Elon Musk Wants To Fire Donald Trump Into Space
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2016
- Tickets for the trip to Mars will cost 10 billion dollars per person, which coincidentally is the amount Donald Trump claims as his net worth.
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This is why I don't have a television. Garbage.
why no one talks to you
garbage
Yet you're watching a TV show here.
we located the trump supporter and a televition is not the only thing he lacks
You can find Craig here on Vaughnlive.tv, Friday nights, alllll night. Where he hangs with other boring Trump supporters (yes, they're all white, old and scared). He then forces his "fans" to listen to his music he created 30 years ago, for the 1000th time. It's downhill from there.
Go ahead and throw out your computer.
OMFG the pic of Warren and Sanders killed me hahaha
Track IX- Why? You didn't know that they were rocket scientists?
sooo good
Ok, but we're splitting your gear then.
Jon Batiste, please shut up during Stephen Colbert's monologues. It's so annoying and more importantly you're ruining Stephen Colbert's great monologues.
I respect your opinion, but I personally rather like the dynamic that Jon and Stephen have together and would rather miss it if they'd cut it out. (but this is naturally all a matter of taste, so let's agree to disagree)
Couldn't agree more. And if he could not plink the damn piano while Stephen is speaking would be great, too.
Aside from the irony of telling black men on TV they are annoying and need to talk less, I do find Stephen and Jon's interactions incredibly awkward.
I understand that this model of of interaction is a staple of Late Night TV, but it just doesn't work between them.
Colbert and Batiste are simply not Letterman and Shaffer. I'd say this is one of the biggest issues Stephen has to work through if he wants to get better again and get that Emmy next year.
Yeah, Stephen clearly didn't hire him because he's a talented musician or anything nah!
it's because he's black and the liberal media wants to force their diversity agenda down our throats! Yep, That's clearly what's happening here!
if jon would say something different or just play goofy shit at the end of a joke, that would be much smoother. His drummer is horrible. Man, no rim shots ever! WTF
the fuck 10 billion?? 200.000$!
Exactly.
I was about to say.
Although the joke does work better this way.
The cost is 10 billion as per the technology used in Moon mission. Musk says that they need to cut down the cost to 200,000 to augment the chances of success.
He said 10 bill just to make the joke. I hate it when media does this
Stephen Colbert isn't "the media". He's a guy who tells jokes.
10 billion as of now, 500k when the system became fully reusable. 140k when multiple launches took place.
I understand that he lied for the sake of the joke but come on 10 billion? They plan on making as cheap as 140 thousand.
Cole Vowell yeah but they can't even get the things off the ground yet so good luck with that
+scotcheggable You're an ignorant troll.
scotcheggable They havent even built the rocket that they are going to be using for the mars flight yet. So thats probably why it cant get off the ground. And if you are talking about their other rockets they have had a bunch of successful missions.
the falcon 9 still has a 95% succesrate, which is the nasa standard
Cole Vowell well if they haven't built it yet then it's sure as shit gonna be more than 140 thousand away before it's ready for commercial use.
why isn't anyone talking about how he admitted to not paying taxes!
If I can legally pay not taxes i'd brag about it too. Trump legally got away with not paying taxes. How is that bad?
It was legal to have human zoos of pygmy tribes(you know real live human beings). Just because something is legal doesn't mean it should be supported. If a man legally avoids taxes that would be used to foster job growth or improve roads it doesn't make him something to be proud of, albeit maybe a someone of a little envy :P
Of course on second thought I have some real doubts of how effectively our taxes are used :(
As a New Yorker, nothing this unethical, unempathetic, crooked con man does surprises me. What surprises me is how many fools blindly believe this pathological lier!
Why isn't anyone talking about , oh I don't know......a plan for what they'll do if elected.
Someone should get fired from the Late Show for the $10 billion ticket blunder. The entire point of Elon Musk's transport system is that it's $200K to Mars, not $10 billion to the Moon as it was for Apollo. He made that comparison on stage. One of Stephen's writers just googled the cost of it and didn't bother to actually read the context of the figure. And they based the entire bit on that. It's too bad as Stephen is one of very few seriously nerdy comedians.
Yeah, plus Stephen is supposed to be a fan of Elon Musk. what the hell.
Anything to be a frigging liberal right. Stupid cunts.
Apollo never went to the Moon.
Technically true, the LEM went to the moon, Apollo command module stayed in orbit.
1) All of the video material NASA provide as evidence, was filmed in a studio/on Earth. The shots of the Moon and Earth contradict basic laws of physics, spherical objects cannot look that way at a distance. 2) The footprints. The Moon is devoid of water, which means making that kind of very distinct, deep footprints would be impossible, not to mention the fact that gravity is 6 times weaker on the Moon than it is on our planet 3) The USSR also had laser light reflectors on the Moon, they were delivered there in the early 1970s by means of automatic probes. 4) Radiation and the solar wind. NASA and Armstrong's biography claim the astronauts spent 2,5 hours outside of the module, on the surface of the Moon. That's physically impossible. You can't bypass radiation even now, with the modern technology, to ensure the survival of a living organism travelling across the Solar system. 5) Moon meteorites can be found on Earth.
Can you imagine being trapped on a space rocket with the kind of people willing and able to spend $10bn on the trip?!! Horrendous!
"We there yet?! we there yet?! ... i got my flag ready to plant".
Musk does plan on getting the cost down to 100-200k per person though.
That is the expected cost to do it traditionaly. Musk has designed a ship that should be able to drive the cost down considerably, he wants 100k-200k over time. So that if one wanted to move to Mars and start a colony they could do that instead of a house.
ooh! twilight zone fan fic!
Actually the cost per person is something around 200,000$ and 10billion before....
Well with the inflation in 6 years
yea saw that too, was like 100k-200k
Nah, I think he said 100k-200k is what they aim to eventually drop it to asap.
So is it like 10bn now and it will drop to 200k till 2022?
It's $10bn per person if they were to use current rocket technology etc. His plan is to have 100-200 people on 1 ship.
Colbert is on fire these days lol
sure but your country is going down in flames regardless. the storm hasn't even started yet and you guys are already loosing your shit.
Orionide *losing.. Loosing is the act of making something loose, like a belt or a woman. Lose. Lose.. Loser like you are a loser. Not a looser. Loser. Looser. And now fuck off.
Did you just say loosening a woman?
Yeah, a drink always helps
And his writing staff, I recon. But the man sure knows how to deliver.
That was painful to watch. Poor Colbert and his ratings.
+Will Pack Yup
I always see comments complaining about Jon "interrupting" Stephen during the monologues. And while I understand that Jon isn't as quippy as other side acts, I would like to point out that Jon is a talented musician and that's why he's on the show. He's not meant to be a side act or funny, he's there to play, and react to Stephens jokes same as the audience.
I find his mildly awkward asides oddly endearing.
Lego Insomniac One of the things that I hated the most about Letterman, was Paul and his annoying and lame banter attempts. He pissed me off endlessly. I thought Stephen would get rid of that nonsense. But Jon is almost as annoying. Insane piano player, but that doesn't make him interrupting jokes and monologues any less annoying.
I totally agree with you, but that means that they can turn off his mic during the monologues. If he's there just to react, we don't need to hear him.
agreeing with ender. i love the laughter from of screen
Yes, turn his goddamn mic off
Stephen is the real life version of the stereotypical cartoon dad
Wasn't he the dad on Powerpuff Girls?
How would Trump know the woman's weight....
He made them sit on his face.
+usaid alfatih Yes!!!
He kept track or something. You can go on Clinton's campaign website and a video with Miss Universe's commentary is the first thing you see. It's an interesting story.
What do you mean? 6 months after she won she gained alot of weight. How would he not notice?
Not only did he weigh her and publicly fat shamed her, he got a camera crew to film her as she worked out. He made a mockery of her and he seemed to enjoy doing so. Trump has always been a dispicable person.
The projected cost is optimistically $200,000 not $10,000,000,000.
You have to wonder where Trump gets off criticizing peoples appearance. He's not exactly a glamour.
his Money makes him more beautiful XD
He hasn't entered miss universe, and it is his... The guy gave her a platform where she won a beauty pageant, and called her a pig after she gained a lot of weight in a short amount of time, while still representing his pageant. He is rude sometimes, get over it.
No one would ever say that to their friends hahah " he's an asshole get over it!!
He isn't running to be your friend.
And being rude is not the same as being an asshole.
Am I the only one who thought that pageant winner looked a hell of a loy hotter with the little extra weight?
Nope....... :)
yeah only 3 of you..
I did
mcline007 It's so funny how smart people are on the internet.
First of all there's difference between gaining fat and gaining muscle. If there's no form, the fat will ruin the body, and experience in bed (at least that's how i feel ).
And secondly someone might like skinny women. It's his taste. that doesn't mean that the guy is some 5 year old kid who thinks perfect women look like barbies.
After all, you couldn't see her body in the video. so her face was kinda swollen in the new shot, where she got fat. so I didn't really like that look.
And the fact that you think more fat is good only means you've never had sex with a fit woman.
damn right.Who the fuck is trump kidding the man is an enormous lard arse
Lol. It was worth finishing the joke.
Stephen is great on his own but Jon gives him that extra musical umph that we all love. Jon Batiste is a gem so all you haters can just shaddap.
It's $200,000 not $10 billion
DumbStub yup leftist spin. I used to like the report. This however is nonsense...
it depends on how much you "believe" in space travel. 10 billion US dollars for some. 100 to 200 grand if you actually listened to what Elon said and didn't filter out what you don't wanna hear.... or got it 2nd hand from a friend or other reliable source that decided for you.
it's a joke not a news report.
americans get their political news on late night tv. gotta love it.
to be fair, american "real" news is just as biased. so the only difference is that the other is entertaining.
There's a lot of alternative media available online. Your TV stations are a fucking disgrace, especially CNN.
NPR is the only one that I know of...what do you suggest?
... says the asshole who obviously has a thing for American Late Night TV.
This isn't where we get our political news. This is where people joke about what we've learned, so we can laugh about it and sleep at night, instead of crying ourselves to sleep.
Seriously, Republicans, watch Sean Hannity, or Bill O'Reilly, and tell me if you can sleep after that shit.
Jeoshua Collins German? Are you an idiot?
It's has been revealed that Trump can't afford the ticket.
No problem, he only has a third of the money so we'll only send him a third of the way.
Tickets will cost only a coupe hundred thousand or under 100k he could have enough to go 100 times and I sure hope he does.
It's ok, we can always make a kickstarter to send Trump to Mars
"Tickets will cost only a coupe hundred thousand "
Not in 2022. That might be a good estimate for the eventual price.
I'd donate immediately.
I love the clear unbiased views of this man...
Lol unbiased? Yeah, okay! 🤣
10 billion is the current cost, with single-use rockets like from the Apollo program.
The SpaceX cost will be about 200k when it's ready
I made this
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i'm german and not completely immersed in american politics, so this specific pairing never crossed my mind: but when they showed Bernie Sanders together with Elizabeth Warren i thought to myself HOLY SHIT that would've been an amazing ticket!
cos ur german. socialism is kind of a dirty word in america. cold war.
That would be as likely as the german green party getting 51%. Pretty unlikely. Also, Elizabeth Warren wouldn't give two fucks about running for president. Look at Hillary Clinton. I'd be pretty suprised if any other woman would candidate in the next 50 years after what Hillary has to go through.
adornoir that would literally destroy the country in a month of them taking office
I agree. I wonder if adornoir is alarmed by the path Germany is on currently?
terence sommer the path to economic success and becoming the beacon of liberty in the world that was once the US?
I start to feel even if Trump get 0% votes he will still announce he wins...
You mean the online ones? lmao no thanks, they're incredibly inaccurate. Those are the things you show "for fun" not something you should take seriously.
Jimmy Rustled That's because they were brigaded by /pol/ and the_donald. It's easy to change results on online polls. Even in the disclaimer they claim that it's in no way a real reflection.
Remember when Trump said he would blow up an Iranian battleship for taunting US soldiers?
Jimmy Rustled I don't understand what you're talking about, I think you're confused or you messaged the wrong person. The non-online poll from Washington post says 46 percent for Clinton and 44 percent for Trump.
What does "accusing the washington post of backing Trump" even supposed to mean?
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/poll-clinton-trump-in-virtual-dead-heat-on-eve-of-first-debate/2016/09/24/b99c95de-81cb-11e6-8327-f141a7beb626_story.html
Lol,....and he would make excuses and oh the conspiracy theories!
Lets be real here, who DOESN'T want to fire Trump into space?
into a warzone first..
+StraightOuttaSlothton if that happened, i'd be like "lets see you dodge the draft this time."
+Hilmmom GT Do you know anything about history? This is probably the best society has ever been. Violence is down, empathy for our fellow humans is high, secularism is valued...
Even any tax increases/decreases suggested by Democrats/Republicans are a matter of single-digit percents. That's nothing. We don't need drastic change, because there's not much to change, aside from our carbon emissions.
edwinplayer Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Unfortunately, the electors
"Made on Venus" was hilarious
#MakeMarsGreatAgain
yea baby! trump that bitch!!
What's wrong about Mars? It's an all sound chocolate bar.
Mars is losing workers. Mars has the highest crime rate around. Elect me, the guy born with a silver spoon up my ass. I'll make Mars whit- Great again!
+StraightOuttaSlothton haha LmaoO!!
i say words too ya know
Elon Musk: Real Man of Genius
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
4 yrs of solid comedic material on deck
Id say only a year until Trump pushes to outlaw free press and punish anyone who bad mouths him.
Then we'll have to deal with British humour, which would be worse than a Trump presidency
not worth it tbh
Why is British humour, notoriously the funniest in the world, a bad thing? Your acts are cringeworthy. Only funny stand up you ever had was Robin Williams (RIP)
SuperCerealAlex _ what about Louie CK? He sells more tickets than Robin Williams ever could dream of
I wish we could get Elon Musk as President instead.
He's a foreigner. We'd rather have a murdering fraudster as president than a foreigner.
But yes, I agree. I wish we could make him SUPREME DICTATOR.
He'd probably hire a bunch of scientists to help him run the country and it would actually catch up to the 21st century after 40 years of falling behind.
Your heart is in the right place but Musk's talents are FAR better applied in his current endeavors. If he chose to become a do-nothing politician, we would all be worse off.
brianthehawk
As supreme dictator, he could just delegate.
Imagine all the stuff he could do with trillions of dollars.
In such a scenario, my guess is that NASA and Space X would be merged and given a blank check.
Robotics, super-computing, particle acceleration and other neglected sectors would be attended to.
Education and science grants would be bolstered and the stereotype of 'stupid Americans' would vaporize in the coming decades.
In Musk's own response, he said that being a president is like being "a captain of a very large ship with a very small rudder"... he doesn't really think the president can do much.
aaron4820
Which is why I think he should be *SUPREME OVERLORD COMMANDER IN CHIEF OVERSEER GODHAND CEO CHAIRMAN GENERAL OF THE MOST EXTREME...*
Of the Domain, Federation and Earthen Capital, for which it stands.
Colbert looks like father in Kids next door
Plat inum he's missing the permanent shadow
He's missing a pipe.
+DippKlippGuy found it; see his other vid "Elizabeth Warren Rips Wells Fargo's CEO A New One", 3 seconds in
DippKlippGuy did u watch til the end lol
i can see trump as an asshole to males and females but if you put yourself up in a beauty contest where there are people judging your physique and come out to people as a role model in fitness then maybe people will judge your body.
2:07 Wooooooooooooooh....
That crowd reaction said it all.
Let's ALL "lose" 236 pounds - ANY WAY WE CAN! "Make Mars Great Again" works for me.
no need to send her to mars
As far as I'm concerned anyone that supports Trump who is female, from another country, any color (other than white), disabled, ill, overweight, or possessing of less than a couple a million dollars....is delusional, brain-washed, or a victim of Stockholm Syndrome.
INTUITIVE & INSPIRED ART Linda Bloom
wow you're a racist, sexist bigot.
No Trump is, that's why his supporters are either delusional, brainwashed, or a victim of Stockholm Syndrome (look it up).
INTUITIVE & INSPIRED ART Linda Bloom
Everyone who is over 10 years old knows what stockholm syndrome is, and it doesn't apply here.
Let's play a little game Linda.
Enumerate for me the reasons you think Hillary Clinton would be an acceptable candidate for president, and you can't say "because she's a woman"
If everyone could pick up street pennies and check the back of their sofa I think we could easily make 10 billion.
300 million Americans require 30$ each.
Trump weighs more than 236!!
Jon's Joker Laugh is fabulous.
Stephen always seemed like a 50s dad to me.
OtterTot and he teaches Sunday School. It's true
Who keeps wit da trends
Atticus Colbert
Not as much fun watching this now...
When the skies darken, and the rains stop falling.. Trump will look out into the wasteland he's created.. and knit his brows. He'll turn, facing the gaggle of now painfully bone thin, eastern European models in the bunker.. and think to himself: 'Well that was the last of the Alpo.. what do we eat now?'
That is when he will notice.. the look in Melania's eyes. Maybe it's just her age. she hasn't had a face lift since the electricity died 4 years back... no it's a look.. a hungry look. And on Ivanka too.. what are they looking at? The others too.. that one.. the one with the thick ankles.. saggy knees too...has a knife.
"What at you looking at?" He'll ask, turning quickly enough to cause his dog food greased jowls to wobble. .. and, seeing nothing, turn back with a questioning look on his face.
And then.... they'll swarm.
Beautiful, write a book right now
Ticket prices for starship are about 200000 dollars. Elon is a genie!!!!!
This aged well
Into the sun please, just to be sure he never comes back.
Donald Drumpf being technically obese might make him more relatable to Americans lol #NeverTrump
please don't compare him to any woman... and don't put down women and they're body parts. that's something trump would do...
Well that explains why he is projected to win my state (Arkansas). Fat, says racist things, really hates Bill and Hillary. It all adds up.
He needs to buy two tickets... Just like airlike folks :D
REMOVE I was born in America xenophobic ignorant #deplorable #NeverTrump
***** wow my family has been in America for generations, legally, you are the living proof why we need free education in this country #NeverTrump
fuck that back in the good old days impression killed me! comic genius
3:38 'Have a stroke (in more ways than one!)' - Genius!
What did that Latina woman ever do to invite being judged on her looks like that? Well, besides being in *a f-ing beauty contest*, I mean
Good point. And why are they talking about this idiotic sh)t on a presidential debate on national t.v.? Sorry, but Donald Trump was far more genuine than Hillary.
terence sommer genuinely idiotic. Who cares if he sounds more real, if he sounds really dumb.
Trump genuine? Yes, yes he was. Genuinely incoherent. Genuinely infantile. Genuinely rude. Genuinely mentally deficient. Genui. . .shall I go on?
Did you watch the video? Long after the pageant, he invited news crews to film her working out with a trainer, without her consent. The footage was super uncomfortable.
And yet all his business partners keep working with him and everyone he knows has only nice things to say and his old creditor who he bankrupted on endorsed and him and offered to to run his treasury.
He could live on the space station , doing chores :)
HAHAHAHAHA backed the truck up the highway to get that joke. that killed me
I liked it better when he did the monologs behind the desk.
America is the only country i know thats more comfortable with starting a war then calling someone fat
Maybe Trump will actually prepare for the next one. I was embarrassed by that performance. Come on - where's the effort?
Paranoia knows no bounds.
***** So did her "seizures" so did her apparent "ear piece" which turned out to be lighting. Trump supporters are getting super desperate after the embarrassing debate loss.
***** I found the video of the nose scratching. She scratches her nose about and then 1 minute later Lester asks a question... You know they only have 2 minutes to talk right? This isn't proof of anything.
If I'm supposed to see something, let me know, because all I see is a prepared debater and an unprepared debater.. one that is knowledgeable and one that makes stuff up as he goes.
***** Link to these "professional poker players"? I like a good conspiracy theory too, they're fun. I'm just a fan of evidence and reality.
***** You said there were multiple but you only linked one?
Yea, this is also the guy that thinks Hillary's shoulder shimmies are a health concern.
twitter.com/themouthmatusow/status/780722402636378112
Lets be real though, sometimes there's truth behind conspiracies. I'm sure we'll hear all about it in the next week or two if this conspiracy is true.
"Hey Donald! We've gotten the kinks out of our commercial space launch system. You taking the first ride would be awesome publicity."
"Oh that's fantastic, Elon. I would love to."
".. Uhh, guys? When does reentry start?"
Colbert must be so happy there's going to be 8 more years of this great Trump bashing humor! LOL!
Elon's plan is to make it $200k, the price of the median American home. The $10 billion is the current price, but I understand it was necessary to leave it for the sake of the joke.
Trump doesn't have 10 billion dollars, more like 3.7 billion in asset valuation, not sure how much debt he owes.
LOVE Stephen Colbert Show & his instant, spot-on humor. Best part is how he connects one humorous situation with another. God bless the team!
I want that "Trump 2016: Seriously ladies..." sign. I want that sign. I need that sign.
Buy one get one free and send Hillary too?
The goal is 100 to 200 thousands a person, not 10 billion. Just clarifying.
That made me laugh so fricking hard I fell on the floor and just about pissed my pants
If he could only dance the soft-shoe as a saver like Johnny did, I would change my late-night affiliation.
Elon Musk for president!
this is some seriously bad profissionalism from the late show's part.
the project to go to mars estimated the cost of going there as 10 billion dollars if you were to do it _today_. the plan is not that, the plan is to better the technology between now and the mentioned date of 2022 as to reduce the cost of the ticket from 10 billion to 200 thousand, a 50000x decrease.
It was a joke 😂
And THAT's what has you upset ?
Ah, Mars. A horrible short life for an abstract idea. Someone has to do it!
DRUMPF :D
That joke was hilarious. Thank you for finishing it Sir ;)
Who the heck is Donald Trump to lecture others on looks?
I'd rather get lectured on humane animal treatment by Michael Vick.
Subtitles are Completely off sync... sorry, but i do need them sometimes..
Stephan Colbert will live on this trump for eight years.
Stephen Colbert, nice work... you have been killin' it!
OK people can we focus on more pressing issues like economy and terrorism? And Trump's tax returns??
We're complaining about judging a beauty pageant winner's weight? What is a beauty pageant? Don't they exist to judge people's "beauty" to begin with?
That's one (decidedly creepy) thing by itself, but Hillary was pointing out Trump's consistent humiliation of and complete disrespect for women.
Connor Shea Yeah such a news flash: A beauty pageant owner judges women! What's next? Strip club owners judge women?
we all get he's a misogynist.. Let's move onto more pressing issues like why he's not releasing tax returns.
O OK that's no longer what Americans pay attention to those things anymore, not exciting and no fun. Why do you think this system is broken
What gets me, i they will immediately fact check Trump, but will accept Hillary's statements as fact. Don't call me a Trump supporter for observing fact please, I am undecided.
Actually the whole point of fact checkers is to be politically neutral, and Hillary is indeed fact-checked very extensively (as any candidate should be).
I am referring to the video, not fact checkers. I never brought up fact checkers. (They immediately accepted what Hillary said about Trump calling the woman miss house keeping and miss piggy, however, the are very keen on making sure they disprove what Trump has said)
they (indepentendt sources left and right) check her statements, but if they are true there is no reason to talk about it in the show.
Stephen Colbert IS A LEGEND
make some room in that space ship, because both of them need some leg room.
Now to be fair to Trump, I'm almost 160lbs and I too like to eat so let that one go Hil
this is false, the projected cost is $200,000.00 per person or the average cost of a home.
Maybe if you want to get there by 2023 it'll be much more, but the price of colonization is as I said which is as he said.
there are many factors that go into reducing the cost, look it up.
It was obviously a joke lol
It wouldn't be less funny to use facts. Less informed people will believe that there is a hint of truth in the joke and be unsupportive of the idea due to hyperbole. In turn, it will take that much longer to implement said idea.
The 'old timey sperm donor pipe bit' killed me
Trump vs Alien! It would be a terrific movie!...
I don't like Trump either but hey do you really want Hillary?
I honestly don't see why everyone hates on her so much
She is sadly the lesser evils of the two candidates. The voting public has to make an educated compromise and choose the candidate who is viable for the position.
Destroying two nations in the Middle East and creating the Syrian refugee crisis, for a start.
would you rather eat a rotten apple or a steaming pile of horse manure who won't release its tax returns?
TedGoranson69 1 person does not have the power to destroy and destabilize a whole region. No reason for hyperbole
Elon Musk should be president
Soda doesn't re-hydrate you (especially in THAT department).
Space X will charge $200k not $10billion . Other space companies charge $10billion now.
its good u can laugh about trump, because if hillary wins the white house there is nothing left to laugh about
I am curious what you base that on.
30 years of her past behavior.
I remember how the world was going to end with obama in office. Everything seems better than in 2009! Wait ! He's still got time to take the guns
Michael Tenzer everything seems better? Are you on drugs? He doubled the national debt, allowed ISIS to form, minority unemployment is higher, and he set race relations back 50 years.
+Majestic Skywhale That's so true, I mean she was causing "chaos" while Trump was fat shaming woman. Cool beans.
does this show do anything besides make fun of Trump?
All presidents and candidates in an election year get used as comedic fodder by talk show hosts. It's a staple of any talk show;'s writing staff. Most shows just have better writing staffs. But frankly, whoever thought Colbert's whole "everything I do and say is SO ironic, but, oh I know YOU guys get it" shtick would translate to a talk show didn't pay attention in comedy producer class. Nothing against Colbert, he's just out of his element and his writing staff is pissing on any wall they think will make The Colbert Report magically work as the Late Show.
MAKE MARS ORANGE AGAIN
They didn't say root beer floats back then. They were called saspirillas.
Don't launch Trump into Space. The LGBT just claimed it! Let's keep Gay Space Trump-free! D:
Why LGTB? You're just an insecure homophobic
You didn't read the comment, did you?
Lol C Gee just got wrecked
I have an idea! We could put him in his own rocket (because he loves himself so much, he'll keep him company) and we can just TELL HIM he's going to Mars, when he's really headed to the Sun.
+C Gee. We can make a seat for you too in Trump's rocket.
I don't like Trump, but the largest polls said that Trump won.
The online polls said Trump won, but the scientific polls said Hillary did.
well luckily the vote is by the people, not paid scientists.
lol
Well golly gee, I'm glad that there are no people out there willing to manipulate poll information. Oops, my hand slipped on my keyboard.
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online polls dont count
This was my 14th birthday episode. Love the show Stephen.
These are so much fun to watch now: 0:25 "...it's like he said and reality said...".
Haha, 3 years later and Elon is right wing
Facts
He isn't
Boma Ayi look at his twitter
@@methbear3787 I've seen it, he isn't
Boma Ayi he has described himself as being somewhere near the middle of the political spectrum but has made tweets such as “take the red pill” which is an anti-feminist phrase. He has also claimed he’s liberal socially and conservative fiscally
NASA wanting to do the job would be better since their rockets actually work
And cost 10 billion dollars, and you pay for them.
Which rocket? lol
Since they don't reuse rockets it is pointless to name one. But that is the cost...
And also blow up, but usually with _people in them_. FFS read a book " -Fake- -Red- I don't have a picture" man.
Edit: He removed his fake red non-face pic. I hope he replaces it with something awesome.
Yes, but then you would actually have to keep your eyes open to pilot it. And don't forget - hands on the steering wheel at all times.
OMG Stephen Colbert is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs! Why didn't I see it sooner!
Damn, I want that Mars hat
80 MILLION TOTALLY LEGITIMATE VOTES! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Elon Musk said he's going to reduce the cost from 10 billion to 200000 dollars per person. You totally misquoted that Stephen
Colbert is a master. This is top notch stuff.
The fact that Colbert is a Southerner from South Carolina means he pulled off that accent really well.