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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @OctoganicAngel
    @OctoganicAngel 7 лет назад +2514

    1:40 - 3:19 “We need you to kill some time” - the producers

    • @LifeOfTheParty323
      @LifeOfTheParty323 7 лет назад +215

      Thank god. I skipped that boring shit.

    • @scillaburton7160
      @scillaburton7160 7 лет назад +54

      I'm dying at ur username 😂

    • @Gazzaxxo
      @Gazzaxxo 7 лет назад +150

      You are a lifesaver!!!!! I can’t stand their overdone unfunny jokes which go on forever

    • @OctoganicAngel
      @OctoganicAngel 7 лет назад +24

      Uh, khakis...

    • @asp_eng24
      @asp_eng24 7 лет назад +14

      @Jake,from State Farm, at three in the morning?!? Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you!

  • @CrankyNovelist7335
    @CrankyNovelist7335 6 лет назад +2335

    I'm single because dating requires leaving the house.

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 5 лет назад +53

      And talking... for hours! 😱

    • @KaylaLS
      @KaylaLS 5 лет назад +27

      A common tragedy for people like us

    • @fawnhogg8400
      @fawnhogg8400 5 лет назад +10

      online dating. arrange date at your house (remember to always have a friend come round too to be safe) tada no leaving lol

    • @amanda5851
      @amanda5851 5 лет назад +4

      Literally tho

    • @flegmatika5758
      @flegmatika5758 5 лет назад +8

      Oof, and lots of money.

  • @AbhishekJ89
    @AbhishekJ89 7 лет назад +3037

    #whyImsingle cuz I'm watching Random videos on RUclips rather than asking people out on a date😂

    • @fearless4him595
      @fearless4him595 7 лет назад +14

      Abhishek Jha I don’t even know how to do it.

    • @1rickopotamus
      @1rickopotamus 7 лет назад +8

      Haha same,same

    • @nitroxwolf2098
      @nitroxwolf2098 7 лет назад +9

      It’s hard and no girls like me and am no social person The only thing I can say is hi how are you and that’s it

    • @nishantsharma7436
      @nishantsharma7436 7 лет назад +6

      That and ur in India dude... There's no such thing as dating here

    • @D_Dizzy_
      @D_Dizzy_ 7 лет назад +2

      look up a RUclips video on how to ask someone out! #donedeal 😂

  • @savannahkemper5509
    @savannahkemper5509 7 лет назад +635

    The Phantom of the Opera was born with his face deformed. His mother gave him the mask because she was ashamed of him. Then she sent him to a circus. Then he eventually became the phantom of the Paris Opera House. He didn't die at the end, he disappeared because he was heartbroken.

    • @jaeyde4210
      @jaeyde4210 6 лет назад +35

      Savannah Kemper In the book, he does die at the end.

    • @savannahkemper5509
      @savannahkemper5509 6 лет назад +18

      F F Oh I'm going off of the musical, but that makes sense.

    • @jaeyde4210
      @jaeyde4210 6 лет назад +23

      Savannah Kemper The musical's ending is so cool, he just poof disappears~ They have to do it because they cut a major character out from the book, and he's who the Phantom goes to when he's dying... You know it's really long and complicated I'd suggest reading the book 😂

    • @emmawright3504
      @emmawright3504 6 лет назад +2

      I think he dies in love never dies

    • @merimar3
      @merimar3 6 лет назад +3

      @@emmawright3504 Spoiler Alert! ⚠
      He does not die in Love Never Dies. Someone else does though...
      You should buy the Australian live musical recording off Amazon. It's quite good! I also saw it live.

  • @mercedesacosta5495
    @mercedesacosta5495 5 лет назад +279

    That leg hair one: girl we all do that (but I’m also single so maybe that’s why) 😂

    • @kristenness6034
      @kristenness6034 5 лет назад +3

      I never did that..... Maybe that's why I'm married 😜🤣

    • @tamikasterling9241
      @tamikasterling9241 4 года назад +3

      @@kristenness6034 so the message here is shave your whole leg so you get married instead of being single

    • @kristenness6034
      @kristenness6034 4 года назад

      @@tamikasterling9241 at the very least it can't hurt. 😁

    • @MsSonnenschein93
      @MsSonnenschein93 4 года назад +1

      Same here, not single :D

    • @thereisonlyonewright3040
      @thereisonlyonewright3040 4 года назад +1

      Since it's easy to be honest online here goes...I'm married and I've always shaved my legs. It actually irks me when my co-worker tells us she hasn't shaved her legs in months. Personally it strikes me as laziness the beginning of letting yourself go.

  • @OliviaDavid444
    @OliviaDavid444 7 лет назад +1711

    I can relate so much to the one with the ripped jeans 😂😂😂

    • @nasselin94
      @nasselin94 7 лет назад +7

      Olivia David thanks me, thank you lol

    • @Ishtar90ify
      @Ishtar90ify 6 лет назад +4

      OMG! Me too 😆

    • @r.p.4432
      @r.p.4432 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah I do the same thing 😂

    • @mr.weaver7568
      @mr.weaver7568 6 лет назад +2

      Ladies please as a gentleman allow me to help with the situation!

    • @makeeverythingsparkle1611
      @makeeverythingsparkle1611 6 лет назад +8

      I do the same thing with Capri jeans

  • @merilpts
    @merilpts 5 лет назад +278

    When I was fifteen a very cute guy asked me if I was going to prom. I answered "no I don't really like any of the other students who are going there. Seems really boring" he said "oh. Okay." it took me 5 years to realize that he was asking me to prom.

    • @mckayleem3098
      @mckayleem3098 4 года назад +20

      Méril poor guy😂 and poor you lol

    • @blackdogbrown
      @blackdogbrown 3 года назад +9

      Wow. Epic fail. 😂😂

  • @klace20
    @klace20 7 лет назад +2502

    Trivia: the creators of Phantom of the Opera made the mask only cover half of his face because original designs didn't allow for theatre microphones

    • @MagicofKeelanWendorf
      @MagicofKeelanWendorf 7 лет назад +36

      Kyle Lacey-Janetzki innovative! Still a unique look too

    • @jankim3745
      @jankim3745 7 лет назад +115

      I died when Jimmy asked *is this side of his face that good?*

    • @krissid2003
      @krissid2003 7 лет назад +47

      Next you can tackle Michael Jackson's one white sparkling glove mystery🤣

    • @NailaGG
      @NailaGG 7 лет назад +39

      He had vitiligo and the first discoloration starting on his fingers. So it was to cover up that up, but then it also became a fashion statement. That's what I've heard.

    • @marcusavilbont5149
      @marcusavilbont5149 7 лет назад +49

      In a featurette I saw on Phantom, Cameron Mackintosh said they thought it would be hard to emote behind a full mask. So they just cut it in half. Which, of course, later on, Michael Crawford still found it hard to sing Any P's in the mask, so one of the songwriters specifically put in the line "You little prying Pandora!" just to mess with Michael. Hahaha

  • @BernadetteTeachesMusic
    @BernadetteTeachesMusic 7 лет назад +1702

    1:02 this woman is a genius.

    • @keithknight7119
      @keithknight7119 7 лет назад +3

      bernadette can you put a feedback comment on the cover on this new channel, would love to know if you like it - Keith (vocalist

    • @BStop22
      @BStop22 7 лет назад +16

      I did that once in high school. Back when Uggs became big and I was rockin' my tiny Abercrombie, ripped jeans. LOL. #lazytotheextreme

    • @nasselin94
      @nasselin94 7 лет назад +19

      Bernadette Teaches Music that's me!! Thank you lol

    • @sadiepohl3340
      @sadiepohl3340 7 лет назад +22

      I do that w capri leggings

    • @foreveralo17
      @foreveralo17 7 лет назад +30

      Bernadette Teaches Music I thought every girl did this ?

  • @carolinaferreira9328
    @carolinaferreira9328 7 лет назад +309

    My favourite segment of the show

  • @hannah8jay
    @hannah8jay 5 лет назад +161

    “That is ruff.”
    MOST UNDERRATED PUN

  • @GoldenPhil
    @GoldenPhil 7 лет назад +67

    Timepoint 2:00 This is why the Roots are the best band on late night. Whenever Jimmy riffs, tells jokes or whatever, the band picks it up and plays something totally related or appropriate for the subject at hand at the moment 4:33. i.e. if a xmas reference, they would play a xmas song or if Jimmy makes a silly jokes the drummer would do a rim shot 3:36 (ta-dom-crash) . Also they only participate in any conversation if they are directly engaged by Jimmy. 5:23 Not whenever they feel like it. But on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Jon Batiste (the bandleader of Stay Human) The band is great but its Jon that is the issue, , all Jon does is yell into the mic during Colbert's monologue, play random piano chords or scales . Just so distracting and ruins the flow of the moment. Props to the Roots for being awesome - always. You guys rock.

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 5 лет назад +2

      Yes! This! It's so effing annoying!! But lately, he's toned it down a bit. Still annoying tho. Also, Jay Leno's Kevin Eubanks and every single one of Ellen's DJs (including Tony and Twitch) are also great examples of great musical sidekicks.

    • @phoebexxlouise
      @phoebexxlouise 5 лет назад +1

      I never would have noticed 2:00

    • @MorganWallaceMusic
      @MorganWallaceMusic 5 лет назад

      I started liking this status, but then took my like away due to the Jon Baptiste digs

    • @deborahtaylor3617
      @deborahtaylor3617 2 года назад

      You know they practice this skit before doing it on air. Still funny

  • @RetroJunk1987
    @RetroJunk1987 7 лет назад +169

    "There was a fire at his parent's house" 😂

  • @amelias6138
    @amelias6138 6 лет назад +468

    #WhyImSingle
    I'm me. *laughs unenthusiastically* *cries*

  • @BerishaFatian
    @BerishaFatian 7 лет назад +3055

    #Why Am I Single
    When I see a girl staring at me, I don't know how to get into conversation with her, so I pretend I'm not interested.

    • @iuliacordus
      @iuliacordus 7 лет назад +55

      Just say hi :)

    • @BerishaFatian
      @BerishaFatian 7 лет назад +70

      In my country its not that easy as in america, if you go to a girl and say hi for no reason, she'll think you're a creep or a loser.

    • @iuliacordus
      @iuliacordus 7 лет назад +29

      I'm not from America.

    • @markwifey3612
      @markwifey3612 7 лет назад +4

      lord

    • @BerishaFatian
      @BerishaFatian 7 лет назад +11

      Yeah but in most countries people are basically the same, while in my country we are very unique

  • @Chris-kc6nv
    @Chris-kc6nv Год назад

    Love when Jimmy and Steve riff like that, hilarious 👌🏻🤣

  • @sonamsherpa57
    @sonamsherpa57 7 лет назад +4469

    All the singles here... put your thumbs up

  • @mimiloves6575
    @mimiloves6575 7 лет назад +357

    The one time a guy flirted with me I told him I was busy.. I was making a Facebook page for my 🐈#whyimsingle

    • @Enyo_Gaming
      @Enyo_Gaming 5 лет назад +7

      mimi loves The one time a guy asked me out, I nonchalantly said "No thanks, I'll pass" and walked away. Didn't realize what had really happened until afterwards 🙄

    • @amberts180
      @amberts180 4 года назад

      LOL you win!!

  • @ellehuggins7885
    @ellehuggins7885 6 лет назад +32

    Right when you said the girl punched herself in the face with a quilt I dropped my phone on my face and got a black eye.

  • @2hazeleyes
    @2hazeleyes 6 лет назад +20

    Jimmy: "I've never seen the play."
    Also Jimmy: "love phantom of the Opera"

  • @TurtleTitan4Evah
    @TurtleTitan4Evah 7 лет назад +6

    I love how they don't even acknowledge how long of a tangent they went on 😂😂 I love these segments so much

  • @kidchalleen4250
    @kidchalleen4250 4 года назад +3

    To listen to him try and explain the plot of Phantom of the Opera to Jimmy, is one of my all time favorite Jimmy Moments.

  • @rebeccajoyner3858
    @rebeccajoyner3858 7 лет назад +892

    Somebody Take Jimmy Fallon to see Phantom of the Opera!!! Somebody!!!!

    • @oliviacosta5521
      @oliviacosta5521 7 лет назад +3

      WorldChanger914 I was like "nuuuuuuuuuu" 😥

    • @CarleeTietz
      @CarleeTietz 6 лет назад +5

      I know right!!!! It pained me a little bit to see that he didn’t know.

    • @Jill-ih9dq
      @Jill-ih9dq 6 лет назад +2

      somehow I don’t believe he’s never seen it... isn’t he really active in the theatre scene in NY?

    • @Adrian-gg4dr
      @Adrian-gg4dr 6 лет назад +4

      Rebecca Joyner James Corden should!

    • @isabelmedina4389
      @isabelmedina4389 6 лет назад +1

      @@Adrian-gg4dr lol yes that would be so funny

  • @joanna810
    @joanna810 6 лет назад +42

    “I ate a dog biscuit”..
    “man that’s RUFF”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ella-zf2tq
    @Ella-zf2tq 7 лет назад +188

    “There was a fire at his parents house?” 😂

    • @charisehickey9776
      @charisehickey9776 6 лет назад +1

      Ella Marisol the last part is “and he moved into the subway?????” And it KILLED me! I laughed so hard

  • @zeldas_lullaby
    @zeldas_lullaby 3 года назад +8

    "Yeah the side of his face got burned or something." "That doesn't mean it's missing!" Lmao

  • @trexaz19
    @trexaz19 7 лет назад +14

    That "I don't remember" at @4:28 is perfectly timed comedy, after so much build up

  • @thejanusproject32
    @thejanusproject32 7 лет назад +66

    I love how he laughed in the beginning of his pep talk hahahaha

    • @totalcodehero
      @totalcodehero 7 лет назад +5

      thejanusproject32 Like he was trying to start, but just kept laughing.

  • @CriticaLxThoughX
    @CriticaLxThoughX 7 лет назад +190

    The «that is rough!»-pun after the dog bisquit story was sadly ignored...

  • @SR-er8sd
    @SR-er8sd 5 лет назад +1

    "you're the best, so be the best and beat the best" that's a good quote

  • @ClarinetGirl62
    @ClarinetGirl62 7 лет назад +55

    "I love Phantom of the Opera"
    Doesn't know/remember anything about it xD

  • @FatNebraskaMom
    @FatNebraskaMom 6 лет назад +1

    I've so done that.....with the quilt. 💯

  • @crystalsherman8896
    @crystalsherman8896 6 лет назад +3

    I like how jimmy and the guy at the microphone go on these off course talks

  • @annaguennel3867
    @annaguennel3867 5 лет назад +77

    "what happens at the end"
    "doesn't he get married?"
    "no I think he gets burned alive"
    Me: basically the same thing

    • @springysloth1186
      @springysloth1186 4 года назад

      Anna Guennel well said. 😂

    • @jennifergross3506
      @jennifergross3506 3 года назад

      I laughed so hard at that joke it made me grateful I read that far into the comments.

  • @merlinalexander1698
    @merlinalexander1698 7 лет назад +1243

    instead of wasting time by dragging useless jokes, they could've used that time to read more tweets.

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 7 лет назад +45

      They didn't have any more good ones, hence why they kill time like that to fill it out.

    • @Tokalafox
      @Tokalafox 7 лет назад +67

      Yeah that is really annoying when they waste time on someone's twitter name, not the first time this has happened. More tweets would have been much better.

    • @starlinguk
      @starlinguk 7 лет назад +43

      No way, I love it this way.

    • @merlinalexander1698
      @merlinalexander1698 7 лет назад +11

      i know! i don't find any comments of that old guy funny..!

    • @merlinalexander1698
      @merlinalexander1698 7 лет назад +13

      i guess not everyone has the same sense of humour then....:)

  • @beatlequeen06
    @beatlequeen06 7 лет назад +303

    It's good to know the green screen budget didn't go to waste.

    • @MehOMy
      @MehOMy 7 лет назад +15

      beatlequeen06 I was wondering if I was the only person who thought that was odd.

    • @GratitudeJane
      @GratitudeJane 7 лет назад +38

      It's a call back to the Shia Lebeouf 'do it' motivational speech meme.
      That's why the screen is green.
      Don't let your dreams be dreams.

    • @GratitudeJane
      @GratitudeJane 7 лет назад +3

      m.ruclips.net/video/ZXsQAXx_ao0/видео.html

    • @frolickinglions
      @frolickinglions 7 лет назад +6

      Thanks! That makes sense now, although admittedly I only watched a few secs of the link coz Shia seems cuckoo & was way too shouty.

    • @MisterGravelrama
      @MisterGravelrama 7 лет назад +2

      Jack J Johnson HA! Oh man thanks for the reference, i was wondering too & that makes it so much better!

  • @gracelinhthuy
    @gracelinhthuy 6 лет назад +6

    Oh jimmy. You never fail at making people laugh. We love you jimmy Fallon 💕😁

  • @JessicaGuerra8
    @JessicaGuerra8 6 лет назад +3

    That whole phantom of the opera digression has me CRYINNNNGGGG

  • @GTanya07
    @GTanya07 7 лет назад +605

    that first tweet is me af

    • @nathanmatusek9244
      @nathanmatusek9244 7 лет назад +2

      apple fritter?

    • @sin90950
      @sin90950 7 лет назад +2

      Tanyahachi 07 i thought i was the only who does that.

    • @Joshcoshbagosh
      @Joshcoshbagosh 7 лет назад +5

      why? WHy would ANYONE care if you are getting fast food alone? Literally everyone does that

  • @reneewashington8010
    @reneewashington8010 5 лет назад +3

    I absolutely love the tangents they go off on.....❤

  • @baileypurcell8349
    @baileypurcell8349 6 лет назад +6

    I’m over here screaming the answers to the Phantom Questions

  • @huddi94
    @huddi94 6 лет назад +2

    I love how the last scene is shot in front of a green screen, allowing for easy editing and spread of this LaBoeuf-esque meme.

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 6 лет назад +20

    Idk how Jimmy Fallon could live in NYC his entire adult life and never see Phantom of the Opera. Maybe it was hard to get tickets, ya know it's only been on Broadway for 28 YEARS!

  • @nishka.777
    @nishka.777 4 года назад +1

    Thanks Simon Cowell for sending in that
    I laughed at this more than required

  • @acapps6341
    @acapps6341 5 лет назад +13

    Because I'm straight up crazy. Runs on both sides of the family.

  • @mariahwaldroup9694
    @mariahwaldroup9694 4 года назад +1

    His pep talk was so beautiful it made me cry😭😭😂😂

  • @dragongem124
    @dragongem124 7 лет назад +51

    I spent 5 minutes explaining the story of the Phantom in detail to Jimmy, who was on pause. #WhyImSingle

  • @SarahM-rz6wu
    @SarahM-rz6wu 6 лет назад +1

    The leg hair one was my FAVORITE!! I DIED!

  • @janeaustell3004
    @janeaustell3004 5 лет назад +4

    I love how he totally forgot about the hash tag & went in the Phantom tangent 😂

  • @Espen_Larsson
    @Espen_Larsson 7 лет назад +1

    Unfair advantage for you guys to have Fallon on your team! Good luck in the Olympics from Norway❤️

  • @kaihu2261
    @kaihu2261 7 лет назад +17

    Lol. The Shia LeBeouf peptalk !

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 6 лет назад +1

    The Phantom got half of his face burned at his parent's house LOL!!

  • @BernadetteTeachesMusic
    @BernadetteTeachesMusic 5 лет назад +38

    1:03 🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 7 лет назад +1

    You make my day every single that! That includes all of you! Jimmy, Higgins, & THE ROOTS!!!! 🤙🏻

  • @raveenaramnani8300
    @raveenaramnani8300 7 лет назад +770

    Cut the crap and get straight to the next tweet!!

    • @TiffanyVangelo123
      @TiffanyVangelo123 6 лет назад +24

      Raveena Ramnani for real! You're not funny! Stop forcing the comedy.

    • @t.arynparker
      @t.arynparker 6 лет назад +2

      Raveena Ramnani true

    • @ralfjones6135
      @ralfjones6135 6 лет назад +7

      No wonder its 6 minutes video

    • @skillful101
      @skillful101 6 лет назад +36

      The best parts are between the tweets.

    • @1aa2aa3GiRl
      @1aa2aa3GiRl 6 лет назад +26

      Don't like it? Don't watch it.

  • @littlebellaballoo
    @littlebellaballoo 6 лет назад +1

    The conversations they have are exactly the same type of conversations my best friend and I have.

  • @lillianfolsom6741
    @lillianfolsom6741 7 лет назад +144

    The phantom is still alive at the end of the movie. This is proven by the rose seen on Christine's grave by Raoul. They all lived to be very old.

    • @theodorapantelich2535
      @theodorapantelich2535 7 лет назад +13

      But I think the Phantom dies at the end of the original book, right?

    • @lillianfolsom6741
      @lillianfolsom6741 7 лет назад +3

      Theodora Pantelich I haven't read the book, but maybe. I just know from the movie that he lived to be as old as Raoul at least.

    • @lesefreak17
      @lesefreak17 6 лет назад +3

      and you also have the second musical ‚love never dies‘ where the phantom, christine and raoul all meet again 10 years later

    • @jaeyde4210
      @jaeyde4210 6 лет назад +2

      Lillian Folsom The second musical is not canon. Phantom dies at the end of the book, and Christine and Raoul go off North to escape from everyone and live in solitude

    • @lillianfolsom6741
      @lillianfolsom6741 6 лет назад

      The rose seen on Christine's grave was from the phantom, if it wasn't from him why did Raoul act surprised and who else would have put it there? EXPLAIN THAT

  • @je1455
    @je1455 5 лет назад +4

    I'm obsessed with Phantom of the Opera... And that was my favorite part of this clip. I died laughing 😂😂😂

  • @GTanya07
    @GTanya07 7 лет назад +384

    DO IT!!! JUST DO IT!!!!

    • @monicajolley8427
      @monicajolley8427 6 лет назад +2

      who is he pretending to be? i am pop culture clueless- but it is funny!

    • @TheMasterFFC
      @TheMasterFFC 6 лет назад +1

      Shia LaBeouf: ruclips.net/video/ZXsQAXx_ao0/видео.html

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 6 лет назад +1

      I was cracking up during that part , when he said "I NEED YOU TO SKI" I honestly thought it looked like he was humping the air

  • @thedeguguru5485
    @thedeguguru5485 6 лет назад +2

    “Your the best so be the best!!!”
    Jimmy, considering you made all that up on the spot that line wasn’t all that bad🙌🏻

  • @dhlee4646
    @dhlee4646 5 лет назад +4

    I died at the whole "Phantom" conversation. also hard to believe no one saw the movie or play

  • @mxzombiexx
    @mxzombiexx 6 лет назад +1

    That whole Phantom of the Opera tangent made me happy

  • @lochtessmonsterxoxo
    @lochtessmonsterxoxo 6 лет назад +6

    "There was a fire at the Paris Opera House and he's ashamed of it."
    "There was a fire at his parent's house--"

  • @chelseykate14
    @chelseykate14 5 лет назад +1

    Quest’s laugh is why I love these

  • @dlrico
    @dlrico 7 лет назад +9

    I'm here watching RUclips videos instead of being out and meeting people.
    #WhyImSingle

  • @reddeathrenegade
    @reddeathrenegade 6 лет назад +1

    Jimmy getting distracted and completely off topic is so me with my friend

  • @jennifer9084
    @jennifer9084 6 лет назад +104

    He needs to see Phantom of the Opera! If they were rereleasing Phantom of the Opera this would've been a creative way to promote it.

    • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
      @ZeppelinPietrPryor 6 лет назад +3

      Jennifer A I mean he lives in New York and the musical’s been on Broadway for 30 years

  • @caerathornton
    @caerathornton 6 лет назад +2

    OMG your fails on Phantom are making me laugh and cry at the same time. lol

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman 5 лет назад +2

    "What happens at the end of Phantom of the Opera? Do they get married?" "I think he burns alive." that was the best transitional retort.

  • @1blackfrend
    @1blackfrend 2 года назад

    Fire at his parents house🤣🤣🤣

  • @mamarha2011
    @mamarha2011 6 лет назад +10

    I love how ppl complain about the conversation in between tweets. I think it's hilarious!

  • @hilariousness6644
    @hilariousness6644 4 года назад +1

    I used to put the shower on when the delivery guy arrived and called out, 'the food's here!' towards the direction of the bathroom. Just so it looks like I'm sharing when I actually live alone.

  • @nerdycatmom3055
    @nerdycatmom3055 7 лет назад +105

    I like going on Twitter and looking at other people's tweets and hope my favorite ones end up on the show. Am I the only one who does that?

    • @Koooo4
      @Koooo4 7 лет назад +14

      And thats why you're single

    • @jomontanee
      @jomontanee 7 лет назад +1

      koooo34, DOPE! LOL.

    • @lonernaet5112
      @lonernaet5112 6 лет назад +1

      I wanna try it lol 😂

  • @wonderwoman3966
    @wonderwoman3966 6 лет назад +1

    I am peeing myself reading some of these. I could not be single in this world. Lmao

  • @celeryg66
    @celeryg66 5 лет назад +3

    Jimmy's why I am single. I like to go off on tangents and can barely come back , lol

  • @emilytalerman3567
    @emilytalerman3567 5 лет назад +3

    Omg them trying to get through Phantom😂

  • @AlinaTowers
    @AlinaTowers 5 лет назад +3

    "You're mom must be hot then," could be actually kind of a quirky cute pickup line.

  • @MagicofKeelanWendorf
    @MagicofKeelanWendorf 7 лет назад +1

    This is a great round of hashtags. Some weeks you get one or two good ones, this week had a ton!

  • @brittney3469
    @brittney3469 7 лет назад +483

    It's pretty straight forward. Guys want sex and I don't. lol #WhyImSingle

    • @mknt5549
      @mknt5549 7 лет назад +17

      Brittney Johnson or just sleep with them on the first date or just be fwb's. Not about that life

    • @wyliecoyote7822
      @wyliecoyote7822 7 лет назад +15

      Brittney Johnson What's sex?

    • @breannepolzot1442
      @breannepolzot1442 7 лет назад +3

      💯 right

    • @Gigglegal320
      @Gigglegal320 7 лет назад +5

      Omg same here!!

    • @ImPsychoMikey
      @ImPsychoMikey 7 лет назад +1

      Brittney Johnson not funny at all gtfo here

  • @pravinrj17
    @pravinrj17 7 лет назад +2

    3:48 THIS PUN OMG OMG "THAT IS ROUGH" as in that is ruff cause dog biscuits RECOGNIZE THE GENIUS PLEASE!

  • @backpfeifengesicht8415
    @backpfeifengesicht8415 7 лет назад +6

    The phantom of the Opera joke ends at 3:39... and again at 4:43 ;)

  • @SariTheOneAndOnly
    @SariTheOneAndOnly 3 года назад

    Now I have to see Shia's 'just do it!' clip again 🤣🤣

  • @emloughh5
    @emloughh5 7 лет назад +363

    Every girl does the shave only where there are holes in our pants hahaha

    • @Ori0987
      @Ori0987 6 лет назад +7

      Emily Lough no only nasty bitches

    • @frootloops2834
      @frootloops2834 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao relatively true

    • @anywaythewindblows8912
      @anywaythewindblows8912 6 лет назад +1

      Amen sister

    • @heathermiller5765
      @heathermiller5765 6 лет назад +8

      I shave all leg hair, so no not me lol XD

    • @mackenzieharper5845
      @mackenzieharper5845 5 лет назад +7

      Gross hell fucking no!! Number one, I find it to be a waste of money to buy pants with holes in them, that's just stupid!! And number 2, I'm a huge OCD neat and clean freak from my personal hygiene to how I keep my apartment so I'm on a shave every other day at MOST schedule in the mornings when I shower and sometimes every day!! It's just extremely fucking nasty to do it any other way!!! 😫😫😫

  • @wewemcrhyne
    @wewemcrhyne 3 года назад +1

    I one-time took my dog’s chewable tablet outside to give to him. As I walked out the door, I forgot it was for the dog and took it myself!! I have a REALLY short memory!

  • @teddng1828
    @teddng1828 6 лет назад +5

    "I DON'T REMEMBER" 😂

  • @refilwekome9485
    @refilwekome9485 5 лет назад +1

    Love Jimmy's voice

  • @marisolbloomfield6615
    @marisolbloomfield6615 5 лет назад +6

    The phantom of the opera part is funnier than the actual tweets!!

  • @Dedsilareva
    @Dedsilareva 6 лет назад +1

    I knew exactly what was going to happen when he walked in front of the green screen and started walking around.

  • @allanjoarder27
    @allanjoarder27 7 лет назад +32

    I am single because I cant ski like the way Jimmy does.

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 5 лет назад +1

    Jimmy:”Hey Team USA,do it”
    me:Did he Still That From Nike?

  • @sarahcastille4803
    @sarahcastille4803 6 лет назад +4

    I sing so loud in the shower that my neighbors can hear me

  • @STX-jn5ct
    @STX-jn5ct 4 года назад +1

    I like how Jimmy has a conversation with Higgins starting with a name "de"masking tape and ends up with a plaster face phantom of the opera.

  • @brittanywise8512
    @brittanywise8512 5 лет назад +5

    As a Phan, I loved the Phantom bit. 😂😂😂😂

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 4 года назад

      Hi a year later. What did happen at the end? Glad 2020 nearly over?😳😷🇨🇦🇺🇸

  • @AsianTankPilot
    @AsianTankPilot 7 лет назад +2

    Only a few laughs for “that is ruff!”... dude’s a genius. Haha

  • @whoopwhoopwhoop6509
    @whoopwhoopwhoop6509 7 лет назад +665

    They took the phantom joke too far...just got boring

  • @DivaDelgado128
    @DivaDelgado128 4 года назад

    Omg, I friggen love the Shia Lebouf video of him doing that. Hilarious.

  • @samriddhi43
    @samriddhi43 7 лет назад +72

    I too shave only the exposed parts of my legs while wearing ripped jeans. 😅

    • @nasselin94
      @nasselin94 7 лет назад +4

      Samriddhi Sharma I'm so glad I'm not alone!!

    • @LastbutNotFirst
      @LastbutNotFirst 7 лет назад +1

      i only wear ripped jeans because im poor

    • @sydneyhall4239
      @sydneyhall4239 7 лет назад

      Anyone who does that it lying, if your shaving you might as well do it all and how would you know exactly where to shave??? makes no sense

    • @samriddhi43
      @samriddhi43 7 лет назад +6

      Well because we've worn those pants before.

    • @nasselin94
      @nasselin94 6 лет назад +2

      Sydney Hall I put the jeans on first obviously

  • @IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    @IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 5 лет назад +1

    I loved the phantom of the opera jokes!!!!!🤣😂

  • @nisabodak4929
    @nisabodak4929 5 лет назад +22

    I'm single because I refuse to ware my glasses when I go out. Because it messes up my make up. So I don't see if someone is trying to flirt 😂😂

    • @lifestylechannel-0
      @lifestylechannel-0 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂thats too good

    • @MissTXTee
      @MissTXTee 3 года назад +1

      Why not wear contacts? 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @annaplaitis9388
    @annaplaitis9388 6 лет назад +4

    OMG I'm literally doing my English project on the Phantom of the Opera while watching this