IN DA CLUB | Medieval Bardcore Version | 50 Cent vs Beedle the Bardcore

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @RenaldyCalixte
    @RenaldyCalixte 4 года назад +21534

    In thy Pub by 50 Pence

    • @dradamov
      @dradamov 4 года назад +431

      Thought it's 50 Pfennig? Still, the song is great and on par with such bards as Inquisitive Houndy Hound.

    • @juvecro
      @juvecro 4 года назад +447

      In thine tavern :D

    • @joka619
      @joka619 4 года назад +168

      shilling surely?

    • @ItsRaitisLV
      @ItsRaitisLV 4 года назад +183

      Half shekel

    • @talbertobarbossa75
      @talbertobarbossa75 4 года назад +182

      @@dradamov indeed, he even rivals the poetic skills of the late Infamous G.A.R.G.A.N.T.U.A.N. tragic how those bandits slew him

  • @MrMmed1
    @MrMmed1 4 года назад +6608

    Oh it's that peasant who took 9 arrows in his body

    • @mustafaucar3325
      @mustafaucar3325 4 года назад +210

      Nobody gat the joke

    •  4 года назад +6

      @@mustafaucar3325 I did

    • @kobe243
      @kobe243 4 года назад +27

      @@tgb-vf4es definitely

    • @lafranceful
      @lafranceful 4 года назад +71

      Underrated,bro

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 4 года назад +136

      too soon - even tho it happened pre-renaissance

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 4 года назад +10017

    Sir cent the fiftieth.

  • @SameDayTwice
    @SameDayTwice 4 года назад +5981

    In thine hall ~ Composition by Beedle the Bardcore. Lyrics writ by 50 Pence
    Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair
    Fair Lady, ‘tis thy name day
    We shalt feast as if it was thy name day
    We shalt sip good sherry as if it was thy name day
    And we pay no heed for surely ‘tis thy name day
    Thou shalt find me in thine hall
    Flagon full o’ meade
    Maiden I own poppy seed if ye lookin to feel tall
    I desire fornication, don’t partake in consummation
    So come lay down your shawl if ye fancy pully-hawl’
    Thou shalt find me in thine hall
    Flagon full o’ meade
    Maiden I own poppy seed if ye lookin to feel tall
    I desire fornication, don’t partake in consummation
    So come lay down your shawl if ye fancy pully-hawl’
    When I hitch up my horse thou see it’s brand new shoes
    When I stroll 20 deep there’s 20 daggers in their boots
    Vassals heard I know the Pope now they never miss their dues
    When you collect taxes for the King all the Maidens want to screw
    But friend nothing hath changed, holdfast, raise mast
    Then I spotted my banneret, now vassal raise that pipe fast
    If you observe mine strut you’ll mistake me for a bedswerver or pimp
    Been hit with arrows at war but I don’t lean like a gimp
    In yonder marches maidens saying 50’s of good stock
    I want them to yearn for me like I was William the Scot
    Send forth a pigeon to Yorke and they’ll declare that I’m noble
    And the plan is to get all the way to the throne room
    I feeleth focused sir, my fiefdom on my mind
    Received a vill from the Earl but I’m still ready to ride
    Fair Lady said she fancies my style, she fancies mine cloak
    Doxy gal from Normandie Ménage à trois back at home
    Thou shalt find me in thine hall
    Flagon full o’ meade
    Maiden I own poppy seed if ye lookin to feel tall
    I desire fornication, don’t partake in consummation
    So come lay down your shawl if ye fancy pully-hawl’
    Thou shalt find me in thine hall
    Flagon full o’ meade
    Maiden I own poppy seed if ye lookin to feel tall
    I desire fornication, don’t partake in consummation
    So come lay down your shawl if ye fancy pully-hawl’
    My serfs and banners brought me the coin which bought me all my fancy wares
    My manor, my horse, my stewards, my jewels
    Look Bordar I hath risen but I hath not changed
    Thou should love it far more than you hate it
    Art thou mad? One would think you’d be joyous I made it
    I’m that duke at the pub toasting to my third wife
    You’re the queer little peasant trying to bring me down right?
    When my codpiece is undressing in the brothel ‘tis on
    Slip your dame a few pence; if I see ankle she’s gone
    If the thatch roof is on fire let the whole hamlet burn
    When discussing currency noble I hath no concern.
    I shalt tell you what the monks sayeth put money in the church cup
    If your Lord complains tell Greg the Great
    And watch the blessings pile up
    Or we could burn heretics by my troth
    You knoweth where we hath been
    Thou shalt find me in thine hall
    Flagon full o’ meade
    Maiden I own poppy seed if ye lookin to feel tall
    I desire fornication, don’t partake in consummation
    So come lay down your shawl if ye fancy pully-hawl’
    Thou shalt find me in thine hall
    Flagon full o’ meade
    Maiden I own poppy seed if ye lookin to feel tall
    I desire fornication, don’t partake in consummation
    So come lay down your shawl if ye fancy pully-hawl’
    Don’t behave as if you don’t know my titles either
    We hath been in these lands a fortnight so take thine glove off and duel churle. Templar Unit!

    • @avrahamvidal4255
      @avrahamvidal4255 3 года назад +217

      NICE JOB 👍, VERY EPIC

    • @mattfred.12
      @mattfred.12 3 года назад +239

      Scripture

    • @IMirEsoI
      @IMirEsoI 3 года назад +295

      I need someone rapping this lyrics to this fine beat

    • @StellarStreak
      @StellarStreak 3 года назад +197

      Who are you !? This is incredible !
      Why isn't this comment more upvoted ?
      It's a humble request to the uploader to pin this so that everyone can have a look at this masterpiece.
      You, sir are a rapper straight outta the middle ages.
      RESPECT !

    • @SameDayTwice
      @SameDayTwice 3 года назад +102

      Thank you kindly ^_^ I was a bit surprised it didn’t get much traction but I think it’s just the nature of long comments. People don’t exactly have long attention spans anymore. Can’t feed the dopamine addiction if you don’t keep clicking for the next novel experience!

  • @yung1234
    @yung1234 4 года назад +1874

    50 Cent: Can’t nobody top this club banger.
    14th Century England: Hold thy goblet.

    • @bill775
      @bill775 4 года назад +9

      hahahaha!!!!!!!

    • @jarrodfrankum
      @jarrodfrankum 3 года назад +21

      Bequeath mine goblet

    • @moatasemkassab4517
      @moatasemkassab4517 3 года назад +5

      Behold and pay homage to thou's poetic rappery!

    • @deepaklal1155
      @deepaklal1155 2 года назад

      Hahaha

    • @insightfulhistorian1861
      @insightfulhistorian1861 2 года назад +4

      @@moatasemkassab4517 Beholdeth, the queen with the most swag hast confirm'd the beat to beest flames. Respect, your highness. ⚔️

  • @neildunford241
    @neildunford241 4 года назад +5236

    Find me in the great hall,
    Flagon full o mead.

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 4 года назад +241

      Wenches know I fulfill needs,
      if they're into poppy seed.

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 4 года назад +78

      "flagon full o mead" bangs even harder tbh

    • @neildunford241
      @neildunford241 4 года назад +25

      @@shadybeashooketh1911 Ever drunk mead? Makes stuff like Mountain Dew taste like mineral water. There's a place in South London, that makes & sells Mead in their own bar.
      Its...what's the word..."interesting"...

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 4 года назад +8

      @@neildunford241 omd i live in south london maybe i should go and try lool

    • @neildunford241
      @neildunford241 4 года назад +7

      @@shadybeashooketh1911 Its just round the corner from Peckham Brewery/Slow Ritchie's - upstairs, near the station.

  • @badbadnotgoodgoodgodnotbad2930
    @badbadnotgoodgoodgodnotbad2930 4 года назад +6552

    The violin actually goes hard

    • @obbymillion
      @obbymillion 4 года назад +69

      On God!🔥

    • @Zaiderdarkstar
      @Zaiderdarkstar 4 года назад +26

      Hella

    • @kamewoni
      @kamewoni 4 года назад +420

      Could you imagine this dropping in the tavern for the first time. Village would riot.

    • @Zaiderdarkstar
      @Zaiderdarkstar 4 года назад +68

      kamewoni That’s exactly what I was thinking about, image this dropped pre Christ or some shit

    • @Zaiderdarkstar
      @Zaiderdarkstar 4 года назад +58

      kamewoni They’d be wildin’ in the middle ages

  • @crystal.starr0
    @crystal.starr0 4 года назад +3456

    Everyone a protestant until Queen Mary the 1st walks in

    • @ytwos1
      @ytwos1 4 года назад +44

      Crystal Starr queen Mary j Blige or Queen B?

    • @davidgil6485
      @davidgil6485 4 года назад +23

      Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary

    • @luck22ization
      @luck22ization 4 года назад +9

      LMAO

    • @JR_ST
      @JR_ST 4 года назад +18

      Underrated comment

    • @Spencerjones_music3
      @Spencerjones_music3 4 года назад +1

      Lollol

  • @Esgeepee
    @Esgeepee 4 года назад +4845

    Beethoven been silent af ever since this dropped

    • @echox000
      @echox000 4 года назад +54

      Facts

    • @Sonnyy21
      @Sonnyy21 4 года назад +182

      he got smoked by 50 pence fool

    • @Jason_N7
      @Jason_N7 4 года назад +106

      He got deaf when this dropped.

    • @obbymillion
      @obbymillion 3 года назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @blackempress1049
      @blackempress1049 3 года назад +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrischungy
    @chrischungy 4 года назад +224

    I wish there was a medieval themed restaurant with these songs playing in the background.

    • @Liam-wv9pm
      @Liam-wv9pm 2 года назад +22

      I'd eat nowhere else if this was the playlist.

    • @WolfsbaneShiranui
      @WolfsbaneShiranui Год назад +11

      Medieval times is a restaurant and show but imagine how legit it would be if they played these bangers during their jousting match

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@WolfsbaneShiranuihonestly they should throw a few retro futuristic theme nights in like that.

    • @KrakenOff
      @KrakenOff 9 месяцев назад

      I wanna open one, where are you from?

  • @FlyMelodies
    @FlyMelodies 4 года назад +3190

    50 Pence Type Beat

  • @KOlsen-sk1oz
    @KOlsen-sk1oz 4 года назад +3527

    T- Unit (Templars Unit)

    • @Arduex2020
      @Arduex2020 4 года назад +163

      T-T-T-T-T- UNIT!!!!

    • @diasavia246
      @diasavia246 4 года назад +62

      Thou may findst us in the tavern,
      Smiting heathens for the righteous pope, they hidst in caverns,
      Templars run to Russia we've bequeathed, ye've beseeched Saturn,
      Heretics fanatics fledgling fighters does not matter,
      With our blades we batter (Huzzahh)

    • @darthtroller
      @darthtroller 4 года назад +8

      Bruh XD

    • @andrewjacket3483
      @andrewjacket3483 4 года назад +17

      Assassins don't like this

    • @Conspiracy515
      @Conspiracy515 4 года назад +1

      😭😭😭😭

  • @rnlproductions2972
    @rnlproductions2972 4 года назад +1452

    50 shillings

  • @Mohit_Taank
    @Mohit_Taank 4 года назад +547

    Feels bad for the people who don't even know this exist

  • @samveal3768
    @samveal3768 4 года назад +565

    I'm a history teacher and my pupils love this! Thank you!

    • @Episodio-UM
      @Episodio-UM 2 года назад +34

      Yaaay!! 😂 Exactly the intended effect, I suppose. History nerds! Unite!

    • @ryansenft3315
      @ryansenft3315 2 года назад +16

      Teacher of the year!

    • @gmshadowtraders
      @gmshadowtraders 2 года назад +3

      LOL must be like in the movie The Substitute!

    • @snookycooky
      @snookycooky 2 года назад +10

      You sound like a fun teacher lol.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 11 месяцев назад +1

      Tell them this was Mendelson however you spell it

  • @aerobolt256
    @aerobolt256 4 года назад +2715

    Fair maiden, 'tis thy Birthday.
    We shall feaste as 'tis thy Birthday.
    We shall sippe fine wine as 'tis thy Birthday.
    And thou know'st we care not 'tisn't thy Birthday.
    Thou canst find me in yͤ Pubbe!

  • @ewilcott
    @ewilcott 4 года назад +678

    Me and the boys at the Renaissance Fair

    • @gamerwhogames8851
      @gamerwhogames8851 4 года назад +17

      lmao just cruising through the renaissance fair blasting this

    • @robsorgdrager8477
      @robsorgdrager8477 4 года назад +5

      How would one lower a horse? And can can I get thine beast a festive gold and jewel encrusted cod piece ? Thine sword shall be named the "back hand" for all of thine fine hores when the " act'ith correct " shall be instilled un to thee .

    • @alpacamale2909
      @alpacamale2909 4 года назад +10

      That's not medieval breh

    • @copyrighted4382
      @copyrighted4382 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@alpacamale2909they're into the classics, renaissance music don't hit like good ol medieval does

  • @Eggzzies
    @Eggzzies Год назад +125

    WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE BLACK PLAGUE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @joaorathis8157
    @joaorathis8157 4 года назад +114

    I am cooking while listening to this, my roomate came to the kitchen and i couldn't explain

  • @Chryztallic
    @Chryztallic 4 года назад +444

    *As soon as the violin came in* 0:06 *I started having past life medieval flashbacks of me riding a horse in the forest at dusk getting away from the imperial guards.*

    • @d.gerstmann4930
      @d.gerstmann4930 2 года назад +25

      What were you doing to piss of the imperials? Naughty naughty.

    • @user-vv2sm6mc9r
      @user-vv2sm6mc9r 2 года назад

      🤷‍♂️ruclips.net/video/LZAFo4jXhW0/видео.html

    • @pheeku6996
      @pheeku6996 Год назад +2

      What empire?

    • @heidihughes7013
      @heidihughes7013 11 месяцев назад

      Good sir, were they attempting to behold thee riding filthy?
      Yeah different artist but fitting

    • @avrahamzucker2605
      @avrahamzucker2605 10 месяцев назад

      You better escape that brothel before the guards finds thou

  • @BeedleTheBardcore
    @BeedleTheBardcore  4 года назад +3342

    Oh shawty, tis thy birthday,
    We gon' party like tis thy birthday,
    We gon' sipeth bacardi like tis thy birthday,
    Thee can find me in the club.

    • @howl4787
      @howl4787 4 года назад +167

      More like in the pub

    • @juiceking75
      @juiceking75 4 года назад +11

      tis thy

    • @vanillaglue
      @vanillaglue 4 года назад +1

      Do you make these from scratch? Or you feed some app the instrumental/notes?

    • @darcyroy6735
      @darcyroy6735 4 года назад +4

      Please do Cleaning out my closet. 🙏🤞🏻

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 4 года назад +25

      And thou knowest we doth not give a fornication that 'tis not thy day of birth

  • @exaucemayunga22
    @exaucemayunga22 4 года назад +378

    "Thou may gaze upon me in the pub"

  • @GhostFan4Life
    @GhostFan4Life 2 года назад +50

    I actually played this at a Renaissance themed party I hosted among many other of your medieval covers recently. Everyone was dancing!

  • @adventures385
    @adventures385 3 года назад +77

    That violin totally changes the emphasis of the song, gives me a mafia suspense about to 'whack' a guy feels😂

    • @avrahamzucker2605
      @avrahamzucker2605 10 месяцев назад +1

      If you liveth by the sword, you dieth by the sword!

    • @tomzadvydas1758
      @tomzadvydas1758 5 месяцев назад +1

      When the outlaws roll up in the pub….

  • @DarylSolis
    @DarylSolis 4 года назад +273

    *Everyone gangsta until the knight on horseback enters the room*

    • @trxxblx-wxs-hxrx
      @trxxblx-wxs-hxrx 4 года назад +9

      Till he starts to prance around with thy fair maiden without request 😭

  • @Bouncypython202
    @Bouncypython202 4 года назад +450

    Imagine an alternate universe where these were legit songs released by artists

    • @AAllen-br8it
      @AAllen-br8it 4 года назад +27

      If I ever get caught in some time warp that takes me to the past I gotchu

    • @snookycooky
      @snookycooky 2 года назад +8

      What if there was actually a medieval 50 Cent who already existed in our timeline and wrote many of the same songs, bardcore style? And it sounded like this? :0

    • @nhandinh7404
      @nhandinh7404 Год назад +11

      @@snookycooky Archeologists have recently found music sheets dating back to 1280 written by an artist known then as ‘50 Pence’

    • @snookycooky
      @snookycooky Год назад +1

      @@nhandinh7404 Bahahahahaha xD

  • @nic3581
    @nic3581 4 года назад +802

    you guys joke but that fiddle is absolute fire

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 4 года назад +33

      Legend tells, that such a fiddler never found the joy of a fair maidens company during his young adulthood, and thus he needed to find outlet for his frustrationeths

    • @BenFrankarts
      @BenFrankarts 4 года назад +6

      Oh u ain’t gotta tell me! 🤷🏽‍♂️🔥🔥

    • @gmshadowtraders
      @gmshadowtraders 4 года назад +11

      Nobody is joking here bro, this shit is ABSOLUTE FIRE

    • @goldilockz6517
      @goldilockz6517 9 месяцев назад +1

      Fiddles are fire in general tbh

  • @AinzWoolGown
    @AinzWoolGown 3 года назад +36

    Yo witch
    Its your burn day
    We calling the priest its your burnday
    We givin sacrament its your burnday
    And we don't give a **** its your birthday
    Find me at the cathedral, bottle full of holy water....

  • @luleema
    @luleema 10 месяцев назад +9

    Why does this sound so menacing and cheerful at the same time?

  • @andrewbeneche6319
    @andrewbeneche6319 4 года назад +2676

    Istanboolin' on the East Coast

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 4 года назад +81

      It was still Constantinople. East Roman Empire represents.

    • @iikkuowo6735
      @iikkuowo6735 4 года назад +50

      @@dragoninthewest1 i think it was constantinople until modern turkey too, under the osmans it was konstantiniyye, istanbul is just slang for "the city" they made it formally its name with turkey, so istanbul still works if you consider that. alternatively if you wanna be OG you call it Lygos

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 4 года назад +14

      @@iikkuowo6735 yep , it's a translation of a Greek slang into Turkish.

    • @realniggashit3
      @realniggashit3 4 года назад +4

      @@dragoninthewest1 Deus Vult! Crusade!

    • @microwaveenthusiast7410
      @microwaveenthusiast7410 4 года назад +49

      we wuz manzikertin' before you 4th crusade mothaphukkaz were droolin' on the city. We be the real byzantine slammers dowg. Straight off the steppes of central asia.

  • @moefaez760
    @moefaez760 4 года назад +954

    yo its 50 Pence

  • @MrHerrFreundlich
    @MrHerrFreundlich 4 года назад +645

    This sounds like it's straight outta Age of Empires^^

    • @PtylerBeats
      @PtylerBeats 4 года назад +18

      Bro that game was crazy! I played it as a toddler lol

    • @flailios
      @flailios 4 года назад +11

      Tyler Grant I played it as a young adult 😪

    • @diasavia246
      @diasavia246 4 года назад +5

      FACTSSS this is like a dream crossover come true lol

    • @bnusabeel
      @bnusabeel 4 года назад

      raboogie

    • @iamknoware
      @iamknoware 4 года назад +4

      They should put this as the lobby song.

  • @DRAGONOFTHEWEST
    @DRAGONOFTHEWEST 4 года назад +45

    This is the greatest channel I've ever had RUclips recommend to me.

  • @elijahthepoet39
    @elijahthepoet39 4 года назад +34

    I remember King Arthur and I were jamming to this back in the 18th century. Man those were the days

    • @sgusjsk
      @sgusjsk 3 года назад +4

      Bro medieval times is way before this like maybe 600 to 700 years

    • @CraigJukes
      @CraigJukes 2 года назад +1

      Hate to tell you this, He was existed :( I know, shock thy horror

    • @dianariverjackson5123
      @dianariverjackson5123 2 года назад +2

      AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA
      Dude the Medieval era was around 12th-13th century not bloody 18th century LOL

    • @sparrowz.4147
      @sparrowz.4147 8 месяцев назад

      in the 18th u were a "Saliva" lol king arthur would have spanked ur a. cheeks lol

  • @mrnaizguy
    @mrnaizguy 4 года назад +232

    Someone needs to make a mod for witcher 3 that replaces the combat music with this

    • @RafiRaihan
      @RafiRaihan 4 года назад +15

      I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @lonniewellsiv7640
      @lonniewellsiv7640 4 года назад +2

      Why do I hear boss music?

    • @ladyraven3418
      @ladyraven3418 4 года назад +3

      Find me da Passiflora tonight... (lelelelelelele lelelele lelelelelelelelelele...)

  • @captainrottenbeard6667
    @captainrottenbeard6667 4 года назад +164

    When Henry V and the bois arrive at Agincourt.

  • @nikosdikaioulakos6961
    @nikosdikaioulakos6961 4 года назад +183

    POV: You are at King Henry's party

    • @jaymxu
      @jaymxu 4 года назад +6

      LMAO YES

  • @chillerinstinct1
    @chillerinstinct1 4 года назад +68

    Bardcore is the most hilarious shit I've discovered this year :D absolutely love it!

  • @Kal_g
    @Kal_g 2 года назад +5

    Proceed, fair lady, 'tis thy birthday.

  • @kittykattzee
    @kittykattzee 4 года назад +88

    When Romeo and the boys gatecrash the capulet’s party

  • @alipanroosendaal9503
    @alipanroosendaal9503 4 года назад +647

    Two score and ten ducats.

    • @chillnspree
      @chillnspree 4 года назад +18

      This comment is awesome! Rofl

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 4 года назад +13

      Even better that this would work just fine as a rapper's stage name. 😁😁

  • @louisfarrell8724
    @louisfarrell8724 4 года назад +102

    One could find my in the tavern
    I’m in there drinkin ale but I ain’t really gettin drunk

  • @anarki777
    @anarki777 4 года назад +21

    Such a simple tune, but so good. Bit of a classic.

  • @tcr333
    @tcr333 2 года назад +12

    Straight into my favourites list. Difficult to state where the genius lies here 50/Dre for writing a timeless song that can translate so effortlessly to the 12th century or Beedle the Bardcore for making it happen. Amazing

  • @erdoctor2815
    @erdoctor2815 4 года назад +86

    Ye can find me in the tavern, with a barrel of wine, i got the opium if ye wish to intoxicate thyself

  • @lephilomathe
    @lephilomathe 4 года назад +291

    you are so good man! this cover is a masterpiece!

    • @lephilomathe
      @lephilomathe 4 года назад +15

      man, someone should rap on this base, in old medieval english, would be litttt

    • @serajalhorani838
      @serajalhorani838 4 года назад

      @@lephilomathe it would

  • @Mixu.
    @Mixu. 4 года назад +318

    I seriously wish someone would add vocals to this with new lyrics

    • @Mixu.
      @Mixu. 4 года назад +2

      @CAPTEN VILLE do keep us posted!

    • @serajalhorani838
      @serajalhorani838 4 года назад +1

      @CAPTEN VILLE subbed

    • @Mixu.
      @Mixu. 4 года назад

      @CAPTEN VILLE understandable. We'll be waiting.

    • @Anthony_Diaz1904
      @Anthony_Diaz1904 4 года назад

      @CAPTEN VILLE share the link when you do

    • @t_albino
      @t_albino 4 года назад +1

      Fifty ducats should just cut a new crossover album. Get Mediæval or die trying

  • @ukog6048
    @ukog6048 Месяц назад +2

    I remember hearing this 500 years ago in a local tavern, good times..

  • @helicocktor
    @helicocktor 4 года назад +19

    I just imagine some guys time travelling to the past wearing a hooded robe and dishing out this fire in the local pubs

    • @Colt45hatchback
      @Colt45hatchback 2 года назад +1

      Their carriage modified so with the crank of a lever, the axle height changes to lower the carriage body

  • @Eonz
    @Eonz 4 года назад +49

    the music that plays when you're In da Palace, looking to slay the king.

  • @theodoros_iosifidis
    @theodoros_iosifidis 4 года назад +195

    There ia a cover of this song by 50 cent.

    • @brandonellis8111
      @brandonellis8111 4 года назад +5

      😆

    • @brandonellis8111
      @brandonellis8111 4 года назад +2

      This legitimately take an already great iconic beat to a whole new level

    • @ixnivek2236
      @ixnivek2236 4 года назад +2

      Where can I find it?

    • @donbon1500
      @donbon1500 4 года назад +2

      @@ixnivek2236 ruclips.net/video/jVs3jDit4sM/видео.html
      I created this one since everyone has been requesting it

  • @supasirisripolcharoen5001
    @supasirisripolcharoen5001 4 года назад +189

    The name should be "In da Tavern" there was no club back then.

  • @liamf2300
    @liamf2300 2 года назад +18

    when 50 shillings enters the tavern

  • @Darkhorse183
    @Darkhorse183 4 года назад +98

    I don't know who created this version, I just know that he's a genius

  • @snoophound8856
    @snoophound8856 4 года назад +326

    Wend, wend, wend, wend wend, wend, wend, shawty
    t's thy birthday
    we gon' party liketh t's yo birthday
    we gon' sipeth bacardi liketh t's thy birthday
    and thee knoweth we giveth not a alas
    t's not thy birthday!
    thee can findeth me in the pub, bombard full of bub
    behold mami i did get the x if 't be true thee into taking drugs
    i'm into having amorous rite, i ain't into making loveth
    so cometh giveth me a hugeth if 't be true thee into to getting did rub
    thee can findeth me in the pub, bombard full of bub
    behold mami i did get the x if 't be true thee into taking drugs
    i'm into having amorous rite, i ain't into making loveth
    so cometh giveth me a hugeth if 't be true thee into to getting did rub
    at which hour i dismount up front, thee seeth the benz on dubs
    at which hour i rolleth twenty deep, t's twenty bodkins in the pub
    niggas hath heard i alas with dre, anon those gents wanteth to showeth me loveth
    at which hour thee selleth liketh eminem, and the hoes those gents wanteth to alas
    but homie ain't nothing changeth holdeth down, g's up
    i seeth xzibit in the cutt yond nigga rolleth yond we'd up
    if 't be true thee gaze how i moveth thee'll mistaketh me f'r a playeth'r 'r pimp
    been hitteth wit a few shells but i walketh not wit a limp
    in the castle then the ladies declaring "50 thee hot"
    those gents liketh me, i wanteth those folk to loveth me liketh those gents loveth 'pac
    but holla in new y'rk those folk niggas'll bid ya i'm loco
    and the planeth is to putteth the rap game in a choketh holdeth
    i'm feelin' focus'd sir, mine own wage on mine own mind
    i did get a mill out the dealeth and i'm still on the grindeth
    anon shawty hath said the lady humour mine own style, the lady humour mine own floweth
    h'r girlfriend wanteth to receiveth bi and those gents eft to wend
    thee can findeth me in the pub, bombard full of bub
    behold mami i did get the x if 't be true thee into taking drugs
    i'm into having amorous rite, i ain't into making loveth
    so cometh giveth me a hugeth if 't be true thee into to getting did rub
    thee can findeth me in the pub, bombard full of bub
    behold mami i did get the x if 't be true thee into taking drugs
    i'm into having amorous rite, i ain't into making loveth
    so cometh giveth me a hugeth if 't be true thee into to getting did rub
    mine own floweth, mine own showeth hath brought me the dough
    yond hath bought me all mine own plaited things
    mine own crib, mine own cars, mine own pools, mine own jewels
    behold, nigga, i cameth up and i ain't hath changed
    and thee shouldst loveth t, way m're then thee misprise t
    nigga thee nimble-footed? i bethought yond thee'd beest joyous i madeth t
    i'm yond gib by the bar toasting to the valorous life
    thee yond fagot rampallian nigga trying to pulleth me backeth right?
    at which hour mine own junk receiveth to pumping in the pub t's on
    i winketh mine own eye at ya wench, if 't be true the lady smiles the lady gone
    if 't be true the roof on fireth, alloweth the moth'rfuck'r burneth
    if 't be true thee talking bout wage homie, i ain't conc'rn'd
    i'm a bid thee what banks toldeth me causeth wend 'head switcheth the style up
    if 't be true the niggas misprise then alloweth 'em misprise
    gaze the wage pile up
    or we wend upside th're wit a bombard of bub
    thee knoweth wh're we fucking beest
    thee can findeth me in the pub, bombard full of bub
    behold mami i did get the x if 't be true thee into taking drugs
    i'm into having amorous rite, i ain't into making loveth
    so cometh giveth me a hugeth if 't be true thee into to getting did rub
    thee can findeth me in the pub, bombard full of bub
    behold mami i did get the x if 't be true thee into taking drugs
    i'm into having amorous rite, i ain't into making loveth
    so cometh giveth me a hugeth if 't be true thee into to getting did rub
    tryeth not to act liketh thee ain't knoweth wh're we been eith'r, nigga
    in the pub all the timeth, nigga, so t's a problem popeth off, nigga, g-unit!

    • @tinacorbet4705
      @tinacorbet4705 4 года назад +34

      LORDS AND LADYS.......SOMEONE SEND THIS AND THE RAP TO LORD 50'S TWITTER

    • @draco5991rep
      @draco5991rep 4 года назад +12

      Black people were commonly reffered to as Moors in medieval europe. Some of them even was knights and People of Nobility, for example is sir morien the black knight of the round table litteraly black. And a lot of medieval paintings can be found where you see black knights or noblemen but also pesants painted. All this leads to the assumption that some black people were actual noblemen in medieval europe. I find this quite fascinating if we think about how racism was of course present these days aswell, and the law enforcment was much more biased than today (and even today there is still a bias towards minorities). Just wanted to share this information

    • @WeUntouchable
      @WeUntouchable 4 года назад +3

      I dont understand the "th" at the end of every word. Btw, english is not my first language

    • @Dantheman-de5vr
      @Dantheman-de5vr 4 года назад +6

      Untouchable what people say add to make a word sound old

    • @tinacorbet4705
      @tinacorbet4705 4 года назад +3

      @@WeUntouchable it's a way to make English sound old timey

  • @R-H-B
    @R-H-B 4 года назад +48

    You can find me in the tavern

  • @paninidagoat8780
    @paninidagoat8780 4 года назад +36

    We shall sipeth from the holy chalice like it's thy date of birth.

  • @Densoro
    @Densoro 2 года назад +4

    Using those high violin notes for the vocal makes this sound like battle music from Bastion and I love it

  • @dorout1
    @dorout1 4 года назад +8

    This channel has restored my faith in humanity.

  • @leoporzelt820
    @leoporzelt820 4 года назад +26

    WE NEED YOU ON SPOTIFY

    • @BeedleTheBardcore
      @BeedleTheBardcore  3 года назад +4

      I give the people what they want >> open.spotify.com/playlist/2GRyHu87tOIsafh3LoQmRA?si=7ae0c1c011504fe1 🙏

  • @borg-borg-2015
    @borg-borg-2015 4 года назад +11

    in the original song and more even in this - is the truth - at some point, every bar, club or venue ceases to be 'innocent' - the unknown or unrwritten rules become known and the 'game' reveals itself. innocence lost - some realise it earlier, some later - so - In the Club - is a kind of game of life, desperate trying to forget Samsara, yet it hits your facial next morning, and secretly you know it.

  • @akbrahma7739
    @akbrahma7739 4 года назад +17

    This is the title track for the Vikings when they raided Britain.

  • @antikz3731
    @antikz3731 3 года назад +4

    Thou can findeth me in the pub. Chalice full of ale. Head back to the village then the hay I will bail!
    -Fifty Ruples

    • @antikz3731
      @antikz3731 3 года назад

      Thou wilt never prevail, G unit we must hail. From the mountain to the vale

  • @dcamron46
    @dcamron46 2 года назад +2

    the violin actually sounds like its rapping, theres enough variation and subtlety in the sound although its just hitting 1/16th beat each syllable is there

  • @samisoniosborne5288
    @samisoniosborne5288 4 года назад +6

    That little drum percussive element in the chorus is dope af

  • @brownboy4165
    @brownboy4165 4 года назад +45

    This song turned my glock into a sword...

  • @jamesmcmackin8773
    @jamesmcmackin8773 4 года назад +4

    This sums up my weed-heavy bard runs of Skyrim better than words possibly could.

  • @alyssao517
    @alyssao517 3 года назад +5

    Everybody gangsta till King Henry says “will you marry me”

  • @1FatHappyBirthday
    @1FatHappyBirthday 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thine rhymes fair knight bequeathed to your most gracious servant are most totally enlightened.

  • @SergioBello95
    @SergioBello95 4 года назад +54

    "In thee case you attain revenue in record marketing like Sir Eminem, them mistresses want to fornicate under consent of king"

    • @gpmvtcmdarro
      @gpmvtcmdarro 4 года назад +3

      Love the Eminem sales reference

    • @jonathantroy7429
      @jonathantroy7429 4 года назад +4

      "When you sell like Eminem all the groupies they wanna cut" lmao

  • @RiverKinn
    @RiverKinn 4 года назад +13

    proceed, milady, for today marks the anniversary of thine birth

  • @eliashernandez9388
    @eliashernandez9388 4 года назад +12

    King Arthur at the club on Queen Elizabeth's birthday

  • @avrahamzucker2605
    @avrahamzucker2605 10 месяцев назад

    I am in LOVE with the sounds the violin makes when the strings are not hit right, so gorgious

  • @escarrot5089
    @escarrot5089 2 года назад +12

    Too epic for medieval times. This would’ve been deemed witchcraft and burned at the stake for how incomprehensible awesome it was/is.

  • @sean-e-boy
    @sean-e-boy 4 года назад +6

    so lit if i ever time travel i wanna go with a band and play songs like this using medieval intruments would be sick

  • @munurbalkan4565
    @munurbalkan4565 4 года назад +17

    Nobody:
    Thumbnail: *IN DA CLVB*

  • @II-kd1gi
    @II-kd1gi 2 года назад +3

    Praise thy Sir Cent for thy 1200 AD contemporary art…this calligraphy is on fire🔥🔥

  • @itsaguinness
    @itsaguinness 2 года назад +1

    They know my name when I bring my horse in the local drinking establishment

  • @kirstinburke9316
    @kirstinburke9316 3 года назад +5

    Ooh this makes me wanna hear "Shorty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur" otherwise known as Low in Bardcore lol. Also To the window, to the wild (I can't remember the name of the song right now lol.) Buy you a drank by T-Pain would be cool too.

  • @brakslow5131
    @brakslow5131 4 года назад +10

    omg much better than the original version :D hahaha pity there is no singing voice added

    • @danielbergonzi7319
      @danielbergonzi7319 4 года назад

      most bardcore people can't even speak old english so idk.

  • @ettrensleprepet.5034
    @ettrensleprepet.5034 3 года назад +4

    couldnt understand half of these historical jokes but one thing I know is that this song is an absolute banger

  • @rogerclarke4760
    @rogerclarke4760 4 года назад +2

    Nobody :
    Dovakin in the bards college : catch me in the pub from Solitude to Windhelm.

  • @vooberklast1639
    @vooberklast1639 2 года назад +2

    when the bass echoed in those halls, everybody went crazy

  • @edoardovolpi8494
    @edoardovolpi8494 4 года назад +1180

    This guy's a freaking genius

    • @BeedleTheBardcore
      @BeedleTheBardcore  4 года назад +190

      🙏

    • @JamesTKirk-wg4dh
      @JamesTKirk-wg4dh 3 года назад +7

      @@BeedleTheBardcore can you please do got to be real by Cheryl Lynn

    • @leonardomontalvo1417
      @leonardomontalvo1417 2 года назад +4

      @@BeedleTheBardcore Can you please do Window Shopper?

    • @tjcola7703
      @tjcola7703 Год назад +2

      @Sentience-Name-Gene-Ric-v33.3 why didnt u do it then

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 11 месяцев назад +2

      He's probably the guy from the Key and Peele DnD episode.

  • @SentexGamer
    @SentexGamer 4 года назад +4

    Esse é um canal muito top!!! fico viajando nas musicas... minha mente viaja no tempo imaginando aquela época kkkkk

  • @abujabi
    @abujabi 4 года назад +4

    Should be used in the soundtrack for Ridley Scott's upcoming medieval drama featuring Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

  • @AsSeenOnTV0893
    @AsSeenOnTV0893 4 года назад +5

    Excelisor, Small One! It is the day of thine birth!

  • @Mr.Rhox69
    @Mr.Rhox69 3 года назад +1

    When my dnd group rolls up at the tavern after a few successful missions.

  • @25usd94
    @25usd94 3 месяца назад +1

    We're in the tavern and it's your saint day

  • @nileriver1632
    @nileriver1632 2 года назад +4

    bruh that damn violin 🔥🔥

  • @haidenstewart3272
    @haidenstewart3272 4 года назад +4

    POV: thy fellow knights and lords take a rest at a local brothel for a fortnight and taketh shorties maidenhood

  • @lolallday08
    @lolallday08 4 года назад +18

    As a thug, this is amazing.

  • @justaclown3228
    @justaclown3228 4 года назад +2

    Idk why this was in my feed but I’m so happy it was

  • @RandomGeorgianOfficial
    @RandomGeorgianOfficial 2 года назад +1

    Within thy Palace. Top 100 Charts of 1066
    "Only true ones will remember this smasher."
    -Random British Peasent

  • @CostanzaMorchio
    @CostanzaMorchio 4 года назад +10

    I’m imagining knights dancing to this and now i can’t stop laughing 😍

  • @christophert8419
    @christophert8419 4 года назад +14

    IN DA MASONIC LODGE

  • @KIPPZY
    @KIPPZY 3 года назад +4

    I’m laughing way too hard at this LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  • @justinbui778
    @justinbui778 4 года назад +2

    idk how many people noticed that the instrumental is accented to mirror 50 Cent's verse flow, but that shit slaps

  • @Donatello1z
    @Donatello1z 10 месяцев назад

    This channel is a Gem! I thank myself for finding this!

  • @swazi5
    @swazi5 4 года назад +5

    We are in an apathetic state about the inauthentic nature of thy birthday