now they gon' chop ma' head... and I know why (why man?) YeEEEE... because I got high... because I got high... because I got highhhhh... ta-dada-da-da-da
It is 1455 and five of my twelve children were burned alive for being accused of witchcraft, but one of them was accepted into the church and is now a clergyman, life is good and I can die in peace at the age of twenty-six.
I was gonna go to church But then I got high I was gonna pray and pay my tithe But then I got high Now the Inquisition has me on the Rack and I know why Because I Got High Because I Got High Because I Got High
@@finallimits1 I think you're going to get a good laugh out of this. I found a whole bunch of hemp leaves in the parking lot I work at underneath one of them there was a bud and it appears somebody must have been transporting one night while my store was closed and it was some really good but I only wish I knew where it came from.
It's the year 1289, you've survived some unknown illness (leprosy), and now you've got 7 fingers left. The winter wasn't too harsh, so your turnips, garlic, mushrooms, and beets all grew well. The feudal lord you owed taxes to got ambushed on the way and kicked the bucket, so the entire harvest is yours... until you serve another lord. You celebrate your ripe old age of 14 in the town square with this banger while they burn a witch... who happens to be your neighbor.
Es el año 1326, hay ejecución pública en una plaza por lo que hay una gran cantidad de gente visitando tu taberna, estás libre de lepra, aun te quedan 7 dedos, un ojo y dos de tus nueve hijos siguen vivos, la vida es buena a tu avanzada edad de 32 años.
I was gonna slay a dragon, but then I got high. I was gonna team up with Bilbo Baggins, but then I got high. Now Smaug teamed up with Sauron, and I know why.... Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high. -Gandalf The Dank
@@DirtPerson in retrospect Gandalf was the ultimate high functional stoner. mofucka was smoking out in the mines of Moria bc he had forgotten which way to go like 12 hrs before he was gonna kill a balrog and become reborn. lolllll
En 1635, quand t'as perdu 8 de tes 10 enfants de la peste, que le forgeron est partie avec ta femme, ta maison est passée au feu mais que le troubadour te passe ce banger. 🕺🕺🕺
I was gonna slay a dragon but then I got high, I was gonna prepare my blades and armor but then I got high, now the dragon has burnt down the town, and I know why! *Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiigh!*
I was gonna save a fair maiden but then I got high, I was gonna climb the tower and kiss her, but I got high, Now she's the fifth wife of that jerk named Charming, and I know why! Because I got high, because I got high because I got hiiigghh...
I was gonna plow the fields, but then I got high. I was gonna make the village some meals, but then I got high. Now all the whole hamlet is starving, and I know why! (Why, lad?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
In ancient Greece, when you heard this tune it meant that you better run because Dionysos and his hippie friends are in town and lure people into hedonism and absurdity.
I was gonna work on ye fields, but then I got high was gonna grind the grain, but then I got high (what is thy fate?) Now I’m sentence to 20 lashes and I know why Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high
it's 1587, your wife just passed away from a fever, your kids were stolen and sold as slaves but you meet your mate at your favorite tavern and listen to this hit, you're happy
I was going to join the crusades but then I got high, was going to sharpen my blades but then I got high. Mine horse is still ungelded and I know why, huzay! because I got high.
My first character was a bard. I drugged a party member and bought them a prostitute because they got in my way. In hindsight I think I might've been evil.
I know this may get buried but this bardcore version is one of my all time favorite songs. I just love the beats and flutes. Is there anyway we could get young and wild and free by wiz khalifa.
Woke up in Alamut, and then I got high Trained with the hashashin, and then we got high Now Phillip de Montferrat's dead, and I know why Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna go on Crusade, but then I got high It was gonna be the Vult of Deus, but then I got high Now Jerusalem's controlled by infidels, and I know why Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
@@JimRFF Twas gonna take my steed to war, but nay, I was high. Slept through my captains orders, cause I was high. Now Im a prisoner of war, and yae, I know why. Actually nay, I was high. i was hiiiigh.
Año 1348 , 1 de tus 14 hijos sobrevivio a la peste del diablo (bubónica) , el terrateniente con el que te endeudaste de por vida murio y ahora tienes su tierra , tienes unos puntos negros pero disfurtaras tu vejez bien La vida es buena a tus 23 años
The whole town thinks me a witch for I ate bad rye, They wish to burn me at dawn for I ate bad rye, I feel like eating more as to see blue sky, (Your line)
Es el año 2023, es 25 de diciembre y te encuentras trabajando para poder pagar tus deudas; la compañera del trabajo llevo recalentado de la cena del 24 y un cliente te regalo una bolsa de dulces; la vida es buena a tus 43 años.
I was gonna pay the Venetians, but then I got high I was gonna buy their crusaders off, but then I got high Now they’re sacking Constantinople and I know why (Why Basileus?) Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high
Its 1350 and the Herb farmer has just sent you a messenger pigeon to inform you he has the finest Longleaf in all the land fresh and ready to partake in 😅🤣😂
Goodness me, brother. I seem to have had a rather insane idea. Please pass me that parchment paper. and now, I will use this parchment paper to carefully seal this cannabis. Please pass me that candle and touch the flame to my creation. Ooh, yes, brother! The cannabis is incredibly potent. I swear on mine own life, 'tis a magic herb. When I feel frightened, I need only practice this routine, and my fears shall all but vanish.
Año 2023, sobreviviste a la pandemia pero ahora te toca afrontar la 3ra guerra mundial y el fin del mundo, mientras no puedes tener una casa propia porque vives en latinoamerica y te da una enfermedad incurable que acorta significativamente tus espectativas de vida, pero estas en tu celular viendo reels y tik tok, la vida es buena a tus 22 años XD
Es 2023, estás en la universidad, ves como el tiempo no te alcanza para estar al dia con todo. Tu abuela murió de COVID hace tres años y ves que la temperatura global poco a poco comienza a aumentar. Tu futuro parece ser prospero a tus 22 años.
Año 1450 uno de tus 8 hijos murió después de que un carruaje le pasara encima, preparas la sopa de ajo y envías al pozo de agua a dos de tus 7 hijos restantes, ambos caen al pozo, debido a que requieres comida vendes a dos de ellos al mercader y compras una vaca, tu vida es prospera a tus medianos 21 años de edad.
When the "Spice" merchant comes to town
I didn't have blue eyes,
but then I got high!
Lol
This is a good one
Most underrated comment
"Kajit has wears if you have the coin."😂
I was going to rise from squire to knight, but then I got high.
I was gonna slay the beast, then I got drunk
I was going to marry my cousin, but then i got high
I was going to fight the muslins, but then i got high. I just lose a arm, and don't know why! Cause i got high, cause got high, cause got high
now they gon' chop ma' head... and I know why (why man?) YeEEEE... because I got high... because I got high... because I got highhhhh... ta-dada-da-da-da
@@aa-lr1jk incest lol this comment have me dying
When the hobbits come through with that finest pipe weed from Shire
I was gunna shave my feet, but then I got high...
@@easyezzington I messed up my taters because I got high...
The party doesn't start until Sam-Wise Ganja comes out
The precious
Olde Tobey! Finest weed in the Southfarthing 😁
I run a D&D campaign and I love slipping these into the session playlist and see if the players notice.
i do the same! lol
Lmao
It’s my favorite doing this.
I wanna put this on the PA system at Ren Faire and see if someone notices. Lol
From one DM to another: thank you for this amazing idea
we used to be lowlanders, but now after this song, we're highlanders.
Lol
I think this one
Comment of the day.
its thy highroad i have upon you anikan
ruclips.net/video/SnnMfHTDNOM/видео.html
When the witch burning is next to a marijuana field.
"I was gonna get up and find a broom but then I got high" reached a whole new level
@@rennandrumond2172😂😂😂😂
@@priscillajimenez27 Are you one of the witches?
@@rennandrumond2172 I am 😉
This reminds me when those cops burned a whole bunch of weed and the entire town got high.
It is 1455 and five of my twelve children were burned alive for being accused of witchcraft, but one of them was accepted into the church and is now a clergyman, life is good and I can die in peace at the age of twenty-six.
and in the evening the bard of the favourite tavern drop dis mfreakin hit
POV: its 1382 your dealer sends his messenger pigeon informing you he has the finest longleaf in the land
I was gonna go to church
But then I got high
I was gonna pray and pay my tithe
But then I got high
Now the Inquisition has me on the Rack and I know why
Because I Got High Because I Got High Because I Got High
😂
Beautiful
Scary
Dude… 😂😂😂
NOBODY EVER EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
The memistic potential here is great.
Probably nobody younger than 25 knows this, though...
@@zaratrustamaster False. _Big False._
@@BrendanVlogs4You really?!
I never heard this meme was revived at some point! When did it happen?
zaratrustamaster ONE WORD VOCALOID
@@zaratrustamaster your jokeing?
My Lord this man of the afro comes bearing this strange herb.
garganrose holy shit that’s great lol
Ya gotta smoke da green sticky sticky!
@@Beregond1861 unfortunately I haven't made contact with Sweet Lady Mary Jane in a long time
@@garganrose That sucks :( hope you get to blaze soon.
@@finallimits1 I think you're going to get a good laugh out of this. I found a whole bunch of hemp leaves in the parking lot I work at underneath one of them there was a bud and it appears somebody must have been transporting one night while my store was closed and it was some really good but I only wish I knew where it came from.
It's the year 1289, you've survived some unknown illness (leprosy), and now you've got 7 fingers left. The winter wasn't too harsh, so your turnips, garlic, mushrooms, and beets all grew well. The feudal lord you owed taxes to got ambushed on the way and kicked the bucket, so the entire harvest is yours... until you serve another lord. You celebrate your ripe old age of 14 in the town square with this banger while they burn a witch... who happens to be your neighbor.
I feel like this is a perfect theme to start an adventure to. But then again we'd likely not get started at all.
i was gonna go on an adventure, but then i got high...
Lol!
Yea we’re going to Canterbury 😏
I was going to start an adventure but I got high. 😅🤣
Unless it was a sativa
Es el año 1326, hay ejecución pública en una plaza por lo que hay una gran cantidad de gente visitando tu taberna, estás libre de lepra, aun te quedan 7 dedos, un ojo y dos de tus nueve hijos siguen vivos, la vida es buena a tu avanzada edad de 32 años.
Loco...😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
El mejor meme de 2023😂
vine por ese meme
🤣🤣🤣😉
When Frodo and the boys get back from Mordor and need to unwind.
One does not simply say no to a Blunt
My family hates you for making me laugh my ass off at 3am
I was gonna slay a dragon, but then I got high.
I was gonna team up with Bilbo Baggins, but then I got high.
Now Smaug teamed up with Sauron, and I know why....
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
-Gandalf The Dank
@@DirtPerson in retrospect Gandalf was the ultimate high functional stoner. mofucka was smoking out in the mines of Moria bc he had forgotten which way to go like 12 hrs before he was gonna kill a balrog and become reborn. lolllll
@@krimson8089 Underrated use of an overrated meme 🤣🤣 well done Son of Krim.
One: it’s crazy ya brain can hear the lyrics.
Two: The person who created this is an absolute genius.
Afroman is amazing for that.
When the potion sellers potions, are actually too strong.
LMAOOOOO
Chateau Romani milk from majoras mask lol
Apothecary.
En 1635, quand t'as perdu 8 de tes 10 enfants de la peste, que le forgeron est partie avec ta femme, ta maison est passée au feu mais que le troubadour te passe ce banger. 🕺🕺🕺
Whoever you are, you're a great human being and I'm glad you were born.
no u bish
@@zorletos naw fam, all of us is presh
@@ayeshamohammad6474 Damn right.
I was gonna slay a dragon but then I got high, I was gonna prepare my blades and armor but then I got high, now the dragon has burnt down the town, and I know why! *Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiigh!*
LOL😂😂😂😂
I was gonna save a fair maiden but then I got high,
I was gonna climb the tower and kiss her, but I got high,
Now she's the fifth wife of that jerk named Charming, and I know why!
Because I got high, because I got high because I got hiiigghh...
Skyrim but with drugs
😂😂😂
@@capitalistbob69"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I got high"
I was gonna plow the fields,
but then I got high.
I was gonna make the village some meals, but then I got high.
Now all the whole hamlet is starving, and I know why!
(Why, lad?)
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
When your uncle comes back from the crusade in the holy land and brought back some "Moses Bush"
"Now I understand how a mere man talk with god by the means of a burning bush..."
Prithee doth tell me, ser knight, doths thou partake to the devil's lettuce?
La da da da da da da
LOL @ "The Devil's Lettuce" I love it!
Prithee humble ser mayeth i partake in thy devveling lettuce?
🤣🤣🤣
POV: it's 1382 your dealer sends you a message by carrier pigeon saying he has the finest long leaf in the land
In ancient Greece, when you heard this tune it meant that you better run because Dionysos and his hippie friends are in town and lure people into hedonism and absurdity.
_Or...get in line, the moment you hear, to buy a ticket!_
And murder orgies. Don't forget the murder orgies.
Someone needs to invent reverse bardcore where you take an actual song from the middle ages and make a modern pop song.
Led Zepplin did it with Gallows Pole, I think.
I thought thats what dubstep remixes were for
I was going to do that but then...
@@Jakethegoodman you got high
@@apostol1334, which track by Evil Needle?
If Seth Rogen made a movie about medieval times, this would be the theme.
He did once and it sucked lol
@@undergroundrapsubscribe2707 Your Highness?
@@DarkPowerOwnage you got it lol
@@undergroundrapsubscribe2707 Ngl I thought that movie was hilarious. I guess they say that's why humor is subjective lol.
@@DarkPowerOwnage now that I think about it I was drinking Jagermeister wanting a cigarette the whole time lol. Maybe that's why I walked out😂
*the end result of Geralt's bard friend drinking a too strong potion*
Witcher reference. Huzzah!
Hmmm... A Blunt of Power. Gotta draw from it...
Geralt: "Just one more draw, Vesimir"
Vesimir: "Geralt u have a fkn problem m8"
This translates surprisingly well to medieval instrumentation.
"I sayeth, the smoketh from these burning plants sure is making me feeleth comical"
If I have a child & need PG music for the car ride, this is gonna be the move.
Just dont problem solved
Modern problems need modern solutions
wholesome AF
@@amariliscatclaw142 exactly
I was gonna work on ye fields, but then I got high
was gonna grind the grain, but then I got high (what is thy fate?)
Now I’m sentence to 20 lashes and I know why
Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
it's 1587, your wife just passed away from a fever, your kids were stolen and sold as slaves but you meet your mate at your favorite tavern and listen to this hit, you're happy
Hark, hark, hark, hark! .....burn herbs till its dark
- Physician Dre
Or Alchemist Andreas
Wouldn’t it be Ser Nathan of house Dogg?
It's 1666, your wife has just been burned for being a witch, but your in a tavern with the boys and the bard plays this banger
I was going to join the crusades but then I got high, was going to sharpen my blades but then I got high. Mine horse is still ungelded and I know why, huzay! because I got high.
When the partys bard isnt a sexual deviant and instead a drug addict.
Why not both?
I was gonna have sex but then I got high
Edit: that better, Hulan Mo?
My first character was a bard.
I drugged a party member and bought them a prostitute because they got in my way.
In hindsight I think I might've been evil.
@@mattway18 If you put the actual lyrics as the context, this is pretty accurate.
Indeed...too hilarious...
I know this may get buried but this bardcore version is one of my all time favorite songs. I just love the beats and flutes. Is there anyway we could get young and wild and free by wiz khalifa.
Same here, it makes me almost want to cry lol
Woke up in Alamut, and then I got high
Trained with the hashashin, and then we got high
Now Phillip de Montferrat's dead, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna go on Crusade, but then I got high
It was gonna be the Vult of Deus, but then I got high
Now Jerusalem's controlled by infidels, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
@@JimRFF Twas gonna take my steed to war, but nay, I was high.
Slept through my captains orders, cause I was high.
Now Im a prisoner of war, and yae, I know why.
Actually nay, I was high. i was hiiiigh.
underrated comment
I cannot express how happy this song makes me
Sire, the envoy from Nubia has arrived. Shall I instruct the bards to play the song again?
My D&D party travels around in cariages pulled by a buncha giant cappybaras. This is their travel song.
I can now imagine what "The Hangover" would look like if it was in medieval times.
"Who stole the King's crown and tiger?"
*When* Peter Piper *pulls out the "magic horn" with a glass cylinder attached to it.*
Heard the beat and just had to see what madness the comment section came up with. Was not disappointed.
I'm literally here because of the new trend lol, I love this song !!
So high right now, I closed my eyes for a only a moment and almost fell off my donkey here in the shire.
Año 1348 , 1 de tus 14 hijos sobrevivio a la peste del diablo (bubónica) , el terrateniente con el que te endeudaste de por vida murio y ahora tienes su tierra , tienes unos puntos negros pero disfurtaras tu vejez bien
La vida es buena a tus 23 años
Because I ate rye, because I ate rye, because ryyyyeee
lol
LSD is so tasty
The whole town thinks me a witch for I ate bad rye,
They wish to burn me at dawn for I ate bad rye,
I feel like eating more as to see blue sky,
(Your line)
When you hang around the Scythian "sauna" tent too long
I love this version. Very festive for this time of year.
Agreed 😅✌️
I was going to become a knight, but then I got high...
Now I am working in the tavern and I know why..
Why man?
papa hunter Cuz I’m high, Cuz I’m high, Cuz I’m high...
Lalala la lalala
Es el año 2023, es 25 de diciembre y te encuentras trabajando para poder pagar tus deudas; la compañera del trabajo llevo recalentado de la cena del 24 y un cliente te regalo una bolsa de dulces; la vida es buena a tus 43 años.
This one is actually fairly relaxing. Nicely done +1
I was gonna pay the Venetians, but then I got high
I was gonna buy their crusaders off, but then I got high
Now they’re sacking Constantinople and I know why (Why Basileus?)
Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
When Gandalf got that fire from the shire
Now I'm listening to medievalized songs on youtube and i knoooow whyyy....
Cuz u got high
@@weritas6989 Dabadap Bap Daba da
What if someone showed this to some medieval dudes in the past, and they loved it?
This is the song the world needs right now.
Can you imagine arriving to the public plaza to witness a public execution and before the event the troubadour stars playing this banger.
When you decide to set that strange leaf you found on fire
How tf is this actually like amazing
Pov: its 1427 and my dealer just got that longleaf from the southfarthing.
_"Because I happen'd to be astronomical after partaking on the devil's tainted lettuce"_
"The devil's tainted lettuce" is now the only way in which I will refer to marijuana.
Ya but it's not "tainted"...jus the devils lettuce is all
When your brother comes back from crusade and he got some green spices from the Orient.
Year 1347, you live in a good kingdom in peace, and only have sifilis, the live is good at your long age of 23 years.
Frodo and the boys kickin back to smoke a couple bowls of Old Toby, the finest weed in the Southfarthing
"Why is the granary unguarded?"
It's 1382 and your dealer sends his pigeon messenger informing you he has the finest of long leaf in the land
I can picture the music video for this...
Gandalf shows up at the Prancing Pony with the crew after raiding Sauroman's Long Bottom Leaf...
Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
When you go on a Dark Brotherhood mission but take too much Skooma
😂😂😂😂😂yo!
Redwater skooma
Someone needs to invent time travel so we can go back and get this playing in all the meadhalls.
I was going to write some lyrics...
Lol
Its 1350 and the Herb farmer has just sent you a messenger pigeon to inform you he has the finest Longleaf in all the land fresh and ready to partake in 😅🤣😂
Goodness me, brother. I seem to have had a rather insane idea. Please pass me that parchment paper. and now, I will use this parchment paper to carefully seal this cannabis. Please pass me that candle and touch the flame to my creation. Ooh, yes, brother! The cannabis is incredibly potent. I swear on mine own life, 'tis a magic herb. When I feel frightened, I need only practice this routine, and my fears shall all but vanish.
This should have been Gandalfs intro into hobbit village 😂
I went into the comments to see if others were getting the same vibe from this music and I find you wrote the exact image I was picturing in my head
Año 2023, sobreviviste a la pandemia pero ahora te toca afrontar la 3ra guerra mundial y el fin del mundo, mientras no puedes tener una casa propia porque vives en latinoamerica y te da una enfermedad incurable que acorta significativamente tus espectativas de vida, pero estas en tu celular viendo reels y tik tok, la vida es buena a tus 22 años XD
This is accurate. 😂
This is what Merry and Pippin listened to after their victory over Isengard.
merrily this a good song that taketh me back to the year of our Lord 420.
Man the times we've spent in the high woods dancing around the olde bonfyre
Thank you for your service to the field of music Beedle! May you be knighted 1000 times!
Stuff like this is why I love the Internet.
I'm imagining Gandalf sitting in hobbiton smoking a pipe with Bilbo and just vibing to this
I just try to imagin the original vidéo in a mediaval setting. Oh lord I really would wanted to be able to see this. Epic just épic.
Would have to be set in China or Italy as there's an ice-cream cart...
Honestly, pinnacle of bardcore right here. It just works almost too well.
Lords Jay and Silent Bob, can't help of thinking of those two
ahaha same lmfao
I need a 10 hours version
the mfking picture dude ALONE LOL hahahahha, imagine that fkr smokin that to this song back then haha
Its 1382 your dealer sends his messenger pigeon informing you he has the finest long leaf in the land
Es 2023, estás en la universidad, ves como el tiempo no te alcanza para estar al dia con todo. Tu abuela murió de COVID hace tres años y ves que la temperatura global poco a poco comienza a aumentar. Tu futuro parece ser prospero a tus 22 años.
I finally found the song! I heard it on Instagram several times, and finally got it on RUclips. 😂
Año 1450 uno de tus 8 hijos murió después de que un carruaje le pasara encima, preparas la sopa de ajo y envías al pozo de agua a dos de tus 7 hijos restantes, ambos caen al pozo, debido a que requieres comida vendes a dos de ellos al mercader y compras una vaca, tu vida es prospera a tus medianos 21 años de edad.
😂
Merci pour ce BANGER Mr le barde.
The sound when you take a blunt sword into battle
I just wanted to say: you've made a rendition of this song that literally soothes all of my anxiety
Remember: Cannabis is the first smoked herb ever. Before tobacco.
I feel like this is what gandalf listens to when he's hitting his pipe.
Pov: You go with your friends at the tavern and just talk about your adventure
Now you know what the hobbits were handing out during Frodo's welcome back party...