Massive THANK YOU to Jimmy & All Comedians, the Bees, the Kimmels, the Jon Olivers, the Chapelles of this World that keep us Sane. Massive Gratitude! Keep the Faith💜
@@jimmyfallon317 Unfortunately I'm not that stupid. What's the scam? Some bitcoin thing? Anyway, I reported your account. Hopefully they'll delete it quickly.
@@jimmyfallon317 ive been watching this show for ever i love this and it entertains me and i got grounded yesterday for watching your shows so MUCH i love jimmy falon♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
@@cassidylopez8110 Thank you so much Cassidy. I deeply appreciate. You can write me up on my mail at jimmydarfallon@gmail.com or better still give me your WhatsApp number
When my husband was a kid he was with his dad and younger brother and sister at the beach. There was a halo around the sun. My husband's sister asked him what it meant and he'd told her that the world was ending, and that's why they were at the beach. His younger brother even played along. She started bawling and freaking out and ran to their dad, who then got mad at my husband and his brother because no matter what he said, she believed the world was ending 😂
The worst (and funniest) lie I have ever told was when my mom was in a meeting I listened to SLTS, and when my mom came back she looked at me with her angry face, and I said "Don't worry, I listened to Symphony N 5".
I wish some of these were true. They close the gate and give your seat to someone else if you only have 5 minutes. The ‘clown’ had to be from the early 80’s
6:45 life hack: just keep your windows open (a bit if it stays outside, all the way if it’s in a garage) for a night and you’re golden. Better in the winter time because, well, bugs. In the summer, just ride around a bit with the windows down. It works wonders
When we arived at LA airport from Amsterdam a police officer with a drugsdog asked us if we had any drugs on us, I said “yes” because I had my normal medicine with me. My boyfriend stumped me hard and said “no”! So I said “no..no” to de policeman. He believed us (thank god!)
I once met a narcissist who said she was "sucidal" just 4 the attention...i knew she was too self absorbed to be serious bc she could barely contain her smirks and laughter when ppl felt sorry 4 her...so i #badviced her to go thru with it. Sadly, shes still alive today bc i was right.
Most of these are really funny, but it kinda ruins it when you heard half of them before from other sources. 9 of 10 is probably lies or stolen, which kinda ruins the whole point, unless you like to pretend they are not lies.
when i saw the title of the video I thought he was gonna make jokes about the constant miami airport brawls but then I thought to myself nah... doesn't fit the left wing narrative and they wanna act like they don't happen.
Massive THANK YOU to Jimmy & All Comedians, the Bees, the Kimmels, the Jon Olivers, the Chapelles of this World that keep us Sane. Massive Gratitude! Keep the Faith💜
Amen
... and Amen.
⚘🙏❤🙏⚘, from the Seattle area.
Amen
SSSHHHH
"Gate number 2!" Higgins and his one liners are underrated.
Higgins every time LOL 😂
“The poop is coming out!” lmfao 🤣
The “Hastags” are always hilarious!😂😂😂
Thank you so much, lowly intern working Sundays..makes my work from home shift better
Gate number 2, I'm dying!!! 🤣
"I don't believe in dickels" - another great one in the context of spinsterhood')
Jimmy managed to create a bit where he crowd sources the writing from the internet...and I love it.
@@jimmyfallon317 Unfortunately I'm not that stupid. What's the scam? Some bitcoin thing? Anyway, I reported your account. Hopefully they'll delete it quickly.
pure comedy...I love it...keep 'em coming Jimmy!!!!!
Love it when Quest cracks up!
His laugh is the best! 😂
That dancing panda on the intro makes me laugh every time
Quests laugh is the best
My fav's were the bad advise from grandma..drink tequila and the grandpa...nobody's business where your going. 🤣
My step dad and I taught my niece how to play "I spy with my brown eye" on a flight to Denver. Her parents didn't think it was as funny as we did.
Very funny. Laughed hard!
Having a frickin’ CLOWN sitting next to you in an airplane should be FORBIDDEN though!!
That’s TRULY the stuff NIGHTMARES are made from!!
If I’m on this segment, does that mean I can tell my mom I write for the tonight show??
Hashtag worstlieievertold haha
Of course!!
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates 🎈
Mr. Higgins is the best in the #hashtags business!✌️😂
i love this lol
Thank you so much Cassidy. For how long have you been following my show?
@@jimmyfallon317 ive been watching this show for ever i love this and it entertains me and i got grounded yesterday for watching your shows so MUCH i love jimmy falon♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
@@cassidylopez8110 Thank you so much Cassidy. I deeply appreciate. You can write me up on my mail at jimmydarfallon@gmail.com or better still give me your WhatsApp number
@@jimmyfallon317 aww thank so much ill send you an email for sure
I knew a mom of 3 that somehow convinced her kids that the ice cream man. Was a knives salesman so that she never had to run outside. Lol
When my husband was a kid he was with his dad and younger brother and sister at the beach. There was a halo around the sun. My husband's sister asked him what it meant and he'd told her that the world was ending, and that's why they were at the beach. His younger brother even played along. She started bawling and freaking out and ran to their dad, who then got mad at my husband and his brother because no matter what he said, she believed the world was ending 😂
The worst (and funniest) lie I have ever told was when my mom was in a meeting I listened to SLTS, and when my mom came back she looked at me with her angry face, and I said "Don't worry, I listened to Symphony N 5".
Best laugh today!🧡🌻🧡
Early and I love u Jimmy!
My son asked me what a child predator is. I told him it's a person who eats kids. He's 16 now and not impressed.
Watching on a plane waiting for takeoff ✈️ 😂
Still the best selection!
Thank you so much Catherine!!
For how long have you been following my show?
Aw they cut out the best bit where Higgins & Jimmy how that girl touched someone’s foot in the lounge, they even acted it out on the floor 🤣
Thanks a lot Evelyn. For how long have you been following my show?
@@jimmyfallon317 are you just answering her because she has a pretty face?!
@@karezaalonso7110 That's a fake account pretty sure
We told them if the ice cream man rings the bell he’s out of icecream
I realize they mean bad advice, but bad vice means something else.
That first situation,I just admitt- I would surely do it.
1:49 is actually Jimmy's fake laugh. It was a polite chuckle. I actually don't think he fake laughs that much, he just laughs a lot.
Higgins’ “Gate Number 2” deserved a real laugh though…
My dad told me you just quit smoking cold turkey it’s the only way, he did it twice
0:20 OMG, i watch Forrest Gump just 2 days ago
Classic, my Mom looks exactly like his. We thought she was sneaking off and making movies 👀
@@krisfrederick5001 my mother is too. and me too.
Had the window seat an a bad case of food poisoning…… 6 hour flight
I wish some of these were true. They close the gate and give your seat to someone else if you only have 5 minutes. The ‘clown’ had to be from the early 80’s
My parents told us the same lie anout FAO Schwartz!!, probably because it was so expensive.
Each lie gets worse than the previous one...
They put them in ascending order.
Come and visit New Zealand 🇳🇿 Jimmy Fallon 🤣🤣🤣 !!!
Run Forest Run !!! 🤣🤣🤣✌
Gate number 2 !!! 🤣🤣🤣 ✌
6:45 life hack: just keep your windows open (a bit if it stays outside, all the way if it’s in a garage) for a night and you’re golden. Better in the winter time because, well, bugs. In the summer, just ride around a bit with the windows down. It works wonders
Cigarette smell lingers...sticks to the car's interior and upholstery. Leaving windows open doesn't get rid of it.
@@karezaalonso7110 idk, I have vinyl and it worked for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just took a couple nights
that way, you have to scrape the frost out of the inside and outside of the windshield
@@geoffroi-le-Hook Do you live in the North Pole? Or not have access to a weather station? Also fall is a thing 🥴
pickled cigarettes are the cigarettes Ronald McDonald smokes :)
❤️❤️
When we arived at LA airport from Amsterdam a police officer with a drugsdog asked us if we had any drugs on us, I said “yes” because I had my normal medicine with me. My boyfriend stumped me hard and said “no”! So I said “no..no” to de policeman. He believed us (thank god!)
# Yasssss Bitches, and down the rabbit hole we go... 😉
YESSS😟❤️💅🏻
Cool
My grandma has a crush on you
😂😂🔥
1:11 i don’t believe that one
Lol ❤️
Lol
He likes comedies.
HATERS ARE GONNA HATE!
Baking soda takes care of that cigarette in the car put it under the mat put it in a jar don’t throw your spirits for a bear to catch pause down
😍😍😍
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Since the Tonight Show's gone "Live", I find it odd he's never revealed the audience ..
Early Club!
That's is a reminder that explains how ridiculous and stupid people has become.
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See with your eyes not with your hands. 3rd times a charm or 3strikes your out.
Pls stop saying last one. It really bums me out.
All clowns are creepy clowns.
Gate #2
Hahahahahah
Like as I’m some disabled kid
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Full end aae.
I once met a narcissist who said she was "sucidal" just 4 the attention...i knew she was too self absorbed to be serious bc she could barely contain her smirks and laughter when ppl felt sorry 4 her...so i #badviced her to go thru with it. Sadly, shes still alive today bc i was right.
Mommy the #### is coming out! EW!
Hey Teresa
Idk what Fallon would do without Higgins; he's usually more funny.
Bad vice…not bad advice 🤦🏼♀️
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Hheyy
I really like Jimmy but does anyone else think his "sidekick" is seriously NOT funny?
A chronicle of weak parents.
succes
Early?
Are we ever gonna get rid of Higgins? He’s just so annoying
jimmy fallon the pandemic version was SO MUCH BETTER
jimmy fallon I’m for sure reporting you for trolling and impersonation
Most of these are really funny, but it kinda ruins it when you heard half of them before from other sources. 9 of 10 is probably lies or stolen, which kinda ruins the whole point, unless you like to pretend they are not lies.
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when i saw the title of the video I thought he was gonna make jokes about the constant miami airport brawls but then I thought to myself nah... doesn't fit the left wing narrative and they wanna act like they don't happen.
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