I became a terrible cult leader and ruined lives in Bitlife
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BitLife: Life Simulator, or simply called BitLife, (known as BitLifeApp on social media) is a text-based simulator video game originally made for iOS by developer Candywriter. The game utilizes a text-based format to try and create a somewhat accurate simulator while still having a strong level of playability. The objective of the game is to live a digital life without struggles and difficulties, depicted with cartoons and humorous scenarios.
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I became a terrible cult leader and ruined lives in Bitlife
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Being able to make a cult is proof bitlife devs want Kevin to play their game
Bitlife without Kevin:
Bitlife with Kevin:
SERIOUSLY cause I've been begging for Kevin in BitLife space and nothing but the minute there's a cult update 30 minute video
or is it.. ?
@@blkopheliawhaa
If so, THEY SHOULDN'T DEPLETE MY EVERYTHING WHEN I CHOOSE CALL ME KEVIN ON HUG A KEVIN DAY
Kevin gets to be a cult leader ONE time in BitLife and it is probably his most successful life he's ever had. Why am I not surprised
And in the proud tradition of the Great Leader, he's a complete karma houdini.
It’s like poetry.
I love you, Sly Cooper profile pic
What about thug/shrek life? They had over 10000000 dollars
Noice to see other Sly Raccoon fans.
well hey, he’s already done it in the sims, and he’s already done it in real life, may as well keep it real and do it in bitlife as well
Glory to the cult
@@NicolianBehn Akevin🙏🏻
@@Fl0werjpg🙏
Akevin 🫡
Akevin 🫡
Kevin wanted to start a cult, in Bitlife, so much he didn't even bother to properly get his setup ready, sounds like Kevin.
Kevin, after how many cults you have formed, I don’t think your leadership should count as terrible, more like deranged and sinister.
That’s true; his experience and competency in being a cult leader must count for something. Praise the Dear Leader!
Just one more and 'inevitable' must be added as well.
is it wierd that i am kinda joining in his cult
No, it is expected. Now put on this robe, take a candle and wait in line like everyone else @@SavontPlayz.
@@SavontPlayz Welcome. Praise the Dear Leader!
Bitlife: introduces cults
Kevin: It's like...I was made for this
Or it was made for him!
You KNOW the devs added this because Kevin hadn’t put out a bitlife video in a while
Last name Come Back
First name Kevin
Kevin's determination to throw away all of his money at the casino in EVERY game of bit life is honestly impressive.
I do believe at one point he actually thought he could duplicate his money using the casino, but now he just enjoys actively giving them his money. Hell, it has come to the point the amount he throws away its proportional to the amount he wins. If he didnt bet millons away he would have become a multimillonarie easily. The ganbling addiction is too strong. Cant really blame him honestly. The casino simply wouldnt survive without him, its his civic duty to donate all his lifes savings to them.
It’s sorta upsetting for me personally to keep watching it
@@owenbridgersthe casino isn't as upsetting to me as the "Big Bank Loan" he gets in many other games.
It's truly a Rollercoaster watching his stuff.
We're all in agreement that Kevin is now known as Big Daddy Chaos, right?
Okay then
That's okay with me
Yes, I agree.
Hail!
Big daddy chaos
DJ Pound straight up murking the battle-ready cultists after they land the most pathetic of hits, and then running away had me crying from laughing.
Ah christ, he's finally been kidnapped by Jim, this setup is clearly a cry for help
Glad someone said sth. But where is Kevin?! 😂
@@linaindahouse It's unclear, but we can be fairly certain the location is several miles underground
His stepdad at 0:34 is actually Jim Pickens in a clever disguise, our dear leader senses a great member of the cult and wants to watch over his development
Ever since I saw that cult upgrade, I knew Kevin would have to play this and can't wait to see what chaos he comes up with.
Chaos? As in.. Chaos Welsh? :0
Kevin's changing the entire gaming landscape now. Games are just making being a cult leader a default choice.😂
Kevin and bitlife. Always an amazing combination.
Sister Carly probably wasn't too happy with the man that she was gathering info for decade and he just walked away free 😂
I have missed your BitLife videos so much. Welcome back, King. Let's see how many times you escape prison.
I've been playing this update for a few weeks. The "(blank) died while accusing the you of (blank)" is a repeat issue.
Also, I had a cult member die, then he quit the cult, then he came back the next year to threaten me, my cult killed him, and he came back the next year, we killed him, etc etc, kept repeating every single year until my death.
Additionally, they'll insult themselves. The guy who kept dying and coming back, Brother Diego, held a sign saying, "Brother Diego is a simpleton" or something like that. There's a lot of problems with that update, oh and they added onlyfans.
Also, another issue with the cults is that, when you're looking for people to live at your commune, sometimes the years they've been loyal to the cult will be longer than the cult has existed, or longer than you, or they, have been alive. Sometimes by decades.
You'd think you'd lose your cult to the guy who comes back to life every year. You must have pulled some awesome stuff from behind your followers ears.
@stevenclark1662 Yes, I pulled plane tickets from behind their ears annually so they could join me in rallies.
Brother Diego keeps pulling a Doctor Strange on you
The absolute rollercoaster of emotions I went through when Leader Kenneth disappeared and subsequently was found was insane.
I'm super liking the face cam!! Having the live reactions are amazing!!
You're awesome, Kev. Thanks for all the hard work you put in to your videos!
It's very kind of nostalgic call me kevin haha brings back the 2018-20 CMK vibes
Mad excited to see Kevin with another bitlife video :D
Kevin's inability to win in casino is always humorous.
It's still more plausible than Scientology.
so proud to see our kevin using his talents to multipurpose🥰💗
I hope this is a sign for more Bitlife videos to come! I wanna see Kevin explore the black market.
And then Kevin goes to jail and escape as per usual
I am just eager to see Kevin playing the next Landlord pack for the Sims 4
I just rewatched all the old BitLife videos two days ago, and now he drops a new one? I'm convinced our dear leader really is magical!
As soon as I saw this update I just hoped and prayed Kevin would do a video on it.
Clearly this cult is the greatest as my prayers were actually answered.
I’ve been a Bitizen for years now. I absolutely love the humor in it and 100% love the fact that you are playing it to be a cult leader 😂
Oh, new setup! Also Kevin looks really good in this wool jacket!
Ah, yes. Another scheduled cult classic
I cant tell if cults are overpowered in this game or if Kevin is just super good at cults.
Honestly when I saw the cult expansion my first thought was “they’re just doing this for Kevin aren’t they?”
It's fitting that one of Kevin's most successful Bitlives is when he was a cult leader
Love seeing the facecam back! I know it doesn't seem like a bog change but seeing your live reaction to things makes jokes hit so much harder. Really loved this video!
I wanna see Kevin play bitlife once while actually making good financial decisions. Sadly I know such a day will never come. 😂😂
hey, of all the times he's ever played blackjack in this game, he's won two whole times in my memory! if i ignore every other game he's played, that's what i call a 100% success rate
Yesss i've been waiting for this!! The Bitlife devs know you so well Kev, this was made for you
Turns out Kevin is better at being a cult leader in real life than bitlife :)
Ha ha ha ha! "Yeah we might need an armory pretty soon." One of the most ominous sentences I've ever heard.
Love how he just immediately locks in the Scientology strats with the money method
Kevin is literally the #1 RUclipsr for bitlife, the Devs even watch his gameplay 😂 he has influenced the game more then anyone
I wish the sims team was as responsive as the bitlife team. They see what fans like and they do it
I absolutely lovebeing able to see Kevin's facial expressions while he plays! Awesome video!
I've been waiting for a new bitlife so long!! and Kevin playing as a cult Leader makes me so happy!
Kev has had more setups in the last two years than he has had cult members
It happened in Sims, and now it's happened in Bitlife: Game devs are changing their games based on the chaotic playstyle of this one pasty Irish lad.
I’ve been waiting for this video ever since the cult update!!!
Same
@@dinofun8063 I’m so happy he did!
Aw man, can't believe he didn't name himself Jim Pickens. But its alright, new Bitlife video. Hahaha
Day 280 of asking Kevin to play lego pirates of the Caribbean
Are we going to ignore the fact that the platypus was named “Perry”
26:03 - _”My mother died and left me money…”_
Meanwhile, it said that his brothers got money, while he got nothing.
9:03 what a horrible day to have functioning eyes
Kevin's cult leading abilities are to never be doubted XD
It's about time that Bitlife made Jim Pickens Simulator!
Clearly Kevin is the Bitlife devs’ special little boy, and no wonder. He probably funnels so much traffic to their app, I’d been playing Bitlife for years before I even knew Kevin existed, but every so often I’ll go through a lull in playing, and even when I’m watching Kevin play games other than Bitlife, the Pavlovian association is so strong it can be enough to break the lull
25:03 A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?
(ngl when kevin said "a platypus" I was like "what if it's named perry? they love their references)
I’ve been playing with the new cult update and I gotta say the first thing I thought when I started it up was “did they make this just for Kevin?”
As soon as I saw this dlc was available in the game I thought to myself: How long until Kevin notices this? And how long will it take him to cause chaos with it?
Ive been having a shitty day and this really brightened it up! Thanks Kev, Love your content.
When I saw that Kevin made another video where he is a cult leader my serotonin levels skyrocketed, all hail Kevin our great leader!!!
I love how Kevin gets any money and immediately puts it all on blackjack and loses.
It’s great having a cult leader who actually I agree with
kevin playing bitlife has become one of my favorite series
i literally binged all kevin's bit life videos today so this is the perfect gift for us!
happy birthday great leader!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR AFTER THE UPDATE CAME OUT!!🥳❤
Absolutely love your content Kevin, keep it up!
Sooner or later he always does the cult of the leader. From Sims to now this.
that random dj just kept coming back and murdering cult members i want to hear his story lol
I’ve missed your bitlife videos!! And your setup is wonderful!!! Also love the sweater❤ thank you for bringing me joy on a sad day :)
Unrealistic. Kevin is a great cult leader in real life.
Ah yes, we finally got a Kevin blog from his everyday life.
Fun fact, there is no law saying you can’t run for president with a criminal record (you can even run from jail!)
Man I missed your bitlife videos. They're always a comfort to me 💕
bitlife is some of my favourite videos! I'm so glad you're doing them again. :)
It’s always a good day when Kevin uploads bitlife
3:23 Heaven's Gate flashbacks 💀💀
The cult must expand for the dear leader
now Kevin can truly live out his life in bitlife
So glad your still doing bitlife videos, i love them
dude I LOVE your bitlife video's , super glad to see this one pop up
“Walsh is a good name.”
Unfortunately, it has been forever tainted by a certain “Matt.” That guy is such a gremlin lol
Yeah, Veep was really ruined by that Gremlin
Kevin will forever keep BitLife alive
i love that the editor made the ad in bitlife the ad kevin made for appnana lmao
I love how you can pinpoint Kevin eras and point to your favorite. This one is definitely up there!
Always a lil better day with a Kev video. Hope youre doing well brotha
it's a good day when kevin posts
Kevin literally recreated heavens gate in the first few minutes:
1) Partner but not intimate
2) Believing in aliens taking them
3) Form a cult
Kevin’s 2 natural habitats, bitlife, and leading a cult😂
It’s hilarious that this is the ONE really successful bit life video, and he’s a cult leader 😂
They definitely made that update for you kevin 💯
DJ Pound randomly showing up and killing a cultist, getting away with it three times, and never getting caught is wild. He feels like the real protagonist here
24:22 Kevin must not have had kidney stones before 😂😅
Day *754* of asking Kevin to ACTUALLY revisit the Bee Movie Game
I hope he doesn’t (i’m feeling evil today)
I felt so relaxed while watching as this is quite a tame video for Call Me Kevin standards 😌
This makes my Saturday so much better I’ve been waiting so long for another BitLife video from Kevin! :D
how did you know i've been rewatching your bitlife videos a lot lately 🤨💙
Fun fact when I was in 6th grade I went around recruiting kids for what I called “the cult of weirdo’s” it was defo a cult and after one day we had almost 200 kids in it
kevin you could never be a terrible cult leader pls ❤
I knew kevin would come back to bitlife for the cult update, it was just a waiting game
I've been waiting for this video! Thank you Kevin! ❤
Of course Kevin made a successful cult, he’s a pro at it by now 😂
i know where you live, in fact i'm in your walls