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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @YeetleMcBeetle
    @YeetleMcBeetle 5 месяцев назад +2944

    I can see the headline now. "Florida Man Drops Alligator Down Hatch of Russian Submarine"

    • @Joker-ny7jh
      @Joker-ny7jh 5 месяцев назад +257

      This would definitely get added to the Geneva Convention 💀 “No weaponizing animals”. I’m all for it tho

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 5 месяцев назад +131

      For the Russians it might not be the weirdest thing they have seen in a submarine.

    • @theleva7
      @theleva7 5 месяцев назад +193

      ​@@Joker-ny7jh Say it with me boys and gals: not warcrime when done first time

    • @Shiftinggers
      @Shiftinggers 5 месяцев назад +191

      "Florida man successfully dives underwater, enters Russian submarine in search of catalytic converters "

    • @RammmFan
      @RammmFan 5 месяцев назад +66

      @@Joker-ny7jh you probably meant geneva check-list?

  • @jae_ster
    @jae_ster 5 месяцев назад +736

    "Buff, I'm almost positive that, that is a war crime"
    You can see Canada nodding incessantly while smiling ear to ear... like Jack Nicholson eyeing a Twinkie

    • @bmxriderforlife1234
      @bmxriderforlife1234 5 месяцев назад +26

      Nods politely with a glorious Canadian smile slowly.

    • @Haybalesnail
      @Haybalesnail 5 месяцев назад +5

      LMFAO

    • @drakencardosian
      @drakencardosian 5 месяцев назад +26

      Hey now, It is not a war crime the first time.

    • @Duane_Grabert
      @Duane_Grabert 5 месяцев назад +11

      Someone's gonna have to check that Geneva Checklist.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 5 месяцев назад +3

      What's wrong with lard bombs btw?

  • @carlwitt3934
    @carlwitt3934 5 месяцев назад +2269

    "Wait til it breaks down and tell a bunch of crackheads it's full of copper.".... Gotta love that Florida energy

    • @taemien9219
      @taemien9219 5 месяцев назад +96

      What is inaccurate is saying it would be on shore in two hours. In reality, that hunk of metal would be disassembled and disappeared in that time while still in the water.

    • @Cedar_Wolf
      @Cedar_Wolf 5 месяцев назад +52

      If it gets as far north as North Carolina, there's a place on the Outer Banks called Nag's Head because the Outerbankers used to hang a lantern around a nag's neck and walk her up and down the coast, luring ships to founder on the sandbanks and shoals. Once a ship had run aground, it was legally considered salvage and the Bankers could pick the ship and her cargo clean.
      It's just one small piece of why the Outer Banks are the Graveyard of the Atlantic. So many ships have sunk there that the locals figured out how to turn that into a way of life.
      Remember, Russia: Germany tried sneaking their U-boats up and down the East Coast, too, and that didn't end well for them, either.

    • @K-i-p-p
      @K-i-p-p 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@Cedar_Wolf I didn't know that that's cool

    • @SunkenIsles
      @SunkenIsles 5 месяцев назад +15

      i want to have some kind of argument against that statement, but seeing the crackheads in florida, feels more believable than it making it to shore

    • @kenreynolds1000
      @kenreynolds1000 5 месяцев назад +27

      Screw the copper. That sub is made from titanium. I hear Boeing and Airbus will pay top dollar…

  • @RedvonRed
    @RedvonRed 5 месяцев назад +390

    "Is that a fucking promise pizza boy?" is absolute fire from The Kid.

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 5 месяцев назад +615

    “Here fishy fishy fishy” 😂😂😂 just Florida being Florida… there’s nothing wrong with that

    • @furiouskaiser9914
      @furiouskaiser9914 5 месяцев назад +13

      Oooh a Russian sub
      😅

    • @Lavandermaze
      @Lavandermaze 5 месяцев назад

      Always remember you fish for Russian submarines with alligators and crackheads

    • @jobanh7ify
      @jobanh7ify 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@furiouskaiser9914 the Kursk 2.0, better get it soon before it sunk

    • @radioactivebirbchild
      @radioactivebirbchild 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@furiouskaiser9914 not gonna lie, the yoink man would totally do it

  • @kybornrebel1
    @kybornrebel1 5 месяцев назад +793

    Canada wanting to put a maple leaf on the Buff and not tell anyone had me laughing so hard I had to restart the video to hear the rest 😂😂😂

    • @BCAT3089
      @BCAT3089 5 месяцев назад +22

      I second this idea a Maple Leafs would look beautiful

    • @shearmbj
      @shearmbj 5 месяцев назад +25

      It's the RCAF Roundel and it's older than the USAF and older than the BUFF. The last bomber to wear it was the Lancaster.

    • @barnyard9058
      @barnyard9058 5 месяцев назад +5

      I'm glad it wasn't just me😂😂

    • @RTJsims
      @RTJsims 5 месяцев назад +11

      I fuckin lost it, laughed for a solid minute then had to rewind. I'm in good company.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@shearmbjIt’s only older than the USAF because we didn’t need a separate Air Force at the time.

  • @archangeldo913
    @archangeldo913 5 месяцев назад +909

    Florida going submarine fishing is the most plausible thing ever.
    MORE FLORIDA PLEASE!
    It’s our greatest defense.

    • @cupstrapspazz
      @cupstrapspazz 5 месяцев назад +33

      Ernest Hemingway was doing it off the coast of Florida during ww2. He was hunting nazi submarines with a pistol and a box full of hand grenades.

    • @curtisclayton8023
      @curtisclayton8023 5 месяцев назад +22

      Only in Florida, I'm just glad I've got it on my flip phone

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@curtisclayton8023Ah, a man of culture, I see.

    • @Duane_Grabert
      @Duane_Grabert 5 месяцев назад +12

      Louisiana guy here. Eight words for my friends from Florida... Hold my beer and raise hell, Praise Dale.

    • @hypertekextinction7886
      @hypertekextinction7886 5 месяцев назад +6

      Also the thing we should never let escape, like the 22

  • @carlwitt3934
    @carlwitt3934 5 месяцев назад +491

    That Italian chopper looks amazing... if it had come out in 1972.

    • @callumwright7459
      @callumwright7459 5 месяцев назад +29

      Nah, it's ugly even by 70's standards... Attack Helos have been sexy since the Sixties, Cobra has been around since '67

    • @browhatisthis37
      @browhatisthis37 5 месяцев назад +40

      Ugly, but good and reliable. That's how Italy likes to do things, more power to them. Especially if it's cheaper

    • @jennifersweet3740
      @jennifersweet3740 5 месяцев назад +24

      That thing looks like they took an Apache and just added a bunch of angled parts 😂

    • @Quasimodo-mq8tw
      @Quasimodo-mq8tw 5 месяцев назад +17

      I was under the impression being but ugly is a requirement for being a Attack Helicopter.

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@callumwright7459
      Honestly?
      It looks like a Mangusta on Steroids

  • @QTownTruckspotting
    @QTownTruckspotting 5 месяцев назад +775

    Russia: “I have deployed my new S500-“
    Every American piece of equipment ever: “FCK YEAH FRESH MEAT”

    • @robertc.9503
      @robertc.9503 5 месяцев назад +37

      AGM-88 HARM: DIBS!

    • @f1reguy587
      @f1reguy587 5 месяцев назад +8

      Gotta wonder where they get the funding, the time and the objects to test against to make these new things. I feel they literally take a bumblebee out down the range, spray coat it in metallic paint and try to see it on radar…

    • @dannywatt6286
      @dannywatt6286 5 месяцев назад +11

      @f1reguy587
      If it’s like the T-14, they don’t and it’s graft made to look good in front of a camera before malfunctioning

    • @VonCraft
      @VonCraft 5 месяцев назад +9

      The equivelent of hearing a spooky noise in a horror moving and immediately sprinting towards it with a murderous smile knowing only one is coming out alive. Roll credits.

    • @QTownTruckspotting
      @QTownTruckspotting 5 месяцев назад

      @@dannywatt6286 “that is all western propaganda and lies the T14 is a fully functional tank and better than any NATO piece of garbage” -*in Russian accent*

  • @Real28
    @Real28 5 месяцев назад +234

    OMFG Canada offering to cover an American war crime in the name of Buff/The Kid is incredible

    • @bmxriderforlife1234
      @bmxriderforlife1234 5 месяцев назад +11

      Don't touch american boats....American rules. Usaf hired all the avro engineers. Canadian rule don't touch the sky boats or else. 0_0 Canadian death stare.

    • @EchostyleStudios
      @EchostyleStudios 5 месяцев назад +3

      Idk if i’m missing something but why is that a warcrime? What does munitions and lard do unless its a euphemism for napalm

    • @mimcduffee86
      @mimcduffee86 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@EchostyleStudios "Committing outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment;" Rome Statute Art. 8(2)(b)(xxi)

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@EchostyleStudiosI think it has something to do with their religion. Something about touching pig fat being deeply offensive to Muslims.

    • @sleepyancient6655
      @sleepyancient6655 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@EchostyleStudios If a Muslim gets pig inside their body, according to their beliefs, they go to hell.

  • @scotts6067
    @scotts6067 5 месяцев назад +208

    "I'm a bumblebee that gets high on speed" I love the Kid!!!!!!

    • @VideoGamebrothers123
      @VideoGamebrothers123 5 месяцев назад +5

      Personally I would’ve gone with intercept my heart, but it’s still a banger!

    • @privatestudios1538
      @privatestudios1538 5 месяцев назад +4

      When I get high, I get high on speed, mach 2 bumblebee is the drug for me. C'mon! My heart! Kick start my heart!

  • @Born2Losenot2win
    @Born2Losenot2win 5 месяцев назад +34

    Grandpa BUFF reminds me of my grandpa. He’d seen war first hand and fought on the frontlines, and yet he was the chillest man on the planet. until someone messed with me when I was a kid, and then everyone was unanimously concerned, unlike I’ve ever seen before lol. The memories of being loved by him so much makes me tear up 🥹🤧 he always gave me treats, always had a huge smile on his face, always hugged me and played with me in such an old age when no one else did, and was always there for me even when he wasn’t present.
    R.I.P. Gramps I miss you.

    • @koathekid8255
      @koathekid8255 5 месяцев назад +1

      He loves you and wants everyone to know that his love comes with “familial benefits”

  • @Hakivil173
    @Hakivil173 5 месяцев назад +62

    "I got a full navy full of John boats waiting to say hello" 😂

  • @larrysellers9204
    @larrysellers9204 5 месяцев назад +27

    Buff is out here ready to commit war crimes to protect the kid, gotta respect that energy. Buff is forever

  • @MissMimiDoll
    @MissMimiDoll 5 месяцев назад +48

    Florida Man and a dozen gators getting ready to go down the sub's hatch: "Listen here Earl, don't open that thang until the screamin' stops, you got it?"

  • @davidhanson1512
    @davidhanson1512 5 месяцев назад +43

    I'm waiting for the day when the Buff can drop loads of drones, preferably, drones designed to look like mini Buffs.

    • @markswalley8716
      @markswalley8716 5 месяцев назад +1

      that is SUCH a cooooooool idea!

    • @mrgcav
      @mrgcav 4 месяца назад

      I am pretty sure it already can.

  • @OverTheVoids
    @OverTheVoids 5 месяцев назад +213

    Italy: "I have developed my new gunship!"
    AC-130J: "You call that a gunship?"
    I'm not going to lie, but as someone who worked on building Ghostrider gunships in my last job, it's a bit odd hearing the word "gunship" associated with a helicopter.
    On another note, I think the F-22 needs to kill some time by making his own cover album since the U.S. won't let the kid do anything else except sit in his hanger.

    • @julianbrelsford
      @julianbrelsford 5 месяцев назад +16

      USS New Jersey, misquoting crocodile dundee: "That's not a gun, THIS is a gun"

    • @Malkuth-Gaming
      @Malkuth-Gaming 5 месяцев назад +4

      usually when I hear the word "Ship" its a seafaring vessel,,, not a plane or a helicopter xD

    • @BrokenLifeCycle
      @BrokenLifeCycle 5 месяцев назад +9

      Honestly, I see attack helicopters like the closest thing we got to sci-fi hover tanks.
      A really light hover tank.

    • @OverTheVoids
      @OverTheVoids 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Malkuth-Gaming True, though refraining from using any prefix from the word "ship" would likely almost always result in an image of a maritime vessel for anyone. That changes quite a bit once a prefix is included. I think "spaceship" is probably the best example of that change, but "gunship" also technically works quite well since it's mostly been attributed to aircraft.

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch 5 месяцев назад +5

      In the hanger making a banger?

  • @HammerOn-bu7gx
    @HammerOn-bu7gx 5 месяцев назад +56

    As soon as he said the magic words "War Crime" we knew! We KNEW Canada was coming!!!!!

  • @Billaxle
    @Billaxle 5 месяцев назад +65

    "Is that a fuckin promise, pizza boy?!?" Broke Me! 😂😂😂😂

  • @RTJsims
    @RTJsims 5 месяцев назад +58

    "America is 50 warlords stuffed in a trenchcoat with the defense budget big enough to fight God."- HRC

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 5 месяцев назад +3

      only as long as we arn't fihting god, we keep fighting each other, but give us a common enemy
      *PD2 Cloaker with intensifying sound and glowier red eyes*

    • @TreewwwyYzzerdd
      @TreewwwyYzzerdd 5 месяцев назад +1

      and were the good guys?

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@TreewwwyYzzerdd We're not the bad guys... most of the time

    • @Righty-O
      @Righty-O 5 месяцев назад +1

      War tribes

  • @curtisclayton8023
    @curtisclayton8023 5 месяцев назад +35

    I'm getting convinced that The Kid isn't crazy insomuch as suffering from a scorching case of cabin fever. Or hangar fever, in this instance

    • @sulfo4229
      @sulfo4229 5 месяцев назад

      ...And is quite hungry as well. Never ate proper meal.

    • @badbloodkiller3471
      @badbloodkiller3471 5 месяцев назад

      @@sulfo4229 Yeah, The Kid only had balloon and the like, that and Lunchables.

  • @atigerclaw
    @atigerclaw 5 месяцев назад +67

    *_Somewhere_*
    Angry Cop: "Wait, my Drill Sergeant Senses are tingling! That could only mean one thing: Habitual Line Crosser needs my help voicing a line?! But I just grew this-" *Is sucked down into Hell.* "-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARD!!!!"
    Hell: *Spews out Angry Drill Sergeant*
    AngryDS: "AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! Smooth as a baby's bottom! I'm here for you Battle! Now _where's my Mic?"_

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 5 месяцев назад

      Glorious.

    • @outsideliberty5443
      @outsideliberty5443 5 месяцев назад +2

      I hate I read that in his glorious voice. And I love that I can see that skit in my head

  • @liamrobinson2084
    @liamrobinson2084 5 месяцев назад +28

    RHPD! 😂 As a Canadian with an ever-growing admiration for our hegemonic cousins to the south, I wish our meagre, but eager Royal Canadian Air Force actually got the Buff. We get pretty much everything from US military suppliers anyway, with the occasional German and British systems. Our government is disgracefully cheap and delinquent in supporting our Armed Services, but our Service Members are stalwart, steadfast and pretty damn good in a fight. Since the Buff is eternal, we would never need to buy another long-range, heavy-lifting, topography-altering hockey puck delivery system. We wouldn't need to bum a lift off US logistics to "reach out and touch someone" ever again! Just imagine how many of the "Suggestions" we could cover on the "Checklist"!😂

    • @DarkShadowCustoms
      @DarkShadowCustoms 5 месяцев назад +8

      That last sentence is probably why we haven't sold any Buffs to Canada...

  • @robynbeach3198
    @robynbeach3198 5 месяцев назад +137

    In all seriousness, this may not paint me in the best light, but I really do appreciate you and your channel for being my grown-ass Reading Rainbow... you've legitimately helped me understand things that are way over my head, and made me feel much more confident in our military, (my son is planning to enter the Marine Corps, do they have to use a word that looks so much like corpse, next year) and important real world things, like knowing what I'm voting for in offices like congress and other seats that are lower profile and harder to understand the best decisions. Thank you! And don't judge me...

    • @jordancarmack584
      @jordancarmack584 5 месяцев назад +24

      Knowledge is good. Doesn't matter too much where you get it, as long as it's true.

    • @robynbeach3198
      @robynbeach3198 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@jordancarmack584 amen! Knowledge is available everywhere, understanding wth they're even talking about... well... apparently for me, that requires cartoons...

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 5 месяцев назад +15

      Well, it's the same Latin root as corpse. They're both from Corpus, meaning body.

    • @robynbeach3198
      @robynbeach3198 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@TheAchilles26 I get that, it just gets me every time I see it written while my little boy is in the process of joining.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 5 месяцев назад +6

      We care a lot more about what our government does, when we have family in service.
      That's why I favor the draft: "That's right, _now_ it's _your_ @$$ on the line!" No college deferment, no exemptions, loddy-doddy everybody!

  • @JustLikeTheSimulations
    @JustLikeTheSimulations 5 месяцев назад +468

    The fact that there are people who actually think Russia has superior tech is INSANE😂

    • @danonsgard4616
      @danonsgard4616 5 месяцев назад +36

      I met one the other day, he also thinks china is going to be the next top world power.

    • @ImNotHim-g4d
      @ImNotHim-g4d 5 месяцев назад

      @@danonsgard4616 Lmao

    • @aaronbosen6743
      @aaronbosen6743 5 месяцев назад +28

      Especially given their newest actual tank is just a partial refit of a by now 75 year old one.

    • @blankityblankblank2321
      @blankityblankblank2321 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@danonsgard4616 Sadly, it might be a matter of time. Their economy is going to become top somewhat soon, and their military, although made with stolen tech, is massive. Plus they lack as many enemies as the US.

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@aaronbosen6743 the swiss are going to have to give uo cheese. Russia now has things with more holes in them

  • @kb3164
    @kb3164 5 месяцев назад +12

    Every time I look at the Italian Chopper I keep expecting to hear the classic Transformer sound and watch it stand up.

    • @SynDaKit.
      @SynDaKit. 5 месяцев назад +1

      Omg yes!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @Arcanus02
    @Arcanus02 5 месяцев назад +25

    Italian here, just to clarify: Leonardo is the manifacturer, the helicopter is actually named AW249, and will be called AH-249A NEES "Fenice" once it starts rolling.
    NEES stands for Nuovo Elicottero da Esplorazione e Scorta (New Helicopter for Exploration and Escort), AH stands for Attack Helicopter and Fenice is "Phoenix" in italian

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 5 месяцев назад +2

      Phoenix is definitely a solid name for a helicopter. Does kinda look like a sporterized Apache, though

    • @Arcanus02
      @Arcanus02 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@jacobkern2060 It's a direct evolution of the AW129 Mangusta (Mongoose), but since Leonardo owns the rights to produce the Apache in Europe, it's clear that there was some inspiration about the design (the Mongoose was a light attack helicopter, the Phoenix is a heavy attack helicopter)

    • @Maedhros0Bajar
      @Maedhros0Bajar 5 месяцев назад

      It would look better on fire, I suppose

    • @AgnesIona
      @AgnesIona 4 месяца назад +1

      Thanks for the clarification and more info

  • @armageddon_gaming
    @armageddon_gaming 5 месяцев назад +10

    Buff threatening a warcrime if the kid gets touched is something I did not know I needed today ❤

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 5 месяцев назад +209

    Hey now not everyone have the budget of Yes. Let Leonardo be.

    • @matthewbooth9265
      @matthewbooth9265 5 месяцев назад +4

      Should have got the Mafia to chip in a bit then:P

    • @Racistobama
      @Racistobama 5 месяцев назад

      True, I'm sure those Roger Dean album covers and endless studio hours don't come cheap. Wait...OOOOH, wrong Yes.

    • @fulconandroadcone9488
      @fulconandroadcone9488 5 месяцев назад +6

      next one will be designed by Ferrari

    • @cdr2691
      @cdr2691 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@fulconandroadcone9488 honestly, would love to see that LOL

    • @maxedout1046
      @maxedout1046 5 месяцев назад

      @@cdr2691 SHUT UP, BEFORE THE DEFENSE MINISTRY HEARS YOUR FUCKING RETARDED ASS!!! THATS THE WORST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN!!!

  • @danyalreza8050
    @danyalreza8050 5 месяцев назад +6

    Grandpa Buff being so protective of the kid is so wholesome and brutal. I’m team Buff all day!

  • @avspecter2268
    @avspecter2268 5 месяцев назад +160

    FLORIDA FUCKIN BALLIN

    • @davidgray3061
      @davidgray3061 5 месяцев назад +2

      But at what cost

    • @idiotofthenorth
      @idiotofthenorth 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@davidgray3061 42 Russian sailors lives and a Sovi-er Russian submarine.

    • @leonardarola
      @leonardarola 5 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao.

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 5 месяцев назад +1

      T-180 FUKIN BALLIN

  • @Joker-ny7jh
    @Joker-ny7jh 5 месяцев назад +145

    "I forgot you're on our team this time" Me: *Looks at Japan and Germany nervously*

    • @fuzzyhead878
      @fuzzyhead878 5 месяцев назад +7

      Wait, wouldn’t it make more sense for them to look at us nervously?

    • @kcnichols8968
      @kcnichols8968 5 месяцев назад +21

      It's Italy they change teams more often than our presidential nominees change their fucking diapers...

    • @7stormy334
      @7stormy334 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@kcnichols8968 too true

    • @lazaroskarmaniolas7410
      @lazaroskarmaniolas7410 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@kcnichols8968 That's not saying much, they never change their diapers because they're all full of shit!

    • @porkcracklins630
      @porkcracklins630 5 месяцев назад +2

      After Electric Callboy and Babymetal's last collab, I for one welcome our new Japanese/German overlords.

  • @cliffdog2004
    @cliffdog2004 5 месяцев назад +325

    "...everything in my weapons bay is going to be covered in lard, so I can take care of you in this life and the next."
    That sent shivers through me in 'Murican pride. Go Buff!

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 5 месяцев назад +21

      That’s got some mad Pershing vibes behind that one.

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 5 месяцев назад +14

      It's a War Crime only if someone on the other side survives to whine about it. "Hey Buff ... it's time to bring back 'Arc Light!'"

    • @thebuzzcjc
      @thebuzzcjc 5 месяцев назад +7

      Pig grease should absolutely be standard gun lube for the terrys.

    • @MrJakeros
      @MrJakeros 5 месяцев назад +3

      Gonna go ahead and don my dunce cap but how is this a war crime exactly?

    • @TheLongVigil
      @TheLongVigil 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@thebuzzcjc I dont know if the smell of Bacon would go well with Cordite... Hmn

  • @lil__shmeat
    @lil__shmeat 5 месяцев назад +35

    I like the Leonardo. Looks like something you'd have to fight in an old Metal Gear game😂

    • @xaderalert
      @xaderalert 5 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah, that's exactly it!
      It's basically the ol' video game "similar but legally distinct from the Apache" gunship.

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@xaderalert When an Apache tangled with a local lady on deployment to Italy and 9 months later
      "It's me, Leonardo."

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 5 месяцев назад

      Honestly, it looks like it came out of Battlestar Galactica.
      And I love it.

    • @RichardPoxon-m3w
      @RichardPoxon-m3w 5 месяцев назад +1

      Can't wait to see the Michaelangelo.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@RichardPoxon-m3w I suddenly want pizza.

  • @mathieuaurousseau100
    @mathieuaurousseau100 5 месяцев назад +22

    The point of stealth isn't to not be detected, it's to be detected to late
    Of course "never" is the best form of to late

  • @psychocuda
    @psychocuda 5 месяцев назад +45

    Russia's S-500 costs $2.5 billion. Ukraine "Hey...it'd be a real shame if someone were to take a $500 drone and...oh, I don't know..."

    • @RichardPoxon-m3w
      @RichardPoxon-m3w 4 месяца назад +2

      Ukraine: send more toys, this one's broken

  • @phelan511
    @phelan511 5 месяцев назад +16

    That Italian chopper is so chonky.
    It’s cute. Like if Fiat Abarth made an Apache.

    • @kevinwalker4623
      @kevinwalker4623 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ball park franks, plump when you cook em!

  • @ryanflyhigh36
    @ryanflyhigh36 5 месяцев назад +5

    That “double look” at the end…
    Chef’s kiss 😘🤌🏼

  • @michaelbrown2678
    @michaelbrown2678 5 месяцев назад +17

    Buff for President 2028
    (Seriously "Buff for President" would be a great shirt idea for merch!)😂👍🏻🥃🇺🇸

    • @timothyroush7589
      @timothyroush7589 5 месяцев назад +1

      I'd buy it.

    • @joehannah1343
      @joehannah1343 5 месяцев назад

      The Kid has got to be VP. No wars/squirmishes/ raised voices by any country in the world with that duo in charge.

  • @staceyacre
    @staceyacre 5 месяцев назад +4

    “Everything in my weapons bay will be covered in lard”. Had me rolling…

  • @twocubez7848
    @twocubez7848 5 месяцев назад +18

    Never thought that I’d ever see the Italians go for function over form. It must be “Opposite Day” again.

  • @figuwx6284
    @figuwx6284 5 месяцев назад +7

    geezes!! "the macho man off of wish" has me crying of laughter!!! hahahahahah

  • @absolutegaming4067
    @absolutegaming4067 5 месяцев назад +26

    Kickstart my heart will never not be the best thing to blast while speeding on the highway.

  • @Dripi_weta
    @Dripi_weta 5 месяцев назад +133

    uhhh guys.. something's there..
    its fucking locked on us.. but we cant lock it..
    "would you intercept me..... id intercept me.."

    • @EnderMalcolm
      @EnderMalcolm 5 месяцев назад +5

      Petition to have the F-22's radar encoded to blast this over enemy comms frequencies while firing missiles.

  • @AllTheHappySquirrels
    @AllTheHappySquirrels 5 месяцев назад +10

    I will forever picture the kid dressed up as a bumblebee for Halloween 😂

  • @markcemo
    @markcemo 5 месяцев назад +1

    "We'll just wait 'til it breaks down and tell some crackheads it's full of copper." 🤣🤣🤣 Had to pause the video I was laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @ManiacRacing
    @ManiacRacing 5 месяцев назад +14

    "No Officer, I have no idea how that russian nuclear reactor got here. Musta been army surplus or something"

  • @caronin
    @caronin 5 месяцев назад +1

    Grandpa Buff defending the kid like that, is the most wholesome thing I've seen all day.

  • @42grath
    @42grath 5 месяцев назад +5

    Holy shit, Buff’s going full Crusades war crimes up in here

  • @eblancho871
    @eblancho871 5 месяцев назад +9

    They say never meet your heroes but I had HLC assisting with my PT Test this morning took everything I had to not fan boy him and ask for a selfie.

  • @SmithOfGear92
    @SmithOfGear92 5 месяцев назад +31

    Kinda wild how the birthplace of so many beautful automobile makers-- Ferrari, Lamborghini, Pagani, Maserati to name a few, could create such a hideous gunship. I'm expecting a Tym3 Glitch "Raptor Roasts" video about it some time in the future.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 месяцев назад +1

      Well... have you ever seen a Fiat?😂

    • @HammerOn-bu7gx
      @HammerOn-bu7gx 5 месяцев назад +2

      Gunship? That's not a gunship!
      This... this is a gunship!

    • @MichaelSHartman
      @MichaelSHartman 5 месяцев назад +1

      Public sector versus private sector.

    • @LM-oh3vw
      @LM-oh3vw 5 месяцев назад +3

      It’s like the OG Fiat Panda. Definitely not good looking, but it got the job done reliably, especially the 4x4 version which has achieved Legend status.

    • @Jeff.78
      @Jeff.78 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@LM-oh3vw James May approves.

  • @TheNavypiccolo
    @TheNavypiccolo 5 месяцев назад +1

    Loved that Apache made an appearance. Need more of him and Growler.
    Maybe if Grandpa Buff wants to tell some more stories, he can introduce Sandy or the mighty Alpha Six.

  • @Chaos-Devil51
    @Chaos-Devil51 5 месяцев назад +97

    Why is Florida been making so much sense lately, also Grandpa buffs that was just brutal.

    • @AmericPet
      @AmericPet 5 месяцев назад +3

      Because Florida is incredibly good at crimes against humanity.

    • @AntonsVoice
      @AntonsVoice 5 месяцев назад

      It's just religious warcrimes.

    • @porkcracklins630
      @porkcracklins630 5 месяцев назад

      If Florida is making sense, my guess is you have a gas leak. Or you're IN Florida and you're on meth.

    • @FloridaStateWX
      @FloridaStateWX 4 месяца назад +1

      @@AmericPet That's my home state for you. Raise Hell, Praise Dale.

  • @Skepten
    @Skepten 5 месяцев назад +16

    Canada, the Geneva convention is NOT the Guinness book, you don't have to hold all the records.

    • @RichardPoxon-m3w
      @RichardPoxon-m3w 5 месяцев назад +2

      Why not?

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 5 месяцев назад +1

      I mean... I want some, too.

    • @ITACHIUCHIHA-qc6fe
      @ITACHIUCHIHA-qc6fe 5 месяцев назад

      We don't have to, but we do because we were told we had no room for prisoners

  • @malarkthemad4300
    @malarkthemad4300 5 месяцев назад +50

    any bets on the S500 just being an s200 and an s300 parked really close together?

    • @RammmFan
      @RammmFan 5 месяцев назад +3

      s200-s300 sandwich :D

    • @Soemguywhoask
      @Soemguywhoask 5 месяцев назад +2

      With an S-000 in the middle

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 5 месяцев назад +4

      That's a great joke.
      It's not going to be any more effective. Might as well be the S-Zero

    • @pyroboy8590
      @pyroboy8590 5 месяцев назад +1

      Kwik maffs

    • @BaldBoomerTV
      @BaldBoomerTV 5 месяцев назад +1

      That would involve Russia knowing how to use math

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 5 месяцев назад +6

    Now I kind of want to see a mix of the A-Team, Ungentlemanly Warfare and Inglorious Basterds but with Floridians lmao!

  • @VKiera
    @VKiera 5 месяцев назад +4

    Florida reminds me of that old 90s Taco Bell Godzilla commercial, "Here lizard, lizard, lizard" 😂

  • @monkeykidd420
    @monkeykidd420 5 месяцев назад +3

    I really love some of the overlap between some of the military RUclipsrs and the gun RUclipsrs and how the communities all kind of just meld together. It's so fucking amazing and it's never a war crime the first time

  • @centurion0-13
    @centurion0-13 5 месяцев назад +1

    We going to talk about how grandpa buff is very protective over the kid reminds of me of mine I miss him. Also thanks Canada for being willing to take one for the team.

  • @StelyDn
    @StelyDn 5 месяцев назад +35

    Russia and Florida acting like 4 year olds...
    And I'm here for it!

    • @SynDaKit.
      @SynDaKit. 5 месяцев назад

      4? I'd say 3 1/2 and I know florida is the chicken hawk..... lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @mitchellbailey7030
    @mitchellbailey7030 5 месяцев назад +7

    “SLAP MAPLE GLORY ON IT” and let him go 😂🤣😂👍🏻🫡🫡🫡

  • @stevegonzo2091
    @stevegonzo2091 5 месяцев назад +5

    Woah. So... Italy basically made "Blue Thunder" from the 80s? Nice. One of my favorite movies. Roy Scheider and Daniel Stern were great in it. Go JAFO!

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 5 месяцев назад +1

      Next can we get AIRWOLF as a real heli (Mach Jesus Helicopter from said show)

    • @stevegonzo2091
      @stevegonzo2091 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@baseballjustin5 Yes please. A seemingly mildly modified Bell 22 that has hidden .50 cals, a hidden weapons bay, and can jump to Mach 1?! Would be great for covert operations.

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 4 месяца назад

    I love the picture of Floridians diving into the sea and hauling that sub out, crew and all, dismantling it for scrap on the beach. 😂

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 5 месяцев назад +6

    God I love the fact that we have a shank missile. We need that as a character that is at least as psychotic as the Kid. “Oh you think you are using human shields? Against me!?! Bro! I am the final form of a knife fight. There is no such thing as a human shield with me”

  • @shearmbj
    @shearmbj 5 месяцев назад +11

    Italy getting lectured about needing to look good AND be functional is embarassing. It's un-Italian. It mocks every Italian suit, ever.

  • @Tiewaz
    @Tiewaz 5 месяцев назад +7

    I suppose that's one way to dispose of the invasive pythons. Open hatch, drop 'em in, close hatch. Snakes On A Submarine.

  • @WinVisten
    @WinVisten 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:05 Grandpa Buff being so protective of his grandson is honestly adorable but in a dark way... Dark for the *enemy*, I mean.

  • @RealBrickHick
    @RealBrickHick 5 месяцев назад +6

    I think I speak for your entire fan base when I say we want a full version of the kickstart my heart after burner edition released on Spotify

  • @Prognosticator0
    @Prognosticator0 5 месяцев назад

    Florida is like a perfect combination of initiative taking chaos and Charley from Always Sunny.
    "WILDCARD!"

  • @MariaTex3
    @MariaTex3 5 месяцев назад +9

    "Oh wait, I forgot you're on our team this time" 😂

  • @vampseven
    @vampseven 5 месяцев назад

    Just when I think I cant laugh any harder at one of these!! Fkn gold HLC!! 🤣👌🏼😆

  • @tronmaster5704
    @tronmaster5704 5 месяцев назад +4

    Italy's gunship looks like someone took a look at the aircraft in 40k, thought "yeah, I can make that work", and just, didn't.

  • @williams6752
    @williams6752 5 месяцев назад

    Dang...That comment about lard was perfect. This one had so many zingers. Well earned thumbs up.

  • @anthony3603
    @anthony3603 5 месяцев назад +4

    Mach 2 bumble bee is the drug for me! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cyanide7270
    @cyanide7270 5 месяцев назад

    I cannot even begin to state how much i fucking love tht the apache is Macho Man Randy Savage XD Thats just glorious!

  • @Jackelmandingo
    @Jackelmandingo 5 месяцев назад +6

    The AW249 Fenice (English: Phoenix) is just a suped up A129 Mangusta (Mongoose).... Oh and it's 'stealth' and can control UAV's.

  • @ytcrazies487
    @ytcrazies487 5 месяцев назад

    Best one yet...kept trying to give it another thumbs up!

  • @NaraBoy89
    @NaraBoy89 5 месяцев назад +5

    4:48 no wonder he got axed, instead of drinking terror tea, he should of been drinking some LIBER-TEA!

    • @SlpBeauty333
      @SlpBeauty333 5 месяцев назад

      OMG I was just thinking that I heard a piece from The Fat Electrician? He was describing the Boston Tea Party and there was a very polite note about refusing to pay the tax? Do you know how he translated it?
      "Take your metric leaf juice and shove it, we're not paying"
      Metric leaf juice? Metro leaf juice instead of just "tea"? Howling with laughter! My cats are scared!

  • @jasonjohnson4028
    @jasonjohnson4028 5 месяцев назад

    More Macho, please. He may be what keeps me watching you two.

  • @lucashenry6281
    @lucashenry6281 5 месяцев назад +11

    Well, time to break out the face eating cannibal drugs again and let my neighbors go get us a new fishing boat. God I love my little tweaker tots down here.

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto 5 месяцев назад

      Fuckin' tweaker tots. That made my day, take my like you magnificent bastard.

  • @percyvoss8943
    @percyvoss8943 5 месяцев назад +1

    I swear bro Everytime I see a notification for this channel I get the biggest smile and drop everything

  • @mbyerly9680
    @mbyerly9680 5 месяцев назад +16

    If Florida wants to get fancy, they can send in some cigarette boats.

    • @Apollyon67
      @Apollyon67 5 месяцев назад +2

      Hell. I figured they would load up their pontoon boats like a pickup truck. Maybe even tow a barge or two behind them.

    • @RichardPoxon-m3w
      @RichardPoxon-m3w 5 месяцев назад +3

      Alligators can drive a cigarette boat?!!

    • @lowkey1969
      @lowkey1969 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@RichardPoxon-m3w Yes, but they have to be over 16 to get their licence.

    • @mbyerly9680
      @mbyerly9680 5 месяцев назад

      @@RichardPoxon-m3w No, the crocs do that.

  • @chriswolf476
    @chriswolf476 5 месяцев назад

    “Everything in my weapons bay will be covered in lard, so I can take care of you I this life and the next”. Has to be the best grandpa buff line ever. Savage AF

  • @Raansu
    @Raansu 5 месяцев назад +4

    Basically, if you see the tiny spec of the F22 on the radar... it's too late and the F22 was taunting you.

  • @berrie-nice-to-meet-you
    @berrie-nice-to-meet-you 5 месяцев назад

    The kid having so many self-made theme songs is so perfect. Also, hell yeah Macho Man Apache Savage is back!

  • @Bethlam
    @Bethlam 5 месяцев назад +8

    “Here, fishy, fishy, fishy” 😂

  • @griffindr666
    @griffindr666 5 месяцев назад +2

    That thing looks like a FLYIN lego🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kamlando3089
    @kamlando3089 5 месяцев назад +7

    Just a PSA for the crackheads who will "salvage" the Russian sub: If you find something that's glowing don't touch it.

    • @ajr731
      @ajr731 5 месяцев назад +4

      Like Florida man doesn't know exactly how to deal with radioactive waste...

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 5 месяцев назад +1

      FPL has a few nuclear reactors, from what I remember. They gotta store the waste somewhere

  • @DevinClark-hd2qu
    @DevinClark-hd2qu 5 месяцев назад

    🗣️I like how Grandpa speaks so calmly.

  • @m1t2a1
    @m1t2a1 5 месяцев назад +5

    "It's not a war crime the first time." 3:07 Someone on Unsub Podcast quoting someone, maybe you or Canada.

  • @rahsaanmoore629
    @rahsaanmoore629 5 месяцев назад

    Buff loves the kid😂😂😂😂 everything covered in lard😂😂😂

  • @bodake2557
    @bodake2557 5 месяцев назад +3

    “Don’t touch the kid” -Buff

  • @KiithnarasAshaa
    @KiithnarasAshaa 5 месяцев назад +1

    As a recovering Floridian, I genuinely appreciate your Florida characterization : )

  • @ErrolFOFoor
    @ErrolFOFoor 5 месяцев назад +4

    I noticed, "Pretty sure that is a war crime" wasn't a no.

  • @N0rmalDude
    @N0rmalDude 5 месяцев назад +1

    I did not know I needed to hear the kid singing kickstart my heart, but I suppose I did.
    I would like to formally request a full cover

  • @patrickkenyon2326
    @patrickkenyon2326 5 месяцев назад +4

    Florida Man accidently drops 16 bundles of dynamite on Russian submarine.
    Says he was just fishing.

  • @SeaWitchUSN
    @SeaWitchUSN 5 месяцев назад

    Grandpa Buff went full savage and I am HERE FOR IT 😂

  • @lummnorris
    @lummnorris 5 месяцев назад +6

    I wanna see a video where the F22 and the SU-57 fight each other, or at least have a debate

  • @mozxz
    @mozxz 5 месяцев назад

    Grandpa Buff went from thinking the Kid was just a creepy loner, to being super protective of him, its just so lovely to see that character development.

  • @Atlas3060
    @Atlas3060 5 месяцев назад +4

    My dad used to tell me a joke: "Helicopters don't lift, they're just so ugly that the Earth throws them up in disgust."
    If he were alive today and saw the Leonardo, he'd cackle and scream "I was right all along!"

    • @RichardPoxon-m3w
      @RichardPoxon-m3w 5 месяцев назад +3

      My dad said that helicopters don't fly. They beat the air into submission.