Trump Has Lied 16,241 Times

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  • Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
  • Trump celebrated three years in office by paying tribute to himself and somehow brought Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. into it, Trump has officially lied more than 16,241 times, put together an all-star defense team for his impeachment trial, and despite everyone in Trump's circle claiming they don't know Lev Parnas there seem to be a lot of photos of him with all of them. Meanwhile, the champagne drama continues on ABC's 'The Bachelor,' and we remember the highlights of the first three years under Donald Trump.
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  • @MrGscp
    @MrGscp 4 года назад +4323

    People in audience are laughing at Jimmy’s joke, people around the world are laughing at Americans.

    • @Brasil66
      @Brasil66 4 года назад +119

      People around the world always had

    • @FK_H8r
      @FK_H8r 4 года назад +57

      People around the world are jealous they don’t live in the greatest country in the world.

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 года назад +139

      Citizens of the world are laughing at Agolf Twittler & the ignorant cult followers who voted for him. The Liar-In-Chief is a national tragedy & international embarrassment. 🤪🤢🤮😵

    • @ethanshervanick8335
      @ethanshervanick8335 4 года назад +38

      Well we are a pretty funny country!

    • @alboliska942
      @alboliska942 4 года назад +97

      Cody ALLCAPS No

  • @safayoussef1243
    @safayoussef1243 4 года назад +2837

    That one dude in the Audience laughs like his life depends on it

    • @weltyclover5311
      @weltyclover5311 4 года назад +143

      Bro, shush, that's Arthur Fleck from Joker(2019)

    • @qqqfuzion2582
      @qqqfuzion2582 4 года назад +24

      @@weltyclover5311 you're trying too hard to be funny :)

    • @herbertcumberbatch7323
      @herbertcumberbatch7323 4 года назад +20

      Hes a hired over-laugher and it's not even subtle. Jimmy even takes fake shady jabs at him.

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 4 года назад +10

      @@herbertcumberbatch7323 If he was over-laughing, he'd be doing it every single chance he got, ESPECIALLY if he were not bothering to be subtle about it. Dude doesn't even laugh at roughly half the stuff the other folks do.

    • @TheRewindRoom
      @TheRewindRoom 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

  • @idisxgic7651
    @idisxgic7651 4 года назад +689

    the guy laughing in the audience sounded like the joker

    • @MaxCassidy802
      @MaxCassidy802 4 года назад +1

      Copied

    • @idisxgic7651
      @idisxgic7651 4 года назад +1

      yeeshooter how

    • @MaxCassidy802
      @MaxCassidy802 4 года назад

      RoryOH there’s an older comment right under yours which says the same thing

    • @idisxgic7651
      @idisxgic7651 4 года назад +1

      yeeshooter how does that mean I copied him

    • @idisxgic7651
      @idisxgic7651 4 года назад

      LGIS FRTT I donno the latest joker movie

  • @fvtii284
    @fvtii284 4 года назад +1619

    “Martin Luther King had a dream, this wasn’t it” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @69666guitar
      @69666guitar 4 года назад +29

      this was more like his recorent nightmare!

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 3 года назад +1

      MLK Jr. AKA The rhetoric King

    • @sarahbullard3528
      @sarahbullard3528 3 года назад

      @@badcornflakes6374 ggv. Cc xbhhhyt56 888i>ujjjkjujugggt

    • @chloejean7427
      @chloejean7427 3 года назад +1

      This was not it at all

    • @MajorBall
      @MajorBall 3 года назад +2

      Young F.A we saw the video dumbass. Still better than Biden

  • @timski9063
    @timski9063 4 года назад +2557

    Donald J Trump. Says Trump: " The J stands for genius."

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 4 года назад +33

      @oiuet souiu
      Yes, they're going to continue to vote for him, but luckily, they're still outnumbered by us.

    • @briobarb8525
      @briobarb8525 4 года назад +16

      @@flyingchariot9080 OMG Crystal...I think your chandelier is actually made from cheap ass glass. Trunp DID NOT WIN the majority vote stupid. He was given the presidency by the Electoral College. But I am going to guess you don't even know what that is. Google it sweetie!

    • @clovisthewicked4934
      @clovisthewicked4934 4 года назад +12

      @@flyingchariot9080 Hey dumbfuck, he lost by millions of votes. You are certainly a typical Trumpanzee

    • @DrunkGrilling
      @DrunkGrilling 4 года назад +3

      Thanks Timski, I really enjoyed that joke, that is possibly true. Would you like a hamberder with that?

    • @fernandogarza9180
      @fernandogarza9180 4 года назад +1

      Timski
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @pixzvixxen
    @pixzvixxen 4 года назад +564

    Raise your hand if all you can hear is that one guy laughing in the background
    "HA HA HA HAAA"

  • @helena5230
    @helena5230 4 года назад +493

    I still can’t believe he walked IN FRONT of the Queen !!

    • @zoe_woz
      @zoe_woz 4 года назад +16

      Right!

    • @sophierenggli8
      @sophierenggli8 4 года назад +24

      yes the guy’s a real dork

    • @Vipton__
      @Vipton__ 4 года назад +15

      It's insane,THE QUEEN!
      Her Majesty,is a fricen queen!

    • @sania1126
      @sania1126 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂the queen

    • @mangeshnesarikar3221
      @mangeshnesarikar3221 4 года назад +7

      Why does that matter out of everything

  • @diallwa
    @diallwa 4 года назад +496

    The one guy in the crowd really mastered and nailed Arthur's joker laugh

    • @lebanesegigachad8421
      @lebanesegigachad8421 4 года назад +3

      Philip Allwardt right !? 😳

    • @twopuq4612
      @twopuq4612 3 года назад

      AHS take a handful and eat it like an animal to assert dominance

  • @catladyclay442
    @catladyclay442 4 года назад +778

    It would be interesting to see this number updated to include all of Trump’s misinformation about the COVID-19 pandemic.

    • @pepitka1234
      @pepitka1234 4 года назад +21

      I was looking for that and I'm surprised that i didn't find a website that counts all the lies. Maybe it so many that they need to use statistic. 23.8 lies per day that's what i founded 😂 and apparently it increase by 1 lie per day since 2019

    • @davidchopsrose
      @davidchopsrose 4 года назад

      Your out of your mind

    • @heatheadquarters5465
      @heatheadquarters5465 4 года назад +24

      He legit calls it the Chinese virus 🤦‍♂️

    • @awokenajin6620
      @awokenajin6620 4 года назад +12

      @@davidchopsrose And your mind is absent...

    • @antonschaefer4573
      @antonschaefer4573 4 года назад +5

      I still feel so bad about the guy who had to listen to all the garbage that Trump spreads...

  • @stevewuertz3598
    @stevewuertz3598 4 года назад +592

    This entire impeachment mess could be over in under a half hour if someone would tell DJT that Obama can hold his breath for 20 minutes

  • @kuuhiwahiwalei2678
    @kuuhiwahiwalei2678 3 года назад +20

    16,241 lies are his PUBLIC lies.. it's scary to think about the ones we don't know about..

  • @rishonsolomon7567
    @rishonsolomon7567 4 года назад +135

    What amazes me is that this dude has supporters. Who in their right mind looks at this orange man and says " That man there should be the President Of The United States".

    • @user-wd8wx5md5z
      @user-wd8wx5md5z 4 года назад +7

      That is Democracy. The fact is this man has been chosen by the majority of the Americans to be their President. US has a funny way to calculate what constitutes a majority, though.

    • @foxy916
      @foxy916 3 года назад +9

      do people really judge peoples ideas based on their looks? come on man, just because someone looks like a dusty cheeto doesnt mean he hasnt done good things.

    • @Jmax-wj2be
      @Jmax-wj2be 3 года назад +3

      Trump haters lmao 🤣

    • @rishonsolomon7567
      @rishonsolomon7567 3 года назад +3

      @@Jmax-wj2be if he wasnt president of one of the most major countries in the world,,,i wouldnt be hating this much

    • @thatguyjd14
      @thatguyjd14 3 года назад +2

      Me, I’m one of his supporters

  • @AWi11ie
    @AWi11ie 4 года назад +352

    Does everybody else hear that guys laugh in the crowd lol

    • @Hands_OF_Gamer
      @Hands_OF_Gamer 4 года назад +18

      yep , it's the joker ( joaquin phoenix ) :)

    • @Lost-mb1gj
      @Lost-mb1gj 4 года назад +5

      He’s having a blast lmaooo

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 4 года назад +2

      Yes, HA HA HA HAAAA!

    • @Infinity17728
      @Infinity17728 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like Arthur fleck

  • @earlenewallace8445
    @earlenewallace8445 4 года назад +247

    This was a day to honor Doctor King but he couldn't even do that without whining about himself.

    • @Sandrae7560
      @Sandrae7560 4 года назад +9

      @earlene wallace ...not just whining, but always, always promoting himself or exaggerating his importance

    • @Sandrae7560
      @Sandrae7560 4 года назад +3

      @Dutchhound Bigears sadly so😔😔

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +3

      Remember last year, when Pence compared him to MLK?

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp 4 года назад +6

      earlene wallace Don’t worry...it will always be MLK-a true American hero and legend who will be remembered. Trump will be relegated to the ashcan of history.

    • @lottasunshine1325
      @lottasunshine1325 4 года назад +4

      @Dutchhound Bigears - Unemployment rate for African-Americans under Obama dropped from 17% to 7% (Dept of Labor) Much better statistics than Trump.

  • @clarav.6771
    @clarav.6771 4 года назад +141

    The real question is though: who counted those 16,241 lies?

    • @randyzaucha6497
      @randyzaucha6497 4 года назад +4

      So, what if they were HALF right? Would you feel better about it Clara? Geez!

    • @clarav.6771
      @clarav.6771 4 года назад +12

      @@randyzaucha6497 Oh I hope it didn't seem like I was defending Trump in some way, the sooner he gets out of there the better, I was just wondering how someone came to such a specific number. I'd say respect for sitting through every single speech and counting the lies, because as we see, there's tons of them.

    • @randyzaucha6497
      @randyzaucha6497 4 года назад +2

      @@clarav.6771 Let's say that they were half right on the number Clara! Still a monumental number, eh?

    • @clarav.6771
      @clarav.6771 4 года назад +6

      ​@@randyzaucha6497 Yep, I agree completely, and even if they counted the lies double and the actual number is half of this, it would also still be too much. If they don't kick him out in november I'm not sure how much is gonna be left of my hope in humanity. And I'm not even American.

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 4 года назад +3

      Probably stats counters.

  • @richardshirley2786
    @richardshirley2786 4 года назад +399

    This can’t b true, I’m sure he’s lied way more often.

    • @ryanmcnair3451
      @ryanmcnair3451 4 года назад +56

      That's the lies during business hours only.

    • @andersforsgren3806
      @andersforsgren3806 4 года назад +4

      Was ich denk und tu, trau ich andern zu. [German proverb.]

    • @flames4856
      @flames4856 4 года назад +7

      Anders Forsgren der mann gehört ins Gefängnis mein Freund

    • @andersforsgren3806
      @andersforsgren3806 4 года назад +2

      @@flames4856 Ja selbstverständlich.

    • @coreyham3753
      @coreyham3753 4 года назад +10

      @@ryanmcnair3451 LOL,,, and according to Trump's official work schedule, he is only scheduled for 1 hour per day of work.

  • @Grandizer8989
    @Grandizer8989 4 года назад +879

    I’ve seen more pictures of Trump w Parnas than with him and Barron.

    • @DistantVision85
      @DistantVision85 4 года назад +45

      Trump is so stupid he can't even spell baron.. 😅

    • @margotgray3330
      @margotgray3330 4 года назад +23

      Baron who????

    • @garsm2290
      @garsm2290 4 года назад +13

      Trump does not know Parnas, or Nunes.

    • @margotgray3330
      @margotgray3330 4 года назад +42

      @@garsm2290 ...or Stormy D, Karen M, Rudy G, Michael C, Jeffrey E to name just a few. He's either lying or has early onset dementia. Either way, he shouldn't be president.

    • @djlucero123
      @djlucero123 4 года назад +18

      Probably doesn't know who he is

  • @ImTheJoker4u
    @ImTheJoker4u 4 года назад +44

    He makes Bush look like a MENSA member.

  • @muddlee
    @muddlee 4 года назад +146

    The title is lie guys.
    The 16,241 should be 16,241,245.

    • @sharmainejohnson323
      @sharmainejohnson323 3 года назад +6

      RIGHT😂😂😂

    • @alabamalol5139
      @alabamalol5139 3 года назад +2

      more like 0

    • @kryten1016
      @kryten1016 3 года назад +5

      No its exactly 74584925492764826483648755991641893544907004654975497358376548275349635394759383645 and rising.
      I suppose the real challenge is pronouncing this number

    • @sarah-db3lg
      @sarah-db3lg 3 года назад

      @@alabamalol5139 yeah you're right like 16,241,24055555555555555555555555555555555

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 года назад

      16,241 +1

  • @joni428
    @joni428 4 года назад +14

    I LOVE how he's just roasting Trump for 13 minutes :D

  • @karawan9836
    @karawan9836 4 года назад +233

    Who's the manic laughing in the audience

    • @joshb7707
      @joshb7707 4 года назад +20

      K4RAWAN ALI sounds like the Joaquin Phoenix Joker 😂

    • @edgarcabrera6520
      @edgarcabrera6520 4 года назад

      K4RAWAN ALI the joker

    • @gothmog4968
      @gothmog4968 4 года назад +3

      He's the guy Kimmel paid to laugh at his jokes.

  • @soniclab-cnc
    @soniclab-cnc 4 года назад +308

    It was painful watching Trump stagger around and walk in front of the Queen.... ugh, what a disaster.

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter 4 года назад +37

      Agreed. His complete lack of self-awareness and basic etiquette is simply astounding.

    • @g9312
      @g9312 4 года назад +1

      @@Balletified Agreed the royal family should be abolished

    • @richardray6827
      @richardray6827 4 года назад +25

      D E you miss the point. It is their custom and rude not to follow it.

    • @benvoilakoi
      @benvoilakoi 4 года назад +31

      @@Balletified Has nothing to do with the status of the person. This is a formal meeting. There is a protocol. Not applying it is disrespectful. period. I am not a fan of royalty as well, but I have been educated in a way that makes me respect the customs of those who invite me into their homes. Especially when you are supposed to represent your country while being caught on camera. I am neither American nor British and even to me it looks very embarrassing and awkward.

    • @adeprinkuye2001
      @adeprinkuye2001 4 года назад +2

      ImGiodarex Abolished? Fool, the Brits are not complaining about the Royal family

  • @maxkennedy2818
    @maxkennedy2818 4 года назад +42

    2020: gotta bump those numbers those are amateur numbers.

  • @jeaniebird999
    @jeaniebird999 4 года назад +31

    I'm pretty sure this was one of MLK's nightmares.

  • @sumbuddy63
    @sumbuddy63 4 года назад +69

    I can't understand why pathologically lying to the country isn't an impeachable offense.

    • @alexpaynter5176
      @alexpaynter5176 4 года назад +3

      tsralls63 because it’s not a crime, duh. Even if it was tho, Trumps not lying. The economy really is BETTER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN.
      Let that sink in silly person.
      Lol!
      Trump 2020 🇺🇸

    • @sumbuddy63
      @sumbuddy63 4 года назад +2

      @@alexpaynter5176 yea. He's a great guy.

    • @Unknownz000
      @Unknownz000 4 года назад +1

      @@sumbuddy63 yeah great people lie 16 thousand times in a period of 3 years god americans belive anything trump says and support him no matter what

    • @michaelweston7748
      @michaelweston7748 4 года назад +3

      What lies? can you name just one? NOPE!

    • @randomjoe3941
      @randomjoe3941 4 года назад +1

      Always remember that the reason Clinton was impeached was because he told a lie!
      One lie was viewed by Republicans at the time to be such a horrible thing for a president to do, because "the people need to be able to trust the president."
      Really shines a spotlight on how Republicans are hypocrites.
      Democratic president tells one lie = Republicans want him out for committing such a horrible offense.
      Republican president tells over 16,000 lies = Republicans think it's perfectly fine, he's done nothing wrong at all.

  • @anthonygilbert7258
    @anthonygilbert7258 4 года назад +43

    Criminals don't want evidence and witnesses because it leads to the truth.

    • @joshdk1484
      @joshdk1484 4 года назад

      Yeah, like Nixon

    • @joshdk1484
      @joshdk1484 4 года назад

      Why do everyone complain about Trump? Wildro was worse, tried to close a black school, Nixon bad, John Adams tried to sensor and punish people who critized him. Trump did nothing wrong.

  • @lizbrown8219
    @lizbrown8219 4 года назад +18

    Trump said if wore a mask he would look ridiculous, I wonder if he ever looks in the mirror

    • @sunsetshimmer7677
      @sunsetshimmer7677 3 года назад

      Liz brown me too. I wonder if he looks in the mirror while wearing a mask. 🤔

  • @nightknight9415
    @nightknight9415 4 года назад +699

    George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
    tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
    tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"

    • @nancygilchrist7621
      @nancygilchrist7621 4 года назад +22

      Exactly.

    • @johncatty6560
      @johncatty6560 4 года назад +27

      @@nancygilchrist7621 Isn't it like:
      tRump voter : "I don't care. DJT has set the world on fire *BUT the Dems are more dangerous* ! USA, USA, lock her up! MAGA! KAG! [enter some bs chanting of your choice here]"

    • @jeffphakenewz8556
      @jeffphakenewz8556 4 года назад +3

      @@johncatty6560 Hari Krishna Hari Hari
      But seriously, Reverend Jones, pass the koolaid, will ya?

    • @johncatty6560
      @johncatty6560 4 года назад +2

      @@jeffphakenewz8556 I don't know why people love koolaid and, hence, I do not know why it still exists. It's just crap the body does not need. I have never put that stuff inside my stomach.

    • @outlawJosieFox
      @outlawJosieFox 4 года назад +6

      “I play to people's fantasies, people may not always think big themselves, but they still get very excited by those who do, that's why a little hyperbole never hurts. People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest and the most spectacular. Truthful hyperbole I call it. “ Donald Trump

  • @toketalkalaska2540
    @toketalkalaska2540 4 года назад +16

    And a scrap photo book!!! I love you Jimmy!🤣😂

  • @aitana7831
    @aitana7831 4 года назад +63

    And this was 5 months ago 😖 can you imagine how many times he’s lied since??

    • @itsburky0616
      @itsburky0616 3 года назад +5

      Almost August 2020 & the number in the title has upped an estimated 20x

    • @Axel-hn7yi
      @Axel-hn7yi 3 года назад +4

      Not as many times as the media lies about him.

    • @imexotica9209
      @imexotica9209 3 года назад +2

      Gan GUlf when you say lies does that include just repeating things he’s said or not?

    • @briandauch303
      @briandauch303 3 года назад +1

      I didn’t see them say any of his lies

    • @user-up5di8ln7g
      @user-up5di8ln7g 3 года назад +2

      Gan GUlf well that’s simply not true, the media may lie about him sometimes, as they do everybody, but the amount he’s lies is far more

  • @Ravensnowflake
    @Ravensnowflake 4 года назад +114

    Better question to ask is how many times has he told the truth

    • @TechWizard312
      @TechWizard312 4 года назад +3

      Richmond a heck of a lot more than any democrat.

    • @dylana9811
      @dylana9811 4 года назад +28

      TechWizard312 definitely not true

    • @Ravensnowflake
      @Ravensnowflake 4 года назад +8

      If you want trump to tell the truth, you have to ask what his name is everytime he gives a statement. Then it will be one truth and one lie unless his name is donald jillian trump coz then he probably would lie about that also

    • @jakeystarsuper
      @jakeystarsuper 4 года назад

      @@TechWizard312 no true

    • @helena5230
      @helena5230 4 года назад +2

      Probably never, except if he’s looking at himself in the mirror 😂😂

  • @HiMyNameIsDannny
    @HiMyNameIsDannny 4 года назад +74

    A+ to Jimmy's researchers for finding out how contradictory these people are.

  • @richbydesignpullupj5842
    @richbydesignpullupj5842 4 года назад +111

    That dudes laugh bro I swear 😂🤦🏽‍♂️😂

    • @banksinatra9480
      @banksinatra9480 4 года назад +3

      So annoying 😂😂😂

    • @Lockieez
      @Lockieez 4 года назад +1

      There's a guy who lives across the road from me with the exact same laugh. I think the whole street can hear him.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад

      I think that was the point.

    • @richbydesignpullupj5842
      @richbydesignpullupj5842 4 года назад +1

      Lol might be him who went on the show haha you should go ask him and tell him how you thought it was him 😂

    • @nima5398
      @nima5398 4 года назад

      Could you imagine sitting next to him.....

  • @negativping4657
    @negativping4657 4 года назад +178

    I'm suscribing to Jimmy Kimmel just for this.

  • @sxtarvs
    @sxtarvs 3 года назад +40

    man trumps the reason why we americans look like the biggest joke :'(

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles 3 года назад +5

      As a non American most people in my country looked America seems like a joke since Obama left office and Trump became president

    • @klumszy2479
      @klumszy2479 3 года назад +3

      Yep you're right

    • @suecuevas7073
      @suecuevas7073 3 года назад +1

      To who? we lead the world in most everything, guess if they want to make fun of someone, the rest of the world at least sets their sights high

    • @airproductions4383
      @airproductions4383 3 года назад

      i know right

    • @bow9384
      @bow9384 3 года назад +2

      @@suecuevas7073 please tell me all the things America leads the world in? I feel like this is a myth that every American is lead to believe growing up

  • @juantubey
    @juantubey 4 года назад +140

    I was just getting over "leader of the space force" then he said "Nostradumbass" and that totally took me out. Lmao!!!!

    • @etb6425
      @etb6425 4 года назад +2

      That was hilarious! I can't wait to find a reason to use it.

    • @mariannejanis7995
      @mariannejanis7995 4 года назад

      I’m past laughing attNosredumasshe used it before

    • @JustMe-vk4fn
      @JustMe-vk4fn 4 года назад +1

      I think of it as "Space Farce".

  • @ChakatNightspark
    @ChakatNightspark 4 года назад +130

    think the biggest Lie I heard. Was the Story Trump told about having Mexico paying for the Wall.

    • @badspellin4621
      @badspellin4621 4 года назад +9

      Repeal and replace healthcare on day one with a cheaper version.
      INFRASTRUCTURE

    • @slackumjackum
      @slackumjackum 4 года назад +1

      He actually turned mexico into the wall. And by the way one doesnt have to hand money over to pay for the wall. Implementing a trade deal where we profit far more than we have in 30 years more than pays for the wall.

    • @tanitaindelicato5649
      @tanitaindelicato5649 4 года назад +2

      Not the biggest one but a whopper

    • @tanitaindelicato5649
      @tanitaindelicato5649 4 года назад +6

      @@slackumjackum too much koolaid for you

    • @slackumjackum
      @slackumjackum 4 года назад +1

      @@tanitaindelicato5649 prove me wrong

  • @DarkShades5
    @DarkShades5 4 года назад +8

    Guy in the background laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tinysproutling4800
    @tinysproutling4800 3 года назад +44

    Trump is the actual definition of
    "My whole life is a lie."

    • @maximuscraig8222
      @maximuscraig8222 3 года назад +2

      I honestly think he’s been so blinded by his own lies that he’s descended to dementia

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 года назад

      @@maximuscraig8222 2001 Trump was a more sane person. He’s gone crazy

  • @marcob6880
    @marcob6880 4 года назад +150

    his first lie as prez is when he promised to uphold the constitution

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +10

      Hell, he was lying long before he got into office.

    • @BlynkyLand
      @BlynkyLand 4 года назад +5

      And he did that on TWO bibles. What a turd.

    • @mukiwabanda2794
      @mukiwabanda2794 4 года назад

      Democrats are constitutionalists now thats f u c k i n g r i c h

    • @frankfanuzzi8395
      @frankfanuzzi8395 4 года назад +4

      @@mukiwabanda2794 What is rich is your stupidity to NOT know the difference or to even care that your King Bozo has done so and lied to your foolish ass...now go back to Fox before you learn some truth loser..lol

    • @Tyreece190
      @Tyreece190 4 года назад

      @@frankfanuzzi8395 whats rich about YOUR STUPIDIT is that fox dosen't even support obama so whos foolish? Hmm i dont even know what obama lied about everything he said he was gonna do is done wb your dictator?

  • @elisa12nava
    @elisa12nava 4 года назад +271

    “Even the color of his face is a lie” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mariarobles6426
      @mariarobles6426 4 года назад +11

      Hahahaha 👏👏

    • @macordie
      @macordie 4 года назад +11

      HILARIOUS

    • @judithf9297
      @judithf9297 4 года назад +10

      Mac or Die Hilarious but true. I don think he even has an honest bone in his body

    • @sideboob4276
      @sideboob4276 4 года назад +11

      You don't like his bronzer? Its called ImPeach!

    • @macordie
      @macordie 4 года назад +4

      @@judithf9297 true

  • @nealfrost12
    @nealfrost12 3 года назад +2

    That Orange will allways be a embarrassment to the world

  • @captainchef593
    @captainchef593 3 года назад +3

    And now, one year later, we are free.

  • @covand
    @covand 4 года назад +117

    I'll never understand why so many people still trust that tyrant. Someone who lies that much clearly can't be trusted.

    • @unvoicingreaper66
      @unvoicingreaper66 4 года назад +6

      covand 4360 you obviously don’t know the definition of tyrant. That’s ok, I can’t expect all democrats to be educated.

    • @australiauk506
      @australiauk506 4 года назад +2

      Everyone Lies

    • @billyfraiser6298
      @billyfraiser6298 4 года назад +18

      it really does boggle the mind, knowing there are people who actually still support the idiot.

    • @jamesgrant3367
      @jamesgrant3367 4 года назад +7

      @@australiauk506 80 times per day though?

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 4 года назад +9

      @@australiauk506 Most normal people stop doing it when they get caught.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 4 года назад +82

    *1963:* "I have a dream..."
    *2020:* "Oh God, please let this nightmare end."

    • @alvin9033
      @alvin9033 4 года назад +1

      You're in America, nightmare? Some perspective is needed, perhaps Summer vacay in Indonesia?

    • @krystenbush5673
      @krystenbush5673 4 года назад +3

      Not relevant. MLK's dream was the opposite of everything that is trump

    • @leadleghighkick104
      @leadleghighkick104 4 года назад +2

      Alvin “something could be worse, that means your problems don’t exist”

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 4 года назад

      Alvin and Krysten, have you ever heard of a joke before? Geez. Why do my comments always attract either crazy people or people with sticks up their butts?
      Not you, Joel. You're cool.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 4 года назад

      @@krystenbush5673 It is relevant. Trump mentioned MLK. Therefore, I made the joke. *You're* not relevant.

  • @Dylanbolton69
    @Dylanbolton69 3 года назад +1

    Since this is 8 months old, I’d say the number has definitely reached over 20,000

  • @butterfliesinreverse
    @butterfliesinreverse 3 года назад +3

    16,000 lies and a side order of fries

  • @theupsidedowners2737
    @theupsidedowners2737 4 года назад +408

    Trump: *lies 16,241 times*
    Pinocchio: ight imma head out

    • @RosAlexandher
      @RosAlexandher 4 года назад +3

      LMFAOOO

    • @randomboris
      @randomboris 4 года назад +6

      hahaha. Yup, can't compete with that Pinocchio.

    • @cindysavares1282
      @cindysavares1282 4 года назад +6

      Even the whale who swallowed pinocchio can't take it

    • @rajanlad
      @rajanlad 4 года назад +3

      Trump is like pinocchio only difference is his tie grows longer each time he lie instead of his nose.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +4

      Only with Trump, it's his stomach that grows.

  • @MetalSnowStudios
    @MetalSnowStudios 4 года назад +135

    1:48 Arthur Fleck came to the show tonight

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 года назад +5

      😂🤣👍🏼
      I heard that too...

    • @juliuspeppers6541
      @juliuspeppers6541 4 года назад +2

      MetalSnow Studios DUB

    • @McTahir62
      @McTahir62 4 года назад +5

      THAT LAUGH IS SCARY ON POINT

    • @ajdreach
      @ajdreach 4 года назад +1

      Heard it too! JOKER in real life?

    • @srikarhasthi6575
      @srikarhasthi6575 4 года назад +3

      Dude I was about to comment the same 😂

  • @JDMODJ
    @JDMODJ Год назад +2

    People in audience are laughing at Jimmy’s joke, people around the world are laughing at Donal Trump.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 4 года назад +3

    *_Nostradumbass?!_*
    I'm cackling like the maddest witch now, and yet I cannot hope to match Mr. HA HA HA HAAA!
    Thanks, Jimmy!

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 4 года назад +89

    *_"Donald, fool me once, shame on you! Fool me 16.241 times and I'm your supporter."_*

    • @Scorpy666
      @Scorpy666 4 года назад

      Compared to the left it's nothing. Look at warren, bernie, hilary.
      Hillary had more private emails than 40k.

    • @Scorpy666
      @Scorpy666 4 года назад

      But i guess you're still a young hypocrit

    • @seriesjunkie0074
      @seriesjunkie0074 4 года назад +2

      @@Scorpy666 What?

    • @Scorpy666
      @Scorpy666 4 года назад

      @@seriesjunkie0074 who lied more trump or any democrat running for office?
      I can tell you trump lied less. So i'm not defending him.
      I'm calling you out for the hypocryt you are.
      Clear enough like this?

    • @kidcharlemagne3044
      @kidcharlemagne3044 4 года назад +7

      Michael de Spa that’s not how you spell hypocrite, but that’s hardly surprising considering you can’t even identify one.

  • @verilyheld
    @verilyheld 4 года назад +94

    I swear, he'll look in a mirror one day and say, "I don't know this guy."

    • @dimartec_
      @dimartec_ 4 года назад +2

      verilyheld deserves 1million likes

    • @annazampi8088
      @annazampi8088 4 года назад

      Who does he think he is" Author Fonzereli". 👍👍 not even close
      Heyyy!

    • @AdamA-wg1ko
      @AdamA-wg1ko 4 года назад

      I know, Kimmel isn't too funny lol

  • @checksandbalances6714
    @checksandbalances6714 4 года назад +1

    Your comedy is a public service to America’s sanity - thank you !!

  • @moimiek9300
    @moimiek9300 4 года назад +1

    I am 16, from Germany, and really sorry for you Americans.

  • @whatsmyname5086
    @whatsmyname5086 4 года назад +524

    Yo do you hear a joker laugh in the audience or it just me

    • @RsVinnieVids
      @RsVinnieVids 4 года назад +25

      Jayden Cruz cant unhear this now omg

    • @D5GB
      @D5GB 4 года назад +4

      I heard it too.

    • @lobowolf9406
      @lobowolf9406 4 года назад +7

      It's all in your head dude

    • @adrianalopez-tn2bp
      @adrianalopez-tn2bp 4 года назад +2

      Omg that’s scary

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter 4 года назад +16

      First comment I was looking for.

  • @houboy_7138
    @houboy_7138 4 года назад +162

    Jimmy:
    Random guy in the audience:Ahahaha

  • @bjtv_001
    @bjtv_001 4 года назад +9

    that weird laugh though 😂😂 seem his life depends on it 😂😂

  • @berninsandyeggo
    @berninsandyeggo 4 года назад +2

    I died with “Nostradumbass” 🤣🤣👍🏼

  • @katelinfairchild5216
    @katelinfairchild5216 4 года назад +6

    Kimmel will always be my favorite Saturday night live host. He is the best Jimmy 😂

  • @rdpqueen6498
    @rdpqueen6498 4 года назад +49

    You missed out the one with his hair blowing as he boarded Air Force one😂😂😂😂

    • @QueenBee-gx4rp
      @QueenBee-gx4rp 4 года назад +2

      RDP Queen My favorite.

    • @conniecrawford5231
      @conniecrawford5231 4 года назад +3

      Bald Donnie’s worst enemy - the wind !

    • @JustMe-vk4fn
      @JustMe-vk4fn 4 года назад +3

      My absolute favorite tRump's ascent up the steps of Air Farce One is the one where he has a piece of paper stuck to the heel of his shoe..... :D

    • @christinepierce7560
      @christinepierce7560 4 года назад

      Just Me 👩‍🎤 The toilet 🚽 paper on his shoe is my favorite as well 🤗

    • @hitchensghost
      @hitchensghost 4 года назад

      gotta vote for the hair.

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg 3 года назад +9

    *_“I’ve known jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” - stable genius, 2002_*

    • @TJ_Reactz
      @TJ_Reactz 3 года назад +1

      Yeah TURNIP 2002

  • @rockinrobby19
    @rockinrobby19 4 года назад +1

    Kimmel walked into a room the other day and farted... EVERYONE said, “your voice has changed, *butt your breath smells the same.* “

  • @kevinodonnell261
    @kevinodonnell261 4 года назад +16

    Jimmy, I've never devoted a second to any season of The Bachelor.

  • @wendellmarthers3519
    @wendellmarthers3519 4 года назад +6

    Does McConnell have to wear a tie to keep his tongue from falling out of his mouth?

  • @basedsuntzu1163
    @basedsuntzu1163 4 года назад +3

    I feel like there's a Joker in the crowd.

  • @jman3937
    @jman3937 3 года назад +1

    Once the laugh is heard it cannot be unheard

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 4 года назад +142

    I’m still baffled why Trump didn’t burst into flames the moment he touched that Bible.

    • @logic7753
      @logic7753 4 года назад +7

      Flesh colored gloves?

    • @michaelweston7748
      @michaelweston7748 4 года назад +3

      Name one lie!

    • @taaj4403
      @taaj4403 4 года назад +5

      @@michaelweston7748 The perfect call?

    • @PitFriend1
      @PitFriend1 4 года назад +6

      Michael Weston Which one of the 16,000+ since Trump took office?

    • @abortretryfail9350
      @abortretryfail9350 4 года назад +4

      @@michaelweston7748 "I'm going to build a big, beautiful wall and _Mexico_ is going to pay for it?"

  • @ASMRMuzz
    @ASMRMuzz 4 года назад +203

    Ken Starr is terrible, welcome to the team Ken.
    The insanity has been normalised.

    • @scottplumer3668
      @scottplumer3668 4 года назад +4

      You nailed it.

    • @johnvanzyl2960
      @johnvanzyl2960 4 года назад

      Any fact to backup your false narrative? Nope! Try again Sweetheart.

    • @byronp2311
      @byronp2311 4 года назад +13

      @@johnvanzyl2960 You Trumpist snowflakes are SO easily triggered.

    • @imwithme2389
      @imwithme2389 4 года назад

      more like 16,241 times he pissed off liberals

    • @erikh448
      @erikh448 4 года назад +11

      @@imwithme2389 Only liberals care about lying? Interesting.

  • @vincentrye4338
    @vincentrye4338 3 года назад +1

    If he has told all these lies then why are unemployment rate at a all time down

  • @TraitorFelon.14.3
    @TraitorFelon.14.3 4 года назад +5

    Anyone else wonder how the economy can be Great and they still find a need to issue 20 year bonds?

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 4 года назад +33

    You didn't add the picture of his hair blowing in the wind, making him look like Voldemort 😂

  • @jockumt7063
    @jockumt7063 4 года назад +11

    Donny Twittler is really giving Pinocchio a run for his money

  • @user-zv6yb9oo1p
    @user-zv6yb9oo1p 4 года назад +4

    I keep forgetting this is part of entertainment industry when I started taking US politics seriously.

  • @JonsTunes
    @JonsTunes 4 года назад

    And yet the American public has allowed this!

  • @ongogablogian3431
    @ongogablogian3431 4 года назад +110

    16,000 lies and a side order of fries, from our president.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +1

      He looks like someone tried to fry him and failed.

    • @youtuber6185
      @youtuber6185 4 года назад

      16,000 lies he told or were told about him? Trump could say it’s Sunday night and the left would report that in fact it’s Monday morning.... in Germany.

    • @stevewarwick2103
      @stevewarwick2103 4 года назад +1

      Don't forget the chicken nuggets!

    • @youtuber6185
      @youtuber6185 4 года назад

      Wait Whet but I hear the media lying about the context of what he’s saying. They said he said all Hispanics are rapists and he never said all Mexicans are rapists. When he corrected them they used that as one of HIS lies. I could give you 100 examples.

    • @youtuber6185
      @youtuber6185 4 года назад +1

      Wait Whet because the border is ran by rapists , drug dealers and murderers. When referring to these drug dealers and human traffickers that go back and forth across the borders it’s ok to call out the bad ones. Didn’t he say Mexico isn’t sending their best and brightest to the border? How can they both have “best” and “all rapists”????
      Context is everything

  • @budfudlackersucksputinscoc4702
    @budfudlackersucksputinscoc4702 4 года назад +74

    "........how do i make martin luther king jr. day about me?....."

    • @briobarb8525
      @briobarb8525 4 года назад +3

      That's an easy one for Trump. He's a narcissist!

    • @yogijones8527
      @yogijones8527 4 года назад +1

      I'm Trump briefly, I was elected on this day 3 years ago....... Selfish

  • @donnadrake5776
    @donnadrake5776 Месяц назад +1

    I think it's more like
    29 thousand times!!

  • @samantharodriguez4404
    @samantharodriguez4404 4 года назад +1

    Man oh man the TRUTH is finally coming out 🙌🏼

  • @yojetsharma7549
    @yojetsharma7549 4 года назад +67

    There is one man's laughter in the back that sounds like Joker's.

    • @sydjonah9556
      @sydjonah9556 4 года назад +3

      Hahahahahaha !!!!

    • @howwedoit98
      @howwedoit98 4 года назад

      I literally just saw this as I was thinking the same thing hahaha 😂😂

    • @filafuentes
      @filafuentes 4 года назад

      Istg he super loud 😂😂😂

  • @johnanthony2333
    @johnanthony2333 4 года назад +119

    "Journalists will be confined to an area inside Mitch McConnell's throat pouch"

    • @msimpson9455
      @msimpson9455 4 года назад +3

      That's what I'm calling it now, throat pouch😄

    • @bugeye8749
      @bugeye8749 4 года назад +4

      Or face sack

    • @sadiesadielowlow
      @sadiesadielowlow 4 года назад +2

      I’ll take the over on how many we can fit. That’s a huge pouch.

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 4 года назад +1

      It's bigger than the ones kangaroos have.

  • @glennsankey8186
    @glennsankey8186 4 года назад +1

    FUNNY HE STILL HAS A LONG WAY TO GO TO CATCH UP WITH PELOSI AND SCHIFF.

  • @philbreslin1478
    @philbreslin1478 Год назад +1

    I scroll through RUclips and every clip about trump GROSSES ME OUT!!!!!!!

  • @thatthingthatisaid65
    @thatthingthatisaid65 4 года назад +108

    Donocchio , every lie making him wider.

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 года назад +2

      🤥

    • @prezbige
      @prezbige 4 года назад +3

      Lol never heard that name but it's funny and true

    • @seriesjunkie0074
      @seriesjunkie0074 4 года назад

      Damn, that name is awesome!

  • @MrDan11422
    @MrDan11422 4 года назад +6

    I had a dream, then I woke up to a nightmare.

  • @comradeseal9923
    @comradeseal9923 3 года назад +2

    He really messed up when he walked in front of the Queen of England

  • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
    @georgeb.wolffsohn30 4 года назад

    I work with kids and the money goes to help kids so I bought the book. It's hilarious ! ! ! Buy the book !

  • @life_like_this__1777
    @life_like_this__1777 4 года назад +42

    The world without Donald trump .. that’s a world we all wanna live in 🤷🏼‍♂️🥂

    • @monemusic1428
      @monemusic1428 4 года назад

      "we all"
      How did he get elected if all of us hate him enough to not want to live in a world with him?

  • @mleggieri801
    @mleggieri801 4 года назад +9

    And . . . that's the lies we know about! There's a million more, because his life is nothing but a lie!!!

  • @Chieffinskidz
    @Chieffinskidz 3 года назад +2

    Lmaoo my guy got impeached 2 times in a span of One year 😂😂😂

  • @Vipton__
    @Vipton__ 4 года назад +2

    Wow,22 false claims PER DAY

    • @Vipton__
      @Vipton__ 4 года назад +2

      Give the man a award

  • @irunwiththedead9777
    @irunwiththedead9777 4 года назад +8

    Everytime Trump opens his mouth it brings us a little closer to Armageddon.😐

  • @christiangarcia1645
    @christiangarcia1645 4 года назад +21

    Who else would love to see Rudy Giuliani testify? 😂😂

  • @airflow0
    @airflow0 3 года назад +1

    16241 times, 8 months ago. I ponder what the number is now.

  • @Chet_Brinkley
    @Chet_Brinkley 3 года назад +2

    Trump is said to have to wear a diaper often, especially on the golf course. Aides close to him say he often must change his diaper routinely during a round of golf.

  • @charzipuddin6129
    @charzipuddin6129 4 года назад +17

    Has it been only three years?? Gah, seems like three decades🥴

  • @cryptospin2060
    @cryptospin2060 4 года назад +26

    Whats your favorite lie? Mine is when he said that the noise from windmills cause cancer lol

    • @elisabethenglisch3835
      @elisabethenglisch3835 4 года назад +8

      The dishwashers and toilets thing.

    • @Munrubenmuz
      @Munrubenmuz 4 года назад +4

      When he said the kidney has a special place in the heart.

    • @pfeiffdog0811
      @pfeiffdog0811 4 года назад +5

      I like to start with two early ones. That he won in a landslide and that his crowd size was bigger than Obama’s.

    • @kijones8883
      @kijones8883 4 года назад +1

      When he said Mexico's gonna pay for his useless wall

    • @shanehorvath9711
      @shanehorvath9711 4 года назад +1

      Raking forests will stop forest fires...but there are so many classics.

  • @trenton7432
    @trenton7432 3 года назад +2

    If anyone reads this please tell me how long trump's nose would be if he was pinocchio.

  • @RJavierYepesDeV
    @RJavierYepesDeV 4 года назад +4

    "The Great uniter" ! Hahaha
    Excellent video!
    Quito-Ecuador
    2020

  • @WordslingingStephen
    @WordslingingStephen 4 года назад +9

    Nostradumbass! Ha! Love it!