The Pregnant Wife Survival Guide

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  • @roccobierman4985
    @roccobierman4985 3 месяца назад +142

    "If you really want some brownie points" - make her some brownies. The dad joke was right there!

    • @kmeadows
      @kmeadows 3 месяца назад +3

      That’s what I thought he was going to say!!

  • @forsakenbacon3208
    @forsakenbacon3208 3 месяца назад +34

    Lol get out of anything with a pregnant wife, so true, we got pulled over while my wife was pregnant, she was puking right outside the car. The cop came up asked "what's going on?" I said "she's pregnant" cop instantly turned around and said "ok have a good night" and drove away. Awesome moment.

  • @jeremyg5608
    @jeremyg5608 3 месяца назад +80

    Needed this 17 years ago.

  • @ChadGeidel
    @ChadGeidel 3 месяца назад +54

    Pro tip. Pull out "emotional support dog" more than just when she is pregnant. 👍

  • @aggiesrecruitingexpert
    @aggiesrecruitingexpert 3 месяца назад +77

    Um, congratulations, Myles???

  • @TheFixFinder
    @TheFixFinder 3 месяца назад +15

    My wife is currently pregnant. The fruit one made me laugh out loud 😂

  • @AnthonyGarvert
    @AnthonyGarvert 3 месяца назад +49

    Okay but the back half of this video is un-ironically great advice about how to listen and empathize.

  • @jumbo8673
    @jumbo8673 3 месяца назад +71

    Just remember the 3 S's. That Sucks. I'm Sorry. You want a Snack?

    • @kathleenedwards8472
      @kathleenedwards8472 3 месяца назад +5

      No pregnancy needed. This is always just good advice. 😂

    • @jumbo8673
      @jumbo8673 3 месяца назад +1

      @@kathleenedwards8472 😂🤣

  • @hotcheetogirl
    @hotcheetogirl 3 месяца назад +28

    i'm not a pregnant wife, but you made me want to become one
    2am oreos?? me too

  • @DeliahAyala.2.14.91.
    @DeliahAyala.2.14.91. 3 месяца назад +17

    Hes learning quick! 😂🤣😅😅 congrats dude

  • @spudnut00
    @spudnut00 3 месяца назад +11

    If you think a pregnant wife is a good excuse to dodge social events, a kid is even better. I had six and I didn't go *anywhere* I didn't want to. Most people recognize it's bad form to suggest that their lame 'party' trumps a parent's responsibility to stay home with a child who 'seems to be coming down with a fever'.

  • @robcape
    @robcape 3 месяца назад +20

    Good timing Myles, my wife is going into labor right now, wish me luck!

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 3 месяца назад +1

      Wishing you luck, Amigo.

    • @ZDucky1
      @ZDucky1 3 месяца назад +1

      Wishing u luck! U posted this comment 19 hours ago, hopefully labor is over by now!! Congratulations!!

  • @habeeb1t
    @habeeb1t 3 месяца назад +12

    Concealed snack licences are a violation of the second snackmendment! How did we let this happen?

  • @crystald8465
    @crystald8465 3 месяца назад +10

    This is accurate. My husband did all Myles stated. 😂He's a good man!

  • @victoriadeville1255
    @victoriadeville1255 2 месяца назад +2

    it's the Culver's 4 days a week. No pickles!! or u better not even come home. 😂

  • @flyduckydrift
    @flyduckydrift 3 месяца назад +6

    Dude Part 2!!!
    8 months yesterday! this was spot on! had her rolling !!!

  • @erich4647
    @erich4647 3 месяца назад +10

    I noticed your weight loss. Congrats bro

  • @CRR8980
    @CRR8980 3 месяца назад +7

    Wish I had this video with my first two kids but hey now I got it with the third!👍🏻🇺🇸

  • @zx1906
    @zx1906 3 месяца назад +3

    I’m gonna suggest the concealed carry snacks to my husband. That’s genius. Definitely need those in my third trimester right now 😂

  • @ellisdee4
    @ellisdee4 3 месяца назад +5

    Use me as the he needs to upload more button! I drop what I'm doin when I see that notification! You betcha, ya!

  • @happygofishingtv
    @happygofishingtv 3 месяца назад +5

    Great video but now my wife thinks shes dying of a blood clot everyday. New fear unlocked. Thanks Myles lol

    • @janetbriggs2528
      @janetbriggs2528 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂Loved "New fear unlocked."

  • @colinmusic3878
    @colinmusic3878 2 месяца назад +1

    the emergencies hat snack
    your skits are getting better and better year after year , because you're embracing your own version on comedy and its golden . DO YOU MANG

  • @supermairo1716
    @supermairo1716 3 месяца назад +4

    My father needed this 20 years ago today lol

  • @BillSevere
    @BillSevere 3 месяца назад +5

    The best advice I have is to get some stretchmark cream and massage it anywhere she tells you to. Do it during the easy times and it'll be a remedy for the hard times. Mostly.

  • @NeversurrenderMM66
    @NeversurrenderMM66 3 месяца назад +2

    Sounds like Myles got some advice from Taylor of Dude Dad fame.
    Congratulations on the baby! 🎉

  • @adamnelson2524
    @adamnelson2524 3 месяца назад +4

    This is great, perfect timing. Expecting in October 👍🏼

  • @Daniel-Weaver
    @Daniel-Weaver 3 месяца назад +6

    What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

    • @smokyquartz5817
      @smokyquartz5817 10 дней назад

      How's the loneliness dude?

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 10 дней назад

      @@smokyquartz5817 who's the loneliness dude? Marvel? DC?

    • @smokyquartz5817
      @smokyquartz5817 9 дней назад

      @@Daniel-Weaver Aw. Comic books right?

  • @alltheotherthings8410
    @alltheotherthings8410 3 месяца назад +5

    “It is extremely important to keep her belly full” …that joke basically wrote itself, no? But you still missed it!!!

  • @MotownBatman
    @MotownBatman 3 месяца назад +4

    An Hour!
    Pickles 7 Brats are a Must!
    I'm 3 Kids Deep, I know what I'm Talkin 'bout

  • @gregorystell6858
    @gregorystell6858 3 месяца назад +7

    Costco and Amazon is gonna be your best friend

  • @carriemainquist757
    @carriemainquist757 3 месяца назад +4

    Miles is a genius.

  • @HDsrb
    @HDsrb 3 месяца назад +4

    The “emotional support dog” tip applies to all women, pregnant or not. I still screw this one up regularly!

  • @ryandrinkwater2622
    @ryandrinkwater2622 3 месяца назад +5

    Keep up the awesome videos!!

  • @Blackbeard21
    @Blackbeard21 2 месяца назад +3

    I tried getting out of jury duty when my wife was pregnant and almost due, the judge said that's not an excuse and had to stay. Luckily I wasn't picked because it was a Grand Jury pick.

  • @krystallamb6578
    @krystallamb6578 3 месяца назад +4

    Congratulations! Boys are so much fun! I’m due in August with my second boy! 💙💙

  • @mattcarlisle615
    @mattcarlisle615 3 месяца назад +2

    By far my favorite vid so far!

  • @RubyGirlJewels
    @RubyGirlJewels 3 месяца назад +1

    Miles, You look great! Congratulations on your weight loss!!!

  • @OkayAlright1
    @OkayAlright1 2 месяца назад +2

    Help that little lady with socks and shoes 😅 we all know she'll appreciate the hell outtaya if ya do that. She'll be braggin to her friends 15 years from now about how close she feels to her husband bc he really showed that he unsterstood her plight 😅 and its a plight! 😂

  • @williamstaplin
    @williamstaplin 3 месяца назад +3

    Awesome video, Myles. So funny.

  • @BillCourtney-qb2xs
    @BillCourtney-qb2xs 3 месяца назад +1

    Needed this 2 years ago

  • @goblindvd
    @goblindvd 3 месяца назад +3

    Please make a part 2 lol

  • @LynxenX
    @LynxenX 3 месяца назад +2

    the most heterosexual video on youtube, you have my sincerest condolences.

  • @LateAsUsual
    @LateAsUsual 3 месяца назад +2

    Congrats sir! 👍

  • @Mr.paint123
    @Mr.paint123 Месяц назад

    Make a part 2 !

  • @ExcitedBlockGame-ux9ex
    @ExcitedBlockGame-ux9ex Месяц назад

    Culver's so bomb. Coming from the southwest where in-n-out hamburger is religion, when I go back to CA I don't even eat it after being spoiled with butter burgers

  • @NadiaSeesIt
    @NadiaSeesIt 3 месяца назад +3

    Congratulations!!!

  • @ussnavillus2986
    @ussnavillus2986 2 месяца назад

    The DD is one of the best perks

  • @Fullsendfilosophy
    @Fullsendfilosophy Месяц назад

    My wife might be pregnant right now. I needed this advice. My wife says it’s extremely inaccurate but I told her she’s only been pregnant twice what does she know.

  • @ilikevideos4868
    @ilikevideos4868 18 дней назад

    Lmao I thought my wife was crazy with that fruit size thing. Good to hear that's normal

  • @WeirdSnail67
    @WeirdSnail67 3 месяца назад +2

    Nice!

  • @grundypeebo
    @grundypeebo 3 месяца назад +3

    Please send me your energy for conceiving. Im struggling with fertility

  • @RadDadisRad
    @RadDadisRad 3 месяца назад +1

    Apartment stairs, works a treat

  • @vanetamona9918
    @vanetamona9918 2 месяца назад

    The fruit question is so true

  • @MatthewBalloon
    @MatthewBalloon 3 месяца назад +4

    Another epic video my wife isn’t pregnant yet but I’m gonna come back to this video when it happens ! If everyone can like this comment so I can find the video

  • @val_smiling8474
    @val_smiling8474 2 месяца назад

    Is this a pregnancy announcement?! Congrats!

  • @kerrigreen6378
    @kerrigreen6378 2 месяца назад +1

    Who did the editing for this video?! It went from tip 1 to 5 to 2 to 4 🤪

  • @WhiteEagle27
    @WhiteEagle27 3 месяца назад +1

    My wife is 6 months in.....where was this video 5 months ago?

  • @tommymaddox6785
    @tommymaddox6785 3 месяца назад +1

    Congratulations on the weight loss buddy

  • @jerichofawkes1911
    @jerichofawkes1911 3 месяца назад

    Gotta remember, she did it to herself. Lol!

  • @aggiesrecruitingexpert
    @aggiesrecruitingexpert 3 месяца назад

    1,5,2,4?

  • @jacobschramm3280
    @jacobschramm3280 3 месяца назад +2

    Was this his announcement???

  • @aprilchronister9980
    @aprilchronister9980 3 месяца назад

    Pretty cute! ❤My son in law is suddenly going thru it the 3rd time(in 3 yrs, ummm yep each preg is different even when spaced so close!)... 2 boys, he petrified they'll have a girl😂this time ! Well, she'll have 2 Texas born older bros watchin over her, if it is a girl❤🤠! Congrats to you!

  • @TheGraffiti600rr
    @TheGraffiti600rr 3 месяца назад

    Im gonna use the fruit question the next time im in trouble with the wife... we dont have sex anyways. Lol

    • @janetbriggs2528
      @janetbriggs2528 3 месяца назад

      Buy her some Passion Fruit.....maybe that will change!!😊😊😊

  • @justmeok2
    @justmeok2 3 месяца назад

    Such a handsome dude 💚🔥

  • @rosegroshek1218
    @rosegroshek1218 2 месяца назад

    Is this an announcement??

  • @themostbeautifulworldever
    @themostbeautifulworldever 3 месяца назад

    Genius

  • @tiagodecastro2929
    @tiagodecastro2929 3 месяца назад +1

    You couldn't have uploaded this 8 months ago? Lol

  • @alfredpedneau9598
    @alfredpedneau9598 3 месяца назад +1

    Show us the behind the back belly left !!!

  • @loophead614
    @loophead614 3 месяца назад

    Comment

  • @freemenownrifles8814
    @freemenownrifles8814 3 месяца назад

    #NoShotsNoClots
    #GetOnGab

  • @Avarice21
    @Avarice21 3 месяца назад

    Sounds miserable, yikes.

    • @Petra999
      @Petra999 2 месяца назад

      Not a fun time for sure

  • @smokyquartz5817
    @smokyquartz5817 10 дней назад

    Unfunny.

  • @Indigo.Church
    @Indigo.Church 2 месяца назад

    I just died when he said damn that succkkkss