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- "And then he realized how many carpeted kitchen jokes he was going to get. And he screamed in existential terror." - Ara Charsley
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"And then he realized how many carpeted kitchen jokes he was going to get. And he screamed in existential terror." - Ara Charsley
Carpeted Kitchen=yes
OH GOD NOOO
Carpeted kitchen
Carpeted kitchen
CARPETED KITCHEN
I wear carpet
carpeted balcony
okay but that "Carpeted public bathroom" one isn't a horror story it's a fucking war crime
Yes, in fact it is forbidden in prison camps by the the 1949 Geneva Convention, Art. 3, Section 1.a.
@@ictogon oop
@@asdfghj4808 And he OOP
banned weapons too brutal for war.
All this man speaks of is truth
“The saturated bathroom carpet made funny sloshing sounds”
Worst one ever
You forgot about the socks.
I would argue the carpeted public restroom one is worse.
@@kattriella1331 that one is extremely disturbing, but the socks sloshing as you traverse a soggy damp bathroom one thoroughly hits all of your senses so you truly feel how disturbing it is xD
I think we can all agree that "The saturated carpet in the public bathroom made funny sloshing sounds as I jumped around in my socks" is the true enemy here.
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I love how the first person was actually trying to be scary, and the rest is just "carpets in places they shouldn't be" and "vanilla extract".
It's not just the vanilla extract... It's how much they're using... 3 cups of vanilla is enough to kill your taste buds 😂 you normally use teaspoons for vanilla.
i don't think the first person was trying to be scary lmao
@@DestiniHight lmao I only just now got the joke
carpeted vanilla extract🤤🤤
@@DanCanTry a carpeted kitchens carpet covered in vanilla extract
1:50 how can the house be flooding? There’s so many carpets to absorb the fluids
_slosh slosh_
Scariest part is it's not just water...
ever hear of an exceeding limit?
thank you for this absolutely sopping comment.
Imagine the smell of a fully carpeted house that got flooded
The way he says “carpeted” is way too satisfying.
I also like floor and kitchen
cärpeted kìtchen
No its haunting
Kah petted
@@unibunnii5520 kah p'ted
Carpeted vanilla extract
Carpets on the C carrrrrrrrrr extrararararararaaarararar"tctctct
PFFFFFT-
2 cups of bath water
Carpeted vanilla extract
Yes, *YES!*
The hive mind has spoken its wisdom
“We are basic”- hive mind
Carpeted convergence
*Carpeted kitchen*
Carpeted Kitchen
Carpeted hive mind
There's just something about the second answer immediately being "Carpeted Kitchen" that hits me like a sack of bricks every time
Like you expect it to devolve but it's so bad right from the get-go
did anyone even notice “carpeted *bathroon*”?
0:50
I tell myself “carpeted x” isn’t funny but the minute someone puts the slightest spin on it I burst out laughing
Carpeted x but y
I went to a dental office that had carpeted operating rooms. Where you drill in people’s mouths and gums and have them spit in the sink. That was carpeted. I never went back.
@@Blace1018 oh dear, i actually laughed at this comment
carpeted comment
carpeted reply
carpeted fish
@@FiSH-iSH Jokes on you, 'carpet fish/sharks' is the common name for an Order of sharks that look like carpets.
“Carpeted public restroom” jesus christ that is terrifying, how has the thought never crossed my mind? WHY HAS IT CROSSED MY MIND
Let me make this worse
Cleaning the carpet of a carpeted public bathroom by hand
@@fernandarubilar4596
Janitor: “Not only did you make this into a *carpeted* public restroom, but you’re asking me to clean the carpet... with my HANDS?!!!”
Boss: “Yes, because we hate you”
did you smell it, in your brain?
Mold covered carpeted public restroom with a carpeted toilet filled with carpeted sh!t
@@YllidTheLoonyDog now now, we are talking about normal horror, that's lovecraftian horror
Everybody gangsta until your friend has a carpeted sink
Yum
@@arianvixal7143 I agree. Humans taste lovely
@@arianvixal7143 sloshing noises
When I was growing up in the earlier 2000’s my family lived in a 1980’s double wide trailer house and it had carpeted bathrooms, except around the toilet, and it was as dreadful. The floor was falling apart from under our feet whenever we had to use the restroom, especially for showers, because the water would destroy the poorly made particle boards underneath the brown shaggy carpet. So glad we moved into a nicer house without carpeted bathrooms.
Carpeted faucet
i didn't realize what was wrong with the phrase "two cups vanilla extract" until now.
two *cups* vanilla extract.
"this is a bucket of vanilla extract"
"Dear god"
"There's more"
"No..."
Carpeted bucket.
Carpet doesn't sound like a word anymore and I fear the kitchen and bathroom now, awesome video!
carpet
Carpeted kitchen
semantic satiation is the name for this phenomenon
Check your shower
carpeted kicthes
"The bathroom was covered floor to ceiling in some kind of vaguely green carpet"
Ok so that means the ENTIRE bathroom is carpet. I hate this.
It's also SHAGGY
@@maskedharlequinne *screaming intensifies*
That green stuff
*it’s mold*
Oh no. An entire bathroom covered in moldy carpet. IT'S EVEN IN THE TOILET
@@metal3978 2 words
Carpeted water
*_After this traumatic audio-visual experience, I developed an inner but strong phobia to carpets and vanilla extract..._*
Carpeted Vanilla Extract.
Carpeted Vanilla Extract
Carpeted vanilla extract
2 carpeted vanilla extracts
2 cups carpeted vanilla extract
I can only imagine how scared everyone in this video would be if they went to my grandma's house, which has not only a carpeted kitchen, but 2 carpeted bathrooms
Do you one better with my grandmas "Wohnklo" (living toilet). A living room type space (carpeted) with a random toilet and sink on one wall.
Your grandmother was/is a serial killer.
@@BlueGangsta1958is that where she keeps her victims?
@@catcat4697Nah, those are kept in the pigsty
@@BlueGangsta1958 professionals really do have standards
The “two cups vanilla extract” was so unexpected it made me burst out laughing
same lol
My mind went straight to "Two Girls One Cup" and I hate myself now.
That's actually shit tons of it Aswell, you usually only put 2 TEASPOONS, but 2 CUPS? That's half of a mug
Was that supposed to be a reference to cake core in portal 1?
@@ezucra I'll never understand how 2 cups is smaller than a mug
Completly freaked out with the sloshing and the socks. Seriously, worse than any unspeakable, maddening horror in the necronomicon.
And just IMAGINE the sound and texture of the floor. Also WET SOCKS
😂 I crafted that one carefully, glad it was enjoyed
carpeted necronomicon
But Im sure there will be such freaky subreddit off that
The eldritch abominations of carpeted R'lyeh.
The transitions and sudden flood of "Carpeted bathroom" and then "2 cups vanilla extract" get me every time
i like how "guys please stop the house is flooding" implies that everyone is standing around in the same house, and every time something is posted it is added to the house
*this house has probably hundreds of carpeted kitchens and bathrooms*
*Carpeted deck.*
Every time they say carpeted a new layer of carpet is added,. You can open the bathroom door but that whole room is full of carpet. And yes, even the sink is carpeted.
I like to imagine like a dozen duplicants of the same guy monotonously listing the things they bring in as if their equally mundane and horrible thing is better than the last.
@@randomcommenter8274 so do we have to make this into a litterbox to use the bathroom orrrr…
@@randomcommenter8274 carpeted door
"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole universe."
Carpeted kitchen
Carpeted bathroom
carpeted universe
Carpeted swimming pool
Carpeted wall
Carpeted house, the entire outside paint is just hideously patterned house
BROTHER!!!
I have walked into the Soviet anti-carpeted grounds.
I am a carpet. Carpeting floors in the bathroom.
@@heavenlydusk BLYAT WE SHALL REMOVE ALL CARPETTED BATHROOMS
@@ThePigeon5734 carpeted motherland
"toilet, but, hear me out..
carpet"
Help I can't breathe
Somehow, the emotionless voice repeating the same lines over and over made me choke on my orange juice.
Or was it vanilla extract?
With a carpet?
@@biji_honi
Maybe it was carpeted carpet.
A cup of vanilla extract, but the cup is carpeted on the inside and outside
Edit: spelling correction
“Carpeted sewer” brought me to tears; whether they were from laughter or raw visceral dread, I do not know. It is at once a man made horror beyond my comprehension and the most brilliant non sequitur to grace the world. Please, do not let this nightmarish future occur.
Carpeted carpet
@@D.KlWA-aG 😱😱😱😱😱
you have 969lilesrn
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@@user-pr6ed3ri2k Most I've ever gotten from anything, and it's on a video about carpets in unpleasant places.
@@judeblack4360 41 minutes ago
Disappointed “For sale: Baby shoes, still being worn” didn’t make it.
adult shoes, worn
hey, at least it's appreciated here
"Rolling chair, lightly shat on"
That should work
Edit: no i did not misspell 'sat'
carpeted baby
dead baby sale, shoes worn
Every time he says "Carpeted Kitchen" I just keep thinking it sounds like he's hitting his soundboard over and over and honestly that just feels like peak comedy tbh
Carpeted Soundboard
Carpeted Sound
I love how it starts with a regular story and carpeted kitchen appears to be just a small gag but nope, it's 2 entire minutes of carpeted kitchen (and bathroom)
and also too much vanilla extract
"The saturated bathroom carpet made funny sloshing sounds as I jumped around in my socks." Has just been made my status/bio on every social media platform I have
Lol glad you enjoyed it 😂
@@gunner2225 the man the myth the legend
The bathroom carpet made funny sloshing soundsa as I jumped around in my socks
@@gunner2225 😭 YOU
It isn't on here, you might wanna fix that.
Carpeted bathroom.
The carpeted public restroom is horrifying, and I want it to exist.
It be nice for my ass.
@@dr.enigma815 XD
If you run out of bog roll, just use the floor
@The Let's Player in a taco bell, just make the carpets brown to begin with
You bet your ass it gotta exist somewhere in this god forsaken world lmao
I was at my friend’s house and they ACTUALLY had a carpeted bathroom. The whole time I was just saying “Carpeted bathroom” over and over in Jeaney’s voice.
I love the guy who tried to stopped the vanilla extracts because the house was already flooding
The house was all carpeted too, but I think they dont mind
4 cups vanilla extract
@moopee1 Carpeted organs
Ok, but that one about sloshing around when jumping in socks is actually disturbing.
Oh hey, you have the symbol.
Fynny Symbol Man
stop with the ripoff empty table symbol
Moldy carpet go slosh
That one made me want to cut my feet off
It stopped being funny very quickly, and then it became frighteningly hilarious as it went on and on. A legion of lost souls screaming into the void for attention, hoping for it to respond back. And it did, it did not give them validation in a congratulatory sense. It instead echoed back their calls, emotionless but infinitely powerful. The void mocked them, and they cried grateful cries in the face of a force that cared not for them. And there was I, watching the madness as my own grips on whats funny or not slipping with every dry, monotonous boom. I fear I may never fully regain my senses, I may never again experience something so unfunny that I would howl it piteous laughter. I know they're still down there, clawing for validation even now... for in some ways I am trapped there too.
Oh, the folly of mankind and the lovecraftian effects of the information superhighway
Oh boy, what a joy! Wonderful respectful poet, For a thing of mine I did forfeit, But it was pleasant, perhaps it was a mistake. I was not present, but well I did forsake. My kind soul is gone, FOR HA! IT WAS FUNNY! So lol no hard feelings!
TL;DR: carpeted black hole
let me echo your cry. you can not get injured by fall in the fully carpeted bathroom.
@@lampyrisnoctiluca9904 pretty sure that even covered in carpet, hitting the hard edge of a toilet, sink, or tub will crack my skull.
The half-full glass of vanilla extract falls to the carpeted kitchen floor.
"carpeted sewer" got me laughing way more than I would've imagined
carpeted public restroom actually got a reaction out of me, like, wow, that is so much worse than carpeted bathroom or kitchen. This is how to tell a mediocre horror writer from one of the greats
Ok hear me out
_achem_
Carpeted Urinal
I want to design a house of terrors that has a kitchen and bathroom right next to each other without a door whilst covered in carpets on every surface. Including the counters.
Does this include the toilet tank?
and there is raw chicken on those carpeted counters
Carpeted carpeted living rooms
@@scopilio13 and there's no plate, the toilet seat is carpeted, and.... hear me out now...
*CARPETED TOILET PAPER!!!!*
“Why are these rooms adjacent?”
“So that you can spend less time going to the bathroom to regurgitate dinner.”
THE GAGGING SOUNDED SO REAL 💀
I love/hate how the first one is like a legitimate ultra-short horror story, then the rest are all just "DUUUUUURRRRR CARPET!" or "Excessive amounts of vanilla extract"
And the house is flooding
Carpeted kitchen
That much vanilla extract is a horror story.
Carpeted Kitchen
2 cups carpet extract
I'm certain Vanilla flavoring originates from a totally normal looking animal.
Seriously, we had a perfectly nice flower to extract our vanilla from, and then some fuckhead came along and said "hey, you know what, I think I can squeeze out this chemical from a beaver's anal gland and make the flavor for way cheaper."
the animal looks normal enough but you gotta get the flavour out of it's ass.
Same with strawberry/raspberry and I actually get stomach problems if I have it
@@InsanePigeon oh god
@@autobr_ I have no idea if what you're saying is relevant to the comment so I'll join in on this. pringles, unlike all other chips, gives me diarrhea
"carpeted kitchen" doesn't even sound like english anymore. it just sounds like carpeted kitchen.
This is an unexpected tongue twister. And I love it!
@@martinmarkov9707 What? How is that even a tongue twister? Are your english skills that poor?
Carpeted Driveway
Carpeted Garage
Carpeted Roof
Carpeted Bathroom
Carpeted Kitchen
Carpeted Deck
Basement flooded with vanilla extract
We used to have a white carpeted bathroom in my childhood home. When my parents finally pulled it up to tile it, the floor underneath was NASTY. Don't carpet your bathrooms
Carpeted carpet
@@macnetics1916 carpeted carpeted carpet
oof as someone who is training to become an interior designer who had to carpet not one but TWO bathrooms, yes, don't ever carpet your bathroom it's disgusting as fuck. if you want something soft, get a small carpet that you can put into the washing machine!
@@carrotsprout5188 that's horrible. Why do people still do this?! My childhood home was an older one so the carpeted bathrooms were already there when my family moved in, but the fact that people still willingly do that now is deeply disturbing
@@ezrea9313 those ppl were an older couple and they were switching their old carpets for new ones and it was absolutely disgusting bc the man seemed to have trouble going to the toilet...
I'm talking poop on the front of the toilet. idk how tf he managed that, all i know is, that it was disgusting af and since then I'm kinda traumatized by carpets...
I imagine jeaney alone at his house just repeating carpeted kitchen at his microphone 20 times 🤣
Probably more to get a better word flow
Everyone talking about carpeted kitchen, but my friend operates on a totally different level:
ARCADE-CARPET in a bathroom.
Carpeted kitchen, but it's the bus seat pattern
I'm going to vomit
I'll bet shining a black-light on that reveals more than just glow-in-the-dark stars and planets
Carpeted kitchen but it's that childhood rug that looks like a town with roads all over it
This was a masterpiece. Nothing else, simply a masterpiece.
Carpeted walls and ceiling, tile floor. Everywhere.
3 ounces of chocolate syrup
Carpeted tiles. Absolute peek of humanity.
Carpeted toilet,
Even on the inside
Carpeted fridge
I'm glad we all agree that carpets are awful in any kitchen, bathroom, or outside
Carpeted deck
Carpeted carpet
... I never agreed to this
yeah but what about carpeted toilet seat?
@@amhattami that is just an affront to gods
Funny but old tale;
Had a "friend" who honestly went crazy for carpet. Carpeted everything; the walls, the floors, even the damn fireplace. Used to call the house the Tinderbox because the carpet was so scraggily that we thought it was gonna catch fire. One year, the damn thing floods and my monster of a "friend" thinks that it's actually more comfortable wet. By this point, it was clear something was wrong with the dude.
He doesn't pour water on the carpet, but oil. I'm not even joking, he pours vegetable oil throughout his carpeted house, on the walls and floor. In the bathroom, on the carpet beneath the bed. Did it weekly (thankfully, not daily, but I had stopped coming to their house by this point). Other friends who don't like their house begin having nightmares about "friend's" house, the damn thing is worse than a horror house.
One day, the damn thing finally catches fire and the Tinderbox is no more. The dude somehow cashes an insurance check after having fully paid for the house, though he doesn't get the amount he wants because the insurance person fleeced him (and because the damn thing was carpeted from wall to damn wall, though they never found out about the oil).
I wouldn't hear from him for years and years later, from which a friend of mine sent me a single image. I can't really describe it well, as I am doing so from memory now (friend deleted the picture and I didn't want this on my phone) but it was another house, bigger this time, and it wasn't carpeted. The owner of the Tinderbox finally seemed to have come to his senses and stopped going carpet crazy. Ended up meeting him again in a bar and found out he just wanted to give insurance fraud a go. Got married and his boyfriend changed his life for the better, it seems. I still never go to his house. Too scared of what I'll find.
Is it bad that "he just wanted to give insurance fraud a go" was relieving to hear
Legend
What is this monster
"Carpeted fireplace"
Carpeted Kitchen
In the best way possible, this felt so much longer than 2 minutes
I cried out of fear, how is this not age restricted this is too terrifying
Carpeted kitchen
@@nevenevada6041 DONT SCARE THE CHILDREN
I should not have watched this late at night 😬 I hope I don’t get any nightmares from how terrifying it was
Agreed, this is like, restrict this to 30 yrs old or sth
@@kami60077*carpeted children*
Neutral interpretation of glass half ____:
"The glass is at half capacity"
The glass is half used.
The glass is halfway occupied.
The glass is carpeted vanilla extract
"Ayo is it piss???"
The glass is filled to 50% maximum capacity.
Now your soothing "carpeted bathroom and kitchen" voice is going to replay itself in the back of my mind for the rest of my life.
0:02 But I'd probably just drink that too
Okay, but do you say you’re plastered cause you hit the wall?
@@emigamer8459 Indeed. I lost count after 21, in the college crawl
@strangenautilus would you consider yourself a boozing bastard?
To be fair, it would be a lot harder to slip in a carpeted shower
yeah but it’ll get soaked with pee
@@Engardian .... Do You pee in the shower? EW.
@@TokuWaffle you do know that most of the male popularity do it right?
@@TokuWaffle It may sound indecently bad.. but it feels comfortably dirty, Is it dirty though If you take a bath either way 🤔
Damn straight I do. And I’m a woman, jsyk.
I’ve used 2 tablespoons instead of teaspoons before because I misread the recipe and nobody even noticed. It was pretty good
2 tablespoons is 6 teaspoons so if it's just the vanilla it shouldn't mess up the recipe too much
@@RayramAureanBlue It is if your guest has a life threatening vanilla allergy.
@@ian_b Well, then they wouldn't be using vanilla in the recipe at all let alone the original 2 teaspoons.
@@RayramAureanBlue Maybe you just want them incapacitated.
@@ian_b In that case I prefer the good ol' fashion "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Carpet doesn't sound like carpet anymore what have you done
Top ten banned weapons to brutal for war
1. *Carpeted Public Restroom*
2. *Carpeted McDonald's Kitchen*
3. *Flooded Basement*
4. *Flooded Carpeted Bathroom*
5. *Flooded Carpeted Public Bathroom*
6. *Pavement Living Room*
7. *Carpeted Public Playground*
8. *2 Cups Of Vanilla Extract*
9. *3 Cups Of Chocolate Extract*
10. *Deep-Fried Ice Cream Sandwich*
I feel like I've just witnessed some kind of procedurally generated AI chat program attempting to converse with several copies of itself after being trained on cursed things for a few days.
Ok these are jokes but our 1st house had a semi carpeted kitchen, the carpet ran from the living room into the kitchen and stopped halfway because they ran out of carpet probably and the rest was just concrete floor. Oh and the kitchen had a toilet in there, it was ment to be a guest toilet I think but the wall for it wasn't built so the toilet just stood out in the open in the kitchen.
That sounds like the house I frequently have nightmares about when I'm looking for a bathroom.
Why would a kitchen have a toilet
Why would a kitchen have a toilet
Finally, I can use the toilet and the stove at the same time
Carpeted kitchen-bathroom hybrid
One day historians will need to study this and you just made their job a bit funnier. Now THAT'S a carpeted deed
carpeted deed
Hear me out.
Carpeted sandwiches.
Jeaney has the most original and witty fanbase I've ever seen. It's almost scary.
But not as scary as my carpeted ki-
Edit: LOL these replies are a gold mine
carpeted kids
carpeted kittens
carpeted kidnappers
Carpeted kidneys
Carpeted Kim Kardashian
The end had me laughing until I saw "Carpeted public bathroom". That knocked the smug look off my face, and unluckily I was not wearing a second smaller smug look underneath
Ok hear me out, what about… Carpeted Carpet
He's to dangerous to be left alive!
Kitchened carpet
Ok now you have gone too fucking far.
@@avat4892 carpeted extract cup vanilla
I used to live in a house with a carpeted bathroom.. I love that bathroom lol; it was so comfortable to rest your feet on while using the toilet or sink. Trust me, it's one of those things that sounds just stupid, but once you try it you get addicted and will never go back.
The only rooms in the house that shouldn't be carpeted are the kitchen (it just gets messy), attic (unless it gets turned into a bedroom), garage and basement (unless it gets turned into a bedroom).
Here's a spooky story for you
You sneeze. Someone says "bless you" and hands you a tissue
But as you're thanking them, you realize
"Wait. I don't have a nose. AND I LIVE ALONE!!!"
i once had to take a poo, i rushed to the bathroom and someone exited it before me. as i sat on the toilet, i realized i don't have a butthole, i live alone, AND HE DIDN'T FLUSH BEFORE ME
@@jockeyfield1954 not just that... but your feet are bare and caressing moist, wet carpet as the sink is running because the faucet nob has been missing for 9 days straight
To be perfectly honest, while my parents were house hunting, we found a carpeted bathroom.
Let me guess, you went:
"My God, they do exist.", in a shocked awe.
And I still remember a real life carpeted kitchen!!!
@@TimeTravelinc My husband's childhood home bathroom was carpeted. So was his parents'. His mother is a terrible housekeeper.
Saturation is something that has destroyed every type of horror media. Unfortunately, this is not a exception.
Every type of horror media, such as a carpeted kitchen
Some see the glass half full, others see it as half empty, all I see is someone else drank half my water and I’m home alone
Ok, here is mine:
Carpeted portable toilet.
carpeted porta-potty
I used a porta-potty in New York City once... which reminds me, carpeted city dumpster. Carpeted rats.
@@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist aren't rats natrually carpeted?
@@RockyFoxxowo Oh... right... valid point, lol.
Okay so new plan: rat fur carpeted porta potty.
This is the worst thing I have ever heard in my life
Okay, but imagine you go into a bathroom, and the floor is tile, but the walls and ceiling are carpeted.
Doesn't faze me. I've lived most my life in an asylum anyways.
They walk into the bathroom, there is a carpet like growth covering the floor, ceiling, and walks. It lets off a puff of spores when stepped on. As they walk around, they inhale it and start to feel their lungs filling with carpet. As they struggle to breath, they struggle to walk out of the house and get to the street. Someone touches their shoulder. "Are you alright?" a kindly neighbor asks. The neighbor notices a carpet like growth starting to form on their hands. As their vision fades, they see the true way of everything. Carpet. That is what it all truly means. Carpet will spread to the masses and show them the way as well.
Nice
How do you cover a walk?
And then they are filled with existentiall dread; what is a carpet worth when nobody is there to walk on it?
Carpeted meaning of life
No no, I don't like this
after I watched this I got an ad for my local carpet store
NO THANK YOU
I remember walking into a friend's house bathroom and found a carpeted toilet seat it still makes my body chill to this day when I think about it.
ive seen one too... i think it was at my friend's grandparents house.... truly a nightmare in physical form
I've also seen carpeted toilet seat. It would be fine in theory, but it was nigh impossible to keep the toilet seat up unless you were actively sitting on the toilet, which again is fine if you know that ahead of time.
Having recently been in a house where both the kitchen and the bathrooms are carpeted with low-absorbancy carpets, it's actually not that bad. _Regular_ carpets, on the other hand, would be horrible. Especially a _shag_ carpet. And especially in the bathrooms.
maximum absorbance
a sunken tub surrounded by shag carpet was a trendy bathroom at one point in the past.
the last one had me hiding under my desk
The house I grew up in had, yes, a carpeted kitchen. Fortunately, it was short, easily-maintained, high-traffic carpet. The rest of the floors in the house were awash in nasty scratchy brown shag carpet (bathrooms were tiled, though). About ten years ago, my mom told me that they'd pulled up the carpet and discovered that the house had GORGEOUS HARDWOOD FLOORS THROUGHOUT, even in the finished basement...except for the kitchen, which had beautiful cream-colored marble-pattern tiles instead. I just about cried.
As someone with the misfortune of having a carpeted bathroom, I can confirm it is as horrible as you think.
"Semantic satiation" is the term for a word suddenly sounding foreign and losing meaning. It tends to happen most often when a word or phrase is repeated many times in a short period.
Just in case you were wondering. :)
The boy ran. He ran through his neighborhood which was slowly turning into carpet. The sidewalk he ran on started to turn into carpet, the grass, the houses, the clouds, the cars, his neighbors were slowly turning into carpet. The boy finally saw his house and ran inside. His house was slowly turning into carpet, the walls were becoming carpet. His parents not in sight. He ran into his bedroom and locked the door.
The carpet didn’t seem to affect his room, he was safe. As the boy cried tears, he realized something. “Doesn’t my room have a carpet?” he thought. He looked off his bed and saw the blue soft carpet slowly creeping up his bed and onto the walls and the furniture. He boy tried to escape but the doors and windows were blocked with carpet.
The carpet touched the tip of the boys shoe and he started to slowly turn into carpet. He screamed as his leg became soft, then numb. As the carpet reached his torso, it became harder and harder to breathe. He could feel the oxygen turning into carpet. His screaming stopped as the carpet now covered and went inside his mouth. His hair had become carpet, his nose, his ears, everything, except for one eye who peeked out at the carpet bedroom one last time. And then death. Carpeted death.
This is the best comment.
That was one of the best horror short stories I've ever read.
Carpet diem
Wow
Carpet boi?
It’s all fun and games until you realize 2 cups of vanilla extract is an absolutely ridiculous amount that could kill you if you ingested it all at once.
This just made me realize that my grandma’s bathroom is carpeted… and they built the house themselves
I had a carpeted kitchen for a good 5 years and I don't know why we didn't replace it sooner because it genuinely is something that like weighs on you
All jokes aside, my cousin has a carpeted toilet seat and I’m terrified
🧢
I...actually had that
you should be
The fact that this man read all the seemingly endless replies without any worries just gained him more respect from me. 👏
Laughed so hard I cried, the absurdity of the repeated joke but just keeping on oneupping it, and the final concept of carpeted public bathroom just destroyed me. Could really go for a pint of vanilla extract right about now
I'm gonna rewatch this every Halloween, never gets less frightening
Hello there
ITS the time of the year again. Dont forget it
Minus the first story this feels like one man having psychosis. He thinks of a carpeted kitchen and then his mind on an echo keeps repeating.
Then you say 2 cups vanilla extract, and the echo goes again.
it's like watching a learning algorithm one gets progress then they follow that til more is made then follow that i love it
I cant tell you how many times I screamed in terror while watching this.
10/10 very spoopy
*intense inhale* AAEAEAEAAAAAA@@@@@@@@ÆÆÆAAAAA
But how about a ceiling that has a checkerboard pattern. Partially carpeted, and partially tiled. The floor is just cement.
Oh and its obviously the bathroom.
Cement bathroom
@@seantheroyalknight6932 Only cement!?!? I thought my bathroom layout idea was ambitious... You are going places.
@@Turbokon12 cement everything
@@seantheroyalknight6932 *surprised pikachu*
*even the food*
"2 cups vanilla extract"
This one takes the cake lol
My grandma had a carpeted bathroom (mind you, that house was built in the last century).
The solution to not get a soggy wet carpet is to put the water inside of the sink/bathtub/shower and not dump water on the carpet. Then it usually stays dry. Additionally, when showering/bathing put a towel on the floor where you will be stepping out of the shower/bathtub.
Let's take a moment to pray to out lord and saviour "c a r p e t e d k i t c h e n"
*carpeted kitchen*
_carpeted kitchen_
carpeted kitchen
overused joke.
*Carpeted bathroom*
"carpeted kitchen"
me: "oh, it can't get any worse than that"
JC: "are you sure about that?"
but remember kids, the scariest story of all is *jeaney collects hitting 150k*
My grandma used to have both a carpeted kitchen and a bathroom, now she just has the bathroom carpeted