SORRY I RUINED YOUR HOUSE | House Flipper #2

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  • Опубликовано: 27 май 2018
  • Just like the ugly duckling! I can turn this goose into a swan in House Flipper!
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    Edited by Pixlpit: / @aliceandchill
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    Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @pelchluke8984
    @pelchluke8984 6 лет назад +5036

    Jack: They won't think a stupid person lives here!!
    Door: *Is backwards*

  • @seriousdamage7666
    @seriousdamage7666 6 лет назад +501

    Hi, you’re probably not going to see this but I’ll type it anyway.
    If only the bottom of your radiator is getting warm you have air trapped in the system. Buy a radiator bleed key and and bleed the radiator. Keep the valve open until water start coming out, you should hear hissing before hand. If the problem still persists then you probably have a blockage. Turn off the water supply, remove the radiator from and wall and flush it through.
    Hope this helps.

    • @fancylancy_pink2835
      @fancylancy_pink2835 6 лет назад +12

      Serious Damage
      I think this will help him a lot, good job, you did good😁, keep being smart person! Ps your probably a lot smarter than me, so keep it up awesome person!

    • @mgm105
      @mgm105 6 лет назад +6

      👍 Good on ya

    • @Mia-rf5hx
      @Mia-rf5hx 6 лет назад +1

      Serious Damage you said and twice

    • @seriousdamage7666
      @seriousdamage7666 6 лет назад +3

      Mia Meskhidze did I? My bad XD

    • @emma.manthey
      @emma.manthey 6 лет назад +3

      Serious Damage 10 out of 10

  • @violetphoenix6032
    @violetphoenix6032 6 лет назад +905

    Jack: Can I sell my door?
    Jack: *sells door*
    Jack: Oh my god I sold my door!
    Me: yeah...yeah you did I'm so proud.

  • @TheKatera4a
    @TheKatera4a 5 лет назад +564

    "And water is bound to come out of there if I suck hard enough."
    -Jacksepticeye 2018

  • @gustavwedell7892
    @gustavwedell7892 6 лет назад +246

    Sean the reason why your towel radiator only gets hot in the bottom is because there are small air bubbles in the water inside of your radiator and this air raises and lays itself on top of the water so the water doesn’t reach the top of your radiator. On top of it like on the side of the radiator it should be a little thing that you can push in and if you do that the air will flow out from the radiator. Then when it’s empty on air it should be able to get warm on the top as well. :)

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven 6 лет назад +2

      Jolly Ranchers

    • @TheJamsplat
      @TheJamsplat 6 лет назад +12

      Often referred to as bleeding your radiator and one of the simplest task you can do in your house that many people forget. You should bleed all your radiators(Upstairs ones most susceptible) before the winter hits and then check that your boiler pressure is still within acceptable range. There is either a button to press or a key to turn the pressure valve on and off. Stop when you see fluid leaking from radiator

  • @ItsAurala
    @ItsAurala 6 лет назад +85

    Jack, The dirt that you think that you cant see or you been cleaning it for ages and is not going away is outside the house not inside the house. You also need to clean the outside part :D Sometimes. Sometimes there is also some dirt on the door.

  • @leahsutherland1664
    @leahsutherland1664 4 года назад +658

    Jack: This house is one sneeze away from destroying itself!
    Me: well, good thing houses don't sneeze, then.

  • @u2lo2cme
    @u2lo2cme 5 лет назад +373

    And here we see Bob the Builder's brother, Jack the Demolitionist
    *Yeah, he's a /bit/ distructive*

  • @Tyrian3k
    @Tyrian3k 6 лет назад +195

    REGARDING YOUR TOWEL RADIATOR:
    Probably not going to read this among all the comments, but you need to get the air out of your towel radiator if only the bottom gets warm. There's probably a vent somewhere at the top of it that you need a radiator key for so you can open it to let the air out. Just make sure to have a towel to catch any water that follows once the air is out and close the vent as soon as no more air comes out.

    • @ailestriker9888
      @ailestriker9888 6 лет назад +3

      Tyrian3k that nice of you to give him such good advice.

    • @Aerostorm56
      @Aerostorm56 6 лет назад +2

      I hope he sees it. Many of my family members are handymen and I know how he feels doing a job. It makes me feel amazing that its a game!

  • @pfftwhatever6245
    @pfftwhatever6245 6 лет назад +1770

    “alright lemme see the re- *OH MY GOD NICK* “

    • @tish453
      @tish453 5 лет назад +13

      *Godzilla has joined the game

    • @MaxxyWaxxylol
      @MaxxyWaxxylol 3 года назад +8

      F for Nick

    • @omegajazz4913
      @omegajazz4913 3 года назад +11

      thats about right.
      also nice profile picture! im a steven universe fan also :D

    • @pfftwhatever6245
      @pfftwhatever6245 3 года назад +4

      Omega Jazz Thank You!! ^^ I very desperately need to catch up on a few episodes-

    • @omegajazz4913
      @omegajazz4913 3 года назад +4

      @@pfftwhatever6245 nah its fine... im just looking at comments during online classes and i saw ur comment wich was amasing

  • @ianlm7160
    @ianlm7160 6 лет назад +1390

    I nearly choked on my coke when he started knocking down the wrong wall. 😂😂

    • @joecrouse2503
      @joecrouse2503 4 года назад +25

      And it was a bedroom wall too. Until he started rebuilding the wall I figured whoever sleeps in that bedroom was gonna have to Jack off in the bathroom with their porn instead of their now open bedroom

    • @MaxxyWaxxylol
      @MaxxyWaxxylol 3 года назад +3

      @@joecrouse2503 it was my room

    • @maceybrixey4923
      @maceybrixey4923 3 года назад +1

      Lol 😂 same

    • @hillarycourchaine6829
      @hillarycourchaine6829 3 года назад +2

      I did too except I almost spit out hot coffee. 😆😆😆

    • @sefrill
      @sefrill 3 года назад +5

      When I saw it I was like "bro thats the wrong wall" 😐

  • @kenzibaby
    @kenzibaby 5 лет назад +595

    Jack: "I'm a completionist"
    Also Jack: Has many series left unfinished lol

    • @redeyetheraiderman
      @redeyetheraiderman 4 года назад +9

      Like Fallout 4, for example. My favorite series on the channel, besides this one.

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 3 года назад +17

      Well . . . he doesn't have to finish any games he doesn't like . . .

    • @scottishboah2956
      @scottishboah2956 2 года назад +12

      @@Kai-iy3kk you have a dream pfp shush

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 2 года назад +7

      @@scottishboah2956 Okay, what does that have anything to do with my comment?

    • @scottishboah2956
      @scottishboah2956 2 года назад +12

      @@Kai-iy3kk everything

  • @aprilshowers3763
    @aprilshowers3763 6 лет назад +1351

    “Are you sure that trash wasn’t just the students?”
    SASS JACK. *_SASS._*

    • @bomoore5170
      @bomoore5170 5 лет назад +6

      Twdg is the best fucking game ever

    • @bomoore5170
      @bomoore5170 5 лет назад +4

      Ooo you changed your pfp. I ship Violentine too❤️🏳️‍🌈

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 4 года назад +2

      Bo Moore Some mentioned the walking dead and gay?

    • @jello788
      @jello788 4 года назад

      Exhale.
      This B's again

    • @Averagenerd20
      @Averagenerd20 3 года назад

      Yep

  • @benrobertshaw3710
    @benrobertshaw3710 6 лет назад +185

    Jack for your cold at the top hot at the bottom towel radiator you need to bleed it. It means your radiator is full of air so you need a radiator key and tissue. Find the spot where you can put in your radiator key and you will see a hole somewhere next to it and then turn the key so you hear air coming out and then wait until water comes out and then turn the key so it closes then you radiator should be hot all over.

    • @thugwithissues
      @thugwithissues 6 лет назад +5

      the key will go at the top somewhere

    • @galaxyacidic
      @galaxyacidic 6 лет назад +3

      i have no clue why but seeing people be so helpful on these kinds of videos is just so nice i hope he sees this info and is able to fix it!

    • @VelcR0Straps
      @VelcR0Straps 6 лет назад

      wat????

  • @xBeckyHere
    @xBeckyHere 6 лет назад +161

    It sounds like you need to 'bleed' your radiators Jack. Then it will warm up properly. After you do you may have to check the pressure on you boiler/water tank.

  • @exwadreamforabetterworld3260
    @exwadreamforabetterworld3260 6 лет назад +204

    * walks into a empty house*
    " *_HONEY IM TRAASH_* "

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +2015

    "Destroys the entire foundation of the house"
    *Woops*

    • @ash899
      @ash899 6 лет назад +9

      Justin Y. Broo you're late !

    • @invalidcrazy7034
      @invalidcrazy7034 6 лет назад +4

      Hey its Justin

    • @sslimeball
      @sslimeball 6 лет назад +11

      Justin Y. You again..... I see you everywhere I go. And your profile pic changed but still the same ninja

    • @conorwhelan5767
      @conorwhelan5767 6 лет назад +2

      Tis' justin

    • @tonygados
      @tonygados 6 лет назад +3

      Soooooo we meet again...

  • @grantwalton9399
    @grantwalton9399 6 лет назад +565

    Another radiator mounter has already been in here Greg. Even though your name is jack but, shut up Greg.
    -Jack 2018

  • @someguy86
    @someguy86 4 года назад +85

    8:44
    I'm so used to Séan saying 'Well, I'm going to leave the episode here' and the episodes ends, that when he said 'Well' I got genuinely scared the video was about to finish.

  • @Diana_M08
    @Diana_M08 4 года назад +66

    "I wish there was a way to make sure"
    Me: MINIMAP!!!!!!!!!!
    Sean: Lemme bust down this other wall....

  • @Hephaestus-uj2ws
    @Hephaestus-uj2ws 6 лет назад +135

    "Jack, look at your map."
    "JACK, look at your map."
    "JACK LOOK AT THE MAP!"
    *SMASH*
    "Ooooh, it says it on my map!"

    • @desireeh5608
      @desireeh5608 6 лет назад +8

      The tiling in the bathroom was torture...

  • @cheyanneishere4375
    @cheyanneishere4375 6 лет назад +227

    "If I suck hard enough waters bound to come outta there" -Jack 2018
    Me: *DIES*

  • @satorukuroshiro
    @satorukuroshiro 4 года назад +24

    The most therapeutic job I can imagine would be working in demolishment, just beating the shit out of walls with sledge hammers or operating a wrecking ball and just generally destroying shit. There is a reason people have starting making Break Rooms (no, not a staff lounge, a break room, you literally just throw vases and stuff for fun and you pay a small fee to use the room).

  • @shaddde0251
    @shaddde0251 5 лет назад +473

    Jack: I'm using ammonia and bleach to get that rich smell
    Jack that's the Ingredients for mustard gas!!!!

  • @destinyreine2028
    @destinyreine2028 6 лет назад +129

    “Now when people go by, they won’t think that a stupid person lives here”
    He says as he puts the door knocker on the inside of the house lmao 😂

  • @asmurr3797
    @asmurr3797 6 лет назад +41

    Guys... why do I love this series. Maybe it's just Jack, maybe it's just mellow, but... I... LOVE IT. KEEP DOING THIS PLEASE JACK!!!!

  • @brittneyleigh9662
    @brittneyleigh9662 5 лет назад +57

    "Water's bound to come out of there if I suck hard enough."
    Ah, "water," is that what they call it on your side of the pond?

  • @isabellam4322
    @isabellam4322 5 лет назад +110

    calls jack to paint your house
    5 mins later jack: " i'm done i did the minimum"
    then asks for full price

  • @mogy6492
    @mogy6492 6 лет назад +206

    “Can I sell my door? OH MY GOD I sold my door” -Jacksepticeye 2018

  • @YoungVinny
    @YoungVinny 6 лет назад +553

    *Detective:* "And how did this man, 'jacksepticeye' ruin your house?"
    *Me:* "He stood right here and did this...
    *_"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"_* "

  • @FBISurveillanceVan-rn5lt
    @FBISurveillanceVan-rn5lt 6 лет назад +313

    is any1 gona tel him he installed his door backwards

  • @christensenasher7872
    @christensenasher7872 4 года назад +63

    Jack: *aggressively smells furniture* It smells just like you, Greg
    Me: Sooo, it smells like a Snack Falcon?

  • @TheLegendaryBillCipher
    @TheLegendaryBillCipher 6 лет назад +1922

    Jack, I don't want to tell you how to decorate your house, but I think you put your front door on backwards. I don't think the knocker is supposed to be on the inside. Could be a new trend, who knows? Also, Purple Quartz is a Steven Universe character: her name is Amethyst.

    • @pandadragon6486
      @pandadragon6486 6 лет назад +11

      I subbed

    • @williamdelaurier8053
      @williamdelaurier8053 6 лет назад +240

      it's for when people come to the door and you can knock back to confuse the shit out of them

    • @greyswallow7076
      @greyswallow7076 6 лет назад +39

      Willy Chilly33 MAKE THIS A THING PLS 😂😂😂

    • @conalldayton
      @conalldayton 6 лет назад +8

      He did lmao

    • @chaoticraven633
      @chaoticraven633 6 лет назад +32

      The Legendary Bill Cipher thank you for saying something because that door was killing me

  • @andrewmonyak8148
    @andrewmonyak8148 6 лет назад +97

    "now when people come by they will think no stupid man lives here" *puts door on backwards* XD
    edit: woah thanks for the likes!

    • @gingerchalmers1040
      @gingerchalmers1040 6 лет назад

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol lol lol lol lol lol lol spat my red mt dew out when I read that lol!

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 6 лет назад +140

    The bathroom tiles look like Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria

    • @Bugzilla0213
      @Bugzilla0213 4 года назад +4

      I can see it 😂 I’m waiting for William to come out and just murder Seán now 😂

    • @Tenny82099
      @Tenny82099 3 года назад

      YASSS

    • @aw8124
      @aw8124 3 года назад

      Yess when will Freddy eat some one
      Oops that's the aftons nvm

    • @m3talhe4d72
      @m3talhe4d72 2 года назад

      I WAS HOPING SOMEONE ELSE WAS THINKING THIS 😂

  • @cinnamontoastkitten7614
    @cinnamontoastkitten7614 5 лет назад +41

    Sean: *Oh yeah, that looks good. Jimmy the Jim-jom. Squiggle the squanger…on to that and…mounter-roo!?*

  • @trucvivianpham9919
    @trucvivianpham9919 6 лет назад +402

    This game is fun. I like cleaning... in video games

    • @WhattoPlayNext
      @WhattoPlayNext 6 лет назад +5

      I never understood the Sims for that reason...

    • @eclipsesisters7900
      @eclipsesisters7900 6 лет назад +6

      Vivian Victorie in real life. Noooppppeeeeee

    • @seivenk9453
      @seivenk9453 6 лет назад +4

      It's sometimes fun in real life imo.

  • @Simba0956
    @Simba0956 6 лет назад +50

    just love how he put his own door the wrong way around.

  • @4Crumbz
    @4Crumbz 4 года назад +21

    Jack: "IF YOU LIKED IT---"
    Me: "PUNCH THA---"
    Jack: "CLEAN THAT HOUSE LIKE A BOSS!!!"
    Me: *confusion*

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 5 лет назад +30

    MA! HEY MA! I'M WATCHING SOMEONE CLEAN OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES!

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 6 лет назад +41

    Client: I want my house to be more open
    Jack: Ok
    *demolishes every wall*
    Jack: There you go

  • @bruhhh_8695
    @bruhhh_8695 6 лет назад +253

    *Puts front door in backwards*
    "Now The neighbors won't think a stupid person lives next door"

  • @lunamoon752
    @lunamoon752 6 лет назад +61

    *installs door in backwards*
    Jack: Now when people walk past they won't think that a stupid person lives here.
    Me:

    • @flynn0318
      @flynn0318 3 года назад +1

      He put his front door on backwards....

  • @grahamwilson5180
    @grahamwilson5180 5 лет назад +10

    6:26 Jack: “They won’t think a stupid person lives here!”
    Installs door backwards...

  • @Sarah-wv9xk
    @Sarah-wv9xk 6 лет назад +774

    Jack I am 99% sure the front door of your house is put in backwards...

    • @KH-co5jv
      @KH-co5jv 6 лет назад +28

      Actually Rora Unless he wants to knock on the outside, yep.

    • @MsCaptainChase
      @MsCaptainChase 6 лет назад +16

      Not gonna lie, I did this the first time as well without paying attention. :I
      It was like that for about 4 more hours, too.

    • @cheyenneangelo9805
      @cheyenneangelo9805 6 лет назад +18

      Thank goodness someone said something. It's been driving me crazy!

    • @niceyoungman6398
      @niceyoungman6398 6 лет назад +19

      Take that 99 and make it a 100

    • @cassidycantwell47
      @cassidycantwell47 6 лет назад +48

      “Now when people walk by they won’t think a stupid lives here” Okay our sweet boy 😂

  • @Khazaboom
    @Khazaboom 6 лет назад +190

    Anyone else think Jack's little house should be called "The Jack Shack"? No? Just me then!

  • @ddaniel0684
    @ddaniel0684 6 лет назад +37

    has anyone ever thought that sense hes been a comentator for so lobng he just talks to himself when hes not recording but just playing fior fun? XD

    • @roytruitt9884
      @roytruitt9884 5 лет назад +6

      first he wasn't making fun of him, and even if he was why would it be especially because he's irish

    • @happylittleraincloud
      @happylittleraincloud 4 года назад +2

      He said that he only talks to himself in his mind when he is alone and not speaking loudly

    • @ddaniel0684
      @ddaniel0684 3 года назад

      @SoupGoblin666 Idk if you saw how long ago this was, but instead of calling you a bigot ill just point it out to you. It was two years ago.

  • @amer1te
    @amer1te 3 года назад +9

    Students house to clean up
    Jack: That sounds easy
    Nope

  • @funlover163
    @funlover163 6 лет назад +218

    Actually Jack the large rooms are called 'Open Concept' my mom used to watch a ton of house remodeling shows where everyone was remodeling for open concept houses. Essentially it makes the living area (you know living room, kitchen, dining area) one giant room area. Because you want to smell burnt food from your kitchen throughout the rest of your house.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 6 лет назад +6

      funlover163 man you must not have little Cooks because man when you smelling good food it brings a special ones to your soul. That's why it's called soul food playa.

    • @babybaby-wt4gh
      @babybaby-wt4gh 6 лет назад +3

      funlover163 my mom calls it open floor plan

    • @CRemy-pk1fh
      @CRemy-pk1fh 6 лет назад

      its kinda the same thing

    • @elizabethsmith5941
      @elizabethsmith5941 6 лет назад

      AwesomeSpider4 Amen brother

    • @Anna13Tonks
      @Anna13Tonks 6 лет назад

      My mum still watches these and sometimes I watch them with her😂

  • @roguegg1015
    @roguegg1015 6 лет назад +23

    This game is so relaxing to watch, but fun at the same time. Also an animation of Jack playing this game would be really cool. 😃

  • @Smallest._.Baby._.Honey._.Bee3
    @Smallest._.Baby._.Honey._.Bee3 5 лет назад +9

    Jack: "Now when people go by they won't think a stupid person lives here!"
    Me: ".........Jack, the door is inside out."

  • @coffeejellyash
    @coffeejellyash 4 года назад +4

    Seán: Welcome back to this beautiful sunny Summer's day
    We're loving life! The scenery, the houses...
    Me in quarantine: Yeah yeah, at least it's good to be an optimist.

  • @kaiserkhan9098
    @kaiserkhan9098 6 лет назад +74

    Hey Jack, dont know if you're gonna get to see this, but today and tomorrow are the last chances I'm gonna have to watch it videos before I go to bootcamp for 8 weeks. Just wanted to say how inspiring and uplifting you've been in my life, even in the darkest times. I hope you and everyone else in this great community have a great summer, thanks again!

    • @abyk.r.7855
      @abyk.r.7855 6 лет назад +4

      Kaiser Khan good luck, and from experience 1) it's only as hard as you mentally make it to be; if you tell yourself it's hard it is, if you tell yourself it's ok and you can do it you will. 2) don't over think do exactly and only what you're told.

    • @kaiserkhan9098
      @kaiserkhan9098 6 лет назад +3

      Aby Reynolds Thanks man, I appreciate it

    • @Jay027
      @Jay027 6 лет назад +1

      Kaiser Khan Good luck

    • @zeroth7455
      @zeroth7455 6 лет назад

      Kaiser Khan have fun!

    • @BeePeeOnTheBeat
      @BeePeeOnTheBeat 6 лет назад +1

      I hope jack can see this

  • @davidmackayy
    @davidmackayy 6 лет назад +513

    🎵 Jack the builder - can he fix it? 🎵
    No.. no he can't.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 6 лет назад +6

      David Mackay no he just destroys shit

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 6 лет назад +5

      Congrats, you just make my day 😂😂😂

    • @axlscott278
      @axlscott278 6 лет назад +7

      He fixes it by destroying it. Therefore it never was never there.

    • @shanesshenanigans6067
      @shanesshenanigans6067 6 лет назад +3

      David Mackay but he can rek it!

    • @leopritchett468
      @leopritchett468 6 лет назад +1

      David Mackay lol

  • @_uwucifer_
    @_uwucifer_ 6 лет назад +5

    “Water is bound to come out of there if I suck hard enough” I nearly died 😂

  • @hankjrsupporter3574
    @hankjrsupporter3574 5 лет назад +16

    Now every time I hear clean the windows all I can hear is SCREEEEEEEECH SCREEEEEEEECH SCREEEEEEEECH

  • @Saucey_J
    @Saucey_J 6 лет назад +285

    (Puts door on backwards) “Awww, now when people go by they won’t think a stupid person lives here!” Nice one Jack
    Edit: WOW (STEREOTYPICAL I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY LIKES BULLCRAP PEOPLE SPEW OUT)

  • @robertfield7532
    @robertfield7532 6 лет назад +131

    (Gets 5% more muscle strength upgrade) "LOOK AT THESE PLUS ONE BICEPS!"

  • @zombabe0_o
    @zombabe0_o 6 лет назад +13

    I love that jack installed his front door backwards lol

  • @davidmcjunkin3068
    @davidmcjunkin3068 5 лет назад +9

    " I'm going to pay $40 and get $700. That is what we call capitilism." - Jack 2018

  • @jaihalai7674
    @jaihalai7674 6 лет назад +99

    Jack’s “solution” is a recipe for slow painful death by chlorine poisoning, good job jack you killed yourself, but the roaches are fine

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 6 лет назад +2

      Jai Halai At least it wasn't ammonia and bleach. Then the entire neighborhood would be dead. But the roaches would still be fine.

  • @niccraft4374
    @niccraft4374 6 лет назад +178

    "Are you sure that trash just wasn't the students?"
    Sean... you are a savage. ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

    • @andreabennett1786
      @andreabennett1786 4 года назад +1

      Hello you are the 2nd person I've seen to call him Sean and I am a new fan so I was wondering if his name is Jack (like I thought it was) or Sean? I don't want to trigger anyone by calling him a totally different name😂

    • @eastofeden7917
      @eastofeden7917 4 года назад +1

      Andrea Bennett Jack is just a stage name, Sean is his real name :)

    • @spammer44
      @spammer44 4 года назад

      Andrea Bennett his real name is Sean

  • @-__BoltPlayz__-
    @-__BoltPlayz__- 5 лет назад +28

    Purple quartz
    *Close enough, Jack.*

    • @gaminghut9828
      @gaminghut9828 3 года назад +1

      I mean that's what an amethyst is right?

    • @-__BoltPlayz__-
      @-__BoltPlayz__- 3 года назад +1

      @@gaminghut9828
      ...
      I mean you ain't wrong

  • @libtard699
    @libtard699 4 года назад +8

    Jack: I need to fix my house!
    Me: Just buy another one

  • @eve2969
    @eve2969 6 лет назад +36

    "Water is bound to come outta there if I suck hard enough" had me absolutely deceased

    • @conorwhelan5767
      @conorwhelan5767 6 лет назад +1

      ƐνєƖιηα لϚ this comment made me deceased XD

  • @cooldude56g
    @cooldude56g 6 лет назад +29

    This might be one of my favorite series now...
    There's just so much good going on here...

  • @DreamDancer91101
    @DreamDancer91101 5 лет назад +4

    "I am here to smashy smashy, and I'll do it if you let me." You sound like 95% of the guys I know LMAO 😂

  • @_k_o_d_a
    @_k_o_d_a 5 лет назад +100

    "I am here to smashy smashy" - Jacksepticeye, 2018

  • @BrittanyNiicole
    @BrittanyNiicole 6 лет назад +28

    "Honey, I'm trash."
    There's a mood if I ever saw one

  • @harpavian
    @harpavian 6 лет назад +83

    Jack - "Red light, green light!" *looks at camera and smiles*
    Me - *has flashbacks to anti's video* shiiiii-

  • @incarsonated8013
    @incarsonated8013 5 лет назад +4

    Jack slowly becomes Bob Ross in this episode.

  • @oliviareeves3453
    @oliviareeves3453 6 лет назад +1

    Jack’s gibberish plus his accent plus RUclips’s broken subtitles equals comedy gold when you turn the subtitles on

  • @biancazou6279
    @biancazou6279 6 лет назад +98

    Jack... your door is backwards.

  • @anniemalacas9083
    @anniemalacas9083 6 лет назад +401

    Jack you can buy houses

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 6 лет назад +21

      Yeah I commented on the property ladder last vid. Don't think he saw it though. Most of our comments get buried by other comments.

    • @bridgetyakista7647
      @bridgetyakista7647 6 лет назад

      mate its buy not by

    • @anniemalacas9083
      @anniemalacas9083 6 лет назад +1

      Sorry typo

    • @anniemalacas9083
      @anniemalacas9083 6 лет назад +1

      Tnx tho

    • @taiyana5194
      @taiyana5194 6 лет назад +1

      These are pre rec so when he's back making fresh vids lets make sure he notices >3>

  • @cptnfarmer158
    @cptnfarmer158 5 лет назад +2

    "its like i was never here"
    only there are 3 walls missing

  • @crazymae173
    @crazymae173 11 месяцев назад +2

    Came back here to this playlist while I do some laundry, loved this series so so much one of my favorite comfort series ❤❤

  • @shelby4890
    @shelby4890 6 лет назад +49

    Jack you can buy a new house if you go to ‘browser’ on the laptop. Just thought it would help. Like so Jack can see PLEASE

  • @lisaclark3699
    @lisaclark3699 6 лет назад +144

    Jack: Can I sell my front door?
    Jack:*sells it*
    Jack: oh my god I sold my door!
    Jack: *puts front door on backwards*
    Me:🤦🏻‍♀️😂💚

  • @Roxel42
    @Roxel42 3 года назад +4

    What is it with this town and people stealing radiators? Is there a secret underground radiator trade?

  • @ferraurie
    @ferraurie 6 лет назад +1

    Room sizes actually do go in and out of style, depending on what is portrayed in the media as comfortable. In my housing class, we talked about that as well as how colours can affect how the room looks (warm colours are advancing colours and make the room look smaller because everything looks closer, cool colours are receeding colours for the opposite reason). Of course, whatever the owner of the home is comfortable with comes into play as well, but lots of people do enjoy larger spaces.

  • @scrunky8683
    @scrunky8683 6 лет назад +34

    Please play this game.
    Detroit: Become Human, you have played it in it's demo and now its in full release and also forgive me for the hesitations i made to say this at the time jack and also..
    Have a good time in tour!

    • @TheIndigoSystem
      @TheIndigoSystem 6 лет назад +1

      kamikazehaze you mean Detroit: Become Human :)

    • @TheIndigoSystem
      @TheIndigoSystem 6 лет назад +1

      Flashier Drop he is but he can play it when he gets back :)

    • @scrunky8683
      @scrunky8683 6 лет назад

      TheFoxFan ahh sorry!

  • @obvlious1152
    @obvlious1152 6 лет назад +48

    Jack when you enter the computer click on the browser and you can buy a new house

  • @faengel9619
    @faengel9619 5 лет назад +4

    me : **downloading apps**
    jack : "these sound like *steven uni-*"
    also me : "*HHNNNGGGHH Y E S*"

  • @zoeharrison7038
    @zoeharrison7038 7 месяцев назад +2

    "It's beautiful! Oh, look at that! I can't even fit into it because I'm 2 buses- 2 bus sizes too big!!!"
    That, my friends, is what I call Peak Sean comedy🤣

  • @kiannahe7006
    @kiannahe7006 6 лет назад +76

    Jack sometimes I wish you never ended your videos because they help me get away from the bad things in my life.

    • @imadsmaini4640
      @imadsmaini4640 6 лет назад +6

      Amani you're right jack is like a boss who take far away from this world

    • @adriancruz277
      @adriancruz277 6 лет назад +4

      I agree 100% with that

    • @ChoccyOrange
      @ChoccyOrange 6 лет назад +5

      100% with you on that!

    • @imadsmaini4640
      @imadsmaini4640 6 лет назад +4

      Thanks bro

    • @ne-sama9363
      @ne-sama9363 6 лет назад +1

      Amani so true for me as well
      U r not alone

  • @annikasokolovsky5939
    @annikasokolovsky5939 6 лет назад +24

    I died laughing when he said “technically water could come out of there if I sucked hard enough”

  • @jceh-art
    @jceh-art 6 лет назад +3

    Ah yes, my favorite Steven Universe characters: Heavy Green and Sleepy Blue! haha

  • @MusicLassy
    @MusicLassy 4 года назад +1

    Jack: Makes fun of people knocking down walls as a trend, as if it could never happen
    The world: Literately has open floor plans as a trend.

  • @adamuntius9646
    @adamuntius9646 6 лет назад +36

    Jack has to travel across the world, over the oceans, under the mountains, through the forests and jungles, only to gain the powers of his all mighty commentary!!

  • @kadenjames4609
    @kadenjames4609 6 лет назад +23

    "They wont think a stupid man lives here"
    Jack...the door is backwards

  • @thespiritbox1030
    @thespiritbox1030 6 лет назад +8

    "Honey~ I'm trash~!" Same

  • @ashemarlow6471
    @ashemarlow6471 3 года назад +5

    Sean talking about whiteout reminds me of the time I accidentally came out to my english teacher because I wrote about my boyfriend

  • @lifeisamazing1062
    @lifeisamazing1062 6 лет назад +171

    "Beautiful sunny summer day, don't mind the smog down the street!"

    • @Y0URNAME.
      @Y0URNAME. 6 лет назад +2

      Life is Amazing
      “That’s just cancerous poison that’s coming our way to kill us”

    • @cate3235
      @cate3235 6 лет назад +1

      Life is Amazing Sh*thole sweet sh*thole

    • @bethdeluca33
      @bethdeluca33 6 лет назад

      Life is Amazing 👍

    • @paperremix
      @paperremix 6 лет назад

      Lol the co2 gives me the shakes

  • @PoisonBird
    @PoisonBird 6 лет назад +8

    That's why the people of this world believe in:
    Heavy Green,
    Purple Quartz,
    Azure Blitz,
    and BLOOD RED!

  • @andybo_
    @andybo_ 3 года назад

    I like just chilling back in my room and just watching old videos from jack. It's always so fun to watch them again and it clears my mind. Love his videos.

  • @debryannawilloughby2587
    @debryannawilloughby2587 6 лет назад +1

    I couldn't stop laughing for the past 10 or more minutes after Jacksepticeye accidentally sold his house.
    Man that just brighten my day.

  • @pikapika7936
    @pikapika7936 6 лет назад +71

    jack you may want to check the direction of your front door in the game

  • @marcispenezis2685
    @marcispenezis2685 6 лет назад +51

    Jack you Can buy a new house in the computer.!!!!! And you Can switch tools with 123 etc.!!!!

  • @alexmiles6650
    @alexmiles6650 5 лет назад +5

    *now a relaxing hour with jacksepticeye*
    Me:"mr. Jack will see you now..."
    *after*
    Person:"omg i feel so relaxed and happy..."

  • @shaunahschaffer8607
    @shaunahschaffer8607 3 года назад +1

    I almost cried when I saw the roaches. That is literally my biggest phobia I couldn’t look.