I knoweth not what thee hath heard about me, But maidens can't receiveth dollars out of me, Nay cadillac, nay perms, thee can't seeth, That I'm a lady seducing p-i-m-p!
I've tried I don't know what you heard about me But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me No villages, no castles you can't see That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G I don't know what you heard about me But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me No villages, no castles you can't see That I'm a a goddamned K.I.N.G Now dwarf she in the tavern she dancing for ducats She got a thing for that caftans that tabards that surcoats That cotehardies, upplands, huques and doublets She know them, they are well-known buyers they give her money cause she awake their carnal desires I drink a glass of ale, fellow, and my armour is near her A hour later I'm in cart, a charioteer say: "Let's go,sir" Them pay to raiders so that they don't kill us Along the road to my town about something we'll discuss She like my horse, she like my sword, she like the way I ride I'm a rich man, think she like me cause fits me like a bride I ain't that ruler who negotiate cause I want my own praise I'm that ruler who negotiate for economic raise Don't care about her origins when she in my chambers Stick by me, maiden, and you can take all of my acres Look, child this is simple, you can't see You dealing with me, you dealing with a K.I.N.G I don't know what you heard about me But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me No villages, no castles you can't see That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G I don't know what you heard about me But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me No villages, no castles you can't see That I'm a a goddamned K.I.N.G I'm bout my greatness you see, maiden you can rely on me If you is dealing with me, I'm a K.I.N.G Not what you saw on the fairs, no worries and no cares Treasury full of gold, slut, I'm a K.I.N.G Come to crusade with me if you curious to see How it feels to be with a K.I.N.G Ride on a horse with me, you can command an army Bring slaves from land of holy, I'm a K.I.N.G Maiden, we could pull a barrel of wine and we could have a feast We could toast to the good life, listen minstrels from the East We could made a huge wedding, maiden, we could bring a priest You know, who should you send a pigeon if your money will decreased I always will be here to solve your problems and protect from any beast Cause I fighting with my foes six or seven times at least That other merchant you be with was such a foolish man I'm your friend, your father, and your landlord, damn! I don't know what you heard about me But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me No villages, no castles you can't see That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G I don't know what you heard about me But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me No villages, no castles you can't see That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G I told you heretics before, I stay with my wealth I take the troops, some trebuchets, and military stealth Stop fight against me or you surely will be dead My foes pay me more, I increase my own strength I'm shopping for peasants in the winter, they cheaper Lad, this throne you can have it when I'm done I ain't gon' keep it Fellow, wars start and ending, every fighting ruler know I capture this town like my father 10 years ago Girl, if you'll come with me I'll cover you in diamonds Push aside other favourites, I'll take you to the isles Now Frankfurt is my fortress-town it give me a good gain Its past governor lost its in his failed campaign Take out your purse and I'll give you all my coins I buy from you all this German fertile soils Wars make a ruler rich, I eat a pork sandwich Build a wall, shave the beard, oh, Lord I don't know what you heard about me But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me No villages, no castles you can't see That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G I don't know what you heard about me But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me No villages, no castles you can't see That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G
Do you imagine a retelling of King Henry the VIII trying to find a new wife and breaking from the Catholic Church while keeping the peace in his kingdom and court while these medieval songs in the background? Speaking old English but acting gangsta. Or better yet Hamlet.
It would have been appropriate for Game of Thrones, this could have been Littlefinger's theme music, he owned several brothels, so he was basically a pimp...
I shall not know what you hath heard about me But a wench cannot recieve a shilling out of me No stallion, or cart you cannot see, because I am a feudal lord called PIMP
Get rich or die tryin. A slogan for the Second and Third Crusades, said by a Crusader who has been "shot nine times" with arrows and hasn't "died yet". Original quote "I've been shot nine times and haven't died yet" 50cent.
This fits my new d&d char perfectly, a half rogue, half bard that calls himself „50 copper“, as that is what once reflected an arrow. Definitely gonna use this as an intro
It is unbeknownst to me what thou about me heard hast. But harlots are unable to obtain mine funds. No chariot, no haircut, thou art unable to behold. That I'm a loathed procurer.
Sire, whoever sayeth that progress is a slow process does not talketh about my person. I am a W-H-O-R-E-M-O-N-G-E-R. In addition, i got thy alchemist's staff....." -Lord Curtis the 50 Pence
Minstrel! Spinneth thou that fine shite! I know not what hath been said to thee For no wench ever filched a florin out from me Forsooth, I say, 'tis quite clear to see That I am verily a P-I-M-P
@@mahdikhaxar3115 There is gonna be another Witcher game. Just google "Witcher 4". Nobody knows when it is going to be released since CD Project RED is releasing soon CyberPunk 2077 and probably going to update the game with more upcoming DLCs. The company that released Witcher 3 (CD Project RED) said that they will make another one. In my opinion, it is going to be released in about 3-4 years but it is just my opinion.
"I knoweth not of mine infamy but thou shan't receive tributaries! No stallions, nor food, dost perceive; That I was coronated K.I.N.G!" -Lord Fiftyshilling, from the epic poem "Knighthood; or Death in the Pursuit Thereof"
I doth not know what thee heard about me But a peasant can't get a shilling out of me No carriage, no long hair thee cannot see Because I'm a damned L.O.R.D
I do not know what thou acquired about me But a harlot shall not get a shilling out of me No wagon, no wool, thou shall not see That I am an affectionate K.I.N.G.
Become Wealthy or Perish Attempting
G-G-G-G Order!!!
C-C-C-Church!!!
Amass coinage or else fail in progress.
I like his prior single - 21 Inquisitions featuring Nathan Canine
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍
When the lady dared to show her shoulder at the dance
Lol
Haha!
Way too good of a comment
i just about jumped out of my codpiece
strumpet
I knoweth not what thee hath heard about me,
But maidens can't receiveth dollars out of me,
Nay cadillac, nay perms, thee can't seeth,
That I'm a lady seducing p-i-m-p!
The Units of Gs with 50 Pence
🤣🤣🤣
@@moefaez760 His Lord Pence the 50th of House G-Unit
@@PoonDestruction haha 50 pence the great
Lady seducing B.A.R.D
[Littlefinger’s Theme]
Underated comment. Made me spit out my coffee
That comment won " the game"
based
Pimping is a laddah
Well, i guess you the winner of this one for all the time there is to come! GG WP
I know not what thou heard of me,
But you shall not receive a shilling from me,
No carriages, no furs, thou can’t see,
I am the holiest k.i.n.g
Underrated
😂😂 THE ACCURACY 👌💚
Changing it to K.I.N.G. had me dyin!
Gold gold!!!!
😆🤣😂
Entering medieval brothel be like:
Genius
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Lmao!!
🤣🤣👏👏👏
I've tried
I don't know what you heard about me
But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me
No villages, no castles you can't see
That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G
I don't know what you heard about me
But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me
No villages, no castles you can't see
That I'm a a goddamned K.I.N.G
Now dwarf she in the tavern she dancing for ducats
She got a thing for that caftans that tabards that surcoats
That cotehardies, upplands, huques and doublets
She know them, they are well-known buyers
they give her money cause she awake their carnal desires
I drink a glass of ale, fellow, and my armour is near her
A hour later I'm in cart, a charioteer say: "Let's go,sir"
Them pay to raiders so that they don't kill us
Along the road to my town about something we'll discuss
She like my horse, she like my sword, she like the way I ride
I'm a rich man, think she like me cause fits me like a bride
I ain't that ruler who negotiate cause I want my own praise
I'm that ruler who negotiate for economic raise
Don't care about her origins when she in my chambers
Stick by me, maiden, and you can take all of my acres
Look, child this is simple, you can't see
You dealing with me, you dealing with a
K.I.N.G
I don't know what you heard about me
But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me
No villages, no castles you can't see
That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G
I don't know what you heard about me
But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me
No villages, no castles you can't see
That I'm a a goddamned K.I.N.G
I'm bout my greatness you see, maiden you can rely on me
If you is dealing with me, I'm a K.I.N.G
Not what you saw on the fairs, no worries and no cares
Treasury full of gold, slut, I'm a K.I.N.G
Come to crusade with me if you curious to see
How it feels to be with a K.I.N.G
Ride on a horse with me, you can command an army
Bring slaves from land of holy, I'm a K.I.N.G
Maiden, we could pull a barrel of wine
and we could have a feast
We could toast to the good life, listen minstrels from the East
We could made a huge wedding, maiden, we could bring a priest
You know, who should you send a pigeon if your money will decreased
I always will be here to solve your problems and protect from any beast
Cause I fighting with my foes six or seven times at least
That other merchant you be with was such a foolish man
I'm your friend, your father, and your landlord, damn!
I don't know what you heard about me
But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me
No villages, no castles you can't see
That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G
I don't know what you heard about me
But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me
No villages, no castles you can't see
That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G
I told you heretics before, I stay with my wealth
I take the troops, some trebuchets, and military stealth
Stop fight against me or you surely will be dead
My foes pay me more, I increase my own strength
I'm shopping for peasants in the winter, they cheaper
Lad, this throne you can have it when I'm done I ain't gon' keep it
Fellow, wars start and ending, every fighting ruler know
I capture this town like my father 10 years ago
Girl, if you'll come with me I'll cover you in diamonds
Push aside other favourites, I'll take you to the isles
Now Frankfurt is my fortress-town it give me a good gain
Its past governor lost its in his failed campaign
Take out your purse and I'll give you all my coins
I buy from you all this German fertile soils
Wars make a ruler rich, I eat a pork sandwich
Build a wall, shave the beard, oh, Lord
I don't know what you heard about me
But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me
No villages, no castles you can't see
That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G
I don't know what you heard about me
But Saxons can't get a doublon out of me
No villages, no castles you can't see
That I'm a goddamned K.I.N.G
This needs to be in a movie
Or a TV show. If Westworld does a season in Medieval World, I’d love to hear this music, they do love their covers in that show
Do you imagine a retelling of King Henry the VIII trying to find a new wife and breaking from the Catholic Church while keeping the peace in his kingdom and court while these medieval songs in the background? Speaking old English but acting gangsta. Or better yet Hamlet.
It would have been appropriate for Game of Thrones, this could have been Littlefinger's theme music, he owned several brothels, so he was basically a pimp...
If I ever end up entering heaven's gates I want this played when I walk in
likewise
😂😂😂
You need Jesus Christ man he can make anything happen bro.
@@sgusjsk Nah, Muhammad is my man :)))
Jesus Christ is the only way to salvation.
I shall not know what you hath heard about me
But a wench cannot recieve a shilling out of me
No stallion, or cart you cannot see, because I am a feudal lord called PIMP
PIMP: Peter Ignatius Marcius Plantagenet
LOL 2X
Charles-Arthur I’m dead
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
i want an age of empires mod with these songs
I need these on the witcher 3
shiit boi
@@cornelisgraper8678 du är the boi
Bro stoooppp LMAO
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Disregard maiden, acquire shillings
Indeed!
Hahahaha
I am Europe ruling P.O.P.E.
It's sad how underrated this is man
@@lemagnificent7553 thanks, I guess I just write it too late, when number of views for day is much smaller than it was
@@lemagnificent7553 agreed
*joke about little boys*
hell yeah
Song to fall from your castle window to 🔥🔥🔥
The Church has condemned the lyrics to be obscene.
"There's no business like the harlot business"
😂😂😂
50 schillings at it again with another hit
He and “Prying Hound” are my favorite P.I.M.P.S.
I actually really appreciate the background images you make XD. I think it goes unnoticed but they're always funny and appropriate for the song.
Dost thou haveth the magic stick?
Did you say magic? It's the pyre for you young man.
Wizard? '-'
Dost takes the case so haveth should be have
Lol! I can't wait for them to try that song.
shut up
fifty drachmas
fifty ducats
*fifty drachmae
😂😂😂
@@amityville666 there is also the form drachmas, sort of translitered from Greek
50 Schillings
Thy Game , fifty pennies, lord Banks , Gregorians Unit 🏹🪓⚔️
GREGORIANS UNIT OMG 🥴😂
@@boogermaiden 😂😅 save the G that's all matters
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get rich or die tryin.
A slogan for the
Second and Third Crusades, said by a Crusader who has been "shot nine times" with arrows and hasn't "died yet".
Original quote "I've been shot nine times and haven't died yet" 50cent.
More like the slogan during the Reformation
The way the beat ride from 1:10 to 1:33 is fire!🔥🔥
Feels like a background track of an outrageous scandal story of a Bishop involving an oriental lady.
*OH NO*
This fits my new d&d char perfectly, a half rogue, half bard that calls himself „50 copper“, as that is what once reflected an arrow. Definitely gonna use this as an intro
50 copper good shit bro
It is unbeknownst to me what thou about me heard hast.
But harlots are unable to obtain mine funds.
No chariot, no haircut, thou art unable to behold.
That I'm a loathed
procurer.
Amar De Verdad “unable to obtain mine funds” omg the image that put in my mind hahaha
@@Danishmastery Was it funny because it was said in an archaic style?
@@duck-headedllama9991 yeah and because I’m picturing a knight standing in line down at the bank, waiting to “obtain funds” lol
Hark, check thineself lest thy wreck thineself
Lol good one...salute
I actually lol'd
And that, is what they was meanteth, when said to be, Epic! 😂
By Square Solid Cold Water ... 😂
🤣🤣🤣 Good one!
50 Shilings on the harpsicord
Sire, whoever sayeth that progress is a slow process does not talketh about my person. I am a W-H-O-R-E-M-O-N-G-E-R. In addition, i got thy alchemist's staff....."
-Lord Curtis the 50 Pence
this channel really reading my spotify playlist jesus
open.spotify.com/playlist/2GRyHu87tOIsafh3LoQmRA?si=7ae0c1c011504fe1 🙏
Lord half shillings will be pleased with this arrangement
It's not often you find something so amazing, so randomly.
When you kiss the princess
Typical anime cliches
I don't know how i ended up here, but thank the lord i did 😅
Plays when Sir Roderick the Handsome regales his tavern mates of his latest conquest of the flesh.
And I thought golden age of music was between 1960 and 1999. Heck I missed it with 1000 years.
Aye sire, tis be the peasant who took nine arrows and lived to tell the tale.
50 drachma
When we getting this stuff on spotify?
The time is now >> open.spotify.com/playlist/2GRyHu87tOIsafh3LoQmRA?si=7ae0c1c011504fe1
@@BeedleTheBardcore I thank thee
@@BeedleTheBardcore Do you score this out?
@@BeedleTheBardcore Can you do soundcloud thanks lmao
I’m stuck in the rabbit hole of Bardcore videos!
50 slashes of grey.... lol cool music!
Bring-eth my taxes to me I’m a P.I.M.P
(Prime Imperial Majestic Principality)
DAMN PEASANT WHERE DID THOU SALVAGE THIS
Bruh this would be a banger in AD. 1300 for sure
I’d honestly like the people who make movies to stick these songs in their films and see if anybody notices lol
This should play at the 'taverns' in Novigrad
Man, this is insanely hilarious!
Can I support this channel in some way?
Meir Zeilig-Hess there’s a patreon link in the video description.
It would be cool if you did a 24/7 bardcore radio stream..... I'd listen to it.
now i wanna travel to the medieval time to show real music xD
I was not in a quest for this magical music... However, I am glad it found me.
Editing auto correct to: quest
I think there's a missed opportunity it should have been called K.I.N.G. (p.i.m.p.)
P.o.p.e
When the chamber maid asked for a silver penny but you simply dont have that sht
Fantastic, I am imagining Robinhood and his merry men bobbing to this song 😅. Maybe they should use for next movie
Behold: Curtis, Son of Jack “the Half-Dollarman”!
I swear I knew this would fit perfect the flutes are already there 😂👌🏾
thankyou deeply. this is my new old school runescape music playlist
great for slayer
When you're the only men left in the village because they've all been conscripted for the crusades 😎
I am pretty sure I have never heard anything more 1337 than this before.
You better watch out before some ambitious showrunners really put the world on to this magic! ✨
imagine you sittin in year 1500 drink weird beer and listen to this lol
Minstrel! Spinneth thou that fine shite!
I know not what hath been said to thee
For no wench ever filched a florin out from me
Forsooth, I say, 'tis quite clear to see
That I am verily a P-I-M-P
Cant stop vibing
Whoe'er spoketh progress was a slow process hath not spoketh about I, I am a harlot procurer. Alas, I hath the majickal stick!
*Dancing exposing both ankles*
I dont know what u heard about me
But these village girls cant keep penny on me
No horse cart no armor u can see
Then im royal p.i.m.p
I could listen to this all day 😍
Comrades prior to Concubines
Hey Gwyn's new theme is a banger
Haven't heard the song in over 15 years, wow.
Money, power, respect by the lox would go well medieval style
K.I.N.G. by lord Fifty of Cent
Yo mate, I hope the new Witcher game will include some of your tracks. These all are just pure fire, keep up the good work.
You mean there's gonna be another witcher game?
@@mahdikhaxar3115 There is gonna be another Witcher game. Just google "Witcher 4". Nobody knows when it is going to be released since CD Project RED is releasing soon CyberPunk 2077 and probably going to update the game with more upcoming DLCs. The company that released Witcher 3 (CD Project RED) said that they will make another one. In my opinion, it is going to be released in about 3-4 years but it is just my opinion.
Dude you have earned my subscription 👍
50 Pence-Many Knights
50 Cent or 50 Pence? 'Tis thee question of yonder years
50 guineas
Got hit nine times by a horse archer drive by
Remix: "I've got NowNLater dragon scale boots on, Imma show these bar wenches that my PIMP armored gauntlet is way strong"!!!!
Very melodic
"I knoweth not of mine infamy
but thou shan't receive tributaries!
No stallions, nor food, dost perceive;
That I was coronated K.I.N.G!"
-Lord Fiftyshilling, from the epic poem "Knighthood; or Death in the Pursuit Thereof"
Next time my D&D group enter a brothel this bangers playing in the background
When the King says it's time for his daughters to marry into the other kingdoms
😂😂
I'm gonna play this on the jobsite radio. My workers know better not to change my music
The comments of this channel are as elite as the tunes
Todos están una chimba
Que chimbita de trabajo!!
When a peasent sees the Princess's ankles
Thou ist listening to such rythmic patterns with thy amish folk in thy horse drawn carriage
I'm like a ninja with invisibility
Then I T E L E P O R T
When you're jealous of your bisexual wife and accidentally fall out of the castle window in 1299
W comment
I will use skyrim's become a bard mod to play this in the jarl's court.
Balgrulf is a pimp anyway
@@n_y_0_n38 he's a simp If the dragonborn is a female
Fifty Gold Pieces, Sir Curtis Jackson the Third of Queenshire
P......I.....M.......P
Peasent In My Pocket
If Red Mages had a theme song, this would be it. 😎
awesome mix bro!!!!
Great channel
No carriage, no horse, thou can't see...
Holy fuck this is definitely going to be the theme of one of my cities in my dnd campaign
I doth not know what thee heard about me
But a peasant can't get a shilling out of me
No carriage, no long hair thee cannot see
Because I'm a damned L.O.R.D
I do not know what thou acquired about me
But a harlot shall not get a shilling out of me
No wagon, no wool, thou shall not see
That I am an affectionate K.I.N.G.
😂👍🤓
Stap 🤣🤣🤣
Lord Fifty of Pence with a brothel-themed chant
Sooo dope!
Can you flip that Future Mask off, Mask on. That might be the perfect fit it starts off with flutes.
50 Pence more like it lads!