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Which one is scarier: ghosts or real people?
0:00-3:29 Intro
3:30-13:40 Shower prank / shower_prank
13:41-29:21 I didn't tell my new roommate the apartment is haunted / aita_for_not_caring_or...
29:22-36:52 My brother saw a ghost as a kid / my_brother_saw_a_ghost...
36:53-44:30 My bf has been seeing strange things in the house / my_boyfriend_claims_he...
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51:37-1:01:59 Sleepwalking roommate / sleep_walking_roommate
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Thank you so much for having me on for reading Reddit stories!! Had a blast 😂❤️👻
Found your channel because of Smosh lol always fun when you're on
Glad to see you back :)
Marry Shane or Courtney
Kris!! Get Smosh to join Sam and Colby for a video, would be incredible 😂
youre so fun to watch
Shayne describing his weird encounters with birds is just further proof to me that he is, in fact, a disney princess
You sound like you have a list of evidence
Yes, please elaborate hahah
He's Snow White's male version 😏😏😏
That’s what I thought 😂
List please. Need to know the other things
Shayne: I’m a bit of a skeptic. 🧐
Also Shayne: So this disembodied voice screamed at me for multiple seconds in the comfort of my own home while i was being bombarded by vicious murder birds. 😊
😂😂😂
No but I read this before he started talking about it and was SO confused 😂
The voice is an unexplained phenomenon and skeptics should never draw conclusions without any evidences.
And animals are a lot weirder than we think they are.
It was so funny
dude, I don't know why, but the shower story actually freaked me the fuck out. Not the story itself, but just the imagery of a cartoonish, ginormous smile plastered on someone's face peering around a shower screen. I had to turn on my lamp after that
skin walker vibes
I had to turn my lamp on, and it’s midday in sunny Florida with a UV index of 10 and windows wide open. I got the HEEBIEST jeebies from that story. Glad to see I’m not alone in thinking that is horrid.
Of course, I was in the shower when they were reading that story, kept checking out to make sure no one was there 😅😅
Just a quick PSA:
If you ever feel like you’re being followed or know that you are, immediately go on live social media. Make sure the person(s) following you can hear you say that you’re live on whatever type of social media and try to angle the phone to catch whoever is following you in the video. DO NOT however say you’re doing this *because* you’re being followed, as confirming they’ve been caught could cause them to figure they now have nothing to lose by accelerating to whatever nefarious activity they have planned.
But what would being live benefit you?
Well i mean its a guide not a rule@gentlebabarian
@@gentlebabarianLive murder probably gets you a tonne of clout.
@@gentlebabarian it would mean you don’t have to stay alive to post it. Like if you’re just recording, they could steal your phone before anyone ever sees what you recorded
@CallmeLJ700 a guide to what? What's the purpose of being live? Why not call 911?
Edit because 911 operators will be on the line for as long as the cops get there! It will make sure you are alive and the cops to get your destination.
Live calling 911 that would be a useful new development
Shayne experiencing all of that and going “weird… anyway-“ is so funny to me
I mean it's the only non asshole approach)
It's gotta be in the same vein as Shane Madej seeing a black shadow figure at the end of his bed and just going back to bed and still being a skeptic.
@@ElvesOffTheMoorwhy does this seem to happen to only people with the variation of the name "shayne"
I remember those stories from the Smoshcast
@@ElvesOffTheMoordamn. At least bill ward wrote a song about it
Please take Amanda ghost hunting, I can't wait for her to utter a loud "OKAYY-" every time something scary happens
i hang out in abandoned buildings often. asylums and hospitals ect, it’s so normal to be in a “haunted” place if you just act like it’s a building. people like amanda are the absolute worst to be in “haunted” places with because they’ll be freaking out and spending so much energy on a empty building that has nothing going on. people have died in tons of random buildings and bars… it’s only special if you act like a 12 year old but amanda usually presents like a 60 year old so this is all kinda yuck
@@crunchysalmonsGod forbid people have fun 😂 I bet you watched this whole video with your fist clenched.
lmao
@@crunchysalmonsone of the weirdest comments no one asked for, but ok dude 🤣
@kallmekris
For the sleepwalking story, it may seem that the screaming may have been a way to get the OP to sleep through odd/loud sounds like conditioning. Furthermore, the screaming could have been a cover for the neighbors for when/if Greg were to attack OP.
That is terrifying
Now why would you say that to me lol
@@emmapotatoes1404 Real
I’m only 30 mins in to the video, this comment without context is horrifying!!!😅
I feel like it was him trying to test reaction times. How long can he make lots of noise and before OP wakes up.
The sound that Shane makes at 26:29 immediately made me think of tornado sirens. Those things are LOUD and still sound disembodied like you can't figure out what direction they're coming from.
26:27
sirenhead
Listen as a California kiddo, first tornado siren scared to ever loving piss out of me 😂
The first time I heard a tornado siren was literally hours after coming home from seeing silent hill in theaters with my friends 😮 if you know you know
Shane: I don't have any real experience of the paranormal
Also Shane: Spends 8 minutes describing in vivid detail how he was haunted af
I almost left the 666th like but this vid has me feeling all superstitious and now I feel like that'd bring bad luck on me or something lol
Unexplained is not the same as supernatural.
Fr because when he said that I was just having flashbacks to the episode he told all these stories in
I want an episode where Shane and Kris go on a ghost hunt with the Ghoul Boys
those were the scariest stories in all of this episode lol.
Tbh in regards to the first story, as a sleep walker this 100% sounds like she could have fallen asleep in the shower. The lights and music fading could easily be the sleep limiting her intake of the world around her and as she began to wake up, she dreamt herself adjusting everything.
So many bizarre happenings can be explained by sleep. Its a very untouched area of science because we know so little about it and it's very hard to study but the feeling of stimuli going dull and not understanding all of what happened but still knowung you moved is very similar to my experience with sleep walking.
True, I have often dreams that feel real and I have had sleep paralysis. I also have fell asleep in shower couple times. Nothing weird ever happens without it being explained by dreams or gravity or weird people.
As someone with bouts of insomnia, 100% agree. Prolonged sleep deprivation can be TERRIFYING. Audio/Visual/physical hallucinations can all occur. I’ve seen people who weren’t there, my muscles have twitched in such a way that I thought someone tapped or grabbed me, I’ve heard my fiancé calling my name, etc.
I’ve even vividly dreamt that I did certain chores & tasks I needed to do, only to realize once I’ve ‘come to’ that it was all purely imagined.
I’ve got no history of schizophrenia in my family, no meds that would cause this, and my Doctors have confirmed this is *common* for sleep deprivation. I cannot imagine what it would be like to live that every day.
Honestly, that she most likely fell asleep in the shower is much much scarier than a ghost, because god forbid she fell & cracked her head against the wall…or worse 😳
The best sleepwalking story I know is a friend of mine had a one night stand, got up in the middle of the night and left her house totally naked.
No phone, wallet, clothes, nothing.
Walked confidently down the road until he saw an old man walking his dog, he said the thing that woke him up was locking eyes with the guy, and being stared at was enough to bring him to consciousness... so he looks behind him... no idea which house he came out of or how long he'd been walking.
The guy gave him a jumper, phoned him a taxi, and gave him enough money to get himself home.
That dog walker a legend.
I want Amanda and Shane to ghost hunt with Kris and Celina so bad 😩
yes!!
I don't see Shayne going along with that lmao. But Amanda, yeah I'm sure she'd join.
@@IceArceus_Having a skeptic is great though, like with Shane and Ryan (Watcher), and Nick and Ryan.
That would be my new favourite series if that became a thing!
I would absolutely watch a ghost hunting series with this trio
The music box one, I GUARANTEE it's just a neighbor's washer and dryer. There's a newer model that plays a little tune like an ice cream truck when it's done. The bangs are probably the sounds of opening and closing the doors on the appliances.
Yes my washing machine plays a little tune when it's finished a cycle it's very similar to the super Mario bros game tune.
100%
My washing machine does that
I thought about it!!! My cousin has one and it reminded me about it! And the fact that it happens once every week makes absolute sense.
Oh yeah! My mom's does that!
My collage roommate and I were too poor too move so we lived with something we called Shadow. He liked to slam doors, turn on the shower, open cabinets, and would constantly take our cats collar off. We thought we were just crazy until our neighbor called the cops because she saw a tall man in our living room through the window. Our landlord made the cops search everywhere even under the house and they didn’t find anything. We warned the next girl who was moving in. She didn’t believe us. But two hours after she started to move in she called us and cussed us out 🤣
How dare Shadow waste the water like he paid rent? 😂
I can't take this seriously because I'm just imagining shadow the hedgehog taking your cat's collar off, giving you the bird and then scurrying away.
Aww that sounds so cute for a shadow demon @@Yachii
The way this was just Amanda and Kris becoming best friends while Shane was spectating was so funny
Second story 10000% is a neighbors washing machine. The thud is them opening/closing the unit, and lots of new washers/dryers play 4-5 second tunes when the cycle is done. 😊
lmao yea that's my new apartment's washing machine noises exactly....
YES!! You are 10000 percent right!
Omg yes!! Some of them even play for 30+ seconds. I really think you solved it
Now imagine your're just doing your laundry and don't even realise you're making someone else believe in ghosts or that they're under a home invasion attack, barricading themselves in their room having anxiety attacks to the point they leave the appartement...🤔
Now that I think about it there should be more horror/mystery movies where at the end the big reveals are perfectly explainable mundane things that drove people crazy from fear.
You’re right! Mine plays a weird tune like that.
Baby gates and dogs go great together. Sometimes, you just don't want them to have access to areas without supervision.
That was my though too. New puppy or something. Baby gates also aren’t too hard to step over.
Yup, if you have crazy dogs, baby gates are awesome unless they figure out how to open them.
And some cats... Emphasis on Some
This was my initial thought too but then saying she was sleep deprived made me go back to thinking actual baby
either way, i mean i used baby gates for my dog and they were broken so i always stepped over them which wasn't hard at all to do quietly. they not that high, even my dog learned to jump over it, and if she was sleep deprived she could've easily misremembered how fast she was able to get back into the room her husband was in, and maybe he did have plenty of time. if he played a prank on her and she came in their flipping out about it, i'm not surprised at all he would pretend he didn't do it and hope she believed him so he could avoid having her stay mad at him
Should Definitely do this again next year with Ryan and Shane from Watcher (Ghost Flies) the dynamic of Ryan absolutely believing every story and Shane shitting on all of them 😂
When I was really little my great grandma once told me that if a hummingbird hovers around you and stays for a minute that it’s someone you love that has passed away checking on you. I always remembered this and when my nana passed away from lung cancer, I ended up getting a hummingbird tattoo on my shoulder in her favorite colors. Not lot after I got the tattoo a hummingbird of those colors was following me around the backyard at my moms house. Idk if it’s true (obviously) but it really made me feel like my nana was there checking on me and my parents.
That short camera cut to Shayne looking at the camera at 1:01:03 when Kris and Amanda were detailing their sleepwalking behavior was glorious.
I was hoping someone would comment about this. Absolute brilliance
literally fucking hilarious. after several uninterrupted moments of them going on just cutting back to him was perfect
Truly cinematic E D I T I N G
He Jim’d the camera !!! 😂
XD I'm literally paused on that EXACT timestamp right now cause I was making my own comment about my experiences with sleepwalking. I just happened to scroll down and see this lol
Shayne casually dropping insane Shayne-lore in the middle of the episode like the dad that he is
Haven’t he told those stories before?
@@CelestiaLudenberg1122 yeah, but i cant remember where
@@polkapyrit was episode 36 of the original Smosh cast where they talked about Damien not being psychic
So crazy thing about sleep paralysis is it takes place in REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep mode, AKA when you dream. During REM, your body self paralyzes so you don't injure yourself moving while hallucinating/dreaming. Sometimes you can have "waking dreams" or sleep paralysis where you are actually aware or awake during REM.
You are hallucinating in waking mode but because your body is still in sleep mode you are unable to move. Thus why you feel like something or someone is holding you down. It's a terrifying situation but understanding the cause helps.
The bf seeing strange things just had a night terror, I've had them before and what he explained is exactly what they are like
He had a night terror, probably *knew* he had a night terror, and then used it to try and make her sell her house and buy him one in Florida
Shayne telling me I'd be able to sleep fine tonight is quite possibly the most he has ever lied
I think I would be fine - if my brain didn't picture the shower boyfriend from the first story giving the creepiest slow smile with too much teeth. Thanks, brain, who needs sleep?
@@Illyrian5that's the story that got me the most too man the image just keeps popping into my head
smosh reddit stories usually upload around 1-2am for me, i had to sleep with a gaming stream and the lamp light on after i finished lol
@@Illyrian5 Just think about the fact that if they were part of that family tradition from the other story, that slow creepy grin would look even creepier... No teeth 🫣
true, I was watching last night and had to stop and finish this morning lol
Shayne saying he's never experienced anything paranormal and then proceeding to recount actual ghost stories that would make me piss myself is so on brand
How do you know those are ghosts and not simply unexplained events?
i did not think i would see christian borle while scrolling through these comments 😂😭
Like fr he said several movie-worthy horror sequences 😭😭
“Ghost stories” are all in your head. If ghosts were real we’d see or hear them everywhere.
@@caiseejc that's absurd to say all ghost stories are in people's heads. Like I get not believing in ghosts, that's reasonable. There's so many unexplainable things that happen though. Many ghost stores might not even be something like a hallucination but just something they don't understand. I don't personally belive people's souls wander around but I think the idea of an echo or memory of an even existing seems like maybe it could be true.
My dad leaves marbles. Mom has an entire jar of what we call "Randy Marbles". Find them in the most random places. The first one we found was shortly after he passed, it was NOT originally where we found it, the thing materialized out of nowhere. He's been gone about 20 years now and mom and I still find marbles from time to time ❤
Unfortunately, in Canada there is a very well-known case where a man got the Canadian version of an insanity plea (called Not Criminally Responsable) where a man, who had really bad sleep paralysis, one night drove and murdered his in-laws while asleep. I forget what their proof was, but it's truly a really saddening case.
Shayne starting off his "supernatural" encounters with birds just doing bird things and THEN remembering actually weird things that he doesn't know how to explain is hysterical to me 😂
kris and amanda completely hitting it off and shayne just being a bystander in their shenanigans lmao
My family has stories about pennies and dimes appearing out of nowhere. We see it as a sign that a loved one who has passed stopped by to visit.
My friend has something in her house referred to as only “the thing on the stairs” it does not leave the stairs. It likes to mimics people’s voices, and waves at people. It looks ever so slightly human, but not quite enough, especially cause no one has seen it’s face 👍🏻🙃
I also have a work ghost. His name is Keith, he gets bored sometimes but doesn’t hurt anyone. Keith is a sweetheart, if he bothers you just tell him to go away and he’ll leave you alone. (Keith was an employee at my work and unfortunately died suddenly of a heart attack at work, all the spooky stuff started a few weeks after he passed)
1:01:00 the cut to the camera shot of Shayne just looking at the camera while Amanda and Kris share their sleep-walking stories was hilarious
I was laughing so hard!!!
He was like “y’all hearing this?”
😂😂😂😂
It was really funny to me.
and when she says ofc you know what frogging is shane's face is perfect
Amanda's and Kallmekris chemistry is INSANE. We need more videos of them together
I’ve been coming back to this video consistently, Kris is so Charismatic pls let her be a recurring guest
Kris and Amanda were such a good duo for this subject too!!!
28:42 yeah the lore behind the dimes is supposed to be like a sign that a passed loved one or ancestor is trying to let you know they are watching over you and that you are on the right path in life
None of my ancestors used dimes as currency does this work across cultures
All the stuff shayne is saying how the people are creepier then ghosts/demons😂😂 always makes me think of Dean Winchester's line he always said: "Ghosts I get. People are just crazy."
Loved Dean so much, I named my son Dean.🤣
Sam gets no love, and it's sickening
@@Josherew hey his best line has to be I lost my shoe. I lose my crap everytime I watch tht episode
THIS
Exactly 😂
I loved that Amanda & Kris, who are believers, allowed Shayne, a non-believer, the space to explain his points of view and that they commented on it positively.
It was so refreshing listening to a positive debate rather than a negative one!
Great episode 🎉
Also the other way around, Shayne might be a sceptic, but he doesn't think that Amanda and Kris are crazy for believing in ghosts 😊
Like you said, it's refreshing that no one threw an "um actually, your opinion is wrong 🤓☝🏻" at each other.
@@faeriefairies agreed! :)
Believing in ghosts is stupid though
@@Gooner184 Yeah. But it's one of those things like astrology where you just let people have it because it's benign.
@@Gooner184Spirituality, Astronomical Effects, Religion, it's all person stuff that some people believe with passion and some people think it's made up to make living in our shitty reality easier lmao
Personally I like the idea of Spirituality, astronomical effects, and religion, but I think our world is too sucky for it
1:20:8 Hearing Courtney so quietly off camera say "stop" is so funny
1:00:30 maybe sleep walking Greg was trying to warn op of what conscious Greg was planning
39:46 sounds like sleep paralysis 100%.
Also Shayne’s increasing “wtf face” with these two vibing so hard is hysterical.
Yeeees! That's what it is, I had that as a kid when I slept over at my aunt's room and a men was standing in the corner of a room. I kind of got used to it and was not scared of him anymore and he went away when I got older
100% that's exactly what sleep paralysis feels like.
Yes absolutely agree!!
I was about to comment this too 😂
it’s cuz they don’t realize how juvenile they sound… most people have their hippie / witch / paranormal phase when they’re 12 and first discover weed and LSD. amanda literally acts 60 so it’s so dumb to see her acting like a teenager
Shayne is like that uncle during family gatherings when everybody's had their dinner, the toddlers are asleep, and the teenagers are sitting with the adults listening to their stories. Thanks, Uncle Shane. I wont tell mom you let me have some beer.
I love this 😂
I swear Courtney's laugh in the background is the best 😂
Shayne + Amanda + Kris = fave episode ever.
Just a side note regarding the first story with the baby gates: my family has used baby gates to keep dogs out of certain rooms without having to close doors and we’ve had no babies for a while!!
Came here to say this! 😊
Or rabbits that free roam. It’s possible that a rabbit that got away could have nibbled some wires that could have caused some of the issues from that story.
That’s what I was going to say, we have 2 for my dog to keep him from getting out the front door and to keep him out of the hallway sometimes
We have 1 to keep our cats out of the unused fireplace. Our grey girl got in there before I put in the gate & I grabbed her & cleaned her Paws off. The gates are also good for keeping dogs & other animals contained. My dad had one to keep his 2 Yorkies in the kitchen while he was out in case they had an accident & to keep them out of other things.
I was gonna say they could have been using them for dogs or other pets too lol
Shayne's look into the camera while Amanda and Kris are talking about their sleepwalking experiences is so funny
It is!
I was looking so hard for this comment 🤣
time stamp please
@@PowerEd8 1:01:02
Like the craziest thing I did sleep.walking was go up to my grandmother's floor of the house, got her tin of cookies out and ate them innthe bathtub or go across the stree to my uncles house and turn on the TV, my dad was awake and was with me. All the l9cks were originally put out of reach but ended up being tall made it rough so I got a lock on my door, while definitely not safe I always wanted to go outside, so locked windows and doors.
Now as an adult it scares me more being alone, I have literally have a massive weighted blanket, 2 of them, to pin myself down.
The humming bird, the dime and the yell was a spirit trying to get his attention. Especially, humming birds because they are often messengers from ghosts as are butterflies. Both acting strangely around a certain person is the clue
The “Jack in the box” music: I heard that several times. Not every night, but most. It turned out to be my wife’s Apple Watch. 😂😂
Freaked me out for a while though
The ending bit with Amanda and Kris got me 😂 "Amy are you alright??" Also Shayne's Scooby Doo add on to that. "Rorority?" Fucking KILLED me. That was the perfect way to end this episode
Me too 😂😂😂 I'm actually crying. This is such a hilarious what-if tangent
Yesss I don't have to write it!!!
I lost count of how many times I replayed that part lmfao
Fr Amy and Vanessa face deep in the toilet bowl and the next morning is "oh my god we're soooo wild" 😭
@@teleytubby I totally read that in Amanda's voice
Shayne: I’ve never experienced anything paranormal
Also Shayne: *tells 50 different paranormal experiences from off the top of his head*
Unexplained does not mean paranormal.
@@daanachmad4032what? What do you mean! We have a bird flying into a window, a hummingbird approaching a person very closely, a coin flipping, and the sound of a man yelling. There *OBVIOUSLY* is no other *REASONABLE* explanation other than supernatural/paranormal activity.
I mean those are situations that could *NEVER* happen naturally. I mean how else could a coin flip? How else could you hear the sound of a “man’s yell”? How else could a bird fly into a stationary object? Without a spirit / ghost / demon being the root cause?
A human flipping a coin, with their hand? How absurd!!!
The bird flew into a window. That literally happens all the time. Sure maybe the angle of approach was weird but still pretty normal. Also the scream could have just been a random person outside Shane's apartment on drugs screaming or something. Only weird thing is the coin
it's _incredibly common_ for birds to fly into windows, and there's a perfectly rational explanation for it: windows a clear so they don't realise that it's a solid object. it's also perfectly normal for hummingbirds to come up to people's faces due to them being hypervigilant, curious animals.
in fact NONE of the things he listed are paranormal, most aren't even weird.
@@angelstyle9677Hummingbirds actually do that quite often! It’s not unusual, my grandfather has a hummingbird feeder and they do that every single time I’m outside lmao. They’re very curious.
This video was both horror and comedy GOLD. Loved it
I don't know if this makes it better or worse but I bet the dime thing could've been from a crow carrying it overhead, they sometimes just drop shiny things their carrying. So either it was a ghost or an additional weird bird experience
Shayne casually describing being haunted for a month like no big deal 🤷♀️🤣
Or maybe, he doesn’t jump into supernatural conclusions.
Unexplained is not the same as supernatural.
@@daanachmad4032dude go outside. It’s not that deep
@@TheMstwntdLMSV123 And what? I will start believing in ghosts?
🤣🤣
If you believe every weird thing is supernatural and you refuse to believe it has worldly explanations, then you don't have the standing to lecture others about open-mindedness.
In fact, it is clear that you are the close-minded one.
@@TheMstwntdLMSV123 That response wasn't that deep either. Was it too deep for you? lol
@@TheMstwntdLMSV123you know what not deep? The supernatural.
Good chances you’re hallucinating if you think you see ghosts.
If someone describing birds acting weird is “ghosts”, well the meth head down my street must be a ghost cus he’s pretty weird.
Honestly, the story of the guy in the striped shirt hit for me. The way mom grabbed a pistol, didn't tell the kids what was up, the cousin staying over til dad got home is classic rural living. My grandparents lived in rural WV and I'm pretty sure this is exactly how that scenerio would have played out!
I agree it hit home, in the middle of the night when I was 13 or so someone shined a flashlight through my bedroom window I was up because I couldn’t sleep and I saw it so I went to get my dad but before I could get there the guy ended up trying to break down our sliding glass door so he could get inside, he never ended up getting in but dad was there with a pistol if he did, dude had a 12 inch kitchen knife, meth, and an empty backpack so we believe he was there for some nefarious purposes
Badass creepypasta for a possible next video: “My wife has been peeking at me from around corners and behind furniture. It's gone from weird to terrifying”
That's a long one but I'd be down to see it
I use baby gates for my dog. The finish where she had him come in to wash out her conditioner was a large detail you wouldn't think of to make up.
I have a fun idea! What if you did a “Fact or Fiction” episode where you have a mix of real or fake stories and the guests have to try and guess if the story is actually from reddit? I think that’d be fun!
They should have Jarvis Johnson as a guest. I love his fact or fiction videos.
@@naonao9528OMG YES SAME
So fiction written by a redditor (who may be a professional writer) or fiction written by a professional writer? That's literally just randomly guessing.
Pretty sure they played a game like this a few years ago on Smosh Games
Tbf, ever reddit story is a game of fact or fiction
Almost 3am laying in bed and I can’t stop thinking about the sleepwalking roommate and Shayne’s words keep echoing in my head, “don’t worry, these stories won’t keep you up at night.” Yeah thanks for that one, Shayne…
that story scared me so bad. but i kind of assumed the roommate might have used sleepwalking as a lie so he wouldn’t be liable or held accountable for anything weird he does, and i think i turned out to be right. i feel like people need to be really careful w roommates, especially from craigslist.
Come on. This story doesn't add up and obviously fake.
@@mirofeya Yeah that one's a blatant creative writing exercise lol
@@mirofeya fake or not still scary!
The dime thing could ALSO be a bird situation. Crows and ravens drop their treasures all the time where I live.
I gave my ex roommate the bigger room in the house because I literally couldn't be in there. It literally felt like a elephant on my chest as soon as I entered that room and only that room. I saged the hell out of it. I've experienced supernatural stuff my whole life, but that, and a graveyard experience at 3am are the scariest experiences I ever had
shane saying he’s never had a paranormal experience then proceeding to explain MULTIPLE is hilarious
Because they weren’t… paranormal? They are all just things that happen (Yes, even the yelling. He lived in an apartment. People are weird as hell. The weirdest people I’ve ever met have been my apartment neighbors.)
Yeah... Birds can be kinda stupid and aggressive, someone was fucking around on the roof with a dime and dropped it, and someone turning on a TV in the next apartment, forgetting that they had the volume up to "Eardrum buster"... It's probably just the result of apartment living.
People are weird, and sometimes they do weird shit. You put a lot of them together in a confined space, and the probability for weird shit just goes up.
@@Suo_kongquethey were arguably paranormal, at the very least, abnormal.
@@archeryan8404 They were unusual at best. Paranormal means something you can not explain with our collective scientific understanding of the world, it does not mean "thinks that startled me and I didn't investigate"
@@AlexusMaximusDE you cannot explain human behavior with our collective scientific understanding of the universe.
My theory about the Greg story was that Greg was screaming every night to get anyone around him used to “night terrors” that way when he eventually “got” to the OP, they would be used to screaming already and wouldn’t be phased by it😳
I understand your theory but I’m so intrigued that I wanna hear more on it😂😭
I don't like this go away please don't need to nightmare
Yeah, I was really trying to wrap my head around this one. Cause no one who sleepwalking and accidentally murders in their sleep, PREMEDIATES THE MURDER. I first thought that maybe he did have split personalities and that he does sleepwalk and screams quite often in his sleep, but then on the nights when he's not screaming, the other "Greg" would stalk OP. But your theory sounds more plausible. That or Shayne's talk of a "sleepwalk-off" is very true and Greg would have been the winner.
Great point!
yeah he absolutely wasn't sleep walking...I'm thinking he was planning to rob that guy and kill him in his sleep. Considering he found that guy on Craigslist...he probably would have ended up an unsolved cold case if he hadn't woken up that night
1:03:22 "dadddd why do Jason & Michael get to have loose corpse teeth and we don't? We never get anything from the dead!"
When my husband gets REALLY tired after a crazy day. He tends to sleep walk. And he does occasionally get violent. One night he slapped his hand over my mouth and started yanking at my hair. He was dreaming he was trying to open a drawer. Another night he woke up angrily choking his pillow. It doesn't happen often and at least I can wake him up pretty quick 😄
Kris and Amanda gives off bffs telling scary stories in a sleepover vibe. They mesh so well together, perfect guests for this episode!
Yess! It totally sounds like they became friends over the course of this episode 🥰
They vibed off of each other so well! They did look like they've been friends for a long time. Hope to see as much Kris on Smosh as possible 😊
YOU PROMISED I'D BE ABLE TO SLEEP AFTER THIS, SHAYNE!!!! That story about the man in the striped shirt has chills running down my spine.
I came here to say this! I had to leave for work when it was pitch black outside and the curtains weren’t drawn and I was trying not to think about getting murdered before dawn on Halloween 🤦♀️
The thing with that is that that shit can just fucking happen. The sleepwalking story is prime horror screenplay shit but I can definitely see all of the actors in the striped shirt one being who they are and doing what they did a million times over.
55:37 when he said like "Oh, uh this is nathen asleep on this date!" Made my heart sink because that's my name and I was oh god man😭😭 /hj
Petition for a smosh ghost hunting series!!
Shayne's *"RORORITY?!"* at 1:20:06 might be the hardest I've ever laughed watching this series
Thank you for tagging this
Oh my god I DIED laughing at this too 😂
Honestly, I think the most terrifying story from this episode was simply the story of the sleepwalking roommate. I would have been paranoid for MONTHS after that happened, and I definitely would have given everything to the police. To be honest, after that first time he caught him at the end of his bed, I would have told him that he had to leave, because that would have been too much for me.
i genuinely think he was sleepwalking there though, like the way he describes that incident it sounds exactly like someone sleepwalking. i definitely would have ASKED him about it sooner and made sure everything was safe (for both people, can’t imagine it’s safe doing woodwork asleep!)
Exactly! I feel like if it was a woman, there would be much different response for self protection like having a lock on the door even before there were issues
I don't think it was a cover.... why he would have left the pics and weapon behind?
-Danielle
@@justinantwine1164maybe because he was doing it in his sleep he didn’t know about the stuff he was leaving behind
@@mortalmooshroomthat means it wouldn't have been a cover?
58:29 "violent behavior" in this case is somewhat misleading in case anyone is wondering, it seems to be defined as "causing injury", so a lot of it was bumping into things, falling down stairs, jumping out of windows, hitting your head, etc. All of kris's examples of things that would happen when she's sleepwalking would count as violence but definitely a lot less scary than it sounds
I know my mom sleep walks. She did mostly as a kid and sometimes now. But mostly she’s sleep sitting and just looking at the tv and says random things. But one time when she was a kid she walked in the highway to her aunts house. Tried to open the door. Her aunt seen it was her. And she just walked in and slept on the couch. Woke up confused.
We used to have to have child proof door knob things to stop her from opening the door lol. As a kid we use to take advantage of it and ask her for permission for something. She’d say yes. And when she’s like “what are you doing” we’d say “you said I could and act surprised she was asleep”. But she also once attacked her boyfriend. He wasn’t hurt but she then opened the window and tried to jump out. So not only that night my mom could’ve possibly killed him. But also herself. Her boyfriend freaked out and that woke her up before she could make it out. She did say she was having a dream of someone chasing her. So I feel most violent behaviors are when you’re drinking and feel in danger. She also said she can feel when someone moves her while she’s sleep walking. But doesn’t know she’s sleep walking. Like I’ll move her back to her bed and in her dream it’s like a random force is punching her or some random person is pulling on her. Which that can also lead to her being a bit violent. Mostly verbally aggressive to get off of her or she doesn’t know me.
She’s said it’s like in her dream she’s in another world and once the real world interferes with the dream. Her brain try’s fast to make it make sense in her dream. So she can be in an empty room in her dream. Hit something in real life. And then suddenly there’s a random box right in front of her in the dream. But when her brain can’t do it she gets scared and then she has a reaction in real life she’s not aware of.
God, Kris and Amanda have so much on-screen chemistry. Love it when Kris guest stars
So fun fact, in Mexican culture deceased family members use hummingbirds as a sort of messenger or as a vessel to visit you. So that hummingbird that circled around shayne may have been a family member that had passed away and missed him.
my mom always believed red cardinals were passed loved ones, specifically her mother. i'd never heard of hummingbirds following that belief; that's so cool! :)
Maybe it's the grandpa that saved him from drowning
the truly scary part of this episode is shanes mustache being back after it was gone last time😔
Lol he pulls it off
Almost as if they film and release them in different orders
@@FBCGodfather it’s terrifying 😔
That the ghost of his moustache.
@@bondickleooOoOoOoOooo 👻
Absolutely love this. I want a whole playlist of scary story episodes like this
I actually do this every time I feel extremely cold suddenly like freezing or I hear weird stuff or feel like I’m watched. Politely saying hi and asking them to go and never come back and they always did.
When I was little, my dad worked at a cemetery (he did the sandblasting for the headstones) and we had numerous "ghostly" things happen in our house. Later on after we had moved out my dad met a lady who could read auras. She told him that he had a comforting and welcoming aura that caused things to follow him (all my life he would bring home numerous stray animals that would follow him home too, some were rehomed and others became pets). When we heard this we thought that would explain a lot of the experiences because none of them ever felt like they were similar. Like, certain ghosts would follow him home, hang out for a day or two, then follow him back to the cemetery.
Just thought I would share this after watching this video. I definitely want more spooky stories, all year round too.
woww
Mother duck energy
my first thought with Shayne's dime story was the it was another weird ass bird incident because crows are known to bring people shiny objects occasionally
True!! And they do wedge their gifts in to safe places (ie the crack in the door)
Is it crows or magpies
@@lilhedonistcannibal123Both are corvids so you’re not far off. Crows are most known for it because they’re so social, but if a magpie started doing it I wouldn’t be shocked-but magpies prefer to steal and hoard shiny things rather than give them away.
@@lilhedonistcannibal123ooh it might be i’m not too sure i just know there’s some creepy ass too-smart birds out there lol
@@lilhedonistcannibal123quick google search tells me crows are most known for doing it (in NA) but other birds do it as well (like magpies in australia)
One time I was in my room reading a book on a beautiful summer day and my door kept opening and closing by itself. I immediately jumped to it being a ghost(probably because I was reading Goosebumps). Turns out the door was opening because I had the window open and the breeze from outside was blowing the door open. Once I shut the window it stopped.
24:50 is it wrong I would have just said “Tails never fails”
I was in the shower listening to the first story, thank you Smosh for this extremely uncomfortable shower
Same here 😅
I always listen to their Reddit stories when I’m in the shower, glad I listened to this one on a plane lol
Why would you listen to scary stories in the shower 😭I would be scared to close my eyes bruh
Me toooo, washing my hair
shayne: these stories won’t keep you up at night
me: worried everyone in my house is a sleepwalking murder with hedge shears
yea the roommate story has me worried about whether my roommate is a threat to me or the lower probability of me unconsciously being a danger to him.....that's gonna keep me up tonight.
@@corpsecoder_nw6746I'm worried and I don't even have a roommate. That one really freaked me out 👀
I need so much more of this kind of content from Shayne and Amanda reading scary stories!!!
This was my favorite one of these the chemistry! I LOVE CallmeKris
Baby gates don't always mean there's a baby - some people use them for their pets too 😂
Or just never bother to take them down after the kids have grown! (and then use them to prevent senior pets from falling downstairs)
They should have said pet gates / our dogs gate ... Baby gate and no mention of a child is too scary
not to mention they could even be preparing for a child or had lost one
I use one in my bathroom door so my dog doesn't eat the cat poop out of the litter box. 😂
@@itsareference I call them baby gates even if they are for my dogs. So, if I'm talking about them, I'll call them baby gates without thinking.
Okay but the sleeping roommate... I don't think he was ever sleep walking or experiencing night terrors. He was screaming in the beginning in his room to see if op would wake up. He did. And then when op STOPPED waking up to it when he was in his room he probably tested the water to see just how deeply op was asleep until him screaming was "normal" to an asleep op or at least hearing noises. THAT'S when he was able to make the stake and begin enacting his plan. He clearly had been in ops room multiple times to take pictures of him over the months. I think he's genuinely just a dangerous person and op is lucky to be alive
Plsss do more of these scary stories🙏🙏 Reddit is fr a breeding ground for some of the most mind blowing and creepiest stories I’ve ever heard
Shayne: no I've never actually had any paranormal experiences
Also Shayne: launches into five different stories where weird, arguably paranormal, stuff has happened to him
My great-grandma used to be a very strict lady. She would complain to her kids/grandkids about making the smallest mess in the house and repert "annoying kids clean your mess now!" whenerver something was off. When she died (old age, back in the 80s) my family sold her house to a guy who wanted to build an hotel in the place. I few months went by and we noticed the construction of the hotel had suddenly stopped. Out of curiosity my father asked the guy what happened, and he said he was having trouble finding new ppl to work as on-site night security, as the last 5 guys only stayed for a few nights before quitting, all of them scared about seeing an old lady screaming at them "annoying kids clean your mess now!"
did the hotel ever get built?
damn that’s crazy😶
They return constructing a few months later. Is a normal ibis nowadays, as boring as it gets.
Was expecting this to be a fnaf reference lmao
The comment on the sleep walking story where they talked about hiding their car keys totally unlocked an old memory for me. When I was in high school, a couple other kids and myself lived fairly far from the school, so we would get picked up at our houses by a van instead of at a bus stop. One time our van driver told us that she used to work two jobs, and her constant tiredness led her to become a sleepwalker. She said she would "wake up" in the morning, make coffee and her sons school lunch, get in her car, drive to the lot where the school vans are kept, get in hers, drive to 3 different houses to pick up 3 different kids, then hop on the highway headed to the school. On the highway is usually where she would ACTUALLY wake up. No memory of doing anything before just COMING TO while driving 65 on the highway with 3 kids in her van. Said she apparently would greet the kids as she picked them up and everything. Even they didnt know she was still asleep. She insisted she slept much better those days and it wasn't a problem for her anymore, but shortly after I got my license and started driving myself instead. 😬
Honestly these stories could also be something along the lines of DID. l have it and some symptoms can mirror sleepwalking. Have had instances where someone else wakes up does some stuff, goes back to sleep, and then l wake up later having not known l got up at all. Or just periods of time where l go to bed and just wake up somewhere random. Grogginess, confusion, lack of coordination, and weird excuses for behavior can also line up with DID.
@@euryid8920 i literally mentioned DID after reading this! to me it seems like it gets confused often
@@bluebeesmarple DID is one of the most commonly misdiagnosed disorders. Despite like 1-3% of the population having it there aren't a lot of mental health professionals that know enough to diagnose it. Plus its a disorder that intentionally keeps itself hidden and has a lot of varied symptoms.
@@euryid8920might just be Dissociation/derealization in general. I had issues with is and this sort of stuff would happen to me. DID is like a step or two higher on the trauma copeing scale.
I worked in a cemetery for almost a year and while I loved it, I started working their as a skeptic and now I’m a firm believer. The amount of things I saw, felt, and heard made it impossible for me to not believe, especially on the weekends when I was at the funeral home almost completely alone.
i love that shayne is such a levelheaded guy. you can tell he's gone to therapy and has deep and productive conversations with women and people of diverse backgrounds. wonderful host!
The “Rorority?” bit from Shayne made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe. I didn’t expect a whole Shaggy and Scooby bit from Shayne, like JUST Shayne. I think Shayne has finally lost all his marbles 😂
I love how it came out of nowhere too. 😭
“you should still be able to sleep tonight after this” followed by “an evil doppelgänger of my husband walked in and grinned at me in the shower”😭
I hated this one the most
I have a story to tell... I have always been uneasy about the closet in my room. My bedroom is small and doesn't fit much but I have a large closet. It used to be my parents room but they gave it to me. When I was younger I remember always going into their bedroom at night when I was scared... being an anxious person that happened a lot. One night I was having difficulty falling asleep so I turned over onto my side. I saw what looked like a man holding a gun in the closet. When I told my parents in the morning they told me it was probably just the dark making the clothes look like figures but I knew that I had seen glowing green eyes. Later that day I was looking out of my window and saw the same man. He looked at me, loaded his gun, and ran
I love how creative you guys are seriously so cool ❤
I honestly dont think that "Greg" one was a sleep walker, I think that was a cover for the screaming and the screaming was a test to see what kind of response the neighbours would do.
oh my god no that's so horrifying...... why would you say that 😭
well a cover for the screaming and also in case she ever woke up to see him at the foot of her bed taking photos/whittling in the corner
No one pointed out in the Greg story that even if you were taking photos and photos and writing on them: unless they are Polaroids you'd have to print them or get them developed.
@@naonao9528Polaroids are still a thing
@@naonao9528 i assumed they were polaroids bc a suspicious person probably wouldn't risk getting photos developed in a public space / in any way someone else could see (though i've not had photos developed like that for years so idk the tech nowadays). also polaroids are a good physical trophy for serial killers / other weirdo freaks. but yeah you're right. i also wondered why greg moved out all his belongings and vanished but didn't grab the photos-then realized it's possible op locked his bedroom door before leaving for the night. probably another reason greg hightailed it out of there so quick; he probably thought op had found everything.
Story 4 (the boyfriend one): Dude is clearly lying as a stupid attempt to get her to sell the house. The thing he "saw" is just the girl from the Ring that comes out of the TV.
that's what i thought, too! he wasn't very original lol
Yep best case scenario he has sleep paralysis but honestly I feel he's just manipulating her.
Or sleep paralysis
honestly i was even thinking carbon monoxide poisoning. seeing hallucinations then passing out? feeling like he was going crazy? severe carbon monoxide poisoning can lead to that sort of thing
@@inabeanareginabut the homeowner had been there for years, not sure if you’re saying it had to do with the house, because the homeowner would’ve experienced something similar
I ❤ this episode. Everyone’s reactions and then the scooby impersonation at the end. Brilliant.😊
You guys NEED to do this again! So entertaining!🤩