@@indexplus Why would he do that? Trump is responsible for people thinking covid is a hoax and not taking precautions and dying, not for what people eat.
FACTS: When a man blatantly says that he got a big penis that means he has a tiny penis. Russell can't have a big penis since he is of indian origin and that is the main reaon why his wife even left him.
There are a lot of comedians out there who are funny but Russell's delivery is at a whole different level. Its as if he was born for this stuff. Russell, if you are reading this, I am from Calcutta.
I love him. Was so lucky enough to meet him in 2012 at his show in Atlantic City. My ex husband is Canadian so I used to find his shows on tv - just so absolutely hilarious. He’s so nice too, the picture we took with him, he held me close and kept a 3’ distance reach out pat on my ex’s shoulder 🤣🤣😂
All of me & my siblings inherited our fathers kangaroo pouch tummy as i call it, its just like a little bowling ball Aweful lol even if i look anorexic i have the pouch
No excuses and no medication needed. It boils down to too many calories in and too little physical exertion. In other words, overeating and laziness 😆 Hey I’m right there with you Russell, same age n all!
@@Aethuviel calories are calories 🤷♂️ granted some foods will be more nutrient dense and better for our health, but it's still calories in and calories out 🤷♂️
Damn that's so true, I went from 92 to 78 (maybe even too skinny for my height) and the damn head remained chubby, and the fucking cheeks puffy; I'm actually doing exercises just on my face
I first met Russell when he was my Uber driver in Scarborough a few years back. Okay, dude rolls up chewing on a Big Mac, drinking a Coke. I said, "Hey, man u look like that guy on the Indian Detective"? He looks at me and says "Hey, bro, I am the Indian Detective" Okay, the dude drives me to Brampton, and as I was paying, no tip included, he hands me a copy of Trevor Noah's funniest Russian jokes stolen by Russell Peters. I said, who is Russell Peters? He starts screaming in Urdu and drove off. TRUE STORY LOL
Actually, most of us get fat because of the amount of carbs and sugar we eat, plus toxic cooking seed oil such as vegetable oil, soybean oil, instead of using animal fat like lard, tallow like we did thousands of years ago. But most people don't know this, and most people either don't care or don't believe what I just said.
Do you wish you could blame weight gain on something other than yourself?😂
I am surprised Russell didn't blame it on Trump
@@indexplus Why would he do that? Trump is responsible for people thinking covid is a hoax and not taking precautions and dying, not for what people eat.
Well we all are. Aren't we? I thought no one was gaining on their own. Wait...what...do they?
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That crowd cut to the ladies reaction after the penis joke was spot on by the camera crew. Great timing!
at 2:48 hells yeah
She's fucking beautiful too...loved her reaction
FACTS: When a man blatantly says that he got a big penis that means he has a tiny penis. Russell can't have a big penis since he is of indian origin and that is the main reaon why his wife even left him.
not to be that guy but all credit to the editors, my dude. They make the decisions about cuts, not cinematographers.
@@naomibelet glad to know,anyway you seem beautiful,mind taking it further?
There are a lot of comedians out there who are funny but Russell's delivery is at a whole different level. Its as if he was born for this stuff. Russell, if you are reading this, I am from Calcutta.
No.. Dave chappelle is whole another level..
I highly recommend an up and comer who goes by the name "frenchy", you won't regret it
@@johariawang7713 both are
Russel peters is a sex offender. He loves kids. I got the proof
So you're from that Italian part of India! :P
Can’t believe he’s almost 50 so young at heart , love him !
Russel's dad unwittingly is the biggest comedian of all time. Probably Russel should make a series featuring him. It will be a block buster !😅
His dad is dead, unfortunately.
His father passed away in 2004.
Unfortunately he died a while ago now
I lost it when he said "I look like a thumb" XD
4:09
I love him. Was so lucky enough to meet him in 2012 at his show in Atlantic City. My ex husband is Canadian so I used to find his shows on tv - just so absolutely hilarious. He’s so nice too, the picture we took with him, he held me close and kept a 3’ distance reach out pat on my ex’s shoulder 🤣🤣😂
All this time I was actually looking at his head thinking he looks thinner below his neck but the head looks the same thick as before. 🤣
Staying away from the fridge, is pretty efficient too
Girl at 2:49. Love her open mouth reaction.
That's right.....he does look like a thumb 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fluffy: levels of being fat? hold my beer, amigo
lmao🤣
That's funny and painfully true....I also looks like a thumb, and am in progress of becoming a toe..
Bwahaha i swear he should be more popular in the US he legit my favorite comedian ever makes me laugh every time i see him hes the best
Hahahah!!!! "Thicker than a Snickers" 😂😆 Now everyone wants Snickers!!!
My tummy has evolved over years to become just like the one my father had. I'd blame it on the DNA.
All of me & my siblings inherited our fathers kangaroo pouch tummy as i call it, its just like a little bowling ball
Aweful lol even if i look anorexic i have the pouch
Hungry? ..grab a snicker 🤣🤣
he should have used the oportunity to say that you can also get a lot of protein from the "Snicker"
that study thing is so true
it happened with me
T_T
A friend of mine lived in India for 11 years. He said local guys getting open heart surgery at the age of 50 was like clockwork.
Love the way he switches allegiance- anything bad then yes we indians do this. Anything good oh yes we Canadians. What a funny snake 😄 🤣 😂
No excuses and no medication needed. It boils down to too many calories in and too little physical exertion. In other words, overeating and laziness 😆
Hey I’m right there with you Russell, same age n all!
Wrong food*. Eat 3000 calories in carrots or meat, or eat 3000 calories in donuts and coca cola. They're handled completely differently by the body.
@@Aethuviel calories are calories 🤷♂️ granted some foods will be more nutrient dense and better for our health, but it's still calories in and calories out 🤷♂️
Damn that's so true, I went from 92 to 78 (maybe even too skinny for my height) and the damn head remained chubby, and the fucking cheeks puffy; I'm actually doing exercises just on my face
Hermes shoes on fleek!
Love this
Watching this video with a snicker in my end makes me question myself 😜
I first met Russell when he was my Uber driver in Scarborough a few
years back. Okay, dude rolls up chewing on a Big Mac, drinking a Coke. I
said, "Hey, man u look like that guy on the Indian Detective"? He looks
at me and says "Hey, bro, I am the Indian Detective" Okay, the dude
drives me to Brampton, and as I was paying, no tip included, he hands me
a copy of Trevor Noah's funniest Russian jokes stolen by Russell
Peters. I said, who is Russell Peters? He starts screaming in Urdu and
drove off. TRUE STORY LOL
Perfect stand up
Intermittend Fasting brah😏🔥🔥 thatll clear that Minionfatt right up
Thicker than a snicker is a black saying/ AAVE. It’s a compliment!
Actually, most of us get fat because of the amount of carbs and sugar we eat, plus toxic cooking seed oil such as vegetable oil, soybean oil, instead of using animal fat like lard, tallow like we did thousands of years ago. But most people don't know this, and most people either don't care or don't believe what I just said.
@Chelle Bright Yeah, I completely agree on that one
Most of us get fat because we overeat.
@Chelle Bright Yeah blame the stress. Like fit people don't have stress. Think about it and stop making excuses. You are only hurting yourself
Most of us get fat because we get fat
Most of us get fat because we overeat calories and Don't exercise
Very true buddy..
The girl in the audience she nearly made a disgusted face when he said and it Satisfy's
At least your Dr doesn't poke you in the stomach like you're the Pillsbury Doughboy.
That was a pretty neat set. Not sure why the dislikes.
I was always wondering what happened to him now I know
Just look at your thumb every once and awhile now I guess. 🤷♂️
THICC RUSSEL LMAO
Facts !
Interestingly enough I have a test on my thyroid tomorrow. This could be why I'm fat too.
Man that’s what my problem then
why does he sound like seth rogan to me lol
Oh boy! He got you on to those meds! There are simpler ways
I really satisfy, really reallllly.....im packed with peanuts
- Game Grumps 2014
Literally most of asian like this. You born skinny and then when you hit 30 you just bloated 😂
you're not fat, you're pleasantly plump! Why cause you're so pleasant.
You are looking Good Dude.Go on keto for a month and do intermittent fasting
Indiana Jones the temple of doom 😆
lol🤣
Humans are a species.
His real name is Rahul Puttar.
nobody get fat just overnight, its ur food u eat
😝🤪
He's lost a step.. did he fire any of his writers?
For some reason I used to find him funny. Now im unable to laugh at any of his jokes....
Oh... This fellow is giving excuses for this laziness
Boy he used to be funny as shit...
Ur an organist !! Stop makin fun of ur thyroid !!
I try to watch him but I just don't find him funny.
Damn that sucks you’re missing out
Totally agree with you. Russell is not funny.
lost his charm. not funny
I don't understand why these people are laughing. Is he really funny? Stupid jokes
hahaha
Cause you cant relate to him, most indian or asian can relate for being fat when you hit 30
Not funny
Not funny