I lived a terrible double life in Bitlife
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Bitlife but I'm living a double life
#CallMeKevin #Funny #Gaming
I see past Kevin and future Keven are fighting for possession over present Kevin. Such a sad thing to see
I for one think it's beautiful to see the duality of man
@Joshua EdwinRoehl fecking hate bots
@peter is this the new bot type?
Kevin:Dies at 27
Me:I live to 117.
13:31
Now that's the second time your siblings get the inheritance instead of you.
My life in a nutshell: 1:32
Hans The Kind lived up to his name by actually attendin his adopted fathers funeral
Itz crazy how I've been watching him for 2 years
"The words of Edgar Allen Poe" are a pretty evil thing to be inspired by tbh xD
Wow I can't wait for that guy at Call Me Kevin Clips to blow this gameplay WAY out proportion.
The Death Penalty is not legal in Michigan, but they made an exception here apparently. Twice.
Of course there's evil foot models! Ever hear of domination?
I see Kevin’s bitlife addiction is here again
Was that an aunty gonna reference to your father
Truly I can be your angle or yuor devile energy in this video
The people loves drama
I like how you just casually put spurm behind u lmfao. Yes its spelled incorrectly so commie youtube dont take it down
I love how the mother didn’t respond to his letter but then did find it necessary to tell him she’s suffering diarrhoea 😆
@Joshua EdwinRoehl feck off bot
I remember the characters that he made called spanky.
Is this so called diarrhoea to diarrhea what Amnosia is to Amnesia?
@@CasuallyShadow it’s correct grammar both ways actually
@@CasuallyShadow When you're correcting someone's grammar
But your belly's churning hammers
Diarrhea
Diarrhea here we go
Diarrhea
"He was an odd fellow, but everyone who met him preferred when he was even"
Well, that’s odd.
@@davidlane256 awkward, even
@Joshua EdwinRoehl even so…
@@davidlane256 its still quite odd
This made me groan aloud 🏆
This game always finds a way to come back, I love it
@Shan turg angy
Same here
@@MpanzuSolos Turg is love Turg is life
It does it’s a great game
when did it leave?
Being sent to juvie for running away is like suspending someone because they were absent from class
Or hanging someone cause they attempted suicide (actually can happen in some countries )
Which actually happens btw
I was suspended for being late too often.
I was suspended for ditching class 😅 my dad thought it was a dumb punishment tho so he made the school give me in house suspension instead (basically still having to go to school but sit in a classroom doing nothing while some faculty member watches us all day)
Ikr, since when is running away from home (ergo a potentially abusive home live) a punishable crime??? Shouldn't the character be put into care, of anything?
I like how when Kevin is being bad he kills people,starts a riot, steals and when he is being good he talks to someone and meditates
chaos will always win.
Aparently Kevin's definition of good is "being a normal person". Not neccesarily wrong, but certainly less imaginative than his evil side.
I thought of that. Kind of asymmetrical.
Game doesn't offer much
Starting riots earns you respect in bit life
I feel like Kevin is slowly admitting to us he’s a serial killer
Definently
And as his fans we should support him
What do you mean "slowly"?
@@weirdyo9469 of course
@Shan Shan, we talked about this. There's no need to be an a*shole
"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
- Jim Pickens
Facts bro
Yep
I love how he's just counting instead of just saying like odd years are evil or something.
What an absolute journey for Chaos The Kind, went to juvenile prison, finished college, joined the Irish mob, got sentenced to life in prison,escaped,got kicked out of the mob , went to Spain and got deported back , murdered his entire family and everyone he knew, went to Monaco and became a successful politician/millionaire , and died on drug overdose , WOW
Sounds like the synopsis of a movie
100th like. Take it😊😊😊!
Ah so he lived the life of any celebrity
Not only that, but he died and cam back 5 years younger.
"I am suffering from anxiety.
I cried.
I cried.
I cried.
I cried.
I cried."
lmao me
Was scrolling for this comment 😂
I was waiting for the role of the dice of bitlife to narrate my own life. Atleast i know what happens and how it ends now
@@samgood8466 same, and what a wild ride it is
Kevin defines "being evil" as "the character sabotaging himself" instead of "the character lying to get the job".
Ya, consuming a bunch of drugs you found isn't the evil option either. Should've sold it, to kids!
I'd like to see a Kevin do a bit life video where he doesn't:
Join organized crime
Commit crimes
Gamble
Try to murder someone
Run for political office
That would be quite the challenge 😅
New drinking game?
You forgot the main one, Going to prison
Basically be a normal person
@@oZqdiac wait your telling me normal people don't kill people???? God I never knew that
I wish that “I tripled my net worth, now I’m worth $94!” didn’t hit so close to home.
Who will Kevin be tonight? That’s the question.
I can just imagine the prisoners sitting and counting down to the new year and right when it hits 24:00 Kevin just whips out a shank and just starts stabbing everyone
Prisoners: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy new ye-
Kevin: *pulls out a knife* stabbin time
Prisoners: oh for fec-
@@Vicioussnakeboy he's standing over a guy with a knife, ready to kill him, when the bell strikes and a new year comes and Kevin puts down the knife and exstends his hand to help the guy up
You mean 0:00?
@@Kevin-McLaughlin yeah same thing
Day 270 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey
I can see why it’s day 270
Keep going till he does it!!!
Don’t give up bro, I believe it’ll happen
God bless ya
Day 1 of supporting this amazing idea
Kevin avoiding Ireland because they'll 100% deport him sends me
Sends you where? Your home country
Who will Kevin be tonight that's the question...
I think the name Chaos The Kind really sums up Kevin very well
Kevin commitment to good is..... taxing. "maybe I should just age up and have another bad year..."
Yeah, as the video goes on his definition of good gets more and more dilluded. And it wasnt all that clear to begin with. Or at least not very firm. Seems like, in Kevins world, "being good" means just being a normal person. Not for very long, mind you.
I KNOW YOU HEARD THE RUMORS YOU MUST GET OVER TO THEM RIGHT AWAY 🗣🗣🗣
thank you for all the amazing content you've given us! i've basically binged your entire channel over the last few months and you have brought me so much joy. i am disabled and can't do very much day to day and my mental health often suffers because of it but you have made things so much brighter for me. i'm so glad for everything you do
Kevin is completely inspired by the bit life developers, I'm glad they inspired you to do youtube Kevin.
Jesse, i've commented on videos and become popular!
Lol, Walter White.
He is the danger
@@haggler he is the one who knocks
I thought you died bro
Oh the thrill of the double life
"Hey there friends how's it going? I am a terrible person"
- Kevin O'Reilly 2022
Could work as a new introduction for every video. 🤔
If Monaco is a city state, wouldn't becoming mayor give you rule over the whole country?
alas monaco does have a monarchy so unfortunately no. but they do also have a mayor and a parliament. that country is confusing
@@graymonk5972 probably still less confusing then Andorra, where they have dual princes instead of a monarchy, one of which is always a catholic bishop and the other is always the president of france
What if Kevin is doing this to secretly tell us he lives a double life in real life? Could it be Call Me Kevin and Call Me Kevin Clips after all? 😲
Is your name Laura?
Impossible! Their hate for the other is too strong to be fabricated.
BRO REALLY PREDICTED IT 💀
Kevin running for mayor be like:
"Ok yes I've killed my entire family for money but like"
"1: it didn't even work and"
"2: bruh they said the Earth was flat evil in Carnate right there"
Despicable me 4 music be like a double life
00:01 we know Kevin, we know
That feeling when Kevin's characters have more stable life than your parents..
Day *672* of asking Kevin to ACTUALLY revisit the Bee Movie Game
GO! Keep going!!!!!!!!!
Hey, what are you hiding? (Watch)
What you doin' when you're gone? (Hey, hey)
Nothing wrong being private (watch)
Make sure it ain't wrong (yeah)
Your life double-sided (watch)
Two-faced like coins
What side do I get? (Watch)
What side are you on?
So what have you done? (Brrah)
Some of your dirt has come to light (yeah)
Why were you speedin' up that hill until the brakes come off? (Hey, hey)
And someone saw you in a fight
Am I right?
It doesn't matter to you if you get heads or tails
You just don't like to flip all the time
But if you spin it then you get to see both sides
Oh, the thrill of the double life
Lie detector time (watch)
Do you feel bad when you lie? (Watch)
The look on your face says the best life (watch)
And then come home like it's fine
Am I right? (Watch)
So what have you done?
Some of your dirt has come to light
Why were you speedin' up that hill until the brakes come off? (Hey)
And someone saw you in a fight
Am I right? (Ah)
It doesn't matter to you if you get heads or tails
You just don't like to flip all the time
But if you spin it then you get to see both sides
Oh, the thrill of the double life (brrah)
Who will you be tonight?
That's the question (brrah)
Who will Gru be tonight?
That's the question (yeah)
I know you heard the rumors (hey)
You must get over to it right away (oh)
If anyone can do it, you gotta get there soon, it's not okay (hey)
You got cars to drive, plenty jets to fly (baow, baow)
When will you arrive? You're running out of time
Don't you see that everything is on the line?
So I'm sorry but you have to choose a side
You'll never know when it's your time to go (side, hey)
And where you end up in life, that's code (side)
You can't ignore, you're spinning your life (baow, baow)
Your watch is broken 'cause you spent all your time (side)
It's now or never, on this, everything rides (side)
Before the spinning stops, you must pick a side (yeah, yeah, brrah)
Who will you be tonight?
That's the question (yeah, yeah)
Who will Gru be tonight?
That's the question (yeah)
Who will you be tonight? (Hey)
That's the question (yeah)
Who will Gru be tonight? (Ayy)
That's the question
What song is that meant to be?
@@engreem9281the new despicable me 4 song
ohh, the thrill of the double life
Fun fact: about 1/3 of Monaco’s population are millionaires so Kevin having over 2 million Euros is realistic
Also like a quarter to half of the F1 grid lives there (just if you didn’t know)
There is also that video of a driver bailing on a race and walking to his yacht that's how close it was to the track lol
If you close outta the app when it says you're being arrested, your most recent action won't be remembered by the game and you can take another shot haha
Note: I've only played on mobile, so can't guarantee this works for PC
I love that when most tubers/streamers dye their hair they're like "I'm gonna dye my hair a wacky completely unnatural color so everyone knows how quirky and unique I am" and Kevin is like "Hmm maybe I'll dye mine a natural shade slightly lighter than my real hair?"
You know, Kevin could just have set up that even years are good, odd years are bad. But no, he prefers to just keep track of what he's doing each year, like a true tactical genius.
Bros gru
I love how the escape system on PC makes absolutely no sense, because you arent supposed to run as fast as you can. Usually every move you take, the guard does 2 moves so you have to be really smart about that, but kevin just rushes to the exit by the power of the arrow keys.
I mean truly, who wouldn’t be happy to receive a yodeling pickle toy
Ironically one of the most successful of Kevin's lives
I like to think that he’s just 2 people who switch control of the body every year and just keep trying to ‘correct’ everything the other did
I’ve been watching Kevin’s old BitLife videos all day and I got so happy when I saw the notification 😂💕
DESPICABLE MEEEEEEE 44444444
He predicted it all
What?
@@engreem9281you know the minions 5 song
You always made my day Kevin. Thank you!
Wowza!
it's funny how a guy named "chaos the kind" can go from: loving life to wanting to destroy everything in a split second LOL.
"I know my Father could be a real dick but there was also kindness in his heart. I remember one time he gave me a pickle toy, that's when I realised, even so he was very bad at showing it, that deep down inside him he really cared for me." Hank The Kind during his funeral speech for his father who overdosed on PCP.
I'm not really much of a bit life fan since they locked the special jobs like politics, sports, and organized crime behind a paywall. But I can't bring myself to not watch a Kevin video.
Edit: There's a good example of an evil school psychologist I could name, but it's, like, as endgame as an endgame spoiler can get, so...
To be honest, thats what got me away from the app. Dont see whats the point of making their app free to play if theyre gonna limit so much what you can do. Feels cheap and manipulative. Oh well, at least Kevin can still make it fun.
Day 639 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
Kevins bitlife videos are always a blast to watch!
I love how he is worried after discovering karma. Only thing that can make him do good things is letting him do bad things for longer if he does
Not even a minute and I'm already cracking up 4 seconds into the video, "I am a terrible person... In bitlife" 💀 Please don't ever stop being terribly funny
This was the best episode yet. Truly a modern classic.
19:13 "I found a bag full of PCP on an evil year: consume all of it. **dead** I think that was a stupid year, I guess evil would have been selling it" Today Kevin learned the difference between chaotic evil and chaotic stupid 😈 ≠ 🥴
just an algorithm comment
So this is where it started
(double life from despicable me)
/j
It’s Liquid Kevin
The Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde playthrough 😂
remove the double and bit from bitlife and that's me
"i lived a terrible life in life"?
@@Grayson-tk5hnno he’s saying it’s life life? (Double life…. Very funny…😑)
@@YourYoungGDYter what
I lived a terrible life in
Who will kevin be tonight that’s the question
"and he elbowed my nipple... okay" 😅 Having to explain to my mum walking by what is happening was an ordeal
What a missed opportunity to name Jekyll and Hyde
I haven't played bitlife in awhile so I decided "it's taking up space why not play it?" So I joined the Mafia then after playing for awhile got the notification that you posted this. 👍 Nice nice universe
Didn't expect the hybrid joke and I almost choked on my drink
You never know how impactful your seemingly mild actions can be for those around you. All it took for someone who was abandoned as a child to attend the funeral of the father who abandoned him, killed 9 people, escaped prison multiple times, expatriated to another country to evade authorities and somehow ran for office multiple times without getting arrested and deported for it was a single yodeling pickle toy. In short, be kind. You never know how you will impact those around you, even if you abandon them as a child.
This feels like a movie. He murdered everyone he ever knew, then moved to monaco and became the mayor.
"It's like Prison Break" is actually so funny because I'm currently rewatching it 😂
this is random but one time i died at the age of 13 because me and my sister were arguing about whether harry potter is better than lord of the rings and i assaulted her so she killed me 😂
Kevin - The hair and beard is on point. Looking sharp man! Keep up the beautiful chaos.
Never been this early to a video before lol
“I didn’t have my calculator to calculate the consequences”
As if that would’ve changed anything, Kevin. 😂
I wonder how long it would take people to figure out his pattern
Chaos and the Yodeling Pickle would be a good name for a rock band.
You should do BitLife controls my sims! I think it would be a really cool video.😂
Watching from El Salvador keep the content coming
you switching from evil to good each year is just me everyday. im good for one minute, then evil the next.
I thought this was going to be something like you run 2 games at once then see which one goes better, inevitably leading to 2 criminals that are equally terrible off
Okay, this is definitely one of the best lives you've ever done. And definitely one of the most chaotic -- I mean, that life had more ups and downs than a damn roller coaster! XD
the funniest part ab this for me is- this is what childhood is like when you have bpd xD (children cant be diagnosed w bpd, its patterns like these and other factors that contribute to a bpd diagnosis later in life- not everyone who is like this ends up w bpd and not everyone w bpd had a childhood like this)
"I'm suffering from anxiety.
I cried.
I cried.
I cried."
"Let's drive his craziness up to 100%. Now, let's compliment him!"
"We'll murder our supervisor for being slightly mean to us."
"Of course I will volunteer at an animal shelter. Also, crime is bad so I will become an informant!"
Exaggerated, but true.
“Back in my day one dollar was a good enough bribe to get away with murder”-If I am allowed to Kevin’s funeral this will be what I will say in my speech.
Victoria Fontaine: "he was arrested for murder"
Chaos: "She believes the world it's flat"
Chaos Wins the election "Memes the DNA of the soul"
Victoria Fontaine: "how the hell did you get elected?"
Chaos : "I don't write my own Speeches"
Chaos: "I went to college, you know?. psychology."
Hey Kevin, crazy to think I’ve been watching you for nearly 10 years off and on. I remember the first video I ever saw by you was grand theft auto 4. You’ve evolved as a person so much in that time and I’m glad to still be here giving my support.