How in the fuc* do you think that's going to matter, who asked you, and what if everything you just said is nothing more than a bunch of worthless, attention seeking behavior dressed up as vapid, shallow bullshit?
Busted smoking-- My senior year in high school, I finally cut class a little early with a friend. We went out to the ‘smoke hole.’ Yes in 1983 we students could smoke in a designated area. Who comes walking around the corner while I had a cigarette in my hand? My dad. He was my high school principal. I casually dropped it to the ground. To this day, I don’t know if he saw it or not as he never told me. He just scolded us for leaving class early. Miss you Dad. RIP 🥲
ThatHappened... I was walking out of the bathroom after a shower in my hotel. Seen somebody walking towards me. Scared the crap out of me. It was myself in the wall mirror.
I was taking a rock climbing course and was ill prepared. I wore shorts that didn't have enough stretch and nine feet up the wall they massively ripped in front of the whole class. Needless to say it was a poor day to forget to wear underwear. My sister who was also taking the course thankfully had an extra pair of shorts but they were too big, so people could see right up them while I climbed. #thathappened
We had a guest stay overnight after a party, the room he stayed in had a mirror on the back of the door which I don't think he noticed. He gets up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and he was still a little buzzed. He thought the door was open and he asked his own reflection if he was going to the bathroom too. 🤣
I dated a guy who would look at me everytime I laughed when we were watching something funny, and wouldn't look away until I looked back at him. I got so annoyed I pointed it out and he said, "I just like to watch you laugh". Then I realized there's a fine line between romantic and creepy. Like, picture watching a stand up comedy special on Netflix with someone like that. They're pretty much staring at you the entire time.
Girls are impossible. Take pictures of them for their instagram and you’re fine but take pictures of them through their living room windows and all of a sudden it’s court cases and restraining orders 🙄
Actually vampires can see themselves in the mirror and in photos now. Both mirrors and photos used silver in their production in the old days. Now they don't. Silver was considered a holy metal, hence why an evil being couldn't see themselves in it. So now, you can tell who is a vampire by how many selfies they take and how many times they gawk at themselves in the mirror. If it's a lot, you got yourself a vampire problem.
@@itslethalbro interesting thought experiment. Counterpoint. And I could be wrong, but I believe that in some canon vampires are immune to hypnotic effects due to their own hypnotic abilities.
South park has an episode where butters thinks that's how you're supposed to sit on the toilet backwards because he thought the back of it was a table. I tried it. It's not comfortable 😅
Try having kids. Multiple conversations and keep them out of trouble. Then kick a head off the snowman was not a good idea at anytime. Get a cup of coffee or something else. No I did not do it but I can sympathize she had a breaking point that cost her dearly.
It probably froze in the afternoon. Like they made it in the morning and the temps dropped, the snowman froze, then she stupidly went outside to kick it. Lol.
@@krisfrederick5001 and you know this how??.....Scriptures that were inspired by God(YHWH TETRAGRAMATON) for men to write His thoughts for us humans to show us how to live by bible principles in order to be happy, clearly refer to God as 'our Father in heaven.' Jesus prayed to none other than his "heavenly Father"
So one day I was so tired theat when I woke up to go to school I didn't realise what I had done... So I'm sat in class half way through my first lesson and I go to take of my jumper just to realise... I STILL HAD MY NIGHT DRESS ON!! 😬 I was a year 9 at that point so I quickly put my jumper back on waited until lesson finished went to the toilets and found my school shirt in my bag and so I changed into my shirt. Unfortunately someone saw I was wearing it when I took my jumper of in the classroom and they made fun of me for the rest of the year 😂😂
sitting on your toilet seat backwards is called a 'reverse kanga' here in Australia, but here its not for drumming on the cistern.. its for leaving a massive skid mark down the front of the toilet of someone who's wronged you.
americans just take a dump IN the cistern of anyone who's "wronged them" so it spills dirty water everywhere. maybe aussies need to step up their game 💀🤘
I teach middle school art. The sink is in the storage room. Student goes to wash hands and comes out with a new and badly executed nose piercing. “That happened” is how most of my work stories end. Busted: In the event I need to release a smelly gas I walk around the classroom so that my students inevitably begin spirited debates on who dealt it. I felt so slick. The day came when I began my routine and it came out, instead of silent and deadly, screaming like a banshee and deadly. I kept going to utter silence until a student finally broke the spell by saying, “IT WAS YOU THE ENTIRE TIME.” It’s the little things in teaching, and I ruined it by getting busted by a 12 year old.
Awe I thought there would be more #that really happen comments. I was at pool party and there was a fuss about dog poop on lawn. So I took a red solo cup, scooped it up and threw it away (no, nobody drank from that cup). Then I found out my friend’s 2 year old took the dump, not the dog.
You noted someone getting scared by their own eyeball’s reflection - when I was 16-y/o I stupidly joined an idiot who convinced me to help him break into a house. My carving a difference between “stupidly” and “idiot” cannot be lost or dismissed. After entry - I went from a lesser bedroom - heading for the master bedroom I instead entered the master bathroom. Where I was greeted by - myself - reflected in a 4x8 mirror. The reality couldn’t catch-up to my stress and I pissed in my pants. Realizing the stupidity - I immediately exited along my route of entry - and never again willingly joined idiots. Jump 20-yrs - I was an engineer - he had just finished his 2nd prison stay. Our differences is further defined by - while we were both raised as Southern Baptists - I embraced the knowledge and intelligence God angrily granted mankind - he and his kin continued to pray for guidance. I embraced “Commandment zero” and Jesus’ tutelage - here are the basics - figure the rest out on your own.
That whip sound was so funny! Whappy was getting whipped.
"You're taping this whole episode!" - Killed me
“Jesus will never unfriend you” 🤣😂😂🤣- Jimmy Fallon, y’all
I want that on a t-shirt!
@@fiona9443 sameeee because it’s true 🥺
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Tru dat!!
I love these two. When they go off topic its hilarious. I could listen to them for hours.
the amount of amazing puns and that one Kraft single bit literally made my day 😭
As usual, Jimmy and Higgins have this humor flow that works together So well!! 😁😁
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Vladmir putin 😂
ah the banter between jimmy and higgins! I missed that so much, these are hilarious
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These are the best!!! I still chuckle every time I watch this set.
Wow I needed this! Laughs to end the day. Be blessed and safe everyone!🙏
This is my favorite comp LMAO
the whip sound kills me 😂😂
In quarantine , we all get crazy. Not feeling strange for Jimmy.
Love the eye brows on the dog , ...
The last one is EPIC!! The best banter ever!!!
To the toilet 🚽 drummers credit, the bathroom tends to have amazing acoustics 🎶
True.
One of my favorite running comedy bits for this program.
I pray for you to have a beautiful, joyful, healthy and wealthy life ❤️
I got two of those 😂
How in the fuc* do you think that's going to matter, who asked you, and what if everything you just said is nothing more than a bunch of worthless, attention seeking behavior dressed up as vapid, shallow bullshit?
Thank you
I love the one with the dog and the eyebrows lol😅
"Cause we are three Krafty singles.......and a little cheesy!" 🤣🤣🤣
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The hashtags subjects are weird and make the answers too funny! I loved!
Finaly, Take the good side of life!
It's Jimmy's impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger Fer me lolol
Busted smoking-- My senior year in high school, I finally cut class a little early with a friend. We went out to the ‘smoke hole.’ Yes in 1983 we students could smoke in a designated area. Who comes walking around the corner while I had a cigarette in my hand? My dad. He was my high school principal. I casually dropped it to the ground. To this day, I don’t know if he saw it or not as he never told me. He just scolded us for leaving class early. Miss you Dad. RIP 🥲
THANK YOU FOR THOSE HILARIOUS #HASHTAGS...IT MADE MY NIGHT!! 🔥👏👍😤
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Omg that tangent they went on for Mahuls was amazing 😂 they created a whole reality.
“Because we’re three Kraft singles…and a little cheesy.” 😆 gold
ThatHappened... I was walking out of the bathroom after a shower in my hotel. Seen somebody walking towards me. Scared the crap out of me. It was myself in the wall mirror.
That happened!
@@leandroleon2829 Whip sound! 😂
@@tracybosworth1033 😂😂😂
Shout to my friends at KGNU Boulder Denver. Laughed so much when the DJ called Monamona 'Mo-ani-emoa' Support KGNU!
The maniquins one got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣nah the dog was better,omg these are hilarious love this segment
I love and hate how this feels like the "Before Times."
Oh, in what way do you hate it?
That’s because it WAS lmao
@@Redorgreenful
O.
You mean the “past?”
In ancient times mummy and daddy didn’t have to wear masks.....
When l see jimmy videos l have a lot of fun.he is very good
12:23 "Fireman calendar."
"I got it."
"Oh, you got the joke?"
"I got the calendar!"
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I was taking a rock climbing course and was ill prepared.
I wore shorts that didn't have enough stretch and nine feet up the wall they massively ripped in front of the whole class.
Needless to say it was a poor day to forget to wear underwear.
My sister who was also taking the course thankfully had an extra pair of shorts but they were too big, so people could see right up them while I climbed.
#thathappened
Lolll you are brave for sharing! 🤣
We had a guest stay overnight after a party, the room he stayed in had a mirror on the back of the door which I don't think he noticed. He gets up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and he was still a little buzzed. He thought the door was open and he asked his own reflection if he was going to the bathroom too. 🤣
😂😂
Love this!! Stay safe out there everyone 😛🙏
Oh the laughter!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG, The Muppet song💗
Lots O'Love from Alaska 💕
I also put on a coat and forgot to wear a shirt underneath it when I was in elementary school.
Also did it last week at my job
I want everyone to be healthy ever after💕
Fallon is the best!
I like him because he is kind of nerdy, very funny, and very talented.
Same. He is the definition of healthy masculinity.
Your taping this whole episode😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
HIggins! You are just friggin funny funny! So funny are you guys together. Don't ever stop,
Jimmy I like you man :) keep going ... Z from Brussels (DZ)
“Fred! Fred! Stop, Fred!” 😂😂
"somebody make sure Fred's okay"
LOL - You better be texting Jesus!!! 🤣😂💒😁
Hello From Brazil.
Jimmy's back thriving in this setup and much funnier than before!, keep killin' it man!
its from 2016 lol
They’re old videos from different years
That was a solid Arnold impersonation 🏋♂️
I dated a guy who would look at me everytime I laughed when we were watching something funny, and wouldn't look away until I looked back at him. I got so annoyed I pointed it out and he said, "I just like to watch you laugh". Then I realized there's a fine line between romantic and creepy. Like, picture watching a stand up comedy special on Netflix with someone like that. They're pretty much staring at you the entire time.
Dated or stalked?
yeah, he shoulda definitely tried to be more subtle about it lol
I don't think that's a problem. I think your ex was a nice guy.
Girls are impossible. Take pictures of them for their instagram and you’re fine but take pictures of them through their living room windows and all of a sudden it’s court cases and restraining orders 🙄
@@DUHvendra keyword is consent
Actually vampires can see themselves in the mirror and in photos now. Both mirrors and photos used silver in their production in the old days. Now they don't. Silver was considered a holy metal, hence why an evil being couldn't see themselves in it. So now, you can tell who is a vampire by how many selfies they take and how many times they gawk at themselves in the mirror. If it's a lot, you got yourself a vampire problem.
@@itslethalbro interesting thought experiment. Counterpoint. And I could be wrong, but I believe that in some canon vampires are immune to hypnotic effects due to their own hypnotic abilities.
Nah, that's just a Leo. 😂
Hello Jimmy 🖐🏻✨✨
Hashtag goals nooo doubt!! 😂😂😂
7:48- OMG the dog with the eye brows is hilarious!!!
Lol I can’t with these videos...☝🏽😂
great name. old video.
I like this show jimmy fallon .
I'm brazialian , but everyday i like to wacht videos of this program✌
LMAO 🐈 thank you
Dry cereal girl had me laughing out loud.
Eyebrows on the dog are EPIC! HAHAHAHAHA
7:49
So adorable how he looks like the famous Ringling Brothers clown Lou Jacobs.
jimmy is the only show guy who doesn't make people uncomfortable
The dog eyebrows! 🤣🤣
The whipping sound is a PTSD trigger for me. Had to bail.
Jimmy's hair looks great
There's a weekend compilation idea... 'Sound FX with Fred'.
"Jesus will never unfriend you."
True!
Idkkk, he unfriended my 4ss pretty hard- 🤔🤔☠😂
@@FrankieUtka No he hasen't.
Only you can unfriend in that relationship.
...because he's been dead for almost 2000 years.
@@ericminch Actually, according to his story, he was only dead for a few days!
Amen!
Jimmy breaths.
The audience: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ever notice that the majority of these segments are jimmy making fun of the names
the last two are the best lmao
South park has an episode where butters thinks that's how you're supposed to sit on the toilet backwards because he thought the back of it was a table. I tried it. It's not comfortable 😅
Yo, I tried it. Had to clean my toilet. Don't recommend it, personally.
@@genozuzek7401 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you should clean your toilet often anyways... But I'm guessing it was a little worse than usual? 🤣
@@sarahcaitlyn88 ever see a beached whale? Like that, only brown. Lmao
I'm rewinding these hashtags for over 2 years...
How the hell can you forget you put a block of ice as a head on the snowman YOU JUST MADE ?! :P
Because they didn't put a block of ice
Try having kids. Multiple conversations and keep them out of trouble. Then kick a head off the snowman was not a good idea at anytime. Get a cup of coffee or something else. No I did not do it but I can sympathize she had a breaking point that cost her dearly.
It probably froze in the afternoon. Like they made it in the morning and the temps dropped, the snowman froze, then she stupidly went outside to kick it. Lol.
Dear heavenly father I pray that whoever sees this will be safe and live a long and happy life!
God is a Woman
@@krisfrederick5001 and you know this how??.....Scriptures that were inspired by God(YHWH TETRAGRAMATON) for men to write His thoughts for us humans to show us how to live by bible principles in order to be happy, clearly refer to God as 'our Father in heaven.' Jesus prayed to none other than his "heavenly Father"
I love fairy tales too
The person with the kraft singles numbered sounds like Monica from friends with her mugs.
the waiting behind a mannequin joke was told years ago...hhmmm
So one day I was so tired theat when I woke up to go to school I didn't realise what I had done... So I'm sat in class half way through my first lesson and I go to take of my jumper just to realise... I STILL HAD MY NIGHT DRESS ON!! 😬 I was a year 9 at that point so I quickly put my jumper back on waited until lesson finished went to the toilets and found my school shirt in my bag and so I changed into my shirt. Unfortunately someone saw I was wearing it when I took my jumper of in the classroom and they made fun of me for the rest of the year 😂😂
that toilet idea is genius!!!!!!! something AC Slater would do!
7:18 I think 2021 Jimmy would not be so uptight, he'd do this.
😄😄😄hey everyone i hope you have a great day
O.m.g😅😅
sitting on your toilet seat backwards is called a 'reverse kanga' here in Australia, but here its not for drumming on the cistern.. its for leaving a massive skid mark down the front of the toilet of someone who's wronged you.
americans just take a dump IN the cistern of anyone who's "wronged them" so it spills dirty water everywhere. maybe aussies need to step up their game 💀🤘
I just sit backwards on the toilet cuz IM COOL
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I've never seen so many people have the first comment, incredible.
My mom asked me once if I was smoking as I was saying no I burped and smoke came out true story
I kinda miss these hashtag nights.
Gosh dang it Fred
1:55🤣🤣🤣
I teach middle school art. The sink is in the storage room. Student goes to wash hands and comes out with a new and badly executed nose piercing.
“That happened” is how most of my work stories end.
Busted: In the event I need to release a smelly gas I walk around the classroom so that my students inevitably begin spirited debates on who dealt it. I felt so slick. The day came when I began my routine and it came out, instead of silent and deadly, screaming like a banshee and deadly. I kept going to utter silence until a student finally broke the spell by saying, “IT WAS YOU THE ENTIRE TIME.” It’s the little things in teaching, and I ruined it by getting busted by a 12 year old.
Stand Behind Me !
Geez with the ketchup on the coffee table, I hate washing dishes too but shit I would at least put it on a napkin. Lol
❤️ the pinacolada reference!!
Yasss his hair does not look so dry no more :D
Higgins👍🥳
I've waited behind a mannequin before too, not for as long though.
Ive also got out and removed things from my windshield
Awe I thought there would be more #that really happen comments. I was at pool party and there was a fuss about dog poop on lawn. So I took a red solo cup, scooped it up and threw it away (no, nobody drank from that cup). Then I found out my friend’s 2 year old took the dump, not the dog.
You can't see your eyes reflect peeking thru the blinds...
You noted someone getting scared by their own eyeball’s reflection - when I was 16-y/o I stupidly joined an idiot who convinced me to help him break into a house. My carving a difference between “stupidly” and “idiot” cannot be lost or dismissed. After entry - I went from a lesser bedroom - heading for the master bedroom I instead entered the master bathroom. Where I was greeted by - myself - reflected in a 4x8 mirror. The reality couldn’t catch-up to my stress and I pissed in my pants. Realizing the stupidity - I immediately exited along my route of entry - and never again willingly joined idiots. Jump 20-yrs - I was an engineer - he had just finished his 2nd prison stay. Our differences is further defined by - while we were both raised as Southern Baptists - I embraced the knowledge and intelligence God angrily granted mankind - he and his kin continued to pray for guidance. I embraced “Commandment zero” and Jesus’ tutelage - here are the basics - figure the rest out on your own.
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Jimmy Fallon: Love your "Valley Girl". SPOT. ON.
Love your show! Kraft singles are individually wrapped in plastic. So she could write on them. Still weird.
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Slappey pappey whomp whomp!!!
❤jst came here for time pass❤