"Well.. he didn't exactly pardoned them, but just turned the investigation over to Merrick Garland and then just kinda petered out," God damned, that was such a brutal burn a yet so freakin' funny. Kudos to whomever wrote that one. And I'm glad the "Late Night" team still dishes out these kind of cynical jokes. Well needed in these times.. and in this case also well deserved I might add!
@@vvohvaelez9277 Luckily Trump was disqualified to run in 2024 by the 14th amendment. After all imagine the damage he could have done. The partisan hacks of the Supreme Court can, have and will ignore the constitution whenever it helps Conservatives to gain more power. With Republicans in power there is no rule of law.
@vvohvaelez9277 I'm well aware of the law. But the law more and more is becoming meaningless. Trump will do everything he can to hold onto power and SCOTUS has given him a free pass to break the law. America as we knew it, is over. It was one hellova ride though.
I voted only as a courtesy hes a traitor and rightly a felon, and still not counted 😑, im open for new suggestions and ideas cause that was only courtesy he must not take the country this direction
Imagine studying day and night for a test for 4 years, having extreme anxiety about passing it the entire time, and then when the test finally comes, you fail anyway. Now, imagine a whole country doing that. Crazy, right?
@@jnielsen90Collective outrage (feeling) is much more important than individual feelings or ideas. Countries do have a collective consciousness, never overestimate the individual. I know that people (especially in the US) think about themselves as free individuals but hardly anyone is actually a free thinking individual. That’s just the reality of things. People are thought/trained what to think, they don’t come up with their thoughts on their own.
Yes indeed, stop playing nice Dems republicons do whatever it takes to get power, I'm hoping tRump starts endorsing maga moron candidates we'll win back the House and Senate 🎉🎉
Jack Smith acct on Bluesky said they wanted to have him record a message that "sexual assault is bad" to send to Pete Hegseth. Which... I REALLY hope happens.
Nothing. Trump and his minions are above the law. They have already announced that the Department of Revenge (previously Department of Justice) will go after the people who DARED to investigate Trump: "If you look into our crimes we will destroy your life."
The real questions are: 1. What can anyone do to limit the damage, if anything? 2. Will the USA as we know it actually survive 4 years? 3. If it does, will it be at all possible to recover what has been lost?
Correction. Elmo wasn't smoking a parliament. Parliament cigarettes have a white recessed filter. Not a brown filter. Graphics has done you dirty yet again.
Why? Pardons are supposed to go to the deserving, people punished harshly or unjustly. Not people you happen to be related to. Why should he pardon Hunter?
Truth, he really needs to. I wouldn't have even cared if he'd done it years ago, TBH. That norm has already been shattered, so he might as well take advantage of it.
Biden won't pardon Hunter, he has respect for American law and it's decisions. It's why he will peacefully transfer power regardless of his beliefs in what will happen when he does and why he voluntarily gave up power too allow Kamala to run instead when he knew he couldn't win a second term.....all things Drumpf wouldn't even consider no matter the cirtcumstances
@@RHCole Democrats: "We need stricter firearm regulations!" Republicans: "You pardon people who break the laws we already have so what is the point?" ....you'd have to get used to that because its a valid point.
Let's not forget that they couldn't catch the returning booster in the "chopsticks" *because DJT was too close to the landing pad* so they had to scrap it into the frickin ocean. He destroys everything everywhere he goes!
I legitimately think they knew this wouldn't work and gave Gaetz an out so that the ethics committee report couldn't be released. It's painfully transparent to me.
Markus Persson created MINECRAFT and then sold it to Microsoft. Saying it's creators are planning to build a park is a false statement. I highly dout Persson will be involved at all. He apparently lives on an island or something.
I must say it is nice seeing Gaetz described as nothing more than a "former congressman". Feels like, even if it's just a singular plot of land, here at least the earth is healing
Discussion for Corrections: "sex with an underage alien". This seems like the perfect Corrections topic... I'll start with HOW? And then how would you know?
@@gmun2248to do a jackal call , or to not do a jackal call that ks the question, and its not a hard one to make either way theres definitely no in the middle here🤣
Hello writers and producers. PLEASE CAN YOU PUT A FACE UP WHEN TELLING US WHO IS VISITING ON THE SHOW???? PLEASE PLEASE????? I MIGHT BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY FACES BUT NOT THE NAMES.
Come on Seth. You talk show hosts can’t help yourself eh? Every step of the way right down to the next 4 years I’m sure will be constant criticism of Trump. For you guys, Kimmel and Colbert, he’s the most hated man. What has he ever done to you? Let up and let the man do his job. Be creative and funny in other ways. It’s time to let it go man. Geez!!!
Nope. Not backing down.The racist, rapist, fraudster, and lying conman has every bit of it coming. Buckle up buttercup. You're in for a bumpy ride just like the rest of us.
"Well.. he didn't exactly pardoned them, but just turned the investigation over to Merrick Garland and then just kinda petered out,"
God damned, that was such a brutal burn a yet so freakin' funny. Kudos to whomever wrote that one. And I'm glad the "Late Night" team still dishes out these kind of cynical jokes. Well needed in these times.. and in this case also well deserved I might add!
Biden is authorized to disclose Trump donors.
Get on it, Joe!
Was a great joke and also a not so funny truth on doj dragging feet on trump prosecutions .....but yes thank u to whomever wrote that gem.🎉
Bold of them to assume Trump won't run again, as if election law means anything in this country. Good luck with that!
Luckily its the 22nd amendment that prevents that. GOP doesnt have enough % of congress to make that constitutional change
@@vvohvaelez9277 Luckily Trump was disqualified to run in 2024 by the 14th amendment. After all imagine the damage he could have done.
The partisan hacks of the Supreme Court can, have and will ignore the constitution whenever it helps Conservatives to gain more power.
With Republicans in power there is no rule of law.
@vvohvaelez9277 I'm well aware of the law. But the law more and more is becoming meaningless. Trump will do everything he can to hold onto power and SCOTUS has given him a free pass to break the law. America as we knew it, is over. It was one hellova ride though.
they have the majority in all 3 houses. What are you talking about?
LIBERATING?!?!
HE WILL NOT LEAVE OFFICE ON HIS OWN.
mark my words
the f you talking about ? 4 yrs ago ?
@@KtotheL He is talking about Trump. And he left only because the jan 6 failed.
I voted only as a courtesy hes a traitor and rightly a felon, and still not counted 😑, im open for new suggestions and ideas cause that was only courtesy he must not take the country this direction
Well there is precedent.
Canada and Mexico will be slapping a 50 % tariff on the US until he's locked up.
He can't change. That would be funny. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
You can't make a Sow's ear out of a Trump arse either.
He can, he just chooses not too because of his narcassism
Imagine studying day and night for a test for 4 years, having extreme anxiety about passing it the entire time, and then when the test finally comes, you fail anyway.
Now, imagine a whole country doing that. Crazy, right?
Right ✅️
Do you really think the country studied?
I beg to doubt EVERYONE has been studying... Well - soon everyone will know what "Tariffs" and "demand of labour" means
Who'd make a better President, a convicted felon or a successful District Attorney?
It's a doozy!
@@jnielsen90Collective outrage (feeling) is much more important than individual feelings or ideas. Countries do have a collective consciousness, never overestimate the individual. I know that people (especially in the US) think about themselves as free individuals but hardly anyone is actually a free thinking individual. That’s just the reality of things. People are thought/trained what to think, they don’t come up with their thoughts on their own.
This monologue was one of the best in recent memory. You killed it, Seth.
WOW, SO LIKE BEING LIED TO CONSTANTLY AND TREATED LIKE A MINDLESS GULLIBLE UNEDUCATED SHEEP, SHAME ON YOU
@@Michael-tl2yj I like to laugh. You should try it some time.
The good thing about stealing from Lululemon is that you can fit a million dollars worth of merchandise in your pockets.
Concepts of a plan to disclose donors.
I want to see the tax returns... from 2016!!!!!
Still remember when he said he couldn't because he was under audit. Good old 8-year-audit lol Man, his 2016 lies almost make me nostalgic...
You can....they were used too convict him of his 34 fraud convictions
I want to see the dam insurrectionist and traitor in jail!!
@@vikitheviki as do I, but right now I'm worried about the voters who chose him in spite the obvious
He paid $750 in taxes in 2016 while pretending to be a billionaire funding his own campaign.
He paid magnitudes more to China in tax the same year.
Biden should seriously hand out blanket pardons to everyone.
Yes indeed, stop playing nice Dems republicons do whatever it takes to get power, I'm hoping tRump starts endorsing maga moron candidates we'll win back the House and Senate 🎉🎉
Especially Jack Smith.
"If you were involved in the case against Trump you are here by pardoned."
🍊🤡🙋
"No, not you, Donald."
@@Styphon👉👍👈
Except one
Imagine paying Matt Gaetz 500$ for a cameo.. Omg ..
who's money is that
Im sure Kimmel will buy a few.. :)
@@noctisilva6457I can only imagine what they will ask him to say: maybe "Wish my niece a sexy 16th birthday."
Jack Smith acct on Bluesky said they wanted to have him record a message that "sexual assault is bad" to send to Pete Hegseth. Which... I REALLY hope happens.
i hear if you're a female under 18, he'll send you money
What happened to the Egyptian money? 🤔
What would happen if D.E.A personnel visited DJT JRs habitat 🤔🤪
Never gonna happen after his father makes him head of the DEA, ATF, and Space Force.
Nothing. Trump and his minions are above the law.
They have already announced that the Department of Revenge (previously Department of Justice) will go after the people who DARED to investigate Trump: "If you look into our crimes we will destroy your life."
America's in for a wild four years.
The real questions are:
1. What can anyone do to limit the damage, if anything?
2. Will the USA as we know it actually survive 4 years?
3. If it does, will it be at all possible to recover what has been lost?
Yes and in 4 years everything is back to normal, like it was in 2020.
What is wrong with you?
@@dasstigmaThings weren't back to normal when Biden took charge, we still aren't back to normal.
What makes you think it will just be 4 years?
@@RHCole I know. I have eyes.
"I would tell you who sent the cheques, really I would, it's just that I don't speak Russian"
We are all screwed..
Blame Democrats. Why didn’t enough of them vote?
@masond2838 cant blame anyone.. so why are you?
Correction. Elmo wasn't smoking a parliament. Parliament cigarettes have a white recessed filter. Not a brown filter. Graphics has done you dirty yet again.
Co-president? I thought we were calling him First Buddy?
(In place of a First Lady.)
First Shady
He called himself First Buddy. Melania called him "My escape plan "
Talk about grooming
I learned the truth at 17... ... ...
Deon Trusk our new perpident
Bonkers!
After you pay $50O for Matt to wish you a happy birthday on Cameo, he will pay you $50 to watch the videos on his phone.
:29 we joke, but if he doesn't pardon his own son before he leaves office I'll be disappointed.
Why? Pardons are supposed to go to the deserving, people punished harshly or unjustly. Not people you happen to be related to. Why should he pardon Hunter?
Truth, he really needs to. I wouldn't have even cared if he'd done it years ago, TBH. That norm has already been shattered, so he might as well take advantage of it.
Biden won't pardon Hunter, he has respect for American law and it's decisions. It's why he will peacefully transfer power regardless of his beliefs in what will happen when he does and why he voluntarily gave up power too allow Kamala to run instead when he knew he couldn't win a second term.....all things Drumpf wouldn't even consider no matter the cirtcumstances
@@Melesniannon Because it'd be funny
@@RHCole Democrats: "We need stricter firearm regulations!" Republicans: "You pardon people who break the laws we already have so what is the point?" ....you'd have to get used to that because its a valid point.
That nickname is going to go to Scollins’ head now.
Plot twist: The only donors are the ones who paid their way into his inner circle.
Putin
More dark money rigging the economy and dismantling the programs that benefit many American citizens not just the 1%
Russians included god knows who else can't be good people that's why no disclosure the mafia don't do that rules being broke every day 🇬🇧🇺🇲🇺🇦💙
Jackal here. I'm disappointed Hunter wasn't dressed as a turkey for pardon. Graphics dept has to be reprimanded harshly.
0:39 Man, Gaetz really looks like a comic book caricature of himself.
WTF is Glenn Powell
Lindell for Elections Commissioner!
Of course... he's got a lot to hide and all he's gotta do is stall
Great joke! DT got his own DT. And he is already annoyed! Lol
Stop hating on them, everyone already knows Russia, China and North Korea pay them off.
"ELON", he hollered! "Buy me the election and I will SELL YOU the Presidency!"
Electoral Dysfunction
Except past tense: we suffered Electoral Misfunction.
...Because Trump has a lot of foreign donors...
Let's not forget that they couldn't catch the returning booster in the "chopsticks" *because DJT was too close to the landing pad* so they had to scrap it into the frickin ocean. He destroys everything everywhere he goes!
Is this a director's cut of the last clip 🤔😆
I legitimately think they knew this wouldn't work and gave Gaetz an out so that the ethics committee report couldn't be released. It's painfully transparent to me.
The turkeys got off huh. 😂😡
I bet Seth didn't do an Elmo impression because he can't!
Yeah it would be a little awkward for them to say Russia, China and North Korea..
Law does not apply to lawless person.
It's what Elon believes he paid for.
That stock image kid would definitely go to a Minecraft theme park
Markus Persson created MINECRAFT and then sold it to Microsoft. Saying it's creators are planning to build a park is a false statement. I highly dout Persson will be involved at all. He apparently lives on an island or something.
FUNtastic!
Even his supporters have to say things to convince them it’s going to be ok. We’re fucked
Chump just eat a quarter pounder and some carrots they are good for you!!
I must say it is nice seeing Gaetz described as nothing more than a "former congressman". Feels like, even if it's just a singular plot of land, here at least the earth is healing
Oof that Scollins joke… 🥺
My trusted news source
He's have to disclose how much old Putler sent him.
Trump: he likes this place, he really does.
Musk(internally)- Dance puppet, dance!😂
Nothings cooler than a tank top.
Scollins!
Who is glen powell?
@@traviswebb3532 Some actor; supposed to be good for you . . I mean, good looking.
Seth, Seth, Seth.... The congressman clearly said that Matt Gaetz was taking rails for ED med, not chewing on em
I left Texas 7 years ago; still think about Torchy’s Tacos every single day
Dead Dog &Cat Joke™ Mike Scollins
Was the bodega in Springfield.
@@larrymosher5045🤣🤣🤣
Thumbnail is correct. But why this messy video title. The criticism is not the news. It's the fact that they do not disclose. Love you!
Woo hoo! American voters love swamps, and kings ruling those swamps.
Disappointed ? HUH ? Hell no I had a party .. Goodbye Gaetz
Just the beginning of a crook administration
What’s with the grandpa sweater.
45 - 47 shows ignorance. If 45 makes it through the inauguration, it is correctly written as 45 & 47.
Hey Elon, Never overstay your welcome or you'll never be welcomed to stay over.
He doesn’t have to follow any rules or guidelines. He is cult leader/emperor.
Has anyone actually SEEN Trump for the past 7 days? - maybe he has COVID-19 again?
Who's surprised? I know I'm not... All those campaign donations Donnie received in roubles...
More like Late Late night!
We have come all the way around to early early morning. Lol
Trump represents the core ethos of the republican party.
SO I WATFCHA DA MONOLOUGE BETTER BE A HELLA GOODA CORRECTIONS , YOU "READ" ME MYERS!?
Discussion for Corrections: "sex with an underage alien".
This seems like the perfect Corrections topic...
I'll start with HOW? And then how would you know?
@@gmun2248to do a jackal call , or to not do a jackal call that ks the question, and its not a hard one to make either way theres definitely no in the middle here🤣
Nothing Trump does is surprising, at this point I'm surprised if the country doesn't fall apart
As power shifted , so did their purpose
Yr good Seth!❤🎉 Impersonats
JACKALS HAZ BEEN LIBERATED !!!
Meanwhile Kamala spent 1.5 Billion dollars in 4 months 😅😅😅
And Trump had funded most of his $100,000,000 in legal fees with campaign donations.
@@sherinameless1618 facts don’t matter to MAGA
Cmon Joe ! Pardon Hunter.
Venmo payment only for Matt Gaetz.
Thats the way he likes it.
"Former" has a nice ring to it.
Soon to be distant since she’ll be living in Florida or New York.
😢
I really hope he pardons Hunter....just to stick it to the GOP
That Bodega "Joke" was racist trash
Let's get this straight . It's President Musk and VP Trump .
Why are you wearing a sweater? Don’t you set the thermostat to the same temperature all year round?
Why do MAGA hats have 45-47 on them? Shouldn’t it be 45/47? As usual the MAGAts need some schooling.
I think the turkey stunts should be dropped from the schedule. Find a different way to acknowledge tradition.
Matt gatze’s image looks strange. Is it real or ai?
I thought @Pam bondy was front the @Born Identity
lone skum
4 more years of this tool and his comic clowns. 🤡🧑🎄🖤👹
if US law was more christian they would forgive children & all whats more liberating ....
What's the difference between Trump and Elon?
F 😂
Correction: Elon doesn't have 300 billion in the bank as you said, almost all his wealth is tied up in stocks and shares.
That’s how most of my wealth is invested. If I cash it in, then I will have much much more in cash than I have now.
Elon would be wise to put on cat ears and a tail so that when he won't leave he'll at least be mistaken for a cat and be endearing. 😼
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Hello writers and producers. PLEASE CAN YOU PUT A FACE UP WHEN TELLING US WHO IS VISITING ON THE SHOW???? PLEASE PLEASE?????
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY FACES BUT NOT THE NAMES.
First! Whooo!!
hey ncb can you stop uploading the same bits over and over in different amalgamations? this is the third time this clip got uploaded
No it isn't, it's the second closer look upload. Exaggerating does not strengthen your argument.
Just don't watch ACL a 2nd time. And it's not 3 times.
This is the monologue + A Closer Look. Happens every single time.
💩💩
Come on Seth. You talk show hosts can’t help yourself eh? Every step of the way right down to the next 4 years I’m sure will be constant criticism of Trump. For you guys, Kimmel and Colbert, he’s the most hated man. What has he ever done to you? Let up and let the man do his job. Be creative and funny in other ways. It’s time to let it go man. Geez!!!
Nope. Not backing down.The racist, rapist, fraudster, and lying conman has every bit of it coming. Buckle up buttercup. You're in for a bumpy ride just like the rest of us.
Ah, I finally found the "down voted for an hour comments".
Tan suit.
@@christineherrmann205 and I rest my case
Go away you are not a jackal just a jack…