Disowning Sarah Palin | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher pleads with conservatives to reexamine some of their deeply held beliefs.
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I love what Fareed Zakaria said about her in 2008. "It's not that she doesn't know the answers, she doesn't understand the questions!"
Maher is on of the very few sane voices in US media. He is a national treasure !
I listened to Sarah Palin with my eyes closed and my brain tried to eat itself. Don't do it!!!
Sarah Palin! A brain eating amoeba!
jjlinert ws
Eltron2010 scrambled eggs yummy
Great point! Oh shit! Can you think of any recent political speech that would pass Alan Turing's test for a genuinely intelligent AI? John Kennedy's most famous stuff is complete humbug.
BTW, "humbug" is Dickensian politeness for what moderns call "bullshit".
WHAT DOES HE HAVE POSITIVE TO SAY HE IS ALWAYS TEARING SOMEONE DOWN
I actually look back fondly on the days when we had Sarah Palin to worry about. She was so entirely foolish that hating her was simple. Trump and Pence are far more dangerous.
West Side David trumps just palin with a dick
That's because she lost and we never had to worry about what would happen if she had power.
West Side David she was the canary in the coal mine and we didn’t learn from the near miss with her.
BUT it was Palin who first introduced the obvious racism and all the other charming right wing tactics we see in use now instead of arguing platforms. No one really knows what trump's platform is other than Obama did it,
Hate Hillary, every democratic is a communist pedophile who eats babies,
and trump is God and shall not be questioned.
They have certainly proven your pos5 from two years back. God....
"Might be brilliant in some other language". One of the most astute things Bill has ever said. Well done.
There is no more Republican party.It's Donald Trump's party.The republican party does what donald trump wants
"He who was the one, now with tea time on the mind": words to live by, my friends. Words to live by.
DavidfromBA "tee time" as in golf...
I thought there was something wrong with my audio ..
@@jokerman1964 not time as in Time magazine, like the one in her hand.
This might just top "not ask what your country could do for you but for what you can do for your country" as profound.
Amazingly astute commentaries, as always. Maher is the best.
I just pissed myself realizing a speech like that could've been our state of the union address
Would that be before or after the nukes flew?
hrsqsiest probably at the same time
Trevor Tharp I wouldn't be that worried, she doesn't have the brains to Frank Underwood her way into the presidency. I'd be more worried about McCain bombing Iran because of the beach boys.
+Trevor Tharp ................oh god. That never dawned on me. Mind you she was running as VP and not President but the VP speaks to. GOOD LORD THAT'S SCARY!
+Trevor Tharp Idiocracy the Sequel
Sarah Palin: " blah blah blah...patriot !"
audience applause
Sarah Palin: "blah blah blah...Jesus !"
audience applause
Sarah Palin: "blah blah blah...american !"
audience applause
the fact is whatever she said dont make any sense but at the end she put "america,patriot,jesus..." those people actually like it.
And some people actually parrot some of her drool right here on the 'Net....
Lol brilliant comment
You forgot "blah, blah, blah ... guns!"
when i comment this i never thought there are many people would agree with me.we really live in a crazy world,when someone say something make sense,people will think its a joke.but when some idiot say something stupid...you see alot of people...sometime i dont want to live on this planet anymore
She talk like that when she is sober imagine when is drunk.
The Republican Party is falling apart and being exposed for what it is. It's beautiful to watch.
It really is from the inside rotting out
So True
And one of the big Republican King makers at FOX NEWS has been sexually harassing all those Blondes at the network it's all just sickening
that was savage...
You sir are a smart man!
and then she endorsed trump, how fitting
+Connor O'Brien As one wolf, once full, gives the corpse of its innocent prey to another, so too does one abomination of a politician use their farce of prestige to aid another.
She doesn’t read the news either.
WTF was her point when she held up a magazine?
+Stephanie Persin She's a culture warrior. If this was the 1960's, she'd be insulting men with long hair, rock and roll, women who wear pants, and loose women in Bond films. And blaming it all on Commie college professors who vote Democrat. Time magazine (which she is probably too dumb to read) apparently had a cover of women in pantsuits (I'm thinking it's a reference to Hillary Clinton?), which she can insult by saying something sure to get applause from other paranoid culture warriors, and place herself in oppositions to the magazine (she's a "Patriot" because she belongs to an evangelical church where Jesus wrote the Pledge of Allegiance). Dumb and ignorant, just like her fan club.
+Stephanie Persin There's a study still trying to determine that. Results will be out in 2025.
+Stephanie Persin She's still trying to answer Couric's question about what she reads... This time she brought a magazine with her as back up.
+Stephanie Persin still working on that one..
Time magazine is written to the reading level of a thirteen year old.
Palin not bad, she speak good, like cookie monster.
LOLOLOLOLOOL
clearly that blue pastry devouring gremlin is her speech writer and chief advisor/legal council...
that is an insult to cookie monster.
fluffynoses perish the thought...
jeremyshambles - *"blue pastry devouring gremlin"*
I haven't legitimately been able to post *"lol"* in a long time. But, *lol* indeed. Thank you. :)
As for *****...you *_almost_* nailed it with a witty joke, but your spelling & grammar mistakes ruined it for you. Such a shame; it was a good joke...
Guy's, I have some sad news from here in the UK.
My former English teacher heard that speech, and committed suicide last night.
Please join me in in expressing your sympathy to his family!
+AK Philips
He killed himself because he wasn't satisfied with the English he taught you.
+David Dunham By the way, and being the (perpetrator as you claim not to be) when you apply the word, 'taught' it should be 'the English grammar he taught you.' So go back to reading the Daily Mail and wanking about Thatcher!
AK Philips I never said I was good at English :P
It was a joke dudd. Take it easy
+David Dunham You weren't joking David. Leave it that, unless you want this to continue?
+David Dunham One can always talk about another one's language. it's weird that people always do that when they're out of woodcutting arguments. When they are asked if they speak a foreign language it's NO
I remember the first time I saw Palin on TV. It only took me five seconds to frown and say, "Who IS that idiot?" She was like this little hand puppet: sweet, pretty, cuddly on the outside, and completely empty on the inside. What I find truly frightening is the number of people who actually bought in to her inane nonsense--and still do!!!
Drake Iverson And she can’t name a newspaper either.....
I agree. I find it takes a lot of people 3 to 4 years to come to that conclusion. They are not paying attention !!
What scares me is I thought republicans and conservatives couldn't get somebody any crazier then Sarah Palin then came Donald Trump. Who are the Republicans and conservatives going to get next? Someone that's going to burn all of DC to the ground?
Knew someone from Wasalia who went to her church. Before the 1/2 term as Governor.
Said she gave Batshit Crazy a new name even then.
She is all for America, unlike these other idiots that are only for there selfs just to get in!!!!!
''..see what happens when you go off your meds''.
I watched that "speech" by Palin six times. Then I wrote it down and read it (or TRIED to). The phrase "a dope on dope" kept running through my mind.
I've watched Palin a couple of times in this clip & other offerings as well. I almost feel sorry for the woman. Clearly, she has some kind of mental issues & doesn't seem to know it. While I am NOT a psychiatric nurse, as an RN who has cared for patients with "issues/problems" for 40 yrs, she displays a real disconnect, or " flight of ideas" as it is called. Mind-boggling that anyone still listens to anything she has to say. Scary that she was chosen by some intelligent folks who didn't seem to notice ?????????
patt brown She seriously sounds like she was on something during that speech.
Drake Iverson Are you crazy? You trying to give yourself an aneurysm? 6 times?!?!?! I watched 10 mins of it and got a headache. I then downloaded "On the Origin of Species" by Darwin and read through the whole thing to understand how she beat natural selection.
jkacvbhijfn what a hilarious observation on your effort. still, in all seriousness -- I have to feel sorry/scared for her. All is not well @ the Palin abode.
patt brown all is not well in America her job was to clean it up so no more complaining about your leader Osama lol... got what you deserved
If you ask me Sarah Palin is heavily medicated. She has that glare in her eyes and you can tell she's not playing with a full deck. Now let's stop talking about the twit and get back to the subject's that matter
+F. Mazz. Is it Xanax
+F. Mazz. what you call a glare in her eyes, that's the love of Jesus you wouldn't know or recognize any thing like Jesus , i see all that dwell here are of an evil mind , i won't be back, no need to respond. this channel needs prayer.
+mtrujillo1973 like it or not God will judge everyone when obama destroys america & divides Israel. i don't really care what you think i lack ..... Jesus is king
YOU KNOW I KNOW ahahahhahaaha
So dumb
+F. Mazz. I never thought of it before, she really look medicated as fuck
The Republicans will never live down Sarah Palin, NEVER.
wow. Speechless. Beautifully written and delivered.
This woman gets 75,000 per speech and I hear she gets the best hotels and a private plane. Waste of money all the way around. She is on something here the eyes show it.
+Yadja McCall What's the going rate? Hillary gets 2.5 million before her bid for the WH. There apparently aren't enough crazies who can make sense of Sarah's rhetoric. BTW, I'm not a Hillary fan.
+pete zandt Never cared for Sarah, read up on her and I surely can't stand Hillary.
She raked in 14 million in a single year from the troglodytes that hang on her every word. She may sound like a total moron, but she's good at fleecing even bigger morons.
Well more fool them for even considering the idea of paying her to spout her meandering drivel
Who are the idoits that would give this bitch a dime?
Just when you thought politics couldn't get any stranger than Palin, we get President Bonespurs.
Good one Chuck!
Seems ALWAYS republicans
3:17 _"I only have one question for Republicans: what took you so long? The rest of us have been watching this dog eat grass for seven years."_
lol
maybe we should tell ISIS that if they don't cease and desist, we're going to have Sarah Palin talk to them.
That would scare the shit out of me!
Maria Kelly Okay, you may have seriously found a way to stop ISIS
Maria Kelly you're a monster
ExlcusiveSodak
Yes, if we did that, we'd soon be seeing videos of them beheading themselves :-)
Yee
One of the *BEST* segments of Real Time! I must have watched it more than 10 times.
I'm crying. Bill demolished her.
I think pornhub did too.
Not really that hard to do.
The German jokes.... I did Nazi them coming.
That was sooooo bad. :D
From across the pond - I love this guy. Wish there were more like him.
2:41 "Bill O'Reilly compared her to a reality show..."
Ah, 2015, if you only knew what was coming...
Excellent analogy of trickle down economics
If you put Sarah Palin's head on Donald Trump's body, would people be able to tell the difference?
Nope. They both have words.
Connor Murphy No there is no difference between them.
Sarah Palin has nicer hair.
EL CHICANO MAHER
Connor Murphy . Well they are both ignorant, but Palin is better looking......
This never gets old. 😅
"Turn left at Austria, it's right there!"
*ROFL*
Thanks for the honorable mention Bill ;)
All the best to my American friends from Austira ^^
He (or SNL) should do a "word salad" conversation between Sarah Palin and Donald Trump! 😜😂
Hahahahaha!!! She sounds exactly like the martians from that 90's movie "Mars Attacks" in her rants!! Ack Ack ackackack ACK!!!!
In the south, we'd say, "bless her heart"
+IW Nunn That reminds me of when Onision said basically the same thing on one of his other channels, UhOhBro.
And then you wonder why the rest of us call southerners stupid.
@@georgeforeman9666 That's what Southerners say when someone has a mental disability. "Bless his heart."
Has anyone checked to see if Sarah's Universal Translator is working?
I love Bill Maher! He’s so funny!
It's Always refreshing watching you Mr. Maher . Larga Vida to you and your show
Bill Maher rocks!
Thank you Bill Maher... "The Emperor has no clues" !!
LOL
Our NOT vice president, Sarah Palin.
Someone needs to tell her, don't drink and talk.
Her speech reminded me of some beat poet on the skids.
this woman was so close to being vice president. ... crazy thought
Sir Boogie No not really
I am an Alaskan that wanted her disowned from day one.
So you are full of shit.
Gary Hipps No you are!!!!
dumb as a chicken with no head
gary hipps if you knew some human biology you'd find biologically all humans are full of shit.
Only if you could vote Bender.
My favorite line is " ...that a pantsuit can crush patriots"!! That's pure poetry! hahahaha
Republicans, misusing “Orwellian” since at least 2015
My question is how the hell do people like her and weasel guilliani get into office?
Juan M Davila Because our country is full of sister fuckers
This will answer your question ruclips.net/video/Y4Zdx97A63s/видео.html The people who vote them in are just as wacko as they are.
Bill Maher is so smart and funny!
That picture of Palin behind you, Bill.
Scary and funny at the same time ahah
Does Palin really know who Orwell was? Did she read the book? somehow it seems really doubtful. She couldn't graduate from the many colleges she attend for six years. We seem to be be getting the dregs of humanity to be in politics I.e. Palin, Trump, etc
Whenever you think you're having a bad day, or are at a loss for articulate conversation, just think to yourself quietly: "Thank God I'm not Sarah Palin". lol
Sarah was just getting the crowds warmed up for Trump. Calling Sarah crazy is like calling Trump sane.
Energy produced in Germany was 26% renewable in 2014, and 33% in 2017. Germany also imports energy that has a lower percentage of renewables.
Hint: try adding bongos. Sarah Palin is brilliant if you listen to her speeches as beat poetry. =P
LMAO!!!
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I hear a sound of an abundance of rain, I hear a sound of VICTORY! 🤣
2 + 2 = Jesus
TheMosT 3 Actually 3 mary, joseph and the invisible guy. Strange the son isn't half see through.
PROSPERITY IS KING
Two 2's put together with one backwards makes a Jesus fish.
Lol
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Love looking back on some of these old clips.. most of bill's new rules age well
Palin is just being Palin. We see how she really is
Bill maher is the king. Respect from England!
whenever I hear Palin talk I think I've had a stroke.
Every time she talks, I think she’s having a stroke.
Love this classic.
This is what happens when the media puts politics before reality. You end up in a situation where you have no choice but to admit "Sarah Palin is a moron". What's truly sad is it took them this long to admit what they knew deep down.
Uh, he does political humor.
lol i love Bill Maher!!! he is so funny!!
I was supporting McCain at the time he announced her as his running mate at she ultimately was a big reason I ended up
Supporting Obama. McCain was old, so I thought at the time and we could not afford a president Palin. She couldn’t name a book, newspaper or a magazine she had read.
I think that can be said for a lot of people. McCain picked her to supplement the far-right populist vote that he couldn't have won on his own but as many of those votes as she gained him, she lost him even more of the moderate conservative vote when people saw how dumb she is and began realizing that if anything happened to McCain, we'd have to deal with President Palin
This could be bias and not show the whole part of a brilliant speech. But then again this is Sarah so I'm gonna side with bill on this.
Chris Rock would have a field day using Palin in one of his stand up shows
She will blame the atheists for her downfall.
If she does then she will blame the founding fathers as we'll
I think they were mostly deists.
Kevin15047 Whatever they where they weren't anything like Sarah Palin, and if she were in Salem around that time her brethren would have burnt her at the stake.
Of course they weren't anything like Sarah. Thomas Jefferson could speak 7 languages. Sarah can't even make sense in English.
🙄If you ever go to a Sarah Palin event don't 4get to bring your own "salad dressing"🤔
aaaaannnnndd she's back
One of Bills best!
3:16. "I only have one question for the REPs: What took you so long?
The rest of us have seen this dog eat grass for 7 years!"
Made me spit Guinness all over my keyboard...
God damn those unpatriotic pantsuits. 😂😂😂😂😂
She really doesn't have a clue.
Bill, you will always have my Vote!
Trump is the next elections Palin
+Alexandra E Even crazier are the people who would vote for them. Really makes one think their should be a mental competency test prior to voting.
+VTV It just goes to show how fucked up the USA is when morons like Palin can almost become VP. What a fucking farce of a country the US is.
Nobody can do it like palin
Damn right. They're both equally insane. Except it seems like Trump is more racist lol
John Rencheck at least with Palin the Republican party wasn't complicit with her incoherencey.
That one about the coke, is spot on !!!
I laughed way too much at 2+2=Jesus
you just have to love the expression on the face on the guy in the middle. LOL
"He, who was the one now. With. tea. Time. on the mind..."
This is the first good laugh ive had all day,thank you so much bill
Ah Sarah Palin. Watching her makes me feel better about my own sorry ass life.
No matter how many times you watch this,it doesn't get any clearer. 😜
Bill, I was laughing until the “trickle-down” line. That one was like pouring salt in an open wound considering the new GOP tax legislation.
The dog analogy was priceless and spot on.
Palin sounds like a Bad Lip Reading skit
Ok evey time i hear Sarah Palin talk , i have the urge to check what im drinking......jjjnuuuuuussssttt in case im the one whos tripping out😰
Ooh that Bill Cosby jibe. Savage! 🤣
"He who was the one...now...with T-time on the mind" This all makes perfect sense to me....all I want to know is, did she mean "tea-time" or "tee time"?...lmao
"there aren't enough trains, ask germany" LMAO I nearly pissed myself that was brilliant xD
Was she dropping acid or was it shrooms?
That Mexican train segment was hilarious haha and I'm Mexican
"with tea time on the mind" WTF?
I think she’s trying to suggest Obama played to much golf.
Who could have known it would only get worse....
Really America ? is this what you offer up on the world stage of politics and you wonder why the rest of the planet thinks you're all fucking crazy ?
It's not what everyone offers up. Just one political party.......Republican. Let that be your guide for some of the idiots that are in this Country.
dannyfrog Yes you are correct , i should have worded that better , my apologies for that . Though the general thought still applies to Republicans at large , i've never known a politcal party to disrupt , contradict , embellish and embarrass your country in they way they do , and people still vote for them like they have a death wish for an amazing country . I really hope you keep them out in 2016 .
***** Exactly. There is no invisible man that lives in the sky and keeps score.
dannyfrog
Right. He's an invisible... an invisible... what the hell is King Kai anyway?
Sadly there are those of us who would do this to the world. I know people who think she is the most. Of course they're religious freaks. They'll follow anyone who uses the name jesus as if it were a magic word.
P.S. Yes, I am embarrassed by my country. Thanks republikkkans.
2 plus 2 equals Jesus. Love it!
Cryptologists LOL !!
That wild eyed look and a couple of appearances on Trump's behalf and that was enough for him. #ThankYouVeryMuch
She endorsed Donald Trump. Can you think of a better reason not to vote for Trump?
"The rest of us have been watching this dog eat grass for seven years". 😆 Priceless