Inspirobot is probably the best thing ever xD When i played with it l got some really good and very strange ones. And then after a few minutes Inspirobot started questioning its existence and wonder what/who it was. And then just got generally creepier until I closed it. I am very tempted to open him up again and save some more good phrases from it. This video pretty much shows exactly what kind of fun you can have with it.
+Matt VanHaven it's more amusing than cleverbot :P "Wish, be proud and drink cider" "Don't obey santa, just become one with the poor" "Before dinner, come the christmas eve sweaters" Most eerie thing about clever bot, wait until about 'the hour of the beast' (which is generally believed to be 12 PM - 2 AM) and ask it about Ben Drowned...eventually you get some legitimately creepy answers! Me: Why did you do that to poor ben?!! CB: He was green with Envy haha Me: ._________.
***** ugh my christmas was NOT fun, and won't be fun for a while, without going too into the detailed NG tube, wrong kind of red and green, hospital, blockage from old colon removal op XP I won't get to play the awesome that is pokken tournament until after I get out X_X same with FF7 HD remake I'm praying that the contrast for whatever test they're running today will clear it out X_X As for CB being creepy, it's not that creepy at random, but there are a large number of CB chats in that story, and documented (you can find the full pasta on the website, it's actually VERY good) so when something supposedly random gives a not random reaction....to something involving ghosts....yeah....
+TheGamingTurret Well i wish you luck with everything going on. Sounds like you'll be having fun til it's over. And hey, the wait to play each game will truly be worth it
***** yeah it's not terrible just miserable. They're giving me meds for nasia and it's helping, I'm glad my online buds (even on two forums at fanfiction . net) are so supportive. It's looking like I won't need surgery and we're trying to figure out what to do in the long run to manage it XP
I've just tried this out, and one of the things that I got were, "You cannot live forever without to fail." I'm not sure if it was just bad grammar on the robot's part, or if it really is written that way.
Josh... There is something I need to tell you... The link to Cody's channel in your description is just a link to RUclips... IS THIS A MISTAKE OR IS IT THE ROBOTS DECEIVING YOU JOSH?!
I used this when you first tweeted about it and got "A good book is just like a public toilet...weird." But my absolute favorite one that I got is one with the unicorn over the lake that says "Being aware that you are humiliated makes you dead."
"A happy marriage is nothing." "After friends comes the bastards." "All you need to get married is Santa Claus and a *Christmas ham.* "Prepare to turn your back on chestnuts." "Don't give up, just question a gnome's agenda." "Put up more decorations, avoid fatty foods and ruin Christmas." "Admire greed." "Don't vaporize old Saint Nick." Truly inspiring words (I can't make that last one up holy shit).
+telekiller7 ok, gotta share this one too "If you are not concerned about brainwashing you are probably not a scientist." and this, ok I'm done XD "Space Alien" is just another word for "prostitute"
"Only when you laugh at the hidden dimension of elephants, will you truly experience the unexpected." Well I am laughing, and I didn't expect to have so much fun with this website.... So I guess it's true?
Holy shit! 87 views, 9 likes (now 10 because of me), 0 dislikes and only 144p, 240p, and 360p quality to choose from! *checks JoshJepson off list of channels to watch a video early* Anyways omg this shit was hilarious! XD
JOSH HELP, how do you add the blur and tint to your videos at the outro?I can figure out how to blur a video but not how to transition into the blur like you have at the outro. I've searched everywhere and I just can't figure it out... Any help would be SO appreciated. Great video by the way, I love your work.
"Buy your life" "With touchy diseases come touchy geniuses" "Biology is horrible" "Try to be someone else as if you were a stranger" "Life itself can be a disgusting race to madness" "Don't eat meat. Sacrifice everything you have." "If you are not profiting from electricity you are obviously being spectacular"
''Generous people are without value.'' ''Are wishes upon a star the evil twins of old ideas.'' ''The most obvious difference between a turkey and a picture, is that picture is not your friend.'' mmkay ''We wish you a scary Christmas.'' ''Finding a solution can't always be without mercy.'' ''Life is often like a prison. Just close your eyes and get it over with'' oh god ''DRUG NOTHING'' and there is a picture of to silhouettes kissing ''Don't manipulate transformations''
+FinlanderSane ''The fools who envy kings are also fools who do not know how to envy imprisonment.'' ''Society wants you to act like a girl.'' holy shit. that's pretty accurate ''Life can be as pretty as a bitch in the morning.'' ya hear that inspiroBot thinks your dog is pretty ''Avoid something bigger, and only then you can embrace death.''
OK IS IT JUST ME BUT WHEN YOU. USE INSPIROBOT TO MUCH THE CUTE LITTLE SAYING IN BETWEEN THE GENERATON OF THE FUNNY QUOTED GET DARKER IVE BEEN GETTING WITH INSPIROBOT WHO NEEDS FRIENDS AND HELP ME
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The robot started freaking out and scared the shit out of me.
Also: whenever you're in hell, remember to destroy your inner child.
The bot says Water is not real then Josh proceeds to take a drink of water lol
+Cameron Lands (cl252718) Josh isn't real either
+CodyDaviesTV Then how does he keep defeating Tyler in VS?
There's something you should know about Tyler too
CodyDaviesTV Is he not real either? That would explain a lot.
He's part of Josh's imagination
Inspirobot is probably the best thing ever xD When i played with it l got some really good and very strange ones. And then after a few minutes Inspirobot started questioning its existence and wonder what/who it was. And then just got generally creepier until I closed it. I am very tempted to open him up again and save some more good phrases from it. This video pretty much shows exactly what kind of fun you can have with it.
+Matt VanHaven it's more amusing than cleverbot :P
"Wish, be proud and drink cider"
"Don't obey santa, just become one with the poor"
"Before dinner, come the christmas eve sweaters"
Most eerie thing about clever bot, wait until about 'the hour of the beast' (which is generally believed to be 12 PM - 2 AM) and ask it about Ben Drowned...eventually you get some legitimately creepy answers!
Me: Why did you do that to poor ben?!!
CB: He was green with Envy haha
Me: ._________.
TheGamingTurret Cleverbot is just very random :P I dont think it even means to be creepy.
***** ugh my christmas was NOT fun, and won't be fun for a while, without going too into the detailed NG tube, wrong kind of red and green, hospital, blockage from old colon removal op XP I won't get to play the awesome that is pokken tournament until after I get out X_X same with FF7 HD remake I'm praying that the contrast for whatever test they're running today will clear it out X_X
As for CB being creepy, it's not that creepy at random, but there are a large number of CB chats in that story, and documented (you can find the full pasta on the website, it's actually VERY good) so when something supposedly random gives a not random reaction....to something involving ghosts....yeah....
+TheGamingTurret Well i wish you luck with everything going on. Sounds like you'll be having fun til it's over. And hey, the wait to play each game will truly be worth it
***** yeah it's not terrible just miserable. They're giving me meds for nasia and it's helping, I'm glad my online buds (even on two forums at fanfiction . net) are so supportive. It's looking like I won't need surgery and we're trying to figure out what to do in the long run to manage it XP
The best one I got was "Be a jerk about commercialism."
Mooples The best one I got was " Cats are retarted"
A++ would record again
Please do. Please.
My first try at inspirobot: amputate your legs.
"Sever your leg, sir, please sever your leg"
I've just tried this out, and one of the things that I got were, "You cannot live forever without to fail." I'm not sure if it was just bad grammar on the robot's part, or if it really is written that way.
Josh... There is something I need to tell you...
The link to Cody's channel in your description is just a link to RUclips... IS THIS A MISTAKE OR IS IT THE ROBOTS DECEIVING YOU JOSH?!
I used this when you first tweeted about it and got "A good book is just like a public toilet...weird."
But my absolute favorite one that I got is one with the unicorn over the lake that says "Being aware that you are humiliated makes you dead."
Right, we need more of this...now!!!!
My best ones: "After the fellatio, comes the thought"
"Jump, and only then shall you invade a country"
" can also mean
One of the quotes I got was, "Whenever you're wishing for something expensive,remember to enjoy the holiday. This is oddly true
"A happy marriage is nothing."
"After friends comes the bastards."
"All you need to get married is Santa Claus and a *Christmas ham.*
"Prepare to turn your back on chestnuts."
"Don't give up, just question a gnome's agenda."
"Put up more decorations, avoid fatty foods and ruin Christmas."
"Admire greed."
"Don't vaporize old Saint Nick."
Truly inspiring words (I can't make that last one up holy shit).
"We cannot talk about showers, we can only talk about birth."
+Knux576 :the sun can be as beautiful as a princess in denial of death!"
+Knux576 My personal favorite:
"Destroy A Turkey."
In my opinion, 50% of Inspirobot's quotes are so good they're amazing, and the other 50% are so bad they're amazing.
I think I got the same unicorn picture, but good god the quote that came with it...
"Hello" is another way of saying "let's get a divorce"
+telekiller7 ok, gotta share this one too
"If you are not concerned about brainwashing you are probably not a scientist."
and this, ok I'm done XD
"Space Alien" is just another word for "prostitute"
"May you have a good vacation and a broke new year."
"Only when you laugh at the hidden dimension of elephants, will you truly experience the unexpected."
Well I am laughing, and I didn't expect to have so much fun with this website....
So I guess it's true?
I see your wedding ring, cool! I like noticing things like that!
its funny they he said water does not exist then proceeds to take a sip of water. XD
I have 200+ quotes in my phone gallery from Inspirobot.
do IIIIII see a typo in the outro "The LAdy's Lair" HMMMM josh HMMMM!?!?!?!
"Face your fears. Don't just eat pudding"
Random inspirobot question that has me thinking critically: What would happen if artists one day began to be evil?
I feel inspired?????? I don't know. And here I was, looking forward to having a robot as a companion. Now I'm terrified. THANKS JOSH AND CODY! XD
+Lunastar235 You're welcome
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make a panic room to hide in from the robots. Anyone wanna join?
1:38 "Water… is not real." /takes a drink of water/
+Aba Oblongata nothing is real
You know what's better than expensive cars?
Knowledge
Always forget the dark side of seasonal greetings.
Well now I know what to do when I'm bored.
I got told 'don't trust your neighbours karma. Just,jump.'
I... wow. I need to see more Cody Davies on this channel. This was silly and great.
I was laughing more than i should have
We need
" do not ever give up. I belive in you "
"Question Power" sounds like something on a t-shirt worn by someone in Hyrule. #ganondork
+Aba Oblongata question power, not courage
it told me "WE HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE NEIGHBORS LOSE SLEEP"
Holy shit! 87 views, 9 likes (now 10 because of me), 0 dislikes and only 144p, 240p, and 360p quality to choose from! *checks JoshJepson off list of channels to watch a video early*
Anyways omg this shit was hilarious! XD
"CANCER
CREATIVE DRAMATIC CANT KEEP HER LEGS TOGETHER"
All you need to reach the end of a rainbow is a gun and a second life
life is like a unfinished book. it's up to you to write the ending.
JOSH HELP, how do you add the blur and tint to your videos at the outro?I can figure out how to blur a video but not how to transition into the blur like you have at the outro. I've searched everywhere and I just can't figure it out... Any help would be SO appreciated.
Great video by the way, I love your work.
"A spliff a day, keeps the riot squad away." *-inspirobot*
BTW spliff means something like weed apparently.
Huh... I've only gotten quotes that make no sense, and rarely ones that actually relate to society. I want your funny ones, Josh and Cody!
Wait, this things been Aron's since late 2015? Why did I just hear about it on Tumblr today?!
"Celebrate Christmas Eve, kill a turkey and end up on the street."
"Christmas puddings are controlling the media."
This website is amazing.
what would happen if you found a way to see everything from the outside?
"Buy your life"
"With touchy diseases come touchy geniuses"
"Biology is horrible"
"Try to be someone else as if you were a stranger"
"Life itself can be a disgusting race to madness"
"Don't eat meat. Sacrifice everything you have."
"If you are not profiting from electricity you are obviously being spectacular"
well i was watching this video i was on website too and i got one
IT WAS "GET SHAT ON"
Link is wrong. I thought it almost gave me malware! :P
Ethan Sachs He must of edited the description then. Cause the link was NOT what I clicked yesterday.
Always question the life of fudge
"Have yourself a merry little out-of-body experience and a happy new gender."
quotes can only be inspiring if you feel like they are! :D
When u go to deep in the rabbit hole ^^
The link isn't working bro
I got one that said. Rule 8: manipulate a loser.
The mafia is not the answer to the food chain.
Hey Josh, do you plan on let's playing Undertale?? I know this is off-topic but, i had the thought on my mind.
Josh is it OK if I add you on Wii U?
Oh my god all you need to get addicted to heroin is a father XD.
"You have always been a girl" *with a picture of a riped boxer looking sad*
Wow, you guys are fast.
i loled at this XD
''Generous people are without value.''
''Are wishes upon a star the evil twins of old ideas.''
''The most obvious difference between a turkey and a picture, is that picture is not your friend.'' mmkay
''We wish you a scary Christmas.''
''Finding a solution can't always be without mercy.''
''Life is often like a prison. Just close your eyes and get it over with'' oh god
''DRUG NOTHING'' and there is a picture of to silhouettes kissing
''Don't manipulate transformations''
+FinlanderSane ''The fools who envy kings are also fools who do not know how to envy imprisonment.''
''Society wants you to act like a girl.'' holy shit. that's pretty accurate
''Life can be as pretty as a bitch in the morning.'' ya hear that inspiroBot thinks your dog is pretty
''Avoid something bigger, and only then you can embrace death.''
+FinlanderSane Scary Christmas to you too
I tried it once and... "try to touch yourself." what. the. fuck.
wear a silly hat when pulled over by the police.
Skynet is coming!!!!!!!!!!!
#CodyClan
+Silver StarStream #CodyClan
Inspirobot is not controlled by insectoids.
Are most of these quotes made by Jaden Smith, the philosophical guru of this generation?
-rolls his eyes and talks sarcastically-
Are these quotes generated by GLaDos or something?
what if young people would control strangers?
well then...
OK IS IT JUST ME BUT WHEN YOU. USE INSPIROBOT TO MUCH THE CUTE LITTLE SAYING IN BETWEEN THE GENERATON OF THE FUNNY QUOTED GET DARKER IVE BEEN GETTING WITH INSPIROBOT WHO NEEDS FRIENDS AND HELP ME
another one
My profile picture is an inspyrobot pic
Heallo
84th
Dangerous to our ears.... Especially with his impersonation accents.
+Biddyjr/Billyballistic yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
First!