After following InspiroBot's advice, I can honestly say that it's completely changed my life! Before InspiroBot, I never overdosed or kept constantly getting arrested! I'm being my best self!
Went to see what the hell InpiroBot was and got this little gem, "It is your fault if your Grandmother is fondled." ... True words of wisdom. I shall keep that in mind.
Some of my best quotes from inspirobot were: “Be senile. Fuck off” “Disease is how life says ” “Eat flowers. Stay savage.” “Our loneliness is only the beginning” “Try to find meaning in. Focus on. Ridicule. Ruin. Guide.” “When we can’t use public toilets, what is there left to use?” “One should only concentrate on yawning and witch burning.” “Becoming good at wasting time takes positivity” “Don’t chase your life, be led by your wants.” “Stop obeying. Start lying.” “Be yourself, you’re a chocolate pig.”
"All you need in order to destroy evil is your self." I wasn't posting that one as a joke, it was actually pretty great. EDIT: Also, "With desperate minds come desperate acts of stupidity." Which I feel explains most of the world's current problems.
Some wisdom I have gathered from the Holy InspiroBot: "Rule #5: poison your subordinates" "If you are the sexiest hunk in the airplane, you are underestimating the power of the airplane." "REFUSE TO COMPLY AND SEXUALLY FANTASIZE ABOUT YOURSELF" and "Do pushups constantly"
some of my favourites I've gotten ever since i began going on inspirobot ever since around september 2021: "KEEP BLEEDING" "Depression is advisable" "Give fear when you can" "You should be demonic" "With unfulfilled sacrifice comes unfulfilled slaughter" "You can not and must not allow bots to strangle your blood" "Seek mental help and work for it even if the world is telling you not to" "GET READY FOR DEMENTIA!" (with a smiling man and yellow upward stonks arrow in the background) "Dementia is fun" (strawberry) "Angst is the lovechild of self-hatred and wishful thinking." "Writing takes sacrifice"
This video completely turned my life around. Before, I could never manage to land a job. But ever since I started constantly running with my hips bent and fingers clasped during job interviews, the offers have been rolling in! Still not sure what to do with my ballsack, though.
Before I listened to InspiroBot's advice, I was spending years in jail. After I started listening to InspiroBot's advice, I'm spending my life in jail! Thanks for the big help, InspiroBot! (also 69th comment)
Some of my favorites "Do not operate on some random pedestrian. It's some random pedestrian, dammit." And "The Present. Your kidney can not be your kidney forever."
Call the police on individuals who like you Excuse me officer I think this person is stalking me Ahh for the last time Liam stop inviting me out if all you're gonna do is call the police
Some “Inspiring” Inspirobot Quotes: “Society can be like wearing chains. Scary.” “Humans are coming for you.” “Expect pride. Prepare for prison.” “Remaining best friends forever makes you go blind, unless you grow up.”
Just went to the site, expecting something about Cocaine quite frankly, yet got: "You are about to turn into a God" and I do not know how to feel about that.
After following InspiroBot's advice, I can honestly say that it's completely changed my life! Before InspiroBot, I never overdosed or kept constantly getting arrested! I'm being my best self!
Same here I spent years in jail before Inspirobot's advice. Insiprobot lessons are too notch and I am constantly winning in life
How distant were the days where I never overdosed or kept constantly getting arrested
Nah, being my true self means being absolutely the worst version of myself possible!
how did you hide your scrotum yet reveal your testicles? it did not go well for me i tell ya.
"Speak truthfully, or at least don't spread fake news"
Words to live by
This is actually profound
Right next to "bow your head and adjust your intestines when you're depressed"
Jordan Peterson 101
CNN left the conversation
The vast majority of media outlets left the conversation
Went to see what the hell InpiroBot was and got this little gem, "It is your fault if your Grandmother is fondled." ... True words of wisdom. I shall keep that in mind.
That would make an interesting t-shirt lmao
all i got was "youre timeless, almost as timeless as a badger"
errm,, thanks?
I guess?
Some of my best quotes from inspirobot were:
“Be senile. Fuck off”
“Disease is how life says ”
“Eat flowers. Stay savage.”
“Our loneliness is only the beginning”
“Try to find meaning in. Focus on. Ridicule. Ruin. Guide.”
“When we can’t use public toilets, what is there left to use?”
“One should only concentrate on yawning and witch burning.”
“Becoming good at wasting time takes positivity”
“Don’t chase your life, be led by your wants.”
“Stop obeying. Start lying.”
“Be yourself, you’re a chocolate pig.”
But I can't eat chocolate!!!
@@iwbmo Eat flowers then.
“Our loneliness is only the beginning” is actually pretty good
One of mine was “Do not fondle your boyfriend”
"All you need in order to destroy evil is your self."
I wasn't posting that one as a joke, it was actually pretty great.
EDIT: Also, "With desperate minds come desperate acts of stupidity." Which I feel explains most of the world's current problems.
I don't know why, but I think "call the police on individuals who like you" is my favorite.
Sensible advice, too, since they must have escaped from the loony bin.
Well you should if they like you a little too much
Same
That line was such a banger
didn't read the title and was EXTREMELY confused
I read it as “polish people” not “push people”
Some wisdom I have gathered from the Holy InspiroBot:
"Rule #5: poison your subordinates"
"If you are the sexiest hunk in the airplane, you are underestimating the power of the airplane."
"REFUSE TO COMPLY AND SEXUALLY FANTASIZE ABOUT YOURSELF"
and
"Do pushups constantly"
Hey man, how are those push-ups going?
i had one that literally was
Waste your future
with a sunset in the background
edit: got one that just said "YOU'RE UNABLE TO GET A JOB"
Inspirobot is not there to make you your better self. It's there to make you accept who you really are.
"The cult of Cthulu is not the solution to life on Mars"
- InspiroBot, 2021
Those are fighting words, bucko.
Did he try tho
Musk better listen up.
"dont hide your testicles" "hide your scrotum"- i dont like what this implies because it sounds painful
Instructions unclear, my whole house is covered in cocaine.
some of my favourites I've gotten ever since i began going on inspirobot ever since around september 2021:
"KEEP BLEEDING"
"Depression is advisable"
"Give fear when you can"
"You should be demonic"
"With unfulfilled sacrifice comes unfulfilled slaughter"
"You can not and must not allow bots to strangle your blood"
"Seek mental help and work for it even if the world is telling you not to"
"GET READY FOR DEMENTIA!" (with a smiling man and yellow upward stonks arrow in the background)
"Dementia is fun" (strawberry)
"Angst is the lovechild of self-hatred and wishful thinking."
"Writing takes sacrifice"
This video completely turned my life around. Before, I could never manage to land a job. But ever since I started constantly running with my hips bent and fingers clasped during job interviews, the offers have been rolling in!
Still not sure what to do with my ballsack, though.
The “don’t hide your testicles” one made me have a new outlook on life
But a little after that is “hide your scrotum” and this confuses me
@@secretspy2132 as seeing how the scrotum is on the outside I’m confused as well
@@secretspy2132 it brings a horrible image
@@andruloni Take them out. Flaunt them.
@@mistak9418 with pleasure
"Treat..."
Wise words indeed, wise words.
Treat
insipirobot is then cast into the darkness
"The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to being boiled alive" -i only wanted to try it and have some laugh but damn..
Before I listened to InspiroBot's advice, I was spending years in jail. After I started listening to InspiroBot's advice, I'm spending my life in jail!
Thanks for the big help, InspiroBot!
(also 69th comment)
mans got a gambiling addiction spending lives and years in prison for stuff
“Seek mental health and hit yourself in the head like mommy taught you” is the best quote I’ve ever gotten from inspirobot
My personal favorites were “imitate an insect if you want to do that” and “you’re pretty much as sexy as a bread bin”
Stand up with your hips bent. 👍👍👍
"Call the police on individuals who like you."
Hello, 911? There are people here with criminally bad taste, arrest them at once!
Some of my favorites "Do not operate on some random pedestrian. It's some random pedestrian, dammit." And "The Present. Your kidney can not be your kidney forever."
It took me until a minute and 11 seconds to realize they weren't talking about an actual star in space
What does it mean then?
Call the police on individuals who like you
Excuse me officer I think this person is stalking me
Ahh for the last time Liam stop inviting me out if all you're gonna do is call the police
Oh my god this was genuinely the hardest I’ve laughed in probably over 5 years. I’m actually sore.
This needs to be on a shirt
It said to take cocaine twice.
That's no mistake. It knows what it's talking about
"Report a gang member" broke me lmao
how the actual hell did it mess up this bad-
Nah it’s got all the main things straight, like taking cocaine and bending over constantly 😅
You have very accurately described my thought process
Some “Inspiring” Inspirobot Quotes:
“Society can be like wearing chains. Scary.”
“Humans are coming for you.”
“Expect pride. Prepare for prison.”
“Remaining best friends forever makes you go blind, unless you grow up.”
They say random doesn't equal funny, so explain why am I in literal tears of laughter rn?! 😂
Do I hide it or not?
yes
Just the sack. You need to take out the balls
My favourite quote I ever got from InspiroBot?
“Being full of shit won’t make you not responsible.”
Changed my life dude. 😔
“You need to drink water, take bathes, wear a hat, live in a single chamber, tell you’re of unsound mind, stay calm, stay calm.”
I need to see this dramatically acted out ala Niel Circiega
Never heard of this before. It told me "do not take part in crab salad take part in predators"
"Better a girl on the floor than three in the basement." -InspiroBot
All of this and you started with a push people
All I really need to know I learned from a random text generator..
"Tomorrow, existence will seem pointless.
So you might as well act normal and cut your hair and get a job"
an InspiroBot quote from just now
"When we die everything will be super cool. So it's okay to watch tv"
I choose “Compete against someone who has a meaningful life” as a motto
i just went to the end thinking the funny part would happen there turns out all of it was the funny part
i got highlighted pog
One of mine was just “criminals are bad” that’s it, another one was come fast eat bats
I got “politicians are just uneducated spies” “existence is a permanent walk of shame” and “life on earth is exactly like a slaughter house”
The Reese's add I got before this made more sense than this
Bot: "Don't hide your testicles."
Translation: _LET YOUR NUTS HANG KING_
Feels like a mix of a yoga session, a flight safety instruction and Andrew Tate
This comment section has taught me that an alarming number of people don't know that testicles and scrotum aren't the same thing.
It really like cocaine
This sounds like an instructional dance
"Thanks for a reproductive day at work"
- Inspiro bot 2022
like 2 of these are good
Larry was right.
This sounds like a fifth church cognito-hazard.
I got “There’s no ‘i’ in ‘spelling bee’”
"Could it be that sperm can become entertaining if we try to step outside that little box of ours ?"
Just went to the site, expecting something about Cocaine quite frankly, yet got: "You are about to turn into a God" and I do not know how to feel about that.
Don’t transform into an enemy of the state- 1984
robert pattinsons daily mantra
Wonders of the Stonersystem 2
Well I tried one of these
I tried inspirobot and got “make it so a president feels appreciated.” How?
treat what?
‘Brush your teeth everyday’ at least it got something right
So I'm supposed to show my testicles but hide my stoctrum? Welll I need surgery then
Guys, when AI takes over the world, we're all screwed.
Yup, I was the 1000th like
Treat-
Did i take too much cocaine or the bot
I'll be honest, first time I saw this, I didn't know it was from a bot, and I thought it was just a long shitpost by some Tumblr user.
Found my New Years resolution
Treat
Tried that one and got:
Porn addiction is the most logical outcome of democracy 🤔
The fuck did I just watch???
trea-
Government propaganda:
So like some of these are really good advice (none of them were inspiring this is not how you get inspired)
seriously whagt the fuck is ths