I had the Bingo Bear. The box was in its mouth and you could work it like a puppet. The phrases were random, and sometimes would line up in a naughty sequence.
My aunt made such a big show of giving my grandma her Christmas gift, that we all opened it as soon as she was gone. It was a huge bag of the tiny hotel soap bars you get for free. We stopped counting by thirty...
My Grandma once gave my brother my Grandpa`s old underwear, "Because I heard that High School students dont have enough money to buy themselves some clothes."
That Teddy Ruxpin story reminded me of one christmas. My sister really wanted a cabbage patch kid doll. My father wanted to save some money so he bought a "home made" cabbage patch doll that a colleague made. The doll is half a metre tall and is made of cloth. My sister was not impressed. Every little kid had a cabbage patch kid and my sister had "Jodie" LMAO
My step-dad's mom never liked me and used to never get me presents during the holidays. After a stern lecture from my parents she reluctantly started buying me things, but never stopped showing how she felt about me. One year I got a towel with "Butt Face" stitched on it.
The "Mom I Love" one reminds me of Kim Kardashian's weight loss formula. When it was first on the shelves, the lettering on the box seemed to say 'Extreme Bum'. Now it says 'Extreme Bur n'.
@HeidiHoNayber checking in! I assure you... I do not work for The Tonight show. I am a stay at home mom currently stationed in a remote fishing village in Alaska. The only thing I have going for me is the fact that I have plenty of stupid stories to share! 🤷🏼♀️
One year I was feeling incredibly nice around the holidays since I was away at Advanced Training in the Army, and when a special Christmas bazaar was in the area, what I ended up getting my grandfather and step-grandmother (on my mom's side) were knit Native American Coasters for whenever they would have company over. When I went to give that to them, they ended up giving my younger brothers and I a wallet picture of them. My younger brothers were unhappy, I was just short of livid, and it's now only my parents who exchange gifts with them around Christmas.
You know what's funny? My wife would like the farting animals colouring books. She likes colouring books, she likes animals and she thinks farts are funny. She's 27, in case anyone's wondering.
I sympathise. My stepmother's done that to both my older kid and to me more than once. "It's fine to use - I wiped it with a tissue for you". Great woman but REALLY does not "get" gifts
Why do people pronounce the "@"? It isn't part of the person's name or 'handle' or whatever you call it. It's like introducing your friend like, "This is my buddy First-Name Jimmy." "Oh look, First-Name Sally is here! We haven't seen her in a while." When you sign a contract on the line that says "Sign here:", your name doesn't suddenly become "Sign Here Jimmy Fallon" "Well your honor, you can see that this contract was duly signed by Sign Here Jimmy Fallon, therefor Sign Here Jimmy Fallon is responsible for living up to the terms of the agreement."
My stepmother usually gets me a large body lotion. Every year, Xmas and birthday. My skin isn't even particularly dry. Every year (I live in a warm climate where oils get rancid easily) I go through the large box in my wardrobe which is filled with body creams, almost all from my stepmother, and test them all to check which one is past use-by date and can be binned, guilt-free. God bless the woman. I am lucky to get through half a bottle in 12 months. Oh, and I also have superficial allergic reactions to certain perfumes - she knows, but that doesn't seem to make a difference. Every now and then I half-heartedly offer an unused bottle to a friend - they're always turned down. I still love her, but gifts are not her forte : )
For my wedding someone gave me used kitchen towels that hadn't even been washed. They still had crud stuck to them. How do you write a thank you note for that??
Does anyone else HATE it when you really want something for your birthday or Christmas and you see you bro/sis get it and you get depressed for the rest of the year?
One year for Fathers' Day, I was told I was allowed to go to the store and pick out a TV in a price range, pay for it myself, then install it myself. Um, thanks?
Grizz bongo lady!!! Any NBA basketball nerd would know her.... the sweet old mama Memphis Grizzlies fan famous for her tenacious work on the air bongos on the in-game arena "bongo cam." GO GRIZZ!!!!
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My parents once re-arranged the furniture in my room as a birthday gift. I hated it.
No way! i hope your other b- days were better. Your parents made me sad.
I would too. We’re a lot alike.
"Nestle Toulouse" - Phoebe Buffay
exactly what i was thinking too
Regina Phalange
Was looking for this comment! :D
YESSS
Nestlé 😂😂
1:58 My favorite! "At least it's not a scratch 'n sniff!"😅
I wonder if the windshield wiper refill couple are still together...
Most definitely.
My dad gave me a box of sticks and rocks and said I could make whatever I wanted. My mom was livid 😁
Once for Christmas, I got a set of blue toilet paper from my mom😂
You mean litmus paper
If the squirrel shirt was for a guy it should have faced the other way, then they could have said that it was grabbing it's nuts.. :)
peter obermuller 😂 Best. Comment. Ever. Hahahaha
Bravo
its
For Valentine's Day my grandpa got my grandma a nose hair trimmer. True story 😬
🤣🤣🤣
I had the Bingo Bear. The box was in its mouth and you could work it like a puppet. The phrases were random, and sometimes would line up in a naughty sequence.
The toys without eyes is hilarious lol
This video is the nicest gift to viewers
@nestletollhouse well played...
My aunt made such a big show of giving my grandma her Christmas gift, that we all opened it as soon as she was gone. It was a huge bag of the tiny hotel soap bars you get for free. We stopped counting by thirty...
oh sweet Lord. That's so sad. I actually feel guilty for laughing!
Phoebe Buffay's grandmother is still alive?
My husband gave me, a wrap it yourself, anniversary gift, complete with paper & bow! I still have the paper in a drawer...
I have that coloring book. Bought it for myself. Hell yeah, me.
My Grandma once gave my brother my Grandpa`s old underwear, "Because I heard that High School students dont have enough money to buy themselves some clothes."
but... I love oatmeal raisin cookies.
More for us, I suppose. Those peasants don't know what they're missing.
The pea pod would probably sell for a fortune with the story attached.
GasNBullets I actually saw that peapod in a gift store years ago, really creepy! Reminded me of, "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers!"
That Teddy Ruxpin story reminded me of one christmas. My sister really wanted a cabbage patch kid doll. My father wanted to save some money so he bought a "home made" cabbage patch doll that a colleague made. The doll is half a metre tall and is made of cloth. My sister was not impressed. Every little kid had a cabbage patch kid and my sister had "Jodie" LMAO
we were ... and my father was a tightarse
MsRainbow Brite wow what a cheapass
Any and all homemade Cabbage Patch dolls were absolutely the WORST. :)
You should get her a real cabbage patch doll this year! lol
i did one year .... it lives in the wardrobe
In regards to the first one, it would have been really awkward if the gift was Viagara. "It's time to face the facts, son" :D
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies are actually my favorite.
The one i got was a t-shirt that read "objects under this shirt are larger than they appear"! I was a teenager at the time!
Wtf with the pea and baby faces coming from a boss... i would change companies hahahah
Nestle toll house being all savage hahah
My step-dad's mom never liked me and used to never get me presents during the holidays. After a stern lecture from my parents she reluctantly started buying me things, but never stopped showing how she felt about me. One year I got a towel with "Butt Face" stitched on it.
dlrico wow what a bitch
Jesus.
Was one end for your butt,and the other for your face?
That's horrible, might as well go back to her not giving you anything at all than to get crappy gifts.
@@christinamcallister3791 It was... but there was an underlying message to it. For my sister and cousins, she'd get them whatever they'd ask for.
Windshield wiper blades? He must have wanted a divorce for the next Christmas! And where can I get the coloring book? My son would love that 😂
That squirrel shirt was awesommmme
I actually love oatmeal raisin cookies.
“He got dumped soon after” HAHAH THATS A SAVAGE GF
Without eyes ahahaha!
I’d be STOKED if I got that coloring book.
Farting animal colouring book... hahahaha I want one
The "Mom I Love" one reminds me of Kim Kardashian's weight loss formula. When it was first on the shelves, the lettering on the box seemed to say 'Extreme Bum'. Now it says 'Extreme Bur n'.
That last one.... I HATE raisin cookies!
Oatmeal raisin cookies are my favorite kind
the last one makes me think of Phoebe Buffet a lot xD
The last one reminded me of Phoebe’s grandmother’s recipe :D
Yaseer AlKuFi she is looking up at us right now :)
HEY! Oatmeal raisin used to be my favorite! Now it's peanut butter.
The microphone is perfectly positioned between the two Christmas bulbs in the back
the squirrel lady looked like kristen wiig lmao
Ok but how does HeidiHoNayber always get on these segments 😂
I KNOW RIGHT!
I noticed that too. I'm starting to think that she is one of the crew members who works for Jimmy's show or something.
@HeidiHoNayber checking in! I assure you... I do not work for The Tonight show. I am a stay at home mom currently stationed in a remote fishing village in Alaska. The only thing I have going for me is the fact that I have plenty of stupid stories to share! 🤷🏼♀️
@@heidiritter9160 I'm at the point where I look for your tweets on these segments hahaha
Really? Windshield wiper blade refills!!! That's crazy against electric guitar.LOL
One year I was feeling incredibly nice around the holidays since I was away at Advanced Training in the Army, and when a special Christmas bazaar was in the area, what I ended up getting my grandfather and step-grandmother (on my mom's side) were knit Native American Coasters for whenever they would have company over. When I went to give that to them, they ended up giving my younger brothers and I a wallet picture of them. My younger brothers were unhappy, I was just short of livid, and it's now only my parents who exchange gifts with them around Christmas.
Omg. I love the pea pod. A tree filled with vegetable people would be awesome.
I FLIPPIN LOVE oatmeal raisin cookies
I love oatmeal raisin cookies
You know what's funny? My wife would like the farting animals colouring books. She likes colouring books, she likes animals and she thinks farts are funny. She's 27, in case anyone's wondering.
my ex gf was the same way haha she's 32
I’m a 26 year old female and I don’t see the problem lmao.
I got a used lipstick.
enigma nero ew
I sympathise. My stepmother's done that to both my older kid and to me more than once. "It's fine to use - I wiped it with a tissue for you". Great woman but REALLY does not "get" gifts
holy crap. i totally had that bear too... didn't remember it until watching this.
jimmy has been reading the comments....he went through those tweets sooo quick lol
Oatmeal raisin cookies are amazing
I have never laughed so hard in my life when he was reading out the tweets
I got that farting animals coloring book too last Christmas 😂😂😂
Bingo bear more like Gagging Grizzly
Y'all should go follow that hashtag. There were some much better ones than these lmao
Oatmeal raisin cookies are my favorite...
What's wrong with oatmeal raisin cookies?!
I like oatmeal raisin cookies! 😒 😆😂
Why do people pronounce the "@"? It isn't part of the person's name or 'handle' or whatever you call it.
It's like introducing your friend like, "This is my buddy First-Name Jimmy." "Oh look, First-Name Sally is here! We haven't seen her in a while."
When you sign a contract on the line that says "Sign here:", your name doesn't suddenly become "Sign Here Jimmy Fallon" "Well your honor, you can see that this contract was duly signed by Sign Here Jimmy Fallon, therefor Sign Here Jimmy Fallon is responsible for living up to the terms of the agreement."
lol +Common Tater
PS: don't show this to anyone you know. You'll be Lol Plus Common Tater for life
Absolutely true about the oatmeal raisin cookies
Admit it, many of you went on google to search for Bingo Bear.
Shoutout to the Bongo Lady at Memphis Grizzlies games
Oatmeal raisin cookies are my favourite! ❤
I had a Bingo Bear too
You turn that squirrel around and he'd be holding some nuts!
Because, "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun"
My uncle gave me a pair of skorts I left at his house last time for Christmas
Oatmeal raisin cookies was pretty great!:)
it really the thought that counts
Jimmy's hair looks so good.
as a wedding gift, I received one towel and one wash cloth
My mom buys us shampoo boxes with cologne and shampoo.
My stepmother usually gets me a large body lotion. Every year, Xmas and birthday. My skin isn't even particularly dry. Every year (I live in a warm climate where oils get rancid easily) I go through the large box in my wardrobe which is filled with body creams, almost all from my stepmother, and test them all to check which one is past use-by date and can be binned, guilt-free. God bless the woman. I am lucky to get through half a bottle in 12 months. Oh, and I also have superficial allergic reactions to certain perfumes - she knows, but that doesn't seem to make a difference. Every now and then I half-heartedly offer an unused bottle to a friend - they're always turned down.
I still love her, but gifts are not her forte : )
Teddy Ruxpin and Bingo Bear both rule! I’ve still got both of mine since I was a baby!
For my wedding someone gave me used kitchen towels that hadn't even been washed. They still had crud stuck to them. How do you write a thank you note for that??
That pea pod one sounds like an awkward re-gift.
One year when I was a kid, I was really bad so I woke up to a bag of coal bubblegum waiting for me.....it turned my teeth solid black.
One year my nannie gave me a lamp that shocked you plugged it in
Does anyone else HATE it when you really want something for your birthday or Christmas and you see you bro/sis get it and you get depressed for the rest of the year?
The Farting Animals Coloring Book should be on his do not read list. lol
The "Farting Animals" coloring book is on Amazon; along with a bunch of similar coloring books.
Southern Oregon Cat Mom just why
I had a bingo bear lol 🐻
I love that Nestle ended up on Jimmy Fallon. More brand names should join Jimmy's hashtags.
Oatmeal raisin cookies are my favorite
Go Nestle! Now that's the kind of corporate advertising I can get behind.
One year for Fathers' Day, I was told I was allowed to go to the store and pick out a TV in a price range, pay for it myself, then install it myself. Um, thanks?
My grandmother gave me white shoe polish because I needed it?
The pea pod is going to be in my nightmares.
I Don’t Mind Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
My worst gift my dad said i let you live here now mow the lawn
Hey Nestle! I love Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
Oatmeal raisin cookies are good
Toll House? More like Troll House, am I right?
Grizz bongo lady!!! Any NBA basketball nerd would know her.... the sweet old mama Memphis Grizzlies fan famous for her tenacious work on the air bongos on the in-game arena "bongo cam." GO GRIZZ!!!!
BnaBreaker grit grind and play the bongos
Maybe if we had more bongo ladies like her, we could get this season back together?!?
Grizz nation. Love wat hing bongo lady at the games
Bongo lady is a memphis treasure besides the lady at 201 trying to give people work flyers baby
Is nobody gonna talk about how Steve said "squirrels like buns" at 2:59?
OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES ARE THE BEST!!!
Nice Nestlé ad at the end...
I actually love those oatmeal raisin cookies
For that squirrel shirt, as guys we can turn the shirt around and have the squirrel protect our nuts?
that awkward moment when u already read most of the tweets because you live on Twitter!