Grandpa's Evaluation After 2 Years Of NOTHING - Stardew Valley
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- At the end of year 2 grandpa returns to see how your farm is doing. Normally people have made great progress by then, I have not. I just sleep for 2 straight years to see what grandpa thinks of my laziness. Afterwards I move through all the candle ranks to achieve perfection all in a little over a week. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
I can imagine DF playing with the heart levels and the NPCs waking up like, "I-I don't know why but... I suddenly really love that Mumps guy..."
I met him once two years ago but...
The best part is
After they say that
They go like
Wait, who tf is Mumps?
XanaduTheGreat I Need to make a Video about Funny Stardew Valley Comments
How you did that emoji in your name?
What mod does he use for that? I can't find the name
The grandfather did something....
He built a shrine for himself because hes so obsessed with himself.
@Dead2theworld Explains why the grandfather told you to say hi to Lewis. Like minded individuals! They were probably best friends and rivals!
At three candles, he gets overwhelmed by his obsession and starts referring to himself in third person
Stacey Owens and at four it just kills him
@@ficusvicus4959
OBJECTION!!
Miles Edgeworth happy DL6 anniversary - oh wait...
Originally, he said that he should've given the farm to one of the other grandkids if you got only one candle.
Oof
I was gonna point that out, but it seems you beat me to it.
You know, I can see why he changed that...
well OuCh
Yeah gramps was pretty savage back then. It's a shame some stuff was toned down.
Next you should do Grandpa’s evaluation after only marrying and divorcing villagers for 2 years
yass
and Sell the town to joja
Yes
@@F_Fetch_ hell yeah
Time to Marry and divorce Grandpa
The only thing left
Maybe we should go for Jodi first, just as a warm up.
Sweet home Alabama
@@iannovotne2038 Pierre*
oh Yoba.
"My heart will always remain in Stardew Valley" Edgar Alan Poe: *axes floor*
lol
SICK fucking literary reference.
this is cannon
I've only read a bit of his work so I'm missing the reference, would anyone be so kind as to clue me in?
@@aLv1GraySlime in poe's story the tell tale heart, the main character invites police in for coffee after a neighbor reported strange noises. turns out, the commotion came from him murdering a dude and hiding the corpse under the floorboards. He is insane and certain that not only can he hear the dead dude's heart, but that it's beating loud enough for the police to hear, so he freaks out, axes the floorboards, and admits his crime.
I don't know why he's upset
your heckin grandson has the ability to spawn in millions of dollars
h e c k i n
And I love his content
You can't heckin spend money when you're heckin dead
Forget farm, it's a mother fucking forest now
Well poor him (DF)
actually, the player doesn't move in right after their grandpa's death, but eventually when they have a midlife crisis that might have occurred many years later, in fact it even says "many years later when the player is sitting behind that desk
And considering how fast the place fills up with trees and debris once the player is in charge, Grandpa must have left it in decent shape.
@@jennifercavenee7572 shoot that never occurred to me. . .
Fun Fact: Its 20 years. XX in roman numerals is 20.
@@astorroids I always thought that meant "some number of years later"
it does. XX is 20 in roman numbers but nobody uses them in this context
So if missing family members can come back, then Abby must be waiting a long time in the graveyard for someone who isn't related to her...
Maybe not everyone can, maybe just the people who weren't satisfied with their lives return. That's a pretty common thing ghost story, the ghost has something tying him to the world of the living, so he can't/doesn't want to leave before that's settled. So maybe Abby's relative is simply satisfied with their mortal life/too happy in the afterlife to return
And if the relative is from Pierre's side, then they probably aren't related to her anyways, since she's likely not his biological daughter
Soo just saying the reason it's so over grown is bc in the intro grandpas will is there and give u the letter right well it's over grown bc it's been like 20 YEARS makes sense sooo
Must be on pierres side XD
Does that mean Grandpa was watching while you... Made kids?
Grandpa is always watching. *ALWAYS.*
and he enjoyed it.
Hey, he might be a ghost but he's still a man, and a man has his needs. And besides, only half of cast in the "porn" was related to him, so it isn't really incestuous, right?
While you made kids, become a multi billionaire in one second, befriending someone without even meeting them, and owning unlimited amounts of anything
Eeeeewwwwwe
I wished he said
You wasted, wasted child
Apparently that's pretty much what he used to say, originally. Before a patch, if you got a bad score, he would say he regrets leaving the farm in your hand or something like that, and there was no way to summon him again so the bad result was permanent. He was considerably toned down from that, unfortunately (although it's good you can get re-evaluated now)
It's a little weird that no one ever mentions the grandpa I mean he clearly loved the valley and probably would have hung around with the other old folk. So he probably passed in the valley and no one seems to care.
Lewis does. At the saloon
Probably never saw him much apart from lewis
When you put it that way it's just oof. Poor Grandpa.
I'm always hearing people talk about grandpa, had one person ask me "would he be proud?" another talk about how he never had a break, had another say we were similar or something along those lines
I’ve only seen Evelyn and Lewis talk about him but that might be because them and grandpa are older characters and maybe the other characters moved in after he died.
Why does he look like blue tinted santa
*_W h a t h a v e y o u d o n e_*
Because he is
He is
yeah when i first saw the ending/cutscene (grandpa's evaluation)
I was like
*"Santa, is that you?"*
Hes a smurf santa or the santa from the pandora he might be an avatar.
I wonder what would happen if we married pam?
Grandpa: My dear boy....WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U BOY?! I KNOW THAT I SAID AS LONG AS YOUR HAPPY BUT FOR YOBAS SAKE WHY?!
Run before the Pam eats you!
I give Pam a beer every morning hoping she'll crash the bus
@@PlatoonGoon Oh my YOBA that is-
@@PlatoonGoon hahahah
Hahahaha
DF you should of named the farm "this useless" Farm so grampa says "The future of this useless Farm is in your hands, now" That would of made it even funnier Nice video btw!
DF made this video to ease the pain from the crystalarium video hahaha
Exactly my thought
He deserves the break. The suffering in that video was real.
Imagine not having the stack anything mod and him doing this
After the crystallarium fiasco I'm not surprised the next video is doing nothing.
It's almost the most liked comment. Let's get it up to 600 guys. DF would love it.
1kth like
Nugs me too.
Idgaf.
@@jumpergots Yeet.
New mod: marrying grandpa
Splodinate Kabloominate *YES*
and the inevitable divorce
N O
What are you, Zeus??
"Granson let's play twister in the shower"
Wasn't he a little harsher when the game first came out?
yea Concernedape made him gentler in the 1.1 update or something like that. I played it as early as you did so I don't quite rmb exactly which update it was
SImrobert2001 yeah
The creator is so nice a guy, and realized since his grandpa gave him the farm for when his life started to suck, that it would make sense to change the dialogue. I, for one, am happy with this change
The farm is in ruin because nobody was there for like 20 years after Grandpa died.
Came to make the same comment.
Huomenta
Torillatavataan
Yey 367 likes >:3
Yeah, but after 20 years the House is magically there and didn't need repair or complete renewal.
Not to mention, that most of the things he would have have while been a farmer would've stay: barn, coop, well, maybe even bee houses.
But the most stupid thing is the house itself. It don't have anything - no kitchen, no bath or a sink, no toilet, no wardrobe, no storage capacity in any way(where did grandpa store his veggies for winter?)
I guess DF is onto some real shit detective investigation story. Grandpa was probably same tipe of men as Lewis - greedy, lazy, selfish bustard. But on top of it, Grandpa was probably drunk old fart who eats in the Saloon and wash in the lake, clearly not interested in farming what so ever, probably was in the relationship with Pam(what in itself is considered a crime against humanity)
I have no respect for him and i definitely don't need an approval of his ghost that speaks about himself in third person, while saying some high level bs about heritage that should've be taken buy another family member instead of you.
I'm done!
Does it count as abusing the elderly if they're already dead?
Firock Finion No, its Paranormal Pandamonium
🤔
i love your slorg profile pic omg
@@cecily222 Thanks!
Yep
"Accidentally" flooded the farm with wood-producing crystalariums...
shadykit do u make df's thumbnails?
shadykit you havent uploaded in 5 years lol
I don't make thumbnails, generally that's @Kirara Lala. And yeah, I'm not a RUclipsr so.
shadykit oh ok
shadykit i hope merlot is doing well :-)
Grandpa was clearly just as lazy as Mumps, who is he to judge?
plot twist: the grandpa is indeed Mumps who somehow (maybe messing up too much with the witch and the wizard) traveled back in time and became his own granfather.
@@borderman_ Sounds legit, I'd buy it
Hey, take that back. Mumps walks further to the divorce office every day than grandpa has walked in his entire career.
This makes me so mad; Grandpa said he was disappointed in me, but I got three candles.
Same here! I worked so hard on my first ever save file and Grandpa was just not having it :(
I sunk in the game and got all lit up the first time...Then I lose my interest at stardew valley and never open it up again. at least to you still have replaybility. 😅
Oh, ‘poor’ you. Grandpa said he was disappointed in me and I got one candle. YOUR LUCKY IDIOT
Paradoxynne this makes me feel much better. Same with me
@@s0nyn568 that's probably because you did worse than Radioactive Panda lol, stop raging
Useless farm is an honor to the family name? Does that mean the family name is "Useless"?
Aly Shay That’s what DF named the farm in the character creation screen.
Obviously
I can imagine that when the farmer dies, the grave will say "farmer Mumps Useless"
Aly Shay If he didn't do anything for 2 years it fits.
Wie ly Setijadi Well, to make it funny it could be.. Mumps is as his name, I mean HE DIDNT DO THINGS FOR TWO YEAAAARS.
Sell the town to JOJA and call grandpa!
XD
after doing everything n having a mental breakdown he finally does nothing 😂
And even THAT took more work than he expected! XD
"participation candle" I'm dying 😂😂
The points were more harsh and Grandpa was more brutal at release. You pretty much had to have the perfect farm to get 4 candles.
okay so, how do graveyards work in the Star Dew Valley universe? because if you can summon your dead loved ones with a diamond and diamonds can be duplicated by technology, That's fundamentally going to change graveyards.
Once the player's grandpa is satisfied (4 candles) he can't be summoned again. So, I am guessing they can’t be summoned infinitly.
I have a feeling Grandpa realized what DF was doing and was having a little fun with him there at the end XD.
"You're going to do nothing and get this fourth candle? Fine I'll have some fun of my own."
“I’ve accidentally filled my entire farm with crystalariums”
"producing wood."
“Im planning to do absolutely nothing for 2 years”
I’ve been using that line for more years than i can count
At the start you mention how grandpa didn't do anything with the farm. I'm pretty sure one of Abigail's dialogue (I might be misremembering) said the farm was actually abandoned so I would assume your character wouldn't have actually moved to the farm, since inheriting it, for at least a few months. Not sure tho
the grandfather died when the player was "just a boy" (or girl, or whatever), the player didn't open the letter for years after his grandfather's passing. plus, in all fairness, running a farm when you're getting old probably isn't easy, either. so, i'm pretty sure the farm looked like that because the farm was abandoned for a decade or so, at least. i think, despite the way mayor lewis talks about the player's grandfather, he was probably significantly younger than him.
Even still, the only buildings on the farm were a greenhouse and a small, one-room house. He didn't even have a kitchen for god sake.
@@jacksonpercy8044 Maybe he made enough money farming to eat at the saloon every night.
@@jacksonpercy8044 he was just making a mega farm
i'd say years. it takes a long time for all that stuff to grow. especially if he was maintaining it for a whlile.
I mean
What if Grandpa gave us that letter when we were a little kid before he passed away?
And it’s because we haven’t bothered to visit in XX years, what it’s basically our fault the farm is in such a bad state? If per say 15-20 years passed since.. Oh boy. An old abandoned farm might have a rough time.
I had a similar thought. And given how quickly the trees fill in over 2 years, someone has clearly been squatting on the farm since grandpa died. Either the players return to the valley is the reason Linus is living in a tent, or perhaps Robin has been helping herself to some unclaimed lumber over the years.
Or you know, the player wasn't a kid per say, and the soul crushing burden of a corporate job became overwhelming in the course of a season or two after we got the deed.
Nope, grandpa gave the letter while we worked at joja.
I have a question, Or well something to say, It's technically both Grandpa's and our faults, because yeah, we couldn't have worked as a kid so it would have been that long but if grandpa lived there while he died, at least wouldn't we have remembered SOMEONE there? Or at least remember the farm? Cause if we could remember the letter we had to remember the farm. And if he left just to give us the letter then die... So it would be his fault for leaving his farm then our fault for leaving the farm in that state. Grandpa shouldn't just be disappointed in us, but also himself.
@@aJoats Abigail mentions wandering the fields maybe she takes stuff for herself
yeah, no one seems to remember grandpa either. maybe it’s been long.
Something drunk in the neighborhood
Who you gunna call?
Pam Busters!!
Kirara Lala, ok. That was actually good.
Can the Pam busters eliminate Shane as well?
@@joshjumpytoes he Is a level 3 drunk out of 4 pam is a 4
I'm dieing
0:18 Uhhh.. yeah? You kill many ghosts in the mines. I'm sure they weren't anyone's loved ones though; definitely not.
Surely...
Mumps not going to hoe anything? Not even the local ladies?
Plot twist~Grandpa is Penny's Dad
Plot twist~grandpa is pam
@@ざぼい Penny = player's aunt
So that means the player is related to Pam! Hahahaha...ha...ha...how great
Oh .....
i married penny :)
I'm so early I haven't married the whole town.
You know what's really funny is that by year two I have finished the community house, maxed out almost every skill and finished about half the library thing, married penny my fall of the first year and had a kid, and grandpa was furious at me.
What did he say 😭
"Yep, he's dead dead. He's not coming back."
Damn, Thats Sad
As of now, this video was uploaded 2 hours ago, and if you google "stardew valley grandpa" this is one of the first videos to pop up.
how can you "accidentally" fill your field in crystallariums WITH WOOD LMAO IM DEAD
One time I accidentally perfectly timed this on the same night my wife gave birth. It completely ruined it, so I had to load the day before, sell my things, and get enough money to divorce her. I divorced my wife the day before our child was born
"If you think that was too harsh for me, I can see why you failed as a farmer"
You're *e p i c*
you finally got your wish. you killed a character!
you should play stardew valley
that would be funny...too bad he won't
@@lmao.3661 yeah sadly
lmao what? he’s not gonna, don’t get ur hopes up
I never thought of that but that seems cool. Shame he will never do that...
He will never play it.
I didn’t understand what the candles meant when he came back for me. I got one candle. I thought he would just come back again at some point and I’d get another candle. Something like that. Basically, I was unsuccessful. I was a raging idiot who spent my first three years pinning on Alex and doing literally nothing more than stalking him.
But wasn't it after Grandpa was super sick then died, then years later, the player comes along?
No wonder the farm doesn't have anything.
Other than the greenhouse.
But who put down that shrine?
Maybe Grandpa's secret lover.
But who could that be?
Oh My. ITS PAM!!!!!!!!!!!
@@s0nyn568 marnie
Dang, marnie gets around!
Wait...
WHAT IF HE WAS EVELYN'S BROTHER?
“I have accidentally flooded my farm with Crystalariums producing wood.”
Hey DF, here's something fun to try: Duplicating the Mayor's Purple Shorts on the Switch version. Because somehow I got that to happen while I was holding a blackberry. Along with randomly exploding rocks in the mines. I think the Switch version still has a few bugs that haven't been worked out
I don’t know what’s happened! I actually remember a long long time ago when I very, very gosh darn bad at this game he said something like, “I really thought you were the best granddaughter , maybe I should’ve given the farm to someone else...” but that was a long time ago though, maybe they changed it
CA decided that was too harsh for such a gentle game like Stardew Valley.
Ah, that makes sense
I got my very first visit from Grandpa and my game glitched. I was walking in a black void of nothing. There were no doors, no walls, just blackness. I thought the game was over so I reset, saw Grandpa again, and it was fine.
To be fair, it is unclear how long the player character decided to work at Joja before moving to the farm. It could've been years. That's long enough for the farm to fall into disarray.
YOU DIDN’T SAY “HELLO EVERYONE” 😭
“Summon ghost just like an Uber” 💀💀💀💀 I’m deaddddd
I love how abrupt the end of all of DF's videos are. No sign off, just finish a sentence and done.
Tbh, I never knew I could bring Grandpa back with a diamond. Thanks
its kinda sad you cant summon him after you get the 4 candles
You know what I've noticed on my farm? When it rains, the fourth candle looks green instead of blue. Don't know if it means anything (probably not), but I found it curious
I have 30 hours in Stardew valley and you can safely say nothing has changed since my first day
50 now
The thing is you opened the letter like 30 years after his death so nothing is really left lol
You should make a video figuring out everything you can a out the war Kent was in
“He’s dead dead. He’s not comin’ back.” Best line ever
I still remember when the game first came out, I was playing it like crazy and I tried my best to make very few mistakes and get the community center done. I was actually very surprised that I had received four candles when I had him visit on Spring, Year 3. Totally worth it.
When I first got evaluated, I got 2 candles and thought it was because there was currently nothing planted and the fences were broken down, and I got pissed. Of course there's nothing planted! Winter literally just finished! Turns out it was because, even though I had a pretty formidable farm, I got 2 candles because I'd been ignoring all the social quests. Got like 3 hearts with one person during summer and got re-evaluated; three candles and an apology. Felt better
4:36 I like how the candle actually made it darker.
When the game can't understand when you do absolutely nothing
His voice is honestly soothing
No offense but you sound sick
Hi DF
You have the same humor as me and you make me laugh
Edit: or...I have the same humor as *you*
In older version grandpa was pretty hardcore from what I've read. I wish I saw him like that.
fun fact, the family names is the farm name so when he says “you put an honour to the family name” that name is useless, which means he is not at all lying
Then that means my farmer has "Rasberry" as the family name :' ]
DF: "wikipedia you lied to me!"
Wikipedia: "Ho ho ho, you cant count to 12 DF..."
Getting tired? Of course not! You are giving the man free diamonds!
Almost first/first
Love you DF 💛
I want to see df use a legit playthrough of this game. No mods. No exploits. Just a normal stardew valley letsplay
I just met you I saw you on your kindergarten videos and I love your channel I have been Bing watching
I like how you never curse because cursing makes me uncomfortable thank you for that!
What the fuck, how can cursing make you uncomfortable?
@@TheRaven123 It could be a religious thing. I don't agree with it, but whatever it is, it's their personal preference. It's a little edgy to be irritable with someone for not liking profanity, isn't it?
The Raven It depends on how you grow up. Maybe tmi, but when I was younger, I freaked out when people cursed because my dad would curse when he was angry. I automatically thought that people who swore all the time were mean and angry. Clearly I know better now, but people have different experiences.
@@Ivy-Woods Good point. Plus, language does carry connotation whether you like it or not, and cursing is often seen as inappropriate and unprofessional. Personally, I curse like a sailor, but I understand that it's not always appropriate and does make some people uncomfortable.
Awesome video, love your work!
How could you reject the dog!?!? Why!?!? Why!!??!?
Anyone ever tell you that your voice sound like caboose from rvb.
No offense ment, but the idea of caboose doing anything of the things you've done to that game is amusing.
I didnt know about this of the "Grandpa point" i make perfection in my first farm, now that i see how hard is get perfection i feel more complete about my farm, wow
Somehow I got all 4 candles without understanding the system at all.
Hope you'll see my question. What if you didn't get the perfection statue on Year 3? Will you still get it? If yes, How? Thank you!
Here is something interesting I found that you maybe could look into in a video. While using the item spawner you can get an item called "wood chair". By rightclicking it (without another wood chair in your hand) you can rotate it, and it changes the item itself. After 1 rotation it turns into a "wood chair" which looks completely different and also looks different in your inventory. By rotating further it will then turn into a seed maker? At that point you are able to destroy and collect the seed maker.
If you rotate the chair while holding another chair in your hand it will not turn into a seed maker, but instead it will turn into a mayonnaise machine. I have no idea why this is happening.
What a chill game. Even if you entirely fuck up it's just like "Hey man as long as you have fun"
10:52 he started haunting you cuz you wouldn't stop summoning him 😂
So basically, buy a huge house and get married to someone you hate to appease judgmental family members. It's the true American Dream!
What is an entire farm of crystalariums producing legend fish worth? Clearly your mod can do it, why the fuck not??
DF hasn't divorced anyone in a while...
It's probably a phase
Wow! Grandpa IS forgiving. If you do the same as you did here in the GB Harvest Moon the dog literally barks at you till you run away in failure
And i accidently flooded my farm with crystalariums producing wood.
Happens everytime.
wait, how does this work in multiplayer? you said having all skills at 10 gives some points but what if i got half and my friend got the other half, does that count?
you might want to check out kynseed. im sure you've seen it before. farming / live sim that where you grow old, can own shops, pass your knowledge to your kids. your pets die
Have you ever tried reaching the gold cap?
What are mods do you use? can you share it?
(MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT CAUSE IM IN ENGLAND)
*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Me: Is there a bee in my room?
*sees my Samsung tablet vibratinh*
Me (sarcasticly): OK, it's probably my American Uncle Voice calling me (I don't have any American relatives)
*sees this video*
ME: WHAT THE HELL LOL LOL! IM TRYING TO SLEEP!
My Sister: What's going on here?
Me: Ah, nothin'.
Me too fellow English person
Now this is the video I wanted to see. If I could like this video twice, DF, I would! I always wondered what he said at all four candle levels. Thank you for doing my hard work for me lol :)
Has a rough day ...... watches df asap ... day is better ... hehehe