I see your US Constitution and I raise you: that time r/AskOuija spelled out the entirety of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody. Proud to have contributed around 3 letters to it, including one of the ones in one of the first few lines!
The fact that people actually spelt out the first 2 paragraphs of the U.S Constitution to make someone come out is fucking insane- Just imagine what they will do next! Recite a poem?!
The internet is a pseudo-hivemind with genius level intellect but the only way to get it to do something is to suggest that it can't. Shia LaBeouf, famous for his cannibalism, once organized some kind of protest and people were harassing him so he moved it to a random place and posted nothing but a picture of the night sky. The internet was able to cross-reference the timestamp of the photo with astronomical star patterns and pinpoint his exact location based on them. Edit: Just to be clear, Shia LaBeouf isn't actually a cannibal. That's referencing Rob Cantor's 'Shia LaBeouf'.
Matt I figure you'll appreciate this; I volunteer with 12-14 year old girl guides and one night we had them design their own board games. One group named theirs "Skibidi Rizzler". the game board was made to look like an ipad covered in cheeto dust. Players would compete for "mewing points" and the "jail" space was Ohio. it was extremely cursed and hilarious.
The way Matt said “YOLO” like he had just took cocaine really shows Matt’s dedication, now we need him to do a full video covering Reddit’s Worst Bread and soon Matt Rose being arrested and going into cardiac arrest. Now I want the U.S. Constitution thing to appear in my nightmares
realizing i could still recite along with the entire preamble of the constitution after learning that bloody song in grade school was a frightening revelation
I watched a bunch of those videos when I was 5, and I didn't revisit them until this February for my last musical at high school. I knew an alarming amount of the songs, the Preamble best of all
3:33 Family story Grandma and Grandpa are dating, maybe in the late 1940s. Grandma bakes him a loaf of bread, screws up and converts it into pure carbon. Rock solid, ass burned as burned could conceivably by. Being a gentleman, he politely takes it anyway, just for the sake of her feelings. Few days later, next date rolls around. She comes to his place and comes in... just as he realizes he forgot to hide his new doorstop.
YES! THIS WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE VIDEOS! I’ve been waiting to hear Matt indecisively stutter answers that don’t make sense but still are entirely correct
@@smashthesubscribebuttonI know right? He forced me into a pale white room and tied me up to a chair blindfolded. I then heard him scream “Hey guys what’s up I just kidnapped this random stranger and we’re gonna see if he prefers feastables or hershey’s but he’s blindfolded!” He then told me to take my blindfold off and walk towards another chair where he sat me down and made me close my eyes and he gave me both the chocolates and asked me “Which one is better?” I chose the one on the right. It turned out, the one on the right was the Hershey’s chocolate. And then MrBeast proceeded to pull out a fucking AK47 and shoot me in the head and kill me. And then I respawned and managed to watch Matt Rose again.
This might be kinda TMI. But I've been struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts lately. I'm currently going through every single one of your videos because you manage to make me smile. Thank you Matt Rose. You are an amazing and hilarious human being and I'm glad that someone can still make me laugh. Thank you 🙏
Matt saying race car in slow motion with a wavy voice is one of those things which you never thought of hearing, yet looking back is honestly very normal.
"Hey Ouija, what's the best way to lose weight?" "A S K A G A I N L A T E R" Isn't that a nifty idea, a toy Ouija board that you can ask questions that uses magnets to spell out Magic 8Ball responses.
Mondays are made much better with the inclusion of Matt rose. I get so happy when I remember a new Matt rose video is coming out. Makes like worth living.
5:54 theres something heartwarming and hilarious about a bunch of strangers encouraging a person to come out to their parents by spelling out the first two paragrahs of the american constitution
this is my FAVORITE subreddit. I spent like ten minutes crying laughing when I found it! Loved the previous oujia video, so I clicked on this one faster than I though I could :D
Thank you for that description. I was trying to think of the most concise way to say that it looked raw and over cooked at the same time and you nailed it.
It’s because the internet is a hive mind. You will be bullied relentlessly into submission if you express any opinion that is not the popular one even if it’s well reasoned.
Hey kids, there's a neat filmmaking trick here! Wonder how was Matt able to control that Stella bottle cap in this skit around 4:33? Well, he was able to control that pieces of metal movements with his massive... SKULLLEMOJI
That last post with the constitution was genuinely heartwarming, hope whoever sent the initial post didn't have any trouble with their parents. Awesome what the people of the internet can do for each other sometimes.
I physically had to clamp my mouth shut with a hair clip to stop my self from bursting out in laughter because it was one in the morning and everyone in my house was asleep. This is singlehandedly the greatest video I've seen all year.
I actually joined r/askouija after Matt's initial video on it (although I haven't actually taken part in any posts yet), and I spent a while scrolling through a load of posts. It's hilarious, and I love it. These videos are so much better than just reading through the posts, though. Hearing things said (and so expressively, at that) adds so much to it 😂😂
i love that you did the whole kazoo moaning thing with a whizzer instead of a kazoo 😭. unless i'm just a dumb american and kazoo means something different in england
I feel like AskOuija would be more scarier then an actual Ouija, instead of one ghost, you get multiple, and not to mention they’re all reditors
AskOuija used as a horror/paranormal comedy plotline...
I wonder if the AskOuija ghosts are people we died and are trapped to answer questions on redid, sounds worse than death to me
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Matt Rose saying "skibidi ohio gyatt fanum tax sigma" was truly a experience.
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I’ve always wanted to hear it
He did what?!
@@llelelelelelelelelelfellow random typek fan?
"girls just wanna have fins"
can confirm. mermaids are aspirational.
Agreed but I'd prefer to be a centauress tbh
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i agree but i'd rather be a whale
@@BoredomNoises whales are the cutest behemoths.
CUZ GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UNN~ OHH GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUNN!!
"You mother and I are getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂" had me laughing so hard 😭
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your mother and I are getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
-Matt rose
The funniest part is that I'm the person, who started the comment
they definitely “befriended” her
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I love how in the US Constitution thread, you can clearly see the users change as they alternatingly come on- and off-line
Btw Just checked, the parents accept them too, so Good Ending.
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THE FACT THAT THE CHAOTIC GHOSTS MANAGED THE ENTIRE PREAMBLE TO SUPPORT A CLOSETED PERSON!!!
It was interesting watching them all spell it out. I was expecting it not to work lmao.
They were not supporting him, they wanted to see how it'd go.
@@GunSpyEnthusiast Sounds to me like they were on the fence about it and just wanted to see some chaos before going through with it.
@@GunSpyEnthusiastThey were cooking some devilish stuff
To be fair, it was mostly sections where 2-3 people were taking turns.
" BEHOLD! THE URINATOR! "
found a new favorite response to someone knocking on the stall I'm in.
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I was vividly imagining a bat - as in, the animal - and was thrown for a loop when I tried to figure out how it translated to a *leg* of all things
A human one. Serious stuff
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I see your US Constitution and I raise you: that time r/AskOuija spelled out the entirety of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody. Proud to have contributed around 3 letters to it, including one of the ones in one of the first few lines!
That sounds like it was an experience! And not necessarily a bad one either.
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The fact that people actually spelt out the first 2 paragraphs of the U.S Constitution to make someone come out is fucking insane-
Just imagine what they will do next! Recite a poem?!
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Darn I was hoping to type out the poem "Nothing Gold Can Stay" by Robert Frost
The internet is a pseudo-hivemind with genius level intellect but the only way to get it to do something is to suggest that it can't.
Shia LaBeouf, famous for his cannibalism, once organized some kind of protest and people were harassing him so he moved it to a random place and posted nothing but a picture of the night sky. The internet was able to cross-reference the timestamp of the photo with astronomical star patterns and pinpoint his exact location based on them.
Edit: Just to be clear, Shia LaBeouf isn't actually a cannibal. That's referencing Rob Cantor's 'Shia LaBeouf'.
"Help im stuck in a room with WALLS" is so underrated
It is. Can we get a sequel to Stuck in a room with WALLS
Matt I figure you'll appreciate this; I volunteer with 12-14 year old girl guides and one night we had them design their own board games. One group named theirs "Skibidi Rizzler". the game board was made to look like an ipad covered in cheeto dust. Players would compete for "mewing points" and the "jail" space was Ohio. it was extremely cursed and hilarious.
oh you need to give more detail
Soooooo... where can I buy it? 👀
Buy the idea for 50 cent, and then do what Google did once to Bump!
I need this game
Makes since that jail would be Ohio
My Ouijia told me I'm hot , Must be the spirit of my Gay friend
This video was made 10 minutes ago. You posted this comment 9 minutes ago, how the fuck are you so early?
@@triplus198 some people have all notifications on
You're hot
(This is definitely that same spirit)
@@triplus198 maaaaaaagiiiiiiic
For me the video was posted 36 mins ago
This comment was 39 mins ago
The way Matt said “YOLO” like he had just took cocaine really shows Matt’s dedication, now we need him to do a full video covering Reddit’s Worst Bread and soon Matt Rose being arrested and going into cardiac arrest. Now I want the U.S. Constitution thing to appear in my nightmares
What exactly makes you say „like he just took cocaine“?
What makes you think he didn’t actually take cocaine?
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realizing i could still recite along with the entire preamble of the constitution after learning that bloody song in grade school was a frightening revelation
fr, we had to sing it for a month
indoctrination!
We’re still being abducted. Not what I meant to say, but sure why not?
I watched a bunch of those videos when I was 5, and I didn't revisit them until this February for my last musical at high school. I knew an alarming amount of the songs, the Preamble best of all
@@hellishbrogaming3643 DUDE RIGHT, I WAS HUMMING ALONG TO IT
Matt reads these like a toddler trying to read for the first time
BAHAHA
AIRY!!!
That is one hell of smart toddler.
@@GreenerThan_AndrewsTie Bagurisha iki?
Sounds like me when I sound out a sentence in Japanese when translating. VL
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It looks like it’s many people working together when it’s mainly just 2 people with a random straggler every now and then
Oh it's true
That's mostly just because people don't look THAT far into comment chains. That's A LOT of "Read More" buttons
3:33 Family story
Grandma and Grandpa are dating, maybe in the late 1940s. Grandma bakes him a loaf of bread, screws up and converts it into pure carbon. Rock solid, ass burned as burned could conceivably by. Being a gentleman, he politely takes it anyway, just for the sake of her feelings. Few days later, next date rolls around. She comes to his place and comes in... just as he realizes he forgot to hide his new doorstop.
PFFT-
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YES! THIS WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE VIDEOS! I’ve been waiting to hear Matt indecisively stutter answers that don’t make sense but still are entirely correct
relatable
same
especially "skibidi fortnite ohio gyatt fanum tax sigma" (i need to wash my hands after typing that)
Great results when you ask a collection of Redditors ANY question that they answer one letter at a time
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what is wrong with me
SAME 😭😭😭
what is wrong with US
1:49 the urinator...
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5:55 what English sounds like to non-english speakers:
That's actually surprisingly accurate
That's kinda accurate (at least if I remember correctly how it sounded to me 13 years ago)
lmao
7:02 This is the loudest I’ve ever heard Matt scream oh my god
Hello I saw you on MrBeast
@@smashthesubscribebuttonI know right? He forced me into a pale white room and tied me up to a chair blindfolded. I then heard him scream “Hey guys what’s up I just kidnapped this random stranger and we’re gonna see if he prefers feastables or hershey’s but he’s blindfolded!” He then told me to take my blindfold off and walk towards another chair where he sat me down and made me close my eyes and he gave me both the chocolates and asked me “Which one is better?” I chose the one on the right. It turned out, the one on the right was the Hershey’s chocolate. And then MrBeast proceeded to pull out a fucking AK47 and shoot me in the head and kill me. And then I respawned and managed to watch Matt Rose again.
Agreed
3 people basically carried this
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6:00 my god they actually did it.
1:04 “NOT ON THE BOAT SOLDIER”
Edging Private Ryan
Worst decision of my life was typing this crap
LOL @@ChesterManfred
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Didn't think I would hear matt moaning today 👍
This is so damn cursed
@@stuffie5175 never thought in my life I'd hear that 💀
@@Curlyhairkiddd ESPECIALLY NOT ALONG WITH REPEATED PAUSES OF A RUBBER CHICKEN
@@stuffie5175 IT SOUNDS SO UNHINGED HGGHG 😭😭
My ears have been violated
A lot of people don't know this but "Adolph Hit Me One More Time" was actually the working demo title. True story.
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This might be kinda TMI. But I've been struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts lately. I'm currently going through every single one of your videos because you manage to make me smile. Thank you Matt Rose. You are an amazing and hilarious human being and I'm glad that someone can still make me laugh. Thank you 🙏
2:34 Matt gets rejected by a Ouija board
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Matt saying race car in slow motion with a wavy voice is one of those things which you never thought of hearing, yet looking back is honestly very normal.
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5:35 I cannot imagine how awful this editing process was. Bravo.
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2:11 DDDDOORRHHINNGGEEEEE goodbye💀💀💀
dorhinge goodbye :3
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Funny how I’m watching this while I’m supposed to be doing a very important test. Matt is just too important
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"Hey Ouija, what's the best way to lose weight?"
"A S K A G A I N L A T E R"
Isn't that a nifty idea, a toy Ouija board that you can ask questions that uses magnets to spell out Magic 8Ball responses.
"Help! I'm stuck in a room with W A L L S" really got me 😭
3:40 As I girl, I can confirm, we indeed wish we had fins.
same
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Why did I instantly think of dune part two when I read "Messiah"
top comment im calling it
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What does it mean when when my butthole is itchy and tickly
Well, what’s in it for me?
2:45 Truly a skulemoj moment.
"Adolph Hit Me Baby One More Time" got me. It got me good.
MATT ROSE MONDAY LETS GOOOO
BABE WAKE UP NEW MATT ROSE MONDAY VIDEO JUST DROPPED
This reminded me that it was, in fact, monday
Maybe Garfield would hate Mondays less if we showed him Matt Rose
LET US GO!
TO WAR!
Mondays are made much better with the inclusion of Matt rose. I get so happy when I remember a new Matt rose video is coming out. Makes like worth living.
2:19 HOW DID I KNOW!??!?
Me too omg
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5:54 theres something heartwarming and hilarious about a bunch of strangers encouraging a person to come out to their parents by spelling out the first two paragrahs of the american constitution
this is my FAVORITE subreddit. I spent like ten minutes crying laughing when I found it! Loved the previous oujia video, so I clicked on this one faster than I though I could :D
3:27 that’s not bread, that’s burned bread dough!
Thank you for that description. I was trying to think of the most concise way to say that it looked raw and over cooked at the same time and you nailed it.
2:52 Missed opportunity for loin stories
You mean loin stories.
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1:42 OH NO MY MOM S AROUND THE WALL CORNER
IM SCARED
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I'm honestly impressed by at so many people can actually work together consistently to get something that isn't gebberish
It’s because the internet is a hive mind. You will be bullied relentlessly into submission if you express any opinion that is not the popular one even if it’s well reasoned.
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6:40 who else was singing the song
0:56 Well, spirits being high would explain the madness of r/AskOuija.
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3:59 oh god I’m crying
1 minute ago and is on timed??
SAME OIHUHHRHHJ
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Not the Jschlatt profile picture
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This prison to hold... ME?
I WAS EXPECTING SISYPHUS/MINOS
ahhhh….free at last
A visitor? Hmmm, indeed, I have slept long enough.
new boss
That last post with the constitution was genuinely heartwarming, hope whoever sent the initial post didn't have any trouble with their parents. Awesome what the people of the internet can do for each other sometimes.
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Matt I love you, please don't turn into a headband and then get kidnapped by a comically large mosquito at 2:56 am tonight
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6:46 favourite bit
Matt said previously that he would never mention Skibidi again, he broke his true promise.
9-Volt did it again
6:56 literally wrote a damn essay
Did not expect matt rose saying "skibidi ohio gyatt fanum tax sigma" to be on my bingo card for 2024.
I physically had to clamp my mouth shut with a hair clip to stop my self from bursting out in laughter because it was one in the morning and everyone in my house was asleep. This is singlehandedly the greatest video I've seen all year.
I’m actually surprised that they actually did the first 2 paragraphs of the constitution. That was the funniest thing ever
Ah yes, the Ouija board. The best thing to cause chaos in your friend group.
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"Help! I'm stuck in a room with W A L L S" absolutely took me out. Xd
7:08 "mhm"
5:20 made me suicidal
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Matt imitating Kazoo sex was not on my 2024 bingo card
I knew that poem was going to end with "kazoo."
I love how Matt just gets so worried when the ouija says I love… cake.He was like oh oh ok
I mean, he _is_ taken
1:17 Imagine you go watch a porn video and the first thing you hear is "They ain't believe in us"
GOD DID
"TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER"
WE THE BEST MUSIC
DJ KHALID 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
the fact that they are a nfsw account
2:02 Abba, god as father, or ABBA the supergroup, i can't tell
5:24 (the Ouija part) love this channel so much, it’s just so amazing
"Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever heard of ABBA?" real
For me, ABBA is better than sex, even though I never had sex in my life
The sequelathon of Matt Rose is Matt Tulip.
He’s danish now.
Matt Tulip could be Dutch too
this is my favourite subreddit. thanks for revisiting :D
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"Just propose her dude. The worst she can say is *YIKES*" had me laughing hard
3:08 I'm literally eating a sandwich with pumpernickel bread right now
_what_
I have never heard of it lol
2:07 D O R H I N G E goodbye :D
Goodbye :DD
Goodbye :DDD
Goodbye :DDDD
I love to prove the realness of his Ouija board, Matt broke his arm for all of us
3:55 Idk why but THIS PART is the one that made me lose it
Really thought the list of charges was going to be "arson, manslaughter, and arse slaughter." The way it went instead was...something.
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i thought it was gonna be mr men-
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this is funnier to me since D-day is literally the SAME DAY as my birthday lmao
0:01 Why does this seem like something GradeAUnderA would say?
5:25 what if
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1:23 looks like the tables have turned
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This effort was more collaborative than American politics
3:16 Literally having a chicken sandwich with sourdough bread right now.
that dude must be shit at cooking if he thinks chibata if thinks bad
6:20 tv at 2am
I actually joined r/askouija after Matt's initial video on it (although I haven't actually taken part in any posts yet), and I spent a while scrolling through a load of posts. It's hilarious, and I love it. These videos are so much better than just reading through the posts, though. Hearing things said (and so expressively, at that) adds so much to it 😂😂
i love that you did the whole kazoo moaning thing with a whizzer instead of a kazoo 😭. unless i'm just a dumb american and kazoo means something different in england
How did i know that he used a magnet 4:48 when ive never seen that trick
Common sense