I DON'T HAVE A JOB ANYMORE | House Flipper #9

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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @michelleholub4368
    @michelleholub4368 6 лет назад +908

    9 episodes of House Flipper and Jack hasn’t flipped a single house. That’s impressive!!

  • @somedaysasi
    @somedaysasi 6 лет назад +1563

    That bunker is DEFINITELY better than anything college life offers... you deserve that party

    • @DonovanPresents
      @DonovanPresents 6 лет назад +12

      Someday Sasi That bunker reminds me of the dorms my friends lived in during college.

    • @melinakrug871
      @melinakrug871 6 лет назад +3

      Same fam, I get you

    • @gracieharris9236
      @gracieharris9236 6 лет назад +1

      Someday Sasi I agree with you

    • @nancytweedy7039
      @nancytweedy7039 6 лет назад +1

      ya

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 6 лет назад +5

      Does the bunker offer unprotected sex and the risk of several STD’s too?

  • @stephaniemichalski7695
    @stephaniemichalski7695 6 лет назад +653

    *Sees preview of job*
    "Oh god I hope it doesn't look like that"
    Jack, it has literally been the picture every time

  • @randomnessexistance821
    @randomnessexistance821 4 года назад +501

    "Its not house flipper, its house decorator, house cleaner, house assembler." -Jacksepticeye
    You know you are supposed to be buying houses, renovating them and auctioning them off. THATS why its HOUSE FLIPPER.

    • @22maddiej
      @22maddiej 3 года назад +18

      well i mean to be fair, it doesn’t say that

  • @thegamemasters0256
    @thegamemasters0256 6 лет назад +350

    Jack: “We don’t have basements here!”
    *Jack goes to Mark’s place*
    Jack: *A wild basement has appeared*

    • @xernotec
      @xernotec 4 года назад +2

      America be like

  • @marekuszczykiewicz8661
    @marekuszczykiewicz8661 6 лет назад +394

    Jack, you can also buy houses, renovate them and sell them. Thats the other way to play it ;p

    • @D.A.R.C.I.
      @D.A.R.C.I. 6 лет назад +3

      Marek Łuszczykiewicz yeah but he couldnt find the sell button on his first house

    • @juliamarple8218
      @juliamarple8218 6 лет назад +4

      v̤̈i̲̅гยร - Detected you have to go to the house and then you can sell it there.

    • @ltsme_You
      @ltsme_You 6 лет назад +2

      you can become an actual house flipper!
      although I actually want to flip a house, physically

    • @Itsme-sy9hq
      @Itsme-sy9hq 6 лет назад

      yea thats house flipping

  • @AdarWidmopies
    @AdarWidmopies 6 лет назад +161

    To sell that "First Office" house you need to go to it and press start auction, then you can accept the highest offer or negotiate. You cannot do it remotely using the laptop, sadly.

  • @cooldude56g
    @cooldude56g 6 лет назад +859

    Jack! You gotta buy houses and sell em!
    That's what this game is about!

    • @shatteredmirror1641
      @shatteredmirror1641 5 лет назад +56

      wonder when he'll figure it out.
      did he read the TUTORIAL as intended?
      life mysteries
      stranger things

    • @NubNublet
      @NubNublet 4 года назад +22

      It's his series and his choices!

    • @sneeky3843
      @sneeky3843 4 года назад +18

      @@NubNublet yeah ofc. And im sure mostly everone still enjoyed watching it. Im just pretty sure he doesn't even know he can do it lmao

    • @NubNublet
      @NubNublet 4 года назад +4

      @@sneeky3843 wow I made that comment 7 months ago lol

    • @xethermass3930
      @xethermass3930 3 года назад

      @@NubNublet lol

  • @hopenjoi3745
    @hopenjoi3745 6 лет назад +62

    *Easy mode* is the mode you are playing (which was the only mode in the game before the update), harder one is the newly added mode which doesn't highlight the parts and you need to figure out what to do on your own. If you remember, when you first played after the update, that was the mode in which you had to assemble the shower :)

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +908

    At the last segment of the game I hope you'll be able to physically flip a house

    • @eslot_
      @eslot_ 6 лет назад +34

      Justin Y. JUSTIN WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE!?

    • @davidb5205
      @davidb5205 6 лет назад +85

      I'm almost convinced Justin Y is an AI experiment by RUclips who has successfully passed the Turing test.

    • @Orkenstei
      @Orkenstei 6 лет назад +11

      Hello there, we meet again.

    • @fiddleheadgames3739
      @fiddleheadgames3739 6 лет назад +5

      You can lol

    • @Arcturus155
      @Arcturus155 6 лет назад +4

      same

  • @jordanwalters8485
    @jordanwalters8485 6 лет назад +414

    JACKKKK! please can you start buying houses, renovating them , and then you can put them up for auction for people to buy... you know you can do that right...

    • @yoyeetyote
      @yoyeetyote 6 лет назад +10

      Jordan Walters that's all he can do in future episodes now because there are no more jobs

    • @CCristiX
      @CCristiX 5 лет назад +2

      Hi xd

    • @achmodinivswe9500
      @achmodinivswe9500 5 лет назад +1

      That would be fun to see

  • @calebmills6051
    @calebmills6051 6 лет назад +1583

    "Dont quote me on anything." -Jacksepticeye

  • @faiths2103
    @faiths2103 6 лет назад +127

    *Dramatically zooms in on Jacks face*
    Ad: "NOT TODAY"

  • @feuillederable1606
    @feuillederable1606 6 лет назад +90

    “Don’t quote me on anything”
    - Jean McSeptic 2018 -

  • @JJ-es7is
    @JJ-es7is 6 лет назад +679

    Jack, i think the EASY mode makes the parts that u have to click light up. remember when u didnt know what to do when they didnt light up? Not sure tho cos i havent got the game

  • @satvrn9793
    @satvrn9793 6 лет назад +72

    Robins editing was ON POINT this episode, like omg

  • @laemaps
    @laemaps 6 лет назад +349

    Jack you can buy houses decorate them and sell them!

    • @holymuffin3562
      @holymuffin3562 6 лет назад +8

      Roche Squad he knows that. He just hasn't tried it yet

    • @samiorigami
      @samiorigami 6 лет назад +9

      I know! Why won't he flip houses in House Flipper?!?!? It's literally the name of the game!

    • @brianneciera7720
      @brianneciera7720 6 лет назад +4

      It’s so frustrating that he won’t actually flip houses in a game called House Flipper 😩

    • @ralynmattoni7962
      @ralynmattoni7962 6 лет назад

      No one cares

    • @AxonOwO
      @AxonOwO 6 лет назад +3

      obviously a lot of people care... look at the answers above-

  • @georgetgr683
    @georgetgr683 6 лет назад +164

    You can buy houses fix em and sell them for higher prices

    • @jesslovetrip
      @jesslovetrip 6 лет назад +9

      After all the name of the game is house flipper... GO FLIP HOUSES!!!

  • @KieranKey
    @KieranKey 6 лет назад +584

    The music for the outro at the end wasn’t lined up with everything else. It doesn’t mater tho, still an amazing vid! ❤️

    • @Hay-Hay_Productions
      @Hay-Hay_Productions 6 лет назад +9

      Kory Evans I noticed as well

    • @KieranKey
      @KieranKey 6 лет назад +7

      Hay-Hay Productions It was probably just an error or something. It doesn’t matter tho. 😊

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  6 лет назад +171

      haha woops!

    • @bazliirfan9621
      @bazliirfan9621 6 лет назад +3

      yea same...

    • @jazzymay8107
      @jazzymay8107 6 лет назад +23

      It actually scared the shit out of me when he started talking while the outro music was still playing. :D I just didn't expect it at all.

  • @krwilliams2656
    @krwilliams2656 6 лет назад +256

    Jack: Oh my gosh, they have pickled cucumbers
    Me: Isn't that what traditional pickles are?lol

    • @samhartwell5340
      @samhartwell5340 5 лет назад +1

      Chef Keisha Williams now you are smart but I did all ready know that

  • @mrmesolonely9602
    @mrmesolonely9602 6 лет назад +328

    i'm watching Jack cleaning people's houses in a video game, while sitting in my bed with all of my clothes that need to be washed and eating chips that I found under my bed this morning.

  • @andidreams8950
    @andidreams8950 6 лет назад +142

    "11 years of medical school-" "I'm still kind of a doctor-" Schneep? That you?

    • @brigibodor6201
      @brigibodor6201 6 лет назад +2

      Andi Dreams where's the accent though?

  • @Catzgomeow4eva
    @Catzgomeow4eva 6 лет назад +457

    I hope this series doesn't end yet...this is by far one of my favorite series on your channel, Jack-a-boy!!! Oh! One more thing....honey, I'm trash!

    • @Void-fb5ts
      @Void-fb5ts 6 лет назад +11

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LAUGHING STRAWBERRY, LMAO

    • @Catzgomeow4eva
      @Catzgomeow4eva 6 лет назад +5

      The Illuminati
      Haha...laughing strawberry. 😂=🍓

    • @reaganodenwald
      @reaganodenwald 6 лет назад +7

      Same its one of my favorites too idk why though theres just something about it that makes me really love it for no specific reason.

    • @WeiFCMobile
      @WeiFCMobile 6 лет назад +1

      Catzgomeow 4eva me too!!!!!!!

    • @gamingtube7962
      @gamingtube7962 6 лет назад +3

      Catzgomeow 4eva SAMMEEE This is the best series ever

  • @Spineless-Lobster
    @Spineless-Lobster 5 лет назад +163

    “Thou shalt not quote thee and any word that thou says.”
    -Jacques skepticboi

    • @seal237
      @seal237 3 года назад

      Jean Mcseptic

  • @needyourblood6677
    @needyourblood6677 6 лет назад +239

    "Don't quote me on anything!"
    ~Jacksepticeye 2018

    • @taroyala7517
      @taroyala7517 6 лет назад +12

      Who is Jacksepticeye? I only know Jean McSeptic so don't go around quoting false quotes!

    • @kingofhearts3831
      @kingofhearts3831 6 лет назад +3

      Anna Gajda
      You are a troll. I am definitely liking this comment.

    • @davisdavisdavis
      @davisdavisdavis 6 лет назад

      Anna Gajda “don’t quote me boy cause i ain’t said shit.”
      -eazy e 1989

    • @natestrich3834
      @natestrich3834 6 лет назад

      Quoth the septiceye- "Nevermore (quoteth I)"

    • @zehrademir2489
      @zehrademir2489 6 лет назад

      Yes

  • @SebasTian58323
    @SebasTian58323 6 лет назад +122

    You know he's cleaned a lot of houses, but I've yet to see him actually
    *flip the house*
    And jack, Sean, love of my life, this game is clearly Extreme Makeover: Home Edition: The Game

  • @FoxGoodmanYT
    @FoxGoodmanYT 6 лет назад +514

    I hope there's a part 10!!

  • @pepardo1
    @pepardo1 6 лет назад +231

    HA HA Laughing Strawberry

    • @toonymotions1770
      @toonymotions1770 4 года назад +1

      HahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahaahahhahahahHA HAhahahahhahahahhahahahahahha...HA..HA..hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhhahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhhahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahahghhghahahhahahahahahhaha..ARGH?...HA?.HA!...hhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahhahhahhahhahahhahhahahahahahhahahahaahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhhhahahahhahahhahahahahhhhahahhhahhhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......Laughing Strawberry!

    • @noahchalders6118
      @noahchalders6118 4 года назад

      Toony Motions why just why

  • @aaronwilder2775
    @aaronwilder2775 6 лет назад +264

    "Honey, I'm Trash" America's Most Watched Sitcom About a Heap of Living, Sentient Garbage Who Tries to Make a Living Killing His Brethren :)

  • @BahnDaten
    @BahnDaten 6 лет назад +135

    “Don’t quote me on anything!” _-Jean McSeptic_

  • @verx3900
    @verx3900 6 лет назад +321

    "A place where you dont have to deal with world for the day..." Emmm... Thats what bathrooms are for XD

    • @nonameforyou2238
      @nonameforyou2238 6 лет назад +13

      but you don't have a pantry of food in your bathroom

    • @tamlikescats4639
      @tamlikescats4639 6 лет назад +5

      wait, you mean that's not normal!?

    • @uhohhotdog
      @uhohhotdog 6 лет назад +3

      No Name For You says who?

    • @mehybe
      @mehybe 6 лет назад

      ItzInferno EXACTLY!!!!!

    • @jimbojimbus
      @jimbojimbus 6 лет назад +2

      that hints you stay in the bathroom for a whole day

  • @Zombiegg101
    @Zombiegg101 6 лет назад +62

    Beginning of video
    Jack: "Ahhhh, you smell that?"
    Me: "Smells like unfinished orders and plenty more where those came from"

  • @ライト1980アート
    @ライト1980アート 6 лет назад +391

    Just stepped inside of shrek . :|

  • @deathawakener
    @deathawakener 6 лет назад +139

    when he said it was easy as making a grilled cheese, I was eating a grilled cheese. Now I'm questioning life as a whole.

    • @Zoidd_Bergg
      @Zoidd_Bergg 6 лет назад +4

      I was watching a video before by jack and I farted and he said "did you just fart?" I feel you bro

    • @unicornmint2926
      @unicornmint2926 5 лет назад

      same

    • @marianatarnovsky8613
      @marianatarnovsky8613 5 лет назад

      Deathawakener well why were you questioning life as a half anyways?

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 лет назад +62

    Jacksepticeye for Smash Bros.

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 6 лет назад

      PowahSlap Entertainmint I havent seen you in the comments for a while.

    • @levin9889
      @levin9889 6 лет назад

      PowahSlap Entertainmint walugi in smash bros

  • @bigmidgetragingwolf8599
    @bigmidgetragingwolf8599 6 лет назад +163

    I live on the East Coast. Trust me, the closest thing we have to a basement is the creepy second attic.
    Typically haunted with storage...

    • @ellieblunden1463
      @ellieblunden1463 6 лет назад +1

      Big Midget / Raging Wolf the fuck is a "second attic"?

    • @jennikisner2331
      @jennikisner2331 6 лет назад +5

      Lol that's were my I go to deal with my depression and meet my ghost friends that jumped off my balcony

    • @porter882
      @porter882 6 лет назад +5

      I live on the east coast and have a basement, but when I lived closer to the beach I had an attic!

    • @ashlankemp2400
      @ashlankemp2400 6 лет назад +2

      Nah fam, southern east coast you have to have a basement because tornados 🙃

    • @mariamjafari-nassali3936
      @mariamjafari-nassali3936 5 лет назад +2

      I live on the east coast and used to have a basement and an attic but i moved and just have an attic now

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 6 лет назад +153

    I’m not the only one who says HONEY. IM TRASH. along with him right?
    Right?

  • @lunestone
    @lunestone 6 лет назад +263

    yay another episode of maid simulator!

  • @michelleroberts6481
    @michelleroberts6481 6 лет назад +50

    You should definitely not end this series because you can still go back and finish the incomplete jobs, and you still have yet to build your dream house

  • @Orangejuice3241
    @Orangejuice3241 5 лет назад +40

    Jack: "I mean you are preparing for nuclear tornado winter".
    Me: Its nuclear fumbelwinter

  • @LuminantLion
    @LuminantLion 6 лет назад +16

    You gotta flip houses though. Flipping houses means you buy a house, decorate it and then sell it to get more money. The "I like this and that" comments that appear during the loading screens are your buyers' comments on your current house or the things that they generally like.

  • @kalebbradburn5298
    @kalebbradburn5298 6 лет назад +143

    Destroy some of the walls and make it open concept

    • @schwany6703
      @schwany6703 6 лет назад

      Kaleb Bradburn why does everyone want open concept lol

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 лет назад +1

      But then you'll have no cover during a firefight or to hide behind from the zombies

    • @maxcrawfish5987
      @maxcrawfish5987 6 лет назад +1

      weldonwin ah but you also don't have many room entrances to account for

    • @ttremblay7286
      @ttremblay7286 6 лет назад

      YAAAAASSSSS !!!

    • @devildnevercry
      @devildnevercry 6 лет назад +1

      Max Crawfish You're right. then you wont have to worry about securing 2 entrances to 1 room but rather 15 entrances to 1 room....that's so smart...

  • @mr.blobbo3187
    @mr.blobbo3187 6 лет назад +21

    You can redo orders. You have to go to the house you don’t have your office in and sell it for auction. The better the house is to the highest bidders, the more money they will give. There can be certain rooms for certain people, like a home library for the guy who likes books and studying. You can see what he likes and dislikes in the buyers section on your tablet. If you sell it for auction, you can negotiate the price if you have the upgrade. If you upgrade it more, the chances of it being successful is higher. I know this because I have the Unwaced House and know a lot from when I got to the point I am now. It’s fun to buy houses and renovating them quickly and selling them, cause it’s satisfying to see how much you improved it and cause you know your probably gonna get money. The game isn’t over until you finish all orders and renovate all the houses and settle with your dream house. You can start a new game also. I’m not saying I’m mad your stopping, I’m just recommending how to get more content of more stuff.

  • @ailio_25
    @ailio_25 6 лет назад +53

    You can buy houses and then flip them and sell them. That’s why the game is called house flipper.

  • @sabanachkebia6786
    @sabanachkebia6786 6 лет назад +273

    You can buy dirty houses, make them clean and sell it and make profit.

    • @RubenGarcia-eg6mi
      @RubenGarcia-eg6mi 6 лет назад +1

      saba nachkebia I think he noticed that

    • @twistedoldloony
      @twistedoldloony 6 лет назад +9

      Yeah and that's the actual game play. The part he played is really just for seed money to get started with "house flipping". I got the game because of his first video in this series and I barely did any of the "jobs" since some of them pay out well enough to buy the cheapest houses. And the small houses don't take a huge amount of money to fix and fit out. Then it's sell sell sell and on to the bigger ones.

    • @sliggumzz
      @sliggumzz 5 лет назад +2

      *CAPITALISM*

    • @jonblack8950
      @jonblack8950 5 лет назад

      XxTHE DRAGON SLAYERxX it’s the best system man.

    • @misty9308
      @misty9308 5 лет назад

      Jelly did that if you know who he is

  • @MsWiggly
    @MsWiggly 6 лет назад +97

    They sometimes update the game where they add jobs so it may not be over :) Plus one by one buy the houses on the browser and work on houses and sell them for more money!

    • @heliosmorningstar
      @heliosmorningstar 6 лет назад +4

      MsWiggly Besides he could actually finish the other jobs to 100% right?

    • @MsWiggly
      @MsWiggly 6 лет назад +2

      Ryan Toro yes :)

  • @DinaricWolf
    @DinaricWolf 6 лет назад +53

    Man, that nuclear bunker is actually better than my entire house...Can I live there?

  • @jokerfranco1259
    @jokerfranco1259 6 лет назад +66

    "you know me, I'll burn the house down trying to make a bowl of corn flakes"
    - jacksepticeye

  • @xl_withermoon
    @xl_withermoon 6 лет назад +70

    Jack: Ah, you smell that?
    me: Yeah, it's the smell of my pop tart. it smells great

  • @iamthetomato8902
    @iamthetomato8902 6 лет назад +198

    Hope anyone reading this has a wonderful day. Happy 4th of July (Fellow Americans). Also, love you Jack!

    • @tommycrawford4600
      @tommycrawford4600 6 лет назад +2

      Why thank you, you too!

    • @acmtails
      @acmtails 6 лет назад +1

      IAMTHETOMATO thank you! Have a good fourth of july!!

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 6 лет назад +1

      Happy 4th of July!!!

    • @whoknows4480
      @whoknows4480 6 лет назад +1

      IAMTHETOMATO Hope that you have a fantastic day

    • @ashtheboss1215
      @ashtheboss1215 6 лет назад +1

      IAMTHETOMATO happy 4th of July to you

  • @pepe0999
    @pepe0999 6 лет назад +1842

    *Man... That nuclear bunker is actually better than my entire house. Can I live there?* (edit: holy shet, I have never ever had anything close to 500 likes. Thanks people :0)

    • @vickytang
      @vickytang 6 лет назад +10

      Vicky099 • nuclear bunkers wont be that good in rl😂😂 (sadly)

    • @pepe0999
      @pepe0999 6 лет назад +9

      We have the same name xd

    • @moss_yt
      @moss_yt 6 лет назад +25

      Same, fam. I get you. You know what, I remember what it was like to be a college student, don’t worry.

    • @ryley9565
      @ryley9565 6 лет назад +4

      Vicky099 - Lol

    • @mr.crunchydoo9355
      @mr.crunchydoo9355 6 лет назад +2

      Vicky099 • better than what

  • @pssteenagers
    @pssteenagers 6 лет назад +22

    The thumbnail tho
    "Don't quote me on anything!"
    *-Jean McSeptic*

  • @RilesDoesWhatever
    @RilesDoesWhatever 6 лет назад +590

    Jackaboy out of a job!?! Impossible! Flip some houses my boy! KEEP GETTING MONIES!!!🙌🏻

    • @strike5676
      @strike5676 6 лет назад +4

      GirlGaming1324 I agree

    • @jake-ue5tz
      @jake-ue5tz 6 лет назад +3

      Preach

    • @jasminedoggietvn6995
      @jasminedoggietvn6995 6 лет назад +9

      You can stay a house flipper if you break into people houses, trash them, and then they hire you and you make it exactly as it was before XD

    • @devildnevercry
      @devildnevercry 6 лет назад +17

      It seems some people don't know what House Flipping is... Allow me to explain. Step 1 Buy a house. Step 2 Fix it up. Step 3 Profit (sell the house) So far as I could tell what jack has been doing is just some mix of cleaning peoples homes and remodeling, no actual flipping has taken place.

    • @lithp.s.3625
      @lithp.s.3625 6 лет назад +3

      Well, he has yet to get to the main part of the game. his current "home" is actually supposed to be sold. so all the money he gets for the jobs isn't to build his own house, it's to be able to affort to flip the houses that are available to buy in the menu. Once they're all pretty and furnished he can sell them (hence why they each have their value) for higher than he bought them, making more money. if anything the jobs are just various tutorials because they show what he CAN do with the houses he has to flip. So he's only just now completed the tutorial, basically.

  • @sunrider3238
    @sunrider3238 6 лет назад +366

    Awe Jack, don’t worry we’ll throw a party for you here in the comment section! You did a job well done on that bunker 👍😊😊
    I brought some cake 🎂 and it has your name on it lol

    • @smj9k657
      @smj9k657 6 лет назад +8

      Sun Rider party on

    • @x1space698
      @x1space698 6 лет назад +5

      I brought a party sub!!

    • @raymondwiggins354
      @raymondwiggins354 6 лет назад +5

      Sun Rider but wait... the cake is a lie. Luckily not the pie. Bye.

    • @0ff-Brand
      @0ff-Brand 6 лет назад +5

      🎉🎊🎉🎊🎈📻🎵🎼🎤🍻🍻🔊🍩🍩🍩

    • @Ari-kr9nc
      @Ari-kr9nc 6 лет назад +5

      I got the drinks 🍺

  • @perlajurado8953
    @perlajurado8953 6 лет назад +176

    When jack pretended to be sad...man I started crying

  • @asifuknewmycrewdewlewbeama1247
    @asifuknewmycrewdewlewbeama1247 6 лет назад +70

    I died of laughter when he said "Looks like the inside of Shrek."

  • @stevenminuteman8996
    @stevenminuteman8996 6 лет назад +52

    Jack........flip a house...please.....the pain

  • @ethancrains5465
    @ethancrains5465 6 лет назад +38

    Connor: Honey, I'm Connor sent by Cyberlife.

  • @GameGabe
    @GameGabe 6 лет назад +191

    imagine you could clean your room IRL no just in game

    • @coffeeaddictedflick7100
      @coffeeaddictedflick7100 6 лет назад +1

      GameGabe why should that be hard?

    • @bj9jjt483
      @bj9jjt483 6 лет назад +4

      Totally man that's what I would like it's kinda hard to clean up my room by myself you know 😥😥😥

    • @spud1355
      @spud1355 6 лет назад +4

      GameGabe Stop talking crazy stuff

    • @jakethejake1772
      @jakethejake1772 6 лет назад +4

      Holy shit that’d be so cool

    • @yourlocalcryptid3775
      @yourlocalcryptid3775 6 лет назад +5

      Nah.... My rooms clean enough..... If the Wi-Fi goes through, its clean enough.

  • @sh4rkt33th
    @sh4rkt33th 5 лет назад +20

    'pRoBaBlY inThE nExT ePiSoDe' 0:23

  • @jjoyner4481
    @jjoyner4481 6 лет назад +60

    But you haven't even STARTED your job. You havent flipped and sold a house yet bud.

    • @UndeterminedThing
      @UndeterminedThing 6 лет назад

      you only do the jobs to get more money until you can renovate and sell houses

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 6 лет назад

      he did flipped this house, he haven't fully renovated them yet though

  • @Cyberlord_Blaze
    @Cyberlord_Blaze 6 лет назад +64

    The smell of home improvement with Tim Allen

    • @saphiraluxray9606
      @saphiraluxray9606 6 лет назад

      Lord Ninja I laughed way too hard at that!! 😂😂

  • @LadyStardust-.
    @LadyStardust-. 6 лет назад +40

    *Trash, I'm honey*
    Wait what?

    • @morgan2546
      @morgan2546 6 лет назад +1

      SilverJean Powers Honey, where's my super suit?

  • @overlord83n10
    @overlord83n10 6 лет назад +67

    Jacks reaction
    Horror Games:
    AHHHHHHHHHHH
    Shooting Games:
    AHHHHHHHHHH
    Normal Games:
    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

  • @thegamemasters0256
    @thegamemasters0256 6 лет назад +21

    *Jack sees trash in the house*
    *Screams*
    *Jack takes trash and opens window*
    Jack: YEEEAATTT!!!

  • @alexdoesthings2875
    @alexdoesthings2875 6 лет назад +47

    You have to go to a house you want to sell to sell it. You should definitely do that though, play the HOUSE FLIPPER part of the game. Liking the series so far though! How could you, Steve?!

  • @emmamorris1837
    @emmamorris1837 6 лет назад +39

    I'd actually love that bomb shelter for my home

  • @DarthTingleBinks
    @DarthTingleBinks 6 лет назад +8

    Wait, what, Jack knows the plural of Lego is Lego. I love him even more now.

  • @TangleHamain
    @TangleHamain 6 лет назад +24

    Omg.. Idk if Im the only one but the way Jack talks in this video reminded a lot of Chase playing TIE.. Idk I had flashbacks XD

    • @Beans-0000
      @Beans-0000 6 лет назад

      Tangle Hamain what if this was chase's job

    • @Crystalwolf78
      @Crystalwolf78 6 лет назад +1

      I'm starting to think the same thus is all Chase was Chase created around the 4th he mentions a birthday, but then there was the doctor thing are him and our doctor ego working together?

  • @myedenstory
    @myedenstory 6 лет назад +53

    i really felt bad for sean. i know it's supposed to be funny but steve should be ashamed

    • @fugly-keith
      @fugly-keith 6 лет назад +1

      eden arviv i know same

    • @SayaCuppycake227
      @SayaCuppycake227 6 лет назад +4

      eden arviv i felt torn between laughing and feeling bad. Its suppose to be funny, but i know that feeling all too well

    • @MaxRattlehed
      @MaxRattlehed 6 лет назад +2

      I feel exactly the same way

    • @ahziakarui
      @ahziakarui 6 лет назад

      *Shame on segway steve*

  • @butterdee7542
    @butterdee7542 6 лет назад +11

    Best Series on the channel!!!! Please Do MORE!! Anyone Agree?

  • @sugarcane1655
    @sugarcane1655 6 лет назад +51

    "Go to school, be a doctor or something." I had to lol at this over the sheer fact that not only is Jack doing what he enjoys but he's making more money in a month than most doctors would see in a year.

    • @medicalmay7607
      @medicalmay7607 4 года назад +10

      Brittany Morden Its not always about the pay though sometimes people want to be doctors because they like the profession like me 😊.

  • @greenredmario
    @greenredmario 6 лет назад +20

    *man, that nuclear bunker is actually better than my entire house. can i live there?*

  • @remii1011
    @remii1011 6 лет назад +13

    Everytime I think Jack can't get any funnier, his videos prove me wrong, he keeps getting funnier and funnier

    • @ollie9465
      @ollie9465 6 лет назад +1

      Merihan Painter yeah and part of it is down to Robins editing which makes it all even better

  • @audreedavis191
    @audreedavis191 6 лет назад +122

    "I don't think I've been in a Unverse witha sun"
    Jacksepticeye 2016
    Edit: Wow this is the most likes I ever had on a comment! Thank You!

  • @Bluewolf-ix9gs
    @Bluewolf-ix9gs 5 лет назад +24

    what I say after I get home from a night on the now HONEY IM TRASHED!

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 6 лет назад +27

    Non-easy mode doesn't have the blue outline for the next thing.

  • @jaxystarr7108
    @jaxystarr7108 6 лет назад +47

    "Don't quote me on anything."
    -jacksepticeye

  • @4realross800
    @4realross800 6 лет назад +74

    House flipper!!!!

  • @mrbbslowmo1604
    @mrbbslowmo1604 5 лет назад +8

    "Patrolling the Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter"

  • @hunnyqueen8625
    @hunnyqueen8625 6 лет назад +27

    Jack one of the more expensive houses for sale is an actual crime scene. Not exaggerating, an ACTUAL crime scene. Bloody foot prints and all!

    • @nonameforyou2238
      @nonameforyou2238 6 лет назад

      is that the one that's "house is hiding something"? cause I wanted to know what the house was hiding...

    • @hunnyqueen8625
      @hunnyqueen8625 6 лет назад +1

      No Name For You maybe i just know lilsimsie renovated it on a livestream and it was a mess lol

    • @nonameforyou2238
      @nonameforyou2238 6 лет назад

      I'll try to earn enough to see...

  • @jinxyourlife
    @jinxyourlife 6 лет назад +25

    Honey im trash
    Wife of jack/honey: I know but your my trash so I live with you plus I love you

  • @flamelightning5428
    @flamelightning5428 6 лет назад +23

    I am watching this without head phones but PEOPLE KEEP SETTING OF FIRE WORKS!

  • @alexisdiamond1105
    @alexisdiamond1105 2 года назад +2

    I have been watching all of his old content just because I miss the old outro, the energy, the hype, the happiness.

  • @Brucey
    @Brucey 6 лет назад +239

    *Bottom of the evening to ya girlies!!*

    • @GuineaPigMania
      @GuineaPigMania 6 лет назад +4

      Brucey
      Hey...
      Grrrr

    • @jacehuman5357
      @jacehuman5357 6 лет назад +5

      He says laddies, not ladies. It should be kiddies instead of girlies.

    • @arielle1244
      @arielle1244 6 лет назад +1

      *G'rls!!!*

    • @garlicisnice
      @garlicisnice 6 лет назад +1

      Brucey girls in Irish is Callíns

    • @johnstart92
      @johnstart92 6 лет назад +5

      More to the point laddies is long for lad, the opposite to lad is Las, so the long word for that Brucey is lassies.

  • @SpiffyZ
    @SpiffyZ 6 лет назад +88

    "Oh my god they have pickled cucumbers"
    Jack, aren't those just called pickles?
    Edit: Apologies, a bit of cultural ignorance on my part. The more you know!

    • @MissMiya
      @MissMiya 6 лет назад +6

      Arko Mul Yeah they are. You literally soak cucumbers in vinegar, salt and other stuff for a while to make pickles.

    • @vickytang
      @vickytang 6 лет назад

      yup

    • @NJH01
      @NJH01 6 лет назад

      Oh yeah 😂😂

    • @JARC1010
      @JARC1010 6 лет назад +2

      In 'Murica and Canada yes. The UK and rest of the world is happy calling them pickled cucumbers.

    • @caffeinatedx
      @caffeinatedx 6 лет назад

      you know there are other type of pickles too.

  • @UnknownFox
    @UnknownFox 6 лет назад +35

    Kinda hoping they do find a way to randomize new jobs, but do hope to see you actually buy and flip a house :3

  • @gamerboysp2559
    @gamerboysp2559 6 лет назад +2

    This needs to be a sitcom.
    Jack: Honey, I'm trash!
    *applause and cheering*

  • @isbol
    @isbol 6 лет назад +42

    I love this series.. and especially
    Honey, I'm trash❤🗑🚮

  • @Z-1991
    @Z-1991 6 лет назад +602

    *HONEY, JACKSEPTICEYE SAYS THAT I'M TRASH!*
    He's right, darling.
    *HONEY, WHY?* 😭

    • @wikus_vt1234
      @wikus_vt1234 6 лет назад +3

      Zevastian 1991 how did you do that with your name

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 6 лет назад +10

      The Sunglass Surgeon i'm a sponsor in Jack's channel.

    • @swaypuff7161
      @swaypuff7161 6 лет назад +2

      Zevastian 1991 LOL

    • @singinginpurplerainandalot5903
      @singinginpurplerainandalot5903 6 лет назад +4

      Zevastian 1991. Hey! We are cousins which trash can do u like in i live in a trashcan on sesemme street and my name is oscar

    • @sil3nce550
      @sil3nce550 6 лет назад +4

      Zevastian 1991 Same

  • @noahhall7307
    @noahhall7307 4 года назад +5

    Jack: *Paints half of a room*
    "Yep. I'm done here."

  • @l.e.n.1002
    @l.e.n.1002 6 лет назад +16

    Did anyone else notice the tv in the last job he did? It wasn't on when he came INTO the house, but it was when he was finished.

    • @l.e.n.1002
      @l.e.n.1002 6 лет назад +1

      Netts
      I know right!

    • @ActualArcher
      @ActualArcher 6 лет назад +1

      LightEyedNight •-• Plot twist - they did actually throw the party, turned the tv on, and then left the house again

    • @l.e.n.1002
      @l.e.n.1002 6 лет назад

      Actual Archer XD

  • @jvzzy_j
    @jvzzy_j 6 лет назад +26

    Why did the first half of this notification scare the hell out of me? All I saw was I DONT HAVE A JOB ANYMORE until I saw House Flipper 😂

    • @gangl1234
      @gangl1234 6 лет назад +1

      Same lol

    • @lillianheath9666
      @lillianheath9666 6 лет назад +3

      same! oh my gods it scared me 2 death i was like "I don't have a job anymore" with just Jack on the thumbnail. Oh gods i'm glad its just for the game.

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 6 лет назад

      What job would he suddenly lose? He's his own boss lol

    • @gangl1234
      @gangl1234 6 лет назад

      Strange Wayfaring Stranger It's still a job even if you're your own boss. Independent contractors end up going outta business all the time.

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 6 лет назад

      He'd be fine though. And he'd find a way to upload content somehow, somewhere.

  • @DirectionallyChallenged
    @DirectionallyChallenged 6 лет назад +308

    I see a bunker and I want it painted black. No color anymore, I want it to be black. I see my wife asleep, dressed up in her sleeping clothes. I have to get outta bed into the bunker go.

  • @roseofnerd870
    @roseofnerd870 6 лет назад +12

    "DoNt QuOtE mE oN aNyThInG" Sean Mclaughlin (aka JackSepticeye)

  • @Rein_the_Rat
    @Rein_the_Rat 6 лет назад +20

    jackaboi: i wish i could just be here and hide from the world for a day
    me: i can do that! i cannnnnn!

    • @nyxic7212
      @nyxic7212 6 лет назад

      i can hide from the world forever using depression.

  • @Gunry525
    @Gunry525 6 лет назад +24

    "Tunnels are the windows of rocks"- Sean Jacksepticeye

    • @kubaGR8
      @kubaGR8 6 лет назад

      A cave is a sideways hole.

  • @lpsskimmilk4082
    @lpsskimmilk4082 6 лет назад +23

    *Home improvement with Tim Allen*

  • @unbekanntsnake6226
    @unbekanntsnake6226 6 лет назад +14

    Me at all of my birthday party's, 19:02

  • @mimiramirez9593
    @mimiramirez9593 6 лет назад +27

    "Man, that nuclear bunker is better than my entire house. Can i live there?" *ha ha ha I made the comment*