WORST GARDEN KNOWN TO MAN | Garden Flipper (House Flipper DLC)
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- Опубликовано: 25 май 2019
- I made the worst garden known to man in Garden Flipper
Honey I'm Trash ► • CLEANING THIS DISGUSTI...
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Игры
Gardening in real life: A genuinely relaxing and fun thing to do.
Garden simulators: *LOUD IRISH SCREAMING*
Not fun when my back hurts
That's Irish people
Don’t fuck with me
Me who screams loudly in irish when gardening in real life : *sweats*
Jack: *is 29 years old*
Also Jack: *laughs because of a plant name*
I mean... Who wouldn't *L A U G H* at that?
Especlly at it's full name Which is Pinus *_strobus,_* XD
The Erect bush
He will always be a kid. And that’s what I love 😂
funny daddy!
Jack forgot to laugh at the laughing strawberry hallway!!!
How could you do this to us jack!!!???
Rowan Browne I thought the same thing and I was disappointed
I know right!?
BTW The For The Likes!!!
yea
same
woman offers gardening job
everyone: completes the job and takes the money paid
sean: completes the job, steals valuables and takes the car..”well you didn’t say not too...”
Jack: “Don’t worry, nobody will notice.”
*The viewers will remember that*
"This will change the outcome at the end of the story."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha WTF am i doing
Hahah that's good
I didn’t remember it silly! Oh wait...
Minecraft storymode memes
I love when Robin mocks you for making mistakes when he's editing. Robin's great.
Sean doesn't necessarily pay attention to what he's doing, that's part of the charm i guess. Robin HAS to pay attention. :D
TBonenom he doesn’t have too HES JACKSPEDICEY
Me too XD
Robin always "calls him out" when he messes up. Absolutely hilarious when he does it. I think he found the perfect person to edit his vids.
@@Panflutemaverick Absolutely
The new slogan should be the following:
“Honey, ...I’m grass”
Nice one 👍👏
"Oh dear.... how did you become grass this time?"
YES
YAAASSSSSS
@@kristamoody5011 lol
jack: “this is the worst video i’ve ever made.”
video: *is #10 on trending for gaming*
imagine having no replies after a year
you feel like that? damn
@@ashewhtt i will resurrect this comment thread!!
@Puppet Siddiqi the resurrections
✨R E S U R R E C T I N G ✨ ✨C O M M E N C E ✨
Well jack I’ve be waiting to hear “ HONEY IM TRAASH AGAIN” good times.
Omg same
me too
GAELIC GARDENER
I SAID IT FIRST KIDS
gaylic
Garlic gardener? \o/
I thought this said "Garlic Gardener" and i was like yeah, makes sense
GENIUS!
HAHAHA.. laughing strawberry
(Comon Jack how could you forget)
true
true
Dido Dannis I was thinking the exact same thing.
"Who else needs me to tend to their bushes?"
Even this sentence is not safe from being out of context lol
" I can so tend to your bushes! "
Nothing is safe from being taken out of context... XD
Robin being OCD about the gravel 🤣
Also Jack's ASMR at 9:35 is everything! 😂
First: *house flipper*
Next: *garden flipper*
After next: *WORLD FLIPPER*
gaming dog I’d buy that
Cleaning the world from humanity
What the hell is this game all about??
*UNIVERSE FLIPPER*
more like finger flipper
Thank you so much Jack.... For making me choke on my coffee seral times as you make "Pinus" jokes XD
“ETHAN I CAN SO TEND TO YOUR BUSH” ohno here come the fan fictions!😂
lol XD
I have my next project
@@aedivide1141 did you do it
@@gaysam8D yes but the device it was on got ruined
@@aedivide1141 damn
Me: Sad that series ended
Jack: uploads a new video with a garden update
Me: But this does put a smile on my face
Gameknight 995 saaame
Same lol
Gameknight 995 Love your channel check mine out!
Chvdyhcdd Ghhjvrd Love your channel check mine out!
Kawaii Kat Love your channel check mine out!
Jack/Sean: *needs to mow lawn IRL*
Also Jack/Sean: *mows lawn in game instead*
Edit: I just added /Sean to the words lol
Jack should make a ASMR channel it will be perfect for him
That's just how genius works.
Dogbackwardsisgod Me tho xD
Anonymous lol wat
What IRL means Plsss
Jack:first walk into house
Me:Haha laughing strawberry
ima just say this now BUT
jack looks like he just came from the 300, warrior af, man bun and spartan beard HELL YEA
😹😹😹😹😹😹
Anonymous gray hair with dark ass beard 🙌🏼😶😅😂
i miss his manbun and beard :(
I hate manbuns it doesn't matter who it is
That goes for jack as well I'm sorry but if a guy has long hair I say let it show don't put it back and definitely don't keep it cut to keep the manbun
@@jackiehiner2632 I have long hair to a point I hear jokes from females saying they wish they had my hair and I do let it hang out. But lets be honest, it can get in the way a lot depending on what you do, so its useful to make a tail/bun. Especially during physical stuff (Work, excercise, sex XD) or while cooking/eating or stuff like that. But yea... I normally hate the "manbun" as well, but mainly because of all the hipsters and douchebags that have them just cause it was a trend, but damn mate Jack wears it like a pro hahaha... XD I like this look on him! I can't pull it off, but then again I don't think Seán can pull off my hair, to all our own.
Obviously not every1 feels the same way though and that's ok ^_^
But don't lie, u'd smash hahaha XD
_"It doesn't really give off the sense of_ *balls and shaft* _like I wanted it to"_
-Jack, 2019
Needs to be on a merch item
“Ethan, I can SO tend to your bush”
-Jack,2029
@@EmilyPetersen2986 I would so buy that
Jack: *happy and smiling because it's sunny*
Me: *happy and smiling because I'm watching Jacksepticeye and avoiding the demon sun*
I agree
Me to
What's the sun
I feel that
i know this is 2 years old but bro, touch some grass
"And your gonna have *saplings*"
"OK GARDENS DONE!"
"Honey I'm trash"
Ah my favorite quote im going to use it when im older
(Hopefully i won't get copyright claimed)
'a fruit roll up... for cows'- why did it make me laugh so much XD
Me: *doing something productive with my life*
Jack: hOney, i’M tRaSh!
Me: Ah shit, here we go again.
Blueberry GamerTM Love your channel check mine out!
*That moment when you make an obvious mistake*
Jack: Nobody will notice.
*Everyone that has watched the video found the mistake before him*
If jack dyes his hair and beard green he can be the gallic garden gladiator !
Jack: You Know What This Looks Like? Bad Jacksepticeye Hair.
*Jack* *Starts* *Picking* *Up* *Grass*
Me: *Huh*
Old Man I miss his old hair
@@NotAGMFrank I miss his hat more.
I love these videos. So relaxing, yet so funny at the same time
JACK YOU FORGOT!!!!
Ha, Ha! Laughing Strawberry!
When you enter the house you forgot to say that!
I have waited so long for this to return that I've rewatched the HF series twice :D
In this video: Jack puts off caring for his real-life garden in favor of tending to his fake garden
Me: Studies for exam
Jacksepticeye: Decides to upload a video.
Ah shit, here we go again.
Fr tho, I have a chemistry exam tomorrow
Me too..
I don't have exams tomorow
iudex hahahahahahahahahaha
exactly my same position
I accidentally watched the entire vid on 1.25x speed and I didn't even notice, I just thought he was a liiiiittle more hyper
"video games cause violence"
Jack: *making his garden look nice*
0:46 *Jack walks into house*
me: HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, laughing strawberry...
I downloaded House Flipper a couple of weeks ago because I loved the series. When they said that Garden Flipper was out I silently hoped that Jack would play it, that he hadn't forgotten about it...
MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!
*:D*
Kayle Cast Sadly, it isn't free, but it's a lot cheaper than most other games. Last time I checked it was 16$ on Steam and the DLC was 12$. But it's definitely worth it, I don't like games where you need a quick reaction and good reflexes and this game is super relaxing.
Jacksepticeye: WORST GARDEN KNOWN TO MAN
Me: Hold my roots
lol and no that title goes to me
@@introverted2886wooosh?
"That's it, caress the ball bush"
-Jacksepticeye 2K19
Jack: Don't worry noone will notice
Me: nnnnghhhhhhh _death menacingly growl_ *FIX IT*
Garden flipper : a new update to unleash your inner Gardner ,to trim the Hedges of your anxiety and culminate the Garden of your dreams
Jack: *I aM tHe GrEaTeSt DiCk GaRdEn MaGiCiAn ThIs GaMe HaS eVeR SeEn*
"Honey....I'm trash!"
**studio audience crying**
@@Kie2HerHeart no
@@Kie2HerHeart no
Dota 2 Asian noobs doing business bud
Lugeer just ignore you pickle eyed monstrosity
@@Kie2HerHeart No
Mission: gravel and 2 bushes
Glados: "waterhose, unlocked."
Jack: *I'm gonna make everyone moist*
Also Jack: *insert pinus*
Also Also Jack: *caress ballbush*
Also Also Also Jack: *as much as I want to put the giant pinus strobus in here...*
Also Also Also Also Jack: *Yes, I can tend to your bush*
So far NONE of your Antisepticeye videos had jump scared me but 11:19 this did.
Me: clicks immediately when gets notification at 11pm
Jack: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADIES!
Me: ...
20 seconds later...
Mom: Hey, what are you doing? You're supposted to SLEEP!
Me: Oh S**T
the exact moment i read this my dad came into my room and told me to go to sleep
DeeDuy_1337 the exact moment I read your reply my girlfriend didn't tell me to go to sleep because she's too busy being imaginary. Funny right? HahHAHAHHhahahaha…
I hate my life
@@Kokobonkers it's ok I hate mine too :')
My mom came in and told me to wake the fuck up cause it's 1 in the afternoon
Lol
Me: gets notification at 12am and clicks immediately
Jacksepticeye:TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES
Also me: wakes whole family up
Edit:thx for the likes also it was 1am from where I live and I just forgot my headphones
Lmao I scared myself cuse I thought my headphones weren't on but they were and it was at 100% volume
Wear headphones then, like a normal person.
Now its 1:04 A.M.
Magnificient Blade it’s 1:09pm were I live
Zambuni Bros Blitz I watch jack at 1:00am at least I use earbuds
The peace and calmness of gardening, all in one video.
I love when Jack plays this game. He’s not holding back, jokes all over the place. Completely genuine. I love it so much.
Jack: Don't worry! No one will notice!
EVERYONE NOTICED
Lol
Everyone noticed that
Jack: Does ASMR
Me: Falls Asleep
Jack: *"OKAY"*
Me: ...okay..No sleep for me.
This should be top 😂
This relaxed me so much I fell asleep around 15 or 16 min in. I suffer a lot of anxiety so it's hard for me to nap or sleep. I took a good 2 hour nap lol. Thx Jack and Robin, good video
Jack: **Mowing lawn in video game while avoiding mowing lawn irl**
Now that's the spirit of procrastination right there. Nice
I love that this series is back. Jack's videos always tend to put a smile on my face
As a Horticulture major I've got to say. Jack will not be the first to say Penis Strobus nor will he be the last.
Hort kids + majors like this!!
ROBIN your editing today is _PHENOMENAL_ goodness I laughed so much at this stupid game
Right? His edits are hilarious 😂
I would say Seán is pretty hilarious too
"I know its 'pine-us'. Just let me have my joke!" Made me laugh because I was thinking that the first few times you said it and it felt directed toward me 😂
“I encourage you to do gardening”
Hayfever: am I a joke to you?
Jack your beard is AMAZING!
And he said he couldn't do it :) I'm glad he got it! He looks great!
Jack: Flowers are just colorful good smelling weeds
Me: 🤯🤯
Smoke flowers everyday
Jack:Honey im trash
Me: *Why do i hear angels?*
sean, please never stop making house flipper vids. your ability to make such an otherwise mundane and tedious game entertaining is breathtaking. maybe not like every day or every week, but you know, every now and then.
"The Irish are great farmers."
Well, yeah, except for that one time.
... I'm not sorry
Jack sitting in silence while waiting for the garage door to open is everything👌
"Ethan I can help you with your bushes, but first pizza" Jack that is a whole mood
8:43 OCD OVER LOAD! CALL 911 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! GET THE GRAVEL RIGHT BEFORE I EXPLODE!
I agree
0:46
I laughed as soon as this was on screen.
" *HA HA HA!!!* Laughing strawberry. 😄"
-Jack in the early videos.
Wiley Johnson same bro
How could he forget about it
I literally just wrote that 😂
Yay not the only one who remembered!
"Bad Jacksepticeye hair."
Sean, I beg your pardon. But you looked rad with green hair, my guy.
@@Mar-wp5tl typo, pal. Thanks
my 4th and 5th grade mind thought you were the hottest man alive with green hair- idk if that counts as a compliment??? but just-just count it
Do you notice the gray hair he has or is it me
@@joshc4946 I see it too
@@joshc4946 now he's DaddysepticEye
Jack taking manscaping to a whole new level!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“ I can trim it up, I can mow it down” definitely not the same thing 👍
Vote for jack to make a "mowing my garden in real life" video
like to vote (and most importantly for him to see this)
I vote for jackaboy
69th like/vote
As a guy who has heard the term "garden" used to refer to pubic hair before, this comment leads to some questionable content. XD
That'll be amazing
@@WolfyFancyLads lol
Jack: The sides of your plant are going to go gray.
Me: This is nice.
Jack: Then your going to turn to dust and DIE! GARDENS DONE.
Me: Whoah so inspirational
Xavier Martin the plants aren’t the only thing going grey look at the left side of jacks head ( his right ) personally I think it looks pretty cool
@@theheatedtoonz7191 you must be new
NvrStpGaming nah I been here since around 12k
@@theheatedtoonz7191 his hairs been like that for a minute. It just shows more because it's short
RIGHT KNOW I
The greatest quote ever
"Can I flood people's yards?? " -JSE
*I think theres So many Jacksepticye Underground*
Jack: **Plays This Game HOUSE FLIPPER**
Jack: ends happy wheels series
Me: depressed
Jack: starts uploading house flippers
Me: 🤤
Such simplicity... Such hilariousness...
Flowers are just nice smelling colorful weeds
Jacksepticeye- 2019
Lol I like nice smelling colored weeds
What for you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An ambulance, immediately.
please bring this back, it was such a satisfying and awesome series
Yeah so true
Jack: *early on* im not getting paid!!! I'm just doing this because I want to?!..
Jack: *later on* you don't have to pay me
Me: okay
Me: Watching video at 10pm while being drowzy
Jack: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!!
Me:I'm AWAKE! I'm AWAKE!!!
Atually same tho but 10.30!😂
me and its 6 am here :p
Lol
Getting ready to sleep at 00:00, I'm WIDE AWAKE!
This is the first series that got me hooked on your videos, I'm so glad to see you playing this again! I sincerely hope this becomes a series
you know jack has that positive mental attitude when he compares his old hair colour to grass
The gravel costs more than your income increases.
"guys I just found out that I'm JESUS" -Jack 2k19
Omg I read that 2 seconds before he said it in the video
@Madbull He was mowing the water
Funny joke!
I'm not being sarcastic or anything that's actually funny 😂
@Madbull Pfft- haha okay! Thanks and I agree
9:50 that poor plant
Jack gave it an existential crisis
Starts out the video by going through the front door, and leaving through the garage door, actively having opened every single door in the entire house. I like that. Chaotic
"large 2019 trimmer"
Sean: *I need me one of those HA HA JOKES*
Sean (later):*No one will know* epic chase music plays and a text saying "comment now!
*Jack Is Gardening*
Jack: My GOD IM SO GOOD AT THIS
Aldo Jack : Of course I am, Im Irish
*WE ARE GREAT FARMERS*
EmKeJ _Potatoes screaming in the distance, famine reigns supreme_
Does Jack have grey hair or is it just the light?
I actually kinda like it.
I think he changed his hair, I was confused at first.
It looks like it's either turning grey or it has a silvery shine. It looks good though.
2000:
"I'm gonna mow my lawn today!"
2019:
"I'm gonna mow my lawn in a video game today!"
13:04 "Cup the balls, stroke the shaft" - Jacksepticeye 2019
Oh, god
"You didn't MOW THE LAWN, HOW DARE YOU" that's what passionate Gardeners might be like, I don't know but that table flip made me laugh 😂
Anybody notice he didn't laugh when he walked into his home?😕
0:46 Jack havent played it in a long time, that forgot to laugh in the hallway (The name of the paint of the wall was Laughing Strawberry, also sorry for the 3 years later comment)
9:36 mommy why that guy whispering something to that bush?
Don't look at him.
Omg!!! Holly fuck!! Thx 4 like, jack!!
Due you are luky
@@justafan8950 yes i am!!!!!
отбитый тигр i wish that happen to me :/
@@justafan8950 i wish I told him that I'm writing a gigantic book about him with pictures that I also drew by myself!!
Sean: The hole is now dug!
Also Sean, master of dad jokes: Alright Dug, I'm gonna give you a nice massage.
Me, a fellow dad joke enthusiast: *cries tears of proud*
If I gave myself time to play proper games on my computer and not just mobile games on my phone, this game and the house flipper game would be right up my alley.
I've turned 30 and started using terms like "plant babies". I have plant babies now. It's great, there's no poop and they barely need anything from me apart from water and the occasional weeding. We're days away from winter but that's okay, I've got seedlings that are either annuals or will hopefully survive any frost we get over winter. This is life now.
Ron swanson: skim milk which is water that's lying about being milk.
Shaun:flowers are just beautiful, nice smelling weeds.
No one:
Jack: dOnt juDge my GLADIATOR hair you PeaSAnTs
Past jack: *walks inside and laughs* laughing strawberry
Now jack: *walks in* this is nice and plain
Jack I'm so glad you are playing house flipper again this is one of my favorite series of yours I absolutely love it. Keep up the great work!!
PLEASE make this a series, i miss the original house fliper but this is nice