It was a marvel that were using vacuum tubes instead of transistors for their electronics 🤣
Isn't Foxbat is a plane, that has maneuver ability equal to a thrown brick?
So it would survive an EMP pulse, which would fry all transistor/IC based electronics
Dude includes my favorite line from Watchmen. There needs to be an emoji for screaming loudly in pure joy while the world burns around you....that is what I need for this. Thanks bud.
Shit has hit the fan when you hear: Let the kid out of its hangar…
Yup
Probably just say: "Air Force! Unlock the hangar doors."
Release the Sky Krakens!!!!
@@oldmanjim2376or someone mumbling "click on one..."
You know, I hope that is how official order will be marked for history books if it comes to it.
The F-22 is the spiritual embodiment of the dude from tropic thunder, just screaming "I WILL FUCKING END YOU!"
Les grossman
Les Grossman Should be left to the Iowa or Ohio class. Lol.
@@norm3380 give the Wisconsin a voice XD
@@irishbrewgaming2296 Dude! Temper incarnate! Good call!
Tom cruise in snow epic performance
I dont know how you keep coming up with such banger lines for the kid, but keep em coming.
🤣🤣🤣 OEF Vet here and yup about had my drink shoot out of my nose when I heard that lmao 🤣
“you couldn't figure out how to keep it stable, so you had to put on two little t Rex arm style” 😂😂😂 I’m dying over here 😂
JC-31 aka J-35 has no canards .
😎
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Still gonna look like a light show when it gets hit with a missile from a jet it didn't even know was coming.
@@RipRLeeErmey or a typhoon which isn't stealth, it was made for one purpose find somthing and kill it, and to be fast to replace the tornado and harrier, and canberra
"To keep yourself from falling out of the fucking sky you piece of shit" 😂😂😂
@ScratchyYard The Typhoon didn't replace the Harrier.
Love the F22 saying that he is not trapped in the sky with them, but they are trapped in the sky by him. Love the Kid 😂😂😂
Great Watchmen reference
@@joeljohnson3515😂 yep I was just about to say that's a reference to Rorschach. I love that scene in the prison lol
Now THATS a future b-branding t-shirt design right there!
Rorschach would be an F-22 pilot! Think of that beautiful nightmare!😅
thats understating it though. the F-22 ensures that it can kill any opposing plane it can reach. in the Air, on the ground, or under the ground.
Thank you HLC for your unique take on news, I love your delivery and characters. I also treasure the fans who comment, one of the best communities to read. Almost entirely positive, I learn something new every time, and appreciate the sincerity and goodness found here, despite the grim backdrop of war. Tickles me that there is such a cross section of fans: along with the obvious armed forces element is paleo-nerds, grandmas (like me), aeronautical engineers, storm chasers, linguists you name it.
Grandma here as well. Love the videos and the comments!
"What?? Canards???" 😂😂😂
As someone with WAY too many hours of Kerbal Space Program under my belt, I can vouch for canards being the "boosters and struts" of fixed wing aviation.
Listen I cant design better, but I can design around my inefficiencies, Just. well shittily
Yeah, canards are my cheat code for getting my crappy designs to hold still and fly straight in KSP.
Ah yes the little wing as great for my disfunctional disfucntion of a space "craft"
I feel like people don't quite understand....
when 22 says "he's the most dangerous thing to fly since the Cretaceous period",
he's not talking about the Dinosaurs, he's talking about the Asteroid the wiped out all the Dinosaurs.
To be fair, that didn't exactly "fly" as much as it "dropped like a rock." More like how Grandpa Buff is going to be by the time he's given his final upgrade before his retirement in the year 3155.
It got better.
Quetzalcoatlus isn't a dinosaur, it's a pterosaur, which are also reptiles, but are a separate group. Pterodactyl is probably the most famous of the pterosaurs. The "Lock Ness Monster" looking reptiles aren't dinosaurs either, they're called Plesiosaurs.
I assume Quetzalcoatlus is what he was referring to because it's the largest flying organism that ever is known to have existed, and had a 40 foot wingspan.
@@WinVistenThat's all well and good, but Raptor was referring to the cyborg T. Rex with jetpack, laser cannon, and sidewinders that he drew in flight school.
@@WinVisten Had a forty-foot wingspan, was as tall as a giraffe, had a mouth that could almost reach the ground standing up, frequently swallowed baby dinosaurs whole, and absolutely *could* swallow any human being whole as well. Literally a nightmare pelican.
"Skittle haired kids" ......glad I didn't just take a sip of coffee b4 that one 😅
This trend sounds a lot like 60s people complaining about "long-haired hippies"
@ems4884 the hippies had wayyyyy thicker skin
Holy crap, the kid was throwin some serious shade. 😂😂😂
As an aerospace nerd- canards suck for stability. Their big claim to fame is that they are a more efficient way of lift generation, as rear mounted horizontal stabilizers usually generate negative lift, canards generate positive lift. However, they tend to be extremely unstable and simply aren’t great at radar cross section reduction. They make excellent sense for a fourth gen aircraft- it will be more maneuverable and able to climb more rapidly. They make terrible sense on a 5th gen style, where your primary goal is stealth, as you are generally increasing your frontal cross section and potentially your horizontal cross section as well
So is it fair to assume that it does make sense on the Eurofighter, given that it doesn't want to be stealthy?
@@h.a.9880 It does try to be reduced radar crossection so not quite stealth, but it does try to be less noticeable.
As far as the stability goes, Thats a feature of design not of the part themselves. Take the F16 for example, It was designed to require the Horizontal Stabilizers to generate lift instead of using said lift to make the aircraft fly level, Where as the typical design(as you mentioned) has the Stabs use lift to fly level. The F16 was intentionally designed in this way to allow for better maneuverability.
What im getting at here is, it doesnt matter what the typical design calls for with canards/horizontal Stabilizers, it matters how the engineers designed them to function, as evidenced by the F16 an intentionally being designed as "Unstable".
Final note, cause itll bug me if i dont. Aerospace deals with the engineering of flight in space. You should have used Aeronautical instead, which deals with engineering of flight in atmosphere. Was my major before i dropped out and went back into IT(Aerospace Engineering that is)
Basically:
Canards on the Eurofighter or Saab Gripen? Good.
Canards on the stupid J-20? LOL, LMAO even.
Simple answer- use both
In case anyone is wondering, canards almost completely negate stealth when they are actuated…
Check again...canards have radar cross-section about the size of an F4 Phantom.
The root of the canard is the problem; where it joins to the aircraft is a sharp corner.
This makes a very efficient 'corner reflector'.
Some angles of the canard are worse than others, but there is no stealth for Viggens, either.
@@pirobot668betaI think that is what he is saying
@@pirobot668beta that is what I was saying😂
@@pirobot668beta good thing stealth wasent required for the viggens, then again, dont really need stealth when you are eating trees
Are you saying that the canards retards stealth and J22's are gen 4/5 bastards?
😂 I'm laughing at, "we prove that what you say it does, actually it doesn't do it, so I accidently created the most dominate aircraft for" accident!! 😂😂
Raptor at the end straight up channeling Rorschach from The Watchmen. Classic.
😂😂😂😂" I'm not trapped in the sky with you, you're trapped in the sky with ME"
That absolutely folded me in half😂❤
Absolute gem
Should have been. "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me"
@@shadowphoenix073 that would have been great too😂
I hoped it was coming from the title alone, and was not disappointed
Iraq vet here. I spat out water cause of that Thursday joke.
Don't forget about manlove Mondays.... those are important days as well.
You know how they are. Women are for children, boys are for fun.
You guys are such teases. Come on, explain the joke.
Okay. Nevermind. I googled my way to an answer.". Interesting. And not that surprising, to be honest. Before gay and bisexual men in the West started to come out of closet several decades ago, there were similar things. Hell, in some homophobic US states, I promise you there are still plenty of married "straight" men who say they are going out with buddies for a drink (which might be true) but end up with their end-up.
Source: Trust me bro. No. Seriously. Just trust me. I'll spare you my long inventory of proof.
So in the muslim world .. Uhhhh.... Yeah. They've got such medieval ideas about women, homosexuality and sex to begin with. I bet every man that an ISIS fighter threw off a rooftop was simply a gay guy who refused to give up their booty to them. Rejection hurts.
The Thursday joke was awesome, glad you explained what canards are.
Honestly The Kid quoting Rorschach really works.
As a skittle haired person i can confirm canards are in fact gay
I second this
Thirding this
Hows life on that side of the rainbow?
Came here to say this 😂
Can confirm. Currently humping one. Is male. Am male. Kinda loose. Definitely been gay for a minute. Cheers.
Thank for the recognition for us here in Oklahoma, and in the Midwest.
Had an uncle close to where three tornadoes tracked, Lucky he's okay.
Sulpher got hit the worst of us, so we're doing all we Okies can to help them. Beautiful old town, sad to see it now.
Just wanted to say thanks Habitual
Yeah, Sulphur got the worst of it all by far. Okemah was looking bad too, arguably could've been worse if it had hit.
@@Aqueox Haven't seen it yet, but I was watching Ryan Hall's channel and it looked like a conga line of tornadoes tracking north.
Marietta was an Ef4 apparently, first since 2016 for Oklahoma.
Sympathies and prayers of safety and a speedy recovery from the U.K. 🇬🇧🇺🇸
@@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Thanks. Only good news from this week is that the NBA team here in OK set up a relief program to assist in helping family effected.
Tis a good day to live in Fort Gibson
I absolutely love the f22 character.. dont ever change..
Thanks for mentioning us mate, we are struggling here in Oklahoma and I hope we will get through it!
F-22 Always has the hardest lines
He does but so does Grandpa Buff.
Because he snorts crack for breakfast and downs enough white monster to fly to the edge of the milky way
@clearwood_. Yes you're right, Grandpa Buff has the best lines. The f-22 comes in second.
Storm chaser here; the April 26 tornado event was a fucking miracle. On that day, we had numerous mile wide tornados and one possible two miler, several EF4, possibly EF5, strength tornados, many of which hit cities (Omaha, Nebraska caught two). Zero deaths. One severe injury. I expected a double digit death count (I was watching on radar as I was unable to chase that day).
April 27 had a lot less tornados and those that did touch down were weaker, but they occurred at night and were a lot more rain wrapped (thanks low level jet) and thus was a lot less of a miracle and is the reason Oklahoma is currently in a state of emergency
A TWO-miler? Might as well mark it as an EF6 (I know there isn't one on the scale, but seriously, if I learned anything from the movie Twister... 😅😅)
Its been kinda ugly in Texas too. Most of its NorthEast though thankfully. We just have the tailside of storms with squall-lines
@@jameskarg3240 yeah on the 27th you all didn't get much but one cyclic supercell just kept dropping tor after tor on the 26th. I hate chasing squalls because if they do drop a tornado it tends to have a lot less warning and it's a lot more likely to be rainwrapped but I'd def prefer a big squall line because they're a lot less likely to produce a really strong tornado like any of the several tornados from this outbreak
@@MultiMachinegunner nah width doesn't necessarily correspond to strength. Some of the strongest tornados are only a few hundred feet while there have been mile wide tornados barely capable of EF2 damage. This one was very likely capable of EF4 and MAYBE EF5 damage but fortunately Omaha wasn't hit anywhere near as hard as it could have been
@@tfk_001 Honestly: you all DO NOT get the credit you deserve. No joke, your crazy, but you know your limits and use your skill for informative analytics that have made unprecidented leaps in finding what makes storms tick. So, thank you for what you do. God willing we dont see anything like El Rino agsin
F-22 "Canards are gay"
The Rafale and the Eurofighter: "not cool kid"
I suggest you take a closer look at Europe. They're gay alright, and they love it.
F-22: "What're you gonna do about it, Eurotrash? Gonna come fight me over it? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND KELLY JOHNSON, COME FIGHT ME!"
T-Rex arms 🤣
The Kid has something to focus on besides raccoons stealing his nuggets. LOVE IT! 😎
It was a possum. *Much* scarier.
I haven't thought about Man Love Thursday for more than 10 years. I about pissed myself with that joke.
Thanks for the explanation. The military got even weirder _after_ I left?
"Man Love Thursdays."
Gotta be influenced by the kiddie-freak Kuwaiti pop music, little boys singing about their adult male lover. I thought we should've backed Iraq against Kuwait over Saud, in exchange for Sadaam putting his murderous rapist sons on trial--see how THAT changes politics in the region!
I vividly remember standing in formation for accountability while tornado sirens were sounding. Pitch black, wind whipping, rain pouring down and that damned siren. Good ol Fort Rucker.
Love your videos. They make my day!
Damn, Raptor taking Roast Game lessons from Grandpa Buff? Because that rip into the J-20 was a thing of beauty.
Well grandpa buff is obviously his mentor, i love the story time about how buff was the entire gulf war 🤣 the kid is so starstruck
“Skittle hair people” always a classic 😂
Spent all day in the hospital for my mom… thanks for the 4 minutes of relief
Damn sorry to hear that man hope she gets better soon
the Gripen just sitting there pissed off about what the raptor said about canards
Thursdays are a dark day for a weak stomach in Iraq. 😂😂😂😂 At least the goats get a day off.
Please explain!
@omarrp14 Let's just say it isn't the kind of NSFW you actually want to see.
@@omarrp14 They will have relations with men and boys. Much like the catholic churches thinking back in the day a young boy is thought to be pure and without sin. Then to add to the problem you have a bunch of men growing up in this type of life and thusly see no problem with perpetuating the abuse. The thought of "I went through it, and I turned out alright." is rampant, so even with people that wouldn't gravitate toward children will do so because it's what they know.
funny thing, the leo2a6 they have is ANCIENT at this point to the 2a7v, 2a8 and the panther(new one). Let them have it, we don’t need it. It will be outdated even more when German engineers get access to the new military budget. Still better than T-14 Armata.
The only platforms the T-14 threatens are the ones active when the first gen Abrams rolled off the line any models after that one will pretty much laugh at it. Which means they are about 30 years behind in the tank arms race.
Plus due to the circumstances tanks are being used more as high mobility artillery rather than direct combat, so they're more than enough. Only if air superiority could be achieved, more advanced tanks would make sense.
@@moteroargentino7944 F16s confirmed are on the way to Ukraine. With SEAD capabilities being superior to what both sides have right now, that means Ukraine might get the skies cleared up again
@@chemislife30 Years? the 2a5 should be younger than that
@@joshuasitzema9920 sead isn't easy, its not just launching agm 88 missiles at s400 sites, mig 29s can do that.
air defense batteries are vert heavily defended, wacth hypops beating the s400 video to see why. You'll need to amass a bunch of sead aircrafts as well as launch decoys ect to overwhelm russian air defenses. They won't have any ew assets so that'll make it much harder.
Optimism isn't something you can win wars with. F16s are great but Ukraine lost the tactical initiative.
Jesus the Thursday joke killed me and I love the kid. I can't wait until the day they let him out to play because the videos after are gonna be FIRE
F22 is just "insane batman" at this point and i love it😂
0:57 They are Strategically Transporting Equipment to Alternate Locations
Well, with the abilities we have, we can arrange an ICE to help them out with the tear down. (Involuntary Conversion of Equipment).
Ooh, i love these things, git half a dozen on my shirt right now. One of my favorites is from the rocket crowd tho.
Rapid Unplanned/Unscheduled Disassembly (It blew up).
Or Lithobraking (it crashed into the ground... and stopped!)
@thefatelectrician
Not TOO strategically, or they'd've removed the lojack.
The fact that F22 now taking lines from Rorschach makes his intercept line even creepier.
The kid has been trapped in the hanger so long he has all the movie quotes
A WATCHMAN Rorschach reference....nice work HLC!!!!
The kid REALLY wants China to try and intercept him.
The kid REALLY wants ANYONE to try and intercept him. He is NOT picky on who tries. He just wants to be fed.
@@Gotenhanku LET. THE. KID. EAT.
Yellow fever confirmed!
@@thrill316 You don't have nearly enough exclamation points at the ent of that comment.
@@thrill316He had a balloon, does that count?
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!! (Is the only damage that aircraft can inflict) 😂
It only fires Beijing Corn!
Will somebody PLEASE let the kid out to not play nice with the other kids?! 😆
The F-22's pouty little face when someone's talking shit is so fucking funny. 😂
Love it when the kid gets to talk shit. Just wish he was allowed to back it up.
Yeah I am on the same side as him and I am scared.
His day will come soon enough...
Afghan vet, "Thursday" joke has me chuckling grimly.
Please explain
@@aredjayc2858just asked my vet friend, 🤢 you don't want to know ...
@@aredjayc2858it apparently means man love Thursday..
As a vet who never deployed to the Middle East, could you explain the context?
@@aredjayc2858 our Corpsman called it "Good Thursday, Bad Friday" since Friday would have a flood of locals coming to our medical people to suture up torn sphincters on young boys. I only heard about it from my docs. If it was "man love" Thursday, I can't say but it would not surprise me.
Oh God, I needed these laughs so bad. This is the only news channel i’ll ever watch again. I crack up just thinking about it.
This is my new favorite. Well done sir.
“It’s like Thursday not exist in that part of the world anymore” 🤣
Yup. I fell over laughing at that part!
2:44 ⬅️fact!
That skittles people line got me dying😂😂😂😂
although I know whom the joke is aimed at, I LOVE sour skittles.
@@forexed8948 I'm going to start calling them out as Sour Skittles now. 😁
@@botspotter8379 They really are like the candy because of how they demand you address them how they want to be addressed.
@@forexed8948as a member of the “skittle people” i can confirm thats just a small minority of us the rest just act like normal people 🤘
@@botspotter8379 I love this! I'm a skittle but not one of the sour ones now this is a perfect term to differentiate! Some of us taste the rainbow yet don't really care about pronouns. Call me ma'am, call me sir, both are respectful intent. Love Linecrosser's humor :)
Man-love Thursday is a wild thing when you learn about Iraqi culture, then you notice the homies locking fingers
God i love your videos... Great work man!
The F-22 is Rorschach now,______ that is SO cool.
...always has been.
Mixed with Dirty Harry
"What do you see?" "*CANARDS*"
I was curious about the F35 deal that had been mentioned, and found this from a few articles: it should be noted that an UAE official said and I quote "The United States remains the UAE's PREFERRED provider for advanced defense requirements and discussions for the F-35 may be re-opened in the future." the official also added that there were discussions to "address mutual defense security conditions for the acquisition". So, even when working in close proximity to China, people prefer the US when it comes to equipment. You gotta love that name brand recognition.
"And will be until about two years after mine came out."
Man, this always delivers!
That Thursday joke made me spit my tea out 😂😂😂😂😂 ex British army
😂Thursday night in Iraq! That was savage, never mind Neosporin that burn will require an air ambulance to the nearest ICU burn Ward!
Awesome video thanks!
I dont get it
I might not get the joke, but I know I'll probably never get the answer due to RUclips shenanigans.
I'll still comment for boosting though.
@@LegendaryCollektor"Man Love Thursday"
@LegendaryCollektor it's known as Man Love Thursday. According to some Imam, Allah is too busy to notice men having gay sex on Thursdays, so it turns into Brokeback Mountain in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. Not joking, its a thing. 🤣
"I'm not trapped in here with you. YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH *ME* !"
Fucking love Rorschach.
The Chinese accent is coming along! Also the Mexican one isn't half bad 😅 my grandma talked just like that, and most of my neighbors when they speak English sound that way too. You're growing ❤
Kid don't rant much, but when he does, he digs deep. Breath
Depression never goes away, and you cover stressful news. Remember to give yourself positive distractions, reach out to friends and family, and stay strong brother.
Slava Ukraine.
Skittle-haired people - gonna borrow that one.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 snork!
You know, we joke about how frustrated the F-22 is, can you imagine how frustrated the actual pilots are?
They fly one of the most advanced aircraft ever built and have to stay on the bench.
F-22 reminding me of Walter white the way he went from weird to a menace
From Oklahoma, still kicking & still got up at 4 AM to go to work today.
I'll say it again. Watching your comedic news brings calm and laughter to my life.😂👍
The weather joke had me as a weather geek❤😂
Came for The Kid as Rohrschach. Was not disappointed. Next level
"the whole midwest"
can confirm
Speak the facts 22. Put that 22 from dollar store wish in its place.
"You're trapped in the sky with F-22, until NGAD is flying, then good luck with him."
as a femboy, and a huge military aircraft nerd, I laughed at "cannards are gay"
Persian Excursion Sailor grinning at the Thursday mention.
F22: "Canards are gae"
Dassault Rafale: "On est repartis pour un tour..."
Rafale and Eurofighter cope harder
European aircraft are garbage.
@@benn454Eh, don't forget those aren't 5th Gen stealth aircraft. The disadvantages of canards aren't really a problem.for them.
LMAO, when I hit the Google Translate and translated this, it says "Ducks are Gay" guess canard must mean duck?
@@geodkyt As long as Euros remember that the USAF plays wargames with one arm and one leg tied behind its back.
Dude I'm fucking loosing it over these videos. Love em
ROTFLMAO... Thursday! That was priceless!
My friend lost his farm during the tornadoes that hit Nebraska, lots of trees and barns destroyed and many houses were leveled. We also got some hail which caused lots of damages mainly to cars and roofs. RIP to those who lost their lives, and prayers to the families mourning and those who lost everything.
Few weeks back, a J20 pilot had to retreat following a confrontation with a F35 in south china sea after realizing how big of a difference in capability between the two planes.
Gonna need a source for that bud.
Confrontation?
What. Did the f35 get close enough to draw dicks on its hull with the LTADS?
The only way a hostile J20 would know an F35 was in the air before getting reduced to an environmental impact statement would be if the F35 decided to say hello with communications bandwith radio instead of targeting radar.
Source? It doesn’t sound unlikely but I haven’t seen or heard about this anywhere
A claim like that needs a source
Meh kind of a stretched statement... they met like 2yrs ago, all you gotta do is freakin search "f35 meets j20" fellas.
Dude, love the Rorschach comment at the end. THAT was GOLD
3:06 - did you just do a Uncle Roger impression there? I love it!
That Chinese voice was spot on lol
That tornado was a bitch, had 2 close to the house could watch from the back porch
I got a 4am wake up alarm for tornadoes last night here in Texas. Nothing happened but have to say mother nature ain't playing this year.
I was driving between Lubbock and Wichita Falls TX and a 1/2 mile diameter tornado came down right on top of my car in Knox TX about 30 miles west of Seymour. Luckily the tornado's winds weren't strong enough to blow my car around. I kept on driving and got away. I don't apologize for going 90 mph to outrun a tornado and I thank the highway patrol for understanding.
@@madisonhasson8981 had 2 forming near bossier city La thankfully nether made it to the ground, still the winds at the head of that storm last night where nasty, and we only got grazed by it, bless the hearts of anyone filling it head on.
Friday was probably one of the biggest nights I regret not taking time off to chase, those were some beautiful storms.
Which one there were like 100 of them lol
Raptor has been hanging with Buff I see. Handing out flames 🔥 😂
Man love Thursdays 😂 😂 😂
Not exactly related, but cool fact about Tyrannosaurus Rex is that it could one arm curl about 400-450 lbs. per arm. Still doesn't mean that the Chinese aircraft isn't as useless as an abelisaurid's arms in a fight (yes they are even smaller than tyrannosaur arms in proportion to their bodies).
I didn't know that about the T-Rex. Thank you!