What’s a secret you’ll never tell your partner?!

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @kweefsweat5628
    @kweefsweat5628 3 года назад +3429

    These will make you not wanna deal with nobody 😂😂

    • @Sapper201D
      @Sapper201D 3 года назад +72

      Lol! I'm already there!

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 3 года назад +58

      I'm already at that point...

    • @ladyshaw0698
      @ladyshaw0698 3 года назад +18

      #RealTalk

    • @snogletree
      @snogletree 3 года назад +42

      Been at that point. Ppl crazy in these streets

    • @tleace2736
      @tleace2736 3 года назад +16

      On GOD! Lmao

  • @willb9022
    @willb9022 3 года назад +3333

    People do realize they’re suppose to like the person they’re in a relationship with right? Dare I say love 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @blackcatlady2172
      @blackcatlady2172 3 года назад +215

      I swear I don't understand most of these people nowadays and why they even bother being in "relationships." I honestly want to know the reason because I can't figure it out to save my life. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️❓⁉️

    • @naomiford4209
      @naomiford4209 3 года назад +262

      I think people nowadays are just looking for someone to split the bills with 😬

    • @willb9022
      @willb9022 3 года назад +106

      @@naomiford4209 roommate

    • @tashumbriamiller
      @tashumbriamiller 3 года назад +130

      @@blackcatlady2172 Right. If I'm keeping secrets that big from my "other" then we're not in a relationship. We're in a convenience.

    • @MsCasstastic
      @MsCasstastic 3 года назад +12

      Naw, Will B...that there what you talkin' 'bout sounds too much like "right".

  • @ya.baldheadedmama97
    @ya.baldheadedmama97 3 года назад +1904

    Do these people understand that they don’t have to be in a relationship?

    • @blackcatlady2172
      @blackcatlady2172 3 года назад +123

      You need to interrupt ALL broadcasts and say that again -- on repeat! 🗣️📢

    • @idkwuzgoinon
      @idkwuzgoinon 3 года назад +87

      The complete lack of boundaries and consent with some of these I- 😭

    • @mfmarko954
      @mfmarko954 3 года назад +2

      But you could be.. heeey

    • @antoniojohnson3925
      @antoniojohnson3925 3 года назад +9

      Honey from your lips to gods ears misery loves company I want no parts I don’t wanna be bothered I’m good

    • @CherryBlossomBlyue
      @CherryBlossomBlyue 3 года назад +2

      Apparently not

  • @GCurtisJr
    @GCurtisJr 3 года назад +1825

    Why is “I dig in his belly button when he sleep” the most regular thing on here😭

    • @Katarina23
      @Katarina23 3 года назад +60

      Yuck🤮. I hate digging my own let alone another. These ppl are nasty

    • @GCurtisJr
      @GCurtisJr 3 года назад +46

      @@Katarina23 facts, shorty trifling…she must be from dirty docks

    • @MovableNu
      @MovableNu 3 года назад +17

      I'm hoping that partner is truly doing it as a favor to the dug-on one? Maybe someone gets too grossed out to have it done while awake? Maybe? 🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @rodom9195
      @rodom9195 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MiamiPush2theLimit
      @MiamiPush2theLimit 3 года назад +33

      @@Katarina23 I get it. When you’re that physically attracted to someone you find yourself doing things you never thought you’d do 😩😭

  • @jokerYG
    @jokerYG 3 года назад +2449

    This low key made me sad. People are just plain mean and evil. 40 and single and this is what is out there in the relationship world for me. I think I'm gonna stay here in Singledelphia where it's safe lol.

    • @daniela_k_
      @daniela_k_ 3 года назад +206

      These made me laugh way harder than I should have. But I agree with staying in Singledelphia cuz people are clearly crazy.

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 3 года назад +78

      Same! I'm okay being single 🙂

    • @angelabrown1104
      @angelabrown1104 3 года назад +112

      Listen, I have a bad feeling these aren't the very worst ones. 😱
      These games, tricks, and juggling acts out in these streets masquerading as relationships.
      I do not wish to have to keep one eye open cuz of what someone might do to me while I'm sleeping, nor do I want the man I claim to want a future with paying "rent" for a house "we renting together" but I bought years ago. WTAF???
      Singledelphia is the spot with its peace and healthy sanity.

    • @leeluv96
      @leeluv96 3 года назад +73

      I live there too. I was talking to someone the other day about me being single. I seriously told her, "My dating skills are stuck in the 90's."

    • @hpittman2413
      @hpittman2413 3 года назад +53

      You never know what's lurking behind those loving eyes. 👀 I'm good, my peace of mind is more important.

  • @allydaopera
    @allydaopera 3 года назад +1403

    Seeing Black Jesus callin his daddy telling him to start the rapture made me physically choke on my Hawaiian roll 🙃😂

    • @momzdavis5812
      @momzdavis5812 3 года назад +73

      Not da Hawian Roll?😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    • @TheJazlee1
      @TheJazlee1 3 года назад +44

      I spit out my tea. 😂😂 This world is crazy.

    • @fullbloomlily7467
      @fullbloomlily7467 3 года назад +38

      Yes... that one got me...lol

    • @JayDeeMarvelMusic
      @JayDeeMarvelMusic 3 года назад +30

      But definitely necessary after that….both parents is wild

    • @mhharley
      @mhharley 3 года назад +6

      Yaaaaaaasssssss

  • @DeAMurphy2004
    @DeAMurphy2004 3 года назад +364

    Some people would rather be toxic than be alone.

    • @hawihawi9260
      @hawihawi9260 2 года назад +14

      True. Honestly I question these so called married couples. Sometimes it's a front just to say I have someone and not single anymore. Otherwise they are miserable.

    • @Chastidee
      @Chastidee 13 дней назад +4

      Yes 😔.

  • @chefbanjo8139
    @chefbanjo8139 3 года назад +800

    I got questions about the “sex with both parents” one. Was it a threesome situation? Was it at the same time? Or are his parents secretly cheating on each other with the same person? How much does everyone involved need Jesus?

    • @blackcatlady2172
      @blackcatlady2172 3 года назад +171

      The only part of your inquiry I can answer with confidence is: "They need Jesus A LOT! "

    • @Katarina23
      @Katarina23 3 года назад +34

      @@blackcatlady2172 they need God. Jesus is his messenger. God save them all🙌

    • @HPLA25
      @HPLA25 3 года назад +56

      I want these answers too. This relationship has to be on reddit somewhere.

    • @PrincessAfrica3
      @PrincessAfrica3 3 года назад +34

      @@Katarina23 they need their sins erased by Jesus Christ, so He’s not just a messenger

    • @msbrt8638
      @msbrt8638 3 года назад +19

      Same sex parents? I'm sickened either way

  • @juliadyall
    @juliadyall 3 года назад +707

    This is why I need someone who's already booed up with the LORD💯💯💯

    • @casandratappin6349
      @casandratappin6349 3 года назад +27

      Amen!!

    • @mathapelo4781
      @mathapelo4781 3 года назад +15

      Amen

    • @backtalk9343
      @backtalk9343 3 года назад +35

      Religious men are likely the worst tho.

    • @TheeBratzDollxox
      @TheeBratzDollxox 3 года назад +130

      @@backtalk9343 that’s why you avoid religious and go for the ones who actually have a relationship with God Lol

    • @ladyshaw0698
      @ladyshaw0698 3 года назад +18

      Why are people so busy trying be smarter than you or one up your comment that they low key trying to correct you, but saying the same thing differently.
      Just give the woman her props for pointing out #facts.
      People be Doing Too Much, EVERYWHERE.
      I low key hate the internet, but I also need it. 😥😫

  • @greggjohnson9149
    @greggjohnson9149 3 года назад +1021

    Jazmine responded, ”I'm not scared of lions and tigers and bears (oh no) but I'm scared of ALL of youuuuuu."

    • @Mufasa6690
      @Mufasa6690 3 года назад +95

      Why did I sing this😂😂😂 ad lib and all

    • @igualdad5505
      @igualdad5505 3 года назад +25

      @@Mufasa6690 me too🤣🤣

    • @CherieMonique5
      @CherieMonique5 3 года назад +35

      I was just gonna say she better write a fire song about all these responses but she done already wrote the song years ago! Who knew! 😆

    • @islandprincesscastle
      @islandprincesscastle 3 года назад +18

      Best comment. I sang your comment as well 🤣

    • @KPryor1100
      @KPryor1100 3 года назад +17

      Not only did I read all of that, I actually sang the whole song with the "amended" lyrics! 🤣

  • @p.a.8746
    @p.a.8746 3 года назад +1088

    They gotta be trolling, because ain’t no way so many people are this crazy! 😂😂

    • @duchesseebene1273
      @duchesseebene1273 3 года назад +143

      At any given time, 1 in 5 people experiences a mental health problem/illness. Looks like they all found Jasmine Sullivan's Twitter!

    • @ya.baldheadedmama97
      @ya.baldheadedmama97 3 года назад +81

      Gotta Be! because the people making these confessions sound so proud of themselves…

    • @angelabrown1104
      @angelabrown1104 3 года назад +80

      You have better faith in humanity than many of us.
      With what we've been seeing for several years now, seems "stupid" and "foolish" were on clearance and too many idiots purchased wholesale-sized amounts of both. 🤣

    • @withexpectancy5818
      @withexpectancy5818 3 года назад +17

      There’s a way😆

    • @bbutler7158
      @bbutler7158 3 года назад +39

      No, I think they really are. Next folk will be providing receipts🧾. 🙄

  • @brandandixon
    @brandandixon 3 года назад +418

    The “when u go to sleep I be eating cookies” is the only thing a can relate too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KPryor1100
      @KPryor1100 3 года назад +4

      Me too! Lol

    • @charmcharm2352
      @charmcharm2352 3 года назад +18

      Cookies, chips, icecream, chocolate...😂😂

    • @alexe7012
      @alexe7012 3 года назад +8

      Y’all wild lol I share cookies when he’s awake 😂
      That’s betrayal of the highest degree, especially if it’s chocolate chip

    • @Lulalily
      @Lulalily 3 года назад

      Same lol

    • @charmcharm2352
      @charmcharm2352 3 года назад +14

      @@alexe7012 Listen. 😂 Hubby is 6ft 3 n built like a foot ball player. Snacks cannot last. I like a lil sumn sumn when I'm watchin ma shows nah. What's a woman to do? 😂😂 He gives me the side eye when he sees the wrappers n icecream containers in the garbage the next day. Lord forgive me but I straight blame the kids!😂

  • @JesusismygoodShepard
    @JesusismygoodShepard 3 года назад +487

    I've never been more happy being single than I am right now. When Jesus said there's none good but one, that is, God... mannnn I feel this more and more each day!!!

    • @ladyshaw0698
      @ladyshaw0698 3 года назад +5

      #SoSadButTrue

    • @blackcatlady2172
      @blackcatlady2172 3 года назад +12

      And I said "Amen!" while dropping a $100 in the collection plate!! Mmm hmmm.👐🏽👐🏽

    • @godzshadow9001
      @godzshadow9001 3 года назад +8

      When people say I'm a good Man....in context I get what they mean but I'm not only CHRIST was they ONLY Good Man to walk this earth!! You hit the nail on the head with this one!!

    • @FaithandNova
      @FaithandNova 3 года назад +1

      @@godzshadow9001 amen to that 🙌🏽🙌🏽

    • @kenyatta4rmdabeach745
      @kenyatta4rmdabeach745 3 года назад +3

      Facts my girl has wanted to break up with 3 times for telling the truth. She's still with me I told her I rather her be mad at me and respect the truth. Than to be deceived and believe a lie. Loyalty, honesty, and basic principles are damn near absent in most relationship

  • @positivity37
    @positivity37 3 года назад +376

    Being single feels great after watching this 😅

    • @blackcatlady2172
      @blackcatlady2172 3 года назад +9

      Don't it, tho?!

    • @aharris82
      @aharris82 3 года назад +14

      It gets lonely sometimes, but it's great to have peace of mind.

    • @milili27
      @milili27 3 года назад +3

      Yep, cause you don’t have to deal with all that mess that’s in the video. Sexy Free and Single.

    • @sylviaj270
      @sylviaj270 3 года назад +5

      It made me appreciate it even more.

    • @08onewish
      @08onewish 18 дней назад

      I’m about to break up with my bf after this lol 😂😂

  • @KayBeOnline
    @KayBeOnline 3 года назад +48

    @ 1:00 😂😂😂 not Jesus tellin' 'em to gone head and start the rapture 😭😭😭

    • @blaackberry
      @blaackberry 18 дней назад +4

      Thats exactly when I hit PAUSE and walked these old bones down to the comments 😂😂😂

    • @np-gi6vz
      @np-gi6vz 15 дней назад +3

      I paused there and scrolled down too 😂 that has to be ppl just lying to her because WTF

  • @RomaroBrandon
    @RomaroBrandon 3 года назад +847

    I honestly didn't think it could get worst after the strap one. Not only did it get worst but it progressively got worst.

  • @ameer8966
    @ameer8966 3 года назад +422

    RUclips is the only social media I use. There’s a whole world out there I know nothing about… 😳

    • @Proverbs-vw2sc
      @Proverbs-vw2sc 3 года назад +43

      Ikr....I feel lost, but somewhat relieved that I dont know about THAT world!

    • @pagingdrbitchcraft
      @pagingdrbitchcraft 3 года назад +32

      My 67 y/o mother talking about "I should get a Facebook" NO MAMA NO!! 😫😆

    • @aharris82
      @aharris82 3 года назад +16

      I got rid of FB years ago, don't miss it one bit...

    • @mirikaye5606
      @mirikaye5606 3 года назад +16

      This is me!! I've got a FB that I just use for marketplace but I know absolutely nothing about Twitter, Instagram, none of em... And I'm a millennial! I'm in a corner hearing Bobby Boucher's mama in my head: "That's the devil! " 🤣😂

    • @alicialee5713
      @alicialee5713 3 года назад +1

      This slightly just roped you in to IG. It can be wild.

  • @psychcjs
    @psychcjs 3 года назад +289

    P.S. these took a sharp left turn 👀
    And Tahir is the friend we all need in our lives to point out hilarity.

    • @tashumbriamiller
      @tashumbriamiller 3 года назад +24

      I personllay thoug it was going to be things like me like "I order food to eat by myself when he goes to work" but they took a whole nother direction with it!

  • @berrylamar
    @berrylamar 3 года назад +71

    In the prolific words of our Tony..."What in the haberdashery and hemoglobin?" 😆 🤣 Seriously pray saints pray!😳

  • @UEMusic09
    @UEMusic09 3 года назад +147

    It is by God's grace I found a sane person to be my wife!

    • @germyw
      @germyw 3 года назад +6

      That means that you are sane yourself. This is the part folks misd. You attract what you are.

    • @Gintoki_Madao
      @Gintoki_Madao 3 года назад +5

      @@germyw not really.. Opposite attracts too

  • @KoriandrOfTheStars
    @KoriandrOfTheStars 3 года назад +2712

    The rent one low-key a power move. Sheisty, but a power move. 😭

    • @brownhippiex496
      @brownhippiex496 3 года назад +366

      I’m actually proud of her. She’s recouping her earnings.

    • @sg7957
      @sg7957 3 года назад +171

      Would you be proud if a man did that to his woman?

    • @KoriandrOfTheStars
      @KoriandrOfTheStars 3 года назад +274

      @@sg7957 Aight who did this to you 😭

    • @UniquelyMeAlmaLee
      @UniquelyMeAlmaLee 3 года назад +204

      Sounds like an investment property to me

    • @daniela_k_
      @daniela_k_ 3 года назад +239

      Look, if he’s too dumb to look into the house he’s renting to see it’s owned by his girl then that’s on him 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @samg9045
    @samg9045 3 года назад +415

    All I could think of is “I hide food receipts from my husband because I spend too much money on fast food” damn all these other secrets are extreme and all these people need to just be single like Kev said 😂💀

    • @kdh1830
      @kdh1830 3 года назад +20

      YES lolol meeee!!! That’s as far as it goes! Lol

    • @samg9045
      @samg9045 3 года назад +30

      @@kdh1830 yes!! Lol good wholesome secrets 🤣

    • @jalondradavis2473
      @jalondradavis2473 3 года назад +53

      Right?! I thought it was going to be stuff like I got shopping bags in the trunk right now or I didn't like what he got me for my birthday but I still wear it.

    • @samg9045
      @samg9045 3 года назад +28

      @@jalondradavis2473 yup just regular stuff! But the cheating, lies, my jaw was on the floor with the strap on confession 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @Bubblegumswitch
      @Bubblegumswitch 3 года назад +19

      🙋🏾‍♀️ Same here. I go through the drive thru and and sometimes will eat in the car. When my spouse goes to wash & vacuum out the car, she finds fries or onion rings or chips underneath the seat and casually mentions it when she gets back 🤐.

  • @mz.phatbaldkat7839
    @mz.phatbaldkat7839 3 года назад +342

    "Whatcha say now Chuck??" Kev should've been stomping around in his Stacey Adams when he said that.😂😂😂😂

    • @Passion84GodAlways
      @Passion84GodAlways 3 года назад +6

      😄😆😅😂😭

    • @skilindsavoy4870
      @skilindsavoy4870 3 года назад +7

      I can't go for that, no can do.

    • @robertmarshall39
      @robertmarshall39 3 года назад +10

      Ah ha ha! And you know that's right!😂😂😂

    • @jovialjae
      @jovialjae 3 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....and that's a fa sho' right on‼️ ✅

    • @zee_lolaj7382
      @zee_lolaj7382 3 года назад +2

      🤗🤗LOVE All y'all!!

  • @dawnbrown4449
    @dawnbrown4449 3 года назад +241

    I'm sending you healing energy, Kev, you seem traumatized.

    • @blackcatlady2172
      @blackcatlady2172 3 года назад +15

      I was waiting for him to pass out! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @MsCasstastic
      @MsCasstastic 3 года назад +13

      I think we all are!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MsCasstastic
      @MsCasstastic 3 года назад +6

      ...traumatized, that is.🤣

    • @TheHardestPill
      @TheHardestPill 3 года назад +8

      😭 send some my way please!

    • @larryduncan4071
      @larryduncan4071 16 дней назад +1

      Collective PTSD....like we all just came out of a war zone.

  • @bre9612
    @bre9612 3 года назад +194

    And not wanting to deal with this mess is why I remain single. Do this to me and I’ll catch a case.😭🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @shonb989
      @shonb989 3 года назад +20

      Say it AGAIN!! Im to cool on it...Im sit this shit out Coach

    • @emmadilemma7800
      @emmadilemma7800 3 года назад +20

      I finally have a video to show people when they ask me why im single. I cant deal with people.

    • @shawilliams9701
      @shawilliams9701 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @__Selena__
      @__Selena__ 3 года назад +15

      People really out here dating people they don’t really like. It’s a damn shame 🤦🏽‍♀️ I would much rather be single than be in an unfulfilling relationship.

    • @emzzzzz0998
      @emzzzzz0998 3 года назад +5

      There’s good ones out there. I always tell people you have to change your type bc usually your type is what’s messing you up. Like before I met my husband I liked men who were assholes and macho type men then I started dating my now husband and he’s the opposite he’s nerdy and clingy and I love it! Also he’s in the army so he’s macho just in a different way. 😊

  • @drewnessg1923
    @drewnessg1923 3 года назад +117

    Start the rapture meme and Kev’s reaction took me out 😂💀

  • @prncssdiva20
    @prncssdiva20 3 года назад +269

    It’s the savagery for me. Ladies out here living wild!

    • @faithsmith8114
      @faithsmith8114 3 года назад +12

      Buck wild 😂🤣

    • @FaithandNova
      @FaithandNova 3 года назад +5

      I know a few who personally live like this 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @WeirdAlienLoner
    @WeirdAlienLoner 16 дней назад +11

    Ppl should definitely be single.....and not complaining about it.😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

  • @minzizbetter
    @minzizbetter 3 года назад +40

    🤣😂😅 Kev’s Spanish: “Kaytranada” and “es mas weirdo” lmao

  • @heylo757
    @heylo757 16 дней назад +11

    1:46 "Kaytranada"?! SEŇOR. Guess you used up your 1/8 Mexican 😂 I needed that lauhh cuz these Heaux Tales were A LOT.

  • @scoobysnax8127
    @scoobysnax8127 3 года назад +66

    People proud they out-cheated their partner should never be in a relationship.

    • @chazl9531
      @chazl9531 3 года назад +2

      This is why overpopulation and the foster system is a problem. People out here irresponsibly procreating or just having sex with whatever makes them horny. This world is fucked. Literally 😂😂

  • @rikeshiadavidson432
    @rikeshiadavidson432 3 года назад +127

    Listen, paying rent on the house you bought is a FINESSE. 💁🤷😆

  • @YoJoRockThaBeat
    @YoJoRockThaBeat 3 года назад +193

    Ladies and Gentlemen. Get close to God and get close to him asap because if you're close to him he will naturally protect you from these deviants in human clothing by having your discernment gears working 24/7.

    • @AllyMark-xy8ry
      @AllyMark-xy8ry 3 года назад +13

      Amen!!

    • @blackcatlady2172
      @blackcatlady2172 3 года назад +8

      @@AllyMark-xy8ry I second and triple that "Amen."
      NOW is the time and TODAY is the day.

    • @FaithandNova
      @FaithandNova 3 года назад +4

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @yaya91909
      @yaya91909 3 года назад +5

      Golden 🙏🏽♥️✨

    • @msbrt8638
      @msbrt8638 3 года назад +5

      So true!! Great comment

  • @tyinva1212
    @tyinva1212 3 года назад +216

    I'm glad I'm old and married. These young people are crazy.

    • @stephaniecrumpton2133
      @stephaniecrumpton2133 3 года назад +13

      Yesss

    • @blackcatlady2172
      @blackcatlady2172 3 года назад +34

      I'm old and single...and that's good, too. These streets are for the cesspool. 💪🏽

    • @tashumbriamiller
      @tashumbriamiller 3 года назад +9

      I'm glad I'm hitched too, cause I can't be out there hating someone I'm with.

    • @nena_gz
      @nena_gz 3 года назад +3

      🤷🏾‍♀️ Mee tooo! 😂🤣😂 I showed him this and the way his brow curled with disdain, lmao.

    • @charmcharm2352
      @charmcharm2352 3 года назад +5

      Listen! Was just about to fuss hubby for leaving the kitchen messy again but chile after listening to these horrors Imma shut my mouth and wipe down that counter (again) with a smile on my face and a song in my heart cuz Lordt! Da people dem done gone crazy outchere!😲

  • @christenford3864
    @christenford3864 3 года назад +130

    And THIS is why that guy did the whole post BEGGING Steph Curry parents to stay together🙃🙃 there's nothing out here married people

    • @crissoa
      @crissoa 3 года назад +7

      😂😂 I thought about that post. Someone needs to show these to Dell and Sonia.

    • @MovableNu
      @MovableNu 3 года назад +5

      Sometimes long-time marrieds may need a break. But, if they separate for a long or short time, they need to read ALL up in this post to know what awaits them out here with us singles. 😳

    • @sbfairy
      @sbfairy 3 года назад +4

      That post was everything!!! At the end when he said “They pegging out here” I liked to died laughing. I’m still laughing about that post.

    • @charmcharm2352
      @charmcharm2352 3 года назад +5

      Now THAT was a word aye? Didn't know what "pegging" was and me with my fool self went and asked the folks in the comments. Lordt have mercy! Had ta call fuh ma smelling salts. Almost pass clean out! Nope cannot do it. Told hubby if something happens to him that's it for me. Shop close.

    • @tee415y510
      @tee415y510 3 года назад

      Google Solomon Missouri Tweet for those who are curious about "the post". Glad for the comments that took me there.

  • @benshort7563
    @benshort7563 3 года назад +80

    Aaannnddd there goes what little faith I still had left for humanity.......

  • @ambercastle3667
    @ambercastle3667 3 года назад +43

    This just confirms why I have trust issues and have been choosing to be single. People be trifling!

    • @blackcatlady2172
      @blackcatlady2172 3 года назад +5

      Most think that people like us are crazy and "missing out." I've been in my share of toxic relationships and I've had enough. So now, when I hear/read stuff like this, I can honestly say that I can't relate unless I'm talking about the past. I don't miss any of it.

  • @Unveranosinmi
    @Unveranosinmi 3 года назад +217

    The rent one is evil but smart. Most of em are evil actually. How could you be taking someone’s money like that tho especially if they’re your person. The toilet paper one is the least horrible and that says a lot.😭😭😭

    • @sideancg6312
      @sideancg6312 3 года назад +26

      I could see myself doing the rent one.

    • @mi3helle707
      @mi3helle707 3 года назад +1

      @@sideancg6312 LOOOOL

    • @paigewashington6018
      @paigewashington6018 3 года назад +17

      If he knew it was paid for would he still pull his weight?

    • @Lill2895
      @Lill2895 3 года назад +23

      @@paigewashington6018 Exactly. Here wouldn't. Rent is the most pricey living expense. You take that away and some motivation goes away financially. That's her house. If she had to pay it off, why should he be able to live there for free? Lol

    • @Snowboarding2020
      @Snowboarding2020 3 года назад +2

      No it's not. I charge my lady rent more the mortgage I pay on the home😈

  • @kellzbroadway
    @kellzbroadway 3 года назад +31

    The way I just HOLLERED!! I’m praying for these people lol

  • @flowersforme375
    @flowersforme375 16 дней назад +6

    So much free time! People are strange and scary.🤦🏾‍♀️🙅🏿‍♀️

  • @kevinjones3079
    @kevinjones3079 3 года назад +58

    This crazy and crazy lol but I still do believe there's a lady out there that I can have a healthy relationship with. No lies or secrets. Anything she going through we can pray through together. No judgements.

    • @jamesleon2990
      @jamesleon2990 3 года назад

      What if she has 10 children already????

    • @brittanywashington5194
      @brittanywashington5194 3 года назад +11

      Keep that mentality. There's still good women out there. Don't be afraid to expand your horizons. I too am single because I want to focus on my career and pursue my dreams. I know my prince will find me on my journey.

    • @Katarina23
      @Katarina23 3 года назад +2

      Don't be discouraged by a crazy few. Most women are ok. Men do shadier stuff percentage wise

    • @VC-kx4jw
      @VC-kx4jw 3 года назад +1

      Keep praying.

    • @demond1818
      @demond1818 3 года назад

      You're exactly right!! I'm reading this comment section with everyone saying "that's why I'm single" as if all this behavior is the norm. No, you're single because you're single, not because every other single person you meet is some sadistic weirdo. Half the people responding to her tweet were trolling. Why would you risk outing yourself to respond to a random tweet from some person that has no real interest in your relationship? The people with real secrets that they wanted to keep from their partner read her tweet and didn't bother to respond. That's how real secrets are kept; by not responding to random tweets on the internet about your shady behavior.

  • @TheeBratzDollxox
    @TheeBratzDollxox 3 года назад +96

    lol this just solidified for me that Earth is ghetto and I’m not having kids

    • @aharris82
      @aharris82 3 года назад +9

      "Baaaaby, the world is a ghetto" -Martin
      XD

  • @glennjeffers8040
    @glennjeffers8040 3 года назад +51

    And this is what passes for relationships these days...
    I hate it here... 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @alexandrianaomi
    @alexandrianaomi 3 года назад +41

    Omg if your partners breath stinks, tell them. That’s real love. Don’t have them out here foul, because if you think it does, I know other people do.😂 These others ones have to be trolling lmao.

  • @joemomma3208
    @joemomma3208 3 года назад +74

    I hit the powerball and I’m moving out! ✌️ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Reallyct
    @Reallyct 3 года назад +116

    I’m over here clutching my imaginary pearls like “Jesus maybe you do need to start the Rapture”.

    • @desreenjackson7638
      @desreenjackson7638 3 года назад +7

      Ha yes, this too much 😁😁😁

    • @blackcatlady2172
      @blackcatlady2172 3 года назад +10

      I've already made peace with possibly being left behind, but at least some good people will finally be spared of all this craziness. 😩

    • @desreenjackson7638
      @desreenjackson7638 3 года назад +5

      @@blackcatlady2172 😁😁

    • @chillin9822
      @chillin9822 3 года назад +3

      Maybe?! He should’ve been start it long ago 😂😂

    • @Reallyct
      @Reallyct 3 года назад +1

      @@chillin9822 😭 you right

  • @DeJahMode
    @DeJahMode 3 года назад +39

    The “Heaux Tales” got us feeling it’s liberating to tell our truths

  • @royaltruth7814
    @royaltruth7814 3 года назад +19

    People need to stop hooking up with others knowing they are selfish and conniving, go work on bettering self according to the Word of God.

  • @withexpectancy5818
    @withexpectancy5818 3 года назад +13

    This is the funniest, most disturbing, I’m glad I’m single video I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE.🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @therealkenj98
    @therealkenj98 3 года назад +20

    Lol the dating pool is shallow. It feels good to be happily single. With dealings like this, who needs an enemy when public enemy number 1 is sleeping next to you.

  • @prncssdiva20
    @prncssdiva20 3 года назад +78

    Like the man said last week love the wife of your youth. Out here ain’t the same no more!

    • @EmorettaRobinson
      @EmorettaRobinson 3 года назад +11

      It definitely ain't the same. I've been single for years and don't know about dating anyone right now.

    • @clintjohnson1023
      @clintjohnson1023 3 года назад +23

      Oh please grandma and grandpa was worst back then,just nobody knew their business.

    • @cherylkay1636
      @cherylkay1636 3 года назад +2

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Itsalwaysbeenaboutme1844
      @Itsalwaysbeenaboutme1844 3 года назад +16

      Right! It wasn't until my Grandpop's funeral that I found out the real reason why my grandparwnts slept in separate bedrooms all those years. My grandpop was a Decon and had a son that wasn't by my grandmom. I was young and asking the new Uncle when did my grandparents have him. My aunts yelled at me. Lol I was shocked and so confused and laughing during the rest of the repast 😂

    • @clintjohnson1023
      @clintjohnson1023 3 года назад +7

      @@Itsalwaysbeenaboutme1844 same with me ,i had a young neighbour who i looked at as an older play cousin not knowing he was my whole ass uncle all this time.

  • @Marvymarvmartian
    @Marvymarvmartian 3 года назад +57

    Welp.......everyone that's in a healthy relationship. Use this as added motivation.

  • @LOVELYLONDONGURL
    @LOVELYLONDONGURL 18 дней назад +9

    Why am I seeing this 3 years later. This is both terrifying and hilarious.

  • @MakeupandMentalHealth
    @MakeupandMentalHealth 3 года назад +13

    The background reactions are killing it 🤣😅🤣😂

  • @curlsncoils.
    @curlsncoils. 3 года назад +58

    I have realized in my adulthood that people are trash.

  • @evolved93
    @evolved93 3 года назад +200

    KEV: WHY ARE YOU STILL TOGETHER???
    ME: 🗣 THE MORTGAGE!!!!

    • @indiald3373
      @indiald3373 3 года назад +14

      Oh my

    • @UKLeonie
      @UKLeonie 3 года назад +19

      The ☢️☢️☢️☢️ standard of life

    • @ad2094
      @ad2094 3 года назад +3

      @@indiald3373 oh my indeed, heavens to Betsy!

    • @rolondanelson7147
      @rolondanelson7147 3 года назад +5

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Michelle.1952
      @Michelle.1952 3 года назад +11

      @@UKLeonie it's the ☣️ economy and low wages forcing people to stay together. Idk why more don't just get roommates though. At least you won't have to be intimate with them.

  • @unknownfigment
    @unknownfigment 3 года назад +147

    and this, my friends, is why i have now decided to stay single forever.
    i will simply just settle down with my fostered/adopted kids 😌.

    • @MammaKush88
      @MammaKush88 3 года назад +14

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @summertarver7932
      @summertarver7932 3 года назад +9

      Thank you

    • @amalik_333
      @amalik_333 3 года назад +14

      Girllll! You’re on to something with this one👏🏾👏🏾💯💯

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 3 года назад +7

      Yesss! Same! 👏🏾👏🏾

    • @chocha4438
      @chocha4438 3 года назад +3

      Sameeee!

  • @LindaMitchell
    @LindaMitchell 3 года назад +28

    I'm so happy to be by myself. These confessions are too much. 😳😭

  • @ladyp6904
    @ladyp6904 3 года назад +18

    They all needed to get that off their chest...but Seriously...that is Hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣

  • @zevlonantoine3986
    @zevlonantoine3986 3 года назад +18

    After listening to this whole video, I just realized why I am single. I am the most boring person in the world. I have never done any of these things. 🧐🧐

  • @cartslimpson3851
    @cartslimpson3851 3 года назад +14

    All I keep thinking about is that “police help, police HELP!” Video with the dude on the subway😂

  • @samanthamorris3063
    @samanthamorris3063 3 года назад +8

    Kev your commentary killed me 🤭😂😂 and the actual responses 😩🤣

  • @whyanubis2848
    @whyanubis2848 3 года назад +9

    My wife and I met each other at the age of 20. 9 years later we have 3 children and been through ups and downs but I won’t have it any other way. I trust her she trust me. It takes years to develop that kind of trust. If I allowed others to influence me I wouldn’t have a incredible relationship. I hope others can learn that self reflection is the best way to improve yourself.

  • @UniquelyMeAlmaLee
    @UniquelyMeAlmaLee 3 года назад +64

    LISTEN...We women been trying to tell y'all that we cheat better but y'all won't listen... not me, but we as a collective lol 😂

    • @naomiford4209
      @naomiford4209 3 года назад +34

      Lmao @ the lil disclaimer. “Not me” 😂

    • @UniquelyMeAlmaLee
      @UniquelyMeAlmaLee 3 года назад +19

      @@naomiford4209 I just had to make it clear that I don't cheat. I'll leave before I cheat.

    • @jessicachanae9977
      @jessicachanae9977 3 года назад +11

      Women don't cheat sis. 🤫

    • @UniquelyMeAlmaLee
      @UniquelyMeAlmaLee 3 года назад +7

      @@jessicachanae9977 #FACTS

    • @UniquelyMeAlmaLee
      @UniquelyMeAlmaLee 3 года назад +7

      We manage our resources lol

  • @ruthiedavis632
    @ruthiedavis632 3 года назад +14

    This is why we need The Love Hour! And for many Therapy!! LOL

  • @MeekeeKobellaDrNP
    @MeekeeKobellaDrNP 18 дней назад +4

    There’s nothing I am not going to tell my partner, if it is something he don’t know now, he will definitely know in the future. I don’t sugarcoat and I don’t live for people and their opinions. That’s it, that’s all!!!!

  • @DUUUVALxDadeCounty
    @DUUUVALxDadeCounty 3 года назад +25

    That rent one blew me 🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @Sou7hernLady
    @Sou7hernLady 2 года назад +2

    KevOnStage's reactions had me crying with laughter. 🤣🤣

  • @bettyres77
    @bettyres77 3 года назад +8

    When Kev rolled out w/the Spanish rebuke/prayer...I heard my ancestors saying " Hay Santo Oh Dios, alabado sea Tu Nombre ...o Padre amado , Oh Señor Gloria a Dios ! " #Dominican#Cruzan#GrowingUpHispanicInAPentecostalHomeBeLike #KevIFeltThatInMahSoul

  • @sweetlife4248
    @sweetlife4248 3 года назад +22

    Y'all know adultering is against the bible, but some of y'all still have something to say about people being gay

  • @CARATMom
    @CARATMom 3 года назад +11

    “Y’all need healthy relationships”. Word.

  • @a.b.7826
    @a.b.7826 3 года назад +29

    And this is why people don’t want relationships anymore.

  • @thelioness07
    @thelioness07 3 года назад +23

    I don’t want her to be with her dude 17 yrs and her boyfriend 14 years and she ain’t got a ring from neither one of them……..”Lord have mercy “ in my Spanish accent 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @ThatLadyDray
    @ThatLadyDray 3 года назад +43

    I was expecting things like shopping on Amazon & just sliding things into rotation or that you only bought yourself a donut not a battle of who the most trifling. 😭

    • @djfashow
      @djfashow 18 дней назад

      😂 not just sliding things into rotation- I thought I had invented that lol!

  • @nicolestlouis6411
    @nicolestlouis6411 3 года назад +44

    People are creepy af.

  • @WilliamsTanisha
    @WilliamsTanisha 3 года назад +16

    I went down this rabbit hole last night and whew.......😬 it was SUPER entertaining though

  • @shanettapryce4029
    @shanettapryce4029 3 года назад +48

    If his name not on the title and they ain't married, he absolutely should be paying rent 🤣🤣🤣 he doesn't need to know

    • @BrokeBrother003
      @BrokeBrother003 3 года назад +5

      Idk....its crazy...not enough details in the message (Like is she charging ol' boy more "rent" than the cost of her mortgage).....but I digress....Wouldn't this "rent" scenario be the same as the dude cheating...."If we aren't married ( you know like she doesn't have my last name) then why she need to know if he cheats?".....Its a violation of trust in both scenarios....

    • @shanettapryce4029
      @shanettapryce4029 3 года назад +8

      @@BrokeBrother003 I get you. But check this, he could be living with her rent free and still cheat all he wants. Then what would she get out of his cheating? Or she "charges the rent" and saves up some money. If he cheats and leaves she got something out of it or he's unable the work for some reason, she has a little extra to help out. It's a win for her with the extra cash.
      Plus you really can't compare cheating with being a smart investor can you?

    • @BrokeBrother003
      @BrokeBrother003 3 года назад +2

      @@shanettapryce4029....I know you playing...LOL....These "smart investors" can be the biggest crooks...I mean those "What ifs" go both ways....What if he is faithful and she cheats....wouldn't it be better for him to cheat (since they aren't married) You know so he has someone to be with if she does him dirty.....Its a trust violation...but to know how big a violation it is we need more details...I mean she could be using the money to pay for their vacations or save up for another house....then it wouldn't be as bad....You can spin it to be a positive....but if she just keeping all the bread for herself...Not a good look

    • @shanettapryce4029
      @shanettapryce4029 3 года назад +1

      @@BrokeBrother003 😂 true true.
      We do need a clearer picture of what's happening, but it's funny as heck.
      Stay happy fam 😎

    • @BrokeBrother003
      @BrokeBrother003 3 года назад +4

      @@shanettapryce4029....I'm not gonna lie....I laughed at that one frfr....🙋🏾‍♂️🤣😂😂

  • @LoniLoni11
    @LoniLoni11 3 года назад +8

    These are the secrets that show just how broken our people are. This why our relationships be in shambles from start to finish.

  • @arionjett-seals3443
    @arionjett-seals3443 3 года назад +4

    I laughed too hard watching this last night, thought it was because I was sleepy. Watched it again this morning and I'm still laughing just as hard... The rent one was my favorite LOL!

  • @SoSeductive1981
    @SoSeductive1981 3 года назад +5

    I've been single since 2005 and after hearing this.....
    I THANK GOD!!! Dating is the damn apocalypse

  • @mikeberb
    @mikeberb 3 года назад +9

    Just when I thought I was over the single life and ready to get back in the relationship game lol sheeeesh 🥴🥴🥴

  • @msT-hm5gg
    @msT-hm5gg 3 года назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣OMGAAAAW!!That monthly rent on a paid off house is the ONE!!

  • @geordiejones5618
    @geordiejones5618 3 года назад +20

    If you find someone you really vibe with don't let go.

    • @kingfuture2472
      @kingfuture2472 3 года назад +1

      Naw I'd rather stay alone adopt some kids

  • @ToleranceToAnExtent
    @ToleranceToAnExtent 3 года назад +23

    These make me wanna hold off on that gf search for a quick second. I'm good staying single for the time being 😩

  • @MsDee409
    @MsDee409 3 года назад +5

    I'm so done!!😆😆😆 The tissue booty, why they use Trick Daddy?!🤣😂 btw, in my Cleveland voice, 'that's nasty'!! 🤮

  • @AmbientOne888
    @AmbientOne888 9 дней назад +6

    0:53 Start the rapture!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @martinadams7559
    @martinadams7559 3 года назад +12

    I had enough throw the whole earth away. #Maranatha

  • @KPryor1100
    @KPryor1100 3 года назад +15

    Well dang, my little confession that I hide my snacks and eat them when everyone is asleep so that I don't have to share, is nothing compared to these people! 🤣

  • @kaseyb.4440
    @kaseyb.4440 3 года назад +6

    This is sad, but it is too hilarious not to consider this evening!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    These are our, neighbors , coworkers, and people we walk past daily!!! Jesus will be here any day now… I keep watching the clouds waiting for them to part!!! 🕊👀🕊

  • @BINFP
    @BINFP 3 года назад +13

    The rent one was hilarious and the single father one was relatable.

  • @jessicaaye3738
    @jessicaaye3738 16 дней назад +7

    This is why Godly relationships are important. it's nasty in these streets.

  • @SNEAKO15
    @SNEAKO15 3 года назад +1

    Oooo, Jesus! The way I was hollerin' driving down the road listening to this. I cannot do **in my Kev voice** 😂😂😭☠️☠️🥺😫😯😅😅😅

  • @Pink_celeb420
    @Pink_celeb420 3 года назад +13

    My heart feels so unsafe after watching that. 😟 too much savagery for me to handle.
    Where are these people? We need to ship them to an island somewhere

  • @misspowell373
    @misspowell373 3 года назад +6

    Part II ....please!
    Im dying of laughter.

  • @CharisSunny
    @CharisSunny 3 года назад +7

    Ok that rent one low-key genius 😬🤣

  • @candicecandy8137
    @candicecandy8137 3 года назад +1

    His reaction! Each 1 is priceless!! Especially the "seggs". 😂🤣😭😭😭 & the Spanish! "Y u eating a booty that ain't clean?!"🤦🏾‍♀️😰🤢

  • @wendihyd6799
    @wendihyd6799 3 года назад +32

    That rent money one! It's not that bad unless she paid it in full. He's technically just paying half the mortgage which he would need to be doing anyways if a nigga laid up!

    • @quanaj4780
      @quanaj4780 3 года назад

      same thing I was thinking...

    • @BrokeBrother003
      @BrokeBrother003 3 года назад +4

      Who said he was paying half...buddy might be paying the full "rent".....Another thought I had was...What if she charging buddy more "rent" than her mortgage payment is.....This isn't going to end well....If she has to lie (or thinks she has to lie) about owning the house....its a wrap already

    • @blackcatlady2172
      @blackcatlady2172 3 года назад +5

      My understanding based on what she said is that she already bought the house 4 years ago. It's PAID IN FULL. She just hasn't bothered to tell HIM that the house is paid for. Instead, she's letting him pay a portion of the rent under the guise that there actually IS rent due, but it's not.
      Put simply, she's collecting rent money and there's no rent. She's accumulating money from him and he is clueless. #ShadyAF

    • @BrokeBrother003
      @BrokeBrother003 3 года назад +4

      @@blackcatlady2172....I tend to lean your way...with the exception that when folks say they bought a house they still owe the bank....They say they paid it off if they own it outright.....But that's squabbling over symantics.....The only way she can put a positive spin on it is if she is saving all the money he is paying for vacations or to pay for their wedding (eventually) or to buy a new house....basically if buddy ends up getting a benefit out of it....If she just keeping and spending all the money on herself....#SuperShady

  • @kashondahicks8113
    @kashondahicks8113 3 года назад +2

    I was sad all day yesterday cause it's lonely in these single streets but then I see this frightening video!! 😳 Now I'm happily single again!!!!!! Thanks Kev for reminding me why I stay single... People are so messed up!!!

  • @EmorettaRobinson
    @EmorettaRobinson 3 года назад +43

    The different memes and pictures Kev put behind every confession though. I low-key was expecting for Kev to end the video with Usher singing Confessions.

    • @fitz2523
      @fitz2523 3 года назад +18

      She put those on her ig stories some has music

    • @Heyguhh
      @Heyguhh 3 года назад +9

      It was Jasmine but yea they’re funny😝💀

    • @EmorettaRobinson
      @EmorettaRobinson 3 года назад +2

      @@fitz2523 thanks for letting me know. I thought Kev did all of those.

    • @EmorettaRobinson
      @EmorettaRobinson 3 года назад +1

      @@Heyguhh they really are hilarious.

  • @kikash7549
    @kikash7549 3 года назад +42

    Jesus, start the rapture and Noah get the boat. We need to start over 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @03lisajade
      @03lisajade 3 года назад +5

      🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @TheeBratzDollxox
      @TheeBratzDollxox 3 года назад +6

      AGAIN 😭😭

    • @trishasmith2303
      @trishasmith2303 3 года назад +4

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @__Selena__
      @__Selena__ 3 года назад +1

      Moses need to part that Red Sea again and leave the heathens behind! 😭

    • @KayBeOnline
      @KayBeOnline 3 года назад +1

      @@TheeBratzDollxox y'all crazy 😂 but, yeah... 🥴😭