I obeyed the law in GTA Online and this happened...
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I obeyed the law in GTA Online and this happened...
I cant believe kevin would actually be insane enough to return to this chaotic game but to obey the law is even crazier.
Heisenberg?!
Technoblade is dead while i make banger content :laughing:
@@shan9886 I get ur tryna be edgy but ur joke makes no sense whatsoever
@@CN86443 bots just saying ANYTHING for attention. Best to ignore and report em.
You
Kevin beat a level 801 player in a motorbike race...and all he had was a scooter.
Greatest GTA player of all time.
Im curious about what actually happened there. Did the other realiced there was no fun to be have in an inmediate win a give him a head start but then forgot? Did he went to the bathroom? Did he leave the house with the console on?
@@pedrovallefin8406
Well my friend, I figured from that other racer's name that he is a fellow Egyptian, so his internet connection or electricity must have died at the beginning of the race for no reason, that's a normal occurrence here, hope that helped with your curiosity
@@sharifabdul-minum659 Thanks, but man, its that really a common ocurrence? How come? Is it the heat?
@@pedrovallefin8406 From what I’ve heard about the Egyptian government, their infrastructure is probably lacking.
Scooooter broooothers.
Kevin is so committed to breaking games that he's willing to even obey the law, i appreciate the hustle!
He’s not about breaking the laws of the world, he’s about breaking the point of the game. He’s breaking the point of each universe
This guy winning his bike race with a scooter is on par with Grognak The Destroyer Attorney At Law Esquire MD winning their races using buses. Truly a fantastic video. Thanks for sharing this with us, Kevin.
Ah, good memories of Grognak
@@Lachesi I miss Grognak :(
Her and Turg would get along
My favourite thing about Kevin’s videos is that he always sounds like he’s having so much fun
Mine too! I love his laughter throughout.
Imma just ask cuz I'm curious what's with the blue star in your name?
@@HatefulRaijin means I’m a channel member
And he's very cute which is weird because I don't find him like sexually attractive
It's like looking at a puppy
"I stole a candy bar what's the worst they could do?"
Kevin forgot that GTA is set in America.
it became too real when the civilian inside the store fired on him and the cop killed him
Except in america now it's decriminalized to steal things in most areas. You can steal something worth hundreds of dollars and the police aren't allowed to go after you for it. It's insanity. Why even have police anymore.
@Wally Wally Your moms porno?
Hehehe...yeah 😏
God bless 'Merica
Remember the Irish were once considerate "non white" and where prohibited from doing normal things and even not allowed in pubs, now that is a hate crim for Irish people
Ah, yes. Breaking law any other time and obeying it when it's not needed, classic Kevin.
Adam sayko
Oha Türkler varmış
I used th translat to english feature
There are 2 Types Of Kevin:
1: *War criminal that destroys literally every single aspect of a world in a horrific fashion.*
2: *Model Citizen*
Technoblade is dead while i make banger content :laughing:
@@shanitor7870 Thats awesome, next time you should keep that to yourself
what about spanish kevin?
@@shanitor7870 yes human dying is so funny
Kevin is a Racing Genius for sure. That guy saw that Moped and was like "Clearly I am unworthy of being in this Race"
He was ashamed of bringing a bike to a moped race and decided the only way to save face was to not participate. Alternatively, he realized who he was runing against and thought that if he standed perfectly still he may made it out alive of the race. He must have feel prety dumb when learned Kevin was doing a crimeless run.
This part had me in stitches!
Somehow, no matter the crazy scheme Kevin has, he always makes a friend, that is Kevin's true power 😂
kevin and mr purple car, the best duo
Real life anime protag
I really hope Kevin plays on more RP servers. I loved how insane some of the stories get when he has actual henchman supporting him. Throwing people out of planes during a gameshow is peak comedy.
Or when they had an impromptu dating show at the pier that was top tier Kevin RP!!
*gotta take this taxi for 5 miles*
* I don't know what route he's taking but we've been driving 3 minutes and its still 5 miles away*
The true taxi experience. Such realism
Even if this is random Kevin. I know you read the comments and I wanted to just say thank you, over the years I’ve been subbed to you and watching your stuff etc, I’ve gone through loss and love. And a few years ago my grandma passed and that night I cried but ended that night laughing because of you. So thank you, for always making me feel happy
Technoblade is dead while i make banger content :laughing:
Yeah Kevin's always there for me when I'm feeling down too. Sorry for your loss.
@@lucasdolding6924 thank you, it was the anniversary of her death on Monday just gone so it brought back a lot of memories to the night we lost her
I watch him too whenever I'm sad, he is like my comfort youtuber c: I'm sorry for your loss, I hope you feel better now
I spent two days after a break up binging Kevin videos. So sorry for your loss!
It's a weird day when Kevin WANTS to obey the law xD
It's premonition that something really evil is coming in a future video I bet 👀
Technoblade is dead while i make banger content :laughing:
@@shanitor7870 never seen someone want attention so bad in my life, wait till you get doxxed fella
@@jcshy It's a bot. There's like 12 other accounts with the same comment in this svideo alone, all posted about the same time. Report them and don't interact with them.
Kevin liking this comment is even better
Kevin spends a day as Jim Pickens in real life
I've never seen Lamar wreck his car in the opening cutscene before. Even under normal circumstances this game is breaking under the weight of Kevin's power.
Sometimes I forget just how funny and charismatic Kevin really is
Hmm sunglasses emoji
@@aZebruh 😎
For future reference, in America, you can legally turn right at red lights when it's safe to do so unless there is a "no right on red" sign. Instituted during in the 70s during some oil crisis to save gas and kept because it didn't noticeably increase traffic accidents.
Yes, but it increases pedestrians being hit by cars by a lot. People look left and see no cars coming and immediately turn right w/o looking for pedestrians on their right.
@@Onthebrink5 because people are blind
@@someaccount5200 No, people just don't care about pedestrians and never even think to consider them. They ticketed people once for not allowing pedestrians to cross the street on a crosswalk in a specific City. There were so many tickets that the police reports in the paper couldn't address them all. The court system was backed up. They had to add buttons at every crosswalk for pedestrians to push. They wanted a walkable city and found out what that actually meant.
I believe there are 1-4 states that do not have that, we'll have to see if it's legal in the states that each of the GTA games take place
I laughed so hard when you popped into the 'bike' race with your moped! Laughed all the way through the race....good sport your opponent was for sticking around. I wonder if he was laughing as hard as I was🤣
Same!
For me, the highlight was the Kate Bush reference at 20:11.
“Okay! I made it up that hill... I made a deal with God.” dunno why this is so funny to me😭
Yessss I'm glad someone else found it funny. XD
I came to the comments as soon as I heard it 😂
Me too! And now I have Running up that Hill stuck in my head now...
@@Lauren-uw5hc I only could, I’d make a deal with god
Thanks kevin, for removing all the negativity in these violent video games. You truly are making the world a better place little by little.
Kevin: “I’m going to play a nice guy in GTA Online”
Also Kevin: *Lays into the horn at every red light*
On top of not being nice, this is illegal pretty much everywhere except for warning of danger, so much about obeying the law.
I love how no matter good or bad, Kevin will do whatever the game doesn’t want him to do.
honestly amazed Kevin joined a lobby and wasn't immediately deleted by thirty orbital cannons
Unless it's a hacker how would you be shot that many times?
@@dstranger I think the implication is that EVERYONE has at least one orbital cannon.
That motor race was literally CallMeKevin's rendition of "The Tortoise and the Hare" XD
11:30
Meanwhile two Russian guys in the chat are arguing really hard because one of them killed another for some reason
Lmao
"I stole a candy bar, what's the worst that could happen?"
This is America, Kevin. What did you think would happen?
I love seeing other players reactions to Kevin’s antics, they either go along with it or just straight up abandon him 😂 “gj” after doing nothing to contribute was a highlight!
The little argument in Russian going on in the chat starting from around 11:29 to around 11:43 was extremely entertaining to read.
What did it say?
Ah, yes, the game that expects you to be a criminal is of course the game in which that Kevin would obey the law. Admit it, Kevin, you just love rebelling against the cruel designs and demands of the game developers.
He's always one step ahead of everyone
kevin going from 10 min videos to 20 min videos is lifes greatest blessing
Kevin forgetting he can right turn on red at the first race is probably gonna keep me up at night
Some places don't let you
@OrangeGreenRed you can, you just have to stop first. in IL at least.
Good lord man relax lol
@OrangeGreenRed that's hilarious I live in Michigan where both blow the horn if I don't but mine rarely works and it's already not a loud car
Pretty sure it's mostly an American thing, maybe he didn't know it's legal in that setting?
I think that guy let you win either because he pittied you, was curious if you could actually do it with that "bike" or he figured out who you were and was like " oh cool, I'm going to be in his video" Either way congrats on winning 😂
“I haven’t done any crimes, and I’m not going to!” You can understand why they may not believe you, given your history of cult activities and murder.
kevin this whole video made me laugh like crazy, please bring this character back soon for more online shenanigans. law obeying shenanigans of course
I want to but it's 3am and I'm pooping
20:12 “Ok I made it up that hill, I made a deal with god” kevin acknowledging a kate bush song has given me life
The credits at 19:10 are honestly hilarious. There's even a Stanley Parable reference, "gas station employee #427."
Eventually, he will have a channel in every single language.
No one is safe from Kevin
@@TaikaJamppa Herranjumala
@@TaikaJamppa Kyl se näin vaa on!
Kevin always has the best music going in the background. From the Sims to now Persona, can’t beat it
I thought I was the only one who noticed the Persona music playing quietly.
"is J walking illegal in America?"
Yes. Punishable with 3 years of prison
Or, in Los Angeles, with someone just running you over
Happened to my buddy Eric once
American cops and civilians respecting the ‘LAAAW!’ Sure.
The most chaotic way of obeying the law, welcome to the world of ADHD. Lol we love ya Kev, thanks for all the laughs ❤️
I legit thought the guy in the last race was just letting Kev win until the end screen. Loved this and the goofy horns part
8:05 "Viherpiipertäjä is going psycho", with a name like that I think they're using a garden fork as their weapon of choice
"I'm leveling up! I don't care that they died!"
I knew the real Kevin was in there somewhere.
The fact that Kevin spent 10 minutes in a taxi just to completey forget why he rode the taxi just so he could spend another 6 to go right back to where he was, is a very Kevin thing to do
I enjoy how the very first thing Kevin did was break two traffic laws: Changing lanes that close to a stoplight, and changing two lanes at the same time rather then one after the other.
I'll let not using indicators slide because I don't think GTA lets you use indicators
GTARP (FiveM) would allow you to do that, but I don't think the rockstar vanilla experience has that option. I could be wrong, it has been a while
Wait you're not allowed to change 2 lanes at once? I regularly see people pull out of driveways to cross the entire road to the far lane on a 1-way highway near here.
@@WildBluntHickok There are a LOT of traffic laws people regularly break, and this is one of them.
Not only can it be dangerous on its own, but if it were legal that would mean other drivers no longer know exactly what a turn signal means the car will do. Legally, every lane change needs its own distinct turn signal (meaning you cant just leave it on uninterupted for multille lane changes)
I dont think there's a law about how close to a stop light. you just cant switch lanes in the intersection.
I couldn't stop laughing at the bike race bit where you were struggling to get up that hill!
Loved the part when he said, "It's Kevin time."
Kevin is the type of person who can cause chaos both by obeying the laws or disobeying the laws
19:33 bro had 22 Wins and 69 Loses 😂
8:22 Kevin rly needs to play GTA GeoGuessr again; his skills have clerly improved.
That guy yelling "your fucking deeeeead!!" Right after he died really got me
remember the days when everyone was friendly in gta online? man, how times have changed in 9 years
I played it when it first released, I can honestly say that was rare back then too. Played both x360 and PC, and aside from a nice-guy hacker the majority of people were out for blood. Still, things have definitely got worse over the years. Now instead of an armoured car coming after you, it'll be orbital missiles, attack helicopters, remote controlled tanks, kamikazi jet pilots...
@@cyborgjellyfish-
don't forget the Opressors, which broke the game entirely. Back then you were pretty safe in an armoured Kuruma or anything that could outmanouver a standard guided missile, but the newer missiles hit like 99% of the time and it's near impossible to defeat an opressor without another opressor.
@@cyborgjellyfish- i was part of the reason the server broke when gta online broke when it first launched on the 360, i can ya, almost everyone was rather friendly, unless you were already doing criminal stuff (mugging, chased by cops etc)people generally left you alone or joined in on your shenanigans. it wasnt really this whole shoot first ask questions later, it was more make sure theyre hostile then shoot, at least that was my experience from day one of launch
@@Yandere7290 Admittedly I wasn't a day 1 online player (I took my time doing sidequests in singleplayer and got them all done before going online for the first time) so it would've been a couple of months before I started, but I definitely had a different experience than you did. I'm glad that those days existed though, I'm not a PvP kinda guy so I would've enjoyed that lifestyle. I had the odd lobby where people would ask first before randomly shooting you, but I guess my guy just had that kinda face you love to hit :p
18:11 that was hitmans levels of calculated murder.
Day 272 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey
Damn you actually have been doing this for that long
PLEASE
Someday, my friend. Some day.
More than 272 comments on this channel, yup it checks out
You can do it!
Kevin is such a good person, he'd never break any law or kill people in games
Bring back Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law
It does kinda bother me that we can't use turn signals in GTA.
My god! I cried from laughing at that bike race!! Good job Kevin Concratulations on winning that!
"Bro is your car a V8?"
"Nah it's a rescue, can you believe that people just abandon these poor cars?"
I always love a good GTA video. Makes me want to see more of the GTA RP
0:29 that mugshot makes my fight or flight response trigger
Another 21 minutes of Kevin causing chaos against the world, and possibly other universes, lovely
Would love to see the Gta RP again the poeple he played with wanne see him return too anto posy steve and troy
"Some random civilian has opened fire on me and the police have to" all for stealing a soda. That is an accurate depiction of America.
was about to mention how i LOVED the big motor motorcycle sounds for the finish of the race there.... when i realized it was just PERFECT synchronicity, one drove by at LEGIT the perfect timing to match that clip.
18:14-18:26 had me dead lmao
Callmekevin- military genius and innocent seal.
Good for you Keven! You should never give into peer pressure and do crime. Being a good law abiding citizen is it's own reward in the world of GTA
Drug your seatbelt.
Stay i milk.
Don’t accept candy from teachers.
Stupid autocorrect can’t take a joke!
I'm excited to watch your other channel, I really need to practice my Spanish more often and this could help with it!
15:15 Kevin must had some PTSD
The Persona 5 music under everything makes me laugh a little cause this is somehow more chaotic than the game with literal monsters.
I was laughing so hard during the race. I love it when Kevin plays online games.
I really appreciate the Pilotwings 64 music playing while he was skydiving! Nice work CMK editing team! 👏
When mrpurple car helped out I cried laughing 😂
7:18
Kevin: I don’t do crime
Russian guy: Hello, Bandits!
The race at the end had me audibly laughing thankS for that.
I get lonely and then I watch you Kevin, and then I feel less lonely I'm still sad but thank you for making it better
Kevin literally being a normal person is the most hilarious thing ever
The one game where we want Kevin to be awful and he's a good person. Man I love this channel
The most relatable Kevin quote:
"I'm not protagonist even in my own story"
Though Kevin you are the protagonist in our story!
"The only thing I'm getting is abused"
a truly GTA Online experience
Hey Kevin! Your videos always make me smile 😊 thanks for putting out such great content!!
"now I'm a professional racer, a racist if you will" had me lol
I love that people in chat are violently arguing in Russian the entire time lmao
that NPC around 18:20 that yelled " YOU"RE FUCKING DEAAAADD "
I know you usually do these as one-off video's, but I'd love to see a second part to this. 🤣
2:50 Is that Neymar 😂
11:50 The taxi driver is Chang Wei!
For those who don't know that's one of Jaboody's GTA RP characters. He's a taxi driver too.
Kevin is avoiding crime in a game named after a crime. Gold.
i’ve been in quarantine for the last two weeks because i caught covid and the only thing keeping me (relatively) sane were kevin’s videos so
11:02 That's real life 😂
OMG YOUR PLAYING GTA ONLINE AGAIN YES! Also good luck with the new Spanish channel Kevin ☺🇪🇸
14:28 wow, never knew that GTA was a real-life simulator
Oh god, Kevin is playing games properly again
This is such a good idea, they should have a law enforcement story line. Progressing as a cop to become a top detective and busting the criminals!!!
Can always rely on Kevin to cheer you up after a shitty day ❤
5:35 America moment
not russians fighting in chat the whole time💀💀
Disappointed this wasn't a NoPixel video. We need Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law to come back.
I'm gonna watch the content on Kevin's Spanish translated channel just for the hell of it... I don't speak Spanish, though I know some phrases, but it'll be really funny to just start watching Kevin in Español.