Push People - InspiroBot Wisdom

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @JeaneyCollects
    @JeaneyCollects  3 года назад +710

    After following InspiroBot's advice, I can honestly say that it's completely changed my life! Before InspiroBot, I never overdosed or kept constantly getting arrested! I'm being my best self!

    • @otaku_kun7695
      @otaku_kun7695 3 года назад +8

      Same here I spent years in jail before Inspirobot's advice. Insiprobot lessons are too notch and I am constantly winning in life

    • @roysmith146
      @roysmith146 2 года назад +8

      How distant were the days where I never overdosed or kept constantly getting arrested

    • @julianefaria7508
      @julianefaria7508 Год назад

      Nah, being my true self means being absolutely the worst version of myself possible!

    • @ProffessorYellow
      @ProffessorYellow Год назад

      how did you hide your scrotum yet reveal your testicles? it did not go well for me i tell ya.

  • @Quickstein
    @Quickstein 3 года назад +748

    "Speak truthfully, or at least don't spread fake news"
    Words to live by

    • @mokutomedia1253
      @mokutomedia1253 3 года назад +12

      This is actually profound

    • @jonapple2325
      @jonapple2325 2 года назад +19

      Right next to "bow your head and adjust your intestines when you're depressed"

    • @Nodsaibot
      @Nodsaibot 2 года назад +5

      Jordan Peterson 101

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot Год назад +1

      CNN left the conversation

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Год назад

      The vast majority of media outlets left the conversation

  • @sarahholman6878
    @sarahholman6878 3 года назад +355

    Went to see what the hell InpiroBot was and got this little gem, "It is your fault if your Grandmother is fondled." ... True words of wisdom. I shall keep that in mind.

    • @gabedarrett1301
      @gabedarrett1301 3 года назад +4

      That would make an interesting t-shirt lmao

    • @Bovrinox
      @Bovrinox 2 года назад +3

      all i got was "youre timeless, almost as timeless as a badger"
      errm,, thanks?
      I guess?

  • @Exyllis
    @Exyllis 2 года назад +420

    Some of my best quotes from inspirobot were:
    “Be senile. Fuck off”
    “Disease is how life says ”
    “Eat flowers. Stay savage.”
    “Our loneliness is only the beginning”
    “Try to find meaning in. Focus on. Ridicule. Ruin. Guide.”
    “When we can’t use public toilets, what is there left to use?”
    “One should only concentrate on yawning and witch burning.”
    “Becoming good at wasting time takes positivity”
    “Don’t chase your life, be led by your wants.”
    “Stop obeying. Start lying.”
    “Be yourself, you’re a chocolate pig.”

    • @iwbmo
      @iwbmo 2 года назад +20

      But I can't eat chocolate!!!

    • @Exyllis
      @Exyllis 2 года назад +32

      @@iwbmo Eat flowers then.

    • @lukasmuller1274
      @lukasmuller1274 2 года назад +22

      “Our loneliness is only the beginning” is actually pretty good

    • @mandalorianwiththemandarin4339
      @mandalorianwiththemandarin4339 2 года назад +7

      One of mine was “Do not fondle your boyfriend”

    • @Argonwolfproject
      @Argonwolfproject 2 года назад +13

      "All you need in order to destroy evil is your self."
      I wasn't posting that one as a joke, it was actually pretty great.
      EDIT: Also, "With desperate minds come desperate acts of stupidity." Which I feel explains most of the world's current problems.

  • @Petrichor_Pyroclast
    @Petrichor_Pyroclast 2 года назад +174

    I don't know why, but I think "call the police on individuals who like you" is my favorite.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 года назад +20

      Sensible advice, too, since they must have escaped from the loony bin.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 года назад +3

      Well you should if they like you a little too much

    • @Nyartatouille
      @Nyartatouille Год назад +1

      Same

    • @Maker0824
      @Maker0824 Год назад

      That line was such a banger

  • @sevengnomesinatrenchcoat
    @sevengnomesinatrenchcoat 3 года назад +153

    didn't read the title and was EXTREMELY confused

    • @SorielHDTBers
      @SorielHDTBers Год назад

      I read it as “polish people” not “push people”

  • @Conklin03
    @Conklin03 3 года назад +175

    Some wisdom I have gathered from the Holy InspiroBot:
    "Rule #5: poison your subordinates"
    "If you are the sexiest hunk in the airplane, you are underestimating the power of the airplane."
    "REFUSE TO COMPLY AND SEXUALLY FANTASIZE ABOUT YOURSELF"
    and
    "Do pushups constantly"

    • @noahclaycameron
      @noahclaycameron 2 года назад +11

      Hey man, how are those push-ups going?

  • @abandonedaccount123
    @abandonedaccount123 3 года назад +141

    i had one that literally was
    Waste your future
    with a sunset in the background
    edit: got one that just said "YOU'RE UNABLE TO GET A JOB"

    • @igorino1767
      @igorino1767 2 года назад +7

      Inspirobot is not there to make you your better self. It's there to make you accept who you really are.

  • @tandvard9088
    @tandvard9088 3 года назад +179

    "The cult of Cthulu is not the solution to life on Mars"
    - InspiroBot, 2021

  • @christopherreoch9627
    @christopherreoch9627 3 года назад +20

    "dont hide your testicles" "hide your scrotum"- i dont like what this implies because it sounds painful

  • @mr.mystery6429
    @mr.mystery6429 3 года назад +30

    Instructions unclear, my whole house is covered in cocaine.

  • @lucinyya932
    @lucinyya932 2 года назад +18

    some of my favourites I've gotten ever since i began going on inspirobot ever since around september 2021:
    "KEEP BLEEDING"
    "Depression is advisable"
    "Give fear when you can"
    "You should be demonic"
    "With unfulfilled sacrifice comes unfulfilled slaughter"
    "You can not and must not allow bots to strangle your blood"
    "Seek mental help and work for it even if the world is telling you not to"
    "GET READY FOR DEMENTIA!" (with a smiling man and yellow upward stonks arrow in the background)
    "Dementia is fun" (strawberry)
    "Angst is the lovechild of self-hatred and wishful thinking."
    "Writing takes sacrifice"

  • @dman6093
    @dman6093 3 года назад +24

    This video completely turned my life around. Before, I could never manage to land a job. But ever since I started constantly running with my hips bent and fingers clasped during job interviews, the offers have been rolling in!
    Still not sure what to do with my ballsack, though.

  • @LEMMING202
    @LEMMING202 3 года назад +133

    The “don’t hide your testicles” one made me have a new outlook on life

    • @secretspy2132
      @secretspy2132 3 года назад +59

      But a little after that is “hide your scrotum” and this confuses me

    • @LEMMING202
      @LEMMING202 2 года назад +7

      @@secretspy2132 as seeing how the scrotum is on the outside I’m confused as well

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni 2 года назад +24

      @@secretspy2132 it brings a horrible image

    • @mistak9418
      @mistak9418 2 года назад +18

      @@andruloni Take them out. Flaunt them.

    • @LEMMING202
      @LEMMING202 2 года назад +7

      @@mistak9418 with pleasure

  • @LumaSloth
    @LumaSloth 3 года назад +27

    "Treat..."
    Wise words indeed, wise words.

  • @henry1227
    @henry1227 3 года назад +33

    Treat
    insipirobot is then cast into the darkness

  • @Goddess-of-Beer
    @Goddess-of-Beer 2 года назад +14

    "The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to being boiled alive" -i only wanted to try it and have some laugh but damn..

  • @Willio20000
    @Willio20000 2 года назад +57

    Before I listened to InspiroBot's advice, I was spending years in jail. After I started listening to InspiroBot's advice, I'm spending my life in jail!
    Thanks for the big help, InspiroBot!
    (also 69th comment)

    • @stoneplayzminecraft
      @stoneplayzminecraft 2 года назад

      mans got a gambiling addiction spending lives and years in prison for stuff

  • @denot769
    @denot769 2 года назад +14

    “Seek mental health and hit yourself in the head like mommy taught you” is the best quote I’ve ever gotten from inspirobot

    • @SnailSnail622
      @SnailSnail622 Год назад +3

      My personal favorites were “imitate an insect if you want to do that” and “you’re pretty much as sexy as a bread bin”

  • @superkc2557
    @superkc2557 3 года назад +33

    Stand up with your hips bent. 👍👍👍

  • @Marqan
    @Marqan Год назад +3

    "Call the police on individuals who like you."
    Hello, 911? There are people here with criminally bad taste, arrest them at once!

  • @aikotitilai3820
    @aikotitilai3820 Год назад +4

    Some of my favorites "Do not operate on some random pedestrian. It's some random pedestrian, dammit." And "The Present. Your kidney can not be your kidney forever."

  • @paydankgang7772
    @paydankgang7772 3 года назад +9

    It took me until a minute and 11 seconds to realize they weren't talking about an actual star in space

  • @liamroberts5375
    @liamroberts5375 3 года назад +43

    Call the police on individuals who like you
    Excuse me officer I think this person is stalking me
    Ahh for the last time Liam stop inviting me out if all you're gonna do is call the police

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer8483 2 года назад +9

    Oh my god this was genuinely the hardest I’ve laughed in probably over 5 years. I’m actually sore.

  • @frighteningspoon
    @frighteningspoon 3 года назад +20

    This needs to be on a shirt

  • @synthetichumangaming4634
    @synthetichumangaming4634 2 года назад +6

    It said to take cocaine twice.

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 Год назад

      That's no mistake. It knows what it's talking about

  • @poibe6776
    @poibe6776 2 года назад +3

    "Report a gang member" broke me lmao

  • @BusterLeftovers
    @BusterLeftovers 3 года назад +6

    how the actual hell did it mess up this bad-

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML 3 года назад +2

      Nah it’s got all the main things straight, like taking cocaine and bending over constantly 😅

  • @poptato6426
    @poptato6426 2 года назад +4

    You have very accurately described my thought process

  • @MySnugglePuppy
    @MySnugglePuppy Год назад +1

    Some “Inspiring” Inspirobot Quotes:
    “Society can be like wearing chains. Scary.”
    “Humans are coming for you.”
    “Expect pride. Prepare for prison.”
    “Remaining best friends forever makes you go blind, unless you grow up.”

  • @maniraptavia4008
    @maniraptavia4008 3 года назад +24

    They say random doesn't equal funny, so explain why am I in literal tears of laughter rn?! 😂

  • @DelTheGamer
    @DelTheGamer 3 года назад +12

    Do I hide it or not?

  • @Narble_is_unavailable
    @Narble_is_unavailable Год назад +2

    My favourite quote I ever got from InspiroBot?
    “Being full of shit won’t make you not responsible.”
    Changed my life dude. 😔

  • @sashagornostay2188
    @sashagornostay2188 Год назад +2

    “You need to drink water, take bathes, wear a hat, live in a single chamber, tell you’re of unsound mind, stay calm, stay calm.”

    • @poltive
      @poltive 2 месяца назад

      I need to see this dramatically acted out ala Niel Circiega

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Год назад +1

    Never heard of this before. It told me "do not take part in crab salad take part in predators"

  • @MTExactly
    @MTExactly 2 года назад +3

    "Better a girl on the floor than three in the basement." -InspiroBot

  • @calidriuscallahan8726
    @calidriuscallahan8726 3 года назад +10

    All of this and you started with a push people

  • @tobybartels8426
    @tobybartels8426 3 года назад +6

    All I really need to know I learned from a random text generator..

  • @kabirvariava4031
    @kabirvariava4031 2 года назад +4

    "Tomorrow, existence will seem pointless.
    So you might as well act normal and cut your hair and get a job"
    an InspiroBot quote from just now

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Год назад +1

    "When we die everything will be super cool. So it's okay to watch tv"

  • @sashagornostay2188
    @sashagornostay2188 Год назад +1

    I choose “Compete against someone who has a meaningful life” as a motto

  • @icelandicgamer9323
    @icelandicgamer9323 3 года назад +3

    i just went to the end thinking the funny part would happen there turns out all of it was the funny part

  • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
    @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 2 месяца назад +1

    One of mine was just “criminals are bad” that’s it, another one was come fast eat bats

    • @craftergamer9058
      @craftergamer9058 21 день назад

      I got “politicians are just uneducated spies” “existence is a permanent walk of shame” and “life on earth is exactly like a slaughter house”

  • @louieishehe3419
    @louieishehe3419 3 года назад +2

    The Reese's add I got before this made more sense than this

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 Год назад

    Bot: "Don't hide your testicles."
    Translation: _LET YOUR NUTS HANG KING_

  • @Giraffleger
    @Giraffleger 7 месяцев назад +1

    Feels like a mix of a yoga session, a flight safety instruction and Andrew Tate

  • @noone3216
    @noone3216 Год назад

    This comment section has taught me that an alarming number of people don't know that testicles and scrotum aren't the same thing.

  • @TheClintonio
    @TheClintonio 2 года назад +4

    It really like cocaine

  • @taylorl.3280
    @taylorl.3280 Год назад

    This sounds like an instructional dance

  • @genericgoogleaccount8907
    @genericgoogleaccount8907 Год назад +2

    "Thanks for a reproductive day at work"
    - Inspiro bot 2022

  • @demonchromee9217
    @demonchromee9217 3 года назад +1

    like 2 of these are good

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle 3 года назад +3

    Larry was right.

  • @riojanum
    @riojanum 2 года назад

    This sounds like a fifth church cognito-hazard.

  • @jbproductions9
    @jbproductions9 Год назад

    I got “There’s no ‘i’ in ‘spelling bee’”

  • @aikotitilai3820
    @aikotitilai3820 Год назад

    "Could it be that sperm can become entertaining if we try to step outside that little box of ours ?"

  • @exp2745
    @exp2745 2 года назад

    Just went to the site, expecting something about Cocaine quite frankly, yet got: "You are about to turn into a God" and I do not know how to feel about that.

  • @realah3001
    @realah3001 Год назад

    Don’t transform into an enemy of the state- 1984

  • @jinyu006
    @jinyu006 Год назад

    robert pattinsons daily mantra

  • @Char10tti3
    @Char10tti3 2 года назад

    Wonders of the Stonersystem 2

  • @deathvideogame
    @deathvideogame 2 года назад +1

    Well I tried one of these

  • @dove-august
    @dove-august 2 года назад

    I tried inspirobot and got “make it so a president feels appreciated.” How?

  • @dontspikemydrink9382
    @dontspikemydrink9382 2 года назад +1

    treat what?

  • @rowentaylor9784
    @rowentaylor9784 2 года назад +1

    ‘Brush your teeth everyday’ at least it got something right

  • @King_Ben_IV
    @King_Ben_IV Год назад

    So I'm supposed to show my testicles but hide my stoctrum? Welll I need surgery then

  • @Brievel
    @Brievel 3 года назад +4

    Guys, when AI takes over the world, we're all screwed.

  • @bagelbandlt6526
    @bagelbandlt6526 2 года назад

    Yup, I was the 1000th like

  • @irise30
    @irise30 2 года назад +1

    Treat-

  • @notfunny345
    @notfunny345 Год назад

    Did i take too much cocaine or the bot

  • @0_dearghealach_083
    @0_dearghealach_083 Год назад

    I'll be honest, first time I saw this, I didn't know it was from a bot, and I thought it was just a long shitpost by some Tumblr user.

  • @creeperjo7
    @creeperjo7 2 года назад

    Found my New Years resolution

  • @astrofox2409
    @astrofox2409 3 года назад +1

    Treat

  • @solim4161
    @solim4161 2 года назад +2

    Tried that one and got:
    Porn addiction is the most logical outcome of democracy 🤔

  • @echoinginfinity2074
    @echoinginfinity2074 3 года назад +1

    The fuck did I just watch???

  • @ciana6250
    @ciana6250 2 года назад

    trea-

  • @thediamondkittygamingmore6614
    @thediamondkittygamingmore6614 2 года назад +1

    Government propaganda:

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Год назад

    So like some of these are really good advice (none of them were inspiring this is not how you get inspired)

  • @allahgaming7149
    @allahgaming7149 3 года назад

    seriously whagt the fuck is ths