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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 38 тыс.

  • @xs0crates413
    @xs0crates413  7 лет назад +115269

    If you're going to repost my video, at least credit me lol

    • @tomtota2962
      @tomtota2962 7 лет назад +3725

      this is so funny😂😂😂

    • @codyc1812
      @codyc1812 7 лет назад +3954

      An unexamined life is not worth living.
      -you

    • @famousrex3613
      @famousrex3613 7 лет назад +2746

      no

    • @xs0crates413
      @xs0crates413  7 лет назад +5052

      uuuuuuuuh

    • @le9038
      @le9038 7 лет назад +626

      Nah you trolling

  • @cartonofegg
    @cartonofegg 4 года назад +23626

    I like how everyone had agreed that the way he says onion is “oño”

    • @mibkle
      @mibkle 4 года назад +33

      🤣

    • @thediaxd3747
      @thediaxd3747 4 года назад +50

      Yeah xD
      Oh...i mean
      LLÉ...not yeah

    • @fabovondestory
      @fabovondestory 4 года назад +2

      True

    • @mohammadfahrurrozy8082
      @mohammadfahrurrozy8082 4 года назад +83

      Rip onyo

    • @yorusuyasoul69420
      @yorusuyasoul69420 4 года назад +117

      Lyrics
      How do we dice an onio
      Teh onio
      Look at that
      oOOh
      To the good onio
      Good onio
      Ze heavy onio
      A six pawn onio
      Solso a good onio
      With the onio
      This is the tip of the onio
      The onio
      The onyOo it's not the knife around the onio
      Remove the paper skin of the onio
      Dice an onio
      And onio
      Cut the onio in half
      The onio and onio
      Then the onio
      Onio with onio
      Onio way here
      Onio
      Onio
      Onio
      The End

  • @ninijendeukie7466
    @ninijendeukie7466 5 лет назад +17895

    I actually appreciate these random recommendations from youtube.

  • @MrJedabak
    @MrJedabak 4 года назад +3191

    “The oño is not the knife around the oño”
    Wisdom.

  • @vaisakhps8642
    @vaisakhps8642 Год назад +711

    Meanwhile at the Olympics. Onyo marks get set

  • @sharonrichy777
    @sharonrichy777 4 года назад +3116

    The content doesn’t matter. If the vid is less than a minute, I’m clicking it.

  • @mintythekid119
    @mintythekid119 5 лет назад +2061

    you can only do this ONYO kitchen

  • @ghosthabituations
    @ghosthabituations 5 лет назад +28530

    “Good onyo is a heavy onyo”
    The words of a wise man

  • @usuarioextra9324
    @usuarioextra9324 Месяц назад +306

    0:10 THE OÑOOO

  • @Ugnnnnn764
    @Ugnnnnn764 4 года назад +3034

    "a good oño is a heavy oño"
    Respect the words of knowledge

    • @Joshua_Knowles_
      @Joshua_Knowles_ 4 года назад +17

      oignon

    • @EmuOtoriInAMountain
      @EmuOtoriInAMountain 4 года назад +11

      He is speaking the lenguaje of oños xD

    • @TornAaPaRt
      @TornAaPaRt 4 года назад +3

      Rip notifications

    • @Intelligence_Failure
      @Intelligence_Failure Месяц назад +1

      he's actually making a good point: oños lose density when they get old, even before they get soft. oño tissue is slightly spongy and takes up air while water evaporates. if you have two oños of equal size, and one is heavier, that's a fresher and tastier oño.

  • @PonyoVEVO
    @PonyoVEVO 5 лет назад +35782

    Onion : “Who are you?”
    *O Ñ O* : “I am you... But stronger”

  • @Crons_Squared
    @Crons_Squared 4 года назад +3100

    Everyone talks about him and the oño, but no one talks about how perfectly he cuts the oño

    • @Aureus282
      @Aureus282 4 года назад +17

      I mean he is a professional chef

    • @gabrielcarvalho1617
      @gabrielcarvalho1617 4 года назад +12

      and its a video teaching how to cut perfectly a onyon

    • @bigsmoke6482
      @bigsmoke6482 4 года назад

      1000 likes and 3 comments only??

    • @ServetS
      @ServetS 4 года назад +2

      Onuyon

    • @iwillsalt2020
      @iwillsalt2020 4 года назад +2

      @@gabrielcarvalho1617 oño*

  • @everydaylife2200
    @everydaylife2200 Год назад +1337

    my name is onion, but everybody calls me onyo

  • @alvaroromer9549
    @alvaroromer9549 5 лет назад +2381

    "An oño with a oñon" 0:07
    That part touches my spirit

  • @orca6110
    @orca6110 5 лет назад +1987

    Can we take a moment to appreciate this six pound onion for a moment?

  • @haggzap
    @haggzap 4 года назад +3897

    I’m not crying...someone’s just chopping oño in here

  • @XAVR_
    @XAVR_ 2 месяца назад +93

    0:21 ah he almost had it there

  • @elikosim848
    @elikosim848 3 года назад +6849

    Producer: why can’t you pronounce onion correctly?
    Chef: i donyo

    • @dilsher2010
      @dilsher2010 3 года назад +140

      I littrely laughed at it 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @cookie-nzl8940
      @cookie-nzl8940 3 года назад +17

      @@dilsher2010 same 😄

    • @soulscream009
      @soulscream009 3 года назад +18

      Lmao this comment gonna over 1k for sure

    • @RealArchitArya
      @RealArchitArya 3 года назад +23

      Imma leave my comment here just in case this gets famous.

    • @soubhagyavijay2587
      @soubhagyavijay2587 3 года назад +7

      LMFAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOOAA Its like 1 am rn and i am cracking hard in my bed reading this comment. M trying too hard to not even let a squeak outta my sheets. I realized i just soaked a corner of my sheets a lil bit tryna stuff it in my mouth to stop laughing

  • @bartholomewdan
    @bartholomewdan 5 лет назад +64875

    This guy: *OÑO*
    Me, in tears: it's beautiful

    • @550arizona
      @550arizona 5 лет назад +736

      _oño_

    • @docteurgryzlar6394
      @docteurgryzlar6394 5 лет назад +512

      Bartholomew Dan it’s actually spelled « oignon ». He’s French. Onion in French is oignon

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 5 лет назад +185

      @@docteurgryzlar6394 cool beans

    • @UnableMuffin58
      @UnableMuffin58 5 лет назад +395

      Are you in tears because the onion

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 5 лет назад +143

      @@UnableMuffin58 Congratulations, you picked up on the joke

  • @keddchups
    @keddchups 4 года назад +15161

    Onion: Who are you?
    Onyo: I'm you, but better.

    • @alancastillo5775
      @alancastillo5775 4 года назад +352

      Oño: Hold my skin...

    • @mateuszabramek7015
      @mateuszabramek7015 4 года назад +166

      @@alancastillo5775 which layer?

    • @Kckr
      @Kckr 4 года назад +118

      @@mateuszabramek7015 the 69th

    • @star_thingy9523
      @star_thingy9523 4 года назад +63

      Actually the 66642069th skin is the most freshest skin.

    • @Kckr
      @Kckr 4 года назад +48

      @@star_thingy9523 oh i didn't know that.
      But it sounds fresh as hell

  • @a_namele96l_Iht_clreadh_4r
    @a_namele96l_Iht_clreadh_4r 10 месяцев назад +67

    Video title: Onion
    17 million people: INTERESTING

    • @Kamawan0
      @Kamawan0 Месяц назад +1

      I miss comments like this. Thank you.

  • @babyimmigrant3586
    @babyimmigrant3586 4 года назад +2657

    Category: News and politics
    *HE'S GOT MY VOTE*

  • @wkshusiwnb2h27w7ww
    @wkshusiwnb2h27w7ww 4 года назад +4185

    “The oño is *NOT* the knife around the oño”
    Well said, truer words were never spoken

  • @jonsmiths6192
    @jonsmiths6192 4 года назад +3280

    Me: “6.1 million views? How so?”
    Chef: “onyo”
    Me: “ah yes.”

  • @A·c·h·i·l·l·l·e·s·Last·Stand
    @A·c·h·i·l·l·l·e·s·Last·Stand 7 месяцев назад +247

    I showed this to a French guy at work and he was confused cos "is that not how you say oneeyo?"

    • @xavierdupuy5574
      @xavierdupuy5574 6 месяцев назад +12

      Im french and even for a frebch person he prononce it so fuckibg weirdly

    • @clesilver220
      @clesilver220 6 месяцев назад +1

      Why tf you lyiiing... #
      More seriously, that’s not how it’s pronounced in french either

    • @LordReskiy
      @LordReskiy 2 месяца назад

      Apparently the person in this video is French. So it's just them or...?

  • @nahpets2345
    @nahpets2345 5 лет назад +21321

    Me: I hate these strange videos in my recommendation list.
    RUclips: Hold my *OÑO*

  • @Goldjade14
    @Goldjade14 4 года назад +1967

    “I hate this vegetable “
    JP: Onion you didn’t

  • @ChefJeanPierre
    @ChefJeanPierre 3 года назад +6401

    2021 Version Coming Soon! 😱

  • @MustardKingCustard
    @MustardKingCustard 3 месяца назад +6

    This video popped up on my feed about 4 years ago and I searched for the chef. It led me to Chef Jean Pierre's RUclips channel. I have never stopped watching him since. He is the greatest chef I've ever seen. Not only is he an incredibly skilled chef, but he also does all of his videos in pretty much one-take, mistakes and all; unlike the other chefs who cut these things out, he shows you the mistakes that chefs make. He normalises cooking. He also explains why you are doing what you are doing and states the science behind it. On top of that, his charisma is incredible. Chef JP is a legend.

    • @Kamawan0
      @Kamawan0 Месяц назад

      This is heartwarming!

  • @adarshsridhar6051
    @adarshsridhar6051 4 года назад +1471

    “A real Onion makes you cry physically, but an Oño makes your heart cry as much as much as a fake quote does”
    -Nikola Tesla

  • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
    @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 4 года назад +6901

    this sounds like an American guy trying to sound like a French guy trying to sound like a Japanese guy saying onion

  • @humanllusion590
    @humanllusion590 4 года назад +2263

    Everyone: Oño wtf ?
    French: Ah yes, an english man who knows how to pronunce "oignon"

    • @milkeyway7105
      @milkeyway7105 4 года назад +7

      @ yes but the point is the pronunciation was correct. Not like the only right pronunciation is french

    • @antzero4609
      @antzero4609 4 года назад

      Oñio

    • @cesruhf2605
      @cesruhf2605 4 года назад

      yeah he says onion in french but speaks in some sort of western accent

    • @cesruhf2605
      @cesruhf2605 4 года назад

      @Kyubi Ultime I say it "oñon" with "on" with the nose and with an "n" at the end that's barely heard

    • @cesruhf2605
      @cesruhf2605 4 года назад

      @Kyubi Ultime that's why I said it's basically non existent

  • @Bartholo-meow
    @Bartholo-meow Год назад +20

    Chanson de l'Oignon starts playing

  • @bxsicqlly
    @bxsicqlly 4 года назад +6285

    *"Onion"*
    *"Onio"*
    *"Onnio"*
    *"Onyo"*
    *"Oño"*

  • @c0balt5
    @c0balt5 4 года назад +3656

    Me trying to cut onions in the kitchen:
    My eyes: *oh ño*

  • @mauriziobernaez1763
    @mauriziobernaez1763 4 года назад +1520

    _“This is a 6 pound Oño.”_
    _-Oño cheff_

  • @Suke_su-ke
    @Suke_su-ke 11 месяцев назад +324

    なんでオススメに上がってきたのか知らないけど、風邪引いてる時にこれを見て笑いすぎて咳が止まらなくなった

    • @toyuki6367
      @toyuki6367 11 месяцев назад +14

      That’s wholesome

    • @loll_o_ooo
      @loll_o_ooo 10 месяцев назад +14

      日本人いたっ!

    • @loll_o_ooo
      @loll_o_ooo 10 месяцев назад

      @@toyuki6367(末期)

    • @rasnauf
      @rasnauf 10 месяцев назад +26

      オニョ

    • @name-ni3jc
      @name-ni3jc 10 месяцев назад +3

      oniou

  • @crazycarbonara
    @crazycarbonara 5 лет назад +13678

    Plot twist: he is the only one pronouncing it correctly while we’re wrong

    • @bensblues
      @bensblues 5 лет назад +444

      or he's just french

    • @michaeldhand
      @michaeldhand 5 лет назад +222

      @@bensblues no, i think oño is superior

    • @youalldoit
      @youalldoit 5 лет назад +83

      @@bensblues what's bothering me is that even in french, the way he says it sounds a bit wrong.

    • @rukakoaye5368
      @rukakoaye5368 5 лет назад +74

      @@youalldoit nah its french dude source I speak french

    • @josh-cd2ym
      @josh-cd2ym 5 лет назад +21

      Mick yall all spelling it wrong it’s oñõ bc the o is nasalised

  • @yuchien_huang
    @yuchien_huang 3 года назад +3557

    It’s only 28 seconds passed and I forgot how to say _“Onion”_ correctly.

    • @saremsan1801
      @saremsan1801 3 года назад +48

      I'm french so not much change here

    • @ChitraaStudios
      @ChitraaStudios 3 года назад +1

      Your 500th like

    • @user-nj7rc4op4s
      @user-nj7rc4op4s 3 года назад +4

      歐牛

    • @papycoima
      @papycoima 3 года назад +4

      Uh-nee-uhn (i guess)

    • @NatureLead
      @NatureLead 3 года назад +3

      may be that is the correct way of saying it, stick to it, XD.....

  • @Karma_Police24
    @Karma_Police24 4 года назад +1992

    Nobody:
    Chefs: *A GOOD OÑO IS A HEAVY OÑO*

    • @anandig8449
      @anandig8449 4 года назад +20

      ㅇñㅇ

    • @anandig8449
      @anandig8449 4 года назад +12

      iTs A SiX pOuNd ㅇNo

    • @alfiegx6820
      @alfiegx6820 4 года назад +4

      Blossom oh no, he can’t say 𝗢𝗡̃𝗢 cuz he doesn’t have the ñ on his keyboard ☹︎

    • @lifeissimple128
      @lifeissimple128 4 года назад +4

      *ØÑØ*

  • @NamasteBlues
    @NamasteBlues Год назад +10

    Life goes oniyo oniyo oniyo

  • @ZacCarpenter
    @ZacCarpenter 3 года назад +25726

    Cuts finger while chopping Onions: Oh-nyo!

  • @breadbrad2271
    @breadbrad2271 4 года назад +1604

    Category:
    *News and Politics*

  • @kaguyasama03
    @kaguyasama03 4 года назад +1430

    mom : cut this onion.
    me : what is onion? , i just know oño my dear mama.

    • @foodwar2175
      @foodwar2175 4 года назад +1

      Todoroki is that you

    • @kaguyasama03
      @kaguyasama03 4 года назад +3

      @@foodwar2175 how did u know me? r u villain? show urself

    • @dustsans9859
      @dustsans9859 4 года назад

      dyrrothy kaneki Omae wa mu shindeiru

    • @kaguyasama03
      @kaguyasama03 4 года назад

      @@dustsans9859 NANIIIII

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 года назад +1

      Excuse me *M O T H E R* I have never heard of this onion you ate speaking of...

  • @AmbientDreamEscapes
    @AmbientDreamEscapes Месяц назад +3

    I only have to touch the knife on the on-yon and I cry, he's superhuman

  • @shishma949
    @shishma949 4 года назад +3367

    Me: cutting vegetables
    Mom: Why are you giggling
    Me: nothing
    My head: oño

  • @sandvich4
    @sandvich4 4 года назад +3352

    People:onyo onio oño
    Me: how is he not crying.

    • @erito9507
      @erito9507 4 года назад +116

      He is crying inside

    • @michaelchallis4129
      @michaelchallis4129 4 года назад +32

      He has nothing to be sad about.

    • @sandvich4
      @sandvich4 4 года назад +13

      @@michaelchallis4129 do you get the joke?

    • @purpleflowers8723
      @purpleflowers8723 4 года назад +4

      Same lol

    • @law2637
      @law2637 4 года назад +24

      Because he didn't cut the end of the oño

  • @kylenu8311
    @kylenu8311 4 года назад +2232

    "I love your French accent, say something sexy"
    "OÑO"

    • @planktontimberhill7177
      @planktontimberhill7177 4 года назад +16

      Thats spanish (woosh?)

    • @lou-pf6sj
      @lou-pf6sj 4 года назад +43

      @@planktontimberhill7177 the ñ is a Spanish letter yes but in French onion is oignon, pronounced oño/onio

    • @zigabulga9780
      @zigabulga9780 4 года назад +10

      @@planktontimberhill7177 The guy is french, his name is Jean-Pierre look at the end

    • @hk-ex4gw
      @hk-ex4gw 4 года назад +1

      @@zigabulga9780 HOHO you are approaching me

    • @zigabulga9780
      @zigabulga9780 4 года назад

      @@hk-ex4gw ?

  • @astroturfisadude
    @astroturfisadude 16 дней назад +2

    why did "oño" make laugh so uncontrollably hard 😭

  • @coffeegamer360
    @coffeegamer360 4 года назад +1681

    Plot twist - This is how onion is actually pronounced.

  • @againstballveer5316
    @againstballveer5316 5 лет назад +11409

    Did I ask for this? No.
    Did I watch this? Yes.
    Did I enjoy watching it? Yes.

  • @p.f.886
    @p.f.886 5 лет назад +5924

    Therapist: don't worry, *oño* doesn't exist. It can't hurt you.
    Oño:

    • @JustPeachyHun
      @JustPeachyHun 5 лет назад +5

      a g u s t d e e 귀엽다 sHOOK

    • @phillychese
      @phillychese 5 лет назад +10

      Laughs in OÑO

    • @arbitrarylib
      @arbitrarylib 5 лет назад +3

      What

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 5 лет назад +2

      How about something original for once?
      This didn't even make sense!
      It was the guy speaking.

    • @tombarr3329
      @tombarr3329 4 года назад +8

      Actually, this is oignon

  • @CarluMACHI
    @CarluMACHI 11 месяцев назад +349

    おにょおにょ
    ぉおにょ!
    おにょおにょおにょ
    おにょおにょ
    おぉ〜にょおにょ
    おぉにょおにょおにょおにょ

  • @tizamusic6168
    @tizamusic6168 5 лет назад +1333

    *You know it’s going to be a good video when the title is only one word*

    • @beeuwu5603
      @beeuwu5603 5 лет назад +35

      tati.

    • @pc-ls9xv
      @pc-ls9xv 5 лет назад +3

      Bee uwu omg lmao im crying

    • @nae5204
      @nae5204 5 лет назад

      Bruh you already know!!! I was like I gotta watch this video😂😂

    • @Y6637
      @Y6637 5 лет назад +1

      @@beeuwu5603 exactly what I was thinking

    • @AbelleveMe
      @AbelleveMe 5 лет назад +1

      EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT when i saw this in the suggestions. 5 sec in started lmaoing

  • @ForeverF1
    @ForeverF1 4 года назад +3087

    My teacher- what’s so funny
    Me- nothing
    My brain - OñO oño Oño

  • @Insertsmth
    @Insertsmth 4 года назад +3327

    April 21, 2020
    Notes:
    - Year of the Corona
    - The *_OÑO_* has found me again.

    • @SLMFKRZ
      @SLMFKRZ 4 года назад +23

      In our darkest hour, the oño will deliver us from chaos

    • @Aethelhadas
      @Aethelhadas 4 года назад +3

      - My Birthday 🥺

    • @nate_river_
      @nate_river_ 4 года назад +1

      Rules for life, man. You never stop going big OÑO.

    • @joshuhigashikata9201
      @joshuhigashikata9201 4 года назад

      April 24th

    • @joshuhigashikata9201
      @joshuhigashikata9201 4 года назад +1

      @@Aethelhadas happy happy happy happy birthday

  • @wavybasilisk7330
    @wavybasilisk7330 4 месяца назад +3

    Despite him saying "ONIO",that onion is actually so big

  • @aadarshhanuman
    @aadarshhanuman 4 года назад +3640

    If you don’t understand what the Chef says,
    The Jokes’ *”ON YOU”*

  • @guy9649
    @guy9649 5 лет назад +2615

    Me: complains about RUclips recommendations
    RUclips: how about an oño?
    Me: why not

  • @niranjan6638
    @niranjan6638 3 года назад +2459

    Onion: tears
    Oño: laughter

    • @iamwhatiam3861
      @iamwhatiam3861 3 года назад +10

      very underrated comment XDDDD

    • @henenglunkim9571
      @henenglunkim9571 3 года назад +7

      @@iamwhatiam3861 very underrated comment XDDDD

    • @asagatch
      @asagatch 3 года назад +8

      @@henenglunkim9571 very underrated comment XDDDD

    • @koolshrooms437
      @koolshrooms437 3 года назад +8

      tears of laughter

    • @pranav8830
      @pranav8830 3 года назад +5

      @@asagatch very underrated comment XDDDD

  • @Asylia5911
    @Asylia5911 2 месяца назад +2

    I quote this way too often and absolutely no one knows what I’m referring to when I do

  • @Sakuralexis
    @Sakuralexis 5 лет назад +2807

    Non French speakers : "oh my French accent is so sexy"
    This vid:

    • @pianopanicattack
      @pianopanicattack 5 лет назад +3

      Replying to show you how many likes you have

    • @sab_a_lam
      @sab_a_lam 5 лет назад +35

      this video is sexy what are you talking about

    • @iKnowaNoah
      @iKnowaNoah 5 лет назад +9

      I have no idea what the joke here is. This video is a definition in and of itself and the term 'sexy'.

    • @자시엘-l1s
      @자시엘-l1s 5 лет назад +6

      This vid: I'm about to destroy this people's entire stereotype

    • @pachioni7943
      @pachioni7943 5 лет назад +5

      OUI OUI C'EST TRÉS BIEN OÑO!!!

  • @shafiqshamsuri2283
    @shafiqshamsuri2283 3 года назад +2093

    Remember kids, "A good onio,is a heavy onio"

    • @eshtiak545
      @eshtiak545 3 года назад +1

      @Nicolas FET

    • @keatonmiller7883
      @keatonmiller7883 3 года назад

      Umm. Spelled oño.

    • @seebeez
      @seebeez 3 года назад

      Chonky onio are the best onio

    • @parkkinglot892
      @parkkinglot892 4 месяца назад

      What about light onyos? Stop onyo discrimination.

  • @IghtIguess
    @IghtIguess 5 лет назад +6391

    RUclips: *ONION*
    9.1 million people: *I N T E R E S T I N G*

  • @No.1_Flaptzy_hater
    @No.1_Flaptzy_hater 4 года назад +6732

    The World: *Is struggling over a pandemic*
    RUclips: oNyo

  • @goofyaahman3497
    @goofyaahman3497 3 года назад +2857

    0% violence
    0% noise
    0% nudity
    .......
    100% OÑO
    Thank god!!!! , I found my comment , it was more than a month ago.

    • @zlatarex1265
      @zlatarex1265 3 года назад

      :DD ruclips.net/video/YWcrfp_dXKM/видео.html

    • @goofyaahman3497
      @goofyaahman3497 3 года назад +4

      @Jin Hit Entertaement Official U need an Oscar , kid

    • @helpiamstuck5439
      @helpiamstuck5439 3 года назад

      @Jin Hit Entertaement Official as expected from jin hit entertainment 😏

    • @BabyIzumii
      @BabyIzumii 3 года назад

      Happy 1k ONO🥳

    • @goofyaahman3497
      @goofyaahman3497 3 года назад

      @@BabyIzumii a good OÑO is a heavy OÑO
      I got 1K OÑO

  • @astrallitwick5490
    @astrallitwick5490 4 года назад +1324

    “What’s your favorite food?”
    “Oño”

  • @burlyzulu
    @burlyzulu Год назад +4

    "I’m a onion, Mason!"

  • @faysus
    @faysus 5 лет назад +8093

    Onion makes me cry
    *O Ñ O M A K E S M E L A U G H*

  • @coc__
    @coc__ 4 года назад +1668

    *Lyrics:*
    How do we dice an oño
    A oño, look at dat, uuuh
    It is a good oño
    Good oño is a heavy oño!
    It's a six pound oño
    It's also an oño with the oño is put
    This is the tip of the oño
    Of the oño
    The oñò it's not
    the knife around the oño
    Remove the paper skin of the oño
    To dice an oño... _an oño_
    Cut the oño in half
    On the oño, an oño
    Then the oño, the oño with oñoN
    *oño*
    Oño right here!
    Soño
    Oño
    *THE OÑO*
    _instrumental outro_

    • @Cuppersiano
      @Cuppersiano 4 года назад +37

      Best lyrics ever made

    • @coc__
      @coc__ 4 года назад +7

      @@Cuppersiano thank you

    • @stonestone9001
      @stonestone9001 4 года назад +6

      Oño 'right' here not oño 'over' here btw

    • @coc__
      @coc__ 4 года назад +2

      leoleone thank you for the correction

    • @kiamiau
      @kiamiau 4 года назад +5

      UNDERRATED COMMENT LSBDKSBSMFBS

  • @elliottderose5458
    @elliottderose5458 3 года назад +1773

    Someone explain to me why I clicked on a video called “onion.”

    • @wolfhawk41
      @wolfhawk41 3 года назад +9

      Same. It seemed so simple. I trusted the onion would bring me joy

    • @John117XC
      @John117XC 3 года назад +7

      A recommended video which is less than a minute: must be gold!

    • @89sm
      @89sm 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @89sm
      @89sm 3 года назад +2

      Need 2 cry

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 3 года назад +5

      Because it’s only 29 seconds long and has over 11 million views. Gotta click on that.

  • @nimomemre6550
    @nimomemre6550 11 месяцев назад +3

    When you got to write an essay of 1500 words 💀

  • @yiumyoumsan6997
    @yiumyoumsan6997 5 лет назад +8153

    Oño : *exists*
    Onion : *_Am I a joke to you?_*

    • @nxmso34
      @nxmso34 5 лет назад +8

      😂

    • @epicderp6167
      @epicderp6167 5 лет назад +5

      Bless your soul owo

    • @SoroBoio
      @SoroBoio 5 лет назад +28

      this makes no sense and is in no way funny

    • @evolxzione
      @evolxzione 5 лет назад

      @@epicderp6167

    • @sarax9178
      @sarax9178 5 лет назад +2

      h
      People clearly have made sense of it and I find it funny.

  • @M.A.A9524
    @M.A.A9524 4 года назад +16346

    0% Sex
    0% Drugs
    40% Cooking Show
    60% *OÑO*

  • @pauldg6631
    @pauldg6631 5 лет назад +1834

    "The oño is not the knife around the oño."
    - Chef Oño, 2019

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 5 лет назад +28

      @Christopher Robinson
      *Chef Oño Pierre - 2017

    • @karl9313
      @karl9313 5 лет назад +22

      - Chef Oño, 20ño

    • @MegaChorro123
      @MegaChorro123 5 лет назад +1

      Paul De Guzman
      Lmao “Chef Ono” 💀

    • @maranne_
      @maranne_ 5 лет назад +1

      Oño

    • @Shidetsa
      @Shidetsa 5 лет назад +1

      SHe's JuSt A fRIenD poor marinette

  • @Jombo1
    @Jombo1 Год назад +1

    I'm glad we've all collectively agreed that "oño" is the correct proper spelling.

  • @louis-lk1yp
    @louis-lk1yp 5 лет назад +4432

    no one:
    youtube recommendations: *ya'll experience the oño*

  • @MonAhgasInsomniAroELF
    @MonAhgasInsomniAroELF 4 года назад +1357

    What did the onion say when he saw the chef coming at him with a knife?
    "Oño!"

  • @chickennuggets852
    @chickennuggets852 4 года назад +1081

    Normal people : this is an onion
    The chef : Guess what!! Joke's "on-yo"

  • @stayelevated4205
    @stayelevated4205 Год назад +49

    " a good onyo is a heavy onyo"
    - Sun Tzu -

  • @pabloschultz5192
    @pabloschultz5192 5 лет назад +2611

    Am I crying because of the onion...
    OR THE OÑO!

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 3 года назад +4244

    0:25
    *nYO-*
    *a-*

  • @Totally_not_tatao
    @Totally_not_tatao 4 года назад +2538

    Is no one gonna talk about how humongous and gorgeous that oño looks

    • @Adam-018
      @Adam-018 4 года назад +25

      It a beautiful OÑO

    • @ssyub
      @ssyub 4 года назад +9

      That’s a pretty normal sized oño in most of Europe lol

    • @Adam-018
      @Adam-018 4 года назад +4

      @@ssyub yes oño

    • @Totally_not_tatao
      @Totally_not_tatao 4 года назад +3

      @@ssyub beautiful OÑO

    • @ejl1000
      @ejl1000 4 года назад +18

      A good oño is a heavy oño

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly 10 месяцев назад +2

    When Knuckles speaks with a French accent.

  • @madtchap3450
    @madtchap3450 4 года назад +2134

    My friend: why are u laughing instead of crying when ur dicing that onion?
    My brain: *a GoOd oÑo iS a hEavY OñO*

    • @Roa_ah09
      @Roa_ah09 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/kF16NvrHtTs/видео.html Donald trump mint-chocolate mukbang ASMR lol

    • @maxdukhovskoy1406
      @maxdukhovskoy1406 4 года назад +8

      0:04

    • @noahm44
      @noahm44 4 года назад +1

      Went to the comments simply to find the "oNiOn" format and joke.

    • @nathawatkotcharug5379
      @nathawatkotcharug5379 4 года назад +2

      free onion ruclips.net/video/mIQlbsX14VU/видео.html

    • @annidromeda
      @annidromeda 4 года назад +1

      like a 6 pound oño

  • @_.chandraboli._8433
    @_.chandraboli._8433 4 года назад +2871

    *“The oño is not the knife around the oño”*
    Me : woah 👁👄👁

    • @MiddyEXP
      @MiddyEXP 4 года назад +21

      More like 👂👀👃👄👀👂

    • @forr0_
      @forr0_ 4 года назад +11

      Kinda cringe that comment

    • @picanazo420
      @picanazo420 4 года назад +4

      Dejen de usar esa cara de mierda es horrible y da cringe

    • @sectioner9028
      @sectioner9028 4 года назад

      Дулу ллыць у улуулвь ли у дуущв ъ!!!

    • @Roa_ah09
      @Roa_ah09 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/kF16NvrHtTs/видео.html Donald trump mint-chocolate mukbang ASMR lol

  • @Katia_Managan
    @Katia_Managan 5 лет назад +8024

    You: OwO
    Me, an intellectual: OñO

    • @user-yc3ue9sw4w
      @user-yc3ue9sw4w 5 лет назад +64

      stop

    • @mihaelkYeah
      @mihaelkYeah 5 лет назад +161

      It's basically a frown with a moustache

    • @aegis5021
      @aegis5021 5 лет назад +11

      Pretty much a stolen comment

    • @boondoggle9386
      @boondoggle9386 5 лет назад +33

      @@aegis5021 does it matter?

    • @joesizlack
      @joesizlack 5 лет назад +10

      @@boondoggle9386 did you mean does? It does matter, it's called plagiarism and between you and me it's lame as fuck

  • @MuscarV2
    @MuscarV2 Год назад +483

    It's a crime that the title isn't "Onio".

    • @silh3345
      @silh3345 Год назад +23

      Or oño

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel 8 месяцев назад

      *BAD IDEA:* Spam oño in the comments to improve SEO!

    • @somerandomguy5977
      @somerandomguy5977 8 месяцев назад

      Idiots, all of idiots. He's saying "onion" in french. It's literally written the same way and watching somebody say the same word over and over isn't funny. Would you find an english person constantly saying onion funny? Of course you wouldn't.This entire video and comment section is pathetic.

    • @windar2390
      @windar2390 5 месяцев назад

      People don't know what an "onio" is, until they've seen this vid.

    • @datashe
      @datashe 5 месяцев назад

      Oh nyo! D:

  • @alexa-bx7bw
    @alexa-bx7bw 5 лет назад +2867

    *”GOOD OÑO IS A HEAVY OÑO”*
    -oño chef

  • @foxkit69
    @foxkit69 3 года назад +2961

    Why is literally every French person named Jean-Pierre

    • @rd6401
      @rd6401 3 года назад +32

      LMAO TRUU

    • @istolethispfpsorry485
      @istolethispfpsorry485 3 года назад +109

      Jean-Pierre-Francois-Etienne

    • @mkseraphina
      @mkseraphina 3 года назад +164

      Polnareff

    • @Armor3d0ne
      @Armor3d0ne 3 года назад +9

      How many non French Jean-Pierre's do you know?

    • @foxkit69
      @foxkit69 3 года назад +63

      @@Armor3d0ne The question is why are all French people named Jean-Pierre, not why are all people named Jean-Pierre French

  • @nho335
    @nho335 3 года назад +2452

    Me before video: "onion"
    Half way through: "onyiohn"
    After video: "oño"

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort Год назад +8

    All I hear is ONYONG ONYONG ONYONG ONYONG ONYONG...
    ANNYONG SEOO...

  • @Fadeeee2003
    @Fadeeee2003 4 года назад +1022

    Oño lyrics
    How do we dice an OÑO
    The OÑO Look at that WHOOOO
    Dats Da Good OÑO
    Good OÑO is the heavy OÑO
    This a 6 pound OÑO
    Its also an OÑO
    With an OÑO
    This is the tip of the OÑO
    Of the OÑO
    The OÑO
    Is not the knife around the OÑO
    Remove the paper skin of the OÑO
    Dice an OÑO
    And OÑO
    Cut the OÑO in half
    The OÑOÑO
    And The OÑO
    Then the OÑO
    And the OÑO would
    OÑO
    OÑO
    OÑO right here
    OÑO
    OÑO
    The OÑO
    The end
    Edit: WTF I NEVER HAD THAT MUCH LIKES IN MY ENTIRE LIFE THANKS BTW XD

  • @riles8435
    @riles8435 4 года назад +3904

    He's Italian, talking French, with a Spanish accent, and adding components of traditional German dialect.

  • @imhulki463
    @imhulki463 5 лет назад +4605

    *sees a one word titled video that is less than a minute long*
    Me: This is gonna be good.

  • @DJToneRI
    @DJToneRI 10 месяцев назад +2

    That's how it's pronounced in french, oignon

  • @MsRainbow
    @MsRainbow 4 года назад +3370

    The title had to be Oniò

  • @unstoppableboy9859
    @unstoppableboy9859 4 года назад +668

    Oğres are like oños, they have laýers

    • @tbe9790
      @tbe9790 4 года назад +8

      I'm in tears LMAO

    • @Nouno470
      @Nouno470 4 года назад +6

      this made me exhale through my nose loudly

    • @azharp9391
      @azharp9391 4 года назад +7

      @@tbe9790 is it because of the oño?

    • @theworldofmandom7227
      @theworldofmandom7227 4 года назад

      I was thinking of that

    • @melissathieme9555
      @melissathieme9555 4 года назад +4

      I just imagined Shrek with a frensh accent and now cant stop giggeling.😂

  • @techaddict5427
    @techaddict5427 4 года назад +4880

    Everyone: OÑO
    French people: wtf is funny here

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 4 года назад +20

      its the onyo that's funny here... lol

    • @goober7535
      @goober7535 4 года назад +45

      right? hes literally saying "oignon" the french term for onion & what "onion" originated from. fuckin dumbasses (btw im an american and even i know that...)

    • @McShival
      @McShival 4 года назад +139

      @@goober7535 dude chill

    • @kikyozoldyck7872
      @kikyozoldyck7872 4 года назад +78

      @@goober7535 dude chill

    • @maytasfr
      @maytasfr 4 года назад +63

      @@goober7535 bruh cHiLL

  • @カナリア-h5r
    @カナリア-h5r Год назад +3

    Listening to this on repeat while I prep my onio