Card Tricks with Jeff Bezos
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- Опубликовано: 15 июл 2020
- Genius Gala with Jeff Bezos, Vint Cerf, & John Urschel.
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David: does a trick
Jeff Bezos: *laughs in billionaire*
almost trillionaire
Idontknowhowmuchmoneyhehas-aire
LOL
@@campbellkay549 i dont think you know how much a trillion is a trillion is such a large number barely anything is on scale with it the heat of the sun isnt even in the trillions
Finna be the first trillionaire
David Blaine : are you a billionaire?
Jeff : yes
David Blaine : check again.
lmao
4 horsemen be like....
bro thats hilarious. deserves more likes
Soo Underatted.
@@zyrilltagudar6766 everyone's bank account in the room went up $100,000!!!
Everyone at the party wants Jeff’s attention but David just came up to him chugged his wine and ate his glass. 😂 Legend
WHAT THE F DAVID BLAINE!?!
(rubbing hands like hes using lotion) "yo jeff wanna see a magic trick?" (maintaining eye contact on the prob million $ wine he is holding)
Bro needed a snack.
“Chugged his wine and ate his glass” is a helluva move
When you that talented, you can go to those extremely rich f*ckers party and entertain them and get attention and money
Cop pulls over David
Cop: Sir Is that weed I smell
David: ....check your pockets
one of the greatest comments ever.......bravo sir!
That really had me laughing full on!
😂😂🎉🎉
underrated
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
David: How much money you have in your bank account ?
Jeff: 200$ billion.
David: Check again.
Lmao this is the funniest comment on here bro
Lol that funny😂😂
Nice👌😂
Well done.
Now You See Me vibes
Jeff laughs like he owns the world, wait...
You're onto something there..
*Google's net worth*
220 BILLION DOLLAR'S LAUGH?
And here we go into the most cringey, boring comment section I have ever witnessed. Grab your sedatives ladies and gents ⬇️
He acts geeked up, like he was taking a d r e n a c h r o m e
🤪
Jeff's laugh is that of a person who has indeed taken over the world
Reptilian laugh
Still got a death date and will be buried in the dirt like the rest of us
Cringe@@jump4joy2000
The way Jeff laughs maniacally at 2:20 when David mentions that he doesn't want anyone to get hurt.... *shudder*
Watch it at .25 speed. Even nuttier
@@nickbloom6861😂😂😂
@@nickbloom6861 LMAO TY
@@nickbloom6861 AHHH...AHHH....AHHHH...AHHHH..AHHHH
Bruh it’s just ironic because Blaine just ate glass.
jeff bezoz has the most stereotypical billionaire laugh ever
Facts 😂
Jim Carrey was right all along, search "How wealthy people laugh"
I know that billionaire laugh from Dave Chappelle's billonaire joke. He was spot on
Actually that's a Trillionaire laugh!!!
The one at 1:35 was so unnecessary
Jeff's laugh is what I imagine a rich person's laugh is like.
Its irritating
Hilarious
My buddy's dad is a quasi billionaire and laughs the exact same way lmfao rich people things
That's exactly what I said
he used to laugh like that before he became rich though
Jim Carrey's letterman appearance, where me mocks rich ppl laughing, brought me to this amazing weird video. So accurate.
I think this video became famous because of Jeff's laughs
I came straight here after the Jim Carrey video too
Джим Керри - такой же вор как и Безос
Same
Same
2:26 the sudden stop of laughter says everything about him , hes not laughing hes just trying to look normal
David Blaine: “Does anyone have an iPhone?”
Someone hands him their iPhone
David Blaine: Takes a bite out of it “Thanks, now back to what we were doing”
that's what i was expecting
@@unclemamad8023 mee too
"Now make sure that's a real iPhone, oh yeah that screen looks cracked alright."
Lmfao
😂😂😂😂😂
David: “Who’s the CEO of Amazon?”
Jeff: “Me”
David: “Check again”
Underrated comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAVABABANABABA
LOLLLLL
Lmfao
Jeff: (Laughs) Ah hah hah hah hah hah ha
No matter how talented Davis is..always Jeff’s laugh gets attention 😅
“He’s gonna use this later to sign blank checks” 😂..I can’t explain how hard I laughed at that
Everyone was just laughing hysterically 😂
Nobody:
Jeff bezos laugh: ha$ ha$ ha$ ha$ ha$
This is clever
That profile picture of mayhem :v
ahhhh LMAO
😂😂
HHHHHHHH
Jeff Bezos: says a joke.
Jeff Bezos to Jeff Bezos: *A H A H A H A H A H A*
He is his own yes-man.
It’s a very old rich man type of laugh too 😂
I do the same thing. I live life freely and like to make myself laugh. It's not a bad thing.
No one laughed at his jokes at all that's why he had to
A H A H A H A H A H A
1:42 can be achieved in multiple ways. First being that the magician will actually have a ice cube or grab a glass with an ice cube and grab the cube, break the glass, and swiftly stick the ice cube in their mouth. Rock candy pieces can sometimes also be used, or straight up swapping in a sneaky piece of sugar glass.
Secondarily, some people will ACTUALLY bite and eat glass and when done correctly..it’s relatively safe. It takes A LOT of knowledge and safe practice before you even attempt real glass. But essentially they will learn a certain way to chew it where it does not cut the gums or tongue, and it’s almost instantly pulverized into a sand like material, thus not sharp anymore. Chewing and breaking it up by chewing quickly dulls away the jaggedness, and it should be crunched up quickly. It’s a very hard skill to master and people should on,y do it if professionally trained.
I've watched interviews, and David has spoken in length about studying the human body for years to find out what it can withstand. So I could believe that he found a way to eat real glass without getting seriously hurt.
David is such a master at his craft. Much respect.
David: “Hit equal on the calculator.”
*hits equal*
David: “That’s your balance now Jeff.”
*stares into camera*
*curb your enthusiasm theme plays*
Im laughing louder than Jeff Bezos now thanks to your comment
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now You See Me 3 confirmed
David: Can you put a signature on this card
Jeff: Done
David: Now open your mobile banking app and check your account
Jeff:
Hahahaha
THAT IS THE CONTENT WE NEED TO SEE
I was just thinking jeff wouldnt write his real signature.
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Biting glass is incredible ... it is not joking around ..this guy is serious magician!
I think he mentioned in a recent interview that he regrets doing that particular trick cuz it destroyed his enamel.
“Who has an iphone?”
Bezos: “oh you son of a-“
What happened?
Jeff Bezos’ Wife: I’m filing for divorce.
Jeff Bezos: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Too real🤣🤣
Jeff’s wife: it’s not funny Jeff you knew this was coming
Jeff: AHAHAHA
Jeff’s wife: why do you always laugh when I’m upset?
*Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
@@crybaby4185 I was just about to do that
Yea boi SAME lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This literally looks like every group of rich people you see in movies. Like that scene from Ace Ventura!
Wassup idollllll
Yeees, activist, yeeees!
And you must be the Monopoly guy!
Sup man
Wow 2.52 mil subs, didn't expect that. Good job warrior!
Bezos is truly a Bond villain, that laugh is absolutely insane.
I love the fact that the bald bearded dude is so engaged - he's like a curious child who just got his mind blown! Dont mind the fact that he is one of the smartest, most innovative people on this planet - Vint Cerf aka the father of the internet, who made the internet possible with the first email sent ever, amonst a whooole lot of other achievements.
Yes and now look at how stupid everyone is today,
Ohh I didn't know that thanks mate and also you can notice he's speaking thermodynamics and all
Ikr he’s the most impressive guy in the room
Jeff's laughter reminds me of Jim Carrey mimicking how wealthy people laugh in the David Letterman's show
r/beatmetoit
I was looking for this comment
Yes! Lmfao
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT DURING EVERY LAUGH
That's amazing that's exactly what I thought and I haven't watched that in years
bezos is laughing because he never saw a number that low in his life
=)))))))))
He wasn't always rich
So funny 😀
😂😂😂😂
Bezos is laughing like he will never give his money away for like charity
That last trick is just mind boggling. Can't even begin to understand how he did that.
genuinely
Actually, it's very easy trick. The calculator app is programmed to always produce the same results after you press the equal sign following a multiplication and addition. And for people not to notice the wrong results, David gets them to multiply and add 3 large numbers of 3 digit numbers. It's that simple 😊
@@cemredifbut it's a random phone
The court magician, a timeless classic
"Can you put a 3 digit number"
Jeff: "Oh wow I haven't seen such a small number in a while"
You mean he has not seen a small bank account in a while😂
Just Some Guy without a mustache . thank you captain obvious. I would've never understood the joke without you
Hahahahahahah
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He is so rich that he even paid attention
Lol,😂😂
Holy moly, why aren’t the likes raining!!
this is gold XD
Old recycled joke alert, even spongebob used that one
Clever
David: ‘So Jeff, how much money is currently in your bank account?’
Jeff: ‘Around $100Billion
*David: ‘Check again’*
David Blaine was born*
Doctors: I can't feel the pulse
David : check your pocket
David: Jeff, are you single?
Jeff: No, i am happily married
David: *_Check again_*
oh shi
Did he do that trick to bill gates too
U got the idea for this comment from the will Smith video… u not slick
You taking pleasure in another man's failed marriage says more about you than him
HAHAHAHAHA
Plot twist: David Blaine transferred Jeff Bezos' entire bank account and legal ownership of Amazon to himself through the calculator
LOL best comment. you're hilarious bro
i feel like i already watched that movie?
Wasn't his phone. He knows better now.
Bezos should really afraid of that possibility
LMAO
He's got the billionaire laugh down perfectly.
Even Jeff Bezos laugh is richer than my whole life.
Nice One Bro
Normal people: hahahaha
Jeff:huhuhuuh
Lmfao
Facts
top comment 😂 but 💯% tru 😐
Jeff bezos looks like a Harry Potter character
2:20 such WEALTHY laughter it gives off a awkward vibe seconds after....
Poor people: Can we rewind that
Rich people: We need a high speed camera
😭😭
Ayooooo 😂😂😂 that’s
💀💀💀💀💀
Best comment here 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣💀
Jeff laughs exactly how Jim Carrey said wealthy people laugh.
The developers based jeffs character on him.
@@navinkamphues5992 was this a stimulation life joke?
@@offblack8744 more like a jeff bezos robot joke
that's what I noticed as well lmao, it's just a wealthy people laugh
@Mark Scufalos wrong he is wealthy
Dude did a side mission with the eating glass for no reason 😂
One thing seeing those tricks on tv, but when you see it in person preformed for you it is really something else and surreal.
It's a TV act staged
@@natesilvers2166criss angel was staged, Blaine is pretty legit
When David gets nervous around people he eats glass then plays it off with a magic trick
brian j LMAOO
Why is this so funny
Wait yeah, why did he eat that lmao. Didn’t lead to anything
Did that with Katy Perry 😂😂😂
pretty sure, the real trick happens later on the toilet ...
Jeff: *speaks*
Also Jeff: laughs in *billions*
Soon to be a trillionaire. Its never enough.
AHAAAA AHAA succ we feasent
He laughs in evil. He is a morally corrupt person.
David smashing it as usual
How a billionaire laughs
I enjoyed this video for what it was. David Blaine's tricks seem impossible. Really fun magic.
Jeff definitely talks laughs and makes jokes like a rich person
The secret to being a billionaire is touch people’s arm when you laugh.
Or own a business and not caring for your em6
how come when i do that, people call me a creep
The same secret goes for dating.
JB 650 are you a billionaire? 😂👍🏻 that’s why you a creep ... sorry,no offence
Jeff Bezos magic trick is that he takes tax payers money and disappears it.
Comments section:
1% appreciation about magic trick
99% about Jeff's laugh..
10% worn out copy paste meme comments.
yesss
He sounds. Like the emote in clash Royale
That last trick was amazing. Baldy pulls 5 cards. Multiple people do multiplication and adding. It comes out to the cards baldy pulled. How????
Jeff is the real Dr Evil if I ever seen one. The laugh, confirms my suspicions. 😂😂
"second law of thermodynamics has just been violated" I love that guy LOL
Jeff Bezos : HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$HA$
😂☺️
😂😂
LMAO$
$o Funny
Whatever he laughs sounds like $$ for us that's all lol
Jeff: pick any Amazon share.
David: *picks any share*
Jeff: Now hold onto that for 10 years. Ehahahahahahahah
Best comment LMAO
Good laugh
Vyrevy
YAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAH
Lol best comment indeed
Actually this is his genuine laugh way before Amazon took off.
Jeff laughed like he has all the money in the world, and he probably does.
Elon Musk:
That's his laugh when they ask for a pay rise.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Or when they ask for a washroom break at the warehouse.
Our pay is pretty good tho
Br dot this comment is paid for by the amazon corporation
@@xhveease.4455 im glad youre willing to settle for pretty good when your CEO is worth over $175 billion
David: "Jeff are you married?"
Jeff: "Yes!"
David: "Check Again"
😂😂😂😂
David: turns to Bill Gates
Bill gates: *chuckles* I'm in danger
Marriage is for suckers now XD
David: “What’s in your butt?”
Jeff: “Nothing.”
David: “....Check again.”
jeff: HAHAHAHAHA
david blaine is amazing, love you!
Jeff Bezos laughs as his workers cry
Jeff: that was a nice trick, here's a million dollars.
Depay
No, more like nice trick, pay me $50000
He makes 9 million dollars an hour.
@Wladpad That's how he made his money
yeah right, more like "heres a coupon for a twitch prime"
David Blaine: "Can you type a three digit number?"
Jeff Bezos: "I haven't done that in ages"
Lmal
Lmao*
"I only speak in 9 digits"
Most times it amazes me greatly how I moved from an average lifestyle to earning over $63k per month, Utter shock is the word. I have understood a lot in the past few years that there are lots of opportunities in the financial market. The only thing is to know where to invest.
I keep wondering how people earn money in financial markets, i tried trading bitcoin on my own made a huge loss and now I'm scared of investing more.
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@@nyreggie You allow people to trade for you? that's interesting, I would love to learn, hope it’s safe?
Nice scripted conversation
This is so scripted those who run the Oscars would be amazed
Never change that laugh Jeff.
Jeff bezos laughs like there is someone holding a gun behind the camera.
yeah that one part in the middle he laughed for no reason wtf
It’s cuz he decided to count as high as his money for fun a few years back. He’s still counting to this day and he doesn’t wanna lose count.
i slapped ur momma oh yeah yeah I think he laughed whenever David Blaine said “be careful with that” as he was passing the broken glass ... right after he just took a bite out of it lol the irony
@Pear had to look for this comment to make sure i wasn't the only one who caught that.
😁😁
that's vint cerf. one of the guys who invented the internet. and david is blowing his mind. has to be an incredible feeling to stump someone that intelligent.
Jeff was unusually amused at the idea of someone getting hurt.
"Enter a 5 digit number in this err... calculator. Now press Transfer "
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
This is gold like seriously🤣🤣
lmaaaaaooooooooooooooo
😂
Old dude: He's gonna use this to sign blank checks.
Everyone: Ignores him.
Me: Genius.
He even looks up for approval, poor guy. Glad he was a real sport later on
Top comment
That old guy is the father of internet
no amount of checks can put a dent in this guys pocket
That gentleman’s name is Vint Cerf. Look him up.
This isn't about Bezos... It's about David Blaine. He's amazing!
No, this video is definitely about Bezos
Yea definitely more talented DB
Dave's laughter said otherwise
I want to go to a cocktail party and finish my drink, then stare down my friends as I gobble up my wine glass like it's a giant potato chip
Everyone says "How David Blaine?!" not "How's David Blaine?"
Imagine the suffering he feels in the toilet pooping glass shards...
LMAO
At least someone says it in the comments section of every video.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I like how that had nothing to do with the card trick. He just needed a good snack
While he showed jeff the card trick bezos just made half a million $ so who‘s the real magician here?
lol
Lmaooo
More then that lol
Good guess buddy!
The video is 227 sec long. Bezoz makes around $2489 a sec. So he made exactly $565,003.
Fawk. Really?? 🤯😅
Love his laugh.Laughing all the way to the bank.
The way Jeff said no to the IPHONE 1:58 😂🤣😂🤣🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎
Jeff Bezos: laughs
Everyone else: he’s rich, dammit! Start laughing!
😂
*Laughs in rich*
@@BlockImmigrants lmao
Lmao 😂
They all are rich
Have you noticed every time after Jeff's laugh, he somewhat contemplates as if he just laughed a little bit too much? lol
Yep He Does.
Lizardman confirmed
NatureTube You’re thinking of mark zuckerburg
Funny 😆
it's beautiful
That cut when Jeff is just half laughed at the end. Lmao
Love that last trick, never seen that on before.
Every time Jeff laughs he looks around to make sure no one suspects he is evil
Literally saw that too 💀
ONE MILLION DOLLARS *puts pinky to lips*
Well, he always make sure that my packages arrive in time! How is that evil?
@@juniorgod321 I'm an Amazon driver and I get my check every week. Can't find the evil yet
LMFAO YES!!! I HAD TO REWIND IT BACK A COUPLE OF TIMES 🤣💀
David Blaine has mastered his skills to such level that he’s comfortable performing in front of anybody
You know what... I was going to disagree, but that’s just a perfectly sound argument.
Adam Fullhan it’s called witchcraft
He’s always been that way since the early 2000s with any celebrity
He has masters. U and i cannot see
Carlos Spiceywhiener alright let’s see you do them genius
Even David believed that last card could be a ten and complete the trick perfectly.
David: “I just don’t want anybody to get hurt”
Jeff Bezos: “Hahahahaha”
lmao
god damn his laugh
Cringiest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Laughs at obscure things like he's the Joker 🤡
I swear its straight out of old James Bond movie...
ruclips.net/video/Xzx3-hKl__8/видео.html
Little did he know the trick was just a distraction to hack his twitter account
Good one, money
Hahahhahhhahhahhhahha
This comment wins the internet award of 17th July 2020, there might be more of the same down below, but this is the first i saw about this and just LOLed :)
Wasn't the trick just every card is the same?
@@garorade Did you not watch the whole video lol??
“He’s gonna use this later to sign a black cheque” LOL
Jeff's laugh is like an alien trying to imitate human laughter but he's only watched Austin Powers boxset.
Underrated comment lol
I thought I was the only one 😂
Just look at him the whole video. XD he is an alien or some kind of creature
i was watching him and its like "its real glass" "HAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA anyway"
There’s audio of Jeff’s laugh on the Amazon intranet. It’s famous inside the company for being so... goofy.
Jeff Bezos sounds like he's impersonating Jim Carrey impersonating rich people laugh.
You are not wrong!!
I'm dying :))))
Jim was so spot on with that years ago lol
"OH, BEAUTIFUL! HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD THIS ONE?"
Amazing comment.
All I can think of is Jim Carreys bit about the “rich guy laugh” from Letterman show
Jeff laughs and then Immediately has a straight face.
Because he is faking it
because he saw he was being recorded.
@@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065 whay makes you say that?
@@centralprocessingunit2564 he is 100% faking it
@@centralprocessingunit2564 If you dont see that he is faking it your weird. He could be easly a murderer with this laugh.
If I had Bezos’ money, I’d laugh the same way every time. About everything.
i just farted hhuuhahahahhhhahaa
he laughed like that before he was ceo of amazon
If I made Bezos' money I would put 99% into helping the world and still probably have billions to spare. like how can someone have that much and then some have nothing. Nobody should be that rich unless they plan to save the planet.
@@garrisonsavage2323 okay Marx, go back to sleep
@@garrisonsavage2323 how can you be so sure that his whole net worth is liquid cash? Do you also wonder how can a billionaire lose so much value in a single day? It's obviously not liquid cash. So you can't really expect them to donate 99% of their "money" since that $100+ billion value isn't available for them to just spend anytime, anywhere.
Old beard guy looks like he's dressed as a government official from an anime I've never heard of. Now that I'm thinking of it, I wanna see an anime recreation of this scene, Jeff's laugh lends itself so well.
going from compton to this really shows how he can fit into any social situation
"tHe SeCOnd lAW oF thERModynAMicS HAs juSt bEEn viOlatEd"
Hahahahaha
😂 Nerd
Cane Toad69 your profile pic violated me
😭😭😭
Nerds lol
He will have to do this with Elon Musk now ...
XD
😀😀😀😀
@People who Use youtube yes
@People who Use youtube he is again
@@depression_isnt_real actually that's other way around though
This is like a basic friend group, the rich kid, the nerd, and the jock
1:07 jeffs laugh is classic lmaooooo
Jokes on Jeff, I'm closer to being a millionaire than he is.
Me too buddy
He only gets 80k a year
@User Account HAHAHHAHA. Nice one
you don't stop being a millionaire when you become a billionaire mate
Same
Whenever Jeff Bezos laughs I picture him sitting back in an armchair obnoxiously stroking a cat
Stroking his bald head
Hey myself
A white cat at that...
Real life dr. Evil
A black cat