"Buff, I'm almost positive that, that is a war crime" You can see Canada nodding incessantly while smiling ear to ear... like Jack Nicholson eyeing a Twinkie
What is inaccurate is saying it would be on shore in two hours. In reality, that hunk of metal would be disassembled and disappeared in that time while still in the water.
If it gets as far north as North Carolina, there's a place on the Outer Banks called Nag's Head because the Outerbankers used to hang a lantern around a nag's neck and walk her up and down the coast, luring ships to founder on the sandbanks and shoals. Once a ship had run aground, it was legally considered salvage and the Bankers could pick the ship and her cargo clean. It's just one small piece of why the Outer Banks are the Graveyard of the Atlantic. So many ships have sunk there that the locals figured out how to turn that into a way of life. Remember, Russia: Germany tried sneaking their U-boats up and down the East Coast, too, and that didn't end well for them, either.
Gotta wonder where they get the funding, the time and the objects to test against to make these new things. I feel they literally take a bumblebee out down the range, spray coat it in metallic paint and try to see it on radar…
The equivelent of hearing a spooky noise in a horror moving and immediately sprinting towards it with a murderous smile knowing only one is coming out alive. Roll credits.
@@dannywatt6286 “that is all western propaganda and lies the T14 is a fully functional tank and better than any NATO piece of garbage” -*in Russian accent*
Don't touch american boats....American rules. Usaf hired all the avro engineers. Canadian rule don't touch the sky boats or else. 0_0 Canadian death stare.
only as long as we arn't fihting god, we keep fighting each other, but give us a common enemy *PD2 Cloaker with intensifying sound and glowier red eyes*
Italy: "I have developed my new gunship!" AC-130J: "You call that a gunship?" I'm not going to lie, but as someone who worked on building Ghostrider gunships in my last job, it's a bit odd hearing the word "gunship" associated with a helicopter. On another note, I think the F-22 needs to kill some time by making his own cover album since the U.S. won't let the kid do anything else except sit in his hanger.
@@Malkuth-Gaming True, though refraining from using any prefix from the word "ship" would likely almost always result in an image of a maritime vessel for anyone. That changes quite a bit once a prefix is included. I think "spaceship" is probably the best example of that change, but "gunship" also technically works quite well since it's mostly been attributed to aircraft.
@@danonsgard4616 Sadly, it might be a matter of time. Their economy is going to become top somewhat soon, and their military, although made with stolen tech, is massive. Plus they lack as many enemies as the US.
Grandpa BUFF reminds me of my grandpa. He’d seen war first hand and fought on the frontlines, and yet he was the chillest man on the planet. until someone messed with me when I was a kid, and then everyone was unanimously concerned, unlike I’ve ever seen before lol. The memories of being loved by him so much makes me tear up 🥹🤧 he always gave me treats, always had a huge smile on his face, always hugged me and played with me in such an old age when no one else did, and was always there for me even when he wasn’t present. R.I.P. Gramps I miss you.
Florida Man and a dozen gators getting ready to go down the sub's hatch: "Listen here Earl, don't open that thang until the screamin' stops, you got it?"
"...everything in my weapons bay is going to be covered in lard, so I can take care of you in this life and the next." That sent shivers through me in 'Murican pride. Go Buff!
Italian here, just to clarify: Leonardo is the manifacturer, the helicopter is actually named AW249, and will be called AH-249A NEES "Fenice" once it starts rolling. NEES stands for Nuovo Elicottero da Esplorazione e Scorta (New Helicopter for Exploration and Escort), AH stands for Attack Helicopter and Fenice is "Phoenix" in italian
@@jacobkern2060 It's a direct evolution of the AW129 Mangusta (Mongoose), but since Leonardo owns the rights to produce the Apache in Europe, it's clear that there was some inspiration about the design (the Mongoose was a light attack helicopter, the Phoenix is a heavy attack helicopter)
In all seriousness, this may not paint me in the best light, but I really do appreciate you and your channel for being my grown-ass Reading Rainbow... you've legitimately helped me understand things that are way over my head, and made me feel much more confident in our military, (my son is planning to enter the Marine Corps, do they have to use a word that looks so much like corpse, next year) and important real world things, like knowing what I'm voting for in offices like congress and other seats that are lower profile and harder to understand the best decisions. Thank you! And don't judge me...
@@jordancarmack584 amen! Knowledge is available everywhere, understanding wth they're even talking about... well... apparently for me, that requires cartoons...
We care a lot more about what our government does, when we have family in service. That's why I favor the draft: "That's right, _now_ it's _your_ @$$ on the line!" No college deferment, no exemptions, loddy-doddy everybody!
*_Somewhere_* Angry Cop: "Wait, my Drill Sergeant Senses are tingling! That could only mean one thing: Habitual Line Crosser needs my help voicing a line?! But I just grew this-" *Is sucked down into Hell.* "-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARD!!!!" Hell: *Spews out Angry Drill Sergeant* AngryDS: "AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! Smooth as a baby's bottom! I'm here for you Battle! Now _where's my Mic?"_
RHPD! 😂 As a Canadian with an ever-growing admiration for our hegemonic cousins to the south, I wish our meagre, but eager Royal Canadian Air Force actually got the Buff. We get pretty much everything from US military suppliers anyway, with the occasional German and British systems. Our government is disgracefully cheap and delinquent in supporting our Armed Services, but our Service Members are stalwart, steadfast and pretty damn good in a fight. Since the Buff is eternal, we would never need to buy another long-range, heavy-lifting, topography-altering hockey puck delivery system. We wouldn't need to bum a lift off US logistics to "reach out and touch someone" ever again! Just imagine how many of the "Suggestions" we could cover on the "Checklist"!😂
Kinda wild how the birthplace of so many beautful automobile makers-- Ferrari, Lamborghini, Pagani, Maserati to name a few, could create such a hideous gunship. I'm expecting a Tym3 Glitch "Raptor Roasts" video about it some time in the future.
It’s like the OG Fiat Panda. Definitely not good looking, but it got the job done reliably, especially the 4x4 version which has achieved Legend status.
God I love the fact that we have a shank missile. We need that as a character that is at least as psychotic as the Kid. “Oh you think you are using human shields? Against me!?! Bro! I am the final form of a knife fight. There is no such thing as a human shield with me”
OMG I was just thinking that I heard a piece from The Fat Electrician? He was describing the Boston Tea Party and there was a very polite note about refusing to pay the tax? Do you know how he translated it? "Take your metric leaf juice and shove it, we're not paying" Metric leaf juice? Metro leaf juice instead of just "tea"? Howling with laughter! My cats are scared!
Ahh yes. The S-500. An air defense system that can be beaten by a missile from the 90s with a plane from the 80s. Not the flex you think it is but okay
Woah. So... Italy basically made "Blue Thunder" from the 80s? Nice. One of my favorite movies. Roy Scheider and Daniel Stern were great in it. Go JAFO!
@@baseballjustin5 Yes please. A seemingly mildly modified Bell 22 that has hidden .50 cals, a hidden weapons bay, and can jump to Mach 1?! Would be great for covert operations.
Best show on the tube. Keep them coming, I need the fresh dark humor and stupididity to start my day as much as coffee. I love the Florida man and Scotland. Reminds me of the Rodger Moore on the jeopardy skits, priceless
That impression of Angry Cops completely caught me off guard. Praying for HL that he won't find out about that or he's gonna get that Angry Cops knife hand in his face
Well, time to break out the face eating cannibal drugs again and let my neighbors go get us a new fishing boat. God I love my little tweaker tots down here.
I really love some of the overlap between some of the military RUclipsrs and the gun RUclipsrs and how the communities all kind of just meld together. It's so fucking amazing and it's never a war crime the first time
My dad used to tell me a joke: "Helicopters don't lift, they're just so ugly that the Earth throws them up in disgust." If he were alive today and saw the Leonardo, he'd cackle and scream "I was right all along!"
Italy’s new gunship looks like a transformer with a design that favors the robot mode over alt mode. Like the altmode was an afterthought due to budget cuts
Loved that Apache made an appearance. Need more of him and Growler. Maybe if Grandpa Buff wants to tell some more stories, he can introduce Sandy or the mighty Alpha Six.
“Everything in my weapons bay will be covered in lard, so I can take care of you I this life and the next”. Has to be the best grandpa buff line ever. Savage AF
We going to talk about how grandpa buff is very protective over the kid reminds of me of mine I miss him. Also thanks Canada for being willing to take one for the team.
I can see the headline now. "Florida Man Drops Alligator Down Hatch of Russian Submarine"
This would definitely get added to the Geneva Convention 💀 “No weaponizing animals”. I’m all for it tho
For the Russians it might not be the weirdest thing they have seen in a submarine.
@@Joker-ny7jh Say it with me boys and gals: not warcrime when done first time
"Florida man successfully dives underwater, enters Russian submarine in search of catalytic converters "
@@Joker-ny7jh you probably meant geneva check-list?
"Buff, I'm almost positive that, that is a war crime"
You can see Canada nodding incessantly while smiling ear to ear... like Jack Nicholson eyeing a Twinkie
Nods politely with a glorious Canadian smile slowly.
LMFAO
Hey now, It is not a war crime the first time.
Someone's gonna have to check that Geneva Checklist.
What's wrong with lard bombs btw?
"Wait til it breaks down and tell a bunch of crackheads it's full of copper.".... Gotta love that Florida energy
What is inaccurate is saying it would be on shore in two hours. In reality, that hunk of metal would be disassembled and disappeared in that time while still in the water.
If it gets as far north as North Carolina, there's a place on the Outer Banks called Nag's Head because the Outerbankers used to hang a lantern around a nag's neck and walk her up and down the coast, luring ships to founder on the sandbanks and shoals. Once a ship had run aground, it was legally considered salvage and the Bankers could pick the ship and her cargo clean.
It's just one small piece of why the Outer Banks are the Graveyard of the Atlantic. So many ships have sunk there that the locals figured out how to turn that into a way of life.
Remember, Russia: Germany tried sneaking their U-boats up and down the East Coast, too, and that didn't end well for them, either.
@@Cedar_Wolf I didn't know that that's cool
i want to have some kind of argument against that statement, but seeing the crackheads in florida, feels more believable than it making it to shore
Screw the copper. That sub is made from titanium. I hear Boeing and Airbus will pay top dollar…
“Here fishy fishy fishy” 😂😂😂 just Florida being Florida… there’s nothing wrong with that
Oooh a Russian sub
😅
Always remember you fish for Russian submarines with alligators and crackheads
@@furiouskaiser9914 the Kursk 2.0, better get it soon before it sunk
@@furiouskaiser9914 not gonna lie, the yoink man would totally do it
Canada wanting to put a maple leaf on the Buff and not tell anyone had me laughing so hard I had to restart the video to hear the rest 😂😂😂
I second this idea a Maple Leafs would look beautiful
It's the RCAF Roundel and it's older than the USAF and older than the BUFF. The last bomber to wear it was the Lancaster.
I'm glad it wasn't just me😂😂
I fuckin lost it, laughed for a solid minute then had to rewind. I'm in good company.
@@shearmbjIt’s only older than the USAF because we didn’t need a separate Air Force at the time.
"Is that a fucking promise pizza boy?" is absolute fire from The Kid.
Russia: “I have deployed my new S500-“
Every American piece of equipment ever: “FCK YEAH FRESH MEAT”
AGM-88 HARM: DIBS!
Gotta wonder where they get the funding, the time and the objects to test against to make these new things. I feel they literally take a bumblebee out down the range, spray coat it in metallic paint and try to see it on radar…
@f1reguy587
If it’s like the T-14, they don’t and it’s graft made to look good in front of a camera before malfunctioning
The equivelent of hearing a spooky noise in a horror moving and immediately sprinting towards it with a murderous smile knowing only one is coming out alive. Roll credits.
@@dannywatt6286 “that is all western propaganda and lies the T14 is a fully functional tank and better than any NATO piece of garbage” -*in Russian accent*
OMFG Canada offering to cover an American war crime in the name of Buff/The Kid is incredible
Don't touch american boats....American rules. Usaf hired all the avro engineers. Canadian rule don't touch the sky boats or else. 0_0 Canadian death stare.
Idk if i’m missing something but why is that a warcrime? What does munitions and lard do unless its a euphemism for napalm
@@EchostyleStudios "Committing outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment;" Rome Statute Art. 8(2)(b)(xxi)
@@EchostyleStudiosI think it has something to do with their religion. Something about touching pig fat being deeply offensive to Muslims.
@@EchostyleStudios If a Muslim gets pig inside their body, according to their beliefs, they go to hell.
Florida going submarine fishing is the most plausible thing ever.
MORE FLORIDA PLEASE!
It’s our greatest defense.
Ernest Hemingway was doing it off the coast of Florida during ww2. He was hunting nazi submarines with a pistol and a box full of hand grenades.
Only in Florida, I'm just glad I've got it on my flip phone
@@curtisclayton8023Ah, a man of culture, I see.
Louisiana guy here. Eight words for my friends from Florida... Hold my beer and raise hell, Praise Dale.
Also the thing we should never let escape, like the 22
"I'm a bumblebee that gets high on speed" I love the Kid!!!!!!
Personally I would’ve gone with intercept my heart, but it’s still a banger!
When I get high, I get high on speed, mach 2 bumblebee is the drug for me. C'mon! My heart! Kick start my heart!
That Italian chopper looks amazing... if it had come out in 1972.
Nah, it's ugly even by 70's standards... Attack Helos have been sexy since the Sixties, Cobra has been around since '67
Ugly, but good and reliable. That's how Italy likes to do things, more power to them. Especially if it's cheaper
That thing looks like they took an Apache and just added a bunch of angled parts 😂
I was under the impression being but ugly is a requirement for being a Attack Helicopter.
@@callumwright7459
Honestly?
It looks like a Mangusta on Steroids
"America is 50 warlords stuffed in a trenchcoat with the defense budget big enough to fight God."- HRC
only as long as we arn't fihting god, we keep fighting each other, but give us a common enemy
*PD2 Cloaker with intensifying sound and glowier red eyes*
and were the good guys?
@@TreewwwyYzzerdd We're not the bad guys... most of the time
War tribes
Italy: "I have developed my new gunship!"
AC-130J: "You call that a gunship?"
I'm not going to lie, but as someone who worked on building Ghostrider gunships in my last job, it's a bit odd hearing the word "gunship" associated with a helicopter.
On another note, I think the F-22 needs to kill some time by making his own cover album since the U.S. won't let the kid do anything else except sit in his hanger.
USS New Jersey, misquoting crocodile dundee: "That's not a gun, THIS is a gun"
usually when I hear the word "Ship" its a seafaring vessel,,, not a plane or a helicopter xD
Honestly, I see attack helicopters like the closest thing we got to sci-fi hover tanks.
A really light hover tank.
@@Malkuth-Gaming True, though refraining from using any prefix from the word "ship" would likely almost always result in an image of a maritime vessel for anyone. That changes quite a bit once a prefix is included. I think "spaceship" is probably the best example of that change, but "gunship" also technically works quite well since it's mostly been attributed to aircraft.
In the hanger making a banger?
The fact that there are people who actually think Russia has superior tech is INSANE😂
I met one the other day, he also thinks china is going to be the next top world power.
@@danonsgard4616 Lmao
Especially given their newest actual tank is just a partial refit of a by now 75 year old one.
@@danonsgard4616 Sadly, it might be a matter of time. Their economy is going to become top somewhat soon, and their military, although made with stolen tech, is massive. Plus they lack as many enemies as the US.
@@aaronbosen6743 the swiss are going to have to give uo cheese. Russia now has things with more holes in them
I'm waiting for the day when the Buff can drop loads of drones, preferably, drones designed to look like mini Buffs.
that is SUCH a cooooooool idea!
I am pretty sure it already can.
Buff is out here ready to commit war crimes to protect the kid, gotta respect that energy. Buff is forever
Grandpa BUFF reminds me of my grandpa. He’d seen war first hand and fought on the frontlines, and yet he was the chillest man on the planet. until someone messed with me when I was a kid, and then everyone was unanimously concerned, unlike I’ve ever seen before lol. The memories of being loved by him so much makes me tear up 🥹🤧 he always gave me treats, always had a huge smile on his face, always hugged me and played with me in such an old age when no one else did, and was always there for me even when he wasn’t present.
R.I.P. Gramps I miss you.
He loves you and wants everyone to know that his love comes with “familial benefits”
"I forgot you're on our team this time" Me: *Looks at Japan and Germany nervously*
Wait, wouldn’t it make more sense for them to look at us nervously?
It's Italy they change teams more often than our presidential nominees change their fucking diapers...
@@kcnichols8968 too true
@@kcnichols8968 That's not saying much, they never change their diapers because they're all full of shit!
After Electric Callboy and Babymetal's last collab, I for one welcome our new Japanese/German overlords.
"I got a full navy full of John boats waiting to say hello" 😂
Florida Man and a dozen gators getting ready to go down the sub's hatch: "Listen here Earl, don't open that thang until the screamin' stops, you got it?"
"...everything in my weapons bay is going to be covered in lard, so I can take care of you in this life and the next."
That sent shivers through me in 'Murican pride. Go Buff!
That’s got some mad Pershing vibes behind that one.
It's a War Crime only if someone on the other side survives to whine about it. "Hey Buff ... it's time to bring back 'Arc Light!'"
Pig grease should absolutely be standard gun lube for the terrys.
Gonna go ahead and don my dunce cap but how is this a war crime exactly?
@@thebuzzcjc I dont know if the smell of Bacon would go well with Cordite... Hmn
As soon as he said the magic words "War Crime" we knew! We KNEW Canada was coming!!!!!
Canadian here
Italian here, just to clarify: Leonardo is the manifacturer, the helicopter is actually named AW249, and will be called AH-249A NEES "Fenice" once it starts rolling.
NEES stands for Nuovo Elicottero da Esplorazione e Scorta (New Helicopter for Exploration and Escort), AH stands for Attack Helicopter and Fenice is "Phoenix" in italian
Phoenix is definitely a solid name for a helicopter. Does kinda look like a sporterized Apache, though
@@jacobkern2060 It's a direct evolution of the AW129 Mangusta (Mongoose), but since Leonardo owns the rights to produce the Apache in Europe, it's clear that there was some inspiration about the design (the Mongoose was a light attack helicopter, the Phoenix is a heavy attack helicopter)
It would look better on fire, I suppose
Thanks for the clarification and more info
In all seriousness, this may not paint me in the best light, but I really do appreciate you and your channel for being my grown-ass Reading Rainbow... you've legitimately helped me understand things that are way over my head, and made me feel much more confident in our military, (my son is planning to enter the Marine Corps, do they have to use a word that looks so much like corpse, next year) and important real world things, like knowing what I'm voting for in offices like congress and other seats that are lower profile and harder to understand the best decisions. Thank you! And don't judge me...
Knowledge is good. Doesn't matter too much where you get it, as long as it's true.
@@jordancarmack584 amen! Knowledge is available everywhere, understanding wth they're even talking about... well... apparently for me, that requires cartoons...
Well, it's the same Latin root as corpse. They're both from Corpus, meaning body.
@@TheAchilles26 I get that, it just gets me every time I see it written while my little boy is in the process of joining.
We care a lot more about what our government does, when we have family in service.
That's why I favor the draft: "That's right, _now_ it's _your_ @$$ on the line!" No college deferment, no exemptions, loddy-doddy everybody!
*_Somewhere_*
Angry Cop: "Wait, my Drill Sergeant Senses are tingling! That could only mean one thing: Habitual Line Crosser needs my help voicing a line?! But I just grew this-" *Is sucked down into Hell.* "-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARD!!!!"
Hell: *Spews out Angry Drill Sergeant*
AngryDS: "AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! Smooth as a baby's bottom! I'm here for you Battle! Now _where's my Mic?"_
Glorious.
Underrated comment of the whole section. My god I laughed so hard.
I hate I read that in his glorious voice. And I love that I can see that skit in my head
I'm getting convinced that The Kid isn't crazy insomuch as suffering from a scorching case of cabin fever. Or hangar fever, in this instance
...And is quite hungry as well. Never ate proper meal.
@@sulfo4229 Yeah, The Kid only had balloon and the like, that and Lunchables.
RHPD! 😂 As a Canadian with an ever-growing admiration for our hegemonic cousins to the south, I wish our meagre, but eager Royal Canadian Air Force actually got the Buff. We get pretty much everything from US military suppliers anyway, with the occasional German and British systems. Our government is disgracefully cheap and delinquent in supporting our Armed Services, but our Service Members are stalwart, steadfast and pretty damn good in a fight. Since the Buff is eternal, we would never need to buy another long-range, heavy-lifting, topography-altering hockey puck delivery system. We wouldn't need to bum a lift off US logistics to "reach out and touch someone" ever again! Just imagine how many of the "Suggestions" we could cover on the "Checklist"!😂
That last sentence is probably why we haven't sold any Buffs to Canada...
"Is that a fuckin promise, pizza boy?!?" Broke Me! 😂😂😂😂
Russia's S-500 costs $2.5 billion. Ukraine "Hey...it'd be a real shame if someone were to take a $500 drone and...oh, I don't know..."
Ukraine: send more toys, this one's broken
Hey now not everyone have the budget of Yes. Let Leonardo be.
Should have got the Mafia to chip in a bit then:P
True, I'm sure those Roger Dean album covers and endless studio hours don't come cheap. Wait...OOOOH, wrong Yes.
next one will be designed by Ferrari
@fulconandroadcone9488 honestly, would love to see that LOL
@@chazzq2428 SHUT UP, BEFORE THE DEFENSE MINISTRY HEARS YOUR FUCKING RETARDED ASS!!! THATS THE WORST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN!!!
The point of stealth isn't to not be detected, it's to be detected to late
Of course "never" is the best form of to late
Buff threatening a warcrime if the kid gets touched is something I did not know I needed today ❤
FLORIDA FUCKIN BALLIN
But at what cost
@@davidgray3061 42 Russian sailors lives and a Sovi-er Russian submarine.
Lmao.
T-180 FUKIN BALLIN
I like the Leonardo. Looks like something you'd have to fight in an old Metal Gear game😂
Yeah, that's exactly it!
It's basically the ol' video game "similar but legally distinct from the Apache" gunship.
@@xaderalert When an Apache tangled with a local lady on deployment to Italy and 9 months later
"It's me, Leonardo."
Honestly, it looks like it came out of Battlestar Galactica.
And I love it.
Can't wait to see the Michaelangelo.
@@user-kp5vo6ow4n I suddenly want pizza.
That Italian chopper is so chonky.
It’s cute. Like if Fiat Abarth made an Apache.
Ball park franks, plump when you cook em!
Every time I look at the Italian Chopper I keep expecting to hear the classic Transformer sound and watch it stand up.
Omg yes!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
Buff for President 2028
(Seriously "Buff for President" would be a great shirt idea for merch!)😂👍🏻🥃🇺🇸
I'd buy it.
The Kid has got to be VP. No wars/squirmishes/ raised voices by any country in the world with that duo in charge.
"No Officer, I have no idea how that russian nuclear reactor got here. Musta been army surplus or something"
Grandpa Buff being so protective of the kid is so wholesome and brutal. I’m team Buff all day!
Canada, the Geneva convention is NOT the Guinness book, you don't have to hold all the records.
Why not?
I mean... I want some, too.
We don't have to, but we do because we were told we had no room for prisoners
They say never meet your heroes but I had HLC assisting with my PT Test this morning took everything I had to not fan boy him and ask for a selfie.
Never thought that I’d ever see the Italians go for function over form. It must be “Opposite Day” again.
Why is Florida been making so much sense lately, also Grandpa buffs that was just brutal.
Because Florida is incredibly good at crimes against humanity.
It's just religious warcrimes.
If Florida is making sense, my guess is you have a gas leak. Or you're IN Florida and you're on meth.
@@AmericPet That's my home state for you. Raise Hell, Praise Dale.
uhhh guys.. something's there..
its fucking locked on us.. but we cant lock it..
"would you intercept me..... id intercept me.."
Petition to have the F-22's radar encoded to blast this over enemy comms frequencies while firing missiles.
Russia and Florida acting like 4 year olds...
And I'm here for it!
4? I'd say 3 1/2 and I know florida is the chicken hawk..... lol 😂😂😂😂
I suppose that's one way to dispose of the invasive pythons. Open hatch, drop 'em in, close hatch. Snakes On A Submarine.
My very thought . . .
Think that's been done somewhere else, sorta.
Two birds with one stone, I like it.
Kinda wild how the birthplace of so many beautful automobile makers-- Ferrari, Lamborghini, Pagani, Maserati to name a few, could create such a hideous gunship. I'm expecting a Tym3 Glitch "Raptor Roasts" video about it some time in the future.
Well... have you ever seen a Fiat?😂
Gunship? That's not a gunship!
This... this is a gunship!
Public sector versus private sector.
It’s like the OG Fiat Panda. Definitely not good looking, but it got the job done reliably, especially the 4x4 version which has achieved Legend status.
@@LM-oh3vw James May approves.
Kickstart my heart will never not be the best thing to blast while speeding on the highway.
Danger Zone is up there too
Highway star FTW
Holy shit, Buff’s going full Crusades war crimes up in here
Italy getting lectured about needing to look good AND be functional is embarassing. It's un-Italian. It mocks every Italian suit, ever.
“Everything in my weapons bay will be covered in lard”. Had me rolling…
Worked for General Pershing.
geezes!! "the macho man off of wish" has me crying of laughter!!! hahahahahah
any bets on the S500 just being an s200 and an s300 parked really close together?
s200-s300 sandwich :D
With an S-000 in the middle
That's a great joke.
It's not going to be any more effective. Might as well be the S-Zero
Kwik maffs
That would involve Russia knowing how to use math
That “double look” at the end…
Chef’s kiss 😘🤌🏼
God I love the fact that we have a shank missile. We need that as a character that is at least as psychotic as the Kid. “Oh you think you are using human shields? Against me!?! Bro! I am the final form of a knife fight. There is no such thing as a human shield with me”
I will forever picture the kid dressed up as a bumblebee for Halloween 😂
“SLAP MAPLE GLORY ON IT” and let him go 😂🤣😂👍🏻🫡🫡🫡
Now I kind of want to see a mix of the A-Team, Ungentlemanly Warfare and Inglorious Basterds but with Floridians lmao!
Basically, if you see the tiny spec of the F22 on the radar... it's too late and the F22 was taunting you.
"We'll just wait 'til it breaks down and tell some crackheads it's full of copper." 🤣🤣🤣 Had to pause the video I was laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣💀
Florida reminds me of that old 90s Taco Bell Godzilla commercial, "Here lizard, lizard, lizard" 😂
3:05 Grandpa Buff being so protective of his grandson is honestly adorable but in a dark way... Dark for the *enemy*, I mean.
4:48 no wonder he got axed, instead of drinking terror tea, he should of been drinking some LIBER-TEA!
OMG I was just thinking that I heard a piece from The Fat Electrician? He was describing the Boston Tea Party and there was a very polite note about refusing to pay the tax? Do you know how he translated it?
"Take your metric leaf juice and shove it, we're not paying"
Metric leaf juice? Metro leaf juice instead of just "tea"? Howling with laughter! My cats are scared!
Grandpa Buff defending the kid like that, is the most wholesome thing I've seen all day.
Just a PSA for the crackheads who will "salvage" the Russian sub: If you find something that's glowing don't touch it.
Like Florida man doesn't know exactly how to deal with radioactive waste...
FPL has a few nuclear reactors, from what I remember. They gotta store the waste somewhere
Florida Man accidently drops 16 bundles of dynamite on Russian submarine.
Says he was just fishing.
That is American fishing
Ahh yes. The S-500. An air defense system that can be beaten by a missile from the 90s with a plane from the 80s.
Not the flex you think it is but okay
Woah. So... Italy basically made "Blue Thunder" from the 80s? Nice. One of my favorite movies. Roy Scheider and Daniel Stern were great in it. Go JAFO!
Next can we get AIRWOLF as a real heli (Mach Jesus Helicopter from said show)
@@baseballjustin5 Yes please. A seemingly mildly modified Bell 22 that has hidden .50 cals, a hidden weapons bay, and can jump to Mach 1?! Would be great for covert operations.
I think I speak for your entire fan base when I say we want a full version of the kickstart my heart after burner edition released on Spotify
If Florida wants to get fancy, they can send in some cigarette boats.
Hell. I figured they would load up their pontoon boats like a pickup truck. Maybe even tow a barge or two behind them.
Alligators can drive a cigarette boat?!!
@@user-kp5vo6ow4n Yes, but they have to be over 16 to get their licence.
@@user-kp5vo6ow4n No, the crocs do that.
Best show on the tube. Keep them coming, I need the fresh dark humor and stupididity to start my day as much as coffee. I love the Florida man and Scotland. Reminds me of the Rodger Moore on the jeopardy skits, priceless
That impression of Angry Cops completely caught me off guard. Praying for HL that he won't find out about that or he's gonna get that Angry Cops knife hand in his face
Grandpa will always protect his Grandchildren 💪🏻🏆🇮🇪
Italy's gunship looks like someone took a look at the aircraft in 40k, thought "yeah, I can make that work", and just, didn't.
Well, time to break out the face eating cannibal drugs again and let my neighbors go get us a new fishing boat. God I love my little tweaker tots down here.
Fuckin' tweaker tots. That made my day, take my like you magnificent bastard.
I really love some of the overlap between some of the military RUclipsrs and the gun RUclipsrs and how the communities all kind of just meld together. It's so fucking amazing and it's never a war crime the first time
My dad used to tell me a joke: "Helicopters don't lift, they're just so ugly that the Earth throws them up in disgust."
If he were alive today and saw the Leonardo, he'd cackle and scream "I was right all along!"
My dad said that helicopters don't fly. They beat the air into submission.
Mach 2 bumble bee is the drug for me! 😂😂😂😂😂
I love the picture of Floridians diving into the sea and hauling that sub out, crew and all, dismantling it for scrap on the beach. 😂
“Don’t touch the kid” -Buff
Italy’s new gunship looks like a transformer with a design that favors the robot mode over alt mode. Like the altmode was an afterthought due to budget cuts
The AW249 Fenice (English: Phoenix) is just a suped up A129 Mangusta (Mongoose).... Oh and it's 'stealth' and can control UAV's.
"It's not a war crime the first time." 3:07 Someone on Unsub Podcast quoting someone, maybe you or Canada.
I noticed, "Pretty sure that is a war crime" wasn't a no.
Loved that Apache made an appearance. Need more of him and Growler.
Maybe if Grandpa Buff wants to tell some more stories, he can introduce Sandy or the mighty Alpha Six.
I wanna see a video where the F22 and the SU-57 fight each other, or at least have a debate
Just when I think I cant laugh any harder at one of these!! Fkn gold HLC!! 🤣👌🏼😆
"Oh wait, I forgot you're on our team this time" 😂
Grandpa Buff went full savage and I am HERE FOR IT 😂
“Here, fishy, fishy, fishy” 😂
“Smells like freedom” that is the most American thing I have ever heard
I was in a youtuber's stream and now a HLC vid? Such a good day
“Everything in my weapons bay will be covered in lard, so I can take care of you I this life and the next”. Has to be the best grandpa buff line ever. Savage AF
2:13 but are those very enthusiastic walks on the beach ?
I like enthusiastic walks through the woods at night
And you just came across a big tiddy police girl😂
Nice reference
Buff loves the kid😂😂😂😂 everything covered in lard😂😂😂
Simple fix, just set some vodka traps since they're Russian and Florida has a huge surplus of alcohal.
We going to talk about how grandpa buff is very protective over the kid reminds of me of mine I miss him. Also thanks Canada for being willing to take one for the team.
00:01 How many times is Russia gonna deploy A "new" system?
Probably until people stop believing them
@@user-kp5vo6ow4nno they would keep kicking that horse even when it’s a skeleton
Florida is like a perfect combination of initiative taking chaos and Charley from Always Sunny.
"WILDCARD!"
great to see Etaly in hlc lore now