WITHOUT ME | Medieval Bardcore Version | Eminem vs Beedle the Bardcore
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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Eminem - Without Me [Medieval Bardcore Version]
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Mine own medieval, fantasy orchestra presents Without Me for the enjoyment of knights, ladies and fine fellows of the realm.
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Original Song: “Without Me”
Original Artist: Eminem
Writer: Anne Dudley, Jeff Bass, Kevin Bell Malcolm McLaren, Marshall Mathers, Trevor Horn
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Medieval doctor: *gives no anaesthesia during an operation*
Peasant: *screams in pain and rocks the table while he's operating*
LMAO 🔥
oh god! what an imagination dude!😂😂
@EMINƎM yes at least bread with spider web and opium from popeyes
Medieval plague doctor
yesssss
two royal court girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Given that the orginal lyrics say "trailer park girls" wouldn't "serf girls" or "peasant girls" make more sense?
@@NoBop2000 i would have rather said something like that too, but i couldn't think of anything that actually fit the flow :p
@@rob3681 "two rookery wyfs" ?
@@rob3681 "two village harlots"?
@@rob3681 Foundry girls?
Guesseth who's back, backeth again. Beedle's back.
Beedle's back tell a brethren
Thou be told that
Tell some heathens
When that part came it literally sounded like em was taking over Santa’s job for Christmas
Can I request you do keep their heads ringing by Dr Dre?
Latin Empire: *exists*
Byzantium: *Guess who's back*
Byzantium: Exists
Ottomans: So this looks like a job for me
@@sehnazdogubatkuzeyguneykus3028 Ottomans: Exist
Britain (and the rest of Europe and America): We saveth you many events beforehand, no longer shall we. Shade is back.
@@sehnazdogubatkuzeyguneykus3028 yup 😄
Weren't they greek tho
@@MjSchreiber806 weren't who greek
I have no idea about how I found this, but thanks to internet for showing me this.
I came to this masterpiece thanks to your brother's recommendation
Right? I stumbled into this channel a few days ago too 😍
YT recommendations at its finest.
Right?!
Sono Chino Sadame for me
Imagine your a medieval king and your court Bard just busts this out, I can't imagine the hype that would have filled the room
They'd be getting jiggy with it
Pay 😂Raise!
this would be considered demonic; they've always been able to do this; it's not new; it's detrimental to the general welfare.
The whole city’s wine vanished
You're
When you see a Third Crusade coming for the Holy Land
Now this look like a job for me...
Haves like a xmas vibe
@@shima150 so everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little cavalry
Cause it feels so unholy without me
Guess who's back!
@@shima150 so everybody just follow me
So when’s Eminem writing his diss track on William the conqueror and Robin Hood
The true end of Norman supremacy on Britain: some bard spitting super hot fire.
In this version of Without Me, Eminem is dissing the heir to the throne, Crown Prince Cheney
You mean Robin Da Hood
Sir Slim of the house of Shades approves this work.
STOP!! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
It's been too long since I've seen a good brawl....
I'm just warming up YOU PATHETIC WORM,
HRNGH,
REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!
Guesseth whoms back, back again, sir Shady tis back, tell a friend.
Guess whoms back
Guess whoms back
Guess whoms back
Guess whoms back
Guess whoms back
I hath summoned a demon, for no men wish to see sir Marshall anymore, thou wishes for sir shady, I'm chopped liver. Well, if sir shady be what thou wishes tis what I shall give thee, a wee bit of me indulged in some rum, some rum that shall reanimate me faster than thou on a Sunday morn, the sunday morn at the church by the pastor whence Im not donating, whence I'm upsetting the sermon whilst he's lord rebating. Thou hath waited this long, so cease debating for I am back on thou's stage tail waving, I know thou hath a quest lady Cheney, however thou's mans heart difficulties complicated. So thy FCC shan't let me be, or let me be me, so lest I see, they tried to burn me down at the stake with sir leslie, however it shall feel empty in absence of me, so cometh and dip, get some upon thou's lips, but forget that and get some upon thy's teats and be ready for this shit tis about to get heavy, for I hath settled all of my lawsuits, fucketh thou Sir Devin!
Now this looks to be a quest for me so everyone, shall follow me, for we are in need of some, controversy, for it shall feel empty in absence of me. Little children, thou's kids feel rebellious, embarrassed thou still listens to sir Elvis, they feel like prisoners, tortured, until someone trots along on a quest and bellows "bich", a sorcerer, sorcery is frightening, polluting the oxygen, a rebel, note and retract for the Scots are rebelling in the war of revolution, such a disaster, such a catastrophe that thou can see so much of the rebellion thou asks of me? Well, I have returned, La La La La La La La, fix thy intenerenenerene... sinking under thou's skin like a wee splinter, back in the winter whence I am interesting, the best thing since jousting, and resting in thou's beds and nesting. Testing, might I get thou's attention please for my 10 shillings, my 2 shillings are free, and whoms shillings, whom sent, thou sent for me?
Now this looks to be a quest for me so everyone, shall follow me, for we are in need of some, controversy, for it shall feel empty in absence of me. A tiskit a taskit, I shall go tit for tat with whomever is bellowing this shit and that shit, sir Chris Kirkpatrick, thou can get thous rump kicked worse than those wee limp bizkit bastards, and sir Moby thou can get stomped by sir Obie, thou is a 36 year olde bald headed man, thou can blow me, let it go, tis over, nobody listens to techno, and let us go, just give me a signal and I shall be there with a whole list filled with new insults, I hath been dope, suspenseful with a quill ever since sir Prince turned himself into a symbol, However sometimes this shit just seems as though everybody only wishes to discuss me, so this must mean I am disgusting, however tis but me, I am just obscene, although I am not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since sir Presley to do black music so selfishly and use it to make myself a noble, yes, tis a concept which works, 20 million other white knights emerge, however no matter how many fish tis in the sea, t'would be so empty in absence of me...
Now this looks to be a quest for me, so everyone, shall follow me, for we are in need of some, controversy, for it shall feel so empty in absence of me.
My greatest work yet.
This comment should be have More likes
This is underrated, deserve more likes
this comment should get a grammy
@@BZ0905 an inspiration, medieval speak was never my thing. Though, I have done a few non-medieval ones. Props to the dedication homie.
This looks like a job for me
For we need more land for the Holy See
Guess Who's Back
Back Again
Crusade's Back
Arm your men
Jesus back
@@rafaeloliveirabarbosa1410 from the dead
The ryme with the Holy See.......... Incredible, my dude :D
Can't decide if this is the tune of an epic Scandinavian Hobbit adventure or a demented clown gorehouse of horror.
epicly demented scandinavian clown horror adventure
@@HappyBeezerStudios yes ✨🤌🏼
Both!
that's the beauty of it. haha
Just like you cant really know if you are talking to Eminem or Slim Shady lol
I wish Eminem would rap on this beat.
Mgk can
Yeah...Not possible Put Eminem and beedle together?...
If people tweet Eminem enough with these, he might do it
@@freeindialegionenjoyer1999 boooo
@@freeindialegionenjoyer1999 HAHAHAHA nice joke
Sounds like the music used in a scene from a Sherlock Holmes movie where Holmes is tailing someone whilst very high and needs to avoid being seen but keep getting distracted by his hallucinations.
yeah i get what you mean :D some parts sound similar to the movie soundtrack :D
This is an awesome idea!
holy shit your right . spot on lol
Or a trippy Santa Clause movie.
Sounds like GOT soundtrack
I have never encountered this genre before. Thank you for blowing my mind.
This is perfect music to design to. It's a tune that my mind has already memorized since childhood, hence allowing me to allocate more of my attention towards creativity rather than processing an unfamiliar song.
Love that there are no vocals. I cannot design or think very well when there are voices audible, my brain involuntarily listens to them and bottlenecks my ability to have an internal dialogue with myself, which is how I think when I design.
Gonna listen to all your stuff, and make a playlist to listen to while I think!
May your creativity floweth like a river of gold!
@@BeedleTheBardcore Verily!
It's a vibe!
@@soronemus8815 Verily!
Me, me, me, me.... You must be fun at parties.
It's already hard enough to transpose rap songs, but to adapt it to a music genre is amazing.
There's few things greater in this world than people with amazing talent and dedication using their gifts and hard work for memes.
Sir Slim-shady is backeth!
Tell thine acquaintances!
Lord Shady*
@@mauriciosalirrosas7433 let me rephrase that "rap lord slim shady is backeth, tell your clan"
The slender shadow
@@souhimrohella man of culture
This cover art is underrated. That neck is majestic!
Yes, you're right ... Look up 'bayreuth tapestry' ... and have a great weekend ... ;-)
It looks like the result of generational incest.
'The Lord hath createth a beast, as no person wanteth to see Sir Marshall no longer, they wanteth Jester Slender Shadith'
Brilliant
Jesus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So Christians just follow me
'Cause we need a little prophesy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Genius
Fire
Full Song Needed plz
eh more roman times
Can you write more lyrics ? Its going good
Why do I suddenly want to play Age of Empires II?
@@muyhueee8800 Would be boss to have it as a bonus track in the remaster.
lmaoooo thinking the same here dude!
It's crazy how close it is. Especially to the later tracks of AOC.
Wololo
Crusader kings 🗿
Two concubines go ‘round the courtyard
Round the courtyard
Round the courtyard
Round the courtyard
I have a feeling that this would be an actual hit back in these days
Time traveler returning to the medieval ages for the 2nd time:
"Guess who's back"
Methinks you should be awarded with the Royal Order of the Grammy for your marvellous work Beedle.
When the crass bard retunrs to shout obscenities before the town, ensuring that even the church is able to hear his foul words.
THIS GUY IS A GENIUS HAHAHAHA
This would be an amazing soundtrack for Age of Empires
*"He is here, I sense it..."*
I've bestowed life upon a demon, for reason na'er one dares to perceive the house of Marshall no more
YOOOOOOO LOVE THAT THIS CAME OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY ❤
If you told me I'd be hearing it again 18 years after its release, on an online video platform, in Bardcore format, I would've never guessed
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BRO!
@@joeymarsh5571 thanks Joey appreciate it
King Henry the second: We shall take back Jerusalem
Caliph Salahuddin: You shall’nt
This has opened a whole new world of joy for me. Thank you to the clever people/person who takes the time out to entertain in such a unique and wonderful way.
My favourite so far is 'Candy shop'.
Never thought my favorite song could be improved, but clearly I was wrong! This is amazing.
I don't know why, but this has something kinda menacing to it.
I dig it
I've did create a monst'r, 'cause nobody wanteth to seeth marshall nay m're
those gents wanteth shady, i'm chopp'd liv'r
well if 't be true thee wanteth shady, then this is what i'll giveth ya
a dram did bite of we'd did mix with some hard liqu'r
some vodka yond shall jumpeth starteth mine own heart quick'r
then a did shoot at which hour i receiveth did shock at the hospital
by the doct'r at which hour i'm not coop'rating
at which hour i'm rocking the table while that gent's op'rating
Thanks 4 da laughs
I get Christmas and medieval vibes from this and it's amazing!
The lack of subscribers doth striketh me as blasphemy!
Thou start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells: "WITCH!"
This is gold! Give the original a nice kick. Bardcore is my new favorite thing. Thank rapgod for the internet!
This is how you know a song is a jam. If you could be jamming to it in a medieval festival just the same as the modern day, it is.
Me not thy first king of heresy, me thou thy worst thing since King Henry...
XD
*Templars march to Jursalime for 4th time* : Guesseth who is back.
MATE! Get a whole band, put them in medieval costumes, go to a place looking like a medieval inn and record a clip! :D
these are the most wholesome comments in youtube history
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
WILLIAM'S BACK
CONQUERING MEN
Which William?
@@freddyfrizzbear9063 The Bastard, of course. Although I hear they're calling the Lucky Bastard
@@dragoninthewest1 not William Afton?
I though you were talking about William Shakespeare
@@freddyfrizzbear9063: William the Conqueror...
I JUST CAN'T STOP LISTENING
Eminems been quiet since this dropped
Why do I feel like Jaskier/Dandelion would be behind this.....
Now this looketh like heresey, so Christian peoples follow me...
this is the greatest thing in existence
You didn't skip "Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..." Very nice! Great little touch there.
"Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your great (x40) grandkids are going to love it"
Charlemagne jammin with this after crowned as first king of holy roman empire
Guess whos back,
back again
Rome's back
uniting men!
Dude wtf, you deserve way more subs this is some good shit.
this will be way later in someones recomandations.
This sounds like the music from one of those swinger parties they be showing from back in the day with the Egyptians or something on History Channel
Man you're a genius got a new subscriber with this track. Need more of these
My god what you're doing is just Amazing ! Big shout out for the originality and the talent💯 I loved listening you music keep it up🙂✌️
I feel like i am travelling back in time with this music.
Looks like ancient Egypt melodies
Now this looks like a crusade for me.
Plague doctor : *you waited this long, now stop debating*
Whest thou hand thy homie the auxiliary cable
-Crusade starts- "Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just wait for me, this world needs a little crusadee cause it feel so empty without me"
Playing assassin's creed whilst this is blasting out is definitely a winner!
Now this looketh like a job for me
So ev'rybody followeth me
We need a little blasphemy
It feeleth so empty without me
Guesseth who is back, back again
Shady is back, telleth a friend
Imagine that in a TV show like Game of Thrones... xD That would be hilarious... And so perfectly fitted.
When Jesus returns for round 2.
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
My god this beat sounds so good
The __ Crusade be like
This slaps way too hard.
Pure gold
When Jaques de Molay is parting with his homies
When the Court Jester enters the room.
In the absence of my presence, by Rap Squire, Lord Mathers.
just a guy standing in a gondola yelling at the passers-by with an ancient megaphone
😂🤣😂 This is Wonderful! Thank you!!! 🥰🥰🥰
upon thy tune entering thy ears, I hasn't been able to contain thy laughter
This is hilarious and amazing at the same time.. imma listen to this while playing the witcher 3 from now on
LYRICS:
Verily, two maidens of the trailer park traverse 'round the exterior, 'round the exterior, 'round the exterior. Verily, two maidens of the trailer park traverse 'round the exterior, 'round the exterior, 'round the exterior.
Hark! Discern who hath returned, proclaim to a comrade. Hark! Discern who hath returned. Hark! Discern who hath returned. Hark! Discern who hath returned. Hark! Discern who hath returned. Hark! Discern who hath returned. Hark! Discern who hath returned.
I, in my creation, have birthed a monstrosity. Forsooth, none wish to witness Marshall henceforth. They crave Shady; I am but chopped liver. Should thee desire Shady, this is what I shall bestow-a modicum of weed blended with robust spirits, vodka to quicken my heart akin to a shock. When I am shocked within the infirmary, by the doctor, whilst I resist, and I disturb his table as he performs (hey!)
Thou hast waited, now cease thy deliberation, for I am back, in a state of menstrual flow and ovulation. I acknowledge thy occupation, Mistress Cheney, but thy spouse's cardiac affliction doth complicate.
The FCC prohibits me from being, or remaining true to myself, thus allow me to express. They endeavor to silence me upon MTV, yet it feels desolate without me.
Therefore, dip forth, let thy lips engage, defy that, let thy lips receive and thy bosom be prepared, for this matter is poised to become burdensome. I have settled all my legal disputes-Debbie, a pox upon thee!
Now this appears to be a task for me, hence all should follow in my wake. We necessitate a modicum of controversy, for it feels so desolate without me.
I declare this appears to be a task for me, therefore, let all follow in my wake. We necessitate a modicum of controversy, for it feels so desolate without me.
Wayward youngsters, feeling rebellious, ashamed that their progenitors still partake in Elvis. They sense imprisonment, helplessness, until one with purpose arrives, exclaiming "bitch!"
A visionary, a frightening vision, capable of sparking a revolution, polluting the airwaves as a rebel. Permit me to revel and bask in the fact that all are now beholden to me, kissing my posterior-a calamity, a catastrophe, as you witness an excessive amount of my hindquarters. Didst thou seek me?
Lo, I have returned. Rectify thy askew antennae, tune in, and I shall penetrate beneath thy skin like a splinter. The focal point once more, returning for the winter.
I am intriguing, the finest thing since wrestling, infesting the ears of thy offspring, nesting, testing attention, I beseech thee. Feel the tension as soon as my name is mentioned. Here is my 10 cents; my 2 cents are free-a nuisance, who summoned, who called for me?
Now this appears to be a task for me, hence all should follow in my wake. We necessitate a modicum of controversy, for it feels so desolate without me.
I declare this appears to be a task for me, therefore, let all follow in my wake. We necessitate a modicum of controversy, for it feels so desolate without me.
A trifle, a challenge-I shall engage in reciprocal banter with anyone speaking such, this or that. Chris Kirkpatrick, thy hindquarters may be smitten worse than those diminutive Limp Bizkit rascals.
And Moby, thou mayst be trampled by Obie. Thou, a 36-year-old, bald-headed fool, cease thy nonsense. Thou knowest me not, thou art too old. Release thy grasp, it is concluded-nobody listens to techno.
Now, let us proceed, signal me forthwith. I shall arrive armed with a catalogue of fresh insults. I have been sublime, filled with suspense, wielding a pen since Prince transformed himself into a symbol.
But sometimes, the situation appears as though all desire is centered upon me. This must signify that I am repulsive, yet it is merely myself, for I am obscene.
Nay, I am not the inaugural monarch of controversy. I am the most wretched thing since Elvis Presley, appropriating black music in a selfish manner to amass wealth (Hey).
There exists a notion that prevails; 20 million other Caucasian minstrels emerge. However, irrespective of the multitude in the sea, it would be desolate without me.
Now this appears to be a task for me, hence all should follow in my wake. We necessitate a modicum of controversy, for it feels so desolate without me.
I declare this appears to be a task for me, therefore, let all follow in my wake. We necessitate a modicum of controversy, for it feels so desolate without me.
...feel like this would be the theme of The Chosen Undead after they lose their mind from the 9000th revive from the same dang skeleton pegging them betwixt the eyes
Fire!
Ballad of the M&M the archer who kicketh lords asses
This fits right in with amazon sauron
Aethelstan, real name, no gimmicks!
Lord Slim from House Shady hath returned. Consult some lads!
the first seconds are like symphony in H's intro
Imperial Guardsman: exists
Adoring Fan: It's free real estate
"YOLO, SWAG" - sir scout the IV
*Bro, this is insane lol* 🔥😂
If only Juice WRLD was still alive so he could freestyle on these beats
Yes
Two peasantry dames wander yon the about, yon the about, yon the about
It’s wonderful, nice job beedle
This shits gonna blow up real soon!
Forsooth, it cometh not as a surprise Sir Slender-Shadowy becometh a Rap Deity.
This seems to be a work of mine
Every soul, flock around
Controversial ideas are about to come
there is something missing when I am not around
This seems to be a future work of mine
Every soul, flock around
Controversial ideas are about to come
there is something missing when I am not around