3:33 Family story Grandma and Grandpa are dating, maybe in the late 1940s. Grandma bakes him a loaf of bread, screws up and converts it into pure carbon. Rock solid, as burned as burned could conceivably be. Being a gentleman, he politely takes it anyway, just for the sake of her feelings. Few days later, next date rolls around. She comes to his place and comes in... just as he realizes he forgot to hide his new doorstop.
I see your US Constitution and I raise you: that time r/AskOuija spelled out the entirety of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody. Proud to have contributed around 3 letters to it, including one of the ones in one of the first few lines!
realizing i could still recite along with the entire preamble of the constitution after learning that bloody song in grade school was a frightening revelation
I watched a bunch of those videos when I was 5, and I didn't revisit them until this February for my last musical at high school. I knew an alarming amount of the songs, the Preamble best of all
YES! THIS WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE VIDEOS! I’ve been waiting to hear Matt indecisively stutter answers that don’t make sense but still are entirely correct
Matt I figure you'll appreciate this; I volunteer with 12-14 year old girl guides and one night we had them design their own board games. One group named theirs "Skibidi Rizzler". the game board was made to look like an ipad covered in cheeto dust. Players would compete for "mewing points" and the "jail" space was Ohio. it was extremely cursed and hilarious.
@@smashthesubscribebuttonI know right? He forced me into a pale white room and tied me up to a chair blindfolded. I then heard him scream “Hey guys what’s up I just kidnapped this random stranger and we’re gonna see if he prefers feastables or hershey’s but he’s blindfolded!” He then told me to take my blindfold off and walk towards another chair where he sat me down and made me close my eyes and he gave me both the chocolates and asked me “Which one is better?” I chose the one on the right. It turned out, the one on the right was the Hershey’s chocolate. And then MrBeast proceeded to pull out a fucking AK47 and shoot me in the head and kill me. And then I respawned and managed to watch Matt Rose again.
The fact that people actually spelt out the first 2 paragraphs of the U.S Constitution to make someone come out is fucking insane- Just imagine what they will do next! Recite a poem?!
The internet is a pseudo-hivemind with genius level intellect but the only way to get it to do something is to suggest that it can't. Shia LaBeouf, famous for his cannibalism, once organized some kind of protest and people were harassing him so he moved it to a random place and posted nothing but a picture of the night sky. The internet was able to cross-reference the timestamp of the photo with astronomical star patterns and pinpoint his exact location based on them. Edit: Just to be clear, Shia LaBeouf isn't actually a cannibal. That's referencing Rob Cantor's 'Shia LaBeouf'.
5:54 theres something heartwarming and hilarious about a bunch of strangers encouraging a person to come out to their parents by spelling out the first two paragrahs of the american constitution
@@0_dearghealach_083as an American born and raised, the only part of the constitution that I can recite off the top of my head is “we the people of the United States of America”
Matt saying race car in slow motion with a wavy voice is one of those things which you never thought of hearing, yet looking back is honestly very normal.
This might be kinda TMI. But I've been struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts lately. I'm currently going through every single one of your videos because you manage to make me smile. Thank you Matt Rose. You are an amazing and hilarious human being and I'm glad that someone can still make me laugh. Thank you 🙏
"Hey Ouija, what's the best way to lose weight?" "A S K A G A I N L A T E R" Isn't that a nifty idea, a toy Ouija board that you can ask questions that uses magnets to spell out Magic 8Ball responses.
That last post with the constitution was genuinely heartwarming, hope whoever sent the initial post didn't have any trouble with their parents. Awesome what the people of the internet can do for each other sometimes.
Mondays are made much better with the inclusion of Matt rose. I get so happy when I remember a new Matt rose video is coming out. Makes like worth living.
It’s because the internet is a hive mind. You will be bullied relentlessly into submission if you express any opinion that is not the popular one even if it’s well reasoned.
"Mom, dad, I'm gay." "Well we love you no matter what, honey. And thank you for telling us. I can't imagine what it must've taken to work up that courage." "Well...."
this is my FAVORITE subreddit. I spent like ten minutes crying laughing when I found it! Loved the previous oujia video, so I clicked on this one faster than I though I could :D
Hey kids, there's a neat filmmaking trick here! Wonder how was Matt able to control that Stella bottle cap in this skit around 4:33? Well, he was able to control that pieces of metal movements with his massive... SKULLLEMOJI
Thank you for that description. I was trying to think of the most concise way to say that it looked raw and over cooked at the same time and you nailed it.
You should do a video on "sleep deprived Google searches" Google searches people have made when super tired and sleep deprived, sorta like the "drunk google" series
I love how most for the time r/askQuija is just a complete mess but then one person is like “spell out the entire bee movie and I’ll drop out of college” then r/Quija actually fucking spells it out successfully
I love how in the US Constitution thread, you can clearly see the users change as they alternatingly come on- and off-line
Btw Just checked, the parents accept them too, so Good Ending.
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I feel like AskOuija would be more scarier then an actual Ouija, instead of one ghost, you get multiple, and not to mention they’re all reditors
AskOuija used as a horror/paranormal comedy plotline...
I wonder if the AskOuija ghosts are people we died and are trapped to answer questions on redid, sounds worse than death to me
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"Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever heard of ABBA?" is my new catchphrase
What is abba?
A band from the 70s! You might have heard dancing queen or money, money, money, which are both by them :)
@@regurgitationsample oh okay
dabba doo
DMX once tweeted “sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?”
3:33 Family story
Grandma and Grandpa are dating, maybe in the late 1940s. Grandma bakes him a loaf of bread, screws up and converts it into pure carbon. Rock solid, as burned as burned could conceivably be. Being a gentleman, he politely takes it anyway, just for the sake of her feelings. Few days later, next date rolls around. She comes to his place and comes in... just as he realizes he forgot to hide his new doorstop.
PFFT-
at least he didn't throw it away
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Agreed but I'd prefer to be a centauress tbh
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@@BoredomNoises whales are the cutest behemoths.
CUZ GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UNN~ OHH GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUNN!!
Matt Rose saying "skibidi ohio gyatt fanum tax sigma" was truly a experience.
You forgot the Fortnite
edit why do i have 400 likes
truly
I’ve always wanted to hear it
He did what?!
@@Frogking390fellow random typek fan?
THE FACT THAT THE CHAOTIC GHOSTS MANAGED THE ENTIRE PREAMBLE TO SUPPORT A CLOSETED PERSON!!!
It was interesting watching them all spell it out. I was expecting it not to work lmao.
They were not supporting him, they wanted to see how it'd go.
@@GunSpyEnthusiast Sounds to me like they were on the fence about it and just wanted to see some chaos before going through with it.
@@GunSpyEnthusiastThey were cooking some devilish stuff
To be fair, it was mostly sections where 2-3 people were taking turns.
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It looks like it’s many people working together when it’s mainly just 2 people with a random straggler every now and then
Oh it's true
That's mostly just because people don't look THAT far into comment chains. That's A LOT of "Read More" buttons
Still a lot of ppl
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That sounds like it was an experience! And not necessarily a bad one either.
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It is. Can we get a sequel to Stuck in a room with WALLS
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" BEHOLD! THE URINATOR! "
found a new favorite response to someone knocking on the stall I'm in.
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2:19 THE WAY HE SAID 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 I CANT😭
He got too uhh shit I can’t type like that goddamnit
HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEEH Gerald is cold and energetic so that’s what came out of Gerald’s cold laughing lol
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 rose is calling...
Its incredibly accurate
blink 182
"Ah yes, the famed soccer bat. Also known as a LEG" That killed me 😂
I was vividly imagining a bat - as in, the animal - and was thrown for a loop when I tried to figure out how it translated to a *leg* of all things
A human one. Serious stuff
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fr, we had to sing it for a month
indoctrination!
We’re still being abducted. Not what I meant to say, but sure why not?
I watched a bunch of those videos when I was 5, and I didn't revisit them until this February for my last musical at high school. I knew an alarming amount of the songs, the Preamble best of all
@@hellishbro DUDE RIGHT, I WAS HUMMING ALONG TO IT
YES! THIS WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE VIDEOS! I’ve been waiting to hear Matt indecisively stutter answers that don’t make sense but still are entirely correct
relatable
same
especially "skibidi fortnite ohio gyatt fanum tax sigma" (i need to wash my hands after typing that)
Doofenshmirtz: BEHOLD! THE URINATOR!
_proceeds to take a piss_
the deleted phineas and ferb episode
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oh you need to give more detail
Soooooo... where can I buy it? 👀
Buy the idea for 50 cent, and then do what Google did once to Bump!
I need this game
Makes since that jail would be Ohio
Matt reads these like a toddler trying to read for the first time
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AIRY!!!
That is one hell of smart toddler.
@@FlightLuminaryUprise Bagurisha iki?
Sounds like me when I sound out a sentence in Japanese when translating. VL
My Ouijia told me I'm hot , Must be the spirit of my Gay friend
This video was made 10 minutes ago. You posted this comment 9 minutes ago, how the fuck are you so early?
@@triplus198 some people have all notifications on
You're hot
(This is definitely that same spirit)
@@triplus198 maaaaaaagiiiiiiic
For me the video was posted 36 mins ago
This comment was 39 mins ago
I’ve seen one that was “I can’t be racist! I have a black ____” and an answer “S L A V E”
Oh, jeez, that's not good.
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Hello I saw you on MrBeast
@@smashthesubscribebuttonI know right? He forced me into a pale white room and tied me up to a chair blindfolded. I then heard him scream “Hey guys what’s up I just kidnapped this random stranger and we’re gonna see if he prefers feastables or hershey’s but he’s blindfolded!” He then told me to take my blindfold off and walk towards another chair where he sat me down and made me close my eyes and he gave me both the chocolates and asked me “Which one is better?” I chose the one on the right. It turned out, the one on the right was the Hershey’s chocolate. And then MrBeast proceeded to pull out a fucking AK47 and shoot me in the head and kill me. And then I respawned and managed to watch Matt Rose again.
Agreed
3 people basically carried this
@@epos.nephiloHAHAHAAHA
The fact that people actually spelt out the first 2 paragraphs of the U.S Constitution to make someone come out is fucking insane-
Just imagine what they will do next! Recite a poem?!
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Darn I was hoping to type out the poem "Nothing Gold Can Stay" by Robert Frost
The internet is a pseudo-hivemind with genius level intellect but the only way to get it to do something is to suggest that it can't.
Shia LaBeouf, famous for his cannibalism, once organized some kind of protest and people were harassing him so he moved it to a random place and posted nothing but a picture of the night sky. The internet was able to cross-reference the timestamp of the photo with astronomical star patterns and pinpoint his exact location based on them.
Edit: Just to be clear, Shia LaBeouf isn't actually a cannibal. That's referencing Rob Cantor's 'Shia LaBeouf'.
"Adolph Hit Me Baby One More Time" got me. It got me good.
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"You mother and I are getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂" had me laughing so hard 😭
edit: 727 likes (wysi)
your mother and I are getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
-Matt rose
The funniest part is that I'm the person, who started the comment
they definitely “befriended” her
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Great results when you ask a collection of Redditors ANY question that they answer one letter at a time
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5:54 theres something heartwarming and hilarious about a bunch of strangers encouraging a person to come out to their parents by spelling out the first two paragrahs of the american constitution
It’s so wholesome. Also how does everyone on the thread know what the American constitution is?
Either Google, or most of the Ouija users are American
@@0_dearghealach_083as an American born and raised, the only part of the constitution that I can recite off the top of my head is “we the people of the United States of America”
@@wonderlandrose995same lmaooo
@@T-Gwen-T because only like 6 people commented
5:54 the way i completely zoned out and started moving my head to the melody of your words staring into nothingness
5:55 what English sounds like to non-english speakers:
That's actually surprisingly accurate
That's kinda accurate (at least if I remember correctly how it sounded to me 13 years ago)
lmao
Matt saying race car in slow motion with a wavy voice is one of those things which you never thought of hearing, yet looking back is honestly very normal.
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This might be kinda TMI. But I've been struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts lately. I'm currently going through every single one of your videos because you manage to make me smile. Thank you Matt Rose. You are an amazing and hilarious human being and I'm glad that someone can still make me laugh. Thank you 🙏
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Hope you're feeling better now, take care 💗
Please take care of yourself
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Didn't think I would hear matt moaning today 👍
This is so damn cursed
@@stuffie5175 never thought in my life I'd hear that 💀
@@IAmLeanBeefus ESPECIALLY NOT ALONG WITH REPEATED PAUSES OF A RUBBER CHICKEN
@@stuffie5175 IT SOUNDS SO UNHINGED HGGHG 😭😭
My ears have been violated
4:07 why did i think this was going to say "jizzing on mr beast"
what is wrong with me
SAME 😭😭😭
what is wrong with US
jizzing on Mr Bean is just as bad
"Help! I'm stuck in a room with W A L L S" really got me 😭
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2:45 Truly a skulemoj moment.
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5:20 matt rose saying that scared the living shit out of me
Ouija didn't understand whatever nonsense this is
The brainrot was too much man
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''sex is cool but have you ever heard of ABBA'' is the BEST thing I have ever heard.
Funny how I’m watching this while I’m supposed to be doing a very important test. Matt is just too important
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"Hey Ouija, what's the best way to lose weight?"
"A S K A G A I N L A T E R"
Isn't that a nifty idea, a toy Ouija board that you can ask questions that uses magnets to spell out Magic 8Ball responses.
0:56 Well, spirits being high would explain the madness of r/AskOuija.
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They’re so coordinated it’s insane 😭 and the responses are funny too
That last post with the constitution was genuinely heartwarming, hope whoever sent the initial post didn't have any trouble with their parents. Awesome what the people of the internet can do for each other sometimes.
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@@ICNHH FUCK YEAH
1:04 “NOT ON THE BOAT SOLDIER”
Edging Private Ryan
Worst decision of my life was typing this crap
LOL @@ChesterManfred
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
@@akahelpwttubers*NO!*
3:40 As I girl, I can confirm, we indeed wish we had fins.
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1:49 the urinator...
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IN 7 MINUTES, THE URINATOR WILL FIRE IT'S URINE LASER AT THE MOON
AND ALLOW ME TAKE OVER THE *TRI STATE AREA!*
@@ChrisHinners008 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?
Did not expect matt rose saying "skibidi ohio gyatt fanum tax sigma" to be on my bingo card for 2024.
2:39 matt really was humbled ngl
6:46 favourite bit
MATT ROSE MONDAY LETS GOOOO
BABE WAKE UP NEW MATT ROSE MONDAY VIDEO JUST DROPPED
This reminded me that it was, in fact, monday
Maybe Garfield would hate Mondays less if we showed him Matt Rose
LET US GO!
TO WAR!
Mondays are made much better with the inclusion of Matt rose. I get so happy when I remember a new Matt rose video is coming out. Makes like worth living.
I'm honestly impressed by at so many people can actually work together consistently to get something that isn't gebberish
It’s because the internet is a hive mind. You will be bullied relentlessly into submission if you express any opinion that is not the popular one even if it’s well reasoned.
Instead of spirits, the good word of the crab messiah should lead your life.
Why did I instantly think of dune part two when I read "Messiah"
top comment im calling it
@@cr_chain lisan al craib (stolen from another comment I have seen)
What does it mean when when my butthole is itchy and tickly
Well, what’s in it for me?
0:55 C O C A I N E.
Cocaine.
C O C A I N E.
@ _cocaine chain :D_
@@TinyLiamMichael you shall join the chain of C O C A I N E
@ COCAINE
2:19 HOW DID I KNOW!??!?
Me too omg
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dorhinge goodbye :3
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Ah yes, the Ouija board. The best thing to cause chaos in your friend group.
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What does that mean
@@Tugar_Dumkin You asking about D-day?
@@Montymasonsmyth3626 yeah what is that
D-day was when the Allied forces fought their way into Europe in WWII. It was one of the biggest battles in the war.
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Matt I love you, please don't turn into a headband and then get kidnapped by a comically large mosquito at 2:56 am tonight
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5:35 I cannot imagine how awful this editing process was. Bravo.
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"Mom, dad, I'm gay."
"Well we love you no matter what, honey. And thank you for telling us. I can't imagine what it must've taken to work up that courage."
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5:48 it froze halfway through the word 😭
this is my FAVORITE subreddit. I spent like ten minutes crying laughing when I found it! Loved the previous oujia video, so I clicked on this one faster than I though I could :D
Hey kids, there's a neat filmmaking trick here! Wonder how was Matt able to control that Stella bottle cap in this skit around 4:33? Well, he was able to control that pieces of metal movements with his massive...
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@@Brunolator spill3d soup on my “3” k3y and I didn’t want any soup on my finger
@@placeholderdoe ok that makes sense i guess
3:27 that’s not bread, that’s burned bread dough!
Thank you for that description. I was trying to think of the most concise way to say that it looked raw and over cooked at the same time and you nailed it.
It would have a rubbery consistency and taste like bread with no flour.
It looks like slátur
1:17 Imagine you go watch a porn video and the first thing you hear is "They ain't believe in us"
GOD DID
"TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER"
WE THE BEST MUSIC
DJ KHALID 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
the fact that they are a nfsw account
4:40 why did i think it was gonna be mr beast
i thought it was gonna be mr men-
6:20 tv at 2am
2:52 Missed opportunity for loin stories
You mean loin stories.
@@King-751-p9c correct, mb
R3ad loin stories
@@CharzzTheAnimatedR34d loin stories
Lion🚫
Loin✅
Matt imitating Kazoo sex was not on my 2024 bingo card
I knew that poem was going to end with "kazoo."
“Spirits why are you always uppercase?”
Spirit-
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He’s danish now.
Matt Tulip could be Dutch too
3:59 oh god I’m crying
1 minute ago and is on timed??
SAME OIHUHHRHHJ
You should do a video on "sleep deprived Google searches" Google searches people have made when super tired and sleep deprived, sorta like the "drunk google" series
Oooh nice, I'll add it to the ideas list! Big thanks mate!
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I love how most for the time r/askQuija is just a complete mess but then one person is like “spell out the entire bee movie and I’ll drop out of college” then r/Quija actually fucking spells it out successfully
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SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂
i’ve been WAITING for a part 2 of this for ages!!!!!!
MOX??
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"Spirits, why are you always in uppercase?"
"COCINE"
3:08 I'm literally eating a sandwich with pumpernickel bread right now
_what_
I have never heard of it lol
6:56 literally wrote a damn essay
That’s the first two paragraphs of the constitution
the PASSION in that “GOODBYE”
@@GuyDoesJob nah that's an essay wdym
5:20 made me suicidal
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Nah, the true worst thing a docter can say during surgery is "Oops"
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“ Y I K E S” is definitely the worst thing she can say 💀
THE US CONSTITUTION CELEBRATION IS THE MOST EMOTION IVE EVER SEEN FROM YOU-
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Clever word choice with "spirit" there, considering the alcohol topic
3:16 Literally having a chicken sandwich with sourdough bread right now.
that dude must be shit at cooking if he thinks chibata if thinks bad
Bro someone else said they were also having a sandwich but instead with pumpernickel💀
3:01 I once had to bring back home a raisin bread that was seriously uncooked. that one looked horrid.
7:04 woah that’s a scream
"Also known as a leg" killed me
this is my favourite subreddit. thanks for revisiting :D
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Goodbye :DD
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